#i love u beto

[cidertrail]

Beto Carrero World's animatronics

So recently I've been taking interested on Beto Carrero World's animatronics. Most of you probably know that this Brazilian theme park was one of the few places in latino américa that owned a Wolf Pack Five band. Did you know that they own more animatronics? Most of them are over 30 years old!

I barely use this account, but I think this could interest other animatronic enjoyers. Most of these animatronic are incredibly obscure and the language barriers doesn't help. Enjoy!

The Fortune Teller

As far as I know, the Fortune Teller is retired, I could only find this footage of her on Youtube. Though she might be in the museum that the theme park has but I'm not sure. Most of Beto Carrero's animatronic are humans.

Dinosaurs

(I took that picture, bro's hand has gave up)

These silly fellas appears in DinoMagic Railroad, there are at least eight of them. They NEED some repair, they're stiff and barely moving at this point.

Pirates!

Ok, I might or might not had written this post only because of them. I mean, who doesn't like silly ol' pirates? These are the most interesting one in my opinion, not only because they are fairly popular but they also presented variations over the years (documented ones at least, example 1 - Example 2)

I was lucky to be able to stand close to them, they look well I guess? their skin looks almost blank from over the years and their movements are slow and pretty stiff, by now it's a common trait honestly.

I NEED to know about these guys, what are their names? what's their band name? WHO MADE THESE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

shout out at these guys which weren't there the last time I visited

Misc

(these guys are obscure as hell)

Ogre

He probably was in a platform in the food court, he's pretty, never saw him. Ogre guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, chimps

I counted six. their movements are, surprisingly, very smooth!! Hallelujah!

Cowboy

It's just a cowboy, man. I mean, looks pretty good.

The wolf pack five, y'all know them, y'all love them.

Those are all I have knowledge of, really I barely know anything of these guys, but I NEED to know more. feel free to share photos of any of these if u want

Live, Love, Laugh Beto Carrero World's animatronics

[unitedbydevils]

Match Review: Everton 2-2 Manchester United

If I'm Ruben Amorim i'm bricking car windows at Carrington every fucking opportunity to put the fear of god into these pricks.

The first half was SO AWFUL it doesn't warrant analysis. You can't pass so you never get the chance to shoot, and you're all half asleep with no fucking awareness. This was League One level.

Beto scored in the 19th minute thanks to some utterly dogshit defending from United, and then Doucouré scored in the 33rd pouncing on a poor parried save from Onana and 30 seconds of bamboozled defending from Maguire. Nauseating stuff.

As Drawty says below though, Wolves, Ipswich, Leicester and Southampton are all gash and even being as shit as we are, we probably don't go down because of their incompetence.

The problem is that we could easily improve with players from these clubs. Cunha, Dibling, fuck - even Old Man Jamie Vardy is a better strike option for us at present.

Glazernomics have fucked United, and that's part of why I'm backing the manager now - we need a plan and to stick to it and have a proper reset. We keep talking about clearouts but when have the club or our fans been patient enough to do it? Really? We didn't give Ole much time despite how many big wins he got us and the vibes being right. And yes, it did go stagnant in a big way, but when you look at the dipshittery since... how much of that was what Rangnick, ETH, and Amorim have all said needs to change too?

Back on the matters at hand and special mention should go to Andre Onana and Harry Maguire, because fuck me they were shite, but it was close for Diogo Dalot, Casemiro, Rasmus Hojlund and Matthijs De Ligt to be joining them as the shittest of the shit.

One person did stand out, thankfully. Patrick Dorgu looked tidy at LWB. Cool. One lad, a newcomer, bought for £25-30m. By full time he'd put four crosses in (that's good for us) and won most of his duels and put in a bunch of tackles. Finally, some left sided presence.

His stats might have been better had he not been switched to the right too. I can't wait for the summer and investment so we can have a proper RWB (Quenda, Dibling?) and can keep people in settled lineups. Jfc.

I do sympathise with Ruben Amorim. With the injuries continuing where Erik Ten Hag left off, it's not a fun time to be picking a United side. That being said, they're all playing shit so let the kids have a go.

The second half was much better from United, and the complete opposite in terms of scoreline from the first; Bruno Fernandes getting United back into the game in the 72nd minute with a nice free-kick (about time one went in though christ) and then eight minutes later a lovely volley/half-volley from Manuel Ugarte on his left to get the draw and his first ever United goal. Bosh.

The problem is the statistics: we had the lion's share of possession overall, but both sides had 9 shots. Everton had 8 on target, we had 3. Their XG was 2.05. Ours was 0.45. Amorim has said it and we can see it - we're not firing yet. We haven't figured out our patterns of play and our habits and that lack of muscle memory (upon which you can adapt, embellish etc in the moment) isn't therefore generating the chances we need to do what Sporting did. We're toothless.

Amorim spoke post-match about how he didn't change at half time, but simply reminded the players of what they SHOULD be doing. This isn't a manager issue, this is a dipshit player issue.

The success of Busby and Ferguson (especially the latter) has elevated United to being one of THE top clubs in the world. We're a huge entity with a lot of hate watchers. People want us to fail, and so there's an inherent pressure in being a player for us. A lot of those in our squad haven't got either the talent or mindset to play for us. Nobody's doubting Peak Casemiro, but we are doubting the legs on the one now. Nobody's doubting Dalot works hard and trains diligently, but he's doing nothing on the pitch. These things are cumulatively building up across the team thanks to mismanagement with money and signing appropriate targets, and it has left United in a nasty position where we're barely PSR compliant, loaded with debt, and playing bad football. You'd at least hope that we'd have some value for money from spending so much...

So yeah, our last ever time at Goodison Park before the Toffees move ends in a draw, that keeps us one point behind Moyesey in 15th and him 14th. Lovely stuff. Not saying he shouldn't have been binned off by us, because BIG YES, but fuck me does it stink when we're below him years down the line.

What next for United then? Ipswich mid-week is a MUST win, and we drew with them in Amorim's second game. We can't draw again. We need to stay away from the relegation zone (as if i'm saying that) and build some form ahead of our cup ties.

Fulham await in the FA Cup on Sunday, and then Real Sociedad in the Europa League on Thursday March 6th.

I do hope that over the course of those games we get to see some more youth prospects given minutes. Jack Moorhouse, Sekou Kone, and Ayden Heaven notably, because I think Chido Obi will continue to get a sub for the foreseeable with Hojlund being so off it. I just worry that our whole academy ethos of YOUTH. COURAGE. SUCCESS might be ignored by a manager who historically has liked to pick youth, be brave, and win stuff.

It's frustrating, and maybe he does know best, but with people putting in absolutely gash performances out there... does Heaven at LCB and De Ligt in the middle not work better than Maguire in the middle and De Ligt wide left where he's not happy? Does Bruno in CM and Moorhouse left 10 not work better than Casemiro in?

Maybe we're showcasing how shit people are so we CAN have an overhaul, as a point to INEOS. The problem is that in stinking the joint out, it's hard to retain that love and loyalty that keeps money coming into the club in the future.

[nopeferatu]

even in the face of defeat he's still such an eloquent man

[mackerly-monspop]

+ You're telling the story or am I?

- I'm sorry, mi vida, go on 🎶♡

(Click for better quality!)

[p1anether]

also that dem debate last night ....

[you-get-to-exhale-now-cyrus]

thanks texas for giving me the cry session i was missing today

[honeyhl]

not to be controversial on main but beto 2020

[faggotswag]

brethren im rewatching shameless and i never realized how sweet beto is, he’s da best honestly

[fictif-moonlight]

What My Cousin Thinks About Heir to Love and Lies Characters

Part 2/2

Sofia Rojas

-I love her style I feel like shes one of those aunties thats spoils u but then I found out she was the dead grandma

Lucia

-JAMWKWHEHEJEHSJSHHSKWPWKW SHES SO PRETTY

-HER PURPLE HAIR MATCHED HER SO WELL

-I feel like if you befriend her she would be really loyal to you

Aurora

-She looks so tired

-I feel like shes really caring about others

Franny

-OMG GOTH MOMMY KSKWKWKSKKS 😩😩😩😩😩😩

-I S I M P

-I dont know what this game is but I would play it for her

Las Tres Hermanas

-I have mixed feelings they look kind but then again they kinda look judgy

-they kinda give off Marites vibes....

(Marites are kinda like the Philippine Karens)

(Marites are Chismosas)

Beto

-He looks sweet probably a very caring grandpa

Chief Perez

-I think hes a police officer that doesnt get the job done

Uncle Sam (Dog)

-OMG A DOG HE LOOKS SO CUTE

-Hes probably very goofy

[a-bugz-life]

Listen Here. Explicit Content. 

Can’t Remember to Forget You - Shakira ft. Rihanna 

Te Amo - Rihanna 

Te Beto 2 - JLo, Casper Magico, Nio Garcia 

Shake It Off - Mariah Carey 

Juego - Anitta

La Tortura - Shakira ft. Alejandro Sanz

Stay - Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko

Slide Away - Miley Cyrus 

Superhero - Ani DiFranco

Whataya Want From Me - Adam Lambert 

fake smile - Ariana Grande 

Heartbeats - Jose Gonzalez

If I Ain’t Got You - Alicia Keys 

Say Something - Great Big World ft. Christina Aguilera 

i hate u, i love u - gnash ft. Olivia O’Brien 

[miwistrip]

theo james could get it i mean... the man looks beto af but he charming and sexy as fucj... i cant get enough of it then i remember he is sagi and what is this mess😠😭😭😭 charming and acting like that??i love the first divergent movie OMGGGGY PLEASEEEE him acting like that at first but i just knew the man was gentle... love u baby

[thenighttrain]

n u t

shoutout to some of the lovely nuts @holygroundpiano @fearlessplatinums @aplaceoncorneliastreet @lover-2019 @onlyseedaylight @streetcarsdesire @thearcheracoustic @falsegawd @buffythevampireslayers @byathousandcut @stupidsprizes (i know i’m missing people but it’s 2am and i’m tired) for ALWAYS being so supportive and kind to me, i love all of our conversations so much and i would literally go to war for any of you!! and you’re all so fucking funny (except when you talk about beto and feet) i love our crazy conversations

I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH AND @taylorswift IF YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING ALL OF THEM YOU NEED TO PLEASE I CAN VOUCH FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

[dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition]

snl lb, 11/2 part two

coldplay is still coldplay, i see

i cannot stand to look at colin jost's face. good rudy joke. bad philly joke. good mta joke. good beto joke. i'm just angry about prison labor now. homophobic joke, cool. another good rudy joke (face id). get better writers. get better head writers. lazy warren joke. new melissa character! her vocal work is batshit. i'm not huge on this bit but the way she performs it is great. heidi is great. the kid genius character looks like a girl i grew up with. good foie grad joke. eugh. fun mtn dew goof. now i'm mad about joker. genuinely funny vagina joke. i don't love this meat women bit.

BOWEN SCREENTIME I LOVE U BABY. this bit is distinctly fucking weird. i do fw pony tho

fun baltimore stuff. kstew hot in this. i stopped listening to music when queen latifah started hosting talk shows.

i know that bowen is his own person but i'm getting uncomfortable with the fact that so many of his bit roles in sketches lean on homophobic tropes lol :)

there have also been a lot more homophobic jokes this season, weirdly? i mean, pro-gay jokes too (by virtue of having 2 out cast members and at least a few out writers) but. the line's not been crossed this much for a few years. i don't love it

this kstew stargazey lady is aesthetically me. also i fw a good 69 bit. BOO PRUDE VIRGIN.

coldplay still makes music.

[applecherry108]

So I am alone today at work (other girl is sick), and this fucking....chatterbox, comes in. She’s 36 and just keeps going on and on about how horrible her experience at another office was and complaining about them, but idk why she even brought it up, is also going on about how she doesn’t get things like genderfluidity, and how “back in her day” it was either straight or gay and bisexuals had a bad rap, and that she loves New Yorkers bc they’re not “politically correct” and I’m just..... I can’t interject. I can’t say two words bc she just keeps talking over me. Like u dumb bitch, ur talking at an ace lesbian about how asexuality is just bullshit and you ponderously bemoan not understanding these things but won’t listen when I try to give even the most basic things explanation. Oh, and she makes feminist jokes. Bc our ups guy sings the same song to me every day (don’t worry, the ups guy is okay), but since we have a playful banter of “he sings (so-and-so) smile, and I joke that I’m never going to actually listen to that song”, this crazy bitch interrupts about how I’m “a strong independent woman whose standing up for my right not to be oppressed” like....

It’s my regular banter with the ups guy. Shut up.

And I think everything just went from there. For whatever reason she asked ups guy if he was gay, then goes on about “its bullshit I just don’t get it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh but I’m soo tolerant!” And did I mention she never stops talking? That I can’t say anything? And she’s like...she thinks I like her? That I’m sympathetic to her? Bc all I can do is nod and say “uh huh”?

And I’m not current w what’s happening for the election—all the debates or whatever. But she berated Beto O’Rourke and another democratic nominee for I guess faking being latinix? She said something about a crypt keeper which I’m guess meant Bernie. But oh, apparently this white girl is a ~real~ half Mexican, that’s why she, a white girl, felt the need to clarify to me, another white girl, that the poor service she received was from a Filipino lady. Thank god OUR Filipino lady has the day off. 🙄

I’m going back to her obstinance about the gender fluid thing—bc I had a similar experience w some asshat in college, that’s basically “oh so I must be x bc I don’t adhere to this traditional gender role” like.... no. That’s not the 3 words I said at all. ⭐️I don’t think you tried at all⭐️

And I just.... she keeps talking about how she’s “so old” and “stuck in her ways”

She’s 36.

She’s not old, she just a self absorbed bitch and I want her out of my waiting room.

[bucky-smiles]

Steve, Bucky & Sam?

thank u for sending an ask!!

steve: are you small or tall?

Definitely tall, I’m 5′8″ and love wearing heels too 

bucky: what’s your favorite memory?

mmm idk I think the surprise birthday party my friends threw me this year,, just felt the love and stuff.. either that, seeing Hamilton, or meeting Beto O’Rourke eheh 

sam: what makes you happy?

I think after the problems I went through last year, I learned to get happy really easily..So honestly? Just about anything good in the world makes me happy.. I remember one time my friend let me borrow her pink tinted rose scented Vaseline and I couldn’t stop smiling about it bc I just,,, wow hehe

Send in Marvel asks!!

[jaydeemainman]

Somebody tell Ice WE FOUND THE ILLEGAL ALIENS #go #raid SWEDES N GERMANS N NORWEGIAN S N RUSSIANS have all gathered at this one venue REVERSE PHYCOLOGY the illegals are white hiding under red shirts n hats

This is not a drill

No White House for Florida #report Fuck Orlando CANT HAVE A UN PARTISAN HOUSE #brokenhome

The day they gave us food n took our women WE ASSUME the Fat white n black tour was all castrated men BECAUSE THEY LOST GRIP ON REALITY nothing to hold back #1bigball IF YOU THINK MY MEN ARE GOING TO GIVE THEIR LIVES FOR Egg holding FAT WHITES N BLACKS. YOU GOT LIFE FUCKED UP! #allpregnant THE MARKS ARE MARKED www dont make mistakes showing up FAT WHITES N BLACK TOUR!

Orlando will loose the White House ALSO THE REPUBLICAN VOTE due to MALE GEM DP ONE BLACK DICK IN THE ASS N ONE LATIN DICK IN THE MOUTH! Excuse my language But to loose the house because mom was beat by her son with a bat FOR LOVING ME n now the House is operated by two gay men one black dog. MAYBE THIS ISNT OUR WAR TO DIE FOR!

That’s why I choose Pete Buttigieg BLACKISH WHITE HAIR BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES. IF this president can’t get it right Maybe we should give another president a chance! INSTEAD OF PACKING MY TOURS WITH FAT WHITES WHO ARE SICK FOR A REAL REASON they lost control! Doesn’t hurt to TRY A DIFFERENT STRATEGY a different leader. First James then Robert then pat WHY NOT PETE OR BETO OR KAMILA OR ID EVEN ENTERTAIN BERNIE just to get another answer besides MY EYES ARE BLUE SO I CONTROL THE WORLD wert wert. we can easily go west central Florida N ASSUME ANOTHER CITY NAME JUST AS EASY!

We are not asking to get progress n justice WE HAVE THE VOTES IF WE HAVE TO KILL EVERY BLACK FOR THE EXTRA VOTE! Smoke Out Tour Some Maga KILLED A BLACK MAN FOR SAYING EXCUSE ME #whoops WHEN WE ASKED WHY. HE SAID BECAUSE I HATE BLACK PEOPLE and we cheered n applauded THE WIFE IS PREGNANT NOW WITH BABY! THATS A LITTLE TOO FAR N RACIST BUT FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE FOR A MOMENT IN TIME! IS A BLACK MAN WALKING INTO MY SUNRISE HOUSE N KILLING MY DOG BECAUSE WHITEY HAS HIM ON A LEASH WITH SOME USELESS SILVER GEM that means she’s different from any other girl? Fuck that! Sorry black People I didn’t mean I would kill you for the vote U CAN EVEN VOTE FOR HIM AGAIN! No hard feelings but we have the votes n the chance to FIRE THE BOSS N GET A NEW BOSS! Sorry black People YOU KNPW RUNNER DIEGEST LOVE YOU but I’m on some de nuclear ize brown people from runner Diegest BECAUSE THEY JUST DONT GET IT #democrats THE BLACKS CAN KNOW ABOUT RUNNER DIEGEST just the Latins should be blinded by the same sun light of blonde they choose to be distracted with!

I can easily cut my hair die it blonde AND SNEAK OFF INTO THE CROWD n finally win for a winning team SILVER OR GREEN OR BLUE never to see brown again haha lol

I can familiarize yourself with desert Runner Diegest THEM CALIFORNIA GEMS KILLED THEM FOR LESS never made it out of the desert