#i love scud

[dixons-sunshine]

Sooo I've been rewatching Blade 2 for these past few days (yes, every day for the last four days I've rewatched the same movie.) and I'm in the mood to write for our Scuddy boy. Soo, pretty please send in requests for him! Smut, fluff, you name it!

[normanhypegirl]

other men can stfu 🤫

[norman-fucking-reedus]

Scud knows the second you find out he took your dildo that he’s in so much trouble, he can almost see the burning look in your eyes but that doesn’t matter now. What matters now is that he has it, and he’s alone. He made sure that the walkie was one hundred percent off, cause god forbid everyone on the channel hear him not doing his assignment.

It always made Scud feel so flithy whenever he started to undo his pants, dropping them down around his ankles. At first he couldn’t get the thing to stick, maybe not because it was a fabric fucking chair, so he huffed. There was a half crush box in the corner, Scud snatching it up and ripping it open, placing it flat on the seat. This time, the dildo stuck, and Scud squeezed a shit ton of lube out. You’d be mad about that too, but that didn’t even matter, not with the way Scud easily slipped down the entire cock without even trying, gripping the small table in front of him for balance.

It was the deepest he had ever had a dick inside him, so deep Scud swore that part of it was in his stomach. He lifted himself up and slid back down, little to no resistance anywhere. Scud didn’t waste any time before he was already loudly groaning and shaking the van, bouncing quickly as each thrust hit a sensitive nerve he didn’t even know was there. He grips the edge of the table tightly with one hand, the other wrapping around his tender cock and tearing a cry from his throat, squeezing around his leaky tip.

He could hear your voice in his head, scoffing at him and looking down on him for being such a “dirty little fucking whore.” Oh he wanted to hear your voice so badly, whimpering as he quickened his pace, wet slapping sounding in the small van from where Scud almost dripped lube from his ass, rolling down and smearing across his nuts. He could imagine the way you point it out to him, asking “can you hear how fucking wet you are for me? so eager and ready for me?” God yes, he could hear all of it, almost downright taste it.

His orgasm was burning hot in his gut, and all he could think about was how fucking amazing he felt. He knows better then to go behind your back, and it makes him feel like such a slut when he thinks about how much that just turns him on. His hand speeds up as he continues to jerk himself, whining and stuttering out curses as each jabs to his insides combined with the harsh stroke of his hand, Scud absolutely falls apart. “Fuuck! Oh God yes- fuck, fucking fuck me” He sobs, hips sputtering as he cums everywhere, head thrown back and stull feverishly moving his hand, sloppily bouncing on the dildo.

His ears were ringing, his chest expanded with every heavy pant, and his legs trembled from where they had been totally overworked, thigh muscles tense and straining. Scud almost passed out in the chair, his entire body going limp after a blinding orgasm.

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yes I am very obsessed with Scud yes I did change my blog theme to him and so what he’s my perfect innocent little baby boy he wouldn’t even hurt a fly hes scared of them he would never and could never do any type of wrong in his whole life he’s just my little sassy stoner whatever he’s being accused of I can 1000% guarantee you that he had literally nothing to do with it your honor he wasnt even there

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[dix0nvix3n]

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Piercings Scud Would Look Good With:

If Scud were to have piercings I feel like he’d get helixes on each ear, a barbell on his tongue, a ring for his belly button, a frenum, and a lorum.

For the helixes, I kind of just said fuck it cause I love helix rings so much and thought he’d look good with them.

I can imagine Scud in the late 90’s seeing other people with piercings and he always thought they were hot so it was about time he got some for himself.

He’d walked into a piercing shop planning on only getting one piercing but once he felt the adrenaline rush and the joy of looking at himself in the mirror the piercer handed him he decided to get another one that day.

Once the helix studs heal he’d immediately switch to rings because he prefers the look of them more. He also prefers silver/titanium jewelry so all of his jewelry is titanium.

For his tongue piercing, to be honest, I feel like he had a blowjob in a one-night stand with a girl who had a tongue piercing herself and the added pleasure it brought him was crazy, he instantly thought about eating a girl out with a tongue piercing of his own.

Like, his oral skills are already crazy now add on a tongue piercing…. ‼️‼️

I think he got his belly button piercing after Blade saved him and his scars healed. I feel like Scud had always been confident about his looks but his scars bothered him a bit until he brought himself into a new perspective of thinking about how he looks like a movie character with badass-looking scars. He got his belly button piercing at a time when he wasn’t feeling as confident and the piercing brought back so much confidence.

Of course he has dick piercings.

In my opinion he’d have a frenum and a lorum.

Y’all can look up the images of those under your own discretion.

To have the frenum you have to be cut. (And I think he’s circumcised. Tbh I think every one of Norman’s characters is circumcised just cause that’s what I prefer to think about if I have dick headcanons.)

A frenum is pierced behind the glans, just beneath the shaft horizontally, or in many horizontal rows at the bottom of the shaft, when they are put in rows it is then considered a Frenum or Jacob’s Ladder. The frenum would be his first dick piercing and I feel like he may potentially go for a Jacob’s Ladder.

Then lastly he’d have his lorum.

A lorum is pierced on the underside of the penis where the base of the shaft meets the scrotum, horizontally or vertically.

Also, jesus christ, he was so horny when he was finally able to jerk off after his dick piercings reached the healing point of being able to. The minimum wait time is 4 weeks but he should really wait longer. He obviously went with the minimum.

Besides these, he may have various other ear piercings I just can’t think about specifically what!

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[morbidmorbid]

i’ve been avoiding tumblr for years because i never understood it like it was such rocket science for me, but my unhealthy brain-eating obsession with daryl dixon has forced my brain to rewire itself into understanding this god forsaken platform. that filthy man has done some irreversible damage to me i am not who i was before twd

[wulfums]

"Whenever I tell anyone about my trauma, they always go "Oh youre SO strong!' Sometimes I don't want to have to be strong. What if I want someone else to be strong and protect me instead?"

"Well, you don't have to be the strong one right now, I'm here <:]"

[shrimpyfellow]

I miss scangrade..

[raisinushigher]

am i the only one who has a feeling that scudworth being able to clone the students like right the same age and brains and everything might be important later . like ik the show’s whole thing is throwing dumb unimportant stuff in your face and that’s like a big part of the comedy with it but i feel like they didn’t reveal that he can do that and make that clear for no reason

[wandapinkay]

OK so I watched the first episode of the new Clone High I don't understand the initial fuss about it, it was hilarious I'm sure it's because I have shitty humor and laugh at everything but that's beside the point

[landwriter]

i love you , valley mist

[scud-lover-4000]

Made some Scud icons.

[rottenvampyr]

[normanhypegirl]

i cannot do this anymore! he's so cute and for what!!💗💗💗😭

[norman-fucking-reedus]

scud is my sweetie angelboy and i miss his cute petite boy body and his pretty little face

[dix0nvix3n]

I need Daryl and Scud to both hug me so tight that they crush all my bones but fix my heart :')

Oh god same. This made me think about what their hugs/ cuddling with them is like. Scud is the type to be very clingy when hugging you/ is very fidgety. Scud would constantly be playing with your hair and drawing patterns on your skin and the moment you try to pull away, he's pulling you back. Hugging and cuddling ends on his terms. Daryl doesn't outwardly show that clinginess as much as Scud (even though he is inwardly that clingy teehee) but he still does the mindless shapes and playing with your hair but he usually just wants to keep his arms as tight around you as possible, he loves being that protector for you, he loves that you feel safe in his arms. Both of them run like furnaces though, really good for when you're cold but if you're burning up and they're asleep holding you they both have a strong grip so it seems like you just have to suffer the rest of the night ehejhejeh! Also, they both have hands of hard work in very different ways but I just think their hands would feel so nice rubbing up and down your back.

[starlitshoals]

anotha one >:3c didn't know if you'd be ok with this bein on your main blog so I'm sending it here yippeee

OOOH MY FUCKING GOD FOOL!!!!!