#i love the silly stupid kissy face so MUCH

[blubberbuns]

WHOEVER DREW ME THIS ON STRAWPAGE IM GETTING YOU WE ARE HAVING SOFT TACOS LATER, YOU HEAR ME

[chlorinecake]

imagine taking care of riki while he’s sick and he can’t resist the urge to give you kissies all over bc he’s so inluv with you :(

[Vitamin C]uddles —⊹ N.RK (西村力) 🛏️

Pairing… ⊹ ࣪ ˖ sick boyfriend!niki x gf!reader

Warnings… ⊹ ࣪ ˖ kissing, lots of teasing, fluff

Words… ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 521 -> “I’ll take care of you. Duh.”

Despite his usually intimidating appearance, Niki was a huge baby on the inside, and those attributes were only amplified whenever he wasn’t feeling well.

The poor boy had been sick ever since he got back from traveling, so you took it upon yourself to care for him until he got better.

“Hey, this needs more soy sauce… I can hardly taste it,” Niki whined, taking a dissatisfied sip from the chicken soup you ordered.

“Niki, there’s already so much in here that the broth turned brown. Now eat up before it gets cold,” you said, placing a napkin on the table tray beside him.

“I will, but only if you stay with me this time.”

You turned your head at his words, “Aww, d’you miss me?”

“No, I’ve been in bed all day and I’m just bored.”

“Riigght,” you said, spoon feeding him a glob of the grape flavored medicine.

He made a weird face, trying to get over the bitter taste of the cough syrup, “My God, that tastes like poison!”

You giggled at your boyfriends words, climbing in bed next to him with a large plate of assorted sushi rolls, “Try some with wasabi, too! It might help unclog your sinuses.”

Using the chopsticks, you dipped a sushi roll into the chunky green paste, bringing it to his mouth with an airplane motion.

You must’ve put too much, because his eyes immediately started watering as he ate it.

“Do you have any other talents aside from torturing me everyday?” He asked, wiping his eyes with the sleeve of his hoodie.

“Yup,” you said plainly, escaping his side, “I’m pretty good at leaving sick people to fend for themselves.”

He watched as you walked toward the door, “Byeeee… wait! NOO!! I miss you already!”

“But you just said bye?”

“I didn’t mean it, baby. Come back please!! You forgot to give me vitamin C.”

“Vitamin what?” You asked, turning to face him with your arms crossed.

“Vitamin C… for cuddles,” he clarified, pouting.

“Fine,” you said sharply, “but only if you promise not to say anything else stupid… or mean.”

“Ok, ok, just stop stalling and get over here already!”

You walked back to the bed, lying next to Niki under the covers as he put the sushi platter on the bedside table.

“Wahhh, you’re so warm,” you giggled, your silly boyfriend swinging his leg over your body.

“Okay, now what are you doing?”

“Making a cage for you, my naughty little kitten,” he smiled, poking your nose.

“But I don’t like cages,” you sulked.

“Well then pretend it’s a seatbelt instead,” he chirped.

“Fine…”

“Double FINE! Can I get a kiss now?”

“What? No, what if you get me sick?”

“Then I’ll take care of you. Duh… and before you ask, yes, I promise,” he chuckled, resting his hand on your neck before cradling your face in his hand, leaving feather light kisses all over your face.

“Thank you for not rejecting my heebie-jeebies,” he said in between pecking your cheeks.

“Well when you put it like that, it kinda makes me want to,” you teased, squirming in his warm embrace.

More like this: Kisses with Riki in the dressing room

౨ৎ Thank you for reading this quick little fic, and special thanks to the lovely anon who requested this piece!

౨ৎ Feel free to check out more cute and fun reads like this at the pinned post on my blog :3

౨ৎ Tags: kinda got lazy here but bear with me ~ @squoxle @microwvdstrawb3rri3s @nikisdubblchococake

update 12/03: Thank you all so much for 1,000 likes!!

[ozzy-boy]

Hey, hey, hear me out.

This, but with your faves.

KAHDJAKAJ WAAAAAHHHHHHH

-

Scale:

-Ticklish....

-He's completely clueless at first. Starts to look around for a tissue or cloth for you to blot off lipstick and doesn't even notice you sneaking up on him.

-"W-woah. Hey- ha, hahaha! Wait- stop- that tickles! Hahah! You're terrible!"

-By the time your kissy barrage is over, he's bright red in the face and there's a smattering of lipstick marks all over his face and neck.

-Scale has a big stupid grin on his face for the rest of the day, feeling light and fuzzy after the affection.

-From then on whenever he notices you wearing lipstick he'll ask if you need something to blot it off with and gets a cute cheeky grin on his face.

Cole:

-"Hah... we're experimenting with marking now, are we, dear? Well, you'll find no complaints here..."

-He just purrs and melts into your gracious affection and sweetness.

-Won't wipe it off. You can't make him. If he looks like an idiot with lipstick all over his face then SO BE IT.

-Will genuinely walk around with lipstick on his face until you chase him down with a makeup wipe.

-There's something incredibly alluring about watching the deep red color smudge and smear over his skin. He'll be sure to repay you in full with marks of his own. Careful though, Cole prefers to use his teeth...

Volks:

-"Pfft. You are such a dork."

-He's not ticklish, so he just lets you have your fun for a minute. He is absolutely blushing afterwards though don't let him deny it.

-Ooooh he tries so hard to act like a cool guy who's not phased but he is. He is phased. Very phased.

-He's not ticklish but you will get a few chuckles out of him just based on how silly the situation is. He'll pay it forward with a few kisses of his own though so it's okay

-It's all fun and games until he looks in a mirror.

Poe:

-"Mmm... Hey, next time, will you wear black lipstick so it matches my vibe? Ow- Hey! No need to get bitey, I was just kidding." (No he wasn't)

-((He would very much like to see you in black. Just saying.))

-He'll also probably just leave it there. Why would he want to wipe it off? Then he'll mess up his foundation, dummy.

-In fact, Poe thinks you should go out. Right now. So that everyone can see how sappy and in love you two are.

-He finds great satisfaction in watching people stare and try to react normally to a goth guy covered in red lipstick kissy marks. There's something kinda poetic about it.

[miutonium]

Hi Asuka! 7, 15, 16 and 18 for the gush game please? 👉🏾👈🏾 👀

Hi Tobie!!! I hope you're having a good day :3 💗

7. Gush about how kissable your f/o is!

I actually dk what this means lol so Im just gonna assume how much I want to kiss him which is A LOT like oh god even after years whenever I see him I just want to squish his stupid rectangle face and give him a lot of kissies and leave lipstick mark on his face and stupid lab coat. I still dont really find him to be handsome but more like a cute loveable silly dork and ahh whenever I see his stupid face on screen I point at the screen and tell everyone in 50m radius around me that he is my bofren and I want to kiss him. Y'know that one Maison Margiela Kiss shirt? That was actually inspired by me wanting to kiss Utonium this is actually a fact $100% real I am an industry plant a nepobaby lara cosima who???? purrrrrr

15. Gush about your F/O’s love language!

I already answered it here but I want to elaborate more on him being attentive

Putting aside the aspect of him being a dad, I really do believe that if he's a lover he'll be paying attention about everything even when it wasn't wanted or expected like I see him as the kind of person that would lift or tuck Chloe's hair strand if it got caught into a hoodie that she's wearing or remembers what kind of pasta she prefer the most if he goes grocery shopping (its penne btw). He notice every little detail about the people he loves to the point if he notices something's off he'll ask if everything's alright.

People dont care about me a lot irl and like I always be the one that gives but never be the one who takes so like whenever I think of him doing all those things for Chloe it just makes me feel better whenever im sad 🤧🤧🤧

16. Gush about your F/O’s cuddles!

He gives out the best hugs and like I love it whenever there's scenes of him just holding and hugging the girls so like I don't have doubts on this man's ability to cuddle. Lately I've been fantasizing about him sinking down lazily on the couch watching some old movie on TV while one of his arm wraps around a sleeping Chloe and his hand pats her slowly and soothingly. These days whenever I think of them doing this I don't really have the same heart clenching blood rushing to cheek reaction like I was a year ago but like whenever I think of them like this it just kinda gives me comfort. It kinda reminds me of marriage when you just get used to the same routine but when I dont think of them I started to miss them a lot lol

18. Free gush pass!

The other day I was watching this episode of PPG in S5 where they have to babysit the talking dog and like out of all things I would focus on (like excuse me he is shirtless with a tattoo on???) I keep repeating the very brief part of him asking if Bubbles has a good night sleep while patting her hair like wAGHSGSJSJAKAJQK he was so soft so gentle I WANT HIM I NEED HIM WKSHSOSIQPAOAIWLA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💗

[creativebrainrot]

Open Journal Entry - New Years (2023)

okay so i canNOT be coherent but fuck theres a lot on my mind right now.

this year was the worst fucking year of my life- it's atLEAST in the top 3.

We faced near-homelessness, awful food insecurity, the death of two beloved pets, the death of our abuser, of 20+ years, after he had only been out of our lives for two/three years at that point, and he did it to himself.

Our car broke down, our debt got worse, our abuser's family tried to take out home from us, they were such cunts. We had been trying to sell our house all year, we didn't succeed until a month ago.

I lost my first ever cat and it still hurts that she might be here right now if we had only had more money saved. She had a great life but I wasn't ready to let go of her, and I don't think losing BK will ever stop hurting. I miss her sweet little face so much. I miss her sweet little chirps and her silliness and just her presence so fucking much. it's agonizing. I miss her.

This year was one in four awful fucking years.

I don't know if 2023 was worse than 2022 for me. They feel like the same year. It was fucking awful.

But.

Last december, I forced myself to reach out. I made myself make a little "hey does this fandom have any guilds or discord servers for/by gw2blr?" post before I went to sleep for the night. I made myself reach out right before I had to sleep so that I couldn't panic and take it back.

It was one of the best decisions I've ever made for myself. I made my first ever friends from that decision. In fact the person (hi silv ily silv (/platonic)) who invited me to the gw2 server I hold so dear (hi slei ily slei and stuu ily stu /platonic kissy ur forehead) Is one of my closest friends now.

I have, a lot of issues. with trust and self-love and self-worth and I still struggle so much with thinking im not good enough and that everyone will find someone better etc etc I've made insanely good progress AND i have never before had people in my life that I feel like I know I can trust with myself. i am staring directly at my good friends Silvesi and Wynn/Straywyvern. shoutout to you to Specifically.

AND

im throwing affection directly at all of my friends. sorry im just like this not sorry receive affection for the new year CUNTS-

I absolutely love talking with Silv & Wynn & Del, you motherfuckers understand me on a very specific and unique autistic level ily and i love talking to you and infodumping to you and shitposting with you etc etc we need to be more insane with eachother more often beloved friends etc etc my besties <3

I've met so many people who while im not as close with them I love and am so fucking happy i met them and got to be friends with them regardless. lieflet, stu, slei, mabi, dot, lynx, fox oh my god theres so many of you.

youre so creative, kind, fun, chill, I feel safe with you and I love being stupid with you and im so glad I met the lot of you.

I've met so many fucking artists I admire so much through slei's gw2 server and that server is so relaxed and fun and chill I miss being able to hang out with you all in game. "your idols are your peers" lives in my head rent free as quote because its so true and I love. I Love.

im rlly hoping this next year my dad and I can fucking relax. for TWO minutes. oh my god.

I miss being able to relac. I miss feeling safe. I miss, so much. But not the last four years, and not that shit house I grew up in.

What I look forward to is pestering my besties more and more as I become more and more confident in myself and what others seem to see in me. I can't see it, but I'm gonna try and trust the words you say to me more and more.

Even if I end up being right, my worst fears come true, eventually. I'm gonna put in the effort like this is "forever" because we deserve to try the best for ourselves Right Now.

here's to the new year At The Very Least not getting WORSE.

[thelegoninjagomovie]

Oh? You'd like to discuss Misako Montgomery Garmadon of whom I love a lot? Let's go!!!

I'll start if u don't mind; I think she's actually an epic mom and ppl who hate her don't realize the writers cannot fucking write women at all in the slightest and actually she loves Lloyd and she's an epic mom !!!

i already KNOW this is going to get long so i’m throwing this under a cut lol

SO. i agree VERY MUCH WITH THIS STATEMENT. you can tell if you rewatch ninjago that they had no clue what they wanted misakos character to be. she definitely suffered the most from the “ninjago was originally 2 seasons” thing. by the time they figured out her character (which to me is s13) it was too late for her :(. also people who think she hates her son are so funny. so many ninjago fans cannot separate their own projections onto characters from canon so they just make up the most random bullshit about characters they don’t like. there’s more i’d say about this but i’d actually be kicking a hornets nest.

i’ve said this before but i REALLY think misakos character would’ve benefited so much from a sad backstory. i love the idea of her having a terrible mother and the whole breaking the cycle of abuse we could’ve had it all….. like the idea of misakos mom being what ppl think misako is would have been the best ever to me. her own mother not liking her and thinkjng she’s an inconvenience and getting in the way of her career is SOOOOO *kissy noise* the only thing i’d change would be her mother leaving her somewhere. personally i’d make it where misako ran away or got lost and her mom was like “aw :(. anyways!” and never bothered to look for her. think billy batson from shazam but less sympathetic for the mother character.

i actually wish they had made misako silly…. like another reason i feel like her character suffered is bc they were so insistent on making her a female wu that it feels like she isn’t even her own character sometimes. like the wise mentor trope is cool but im so over making every female character the hashtag epic girlboss. but if they were so insistent on making her a wise mentor why the FACK didn’t they ever use this or bring this up?????????

i’ve rewatched ninjago from beginning to end like 5 times and i swear they NEVER mention this once. like other than misako giving nya some advice here and there they never show misako actually. MENTORING nya. which makes no sense bc we the audience know that misako is capable of teaching fighting skills and wisdom. ninjago is very much a ‘tell don’t show’ type of show and misakos character suffers because of it so much :’(

i’ve said this once but misako and cecil SHOULDVE BEEN SIBLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know some ppl prefer the exs route or just them having always not liked each other which i can see but come onnnnnnn. cecil literally looks like if they had to make a guy misako. you know stitch and the pink thing that looks like stitch but a Girl. that’s misako and cecil but siblings bc yes i know that stitch and angel the pink one are dating.

do you see my vision. also i know this wouldn’t make sense also is kinda stupid but dr julien as the hidden third sibling. literally only so misako can be a middle child. imagine lloyd having to call this mf uncle cecil.

misako should’ve had more screentime with lloyd that’s a given but i think she should’ve had more screentime with the ninja in general. would’ve loved to see her chillax with them also the idea of her going in an adventure with them would be fun *stares at secrets of the forbidden spinjitzu fire chapter*

uhhhhhh what else what else…. OH yeah autistic misako is real af forever.

OH YEAH ok i just remembered what i was going to say i think ppl who think misako is like. really uptight and would yell at lloyd over little things over even at all are so baffling. girl how did you even come to that conclusion. she would be his number one supporter she literally owns a sweater/hoodie with his face on his. love that for her.

the ronin misako dareth friendship was interesting. it could’ve been cool but writers decided to immediately drop it. but also i think it was really weird?? the ronin misako part anyways because they put that in after shadow of ronin so that makes it so awkward to me lol. no clue how shadow of ronin did so maybe they just chose to ignore it but knowing what happened in that game makes it so funny in a really awkward way

season 9 was great that scene where misako tells lloyd to leave her behind…… ough. would’ve loved to see her interact with the other elemental masters a bit more but i’ll take what we got.

ALRIGHT i’m actually out of things to talk about rn so i hope u enjoyed reading all of that. thank you for letting me be autistic about my best friend in the world misako.

[stupid-and-cute-are-enough]

time for a mini-update!! these are from ✨twitter✨ so some tasteful cropping had to happen lmao

this unironically has had a death grip on me for like two weeks AUGH hes so bbg.................. i love the duality of trevor mwah horrible awful little man and then darling boy as soon as he gets home god bless

UP NEXT SOME DARLING LIL AFTERCARE AUGH

dont pay attention to whats barely in frame. that's not important. look at trevors lil smile............. his eyelashes.......... the BLUSH 😭 he's so happy to be here (also whenever the anon goes :3 i go insane theyre such a lil goober) i always love the lil aftercare doodles theyre so cute

trevor adjacent we got the war criminal himself

he want kissy

and honestly just more rodney i was eating up the entire slasher bf page but look at him. look at his stupid lil face and his stupid lil freckles <3333 i am going to fuck him so hard he's gonna take a much-needed nap you cant keep getting away with giving all these little guys the most wonderful curly hair i literally cant take it. NONE of these mf will let me run my fingers through their hair (except monty <3 he's always been there for me) its a literal travesty i cant survive one more hit like this

HES SUCH A CUITE PATOOTIE!!! look at his awful little face how darling <3 he's got all the best features on the block. silly ears? check. silly teeth? check. incredibly dramatic secret 3rd gender eyelashes? CHECK!! he does his makeup EVERY morning and spends 5 minutes at least on the eyeliner <3 EATS the lil heart on his horn AUGH i love all the hearts ram sneaks in they're my favorite lil easter egg they r so yummy n good

it WAS 1:30 am and now i've got finals in mere hours so obviously this is how i should be spending my time. behold: screaming and crying publicly over @get-rammed's montgomery gator doodles

starting off STRONG with this beauty:

THE FULL-BODY HUG???? THE SKIN ON SKIN CONTACT??? one thing you MUST know about me is that i am WEAK for when the bigger partner wraps themselves around their s/o WEAK I SAY (also monty's nose????? it's absolutely darling and so perfect for his lil face)

KEEPING ON THEME WITH WERE-MONTY

specifically the face................ he looks so dejected...................so tired................ so sad...................baby has had a ROUGH night and i desperately want them to be better 😭😭😭 (the HAND HOLD???? THE TEAR STAINS??? AUGHH)

we already KNOW how i feel about this one after all i'm that motherfucker who was so consumed by this doodle that i asked ram if i could clean it up and otherwise go insane over it we already KNOW that this doodle has me on my fucking KNEES

again THE FULL BODY HOLD??????? THE SAD EYES???? HE HOLDS ONTO THEM LIKE THEYRE SOMETHING PRECIOUS 😭 monty is trapped in a life he pretty much hates and they've gotta be one of his only sources of comfort 😭😭😭😭 i imagine the anon has to pull wayyy more hours once monty becomes a glamrock so they're constantly exhausted but desperately wants to be there for their struggling friend and vice versa for monty (and how pissed monty must get w/the virus bc why the fuck should he feel bad for them when it's HIS life that got screwed over?)

everything i just said applies to this one too except with more melancholy bc it feels like when you have to wait for your loved one to fall asleep so you can slip away quietly (but, of course, monty is holding on, so he'll be disappointed sooner rather than later)

:(

MOVING FUCKING ON TO THIS NEXT ONE OHHHH MY GOD YOU GUYS PREPARE YOURSELF

THE SNOOT RUBS???? THE HAND ON ANON'S CHEST???? THE BLUSH????? THE WAY HE RUFFLES HOW OWN HAIR 😭😭 GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO BEAT UP MR. FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT HIMSELF GIVE MONTY HIS HAIR BACK!!!!!! but seriously this one is just SO cute 😭 gator golf monty were such simpler times and it DESTROYS me knowing where they go from here :( ik both of them heal together in the end but they hurt so much between those two points AUGHH THEY DONT DESERVE IT 😭😭

GOING BACK TO WERE-MONTY

THE SHIRT??? THE SKIN-ON-SKIN CONTACT???? literally what else is there to say i rest my case moving on

THE CASUAL INTIMACY????? THE SKIN ON SKIN????? THE ANONS SILLY LIL SMILE AND ALL THE LOVE BITES?? look im down bad for monty as much as everyone else here but good LORD there's something so tender about non-sexual touch (esp with minimal clothing) 😭😭 its so special to me............. they're so happy to have each other i am ILL

iconic

SCREAMING AND CRYING THEY'RE SO SILLY TOGETHER!!!! LET THEM BE SILLY AGAIN THEY DESERVE IT!!!!

look at them they're up to MISCHIEF they're up to NO GOOD <3 and freddy is RAPIDLY APPROACHING (side note SWEETS??? 😭😭 i love all of monty's nicknames but something about "sweets" makes me AUGH................. it's so cute...............)

BONUS:

MORGAN <333333 WHAT A MASSIVE W TO TRANS-MASCS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wouldn't wanna be represented by ANYONE else

feddy <3

last but not least the comment i left (with my user and pfp blocked out bc you don't get to know me like that) on part one of project starlight that strikes fear into me to this very day. ignore my spelling mistakes i was going through it

i would've also grabbed a screenshot of the monty plush bc i feel special every time i look at one bc ram thought my comic was cool and it instantly became a core memory but this post has taken LONG ENOUGH!!! SLAP A SHIPPING LABEL ON THIS BITCH AND SEND IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poppy-metal]

okay poppy but what about calling eddie 'daddy' teasingly for the first time? do you think he'd be just as flustered as steve and like look away and laugh nervously or would he be evil about it and hold your face and lock eyes with you and make you say it fr

hes a menace about it. almost makes you regret even saying it with how much he teases you, brows raised and wiggling. "ohhh? I'm your daddy now? do i get to give you a curfew? do my corny jokes make you wet, babygirl?" and you're immediately shoving him off you from where he'd been making lewd kissy sounds and roll your eyes.

"forget it!" it'd been stupid anyway. but the moment you stand up you're tipping back down from where he hooks his ringed fingers at the collar of your shirt and promptly yanks you back to his bed.

"oh no you dont."

the momentum makes you fall all the way back until you're laying flat and eddie ceases the opportunity to slip over you, hands braced on either side of your head.

his eyes still hold that teasing glint, but they're more heated now. a little serious. you feel yourself flush even as you press your palms to his chest and push weakly, "release me." you try and make the situation a joke again, feeling silly. "unhand me at once."

his lips twitch but he leans forward, his hair making a dark curtain around the two of you as it falls over his lithe shoulders in inky waves. his necklace almost hits your nose with how it sways over you. you smell his minty breath from when he'd just brushed his teeth. the humor leeches out of you. your fingers curl in his faded metallica tank.

"mm" he says, like hes considering you. "no, i dont think i will." he looks down your body, at the way your legs had naturally splayed to make space for him. "daddy likes you right where you are."

even though the word sends a flash of heat through you, you roll your eyes. "you're stupid. it was a joke anyway, eddie-"

"am i laughing?"

his tone is so serious. oh no. its that tone. the deep one. you swallow hard and he looks at you like hes waiting for an answer and suddenly you're feeling very very small under him. you shake your head in answer, because well, he isn't.

"dont think it was a joke at all, sweetheart." he says conversationly. he leans up so hes on his knees above you. he doesn’t have to ask you to stay where you are, you just do. he trails one of his hands down your breastbone, to your tummy, slipping under your top. "think you've wanted to call me daddy for a long time now. everytime i had my mouth on your pussy, everytime i made you cum so hard you cried, everytime i called you baby, you thought about it, huh?"

he pinches your hip when you're silent.

you squeeze your eyes shut, hating how well he knows you but loving it at the same time. your cunt is practically weeping at this point. pulsing and hungry between your legs. "y-yes." you confess, because hes right, the fucker. its not your fault hes amazing at taking care of you.

"aw," he coos. "that's real sweet." he pats you now. "turn over."

you blink up at him, confused and lust drunk. he just grins, his two pointy teeth reminding you of a vampire.

"you didn't think i was gonna let you get away with keeping this all from me, did you? what happened to open, honest communication? come on. over."

you pout, wanting to roll your eyes but its like eddie senses the desire before it even happens because hes reaching over to grip your chin, leaning over you, his nose brushing yours. you think hes going in for a kiss, lean into him to accept it but he just says. "i wouldn't give me attitude, princess. you're gonna roll over on your tummy, raise your tight little ass in the air and you're gonna count each spank daddy gives you. okay?"

your mouth is dry. your pussy isn't. "okay."

a quirked brow.

"okay, daddy."

[heejayy]

Not sure which jjk char you write for but pick your three favs and please do HCs on how they would flirt with a crush! 😄

JJK || Flirting with their crush

Warning • swearing

Characters • Gojo, Megumi, itadori x reader

Genre • a little fluff/crack

a/n: I wrote this the day you sent the request and forgot to post it I’m sorry babes 😭❤️

Gojo <3

He’s not subtle…like at all but this is gojo we’re talking about

Gojo flirts with everyone so you couldn’t even tell he was interested in you.

He does anything to get a reaction from you.

wraps his arm around your shoulders, teases you and makes silly kissy face towards you when you walk by

You just think he’s being an annoying child but gojo is being gojo to mask the nervousness

He just wants your attention🥹

He thinks your the most beautiful thing that has walked this earth.

“Wassup mamas you look mighty fine today” you rolled your eyes as you pass by wearing nothing but sweat pants and a hoodie.

“Mamas?…Boy bye”

“Damn baby”

But he’s not like this all the time he can be real sweet which makes you nervous

“Hey pretty girl did you eat today?” He asked sitting food in front of you. You shook your head no mumbling a thank you.

When he confessed to you, you laughed in his face which actually hurt him.

Over the past few days after the confession you gave it some real thought and decided to ask him.

“Did you really mean it when you said you…liked me?” He immediately nodded trying to hold back his smile.

“Alright pretty boy prove it”

Megumi <3

He doesn’t flirt… like at all

He’s almost afraid to because he’s scared he might say something stupid or offensive and on top of that he doesn’t speak much anyways

So when he sees you he just likes to stare

he’s been caught by Gojo thousands of times and for that he gets called creep

So they have this inside joke…or well more like gojo has a inside joke alone calling him ‘creeper’ when ever you’re around to get a rise out of him

You just look at them confused and walk away which makes Megumi mad

Gojo just laughs

And if he does flirt it’s more like him noticing the little things about you which makes you very flustered

“You uh- changed your nail color to pink?” He asks avoiding eye contact.

“Oh yeah, you like it?”

YES HE FUCKING LOVES IT

“Yeah it’s cool” mentally slaps himself thinking that compliment was so stupid but to you it was everything

He also likes to leave little candies or drinks near you.

Like this dude is a ninja on the low! You turn your head away for two seconds…TWO SECONDS and there’s a snickers and a Arizona tea besides you with a sticky note that says ‘Eat Me’ (cute right?!)

And you did. he watches as you enjoy your little snack and realizes he’s being…creepy 😅🤣

But here comes the confession— or more like Gojo’s drunk ass slipping up.

Gojo gets shit faced at least once every two weeks and he ended up telling you Megumi has a FAT crush on you

His exact words!

The next day you confronted him and he confirmed it but not without his whole face turning extremely red

It was high key concerning how red his face got.

Itadori <3

This cutie pie!

He’s a nervous mess

He always makes excuses to be near you

You want to walk to the store? He’s right behind you

Wanna walk to the park? Go shopping? Watch tv? He’s there!

He sometimes feels like he’s annoying you, but you genuinely like the company

He can be overwhelming sometimes but you’d never tell him that, it would hurt his feelings 🙁

You kinda figured he had a crush on you anyways bcs he was THAT obvious

And I mean obvious!

he gets really nervous to the point he doesn’t know how to shut up 😭

“Wow y/n you look so beautiful today!”

“Thank yo-“

“ I mean I love what you’ve done with your hair and the way you nails match your skirt, oh and your makeup is gorgeous”

At this point gojo and Nobara was losing their shit in the corner trying to hold down there laughs

He always calls you pretty, even if you just woke up and if you ever dated or talked to someone he’d say they didn’t deserve someone like you.

“He was a jerk anyways y/n you can do so much better, your a gorgeous and smart girl”

Sometimes when you two accidentally touch you take it a step further staying like that just to see him squirm 😏

You still didn’t fully believe it until Sukuna came out one day and he spilled the beans.

“He’s so fucking annoying all he thinks about is you! He even has a god damn album in his gallery dedicated to you AND in his notes he even keeps tabs on what you like and dislike…I mean to be honest you’re not that cute.”

he’s hater…😒

When he came to being himself he could’ve cried from embarrassment and also he wanted to punch sukuna for insulting you.

But you didn’t mind because you liked him back and that’s all that mattered 🥰

JJK Masterlist

©heejayy 2022 — any reposts or translations of my works are strictly prohibited unless granted permission

[errythinisblue]

Hey , idk if you can write this, but I have some smut idea where mason is not at home because of an away game , and when they FaceTime each other they pleasure them self watching the other doing the same with a lot of dirty talk . If you’re not feeling comfortable writing this it’s okay don’t worry ☺️

Hi baby! I was more than comfortable writing this don’t worry! 🤍 I hope you’ll like this!🤍

“Yellow suits you.”

Mason Mount x Y/N

Summary: As Mason is away for the Club World Cup in Abu Dhabi, he feels the need to celebrate the win with you even if you’re miles away.

Warnings: SMUT.

gif credits to @masnmount

“I’ll call you when we land okay?” Mason asked you as he caressed your cheek with his hand, “I’m gonna miss you so much baby, give me a kiss…” he pouted as he leaned his face towards yours to press his lips to yours in a long, loving kiss.

“Mase you really have to go now…” you laughed against his mouth as you heard Kai knocking on the window.

“Another one please…” he murmured as he grabbed you by the back of your neck and kissed you with his eyes closed shut, breathing you in as if by doing this he could take you with him, inside of him.

“Baby, there’s Kai looking at us!” you laughed once again, looking at the kissy faces Kai was making at the two of you.

“Let him, I just need another kiss baby, the last one please…” he was a whiny, needy mess now, as you pecked his lips one last time before playfully pushing him away.

“Havertz you’re a dead man, you’ve been warned.” he groaned, turning his head towards the window where he could still see Kai making silly faces, “I love you,” he told you as his attention was on you once again, “and please, please treat my girl right!” he narrowed his eyes at you as he referred to his Dodge Challenger that you actually drove to drop him at the training centre, where the all the players would meet before flying out to Abu Dhabi for the Club World Cup.

“She’s safe with me don’t worry!” you rolled your eyes at him, “Now go, and make me proud Mount!”

“I’ll see what I can do love!” he laughed as he was now getting out of the car, “I love you!”

“I love you too baby, have a safe flight and try to get some sleep!” you told him, as you could read the tiredness on his face after tonight’s match.

“Yeah yeah ‘I love you too baby!’” you heard Kai mocking the two of you, “Oh hi Y/N!”

“Hello to you too Kai!” you laughed at him, “Where’s Sophia??”

“Right next to you girl!” she smiled at you as she scared the life out of your body by knocking on your window.

“Fucking hell I swear I’ll never understand who’s the most stupid between the two of you!” you shouted at her, making the boys laugh before it was time for them to get on the bus that would take them to the airport, leaving you girls talking there before you made your way home as it was way past midnight.

-

As promised Mason called you the morning after, when they landed and they were making their way to the hotel the team would be staying at.

“Hi baby…” his voice sounded groggy through the phone, making you want to hug him like you used to do every morning.

You knew it must have been around lunch time when they landed, but they must have been absolutely jet lagged, even if you were sure they actually slept during the flight since they were coming from a match that lasted 120 minutes.

“Hello sleepyhead, did you manage to get some sleep during the flight?” you murmured, your voice thick with sleep as you barely woke up.

“Yeah I did…but that really wasn’t the same as sleeping with you…” he laughed.

“I know baby…I miss you so much right now, the bed feels so empty without you…” you breathed, as you were stretching your arms and your legs, moaning at the feeling.

“You’re such a pretty little vixen…” he whispered for only you to hear, “I can’t wait to come back to you though…”

“Don’t say this now, you have to concentrate on the match baby, there’s plenty of time for us to share…” you smiled even though he couldn’t see you, “What time are you guys playing?”

“Half past four, can you make it home in time to watch it?” he asked, “I’m not even sure if I’ll be fit to play but I’d like to know you’re there either way…”

“I won’t miss it for the world Mason, I promise you…” you told him, “We even planned a night in with the girls! We’ll watch the game and have dinner together…”

“Sounds like a plan baby,” he said, glad you were going along with his mates’ girlfriends and wives, “Who did you invite, apart from Sophia?”

“Kai already told you??” you laughed at the German’s inability of holding his private conversation with Sophia really private.

“You know he always tells me everything baby, that’s just how he is!” he was laughing too now, making your stomach flutter at the sound.

“Anyway I’m not gonna tell you, it’s a surprise, you’ll see when the time is right!” you told him, hearing him groan on the other side of the call.

“Okay okay…Look I have to go now, I’ll call you later okay?” he waited for you to answer his question and once you said your goodbyes and ‘I love you’ you both hung up.

-

It was finally match day, and you girls were already seating on the sofa, waiting for kickoff as the food and drinks were already set on the coffee table in front of you. Before the guys would walk down the pitch you all sent them the group selfie you took together with their shirts on, wanting to show them your full support even from miles away.

The boys all replied to your messages, sending you all a selfie of them all in the changing rooms waiting for the right time to walk down the tunnel to the field. What the girls didn’t know was that Mason actually added a message of his own that read ‘Yellow suits you, leave that shirt on for when I call you after the game. Wish me luck, love u x’ and that made you feel in a certain way during all the game.

Mason wasn’t starting, and it was probably for the best since he wasn’t feeling 100%; but you could see that the rest of the guys were giving their all and that was enough for you girls to cheer nonstop, especially the moment Romelu scored as you were almost tearing the house down.

You were all hugging each other as the final whistle blew, they did it, the boys were through the final! As you were all partying in your living room, eating the food and having some drinks, your mind couldn’t help but wonder back to Mason’s message. You couldn’t stop thinking about it especially since you saw him on the pitch, showing his aggressive side more than he usually would.

As it was already late by the time you all finished with the calls and video calls to your other halves, you let the girls crash down at your and Mason’s house, there were plenty of rooms they could share, it was nonsense to make them drive so late in the night, even more so after you drank champagne to celebrate.

After they were all set and ready to go to sleep, you said your ‘goodnights’ and everybody went to bed. All of them did, but not you. As soon as you entered your bedroom and laid down on Mason’s side of the bed, your phone went off again, making you frown as you read Mason’s name on the screen. You really couldn’t understand what he was calling you for now as you already gave each other your goodnights.

“Hey babygirl…” he murmured as soon as he saw your face appear on his screen.

“Hey, aren’t you supposed to be sleeping now?” you asked him, rolling yourself to lay on your stomach.

“I am, but I really can’t right now…” he smirked before biting his lips, “Am I supposed to be sleeping like this?” he asked you as he turned the camera of his phone to show you the bulge in the shorts he was sleeping in.

“I guess you can’t baby…” you licked your lips as you watched him switch the camera of his phone to show you his face once again.

“You don’t know what that picture did to me,” he lowly growled, “seeing you like that, with my shirt on and those pouty lips… I was in a foul mood during the game too…”

“I saw that baby,” you whispered, trying to keep your voice down, “can I help you with that? I mean I won’t be able to sleep anyway, knowing that you have such a big problem…”

“You want to help me?” he asked you, as you saw him slightly moving up to lean his torso against the headboard, “Tell me you’ve still got my shirt on…”

“I have…” you smirked at him, “Let me show you…” you said before standing up from the bed and placing your phone on the dresser in front of your bed. You slowly took some steps backwards, to show him you were only wearing his shirt and nothing else, apart from a black lacy thong under it.

“Fuck me you’re so beautiful babygirl…” he said in a raspy voice, that was clearly overworked from shouting around the pitch, “You can’t really imagine how much I’d like to fuck you right now…”

“Do you daddy?” you innocently asked him, tilting your head to the side.

“You really have no idea…” he spoke through gritted teeth.

“Let me help you then…” you purred to him, “I can always help even if I’m not there with you…”

“Can you?” he smirked as he showed you his now naked body, “Tell me…”

“You’re so beautiful Mase…” you bit your lips as you saw his hand slowly starting to stroke himself.

“You are baby…” he groaned, “But that’s not the time to chat right now… I want you to slip that thong down your legs now. I want to see you touching yourself as I’m doing right now.”

“Like this?” you teased him, slowly lowering your black thong down your thighs, under your knees and finally to your ankles.

“You’re perfect baby…” he moaned softly as his hand was still going up and down his shaft, “Now lay down for me...part those thighs for me…show me that pretty pussy of yours…”

“Yes daddy…” you feigned innocence once again before laying down supporting your weight on your elbows, “But that’s not mine…it’s yours…”

“Holy fuck babygirl…” he growled upon hearing your words, “Touch it, touch yourself… do it like it was me touching you, like your fingers were mine instead…”

“Oh Mason…” you moaned as soon as you felt how wet you were, and you were sure Mason could hear that too when you started to pump your fingers inside of your core.

“No Mason now.” an animalistic growl left his mouth, “I can hear how drenched you are from here in Abu Dhabi baby, how come you’re so turned on now?” he asked smirking at his phone.

“You know how much this turns me on daddy…” you whined, trying to keep the volume to a minimum as you didn’t want the girls to hear your little encounter with Mason, “Even if your fingers would feel so much better inside of me right now…”

“They would, wouldn’t they?” he moaned, “Like it would be better if those were your lips wrapped around my cock right now, sucking me off, pushing me to cum right in that tight little mouth of yours…” he said picking up the pace of his strokes, pumping himself harder and faster as he couldn’t hold his high back for much longer.

“Oh daddy I want to suck you so bad right now…” you whined as you felt your walls start to clench around your fingers, “You have no idea how bad I want you…”

“I’ll be all yours baby when I’ll be back I promise…” you saw him scrunch his face in pleasure as you then lowered your gaze to his hand on his dick, “B-but tell me now…are you close? ‘Cause I don’t know how long I can resist…I need to cum so bad baby…and I want to cum with you, while you cum around your fingers…”

“Oh fuck daddy, I’m right there with you…” you moaned a little louder this time, making him hear how desperate you were to cum, “I’m right there with you, your hand is mine and you’re so close, I’m bringing you to the best high ever daddy…”

“Fuck babygirl! Don’t stop…” he moaned leaning his head back against the bed.

“Cum in my hand daddy, please…” you moaned as your high was fast approaching now, “Please cum and let me cum around your fingers…they feel so good d-daddy…”

“Oh my God baby yes…” you tried to keep your eyes open to watch him as your high was making you shake, “Fuck I’m cumming…oh fuck! Fuck!” he growled as you saw him cum on his stomach, making another wave of your orgasm crash into your body only by watching his face contort in pleasure, only by watching his abs contract under the power of his own high, that left him completely worn out after the day and the game he just had.

“I love you, you know that right?” he said in his soft voice, “I wanna cuddle even more now that you’re so far away…” he pouted before you watched him get up from the bed and clean his stomach in front of his phone.

“I know baby…we’ll cuddle soon don’t worry…” you smiled at him, knowing that you had already booked a flight to Abu Dhabi to go and see the final, and to properly support him, “I love you too Mason, and I’m so proud of you…” you said as you yawned.

“You tired baby?” he smirked ruffling his hair while he laid down on his bed once again.

“You’ve worn me out Mount, even from Abu Dhabi…” you smiled at him while your eyes were drooping slowly.

“I’m just that good my love, what did you expect?” he laughed.

“Oh shut up and go to sleep! I’m too tired to deal with your massive ego…” you groaned, diving your face in his pillow and breathing in the faint scent of his skin that was left on it.

“You weren’t too tired to deal with my massive dick though…” he joked as he watched your eyes go big barely seconds as fast as they were falling shut.

“Mason!” you whispered shouted at him, “Let me sleep now please!”

“Okay my love,” he laughed once again before turning serious, “I miss you and I love you so so much…”

“I love you too,” you smiled at him, “You and your massive ego…”

“For a second I thought you were gonna say ‘dick’ baby!” he grinned from ear to ear.

“Oh well I love that too, sure…” you winked at him, “Goodnight Mase…”

“Goodnight baby…” he smiled before ending the call.

[dingusfreakhxrrington]

Being His Best Friend - Eddie Munson Headcanons

just some headcanons of what i think it would be like to be best friends with eddie munson (including a little bit of what it would be like to be crushing on said best friend)

being eddie’s best friend didn’t come without it’s challenges

for starters you had to put up with his loud personality, not that it ever bothered you too much

it took a while to get used to when you first met him but eventually you learnt to love how he was always so unapologetically himself all the time

it was a quality you admired most about him

speaking of him being loud, eddie likes to tease you, like a lot

you have a crush on someone? he’ll know for sure and he will tease you about it all the time unless it’s him you’re crushing on, then he’s painfully oblivious for far too long

your crush walks by? he’s giving you that look, the one where you can tell he’s only seconds away from making stupid little kissy noises and mimicking you telling them how much you love them

if you’re not crushing on anyone or crushing on him but he’s too much of an airhead to notice he will just tease you about random things like how well or bad you did on your recent test or how silly you looked when you tripped over nothing while walking over to meet him

aside from the teasing, eddie is a really great friend

as the certified town freak, eddie doesn’t really care what other people say about him or how they treat him, he’ll just be his usual self and yell something back at them while pulling a weird face

when it comes to you, however, he gets pissed if someone says anything that could hurt you

you’re his best friend, only he’s allowed to bully you

would definitely be a little too protective of you, especially if you’re the quiet type or someone who doesn’t like showing when they’re upset

you both hang out a lot, like all the time

in his trailer, in the woods at school, even just sitting in his van for a while before or after hellfire

if you’re open to getting a little high or drinking then he’ll definitely take you up on it, though he’d never make you do it if you didn’t want to

getting high with eddie is always eventful, even when you just end up lying on the floor giggling like idiots about something stupid

getting drunk with eddie is another matter

drunk eddie is definitely a hot mess, in all meanings of the word

he will probably hit on you, just for the sake of teasing you unless he actually likes you

he’s also prone to spilling beer over, well, everything

it’ll be over you, over him, over the carpet, you name it

he just can’t help but swing his arms around with the beer in his hand while he’s telling you some wild story or complaining about something

if he’s got music on and a particularly good song comes on he will be up, dancing around like a fool while he screams along to it, even going as far to whipping out some air guitar

sometimes he goes too hard with the dancing/air guitar and will stumble and fall only to laugh at himself before getting right back up again

when you’re hanging out in his trailer more often than not he will pull out his guitar, asking you to listen to some knew riff he’s learnt

if you play guitar too he’ll probably even challenge you to a game of who can play the coolest riff or he’ll just ask you to play something so he can critique or gush over your playing

if you didn’t already play d&d before befriending him he will definitely try to convince you to join hellfire or at least to try it out

if d&d is’t really for you he won’t persist, though he’s always grateful when you tag along to hellfire to watch them play or just when you let him talk out his next campaign to you

overall eddie thinks you’re the coolest person in the world and honestly wonders how he ended up with a best friend as great as you

feel free to let me know if you want to be added to or removed from my taglist!

[just-miru]

[Blueycapsules]

Phil Guy x reader (for @jinglesk0 :D)

-------------------------------------------------------------

i searched some fluffy prompts and stumbled over this prompt generator - it has really adorable and wholesome prompts!!! :DD

i've got the idea for this one-shot from there :D

this is my first time writing third person point of view (or second, i have no idea - i am stupid), so i am sorry if it sucks ^^"

[tw: possible typos and/or other small mistakes | Phil might be a bit ooc since it's my first time writing something for him | fluff | one-shot]

[word count: 864 words | 4,645 characters]

[first published: 27.02.2022]

-------------------------------------------------------------

morning kiss

it's a regular saturday morning here in Hurricane. the sun barely took its turn on the sky, yet it is shining brighter and brighter by the second. some birds can be already heard singing their cheerful tunes as the people of the town start leaving their houses to start the day.

on a beautiful day like this (kids like you should be burning in hell-), somewhere in a small yet cozy room, two people are sleeping soundly. who are these people?

well, no one else but you, Y/N L/N, and your wonderful boyfriend, Phil Guy, of course!

you've been together for quite some time, yet this is barely the second time you two sleep together in each other's embrace. it's ok to take things a bit slower tho.

shifting lazily under the covers, Phil is the first to wake up. opening his eyes, his still very sleepy gaze lands instantly on you, a sweet smile appearing on that usually serious face.

he's just so happy to have you. meeting you did change his life - even if just a bit, it did. you are the reason he wakes up with a smile every morning. his mood has improved as well! he's not as stressed as he usually is since he knows you're always by his side, ready to help him whenever you can - the thought of having someone capable that you can count on to be by your side anytime is, in a way, really comforting for this man.

he continues to stare respectfully at your sleeping form, gaze focusing on the small rays of sun coming through the window, gracefully dancing on your peaceful face. he blinks slowly a few times - ya know, just like cats do when they are comfortable around you!

he's just so content right now. Phil would give anything to wake up like this every morning, with you next to him.

as he follows the sun rays dance, his eyes fall on your lips - they just look so pretty and soft. still looking at them, a scene much too common in all his rom-coms suddenly pops up in his mind.

what if he woke you up with a kiss?

that would be pretty romantic, wouldn't it be?

he moves closer to you, trying not to accidentally wake you up. the bed is making small cracking noises under his shifting weight, but even so, he successfully got closer to you without disturbing your sleep or so he thought-

he quickly glances up at your eyes which are still closed, then back to your lips. taking a small breath in, he slowly lets it out, hot breath hitting your skin. his cheeks are redder than his weird hair horns at this point.

'come on Phil! you can do it!'

closing his eyes shut, kissy mouth on, he leans in closer and closer and then- he stops... gripping the blanket in his now sweaty hands. he starts trembling a little.

he tries to urge the courage to do it, but his mind is only filled with doubts and 'what ifs'

'what if they get mad?'

'not to mention the usual morning breath- it may not be very pleasant-'

'what if they want to sleep in just a bit more? i shouldn't wake them up just because of this silly little thought.'

'maybe i should just let them sleep... yeah.'

'there's time for kisses after they wake up.'

'...but what if it isn't?'

'what if-'

his anxious set of thoughts dies out as soon as he feels a warm hand on his cheek. finally opening his eyes, he looks at you - with your loving gaze accompanied by a sweet smile, you look into his reddish eyes. he calms down a bit, cheek hot under your touch.

giggling quietly your voice starts ringing sweetly into his ears.

"well, if you won't do it..." you lean closer, lips barely brushing over his now. Phil just gulps, a bit too much flustered. "then i will." and just like that you close the gap between the two of you.

Phil's eyes widen.

'oh my, oh my, ohmyohmyohmy-'

congratulations! PhilGuy.exe has stopped working!

he doesn't kiss back. he is just frozen in place. he feels you smiling against his lips. the poor man is so flustered-

as you're about to pull away, you feel him shyly kissing you back. one of his hands slowly lets go of the blanket, resting on top of your own (the one that's on Phil's cheek) - he gently caresses it with his thumb.

pulling away from the kiss, a blushy Phil is looking up at you, smiling shyly.

you peck his lips quickly before getting out of bed.

"what would you like to have for breakfast?"

"anything is fine. thank you, Y/N."

his gaze remains on you until you are out of sight. he waits a few seconds just to be sure before grabbing a pillow and screaming like a schoolgirl into it.

'this is way more better than any rom-com i have ever seen! ' he sighs dreamily as his gaze is now on the ceiling, the small event that has just happened playing over and over again in his head.

-------------------------------------------------------------

it's pretty short, but i hope you like it! :D

i kinda start seeing a small improvement in my writing skills which is just aaaahhh!! :DD it makes me very happy! :D

what i don't like is that all of them seem to follow the same scenario :0 i mean, i am a sucker for cuddles and kisses in fiction when it comes to 'x readers' :D but it may get boring for those of you who are reading my works, and i am sorry ^^''

[hopefullystillatheatrestudent]

i'm so excited about you taking asks again ahhhh okay so. if you'd absolutely had to choose. what would be your top 5 cockles moments, and why? thank you ily <3

here’s the thing: there are so many routes i could go down with this, because cockles moments come in all shapes and sizes and formats. these include moments from their panels, their bloopers, the footage we get when they don’t even know they’re being recorded, stories being passed down from photo ops & autographs(one of my personal favorite ways to get cockles, tbh, because they’re all insane), and social media(tweets to each other, instagram posts & comments, etc.). 

SO! since many a list like this has already been made, and i want to stand out from the crowd, what i’m gonna do is definitively give the number one spot to each of these five categories.(i might even throw in honourable mentions because they’re so despicably in love that they warrant that. i really put my whole pussy into this, guys, i hope you’re happy.) 

disclaimer: these are my own personal opinions. but that also means i’m right. so. enjoy. 

number one: top cockles panel moment

so we’re starting off with a bang, because how do you even BEGIN to rank what atrocities jensen and misha commit at jibcon. every single one they’ve had is damning in it’s own right, for different reasons.

however, considering just how much unabashed fuckery they’ve given us to sift through, it’s a good thing i do have a personal favorite despite it all. it’s heartwarming, the sweetest thing i’ve ever seen, AND it’s jarringly cinematic - mainly because it has a whole ass arc to it that was years in the making. it might even be surprising to some people, but my favorite cockles panel moment, and what i consider the one that encompasses their entire gut-wrenching journey from 2008-2013 in the most sweepingly romantic gesture possible, is this one.

i want this burned into my retinas. i am not even joking. when i'm through with my explanation, let me convince you why this is thee most romantic cockles moment of all time.

first, some history: people call this the resume off, but many seem to forget the botched attempt at a resume off a year prior. and yes, you guessed it: it's during their break up. it's a juicy time period for a reason, guys. it came across as exceedingly one-sided and VERY awkward. let me refresh your memory as to just how bad it was, and just how hard jensen was trying and ultimately failing at winning misha over: the funniest part of the whole resume off in 2013??? every joke/bit had literally already been made/done. they were just going through the motions again, but the difference THIS time...is that misha reciprocated jensen's energy. it. is. fascinating. i want to get into it more detail in another post, and i'll link it here when i'm done, but the main takeaway, i think, and the main difference that showcases how much they've grown in a year, is that in jib 3, misha flat out refused to do an accent, and this time around, he indulges jensen for literal minutes. when i tell you they're crazy, they're crazy. i can't wait to actually dive into it later.

ANYWAY, the resume off culminates in this moment here. and, like, a million things happen in this gifset. actually, more like a million and one. the music starts playingneediremindyouthatthesongissingingintherain(h e l p), misha starts dancing, jensen 'perpetually fake grumpy' ackles lets misha think he's not going to join, misha sits down defeated, but no!!! that was jensen's plan all along(look at his stupid fucking smirk) and he offers his arm to his dance partner who immediately grins like a fool, jensen then leads misha into their kick step, they perfectly synchronise and let loose, and are then very clearly having the time of their lives, hanging off of each other with joy and ease. from their expressions alone i can tell that this moment is so. so. so. so! much more than what initially meets the eye. i mean-misha is fighting back the biggest smile i've ever seen. to me, it reads like jensen is offering something to misha, something that misha kind of gave up on expecting, and him offering his arm like that is like, a surprise to him in the best possible way(and it's so not platonic, let me just say that.) as soon as jensen did that, it ushered in a new era of cockles. this panel is jensen and misha's favourite for a reason, and i think this moment is the biggest clue as to why.

whew!!! ok. that took a lot out of me and that was only point one. moving on,

number two: top cockles blooper moment

cockles bloopers hold an extremely special place in my heart, because it shows just how fucking disastrous jensen and misha are. they are so goddamn infatuated with each other that they HOLD UP PRODUCTION ALL THE TIME TO FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER(???). let me repeat. let it sink in. jensen ackles; arguably one of the most professional actors on that show who puts everything he has into each scene, with mountains and mountains of notes to prove it: would rather hold up production to flirt with misha collins. this sounds fake. it's not. he does it. all. the. time. and here's the thing guys!!! i'm gonna let you in on a secret!!! misha loves it. he loveesssss it. on top of that-misha collins: overlooked because he's pranked and people assume he's unprofessional as well, but his only pranks are in retaliation/off-set, and he rarely if EVER causes problems if he can help it....lets himself get carried away when it comes to jensen making kissy faces at him!!! are you actually kidding me!!! i mean. misha. it's just a face. you've seen it a million times. i don't buy that it triggers something in you that strongly....you like it, and you like jensen's reaction. you can't fool me!!! lisa berry's face in that one gifset shows just how fed up the crew is with their gross, coupley boyfriend antics.

i could pull up so many examples. sooooooo many. but my favourite was sealed since the moment i saw it.

i actually already wrote an analysis on it but i can't find it :(((( which SUCKS because i really unpacked the whole thing. i'll try to summarise.

basically, a backstory is part of this too!!! jensen and misha both had a really really hard time with this scene(because it's explicitly romantic there i said it), they sat down for hours and poured over their scripts together, they were super super nervous going into filming, both of them, jensen especially, were super hard on themselves for their performances not being true to their characters but they both complimented the other's work(boyfriend moments fr). so, yeah. they weren't confident going into shooting. and how do they get themselves to feel better???? by cuddling each other, apparently.

a lot. a LOT. happens in this specific blooper. to the point that i saw it years before i knew about cockles and it raised all sorts of flags for me.

1) stop pulling my face towards your crotch(as a thinly veiled request that misha would, in fact, move jensen's face towards his crotch, considering it was jensen moving himself there in the first place. also, why so comfy down there guys???) 2) you're my baby daddy i know(in the most intimate voice i've ever heard please) 3) i know, i know, i love you too i didn't say i love you i know but you wanted to say it etc. misha's right, of course. that's what jensen meant.

it just reeks of comfort, familiarity and intimacy between the two, and it's a moment that is extremely sweet and silly at the same time. they're so <3

number three: top cockles found footage moment

WONDERFUL category. truly the culmination of the cockles experience. many people have said that shipping cockles doesn't work because 'they're just onstage you dummies!! they're playing it up for the audience!!!' here's the thing, love. i could not disagree with you more. once you climb your way up the cockles ladder, you soon learn that they are, in fact, playing their dynamic DOWN, not up. they really are just Like That™, and they could not care less about the paying audience, if we're being honest, considering how much time they take to giggle with each other and refuse to let the audience in on the joke. and i love them for it <3

anyway, my point is that this category is for all you naysayers out there, all you 'jensen and misha's relationship is just for show and is real life queerbaiting'(?????lordhelp???) oh yeah? ok, explain this.

he. he. he calls jensen sweetheart. literally enough said. there's nothing to really add here, except, misha and jared then immediately engage in damage control. jared's method is distraction and misha's is retconning('get out of the car, dude') this was what got me to buy into the cockles dumpster for GOOD good. you don't call your buddy sweetheart accidentally and sound so completely earnest while doing it! especially not when that buddy is jensen ackles!!! you think he would let any of his friends call him that? do you?

one more thing; if it was a slip of the tongue, little mouth thing or whatever, you think jared wouldn't have jumped on it immediately??? i can hear it now. 'did you just call him SWEETHEART???' yeah. that's what i thought. you know why he didn't? because it was too revealing.

number four: top cockles autograph moment

i mean, i think we all know what it's gonna be, and if you don't, well, do i have the piece de cockles resistance that is gonna send you over the edge.

if you haven't heard of this story by now, as a cockles, truther, i'm gonna go ahead and get you to read it, because there is no possible heterosexual explanation for any of it, and you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise.

spoiler alert: it's the story where phones weren't allowed in an auto session, jensen nuzzles himself in misha's hair, leans his full body weight onto him, holds his hand, etc. etc. i'm imploding just repeating this back, actually. also, just, the sheer amount of stories from photo ops where they tackle hug each other or slap each other's asses or sing romantic songs to each other or almost kiss is, frankly, a lot. if i could wish for anything, it would be to witness them in person.

and finally,

number five: top cockles social media moment

this one is super difficult, because there's obviously a lot to choose from. but you know what? full send, i'm going with this one:

i just. what to say about this. how often do misha and jensen watch sunsets together for it to qualify as ‘always’ ??? why are sunsets synonymous with their relationship??? that’s like??? a very romantic thing????? ‘this guy’??? the fact that it’s a CANDID??? i don’t know guys.

that could have been better but i am TIRED so. there you go rose ily

[sweettodo]

Animals ⟿ Levi Ackerman x fem!reader

Includes : cockwarming, smut, swearing, riding, slight praise.

Word count : 1,8k

An, ik this is short. But I’m down bad yall. I am so dick deprevied it is just sad. ANYWAYS. Also I couldn’t think of a good title bc this is just smut w no plot??

Levi was not the one for pda, quite the opposite- no surprise there; he hated kissy couples who laid all over each other like idiots. It was really disappointing when you were more or less ignored besides meal time throughout the day, where in the dining hall we would be able to have some conversation.

You sat across from him at dinner, the smoldering heat from the summer evening which kept you all from wearing your normal uniforms, you wore a white tank top with some random shorts while Levi looked incredibly sculpted, his pecs and abs filling out a tight-ish short sleeve shirt, sweat slightly sticking to his arms, restricting, that- that tight...

“Oi, staring much?” My gaze snaps back to his dark eyes, deadpan face and all. You smirk and roll your eyes, his eyes fell deep into yours; he bit his tongue in anticipation of what you were planning next.

“Sorry, Captain.” You drag, with that slight whiney undertone you purposely allowed to slip from your lips. he scowled at you, obviously irritated at your childish behavior, you playfully kick him under the table, Hange eyes you from the corner of her eyes, smile planted on her face. Everyone knew you rarely called Levi ‘Captain’ and the only time you did was- quite frankly- in the bedroom.

She turns to face Levi, her smile only growing when she sees how irritated he looked, “why the pout ‘Captain?’” She laughs teasingly, patting his shoulder. It was all fun and games until you don’t expect the sharp kick into your calf, you jerk backwards and wince, followed by a hiss and you stand, your legs hopping over the bench and as you pass Levi, you feel his eyes burn holes into your backside. Steering yourself across the halls and finally down to Levi’s office with the adjoining bedroom, sneaking into the office; making sure no one saw, you close the door behind you in excitement; your stomach giddy knowing you did a sufficient job planting a little bug in Levi’s ear; enough to get the ball rolling.

One thing no one knew, a surprising fact that left you baffled the first time you had heard it; Levi was a switch. At least when he felt like it. It came in handy when he didn’t want to do any work.

He liked to watch you get yourself off and use him like a toy.

Slowly walking around his perfectly neat desk, the infamous Levi walks in, slamming the door behind him. While he stood there, you continue strolling around the wooden desk, fingers lightly trailing across the smooth finish of his desk, “do you think you’re subtle? Practically moaning my title in front of our peers?” He grits, walking over to his bedroom door, opening it and standing there waiting for me, “get on the bed. Now. This is what you wanted right? To piss me off enough?” I slyly walk by him, ignoring his tantrum, my fingers once again trailing across his immediate tensed stomach. He shuts the door behind him and watches you sit on the bed, legs hanging off the side.

It didn’t take long for the air to quickly become thick in the moderalty large room. Your neglected pussy throbbing at the idea that it was about to be packed to the fucking brim.

He slips off his shirt whilst standing in between your legs, you gulp and look up at him. Suddenly grabbing your jaw, a tight grip which you quickly realized he wasn’t going to make this any easier for yourself, “I’m gonna get on this bed, and you’re gonna ride me.” You blink innocently, incapable of nodding from his freakish Ackerman strength. He shoves you off his hand, your back hitting the bed, your hand raising to your jaw and rubbing the tenderness.

Unbuttoning his pants, kicking them off his thighs and propping himself against the rustic wood headboard, you slip off your top, followed by your shorts, you approach him to straddle him, starting to throw a leg over his waist.

But before you can do that...

Grabbing ahold of your hips, he begins manhandling you, turning you around to reverse him, “that’s unfair.” You pout, his hands dragging up and down your thighs, applying a loud slap against your right ass cheek, your cunt clenching as he slaps you again with his hard calloused hand.

“What’s unfair? What’s there to look at if you’re facing me?” He chuckles, you crane your head back to look at him, a smug look on his stupid face.

You bring yourself up and deciding to give yourself a little pleasure. You find yourself bringing your clothed heat against his hard cock, grinding.

This. This, for certain Levi could not resist, he allows you to give a little friction, knowing he wouldn’t allow it to go on for too long regardless, “I wanted to look at your face.” You hum, whining your hips slightly against him, his mouth falling dry.

“Tch, show me what you can do, yeah?” His hands massaging the small of your back, gripping and kneeding tightly as you sit up only a little, leaning down so you can snake your hand between your legs and releasing his dick from his boxers with one hand, he uses his two fingers to move your underwear to the side, adjusting so you can ride him.

Your hands grip his thighs, the curve to your back which he looked at, your shoulder blades rolling, fitting him into your cunt, your head moving almost erratically as he stuffs you, “so fucking wet, how long have you been like this princess? I fucking love it.” He praises, his hands still helping you up and down still at a slow pace.

“All day Levi.” You admit, he lets out a little ‘hm’ in response, he was just so fixated on the way your hips and thighs moved while on top of his slightly sweaty body; the sound of skin sticking together was echoing throughout the bedroom.

His hand lingering up your spine, reaching for your hair, his fingers entangling into your roots, grabbing hard and yanking your light headed - head back, he sits up and brings his head right to the crook of your shoulder, you stop thrusting yourself up and down momentarily, “I love it when you sit pretty on my cock like this, mh’ could be like this all fucking night.”

You can only wimped in response, walls uncontrollably flexing and twitching around his cock which sat nested in you for what felt like forever, with his hand still in your hair, he used his free one to weave around to your front, slipping into your underwear, you gasped and cried out, panting like a fucking dog as he plants firm and pressurized circular motions around your clit.

You couldn’t move; body being help down on his dick, you couldn’t even squirm underneath him, “Such a feign for my cock aren’t you? Tell me what you want.” You could’ve cum right then and there.

“Bend me over.” You begged, he picks up the pace of his three fingers which spun crazily around your bud, his fingers becoming soaked. He completely ignored you, “fuck! Levi!” You wail, your pussy twitching, eyes rolling back, still restrained over his hard on. Thighs twitching as you feel the slick of your cum bathing Levi’s already drenched cock. His fingers had slowed tremendously, working you through your first orgasm, he releases his fist from your hair and your weak neck drops down and you breathe, you wanted him to fuck you now.

“You better not move. I’ll fuck you when I’m ready.” He growls, feeling you attempt to lift your hips back up for any type of thrust; which he stopped.

His hand leaves your slit, you groan in frustration, “Captain, please bend me over.” You whine and plead once again.

This time it works, he quickly pulls out and pushes you onto your elbows, he gets on his knees, lightly slapping your shoulder, motioning you to turn your face towards the head frame as he stood perched behind you; your head in the pillows as he kicks open your legs with his knee, pushing down against your hips so he could look at your throbbing pink pussy, screaming to be fucked.

“I shouldn’t even be touching you right now.” He grits, angling himself against your cunt, sliding back in, it truly stung, the time he spent sitting inside you only heightened those nerves, they exploded when they came into contact. “Annoying me like that? You think you deserve this?” He insults, contradicting his words with his slow thrusts, crying into the pillow, his tight grip which held your legs in place, he’s pulling your hips towards him; fucking you onto his dick.

“I-m sorry Levi.” You moan, he smacks your ass, the stinging sensation onto going straight to the most sensitive area. You were so close to releasing again; luckily for you Levi wasn’t they type to stop you. Loud moans being somewhat silenced by the pillows yet didn’t block all the sound. Levi, who is drilling your hips onto his, he stops and switches roles, him doing the pounding.

Levi’s hand grabs ahold of the headboard, watching you fall apart under him, arm and back flexing beautifully as your cum juiced down his cock. You were so fucking wet, wetting his thighs and your own from the skin to skin contact.

With one hand placed roughly on your back, the other on the headboard, he wastes no time gaining momentum and fucking you absolutely silly; fucking you till’ you were seeing stars when you closed your eyes.

Your weak hand reaches for his moving body and you keep it on top of your tail bone so you could touch his stomach as he thrusted back and forth into you, the tips of your fingers touching him was enough for you to orgasm.

Not to mention the headboard banging back into the wall as well- which neither of you paid any mind to-while he was assaulting the absolute fuck out of your cunt. Your tears and drool which have destroyed the pillow are no match for the amount of cum and sweat that both you and Levi had soaked the sheets with. You two fucked each other like animals, you two could be going all day and night if you didn’t need the sleep for the coming day.

Nor did he care about pulling out, not even warning you, or even himself for that matter- he’s catching himself unloading a thick load deep into your squeezing pussy. His grunts filling the room; followed by a repeated ramble of your name. You had lost count to how many times you had cum, which came to no shocker when it was Levi.

He stays inside you, his sputtering thrusts, he panted as he still kept you full and warm with his softening cock, not wanting to feel cold, stubborn about the fact he needed to stop fucking you at some point. People were bound to have heard the banging headboard and wailing, which you and Levi would be hearing about with the neighboring headroom and office... Hange’s room and office.

He finally slides out of you, entertained at the sight of his cock covered in slick. You lift your head up and throw yourself onto your back, whilst Levi is doing the same. He looked a mess, glistening with sweat, hair either sticking to his forehead or little pieces even clumped together; with his cheeks red, mouth slightly open with heavy breaths from his chest- he was a hot mess, but you didn’t even want to know what you looked like.

“Let me pee and we go again Captain Levi?” You tease, body perking up, he looks up at you and smirked, nodding and as you roll out of bed, he slaps you hard against your ass, you jump and scurry to the bathroom.

“We don’t have anything to do tomorrow anyways.” Levi mumbles as he stands up to follow you to the bathroom.

[tommybaholland]

first date with their s/o

featuring: kuroo, kenma, akaashi, bokuto, nishinoya, kageyama, sugawara, and yamaguchi

kinda basic ideas but i had fun writing these so hopefully you enjoy your first date with ur fav hq boy!

kuroo would take you stargazing, most likely organically, with laying down close to each other on a blanket. he helps guide you through the constellations that he can spot, telling you a little bit about each one. it’s impressive because you never thought the night sky could tell so many stories. it was like he was reading you a book. you ask him how he knows all of it and he responds by pulling you closer, telling you he’s ‘all-knowing.’ he laughs when you shake your head before confessing, “okay, okay. i may have read up a bit on constellations beforehand but..i just wanted to romance you a bit.” his voice is low before he kisses you sweetly under the starry void. “is it working?” you enjoy yourselves so much you end up falling asleep for a bit, but he makes sure a little bit of the blanket is wrapped snug around you so you don’t get cold.

kenma might take you to a park. it may seem very casual but he doesn’t get out much and prefers to sit inside and play his games with you there with him. to him, that’s the perfect date all on its own. but he knows you like to get out every once in a while, so he figures he could as well. it means a lot to you that he would take time to unplug for a bit and lay with you in a secluded area, watching clouds. he actually really gets into trying to name the shapes of odd-looking clouds. he finds a blob shaped one that didn’t have a shape until he said it looked like a fried egg. you laugh but his intuitiveness never ceases to amaze you. he offers to walk you through a hidden path by the park. you agree and go to get up before he catches your arm and asks, “can we lay here for a few more minutes?”

akaashi considers taking you somewhere that you can admire with him, like a museum or art gallery. he eventually lands on a butterfly garden and he does not regret this decision at all. he gets to see the genuine look of joy of your face as you look around and watch the fluttering bugs. he thinks you look so cute when you try to follow several at one time, your eyes moving around quickly, making you almost dizzy. there’s so much to look at and it’s even better when it’s with your favorite pretty boy. he watches as a few butterflies will occasionally land on you, gently stretching their wings. he notes that they seem to really like you and you affirm it modestly as he moves closer to you. they flutter away as he caresses your cheek. “they’re like me. i really like you, too.” then he kisses you softly and it couldn’t be more perfect.

bokuto would take you some place where he can show off for you, so he takes you bowling. it’s not the most romantic or private spot but he enjoys being a little competitive with you. he admits that he sucks at bowling and that you’d probably beat him but he’d still try his very best. he’s amazed as ever when you hit a strike on the very first frame. he makes sure you’re paying attention in case he gets a strike and when he does, he’s just, “didja see that, babe? i got a strike! and i’m coming for ya!” he’ll try to get a kiss as a prize but you give him head pats instead and bargain that he can get one if he wins. so now he’s level 100 super determined. you end up winning both games and he decides that he’s taken enough defeat. he gets kinda slumped about it and it’s easy to see, especially when he asks what you want for winning. you tell him that even though he didn’t win, he can still have a kiss. which, in his mind, means two or three or as many as he can get out of you.

nishinoya would, without a doubt, take you to an all-you-can-eat buffet for your first outing together. maybe it’s not that special because mans will take any chance to stuff his face, but he plans it carefully enough that it lands on one of your busier days when you don’t get too many chances to take a break. it’s a bit of a risk because you can get kinda grumpy when you’re hungry, but the look on your face when he tells you where you’re going was well worth it. he pays for your entry fee and the two of you go absolutely ham, not caring what anyone thinks. and if you’re a little more conservative about what you eat, he’ll encourage you. not in a demeaning way, either. “i like the way you are and wouldn’t change anything but if you do, i hope it’s change that you can be proud of!” and afterwards you tend to your food hangovers by laying in bed (usually with him on top of you).

kageyama takes you to a rival team’s volleyball game. you’d be lying if you said you weren’t at least a little disappointed, but you cherish the time you get to spend with him as much as you can. later on he realizes that was probably a stupid move, but the fact that you stuck by him and didn’t complain makes him fall faster and harder for you. he makes sure to explain it all as best he can as he hasn’t been the best about expressing his feelings because really, he has no clue what he is doing. he tries even though he thinks he’s lost his chance so he’s shocked when you say yes. he responds by fumbling over his words when he explains that he doesn’t have anything big planned but wants to take you to a cat cafe. long story short, he feels so lucky to be able to be with someone as kind and beautiful as you.

sugawara could honestly take you anywhere because he’s such a fun-loving sweetheart. he decides to take you to karaoke which, at first, makes you a bit nervous. it’s more of group thing because at least you can casually hide and get out of singing. he offers to sing the first song and even though he knows he’s not great, he still turns it into a lot of fun. and if you’re still shy singing by yourself, he offers to do a duet with you. he picks one of those silly duet love songs and it gets you smiling right away. he’ll dance a little when you’re singing your part which ends up being more laughing and less singing. even though there’s no one else with you, it’s certainly an entertaining sight. once you’re comfortable, you end up shocking the hell out of him by rapping a song so perfectly. he’s so in awe of your duality. you spend a good few hours there, in your own little singing world. you find that another great thing about being the only ones in the small room makes for perfect (even a little spicy) kissy kissy time.

yamaguchi would pick something simple and somewhere where you can’t see the constant blush on his cheeks when he looks at you, so you go to the movies with him. he lets you choose the movie because he knows he’s not going to be paying any attention. he’d rather watch you watch the movie and how the minimal light shines against your face and in your eyes. also your cute expressions and reactions truly make his entire life. he tenses up a bit as you lean against his shoulder but finds himself craving more, cursing the armrest from separating you. he doesn’t want to be blatantly obvious about wanting you closer but lets those thoughts vanish after a few moments. he lifts it up, allowing him to wrap his arm around you as go to cuddle into his side. but first, you press a chaste kiss to his freckled cheek, silently thanking him and making him go red all over again. he ends up resting his head atop yours as he looks at the screen. he’s still not paying attention, he mind completely blank from the nice scent of your hair.

hellooooooo haikyuu night! anyone tryna request sum??

[lasquadrasfuckhouse]

Hi!

What do you think about la squadra(separately) with s/o that is very childlish? Like, not a little child ofc, they can get serius when it has to be, and they talk ,like, normally (without "owo uwu" shit). They just loooove some cute things, animals etc. They also love watching cartoons, play games, and many other things likke that.

If you don't want to write it that's okay :)))

Bye bye <3

awwww i love it!!!!!

la squadra with a cutesy and playful partner 😚

risotto ✂️

he loves cute things too, he gets it. he adores how excitable and sweet you are and you absolutely count as cute things that he loves

the two of you will fawn over the neighbourhood cats together and every time you run into his office with fun shaped snacks to share cause u both love them (like gummies or cookies or chocolates) his heart goes ❤️❤️❤️❤️💕❤️💕❤️❤️💕💕💕

he appreciates that you're not afraid to get serious when the time calls for it too but seeing you without your normal attitude is so jarring and sad for him, he'll work twice as hard to fix what's wrong to see you smiling again. you're so full of love and wonder despite everything and that's so precious to him, he's protective (he knows and respects that you can handle yourself he just loves u) and would never want you to change for the wrong reasons ya kno

you absolutely balance each other out very well and you're fucking adorable to see because he's so stoic and scary and then ur this energetic sweetheart

he's not really one for cartoons or video games but he'll indulge ur interests!!! if he has the time to watch a cute movie with u (like disney) he will pay attention and give u his honest opinion

prosciutto 🚬

OPPOSITES ATTRACT HUH

honestly when you first joined the team he was an ass about it, thought it was unbecoming of an assassin to behave so childishly (the others already give him a headache) but the fact that you stood your ground actually really impressed him. you're still an adult and you're not unreasonable, you know when to take things seriously, you just have your eccentricities like everyone else in this circus and he came to appreciate your point of view and your seemingly boundless enthusiasm for nice things in life. he later expressed as much to you during his apology for being an ass.

you temper each other. he'll be your grounding force and you'll help him loosen up

he does like how ur sweet and open with your affection. if he grumbles about sharing the bed with plushies that's code for 'cuddle me instead'

he also loves bringing you to cafés that do those fancy or fun shapes in the lattes cause he loves to see your eyes light up and fawn over how 'its almost too pretty to drink!!!' it's really quite adorable how excitable u are and prosciutto is not immune to it

pesci 🎣

he very very much loves and appreciates it, you're a big comfort to him. the instant you chugged milk with him and gave him a silly grin with a milk moustache, he was in love

your sweetness and energy picks him up and when you've dropped your attitude he will take on the WHOLE WORLD to hear you laugh again. he's very protective and he's the first to jump to your defense if the others tease you or otherwise give you a hard time

he could listen to you gush for hours. he will absolutely sit and watch cartoons with u. he's not the greatest at video games but he'll try his best for u

because of his name you'll often lovingly make that cute fishy face at him with the kissy lips and ur eyes crossed and his heart explodes every time

he has somewhat of a sweet tooth, he likes things that have a light sweetness to them rather than anything super sugary. you'll share desserts and it's very cute

formaggio 🧀

he LOVES IT. he's just as fun-loving, there's never a dull moment with you two whether you're playing a dumb game you made up out of boredom, you're dancing and he's twirling you around, or ur in a pillow/tickle fight and play wrestling. you tend to get each other into trouble but you both snicker about it. two peas in a pod.

cats like you more than they like him but he can often get his pets in if the kitty is curled in ur lap and u both get giddy about it

you definitely game together. he's not as into the cartoons but he'll still watch em with you, he thinks they're cute and you're cute, but he may fall asleep during movies

he's a very grounding support when things require you to be serious, you work together hand in hand to solve the issue so u can get back to laughing

and he will do anything to hear u giggle, doesn't matter if he makes a damn fool of himself, he doesn't care. as far as he's concerned your laugh is the best sound in the world

illuso ✨

oh, he will tease you about it. probably in a way that's kind of mean when you first join, but you aren't bothered by him or concerned with his opinion. if you point out that he's the childish one for trying to get a rise out of you when you're just minding your own business, that has EVERYONE appreciating you because it's unbearably fun to see illuso taken down a notch. that has him huffing and retreating for a bit and having a think. when he comes back, he's less of an ass. as you grow closer, he apologizes.

now the only way he teases is gentle and loving and fond, because you really are quite adorable and he wouldn't have it any other way. it honestly kind of freaks him out when you get serious but he doesn't show it, he'll just place a gentle hand on your arm or your waist and work with you to resolve the issue. he's relieved when you smile again

he warms up to your plushies because they're nice cozy additions to his piles of pillows for lounging around on and they make u happy

he may keep up his aloof air when he picks up a controller with u or watches over ur shoulder like he has nothing better to do but he gets REALLY into it and competitive, or intensely supportive and backseat gaming if ur going solo

he honestly loves how sweet u are because that sort of thing doesn't really come easy to him

melone 🍈

he thinks ur absolutely adorable and makes sure u know it. he's playful too in a more relaxed sort of way so he mellows you out while still having fun

he loves to hear you gush and wants to get involved in ur passions. he's pretty good at gaming but he'll get more into admiring/analyzing the design aspect of it and same w/ cartoons, he's concerned for all the babies out there because they deserve good stories that make them think and benefit their growth and he will think out loud about how a show/movie fares in that regard after you've watched it together

he can talk a lot about animals with u too!!!! every time u grin or coo at a cute creature or Stay Very Still so a butterfly will land on u and giggle cause it tickles, his heart is doing backflips and he can't believe someone as wonderful as u exists and loves him as much as he loves you

ADULT COLOURING BOOKS!!!!! he absolutely loves to fill in the pages with u and add onto the designs outside the lines in all sorts of colours

he admires that ur not afraid to get serious when it's called for but still so sweet, he's so drawn to you and you make everyone's day better and just light up the room

ghiaccio ❄️

he also loves cute things. that includes u. but it will take him a while to admit out loud how adorable you are because he's flustered about it

forget normie relationship milestones like moving in together, the moment u both started slowly familiarizing your plushie collections to each other, swapping or gifting ones u saw and HAD to get for them or keeping two of them together because they're friends now Do Not Seperate!!!!, he knew this was Real

one of his favorite pastimes is sharing a big big cozy sweater with u, it doesn't matter if it's a bit tight with two people in it or that ur faces are squished together, he'll wrap his arms around u (if u haven't already put ur hands in the sleeves too) and cuddle u against him like a fluffy, snuggly, grumpy cat. welcome to sweater town, population u and ghiaccio

ur both very into pokemon too. you'll spend hours with ur heads bent together over ur gameboys with each other's companion games for that generation and help each other with trading and version exclusives

he's the first to yell at anyone for teasing you and he honestly gets a little freaked out when you go serious but he won't show it. he'll want to address the problem as quickly as possible tho and discreetly hug u when ur giggling again

sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦

THEY LOVE IT UR ADORABLE. they're both playful in their own ways (sorbet is more chill and dry wit sort of playful, gelato is no impulse control and hyena cackling sort of playful) and they love to have fun with u

it's also like.... the world is fucked up and they're both kinda fucked up (more than kinda), and they know you're not like an innocent baby or at all incompetent (hell, you may be kinda fucked up too, who isn't when ur an assassin) but it's just. nice to see someone else having fun and being sweet and enjoying things about life. so they are very protective of you when things get serious, they never EVER want to see you become embittered and will do absolutely anything to get you laughing again as soon as possible. which, guaranteed, they do

gelato has always had a short attention span so he knows what to do for entertainment and sorbet knows how to entertain, he may be the more patient one but they both like to mix things up and keep the surroundings interesting. they will play all sorts of games with u, video games or card games or stupid shit like beer pong or making a game of how many marshmallows u can each fit in ur mouths. you'll all go for a nice walk in the park and nothing is more relaxing for sorbet than kickin back on a bench while his rowdy babes end up tussling in the dirt. be free

of course, u and gelato also drag him into the dirt and put flowers in his hair and he would want nothing less

they'll both squish ur cheeks and lovingly tease u about how cute u are. blow a raspberry at them and they'll give u a kiss

sorbet will throw u over his shoulder and carry u around (no matter ur body type, he's strong!!!) + gelato will smatter ur face in kisses, just to hear u squeal and giggle