#i love slutty Halloween Crowley

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Hi, Miss Raven! What're your thoughts on the new characters' designs and the new cards we're getting?

[You can see the designs for the Halloween 2023 cards and other related TWST news here!]

I'll post my general thoughts below! I unfortunately don't know enough about Pinocchio myself to point out all the little easter eggs in their outfits, so I'll leave that to those who are more knowledgeable than me.

***Spoilers below the cut!!***

Regarding the NRC boys' looks overall, I think it's a very fun theme and very fitting for the location of the event. I like that they all still wear masks, just in a different context than in Glorious Masquerade. One thing I did notice is that the masks seem... same-y? Like they all resemble thick tree roots or something like that. So maybe they aren't masks at all, but they're associated with whatever the conflict in the story is. (I previously suggested mind control or the loss of consciousness, so maybe the "roots" play into that???) You can see the marionette theme Yana was going for, as well as some design elements from Black Butler's circus arc, very clearly. The poses for each of the boys, even the R cards, are extremely dynamic and imply a strong sense of movement. The ribbons are such a simple detail that contributes a lot to this sense of whimsy and flow.

Some comments I have on specific designs and poses:

Suspenders are so... Trey 💀 THERE'S REALLY NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO ADD HERE, THEY JUST SUIT HIM

I like it when Trey makes these kind of slightly sus but plausibly deniable faces... He should make more of them...

I can't see the front of Jack's outfit that well, so I don't know if I can fully comment on it??? But I can see his. Like. Physique... coming through... That chest to waist ratio/j

Seeing Jack's tail like that kinda weirds me out. I think that's the first time we've gotten a "full" view of how the tails look coming out of the pants??? So maybe I'll get more used to it with time...

J WORD MY BELOVED dghgqwktvwukdviu1vdutw1513FR7vuofOTVUofvfaafvfyivs.,bk;mobsdb;ibuafetvuqoffSEythTOTqebivfguovqnafCUtuiUIEtt please ignore my bias 🤡 The way his top hat is angled and how there's a dark blue ribbon around him... It vaguely looks like he's trying to pass as Crowley, LOL

I like how his undershirt is frilled and how he has that sash at his waist it reminds me of the genderbent design for my TWST OC! The fact that both he and Floyd have the eel emblem that resembles a heart is also really cute~

Lilis is my favorite design of the R cards!! There's a very good distribution of ruffles throughout the look, and his knotted skirts fit well with his personal flair.

I'm not a huge fan of the style of hat Cater's wearing (sorry to all the Cay-kun stans out there), but I can appreciate his look. His dress appears more militant than Trey's, and his posing is certainly more aggressive--it's nice to see him in this new light.

FHIBBAILAIBASIADIHBLBUDB EVERY TIME I SEE L*ONA NOW I'M GOING TO THINK OF THE ONE REBLOG I SAW THAT SAID "of course leona has his tits out again" BECAUSE THEY'RE RIGHT, HE'S LITERALLY THE GIRLIE THAT DRESSES SLUTTY ON HALLOWEEN AND SOMEHOW NEVER GETS COLD 😭 You go, king... Live your best life!!

Love L*ona-san’s new hairstyle here!! 👀

The way Floyd is posed reminds me of those people that walk around on stilts. I think I much prefer the coloration on Floyd's outfit than on Jade's, but I prefer Floyd's jacket to Jade's. I think Floyd's the best of the SR designs!

Shockingly, Vil's look doesn't stand out to me that much??? I enjoy his sash, but I don't immediately pick up on anything in his illustration that catches my eye.

His pose resembles that of a ballerina, which just makes me think about the time he assigned Epel and Deuce extra (ballet) dance lessons in book 5 ajdbhasivldsadued

Of the SSRs, Ace is definitely my favorite one. He just looks so dramatic soaking up that spotlight and trying to look cool while doing it... Bro's 100% thinking, "heheheheh, I'm SO awesome :))" in his head.

Ace's design also reminds me a lot of Jack Hearts (from Disney Villain Recruiters). Not sure if it was intentional or not, but I'm definitely super into it!

HHNNNNNGNGHGHHGHGNGNGHHGHGHGHGHHHHH I WANNA BITE HIS HEAD OFF AND BULLY HIM SO BAD, I WANNA WIPE THAT SMIRK OF FHIS DUMB FACEe Am I seriously about to revert back to my Brat Loving era for Trappola... Maybe so...

I was pretty much expecting a SSR Ace (because he's a trickster with a brother that works in an amusement park) and Ortho (literally a robot that became a real boy), but Kalim took me by surprise. In hindsight, I guess it makes sense though...? Kalim has a similar immature vibe as the other two (plus I do remember there being this one scene in Aladdin where the Sultan was dressed like a jester that was being maneuvered on puppet strings).

It's great that Kalim gets to be a little out of his usual element and make darker, more mysterious expressions like what we see in his new illustration. I'm not sure if I entirely agree with how he's dressed (the yellow jacket is WAY too bright), but I love his his coattails (???) trail behind him in waves.

OR-KUN MY SON 😭😭😭 As is the case with all of his gears, I adore how the devs creatively adapted clothing into metal parts for Ortho! The half-caplet is easily the best part of the whole look for me (the pattern on it reminds me of stars falling down)--and because Ortho has a smaller stature, the type of hat he's wearing isn't as offputting; it actually looks very cute on him.

ANYWAY, VERY HAPPY THAT ORTHO GETS TO HAVE A HALLOWEEN SSR TO MATCH HIS BROTHER'S HALLOWEEN SSR FROM LAST YEAR... They match!!!

... Is that the fucking cricket on Ortho’s cape... and the goldfish on Kalim’s scarf… AND THE CAT ON ACE’S WAIST… What does this meeeean 🤡

And now for my thoughts on the two new boys!! Honestly?? I don't actually have much to comment on in this regard because I try to reserve my judgment of characters until I've actually seen them in action. I haven't seen Pinocchio either, so I don't have a strong basis for what their personalities would be like based on their original Disney counterpart. I only vaguely understand that Honest John and Gideon trick children into visiting Pleasure Island... That's it, that's the full extent of my knowledge on that pair. I don't have any other expectations going in other than "yeah, these two are going to swindle me".

Gidel looks like a mix of Cheka and Ruggie to me (because of the hair and the eye shape). He seems like he’ll be the other guy’s goon, similar to how Jade and Floyd/Ruggie follow Azul/Leona. Nothing else for me to add, Gidel seems alright… Just a silly lil’ guy!

I have more… mixed thoughts on Ferro. One one hand, he looks like the exact kind of shady bitch I’d love. (You know, the ones that smile and lie and manipulate and drive a knife into your back and—LOOK, HE’S VERY J WORD CORE) On the other hand, I’m beating back the “you like cat/dog boys” allegations from my friends, so 💀 I can’t give in so easily/j

Looks-wise, Ferro’s iteration of the rat tail hair is not as ugly to me as Malleus’s is. (I think it’s because it looks more windswept!) I also really like how he dresses—very dapper 😌 and he can pull off green eyeshadow well!

I’m wondering how they’ll make Ferro different than the other con artists we’ve seen so far *eyes Octavinelle* but I’m keeping my hopes up since the devs did a good job remixing the “I have a dead brother and I feel immense guilt about it” backstory for Rollo (when Idia had a similar one). Looking forward to that~

I’m sure my thoughts will chance once I actually get to see them in the event! ^^ I’ll keep you posted. For now, I’ll keep cautious. (Actually, this fan art basically summarizes my current feelings on the two! I’m Rollo/j)

[crowleysgirl56]

Good Omens Fandom Love Letter

Day 29 - Favourite character(s) in Halloween costumes.

So I wanted to link to a specific fanart that I saw of Crowley dressed as an Angel and Aziraphale dressed in a very slutty demon outfit, and Crowley losing his mind but now can’t find it! Anyway, if anyone can find it please reblog with the link!

Happy Halloween everyone!

Thanks to Elnora Whittaker for this fandom love letter challenge. Please go follow her on instagram!

[movedto-mrs-bluemarine]

Hi hello sending u a bunch

🏠😈, 🤡🏚, 🍬🗝, 👨‍🚀🔪, 🎉(+costume contest one), and 🐈🍩

(my phone doesn't have all the correct emojis... 😔)

YAY YAY THATS ALOTTA EMOJIS THANKS MOLLY

Sorry for the long wait! Work has been gross. It's late so I'll update this w tags tomorrow morning <3

🏠 - Do you enjoy decorating for Halloween together? Do you decorate inside and outside, or just one? Neither?

OH HECK YEAH!! If I'm decorating for Halloween I'm going all out. Getting that thirty foot skeleton, lots of pumpkins, and most importantly, Lewis 😈✨✨

😈 - Whats their favorite scary movie? What's yours?

I feel like Cesare would be into old movies that are in black and white. Since dating Ghost though, he's been watching a lot of old school slashers.

As for me, it's all a tie between (you guessed it) Tremors, NOPE, and The Thing. The trifecta of isolated horror with fucking Things. IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE ONE, OK?

🤡 - If you HAD to do matching couples costumes, what would you pick? Would you both enjoy it?

Ahem so I've already posted my Wes and Jay costumes, but I think it would also be hilarious to go as a slutty priest and nun, but I don't think Wes would find the humor in that

Cesare and Ghost would go as Cristina and The Phantom (respectively). Elliott and my Stardew insert would go as a sailor and a mermaid. And I think George and Dotty could go as a werewolf and Little Red Riding Hood!

🏚 - What would you two think of a haunted house as a date?

Horror is fun. Jumpscares are not. If any one of these bastards took me to haunted house, they would be sleeping on the couch. Formaggio would probably chance it, though, because I know his ass is a thrill junkie

���� - Did you ever trick or treat together when you were younger?

Ferdinand totally took Jodie when she was younger, but by that time he was "too old for it" and just acted as supervision. He dressed her up as a biblically accurate velociraptor. Ozzy and Joseph did it too! They're both around the same age so Speedwagon took them both out with Crowley!

🗝 - Do you have any family Halloween traditions you like to do together?

Pumpkin bread. Lots and lots of pumpkin bread.

👨‍🚀 - What will they be dressing up as this year?

Baseballer. Wdym he's already dressed up like that? Shut up. Let the kid live. Let's just hope no one's heard of the Green Dolphin Street team

🔪 - Are they old enough to watch scary movies? If they enjoy them, which one is their favorite?

NO HE IS NOT. He does likes the Goosebumps series tho

🎉 - Do you enjoy going to Halloween parties together?

I've never been to one, but I'd love to go with the Green Dolphin gang!!! Zomburger party sounds cool too

🥸 - If you two had a costume contest, who would win?

It says "you two" so I'm choosing Anasui because I can with confidence say I would win. Every single time.

🐈‍⬛ - Would you dress them up in a silly costume? How would they react?

🥮 - If they're a species that can safely eat pumpkin, do they enjoy it?

I know Jacobo, Azumarill, and Goomy all love to dress up, and they do so every year!

Azumarill does not, but Goomy sure does! I'm sure Rider on the Storm does as well!

[zombie-snape]

A little fic of Aziraphale going ham for Christmas:

In the early hours of November 1st, after spending a wonderfully dastardly night tricking and tempting all those out celebrating Halloween, Crowley was quite determined to sleep away the entirety of November the 1st. Halloween, naturally, was his favorite holiday. He loved the idea of masking one’s identity in order to demand sweets from others. Not to mention the lustiness of slutty costumes. It was a night ripe for tempting. Although, he did less tempting this year than years prior. It was the first Halloween after the Not-Apocalypse and he didn’t have a quota to fill. He had convinced Aziraphale to dress up with him. Aziraphale has dressed in a lovely Victorian ball gown (it was authentic, of course, Aziraphale pulled it from his own closet). Crowley had dressed as a devilishly handsome vampire. It was one of the few nights he went without his glasses because people would assume his eyes were contacts. After a bit of tricking and handing out candy, Crowley had gotten distracted trying to work his way under Aziraphale plentiful skirt.

Crowley was vaguely aware that, as he slept, Aziraphale had slipped away and was moving about their cottage. Aziraphale rarely indulged in sleep despite his hedonistic tendencies.

Crowley was awoken by the smell of gingerbread and cinnamon in the early afternoon of November the 2nd. He rubbed groggily at his eyes and stumbled out of the bedroom into the living room.

He froze in the doorway, his eyes going wide. Every inch of the living room was covered in tinsel and warm yellow Christmas lights. There were snowflake cutouts adoring the windows, stockings with his and Aziraphale’s names hanging over the roaring fire, little snowmen and reindeer sitting on the mantelpiece. The only thing not decorated in the whole room sat in the corner, by the large windows that overlooked the sea, was the large, bare Christmas tree.

“Uh, Aziraphale?” Crowley called. He was trying to take in the Christmas store his home had been turned into.

Aziraphale appeared through the kitchen archway carrying a tray of expertly decorated gingerbread men. “Oh, you’re awake! I wasn’t sure if you were going to sleep the whole week away.” He set the tray down and walked over to give Crowley a peck on the cheek.

“I see you’ve been busy,” Crowley arched an eyebrow at him.

Aziraphale smiled but blushed a little, “I decided to get a jump on decorating. Though, perhaps I went a bit overboard?”

“Maybe.” Crowley remarked. “I’ve never seen you decorate for Christmas before.”

“I tried not to remind the bookshop customers of the holiday season, least they get the idea to purchase a gift.” Aziraphale said. “Though, I would set up a little tree in the apartment upstairs. I have always loved the idea of decorating ones home for the holidays.”

“I suppose Christmas is a proper holiday to celebrate as an angel, what with it being the birthday of the Son of God.” Crowley said.

“You and I both know Jesus was not born on the 25th of December. I like Christmas because of the food and the joy it brings everyone.” He paused a moment, “I thought you would like it too, it is very pagan.”

Crowley nodded in agreement, “and it was always a good time of year to cause tension within families.” He grinned impishly. “But why haven’t you done the tree? Haven’t got to it yet?”

Aziraphale blushed again, “well, it is tradition to decorate the tree with one’s family. I’ve been waiting for you to wake up.”

Crowley blinked then felt his ears burn as Azirpahale’s words sank in. He knew that he and Aziraphale had been best friends for centuries (despite the angel’s occasional protests) and that they were now lovers but Aziraphale thought of him as his family? Crowley could feel a lump building in his throat and blinked quickly to try and get rid of any extra wetness. He’d never thought he’d ever have a family. It seemed like only humans could have families.

“Crowley?” Aziraphale asked worriedly, pulling Crowley out of his thoughts.

“Huh? Yeah, angel?” Crowley turned.

“Did I say something wrong?” Aziraphale asked.

Crowley quickly shook his head, “no, no. Everything’s fine. Let’s decorate this tree.”

Of course Aziraphale was his family. And he was Aziraphale’s family too.

~

Thanks for reading! If you have a Good Omens prompt, send it my way!

Kofi

[crowleyisms]

Take a chance and roll the dice Ride with the moon in the dead of night!

I have no idea if tumblr is going to flag this or not but I’m also going to take a chance and roll the dice with this. But I was bound and determined to get this done before Halloween.

Though here we are! I loved @gingerhaole‘s Slutty Witch Crowley DTIYS and this was my original idea I was going for. Based off of one of my favorite vintage Halloween Witch pinups I thought it would be perfect for our favorite demon. I had a lot of fun doing this and then playing with the colors. I absolute am in love with these gouache brushes that I have in Clip Studio Paint and I plan to do more paintings like this in the future. I’m very happy with how he came out.

I couldn’t help but share two versions because I like him both with and without the see-through blouse.

I also did a Good Omtoons version earlier for giggles because I couldn’t help myself as I worked on this piece on and off throughout the month.

[marril96]

The Distance Between Us

Chapter 9: Witch’s Familiar

Pairing: Rowena x reader

Summary: The time for the Halloween dance has come.

Editor: @cherrypierowena

You loved Halloween, you really did, but your idea of it was more sitting in front of the computer as the latest horror movie played on screen than a dance full of people you couldn't stand clad in cheap costumes and getting blackout drunk.

Yet here you were. At school. At seven PM. Dressed up as a cat; furry suit, fuzzy ears, and fluffy tail, all black as night.

You looked ridiculous.

No more ridiculous than the girls dressed as slutty nurses, but still ridiculous.

Your friends begged to differ, but then, they looked no better than you so it wasn't like they had any place to comment.

Sam and Dean had showed up in plaid shirts, worn jeans, and brown boots. Basically their everyday attire, but they claimed to be monster hunters. They carried ridiculous looking plastic knives (which still earned them odd looks from teachers at the entrance, one of whom had demanded to inspect said "weapons" despite their quite obvious fakeness) and had painted on some scars and tattoos on their arms. Dean had given himself a scar over his entire face, stretching from the right side of his forehead to his left cheek. Claimed it made him look more badass. Which was actually, strangely, true.

Castiel was an angel, dressed in all white (including the trench coat). He'd stuck a fluffy halo atop his head, and had on a pair of wings, big and feathery. You were tempted to rip out a feather or two. His glare at having seen right through you stopped you in your tracks.

Meg was clad in black leather from head to toe. Her eyes were full black, courtesy of contacts, and she had on wings that looked identical to Castiel's, only his were white while hers were ink black.

And Crowley…

Crowley had on a suit, one that almost looked tailored specifically to him. A crown was perched on his head, black with blood-red crystals. He wore red contacts, making his eyes look like menacing rubies.

"Lemme guess," you'd said the first thing you saw him. "A demon."

He'd looked at you with such offense, as if you'd just insulted his mother. Throwing a quick glance Meg's way, he'd made a face and told you, "King of Hell."

Because of course he was.

What else would he be?

Stupid you.

You didn't exactly have many ideas for your costume. Dressing up wasn't your thing, especially when it came to school-related events.

Browsing the local costume shop, nothing stood out to you as special, as you. You were there more as a courtesy. You weren't even sure if you would show up to the dance.

Then you remembered Rowena. Remembered her smile, so happy, so bright, as she showed you her dress.

You had to see her in that dress.

You didn't know why. Didn't understand the euphoria that went through you at the image of her clad in it, of the fabric hugging every curve of her body.

That was when it occurred to you that you could be a cat. A black one.

Witch's familiar.

You wondered if she would get the reference. If anyone would, for that matter.

It was silly, really, but oh, well. It was a school dance, not a castle gala. Silliness was basically law.

"Drink?" Crowley asked. He looked around to make sure the coast was clear, then pulled a flask out of his inner pocket and took a big swig.

Whiskey most likely.

You made a face. "No, thanks."

He shrugged. "More for me."

He took another swig. Then another.

Nice.

The dance had just started, and he'd already started working on getting drunk.

"Easy there, your majesty. Leave some for later."

With a sly smirk, he opened up his suit jacket, revealing three more flasks neatly stashed in each pocket. "A king always comes prepared."

Of course he did.

"I'm not driving you home because of your preparations," you threatened.

He held his hands up in a placating manner.

"And I'm not helping you walk. You're not drooling on my shoulder. Again."

One time, a few months ago, was more than enough.

"Thanks for the warning, love, but I can handle my liquor," he said in a modest tone that was faker than his title.

You laughed out loud, right in his face.

"What's up?" Sam asked, breaking through the crowd of costumed bodies with Dean in tow. Both held plastic cups filled to the brim with foamy amber liquid that didn't look like juice.

"Crowley's a drunk," you said. Before the king could utter a response (which earned you a middle finger from him instead), you asked, "Where'd you get that?"

"Some seniors snuck in a six pack," Dean said with a shit-eating grin. He took a sip of his beer, then another before finally downing half a cup.

Beer. One of Dean Winchester's weaknesses, right alongside hot chicks, porn, pie, and Jack Daniel's.

You stared at him like a deer caught in headlights. How did one sneak in a six pack?

You decided you didn't want to know.

They were seniors. It was explanation enough. Just like that time Garth Fitzgerald did something that got the entire school evacuated and guys in hazmat suits called in. How? It didn't matter. All that was known was that whatever he'd done occurred in the chem lab and it was an honest to god accident.

It had happened, and everyone had gotten a day off.

And tonight, everyone who wanted would get to party properly.

Crowley opened up his jacket again, flashing the goodies right in the Winchesters' faces. "Amateurs."

Dean's face lit up. "Crowley, my man!"

Crowley held up a hand. "No."

"Come on."

"You get nothing."

"Don't be a dick."

"I'm proud of the title."

He looked it.

"I'll pay you," Dean said.

Crowley raised an eyebrow. "How much?"

The elder Winchester peeked into his wallet. "I got two bucks."

Crowley looked offended. A flicker of amusement flashed over his face. "Generous, but no."

"You're an ass!" Dean whined.

Crowley sighed. "Need I remind you what happened last time?"

Dean, drunk out of his ass, had stolen and then drank his entire stash. And had gotten so sick he'd almost ended up at the ER.

Crowley knew better than to let his guard down around him. Fool him once and all that.

"I was wasted back then," Dean said.

"And you'll be wasted this time. Not on my account." Crowley shooed at him as if he were a pesky stray. "Off you go."

Dean did, in fact, go away, became one with the crowd, but not before holding up a middle finger.

"Charming," Crowley quipped with a smirk.

"You guys should just fuck and get it over with," you teased.

You knew Crowley would happily take that option. He never said anything, but you could tell he was attracted to Dean. And Sam. And Castiel. Maybe even Meg and you.

Crowley was attracted to everyone. Flirted with everyone. And, if given the chance, slept with everyone.

You still loved him to bits, but only as a friend. He was attractive, and funny, and could be sweet when he wanted to, but he was your friend. That was what you loved him as. Nothing more and nothing less.

"I'm in if he's in," Crowley said suggestively.

You laughed. If he were a girl, it most likely would have happened yet.

Sam, through a laugh, said, "I'm gonna go find Eileen. See if she wants to dance."

Eileen Leahy was a cute and sweet Sophomore girl Sam sometimes saw in the library. They would make an adorable couple.

"Leaves just you and me," Crowley said, cocking up a teasing eyebrow. "Up for a dance?"

"I can't dance," you pointed out.

"You can stand and watch me dance."

An offer you couldn't refuse. "Sure."

It wasn't like you had anything better to do.

Grabbing your hand, he dragged you into the crowd. People were drinking. Dancing. Moving and swaying to the rhythm of the loud, deafening music blasting through the speakers. So many different costumes surrounded you; some good, some terrible, but, despite the quality of their attire, everyone seemed to be having an amazing time.

Without warning, Crowley took your hands into his and started dancing. He was a great dancer. A rather sophisticated one. He moved just the right way. No mistakes, no slip ups. Just good, old-fashioned dancing.

What the hell.

If he could do it, if all these other kids could do it, so could you.

Talent didn't matter.

It was all about enjoyment.

You let Crowley spin you around. Let him pull you in and out. You were stiff, more robot than human, but you moved alongside him, copied everything he did to the best of your — rather limited — ability.

No one paid attention.

No one pointed and laughed.

Everyone was lost in their own joy.

"Where did you learn how to dance?" you asked, shouting to be heard over the music.

"Dance school," Crowley said.

Seriously?

He didn't seem like the type.

But then, it was Crowley. Everything was possible.

"What?" he asked defensively.

"You don't look like the type to go to an extra school."

Or school in general.

"Mother signed me up," he said, shrugging. "Quit when I was ten. Seemed like a waste of time."

Now that was more like him.

You chuckled.

"Still got the moves."

"They're great moves," you said.

He spun you around again.

Right into someone's back.

Shit!

"I'm so sorry," you said.

The person you'd crashed into whipped around, pissed to high heavens.

Then your eyes met and all anger vanished in a blink, replaced by surprise. A quite welcome one.

"Y/N?"

"Rowena," you breathed out.

It took everything in you to regain your composure. She was gorgeous. Stunning. Mesmerizing. The sparkly black dress fit her perfectly, hugged her every curve as if molded on her body. Her nails were painted black, and she wore a pointy hat adorned with spider web patterns.

Dear god!

She was the most beautiful witch you'd ever seen.

"I didn't think you'd come," she said, flashing a bright smile.

Neither did you.

"Thought I'd have some fun, after all the math," you said.

She gave a small laugh.

"How's that going for you?"

"Good. When I'm not crashing into people."

"Och, it was nothing."

Right.

That was why she wanted to rip your head off — until she noticed it was you.

Did that mean you weren't on her shit list anymore? That her mean girl persona didn't apply to you?

What a privilege.

Rowena narrowed her eyes at her brother. "Fergus."

"Sister," he retorted in a rather uninterested tone.

Such sibling love.

"It's so nice to see you guys," Lucifer said cheerfully.

He was dressed in all red, with red contacts and horns stuck atop his head.

The devil.

Fitting.

You flinched, having not noticed him. You were too distracted by the beautiful witch to notice the garbage that came with the package.

Rowena may have become nicer to you, but that didn't make her choice of boyfriends any less disgusting.

"The feeling's not mutual," you said, then turned to Crowley. "Come on, I wanna get something to drink."

"You're leaving?" The devil pouted. "What did I do?"

"You exist," you replied.

He dramatically slammed a hand over his heart. "Ouch. That hurt my feelings."

Good, you thought. Fucking awesome!

Rowena gave you a polite smile on your way back. A tad… apologetic.

No.

You were seeing things.

She loved that asshole and, despite the recent change in your relationship, hated you.

And, for some strange reason you couldn't put your finger on, it made your heart feel like it was being picked apart by dull knives.

*****

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[ivory-line]

everyone drawing crowley in slutty halloween gear is extremely valid and i love you all