#i love when phil gets flustered

[pseudophan]

So much talking about Phil crumbling at the sight of Sister Daniel but can we also talk about Dan getting absolutely flustered by Father Philip? When Phil slapped his hand? Dan’s giggles? I can’t believe they’re forcing us to watch their weird roleplay

NO BECAUSE HONESTLY THAT WAS WORSE. at least dan's in a slutty outfit and being really flirty but phil's in the dumbest priest costume ever and basically just calling dan a slut and dan's dyyyyyiiiinnnngggggg. for the love of god behave

[kkoga]

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WC — 1.16k

Creds to @cafekitsune for the divider!!

Chapter 1 — Love is a scam

Valentine's Day at Dream Academy was the worst.

The hallways were drowning in heart-shaped balloons, pink streamers, and tacky paper hearts taped to every available surface. 

The student council had really outdone themselves this year, turning the cafeteria into some kind of lovesick wonderland. 

The scent of chocolate and cheap roses hung in the air like bad perfume, and to make matters worse, a live band was playing slow love songs on the stage.

It was the kind of scene that would make any hopeless romantic swoon.

Too bad you weren't one of them.

Slumped over your lunch tray, you stabbed halfheartedly at your food, watching couples exchange shy smiles and hand-written love notes. Someone let out an excited squeal near the entrance—probably another confession happening. Gross.

"Ugh, I hate love," you muttered, setting your fork down with an irritated clatter.

Your friends, who have been watching you with a mix of concern and amusement, exchanged knowing looks.

"Okay, Grinch," Dani teased, nudging your arm. "What did love ever do to you?"

You shot her a deadpan look. "Dumped me three weeks before Valentine's and now it's rubbing itself in my face."

"Fair point," Lara said, sipping her soda. "But in love's defense, Jay was kind of a jerk."

Jay—your now ex-boyfriend—wasn't the worst guy in the world, but he wasn't exactly the best either. You've been together for almost a year, and then, just when you thought things were solid, he hit you with the classic "I think we should take a break." Which, as everyone knew, was a breakup code for "I'm already over this, but I don't want to look like the bad guy."

So yeah. Love sucked.

"I don't get why this holiday is such a big deal," you grumbled, watching as a guy from the soccer team handed a bouquet to his very flustered girlfriend. "It's just an excuse to flex relationships and make single people feel miserable."

Dani smirked. "Or maybe you're just better because you're single now."

"Gee, thanks for the insight, Dr. Phil."

Lara leaned back in her chair, stretching her arms. "I mean, if you really hate it, you could just skip the rest of the event. No one's forcing you to be here"

You let out a dramatic sigh. "Yeah, but then I'd be sitting in my room alone, sulking. At least here, i get to be bitter in good company"

"Aww, that's the spirit!" Dani cheered, patting your back like a proud coach. "Embrace the bitterness!"

The band on stage finished their song, and the lead singer stepped up to the mic. "Alright, lovebirds, this next one’s a classic. If you’ve got someone special, grab ‘em close!"

As the opening notes of some cheesy love song filled the air, couples started slow dancing near the stage. You groaned, resting your forehead against the table.

This was going to be a long night.

Before Dani could respond, the speakers crackled, and a voice boomed across the cafeteria.

"Attention, everyone! Don't forget to follow the Valentine's color code! If you're not wearing a designated color yet, grab a shirt from the booth near the stage!"

You groaned. Right. The stupid color-coding system.

Every year, the school forced students to participate in this ridiculous tradition, where your relationship status was basically put on display through the color of your shirt.

Red meant you were in love. Orange meant you were single but had a thing going with someone. Blue was for the heartbroken. Pink for those searching. White for the ones who prioritized studying over romance. Yellow meant you were moving on. Black? Bitter. And wearing your normal uniform meant you weren’t interested at all.

Dani stood up, pulling a black T-shirt from her backpack and grinning. "I, for one, am proudly representing Team Bitter." She slipped the shirt over her uniform, showing off the bold lettering across the front: LOVE IS A SCAM.

Lara rolled her eyes and pulled on a yellow shirt. "I’m moving on, thank you very much."

You hesitated for a second before sighing and grabbing the blue one from your bag. "Guess I’m Team Broken."

As you pulled it over your head, Dani nudged you. "You could’ve gone black and joined me in my hatred of love."

You smirked. "Tempting, but I’m not that dramatic."

"Rude," Dani scoffed, crossing her arms. 

"Bitter is a valid life choice."

Lara laughed, but then her gaze flickered to the entrance. "Uh-oh. Here comes Mr. Moisture ."

Your body tensed as you spotted him walking in—wearing an orange shirt. Single and connected. So he already had something going with someone else. Figures.

You turned back to your tray, pretending you hadn’t seen him.

"Alright, we are officially boycotting sad thoughts," Dani declared, grabbing your arm. "C’mon, let’s go mess around near the confession booth."

"Why?"

"Because watching people panic over their crushes is hilarious."

You sighed but let them drag you along. If nothing else, at least you weren’t sulking alone.

As the band on stage started another slow song, you glanced around at the sea of red, pink, and orange shirts around you, feeling your stomach twist. Maybe you were bitter. Maybe you did hate love.

Or maybe you just hated the fact that it felt like everyone was moving on except you

The confession booth was one of the biggest attractions at the event—students could drop anonymous notes in the designated boxes, and later, volunteers would pin them up on a large board for everyone to see. Some were dramatic, some sweet, and some just straight-up weird.

"Look at this one," Lara snorted, pointing to a note written in bright red ink. I love you so much, but I’m too scared to say it in person. Please notice me, A.M.

Dani laughed. "Classic secret admirer move. Respect."

You rolled your eyes, scanning the pinned-up confessions absentmindedly. A few were cringeworthy, others were kind of cute—but then, your gaze landed on a small, folded note tucked into the corner of the board. Unlike the others, this one wasn’t pinned up properly, like someone had stuffed it there in a hurry.

Curious, you reached out and unfolded it.

The handwriting was neat but slightly rushed, like the writer had been nervous.

I miss you. - S

You frowned. "Huh."

Dani peered over your shoulder. "Ooooh. Mystery love letter?"

You shrugged, reading it over again. S. Who the hell was S?

"Think it’s for you?" Lara asked, raising a brow.

You snorted. "Doubt it."

"Well, let’s think," Dani said, tapping her chin. "S could be... Samantha, Sarah, Shane—"

"Or just some random person’s confession that got shoved in the wrong spot," you pointed out.

But even as you said it, you found yourself staring at the note a second longer than necessary.

"I miss you."

For some reason, the words sent a weird, unfamiliar flutter through your chest.

You shook your head, stuffing the note back where you found it. It was probably nothing.

Right?

[natashashill]

my girl

pairing: maria hill x reader

word count: 1k

warnings: fluff, backstory of reader contains mention of killing someone but that’s it

a/n: this was soooo self indulgent omg thank you to the nonnie who asked for this but i might have also lost the plot 😞

summary: based on this req

Rumors constantly swirled around S.H.I.E.L.D Headquarters over Maria ‘Ice Queen’ Hill. All the rookies murmured among themselves whenever they would find themselves around her, afraid to directly interact with her. It wasn’t that Hill was mean, no she just expected the absolute best from everyone. She worked her rookies to the bone, making sure they trained diligently and worked efficiently. She took the best recruits under her wing, training them specifically to work through S.H.I.E.L.D and rise through the ranks, while her least successful recruits ended up working a desk job or leaving all together. While the recruits were fearful of her, the majority of them admired her just the same.

The same cannot be said for you, the recruits all adored you. You were their primary instructor, training and sorting through the recruits until they would be evaluated by high agents like Victoria Hand, Phil Coulson, Melinda May, and of course Maria Hill. While they happened to be very strict, you were far more encouraging. You weren’t super strict with the recruits, you encouraged them through their difficulties and helped them find their own strengths. Although, that didn’t mean you were easy to walk over, if anyone tried to question you, it took you no time to make sure they understood who was in charge.

While your personalities didn’t seem to coincide, you and Maria Hill were a dream team. Before you decided to retire from the field, you and Maria Hill made an incredible team together. You would constantly partake in missions together. Soon enough, you both were absolutely inseparable, going on missions together, training together, and even doing some paperwork together in her office. Somewhere along the way, you both started falling for each other. You remained quite private at first, not wanting rumors to be spread around the office, but you both failed to hide it for long. Your co-workers started catching on to your relationship and you both failed to hide how flustered you made each other. When the rookies started to catch wind of your relationship, it surprised them all that Maria Hill had a heart.

However, it started to become increasingly obvious how in love the two of you were. Whenever you both were around each other, the energy in the room lightened, with you wearing an infectious smile whenever you would look at her and of course Maria would soften whenever she’s around you. Where Maria would be often uptight and rigid towards anyone else, it would never apply to you. People started to talk about you two, although no one really had anything negative to say. It was no surprise to see you two together in the hallways talking while heading off to wherever you’re needed, or that you would be the first to jump to her defense if someone challenged her.

She didn’t care if you made a mess at home or wanted to do something so ridiculously stupid to her, all she cared about was making you happy. She indulged you, letting you go all out in the holidays with your traditions because she knows how much it means to you. She never complained at all, even going along with your holiday baking that left the kitchen a mess. Although she did give you a bit of a look when you bought her the ugliest holiday sweaters to match. If there was one person who could get away with anything at work, it was you. She would never get mad at you if you submitted paperwork late or messed up at work, although this was much to the displeasure of everyone else at the receiving end of her wrath.

You were just as in love with her. Constantly checking up on Maria and reminding her to take breaks from her work. Whenever she would be working herself to death, you would be the one to get her to successfully step away from her work. Whenever she was in a particularly bad mood or frustrated at someone, Fury would call you to try and help her to calm down. You knew her like the back of your head, knew exactly what she needed when she would come home from a rough mission or suffered from the PTSD she developed during her army days or childhood.

The way she cared for you after missions, especially the bad ones. You had made the decision to step back after a mission gone wrong. You were sent to infiltrate an abandoned base, but you quickly found out it wasn’t abandoned at all. Hydra was still running tests at this base and you weren’t sure where to even begin. You saw many hostages and started trying to free them, hoping it would help. Unfortunately for you, that’s when you got made and you had no choice to retreat. While you called for backup, you were caught and forced to watch as Hydra killed a hostage in front of you that eerily resembled you. You never really recovered from that, even though it happened years ago, yet Maria was with you every step of the way. She was the one who found and freed you at the base, guided you back to the quinjet while you were shell shocked, took you home and made sure you would be alright. She didn’t leave your side for weeks until you started coming back to yourself again, lovingly staying with you and caring for you while you came to terms with what happened. She even waited for you outside your therapy sessions and brought you a milkshake each time.

As the years passed, your relationship became more and more public. You slowly started holding her hand while at work, or kissing her in hallways. After work events, you two would be seen together with Maria’s hand wrapped around your waist and your head on her shoulder. Most people easily brushed past it, they weren’t surprised in the slightest as anyone could have seen how much you cared for each other by now. Eventually even the recruits started becoming used to this, as seeing you two together became quite an occurrence after a few months.

notes: i really hope you like this, this was the only fic i was really able to write for during my writer’s block which is probably why it’s not good but she’s my wife fr soo!

[moti-otp]

You asked for recap, I'll try to give you the shortest version I could come up with

First egg day

Not much, but gives signs of potential. 100% platonic, met literally yesterday

Tho can be the great example for how much their relationship has changed. Gay jokes, "come to the bed, partner", first pet names (still just jokes), but immediately clicked with each other and assured eachother in loyalty

Missa's first return (June~July)

Giving signs from Missa's side. Finding out that there's somebody that is after Phil and feeling jealous, tho understanding why ("ye, he's a kind of a man, you know?" - to Chayanne), admitting Phil as the only person who protecting and helping him from a heart. Probably this's the start of Missa's crush

The Four Months™

Phil used to be really patient person, he always been ready to wait for people as long as needed. But at one moment, he started missing Missa, he started yearning for Missa

Rambling about how everyone is okay with being a single parent and how Missa is never there, actually giving up on him and taking off the armour he made for Missa months ago, getting jealous over Guapoduo (only romantic, married and really affectionate couple on the server at the moment), whimpering over the random skull he found in the dungeon and even collecting every single skull he found in one of the dungeons for no reason

Missa's return

Everything is back to normal! But something definitely changed...

Phil and Missa were really affectionate from the start, Phil always was protective over Missa and tried to help him and Missa always was a bit shy around Phil and flustered by his help

But this time it's all stronger

For the whole journey to find new members (the frozen ones) they haven't left each other's side, even walked off from everyone else just to be alone together.

And this time Phil was even more protective of Missa. Usually the very paranoid man, who was scared of a single little light in the darkness started noticing only those mobs that were attacking Missa, who couldn't not to look at him or leave alone for even a moment, just to check if he was safe. And for a long time everyone saw Phil actually relaxed after so many months of paranoia and fear. Something started changing

And Missa, he was even more shy around Phil, tried not to say a wrong word or anything that could disappoint him, was apologising for everything he ever could do wrong. And something new started happening with him. Flirting. But not just jokes, more of an admiring thoughts that accidentally were slipping out of Missa's mouth without him wanting it. And first time when Missa started rambling™ so Phil couldn't understand him and first time when he actually confessed by saying "te amo"

And then matching backpacks, Missa being very normal with wanting to put Phil's head on his backpack and other members noticing something between them

Missa trying to run away from Chayanne, but confessing something important

Skipping the whole looney tunes episode with the deep trauma under it and getting to the most interesting part

Tallulah and Chayanne telling Missa that Phil was talking about him a lot and Roier, seeing Missa's reaction asking him if he likes Philza (in "te gusta" way) and Missa saying that he's very handsome, but he wouldn't tell him about that because he wants to respect him (plus being afraid of losing him and that they have now)

And then writing a sign with confession that he LOVES Philza (and Tallulah noticing it, but pretends that she hadn't seen anything)

The Mexican independence day

(Oh god, oh boy, i have a lot to say)

The Missa's return was Missa's simping day, well, now it's Phil's turn

Phil was trying not to leave Missa for the whole day, keep him around, but not to interrupt when he was talking with him friends or wanted to go somewhere with them, even if he wanted to spend time with Missa. Only with Missa.

Sneaking photos, [Missa yelling "te amo" in front of everyone to him], trying to drag out of the crowd by lassoing (same that did Roier with Cellbit and Fit with Pac), focusing in the dance only on him, gazing at him in the Order, proposing to leave if he felt overwhelmed, trying to keep next to him in the dungeon, [Missa calling Phil handsome], wanting to stay only with Missa when everyone was going to the Hot Girls' beach, [Missa wanting to go on a date with Phil], gazing at Missa when going to the said beach with a goofy smile, [Missa confessing that Phil makes him nervous], Phil noticing Missa's confession but not saying anything just giggling, [Missa wanting to hug Phil as his last thing he wants to do before he dies (he was okay)]

And then the "see you soon" without seeing eachother after that

Missa's capybara journey

Missa returning without knowing if his son and (not fully back then) daughter were okay, if Phil was okay and feeling guilty about everything he missed. Meeting with Luismi and going to the Capybara village with them

And then- calling himself a parasite, that he doesn't deserve his family, calling Phil "the person of a justice, the best islander on the whole island", capybaras getting Missa to return home and write a sign for Phil

[Few days after Phil finding that sign and trying to find if Missa left anything else for him and getting sad when he realises that he didn't]

The Aquarium(I'm getting really sleepy, help)

Bad meeting Missa at one of the days and starting to gaslight him that he has no home, that nobody cares about him

So he requests to live under Phil's basement in the aquarium that built without Phil's agreement

Missa, again, isolating himself and thinking that he's not enough for his family and that he doesn't deserve to be anywhere near Phil

The Purgatory

The good start with separating middle and awesome end

Everything starting with Phil, after noticing that Missa is on, immediately started to perch everywhere and trying to find Missa. Looking around everytime he heard the noise of waystone

And then, after finally finding him on the ground with everyone else. He first wanted to just glide down, but decided to do water drop (to show off in front of Missa). Then Missa started acting surprisingly clingy and bold- asking Phil to hug him, staring at his chest when he was shaking it for fun (actually was checking if he was alive, but from Phil's side it looked like he was looking at boobs)

And then they got separated

It wasn't much for Missa because he more was thinking about how he will help his team, but Phil was DEVASTATED. The little "noooooo" in despair when finding that Missa is in another team, sadly waving when Missa was standing with his back turned to him, and giving last little glances to Missa (maybe considering if he can go to Missa's team for him) before living

And then Missa, on his own, with only violence around him, realises that he needs Philza. He doesn't just loves how he looks and acts with him, he NEEDS him. He needs his comfort, his power, his protection. And he decides to leave Purgatory just so he wouldn't have a chance to hurt Phil even if his team will win

Meanwhile, somewhere on a dusty floor of a museum crying and sobbing Phil, crawling into a drawing of Soulfire with Missa on it, sadly cooing and totally not needing him as much as he needs him

The Prison

KISS. Missa realises that not only he needs Phil and his family, but that they also need him. KISS ON A LIPS. Phil, again, feeling fully relaxed after long time just with Missa, even sometimes forgetting that they should escape. PHIL ASKED MISSA TO KISS HIM ON A LIPS. And Tallulah finally officially becoming Missa's daughter. THE PISSA KISS HOLY FUCK EVEN CROWS DON'T THINK IT'S PLATONIC ANYMORE

The new start

Missa returning home once again. But everything is new, it's time to start with the white list. But this time he's sure in his feelings and wants to be with his family, wants to protect them and love Phil even if he won't get that back

Meanwhile Phil getting even more possesive over Missa with wanting to kill the villager just because he was sleeping on Missa's bed. He's very normal over his husband, yap

Missa made it canon that he's immortal just like Phil. Giving him even more pet names like "The immortal", "the man of my dreams"(heard that he called him a term that used by boyfriends about their girlfriends) and saying "I hope we'll see eachother soon, handsome" before logging out

Other notes (finally done for now

(FINALLY IT'S OVER AAA, IT TOOK ME AN HOUR, MAYBE MORE)

- Missa also called Phil "daddy" when saw an art of him on a Purgatory loading screen

- Phil, looking at the art of Fooligetta and Leo said: "the family, all together, yaaaay" in the most jealous tone ever

- Phil, looking at art of Guapoduo (again) with fucked up Cellbit said: "Cellbit is a little but fucked up, but Roier will help him, right? Roier will save him". And with what tone he was saying that he was hoping that somebody would come to him and save him too

- when Phil found Missa's "house" in aquarium he was saying "he doesn't- he thinks- he thinks I don't- he thinks he doesn't deserve me"

- in Prison Missa said that apapacho(hug) is that he does to Phil when he doesn't look

- there's like 7 times Phil was gazing at Missa from the side while he was talking with his friends or just was by himself, Phil really likes to look at him

- Fit actually thinks those two are romantic couple because he said "it's none if my business that other couples do" when found Missa's aquarium house (refering to him and Pac even before they got together)

- Cellbit told Missa that Phil is in love with him, but just scared if his feelings and can't accept them yet, but "he sees something really strong here" (quote)

- Chayanne had a backpack called "Phissa"

- Dapper called them lovebirds and promised to protect Missa from anyone if they want to get between him and Phil

- qPhil probably thinks that "platonic" just means "no sex" (he was answering to Cellbit's question about what platonic husbands mean ages ago and Phil couldn't answer normally, but Foolish yelled "no sex" and Phil said "ye, kinda like that")

It's finally finished yippee, hope it'll give you some recap and image on how insane we are here about these two

Words can´t express how I´m feeling rn, the happiness in my body is boiling and i'll explode in million pieces, thanks for this amazing food I'll always be grateful for this awesome work. It took you time to write everything here, Thank you. You're a legend. A great warrior o7

My respects for you comrade

[aerodynamicsainz]

𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐬 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐳 𝐉𝐫 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: 𝟏𝐤

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

𝐀/𝐍: 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐝𝐲𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬. 𝐢 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭!!

‘Mind if I take a seat?’ a voice asks, Spanish accent thick and deep. 

You turn, ‘sure, make yourself comfortable,’ smiling at the ‘stranger’ in front of you. 

You and your husband have been together since you were 16. After watching Modern Family together, the two of you had taken some inspiration from Phil and Claire’s Valentine's Day tradition. both you and Carlos had taken on the personas Lucia Rodriguez and Matteo Gonzalez. you would ‘meet’ in a bar and have the best sex of the year. Carlos had suggested that the pair of you try out this switch of identities three years ago and every valentine’s day since Carlos had slipped a note under your door detailing the location and time for your little rendezvous. 

‘Matteo Gonzalez,’ Carlos sticks out his hand, ‘nice to meet you.’

‘Lucia Rodriguez,’ you place your hand on his and he gives it a kiss. 

‘Miss Rodriguez, may I say, you are absolutely breathtaking,’ Carlos smirks, seeing your cheeks turn a deep shade of pink. 

‘Why thank you Mr Gonzalez,’ you reply. 

‘Please sweetheart, call me Matteo,’ his hand parts from yours.

You smile at him, a small smirk where only the left side of your mouth quirks up.

‘So, Matteo,’ you say, as if testing the name, ‘how is your night going? Is there a reason you are all alone looking so handsome?’ your eyes move down his body slowly taking in how sexy he looks dressed in his black suit.

‘It is going much better now I am with you mi amor, I've been admiring you from across the room for a while. That dress is beautiful,’ his expression is like a kid in a candy shop.

‘Thank you very much, my husband got me it for my birthday,’ your cheeks redden when you realise that you have slipped up and mentioned Carlos.

‘Ah, you're married. Where is the lucky guy?’ Carlos plays along, his brows raising in faux confusion.

‘That doesn't matter right now,’ you play with the straw in your cocktail.

Carlos hums in agreement, his hand resting on your thigh. You instinctively close your legs, trapping Carlos’ hand between them. Instead of moving his hand he pulls your legs apart, hand getting dangerously high on your thigh.

‘Is this okay mi amor?’ Carlos leans over and whispers in your ear, trailing kisses down your neck.

Your lips part, ‘yeah this is okay.’

‘Good girl,’ you can feel the smirk on your neck.

He pulls away a moment later, his thumb begins rubbing circles on your upper thigh.

‘Can we go to the hotel room,’ your voice is barely above a whisper, ‘I need you.’

Carlos parts his lips, a sigh leaving his agape mouth, ‘is that so?’

‘Yes sir,’ you bat your eyelashes at him, loving how flustered he is. 

‘Baby,’ he takes your hand, ‘I'll give you a five minute head start. I want you naked on the bed. understand?’

it’s your turn to be speechless, a shiver of anticipation goes down your spine. 

‘Yes sir, I understand,’ you finally get out, standing up.

Carlos smiles, ‘good girl.’

As you leave he gives you a firm smack on the ass and chuckles when you look back at him in surprise, picking up his half empty glass and taking a sip. 

you rush up to your shared hotel room, stripping from your emerald dress as soon as you’re through the door, laying in the middle of the bed waiting for your husband. 

Just as he said, five minutes later the hotel door opens and Carlos is standing at the foot of the bed. 

he looks down at the heap barely resembling the tight dress you wore five minutes prior, ‘no underwear?’ he quirks his brow. 

you shake your head, ‘no sir.’

he leans down on the bed, hovering over you til your faces are a few centimetres apart, ‘it’s almost as if you wanted me to fuck you in the bar, with nothing but your skimpy little dress on. Is that what you wanted, hm? to show those people at the bar how much of a needy little slut you are?’

you don’t even answer his question, instead leaning up to his face to capture his lips in yours, kissing him as if it was the last time you ever would.

‘answer the question baby,’ he pulls away from your slightly bruised lips, ‘come on. I want to hear you say it.’

‘Say what?’ you act oblivious, arms wrapped around Carlos’ neck. 

you feel a nudge between your legs, opening them wide you feel your husbands clothed thigh slot against your wet pussy. 

Say it baby. tell me how much of a slut you are,’ Carlos leans down to your neck, giving you light kisses. 

‘no,’ you struggle under the pressure between your legs and the light touches on your neck, ‘never.’

‘don’t be difficult y/n.’ Carlos says sternly, nipping at your neck now, hard enough to leave marks. 

‘or what?’ you question, enjoying being difficult, ‘and who is y/n. I am Lucia.’

‘y/n baby, i won’t be fucking another woman into the mattress. it’ll be you. my y/n. my good girl. my princessa. Is that understood?’ you nod, unable to speak, ‘great. Now, tell me how much of a slut you are.’

I wore that dress with no underwear on purpose. I wanted you to see how hard my nipples were, how much I wanted you. I wanted you to smell the pleasure coming off of me. i wanted you to fuck me in front of those people in the bar. show them who i belong to,’ he pauses his movements. 

he pulls away, ‘put the dress back on.’

‘why?’ you sit up, resting on your elbows. 

‘Put it back on y/n. meet me back at the bar. put your vibrator in. I want you dripping and incoherent when we get back up here.’

you are lost for words. you just nod and get ready, messaging Carlos when you are ready. He replies not with a message but with a low vibration, controlling your toy with his phone. It was going to be a long night. 

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Terrible Influence Tour (6) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five

A Perfect Macro (ao3) - scaryfangirl2001

Summary: When Phil doesn't answer his texts, Dan searches for him and finds a work of art

Anyone Else (But You) (ao3) - phansong

Summary: Dan and Phil are on the final leg of their Terrible Influence Tour when suddenly Phil starts feeling sick. In a world where you can only get pregnant if you find your soulmate of the opposite sex, Dan and Phil never expected to be dealing with the challenges.

Craving Sunshine (ao3) - euphor7a

Summary: “Can’t fuck a baby into you like this, angel,” Daniela brings her hand back to tap twice at the fist still clenching her hair. “Let go.”

I Love Him (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: There’s a lot to love about tour, but free time in a city on the opposite end of the world is very high on the list.

A fic about art galleries and love at first sight.

idgaf (because it saved me) (ao3) - gaydreaming

Summary: When Dan sits down at his piano, he doesn't expect to put so much emotional vulnerability onto the page. But TATINOF had a song. Introverts had a song. Terrible Influences needs a song. And, more importantly, Dan and Phil need to figure out how exactly they plan to take back what the internet took from them.

if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second, and other bullshit sentences about love (ao3) - m_katiep

Summary: Bringing back the gaming channel didn't magically fix all the problems in their relationship, but maybe a whole ass tour will. Right? Please? Phil is still madly in love, but Dan is struggling.

it's us against the world, together we'll survive (ao3) - evilfrog1

Summary: As Dan and Phil wrap their final show of the Terrible Influence Tour, Phil struggles with the bittersweet reality of endings. Comfort and quiet reassurance follow, because some things don’t end — not really.

Kiss A Ginger Day (ao3) - miku78

Summary: Dan can remember birthdays, jokes from 15 years ago, even the colors of Phil's convoluted, adorable eyes. Does he really think Phil's a natural ginger?

knot problem (ao3) - PhanTDM

Summary: When Dan said "Daddy's got a little knot problem? " onstage, he was making a joke. Except it kinda wasn't a joke- the knot part, not the daddy part. or the problem part.

(long live) that look on your face (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: They're too old and tired for a proper afterparty, but Phil finds a way to make the London shows special anyway.

Lost & Found (ao3) - skygremlin

Summary: "But, what I’m saying is how do you remember a moment when something goes missing? Because then you would know where the thing went!"

"Because you were the last person that had it, ergo you lost it."

Phil loses a house key.

No fun in podcasts (ao3) - harrysbabyboo

Summary: Dan and Phil are almost at the end of the terrible influence tour and as much as he loves it, the pressure is rising for Dan. One guest appearance on a podcast is too much for him and Phil helps him relax.

Not the Jealous One (ao3) - imademon

Summary: After Brighton Terrible Influence show, Dan as Sister Daniel flirts with PJ and makes Phil a little jealous.

paint the town blue (ao3) - miku78

Summary: Feeling burnt out from tour planning, Dan and Phil make an impromptu trip to Brighton.

rattlesnake (ao3) - ZackStriker (PyroStormIsBae)

Summary: to the mirror dan says, "i am sorry you got stuck with me," to the birds he says, "do you ever feel like your body is not your body?" to phil he says, "could you maybe sit a little further away from me during this video?"

phil looks at him with equal amounts despair and love. 'this feels right,' dan thinks, 'this is what love should be for me: painful. it’s what i deserve.'

or: a fic juxtaposing 2012's grief with 2024's joy.

Scent (ao3) - dipnpip

Summary: Dan buys a new cologne and Phil is a big fan!

Soft (ao3) - dipnpip

Summary: On a rare day-off together touring Europe, Dan becomes increasingly flustered by Phil's soft skin while out sightseeing.

The moments we shared drunk (ao3) - dead_little_lamb19

Summary: Dan is the horny clumsy drunk and Phil is the silly giggly drunk.

We did it: Onto a new era (ao3) - DAJPhanTrash

Summary: I saw people saying Phil was close to crying at the end of the final terribe influence tour show so I wanted to write a fanfic it.

No spoilers for the actual show

The end of terribe influence tour. Dan comforts a crying Phil.

You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid (ao3) - dead_little_lamb19

Summary: Dan is just fucking tired after the tour and stressed about their new plans for life. It results in a little fight between him and Phil on a Friday evening. But Phil always gets his way.

[kalcifers-blog]

Pissa Headcanons to rattle around my brain like Tallulah's maracas

I feel like I shouldn't need to clarify this but I will anyway- this is all about the Cubitos, not the CCs

Sun and Moon relationship, but they look like opposite of what they are (Philza looks like he's the sun but he's actually the moon and vise versa)

Missa's hair is significantly longer than what it was after he returns to the island (Philza LOVES it)

Missa is deffo the type to give lots and lots of small pecks just all over Philza's face. Philza is just constantly sat there blushing and smiling

Missa likes to teach Phil how to play guitar (yes he does the thing where he sits behind him and holds the back of his hands to show him how to play. Great stuff)

Philza loves horror and doesn't get scared easily, Missa also loves horror but does get scared easily. Cue movie marathons between them where Missa is constantly jumping and Philza (playfully) laughing at him

I'm sure this is basically canon now but Missa also loves to teach Philza how to dance- in return Philza likes to help Missa out with fighting and offers to spar with him. They both have equally flustered reactions to the other showing them how to do said activity

Missa is very physical affection oriented. Whenever Philza is in his vicinity they're hardly apart for even a second because of how close Missa wants to be all the time (90% of the time he's not even doing it consciously)

Missa is taller than Philza (Avians tend to be shorter on average since it helps out with flying) it's not major or a huge difference in any normal circumstance but it definitely feels that way as soon as they're close in proximity to each other (it does not help that Missa wears those big ass goth boots with thick soles/heels, making him appear even taller than usual)

Philza likes to collect items that remind him of the people he's closest too (i.e, Technoblades emerald, Wilbur's guitar pick, Tallulah's amapola, Chayanne's rubber duck etc) for Missa it's a sugar skull mask Missa decorated for him (it includes his green colour scheme and the hardcore heart)

Missa also loves to braid Philza's hair and preen his wings and takes great pride in doing so (he's not AMAZING at it, but he still loves to do it)

Every government assigned couple were given rings when they first joined, at first Philza and Missa wore theirs as necklaces before they actually developed any feelings for each other- now they both wear them on their right ring fingers (they unconsciously agreed that they'll move the rings onto their left hands if they ever actually got married)

Philza can understand birds (he mostly understands crows but he's able to piece together what other types of birds are saying as well) so he's often telling them to "shush" when they catch him and Missa alone together

Missa has death touch, meaning anything living will die if they touch his bare skin. Anything besides (Death's favourite) Philza of course. (Also the death touch does not work on undead which is why he still hides away from Zombies and Skeletons, which is partially the reason why he's kinda shit at fighting)

Trans ftm q!Philza but his top surgery scars are the shape of an upsidedown heart (Missa thinks it's SO PRETTY)

Mumza is watching all of this go down with a bowl of popcorn like her personal weekly telenovela. She finds it the funniest thing that Philza's type is essentially "tall, dark and emo"

Wilbur did not know that Philza would like men, the whole "Phil- I didn't know you were bi, and polyamourus" is still canon, but at first Wilbur was kinda just joking not thinking there was actually anything behind it. You can imagine his shock when in fact, his dad does indeed like men.

[rainbowchaox]

Pissa Headcanons That Are Canon To Me Masterpost:

1.) Philza has been courting Missa from the first day they got paired together. Because Missa is literally so attractive to a Avian being able to dance, sing, and just in general a kind person. So of course Phil has been courting Missa but Missa doesn’t realize avians aren’t all super affectionate and doesn’t realize the gifts and shinny things given to him by Philza is pretty much avian for OMG I LOVE HIM and BACK OFF. Missa doesn’t know because Missa in general hasn’t been taught avian courting behavior along with his horrid self esteem he can’t imagine Phil loving him like that.

2) Philza is super affectionate even for avian standards. He will cuddle Missa with his wings every chance he gets. Or just in general hover around him. Along with his courting behavior almost being sickening cute. He just thinks his husband deserves everything nice.

3) Philza is more independent when it comes to preening his wings and is used to doing it alone but BOY is his weak when Missa takes a hour out of his day to help him preen. Missa isn’t like the best at preening in the world. But Missa is over average solely because he wanted to be the best for Philza he could be. It never fails to get Philza to melt and finally relax.

4) Both Philza and Missa are married and pining. Missa has a crush on his husband. Therefore Missa always gets a tad flustered around Philza. And everyone can see they love each other but themselves.

5) Avians run warm and Reapers run cold. So Missa always cuddles with his husband sleeping aka his willing heat source. Missa loves being blanketed by Phil’s wings. It’s so cozy and warm.

6) Missa is more open with his jealousy but in my opinion the more jealous one is actually Phil. Missa is very pretty ESPECIALLY if one managed to see him without his mask. But Missa doesn’t realize others are hitting on him because brain is too full of his husband. Philza does realize. And I won’t lie he sulks sometimes.

7) Missa has strong opinions about wings. And he definitely has a strong bias towards his husband wings. Missa being Missa will casually say how pretty his husband wings are. When doing that I imagine Atleast in avian eyes is like calling someone hot or a hunk. Because avians are so vain about their wings and is one of the main beauty standards. Philza always hears and never fails to give a smug smirk. Philza loves being complimented despite him saying otherwise.

8) Missa was the cook in the family and taught chayanne. Philza can cook but not COOK. Everyone in the family cried a bit when Missa came home solely for his cooking.

9) Phil is gentle with his adoration so he has many pictures and charcoal drawings of Missa hidden in one of his back packs.

10) Missa teaches Phil to dance. Phil teaches Missa to fight. Equal amount of gentle touching and flirting somehow.

[isa-ghost]

do u have pissa hcs

YES I have one set here (platonic/deathduo) and a second here (more Missa-centric, based on my fic)

qPhil headcanons masterlist

Because you requested Pissa, these will jump between /p and /r though,, I guess most people would prob assume as much from a qpr LOL. I will definitely be referring back to ones I made in that blue set.

Phil is a damn good kisser and it lives in Missa's head rent free

But Missa's lips are soft as hell and that lives in Phil's head rent free so actually they're both winning here

It's no secret Missa's down abysmal. He wants Phil the way Fitza has had each other. Phil knows he has a romantic crush, he does not know he is desired that carnally.

Missa has an innate talent for unintentionally reminding Phil how nice it is to be hugged and held and physically loved, especially when dealing with extensive amounts of stress

Dare I say they are the "babe hold my flower" "I've got your flower babe, go kick their ass" couple. And that works both ways, they will both hold the flower AND beat someone's ass

It took a long time for Phil to get fully comfortable with it, but he trusts Missa enough to help him preen his feathers and take care of his wings

Speaking of wing care, Missa is going to be so horrified and guilty at the sight of Phil's wings post-possession bc he wasn't there to help Phil :) It's not his fault, but he'll think so anyway, just like Phil does with things <3

Phil has yet to see Missa genuinely pissed off at something for an extended period of time but those who have known him longer like Roier have told him stories and he wants to see it SO BAD. Angry life partner hot.

Phil absolutely loves how easy it is to fluster Missa. And it's not only easy bc of the crush. Which makes Missa SO salty bc if Phil could understand Spanish well enough, oh my god the shade of red Missa could make him turn.

THEIR COMMUNICATION. AAAAAAA. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET PHIL TO FUCKING SPILL HIS GUTS WHEN HE'S ENDURING THE HORRORS?? AND YET HE'LL VENT TO MISSA NO ISSUE AS LONG AS MISSA COAXES IT OUT OF HIM. RAAAAHHHHH.

These two love holding hands so much. Top tier sign of affection to them. (They will die a little if it's pointed out /pos)

Phil can and will pick Missa up like he weighs nothing. And carry him. Missa will screech every time he's picked up without fail bc he's never expecting it. And then he'll swoon about how his husband can carry him so effortlessly.

They both can get jealous sometimes, which is funny bc it's never problematic, the moment the other clocks they're getting jealous they're dramatically all over each other like OoOuUuUHUSBAND

They have an unspoken competition to one-up each other with gifts every time one wakes up and does something without the other (Phil's winning)

*Slams fist on table* STARGAZING DATES. MISSA SERENADING PHIL. PHIL INFODUMPING ABOUT SPACE. RAAAAHHHH

[danrifics]

i love when dan and phil get each other all flustered it’s so beautiful 😫

[bagely]

uh uh I make something . . . It's a bit messy and short sorry (edit: I forgot the tittle JBKBSJJA) 🫠

Title: what makes you think I'm so especial?

Ao3 link: Spanish English

synopsis: Missa don't understand why Phil is mad at him for leaving the house and living in a pet- zoo. Philza is mad because his husband is too dumb for his own good.

Other: Listen "love like you"- Steven Universe to get in the mood

"Why are you so mad anyway?" Missa raised his voice a bit irritated by the whole discussion. It was clear that he wanted to leave and end the fight that he had unintentionally started.

Phil was hurt, annoyed, and tired. Who did he think he was to talk to him like that? To be so demanding and then want to leave? To turn him into a bundle of discordant and diffuse emotions? Who was he to not believe him when he said he was part of his family? His husband, that's who he was.

"Because I love you, Idiot!" His voice was trembling. He was trembling. The declaration had sounded with anger and annoyance, as if it were the most terrible sin that had been kept in his chest, forced out by a demon. "So I ask you, no... I beg you to think about what you're doing, Missa." The distance they had, not only physical but also emotional, was killing him, so he walked several steps towards him. "I don't want you to leave me, if it's something you feel you have to do, I'll let you go... But, if you can't look me in the eyes and tell me you want me to go away, I'm not going to leave."

Tears began to come out of Missa's eyes "it's just... I don't want you to leave, Philza... I'm the one who should leave. I have to stop bothering you."

"Bothering me? Stop doing this, Missa." He was even angrier than he already was, and if he wasn't crying before, he was now. "Stop underestimating yourself and running away, mate." He walked even further, and when Missa tried to move away, he bumped into the wall, preventing him from doing so. "That's the only thing that's really bother me."

"You don't know what you're talking about you. don't love me.. you can't, I— I'm horrible... I'm not good for you or for anyone." Missa said, slightly shaking his head when he felt Philza's hands on his cheeks.

"Don't force me to stop loving you... because I can't." Phil spoke without making another move, paralyzed in Missa's tearful eyes. "And, Missa if you're not good... If you're not good, all the angels in heaven can be considered demons"

"You're too good with words..." Missa admitted, a bit flustered behind his tears.

"I don't think so, my husband tends not to believe anything I say." Phil spoke with clear annoyance.

"It must be because he's a fool."

"He is." Philza responded instantly.

"I'm so sorry Phil, I love you, I'm sorry." He was still sobbing, and while his husband just cleaned his tears. "I'm so so sorry, really, I don't like doing this, I love you.. It's just...I can't- I- It's just that I- I'm so sorry." Misas's voice was choked up, he spoke between the few breaths his tears allowed him.

"It's okay, it's okay." Philza said, putting Missa's head on his shoulder so he could vent on him. "It's okay, it we'll be fine. I'm here."

[karlachismylife]

Graved'ma mudane soft things that make me want to cry a little less tonight. Posting this and probably going for a nap before I try to fix a situation I created which is a horrible mess.

Marusya making boiled eggs for breakfast and cleaning the shells off standing at the kitchen counter, when Graves enters the kitchen and immediately goes for a hug from the back, wrapping his hands around her waist and resting his chin on her shoulder. The height difference make it a good fit, her sleepiness - a maneuver Graves won't get immediately elbowed in the guts even though Ved'ma is still overwhelmed by being hugged like this. The egg she cleans off has a yellowish spot on the side, because she overcooked them and it got slightly baked. Phillip gets elbowed in the guts for making a comment about it.

Ved'ma staring at him heavily and Graves being unnerved by the "slavic gaze". She argues it's bullshit, and it is to some extent: she's staring at him like this not because she's slavic, she's staring at him like this because she woke up in a bad mood and is fighting herself in order to ask for a hug and also there's half of an eye pencil's worth of lining around her eyes. Because the best way to throw off the face recognition cameras will be wiping it all off and changing her eye shape drastically with just that. She ends up secondguessing herself due to the bad mood and doesn't ask for the hug, but Graves wants to give her one anyway and it ends with him being held hostage by a grumpy Ved'ma.

Phil getting his daily dose of Ved'ma lap time where she pulls him into her lap and listens to his heartbeat ("I'm just warming my ear between your tits, don't get any ideas"). She places kisses over his heart and sometimes gets really sad and silent, but that just means it's time for a quiet country song from him, because it always makes her smile and hold his hands.

Ved'ma singing loud and fun Russian songs with a guitar to him. Her favourite ones to sing to him are from Король и Шут, especially "Лесник" and "Камнем по голове", but she's learnt almost all their repertoire. She sings more solemn, serious, grim and political songs to herself, but when she's sitting on the floor with her head leaning back to rest against Phil's knee as he's on the couch, it's always something just fun. He starts learning some words too even though his pronounciation sucks.

Marusya hugging Phil from behind when he's sitting doing something, kissing his temple and cheek, taking his glasses off if he has them on. She drapes herself over his back like a weighted blanked and hugs him around his neck, and this is when she's telling him short and sweet things, calls him beautiful, whispers that she loves him and reminds him that she wants to sleep in one bed with him. It's all in Russian, but he knows all these very important phrases already. They are very happy.

Ved'ma with messy bed hair lying in that bed resting her head on folded arms. She's watching him undress for sleep and she thinks he is beautiful, and for some reason, maybe because she's staring intensly again, it makes this cocky man flustered. Ved'ma is even more blunt when she's sleepy, because English gets harder, so she tells him short, direct compliments and ends up calling him over when he's still half dressed, pulling him onto the bed by his unbuttoned shirt and kissing him a lot while they're both giddy and smiling.

[swiftlydnp]

right??? i think i've never seen dan so flustered like he was when phil came out in that librarian outfit, that reaction was insane, the sex must have been wild that day lol

love is real guys

it was crazyyyy like doing all that in front of a camera likeee😭😭

dan stand up (although i completely get it i mean look at phil)

[moti-otp]

i like to believe that phil is the one who gets flustered easily instead of missa when it comes to the flirting

I prefer both, like, yes definitely Phil gets really flustered and red when Missa express his eternal love in the most romantic words, but I also believe that Missa gets all red and giggling when Phil takes his hand and kiss it in the sweetest way

yk?

[lesbiandanhowell]

Sam reacts to: Do NOT read these cards out loud - Dan and Phil play Incohearent

Full disclosure this is my second watch. My first one was me fighting for my life in my bathtub because I was laughing so hard and kept almost drowning.

- Dan affirming the phil trash #1 status by pointing out the quiff before any of us even had a second to notice it.

- Dan warned us they would get demonetized and YET truly nothing could prepare you for this video.

- Glad phil noticed, same as all of tumblr, that they keep mentioning swinging AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOFTLAUNCH DANIEL? (Which literally is just him saying they are a couple which thanks Dan)

- Dan already with the heart eyes, he is making the name heart eyes howell really proud lately (the heart eyes not leave for a single second the entire video).

- I think I have to join the "they smoke weed" agenda now because there is no other way to interpret Dan's cheeky smile at the 4/20 card.

- Literally what makes me laugh most isn't the cards bur Dan laughing? His smile is so infectious it makes me belly laugh seeing him grin at the camera, eyes all but disappeared and just leaning back in the chair holding his stomach from laughter.

- "Oh I wonder why!" THE LOOK DAN GAVE PHIL I AM CRYING

- The way there is no competition and they are just so excited to see the other say weird shit, especially now that we have 'new Phil'.

- Phil never giving Dan the hints is so fucking funny to me, like I think he doesn't do it intentionally and just forgets they exist lmao.

- Dan just wanted to play this to see Phil get flustered by saying kinky shit let's be honest, but in the end Dan gets more flustered over it than Phil does.

- "There is no way this is gonna be monetized." No shit sherlock

- The way they keep making eye contact 😳

- "I know there are certain words you cannot say on youtube" "We're gonna find them out today!"

- "Okay Phil this one goes out to you" - Power Bottom GENUINELY WHAT THE FUCK DANIEL WHO ASKED WHO THE FUCK ASKED (We know entirely too much about their sex life by now stg)

- I am afraid for their editors sanity after gamingmas I will be honest, because the same person has now edited so many of their absolutely horny videos and we're only on day 9.

- Dan leaning back in his chair when laughing is so funny in itself like I am worried every time he will fall off because he's laughing so much.

- I could feel Dan falling more in love with Phil with every single one these, like you could tell that he is down horrendously bad which is just adorable.

- I am with you Dan, I literally cried laughing.

No they are wrong we all WON, this was the funniest fucking video they have ever made I almost drowned, I cried, I can't stop laughing still. Thank you for this beautiful piece of media.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

M Rated Fics (2) Masterlist

part one

2 minutes (ao3) - dipnpip

Summary: On the long flight to Australia, Dan gets a tad bit handsy. They sort it out in the bathroom.

Craving Sunshine (ao3) - euphor7a

Summary: “Can’t fuck a baby into you like this, angel,” Daniela brings her hand back to tap twice at the fist still clenching her hair. “Let go.”

don't tell me what to do (i'll love you forever if i want to) (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: They have a fight. Dan pushes Phil away.

fuck being remembered, i think i was made for you (ao3) - cutekai

Summary: valentine’s day in the phouse

Good Alpha (ao3) - sleepyslag (galacticneighbor)

Summary: Dan's never been a good alpha, if you ask his parents.

His mate has a different opinion.

Hyper music (ao3) - lainotonfire

Summary: Dan spends most of his day at Phil’s house, they talk for hours nerding over muse. But when the sun sets, they start to get distracted by other things

i'm your biggest fan (ao3) - phegetarian

Summary: Phil is hot, Dan is a fan. This might not be what you think or it's exactly what you think it is.

if you weren't mine (i'd be jealous of your love) (ao3) - phook

Summary: dan and phil reminisce.

everything’s still romantic after fifteen years.

it’s never just coffee (ao3) - dykephan

Summary: Phil will move on first, because he deserves to, and Dan will move on only when he’s freed of the guilt that weighs so heavily on him — so never, maybe. Or whenever he starts feeling that all-consuming numbness again that had created this whole mess. It had its pros and cons.

He feels everything in sharp clarity now. It has its pros and cons.

Limerence (ao3) - cherryheartz

Summary: Limerence [ li-mer-uhns] noun

1 the state of being obsessively infatuated with someone, usually accompanied by delusions of or a desire for an intense romantic relationship with that person…

Phil Lester is popular. But Dan Howell is not. Dan Howell likes Phil Lester's raven colored hair and ice blue eyes. But so does someone else…

look at you // useless boy (ao3) - skygremlin

Summary: There’s something different about Dan when he’s in drag - maybe it’s the confidence of unlocking a different side of him that makes him want to dial up the flirting and the teasing, who knows. Phil’s always had a thing for Sister Daniel, so it’s not all that surprising he’s just as into this new persona Dan’s trying out after tour.

Love Languages (ao3) - dipnpip

Summary: 5 ficlets about how they express their love through each language.

Moon Fall (ao3) - imademon

Summary: Dan brought Phil's body to a local bench and talks to him as he waits for the world to end.

“You don’t have to hold it together. You know you’ve never had to put on a mask for me.” Again, Dan spoke in a northern accent.

of a feather (ao3) - plinythehotter

Summary: A stranger shows up at the secluded Wuthering Heights during a snowstorm and learns that the house has a history: one that begins with Katherine Lester's younger son and his... childhood friend. That's what they're calling it.

off the record (ao3) - jailedmoonshine

Summary: dan isn't in the mood to film a video, so phil makes sure he's in the mood

our lips must always be sealed (ao3) - uhmyeah

Summary: dan and phil have silly tour sex

Remote Crisis Manager (ao3) - sexy_ghost_star (sepia_sigyn)

Summary: “You’re playing Debussy.”

“I am.”

“Does that mean you want-”

“Da bussy,” they say in unison.

Soft (ao3) - dipnpip

Summary: On a rare day-off together touring Europe, Dan becomes increasingly flustered by Phil's soft skin while out sightseeing.

Sunscreen (ao3) - anyrandohuman

Summary: Dan and Phil have a beach trip that turns into sex in the ocean

inspired by Dan’s insta stories ig

This was never going to end well. (ao3) - Loganator5001

Summary: When Daniel Howell, lawyer, husband, father, wakes up next to a man, in a flat that isn't his own, he knows exactly how it happened. And Daniel knows how it will end if he comes back. Dan almost doesn't care

Tucked In (ao3) - imademon

Summary: '“I know this is kind of a weird ask, but do you think you could help me practice tucking for next week’s video?” Dan said, leaning against the bathroom door frame. He had foreseen needing some kind of support, and had Phil review the information he was given too."

Undercover (ao3) - phansauce97

Summary: After recovering from tragedy, Phil does his best to get back on his feet. He still had his mom, his brother, his friends, and a good future to look forward to. So, continuing to put one foot in front of the other, he pushes on.

Things turn upside down though when a new student arrives at school one day; tall, mysterious, and wearing all black.

"Dan Howell," or Agent Ten, as he's known, is a master assassin and secret agent. His mission? Go undercover to befriend, study, and ultimately - kill Phil Lester.

Yet despite his best efforts, this mission ends up being much more challenging than Dan would have previously expected, especially when he begins to fall hopelessly in love with his target.

Unrelated Conversations of a Domestic Nature (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Unremarkable conversations that take place in the daily lives of Dan and Phil.

Wrapped Up in Our Winter Wonderland (ao3) - husbants

Summary: Dan and Phil take a day off to have some festive fun.

you carry the sun in your hand (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Phil rents a flat with a ghost in it, and somehow it gets weirder from there.