#i love this HSHSHAHA

[lemongogo]

artfight from today🫶

character cred - iriz_artzie0

[noveauskull]

the smut community of tumblr really love eating out fics huh

same.

[moviecritc]

✦ ˚ : · STARRY EYES ⋆ MAX VERSTAPPEN 🦢

pairing ☆ max verstappen x museum guide! reader

summary ☆ where max has been visiting van gogh's museum almost every week because he's crushing over a museum guide there

warnings ☆ jokes about going back to your country (reader is spanish)

masterlist | letterboxd

❛ these chemicals hit my like white wine❜

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yourusername too many dumb blonds here

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bestie1 shut up tourist

yourusername shut me bestie1 omw 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

friend1 you're so annoying

friend2 go back to your country we don't want you here

y/nmom que fotos más bonitas!! papá dice que te hecha de menos y yo también 💓💓 (such beautiful photos!! dad says that he miss you and me too)

yourusername te echo muchísimo de menos, ma 💓💓💓 (i miss you so so much, mom)

friend3 too many dumb blonds for you to fuck and don't have aids*

yourusername OH SHUT UP

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f1gossip One follower informed us that Max Verstappen was seen the other day at the Van Gogh's museum in Amsterdam with a mysterious girl who probably works there. Sources say that it's the second or even third time he's around there.

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user3 does anyone know who this girl is?

user4 the downfall of max is starting and i'm here for it

user5 it's literally just a girl, go touch some grass user6 probably they aren't even dating

user7 someone find my a pic of her face and i find her in 5

user8 there's none sadly

user9 he probably just likes the museum and was asking for directions

user10 the first time! he's an usual now

bestie1 loool

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[caption 1: wish me luck little fuckers] [caption 2: chin chin] (spanish expression for cheers)

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bestie1 i can't believe you're on a date with THE max verstappen and that you didn't even know who he was

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user11 IS THAT THE GIRL FROM THE MUSEUM??

user12 SOFT LAUNCHING WHOOOO

user13 STOP gatekeeping her from us

user14 show her face pleasee, show it to me rachel

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maxverstappen1 P1 at Spielberg! What a lovely race 🦁

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user15 max + his fist = perfect combo

user16 simply lovely

user17 get that 4x wdc

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user18 is this the girl? user19 i believe so user20 she's supportive i like her

user18 🦁🧡

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[caption: 📍MoMa]

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bestie1 bro is casually in new york

friend2 GIRL WHAT don't you have work???

friend3 i see that dates with the f1 driver went well

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maxverstappen1 my woman ❤️

bestie1 damn he's fast

bestie1 i'm so JEALOUSSS

friend1 y/n come back the kids miss you

friend2 tell max to buy me a boat

friend3 wait y/n when we told you to leave we were joking

yourusername too late bitches i'm out (i'll come back tomorrow i miss you pookie)

y/nmom Que guapos los dos!! Tu padre y yo nos morimos por conocerlo ❤️❤️ (how pretty both of you!! your father and i can't wait to meet him)

maxverstappen1 @/yourusername how do you say i can't wait to meet them too in spanish yourusername HSHSHAHA 'no puedo esperar a conocerlos también' maxverstappen1 @/ynmom no puedo esperar a conocerlos también! 😊

friend4 girl if i were you i opened my account and start monetizing him just saying

yourusername omg SHUT UP LMAO

☆ request by: anon

idk if it’s me projecting but it’d be cool tk have max’s bestie be a college student who studies classical music ;) and they’re both crushing idk if that’s too vague but it’s the only idea i have 😭

a/n: i didn't do it with classical music bc i don't know anything about it, and i'm more familiar with museums. i hope you enjoyed it aswell, (i know it took too long)

[unfairguy]

Dump of random stuff lol

Trent got fired lol loser haha literally imagine (I want to cry I feel so bad for him istg I'm going to give him the biggest hug ever)

The difference is CRAZY 😭😭

Creechur yehehehehee eheheheh emdmrndkennehehb hshshaha..s.r gdhsh

I love this server.

Me n mh friend guys (this is not serious this is because of a stupid rp we do in the server)

Nugget fucking dies real jott clickbait SORRY guys I was the crocodile whoops! Teehee!

Context, Max (me) is constantly trying to eat Trion (the small child thing) so!! I drew that for funzies because I love their relationship

[yelenasdiary]

https://www.tumblr.com/yelenasdiary/723441519168782336/come-closer?source=share

Is this too much to ASK FOR????? LIKE I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE!!!! LIKE I WANT PART 2 HSHSHAHA JK or am I?😈

-👸

WHEN I SAY I LOVE THEM, I MEANT IT 😭😭 gotta protect them at ALL costs!

I’d love to write more of them tbfh!

[theprettyarachnid]

Since viktor's hand is like a bit smaller that jayce's- i did some sloppy measuring- his hand would be like 7-9 inches, making his palm like 4-5 ish inches- he'd be 8-10 inches

Okay- goodnight- it's so late for me alr- HSHSHAHA

Sorry for filling your asks btw- it only hit me now- big apologies- i was bored ;-;

LITERALLY THANK YOU FOR THESE ASKS BABY

IM SORRY I WAS IN ACUPUNCTURE SO I COULDNT RESPOND BUT I WOULD LOVE TO TALK MORE ABOUT THIS WITH YOU AHAHAH

Goodnight sweetie <3

[rrandomtthings]

I'll be honest, I was shook that people were quick to say he looks "hot" when I just looked at that panel and went "I knew he would have that exact nose". Personally, Yoichi is cuter to me. (Yoichi icons sound nice right now)

HSHSHAHA AGREED !! I was expecting people to shit on him, not simp for him 😭

And ur so right, Yoichi is so pretty I love him ❤️

[stay-midnight]

yes you can remove uteruses and i would like to remove mine 💳💥💳💥💳💥 honestly might start calling him babe 😗✌️ also scrolling through your blog to find the answer to my ask is a rollercoaster 😭

-kitkat

I— you’re still a sub bestie hehe~ OMG again, puppylove so frickin wholesome- CALL HIM LOVE OR BABE SO HE'LL MELT INTO A PUDDLE- I- mind my horny ass HSHSHAHA

[somewillwin]

hi i was the anon who originally submitted the poppy b*ngs ask bcksksbx starting to regret it now cuz we might actually manifest it HSHSHAHA

Kgskgskgskgs

Lmao anon i love how you censored it now!

No longer manifesting lhdlhdlhdlhd

[psychovigilantewrites]

I saw a tik tok with a girl that woke up from a short coma and her parent asked her what her sister's name was to see if she was lucid and she said "little bitch" and If that ain't yn about Dick

ASDFGHJKL HSHSHAHA I LOVE IT

[aaaxaauyuyyuhh]

HAVE A NICE TRIP!!!!!!!!!

MAKE SURE YOU RELAX AND REST WELL OR ELSE ME AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO ALSO LOVE YOU WILL GET MAD MAD/j *pouty face.

…….

I just can’t be cute gosh I feel rughrbdjdbsjdbs

HSHSHAHA ALRIGHT ILL RELAX PHI

[jayflrt]

HSHSHAHA DON'T WORRY !!! i don't really care abt the uk so 😭😭😭 it's better if you don't know

idk if it's actually free cause i saw some colleges and they were pretty pricey 🤕 but it's a problem for the future me so

YEAH HIGHSCHOOL IS SO LONG 💔💔💔 i'm so excited to finally leave lmao but i'm also sad cause i'll miss all of this (': but it's time to grow up ig and i'm so scared for my graduation exam since we have to study everything we studied during the whole year and i don't remember anything 😭 pray 4 me pleek i need it 🙏🏻

SORRY FOR THE LONG MESSAGE

omg i think the government funds you for tuition but honestly i’m not totally sure ab that </3 if they don’t then .. SCAM! i was hoodwinked this whole time D;

omg that’s how i felt too :’)) it’s exciting to leave the nest but scary!!! high school felt so safe honestly and i loved the experiences i had, but i promise college will be a great experience too 💗 AHH GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GRADUATION EXAM YOU GOT THIS 🥳 also do you have any plans after you graduate?? :o like throwing a party or going on vacation? 🥹

ALSO DONT APOLOGIZE I ENJOYED READING

[yellowshulker]

i love how the premonition of me being on your asks again is liking all ur recent posts <3

heyyy kas it’s been 7483728473738 months :) im so sorry but hey im (kinda) back!! stoopid gov and a stoopid ‘special vacation’ for a month here~ soo might write smth, idk, go feral (i say that yet i have 2/3 of a series posted. from like a yr ago. im not proud of the person i am)

also idk how you do this history shit. my history teacher asked us why didnt the us and ussr have hot wars during cold war period. i said for fear of nuclear war bc this was the most surface and logical conclusion to come to. she said we were wrong. the first slide that comes up abt the reasons why they didnt go to war directly was, you guessed it, for fear of a nuclear war that causes total fucking destruction. she contradicts herself so much to twist the narrative and make her ultimately the best guy is just disgusting and tiring bc im always in the wrong here apparently. props to you for literally sticking this subject out this teacher is all my thirteen reasons

HSHSHAHA i saw a sudden influx of notifs and i just KNEW you’d follow, at least there are significantly less posts than on the old blog lmao

hiii ur good!! i’ve been sorta busy as well so no worries it happens!! hope ur doing well and i actively encourage u to write, i too am a big fan of starting new projects when i already have multiple unfinished projects <3

also that is INSANE?? also kinda weird bc this Exact thing keeps happening to my younger sister too? like she’ll answer and the teacher will say it’s wrong but then will change her mind minutes later??? and it’s ALSO history? honestly i find most history teachers (in my experience at least) prior to university are Trash which is why i wanna teach so bad bc it’s hard to enjoy a subject when teachers are trash so like. lemme fix it :)

but fr that is SO silly? people like that should not be teaching and like respectfully the answer to that question is so Obvious as well how could she even claim u were wrong😭 hang in there bestie one day u will never have to think abt history again :)

[f4iryluvy]

didnt see your reply bb im sorry

but im good just missed you a lot 😋💖

anyway congrats on the test so proud of you!! 💖 but why did they ban your tiktok?? :(

i missed you too<3

probably because i love to fight with the people of tik tok HSHSHAHA