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[hearts4hughes]

idk if anyone cares, but i updated my navigation post! it was so boring before and now i made it all pretty 😚😚😚

[starchild--27]

i love my hair rn so i can't pull the whole dying-my-hair-to-feel-sth-again-thing :/

[jimsbeetroot]

I don't think your still active but if you do decide to start writing on this blog again I have a request :)

Joey Jordison x plus-sized reader smut :3

Reader is feeling insecure of their body and Joey shows them just how beautiful he thinks they are<3

𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 ♱ 𝐣𝐨𝐞𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧

i love this request! hope you will enjoy what I've tried to come up with!

words; 1.826

smut!

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You sat huddled together on your bedroom floor, mirror in front of you, sobbing silently at the sight before you.

Your insecurities stood out to you like a neon sign in the dark. For two hours, you'd sat in front of that mirror. You'd torn every little flaw apart as if you were on a mission to stomp yourself into a depression. You didn't do it on purpose. It was an unintentional ritual that had become a bad habit over the last months.

You'd avoided mirrors because there was always something for you to comment on. You were, quite literally, your own biggest hater. There hadn't been much reaction from the press, but whenever you saw magazine covers of you and Joey, you felt a bit nauseous. You hated the way you towered over him. Not only were you taller than Joey, but you were quite a bit wider than him.

Joey had never cared. He found you beautiful, and he always reminded you of that. He loved your body, but no matter how many times he told you, it was never enough.

It had gotten so bad that you'd quit enjoying having sex with Joey. Not because of him, because he was great, but it was bad enough being naked in your own company, but in front of him- you felt embarrassed.

That added another layer of shame to your already existing ones. 

What if he thought you hated him? He must've realised something was up.

Just as you had grabbed a flap of fat from your belly, pulling it out and shuddering at the sight of the stretch marks on your thighs, you heard the door open.

Joey had been at rehearsals all day and had returned. You found yourself rushing around the bedroom, throwing on some clothes to wear before Joey reached the bedroom.

You wiped your eyes from any tears and looked in the mirror. Your eyes were bloodshot. Joey would spot that in a heartbeat.

"Hey, babe! I'm back!" Joey yelled out from downstairs.

You didn't respond, too busy throwing some powder in your face to conceal your red-flushed nose- and cheeks.

"Babe?" Joey yelled out as he walked up the stairs. "I-I'm in the bedroom!" You responded, taking a deep breath and posed in the most natural position, destined to hide your whole shebang-show from him. He wouldn't understand.

Joey opened the door and smiled when his eyes met yours. "Hey babe," he grinned, approaching you as you sat on the bed but stopped when he sensed something was off.

He looked around, quickly pointing out the only thing you hadn't thought of: the mirror.

You'd taken the bathroom mirror and placed it on the bedroom floor. "Redecorating in here?" Joey grinned and kissed your lips, hand on your cheek, his fingers grazing your earlobe slightly.

"Yeah," you laughed, but it came out terribly. Joey jerked his head back, staring into your soul as if he was scanning you. He narrowed his eyes slightly. "Have you been crying?" He asked.

The question provoked a slight lip quiver, but you held it all in, shaking your head and smiling. "No," you said and grabbed his hand. "How was rehearsal? Did you play any of the new so-"

"You're lying to me."

Joey cut you off, and you huffed in response.

He could see right through you. And you were a terrible liar.

"I'm not lying," you scoffed, releasing Joey's hand.

"I'm not dumb, Y/N. Don't think I haven't noticed your behaviour lately," Joey stated. You stared, not in the mood to have the lengthy conversation with Joey in which you explained all of your insecurities, and he denied them.

"I've just been on my period," you shrugged. Joey tilted his head and shook it slightly. "I didn't know you could have your period for three weeks straight. Maybe you should see a doctor about that," Joey suggested sarcastically.

Perhaps you'd used that excuse one too many times lately.

"Listen, don't treat me like I'm dumb. We haven't had sex for over a month," Joey mentioned. 

That was the least of your concerns at that moment.

"That's all you care about?"

Don't know why you said that, though.

"Of course, it's not, Y/N. I care that you haven't told me what's going on when something is," Joey pointed out and removed his leather jacket. He sat down next to you and grabbed your hand, rubbing it softly.

"What's going on?" He asked.

You lifted your head and looked at Joey with a defeated face.

"I can't stand the way I look, Joey. I mean, I'm so much bigger than you, and I've tried to lose the weight, but I keep failing."

You fumbled with your thumbs as a tear rolled down your cheek. 

"Look at me," Joey said and lifted your face, your eyes meeting his.

"You're more than I could ever wish for. You've given me so much, Y/N. I wish you could see what I see. What everyone sees."

Joey wiped a tear away from your cheek and wrapped an arm around your shoulders, hugging you tightly into his side.

"Why can't you see how beautiful you are?" Joey hummed into your neck, kissing it softly.

You closed your eyes, forgetting your troubles for now as Joey drew circles on your back, your body falling into a relaxed state.

"Why can't you see how amazing you are?" Joey asked, placing another kiss on your neck. You turned your body towards him, slightly humming as Joey massaged your hair, kissing your lips.

"Why can't you see how much I fucking love you?" Joey asked against your lips, leaning in for another kiss. He didn't hold back this time, and you didn't mind.

Your hands fumbled his black locks as you both leaned back in the bed in unison, lips still attached.

Joey's hand went underneath your shirt and groped your breast, a small moan escaping your lips.

Detaching his lips from yours, Joey made his way to your neck, leaving marks as he trailed down to your buttoned jeans.

You looked down at him, propped on your elbows and watched as he unbuttoned your jeans, eyes staring hungrily into yours.

He pulled off the jeans and kissed your inner thigh, leaving small spots of saliva on his way to your soaked cunt.

Your breathing got heavier, and your heart pace quickened as Joey rubbed your panty-covered cunt. The wetness had soaked through the cotton fabric, leaving a big wet spot in your grey underwear.

You moaned hoarsely and shivered with excitement when Joey slid your panties off, throwing them somewhere in the room.

He blew softly on your sensitive cunt and smirked when you shivered at the sensation.

A yelp left your mouth when he slid his index finger into you, the unexpected penetration startling you, but your eyes rolled to the back of your head when Joey's tongue made contact with your clit.

Your fists curled, and Joey had a tight hold on your thighs, keeping your legs open as you wiggled around in the bed, trying to endure the pleasure.

You weren't sure how to act. After all, it had been a while since you'd felt this good. Joey was enjoying the sight of you as you squirmed around the bed, mouth open and eyes closed, moaning loudly and freely.

"You're so beautiful, babe," Joey whispered against your cunt as he continued to run his tongue in a circular motion, focusing on overwhelming your clit as much as possible while at the same time adding another finger.

You shrieked as Joey drilled his fingers into you, quietly begging for him, his name flying from your mouth repeatedly.

"Fuck, Joey," you managed to choke out. "I'm coming," you whimpered, grabbing a hold of his hair, and preparing yourself for your climax.

"Cum for me, baby," Joey whispered and sped up his movements.

Shrieking and quivering, you released a cry of pleasure as it washed over you, leaving you shaking. Your back was arched, your whole body fully tensed.

You took a few deep breaths trying to collect yourself after your high.

"Fuck, you're beautiful."

Joey travelled from your cunt, up to your lips, where he placed a passionate kiss, your juices still on his lips.

Your hand travelled down to his pants, straddling his hard cock over his jeans.

Joey moaned but removed your hand. "Let me, please. You deserve to know," he hummed and grabbed the hem of your T-shirt, swiftly pulling the fabric over your head, leaving you fully exposed.

Your hands went to cover your bare upper body, but only a short moment went by before Joey removed them, holding them above your head. "Don't you dare," he whispered and kissed your lips. The kiss was short as Joey raced up and removed his black jeans and a black T-shirt.

He leaned over you again, attaching his lips to yours once again, his naked body propped on top of yours as he positioned his cock at your entrance.

He propped his elbows on either side of your face, kissing your forehead softly and smiling down at you before pushing himself fully into your cunt, releasing a loud moan as fully penetrated you.

"F-Fuck!" Joey hissed and threw his head back, his thrusts growing faster and more energetic.

Your eyes were closed, legs tightly wrapped around Joey's torso as your nails left marks on his back.

Joey had the stamina of a racehorse, not once slowing down his thrusts. Your thoughts weren't quite clear, but you found yourself wondering; how one earth could he keep going?

 A single tear escaped from the corner of your eye, your hands clasping at Joey's shoulders.

"Look at me," Joey whispered into your ear, hands resting on the top of your head, allowing him to thrust as deeply as possible.

You could barely hear him, too busy enjoying the sensation of his cock plunging into you.

"Y/N, look at me," he whispered again, his voice making you tremble even stronger. You were close to reaching a second high, and so was Joey.

You opened your eyes and looked into his blue eyes. Your eyebrows furrowed and your mouth opened, lips brushing his as you moaned into his eyes.

"I-I'm gonna come ag-" you tried to blur out, your sentence interrupted once again by a wave of pleasure. You cried out and hid your face in the crook of his neck as he did the same, holding you as close as possible, letting you enjoy your climax. He followed closely after you, as the sensation of your cunt closing around his member pushed him over the edge.

He groaned into your ear, delievering a few final powerful, deep thrusts before releasing a final groan, falling into your embrace.

Your arms curled around him, and you held him in your arms.

You felt loved, and you felt beautiful. 

Joey made you feel those things.

[instarsandcrime]

Okay SO. Apparently this blog can be used as more than 'oh log work to improve writing' as people seem to enjoy my fics! So I thought I'd do a little redecorating and re-filing. Here is a list of everything I've made so far! Just to help you navigate! Enjoy!

Finished Works:

Someone Worth Falling For - Sick!Lu/ci/fer x Caretaker!Li/lith

Feathers On A Hearth (1/2) - Sick!Hu/sk x Caretaker!An/gel/Du/st

Ambrosia To Go (2/2) - Sick!An/gel/Du/st x Caretaker!Hu/sk

Angels (Don't) Make Mistakes - Allergic!Lu/ci/fer x Worried!Li/lith

A Fresh Start - Sick!Lu/ci/fer + Worried!Char/lie

Pride Is A Fickle Thing - Sick!A/la/stor +/x Sick!Lu/ci/fer

Worried Sick - Sick!Lu/ci/fer x Worried!Li/lith

Tuned Out - Sick!Lu/ci/fer +/x Jerk!A/la/stor + Worried!Char/lie (tw: intrusive thoughts, vague thoughts of self-harm)

Big Changes, Small Comforts - Sick!Lu/ci/fer x Caretaker!Li/lith

A Lesson Learned - Allergic!Lu/ci/fer + Worried!Char/lie (tw: religious trauma/guilt)

Overworked and Under-Managed - Sick!Lu/ci/fer +/x Caretaker!A/la/stor

Finished Requests:

Misery Loves Company - Sick!A/la/stor + Caretaker!/Char/lie

Returning the Favor (1/4) - Sick!Hu/sk + Caretaker!Char/lie + Caretaker!Va/gg/ie

Returning the Favor (2/4) - Sick!Hu/sk + Caretaker!Jerk!A/la/stor + Lu/ci/fer

Returning the Favor (3/4) - Sick!Hu/sk x Caretaker!An/gel/Du/st

Returning the Favor (4/4) - Sick!Char/lie + Caretaker!Hu/sk

A Divine Comedy of Errors - Sick!Seraphim!Lu/ci/fer x Worried!A/la/stor (cw: mess)

Under the Weather (1/2) - Sick!A/la/stor +/x Caretaker!Vo/x

Over the Radiowaves (2/2) - Sick!Vo/x x Caretaker!A/la/stor (cw: mess)

Finished Art:

Rubber Ducky, I'm Awfully Proud of You! - Sick!Lu/ci/fer + Caretaker!Char/lie x Va/gg/ie

All Eyes On You (1/3) - Sick!Lu/ci/fer + Jerk!A/la/stor

All Eyes On You (2/3) - Sick!Lu/ci/fer + Jerk!A/la/stor

All Eyes On You (3/3 + Extra) - Sick!Lu/ci/fer + Jerk!A/la/stor + Caretaker!Ch/ar/lie

Someone take him home please the curtains are on fire - Sick!Lu/ci/fer

Metaphysical Flu - Sick!Lu/ci/fer x Minor Li/lith

Technical Difficulties - Sick!Lu/ci/fer + Jerk!A/la/stor

[multifandom-worlds]

An Office Redecoration

Genre: Pure fluff, baby!

Word Count: 1.4k

Warnings: N/A

Author's note: I almost didn't finish this in time for Victor's birthday, but I did! A little self-indulgent fic for my first muse's birthday. Happy Birthday, Victor! Tagging: @darlingdummycassandra/@darling-dummy-blogs, @otome-and-fanfiction

It takes a lot of convincing for Victor to attend a lunch meeting; it took even more to convince him to participate in a lunch meeting on his birthday, no less. Reluctantly, Victor agreed, leaving his office empty for 3 hours—just enough time for Nicole to come in and redecorate for his birthday. Something she enjoyed doing every time this particular day came around. 

Before they got together, Victor rarely celebrated his birthday - it was just another day to him, nothing special about getting older. Now, she makes it a point to make a big deal about it, to celebrate him and show him that he is worthy of celebrating the day. Today, she planned to decorate his office when he returns, complete with a red velvet cake she baked herself and presents - some homemade, most bought. 

She was on her way to his office when she saw him coming out of the elevator. “Hey you, where are you off to?” 

Victor faintly smiles, quite happy to see her, before walking over to her and kissing her gently. “I have a meeting I need to attend, which unfortunately means we’re going to have to reschedule our lunch, sweetheart. I’m sorry.” 

Nicole frowns, pretending as if she didn’t already know. “Oh no, that’s okay, my love. We can just have a dinner date when you've finished work. You should get going, can’t have Mr. Punctual running late.” 

Victor lets out a chuckle before he gives her one last peck on the cheek before he heads out the main doors, leaving her alone. She texts her friends Violet and Cassie that the coast is clear and to come on in with the rest of the belongings. Nicole hops into the elevator, intending to meet her friends in his office. Also, because she has a key, she can unlock it.

Cassie and Violet get up to his office after 5 minutes, decorations and presents in hand, ready to transform his borning, minimalist office into a colourscape of decorations. Placing everything in a giant pile on his desk, the three girls set to work, Nicole decorating his desk, Violet standing on the couch to hang streamers from the ceiling, and Cassie ensuring the table was set up and organized with the gifts and cake. They talked, laughed, and often wasted time, making a task that should have only taken them 2 hours at most take them over 3 hours. 

The sound of Victor clearing his throat caused the girls to jump. The 3 of them turn and look at him sheepishly, waiting for the verbal whipping they are about to receive. “And what do you 3 think you are doing?”

“It was Nik’s idea! I swear!” Cassie says, quickly hiding behind Nicole while Violet tries to sneak out behind Victor while he is distracted. “She wanted to do something special! She paid me to do it!” 

“Thanks for throwing me under the bus, woman!” Nicole chuckles, walking over to her husband and placing a hand on his chest. “I wanted to do something special for your birthday; Vi and Cassie were more than willing to lend a hand and help me celebrate you. They even got you a few things. Let them all easy; it was my idea.” 

“Yeah! Listen to your wife! Let us off easy, or I’m taking my gift back!” Violet says from the door. Victor turns to her, levelling her with his gaze. She squeaks before dashing out of the room, Cassie hot on her heels. “Love you, Nikki! If you’re still alive, text me later!” Violet calls from down the hall.

Nicole rolls her eyes before looking back at Victor, getting a read of him. “They really are innocent; this whole thing was my idea, love. Including the lunch meeting, I’m sorry, I just wanted to surprise you.”

Victor scans the room, looking at the carefully made decorations, the photos of them together lining his desk, and the 35 gifts all placed on the table and floor in the corner. “You didn’t have to do this for me, darling.” He says, regarding her again with a soft look in his eyes. She always found a way to make him feel loved. 

“Both Cassie and Violet got you a couple of things, too, as a thank you for everything you’ve done for them. Although they never asked me, so lord only knows what they gave you.” Nicole laughs before walking over to the table and pouring Victor a drink. “As annoying as they can be, they both love you.”

Victor follows her, taking the drink from her hand and looking at the wide assortment of gifts before him before picking up a small, unassuming bag. “Text them to come back; they helped you; they should be here to celebrate, too. Plus, I’m going to need someone to clean up with. I’m dealing with your ass.” He chuckles, taking a sip. 

It didn’t take long before Violet and Cassie were back in his office, drinks in their hand, sitting on the couch as Victor began opening his gifts, grabbing the same unassuming bag from before. “That looks like Violet’s handwriting.” he chuckles before opening it, seeing a lump of black fabric at the bottom. Further inspection reveals it's an apron that reads Mr. Good Looking is Cooking.

Victor looks at her as she fights the urge to contain her laughter. “You need to wear that the next time we are over for dinner! It’ll be so good!” 

Victor rolls his eyes before reaching for another gift, a small package with Cassie’s name on it. He opens it to see several regular, sophisticated-looking ties until he reaches the last one. Pulling it out, he holds up a tie adorned with several different cat faces. Cassie points to one particularly grumpy-looking cat, “Look! It’s Victor!” Cassie laughs before pointing out the other cats. “The cute fluffy little kitten is me; Violet is the orange cat, and Nikki is the sophisticated-looking cat!’ 

Victor glares at her while she smiles innocently. “This is why you’re the grumpy cat, Victor!” She whines, hiding behind Nicole. 

“You two are menaces, you know that?” Victor groans before letting out a small chuckle. They may be menaces, but he really did appreciate their gifts. He opens one of Nicole’s gifts next, hoping it isn’t something ridiculous but not putting it past her. “Tie clips and cuff links, thank you, my love.” Victor smiles, placing them down beside him. 

***

Hours pass, the cake devoured and all the gifts are unwrapped, save for 2 - a bottle of whisky from Cassie, more ties from Violet, as well as some Shiba Inu plushies from her as well. All 3 of them got him cooking-related items or something food-related. His wife gave him a subscription to a whisky club plus new whisky glasses to go with it, a new leather wallet, and a few more odds and ends. 

The two remaining gifts wait on the table as Victor and Nicole say goodbye to Violet and Cassie, shutting the door after they leave.  “Why did you want me to save those two for after they’re gone, darling?” Victor asks, walking her back to the couch and taking the two gifts off the table as he goes by. 

“Those two are quite special; I wanted to get your genuine reaction, not your measured ones with the others here.” She smiles, watching as he tears open the smaller of the two, revealing a silver and black Rolex Sky-Dweller watch. 

“Baby…this is beautiful. I love it so much. Thank you.” He says, pulling her in for a kiss. He breaks the kiss, resting his forehead against hers. “You’ve been so good to me this year, my love. I don’t know how to thank you.” 

“There’s still one more, darling. This is my favourite gift, actually.” She hands him the last gift, her hands trembling slightly with nervous anticipation. Victor carefully opens it, revealing a black leather-bound book. Opening the front cover, he’s greeted with the photo they took on their first date. Flipping through the pages, pictures of them together at events, photos from dates, and even a few of their wedding photos line the pages. 

Victor’s eyes well with tears, looking at the memories and sweet little notes and drawings she added. “I…don’t know what to say, my love. I think this is the best gift I have ever received. I love you so much it hurts. I don’t know what I did to deserve such a perfect wife, but you made my birthday so special. I am never going to forget this day. Thank you.”

[who-even-knows-0-0]

intro post finally haha

this has taken me way too long to build up the motivation to do but since im redecorating my entire blog i thought itd be appropriate

hi you can call me sydney [oscar is okay too but yeah] and i go by all pronouns :] [including it/its please please please :3] except she/her

questioning neo pronouns???

i am trans masc [ftm] and pansexual and i am also a furry, therian, age regressor and i have d.i.d [separate blogs tagged below]

silly statistics [???] shit:

current hyperfixation: the portal games

first post: feb 24th 2024

followers: 31

posts: 125

tags [consistent]: #the creature of creativity

what i will post on this account:

mostly just random shitposts or funny reblogs and stuff, sometimes art if i ever get round to it haha. basically any random thoughts that spew out of my head, through to this laptop and Here.

[i also do take art requests and if you ask me any non-offensive question i will love you forever /p]

specific things that i am interested in [maybe now including music]:

ultrakill

deltarune

the x files

lotf [lord of the flies]

the marauders

anne with an e

stand by me

wes anderson films

red dwarf

adventure time

scott pilgrim vs the world

the lost boys

labyrinth

what we do in the shadows

horrible histories/ghosts [just The Gang]

almost every alice oseman book

studio ghibli films

good omens

the breakfast club

donnie darko

bears in trees

james marriott

half life kind of

gravity falls

doctor who

life on mars [tv show]

will wood

beetlejuice

heathers

a date with death

portal 1 & 2

and probably a ton of other stuff i cant remember rn

other blogs i possess:

blog upkeep is poor rn due to us being busy

@the-honeybee-system - our blog for. well. all of us :D

@our-agere-blog - now in use!!!

@therians-of-the-system - not in use, cannot be deleted due to password failure, if can delete will delete if cannot then may be in use later on.

@the-beastie-in-your-village - not in use, cannot be deleted due to password failure, if can delete will delete if cannot then may be in use later on.

@something-definitely - freaky shit :3

@daily-jam-cat - jam cat. sometimes.

linksssss:

insta -

tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@oscartheoctopus11

pronouns page - https://en.pronouns.page/@who-even-knows

pinterest - https://pin.it/5YYU91FNB

pinterest side account - https://pin.it/2LNGsuV1n

guys i think thats it

i went through almost every app i have trying to gather information to make this post gang i have crawled into the deep dark depths of my pinterest account just for this

although i am tired and probably have missed out some stuff so i will be updating this frequently if needed :]

[murdercookies]

To whom it may concern (my mutuals),

Hello! My blog used to be called stevengrantstea but I have given my blog a slight redecoration because I am in love with Robert Montague Renfield (2023). (I still love Steven don’t worry guys, he’ll always be one of my many, MANY malewives)

Thank you :) <3

[1-800stargirlsims]

Meet the simmer 🌟

hiii i’m stargirl sims and this is my sim self!

I’ve been playing the sims 4 for 3 years now and I’ve always wanted to have a sims blog! I do not have a pc yet (i play the sims from my mac 😭) but I still want to share all the things i love about my game!! expect tons of lookbooks (i love fashion) and few builds (i don’t build i mainly redecorate other ppls builds) and some cute snippets of my sims and their lives! enjoy 🌟

[aaronbbqd]

(WICKED LOVE UPDATE)

—i have realized that- im not gonna get wicked love done this summer :((

Ive just had other things goin on- and ive been redecorating my room. So- around august i may not post as frequently, BUT WICKED LOVE IS STILL IN THE MIX, ILL BE WORKING ON IT- but, other things must take place, putting game dev on hold-

But, ill still be working on sprites !! (Among other artworks so i dont get burned out on one thing.) so- stay tuned :3

(THIS BLOG WONT BECOME DEAD !!)

[13urningstars]

"plots please!"

(Can be for a mix of blogs or whoever has your attention)

⤏ send me “plots please”

And i’ll respond with  3  (or more)  interesting  plots / relationships / connections  I can think of for our muses! OKAY SO THIS IS VERY LATE AND I APOLOGIZE varied dynamic ideas for a variety of blogs, all tagged appropriatly

DYNAMIC #1 : Gender @saffronsass

This dynamic would be just the biggest excuse for me to write and explore RID2025 cherr BUT LISTEN. two silly robots with gender, the warm colored duo, the ... IDK! They're friendship has potential! Cherr works with a kid with s stutter and doesnt get tired or annoyed over fixits stuttering, they're just this silly little guy that shes decided their friends with now

DYNAMIC #2 : famous people idk @cybertronsiren

only realizing now that i never responded to?? you response to my bingo meme response?? feeling terrible but LISTEN. Two musicians, well known for their craft and while their fame mostly lost to time, there is POTENTIAL. im not really vibing on a ship but i have ideas, possibly backstory affiliates? cause you cant tell me that with their ties they wouldnt NOT know each other? listen to my vision: They met during a networking event and, after hitting it off, became friends, not like super close where they know everything about each other but like, they would gossip over call or look for each other at parties. Frienship gets forgotten once the war began, but the day is new and most people arent trying to kill each other anymore so who knows! Gives the possibilty for both prewar and post war ploting? idk famouse musicians or somethings

DYNAMIC #3 : Ocean bois @seacrestseacon

okay so this last one i dont actually have any solid ideas BUT i have options cause these cons are very silly to me and i do want to interact with them, so let me aggressively spitball my options and their added ideas for interaction. all of these are actually some of my other muses since im getting more inspo from them then cherr

Fish boys + 1 : Have them interact with my boy silverslice! Found on my currently under redecoration autobot and co blog (@bots4life) this silly guy is my silly serious fish man who turns into a swordfish. very serious, says he does not tolerate silliness yet is always dragged into it. sword

literally any of my cons over on the (also newly decorated) @concommand we've got so many flavors to mess with like: if shockwave was a personal executioner (flinchstorm), bisexual physcopath with a love for memes (gadget), above but make it gay and an ai (malware), if a mute punching bad could snitch (sunshock), angry cowboy sniper (ace) and the two faced simp (aerostrike)

thats it i think it is 2am and i have been hunched over my laptop like a shrimp writting this for idk how long. an hour probably

[the-orange-in-red-silk]

🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 Happy OFMD ANNIVERSARY TO ME!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

One year ago, I sat down and finally binged the entire first season of Our Flag Means Death in the night between March 2 and 3. I had seen so much praise and so many interesting gifsets on my dashboard for days so I finally relented and wanted to see what the buzz was all about.

And BOY OH BOY did I find out!!!

I knew almost nothing about it apart from the fact that it was a gay pirate comedy (man, I wish the gifsets hadn't spoiled the 'gay' aspect for me already 😅) and I fell in love with it as fast as Ed fell for Stede! Loved the characters, loved the writing, loved the sets. And I started shipping Blackbonnet SO. DAMN. HARD.

I had finished the show around 6am, went to bed, and after waking up, I felt the physical need to... rewatch it. That had never happened to me before. I didn't rewatch it because I thought that was silly but... I dove into its tumblr tag, checked YouTube, and Ao3 to quench that new thirst for this delightful show that was slowly beginning to take over my life.

One year later, I have a tumblr blog, countless unread fanfics on my list, completely redesigned my Twitter account (some of the cast&crew liked a few of my tweets and one actor even replied to me once WOO-HOO 🥳), redecorated my room's wall with lots of pirate art, and pushed the show onto everyone I know, may it be family, friends or colleagues (even gushed to my therapist about it).

The love for the show has also helped me embrace parts about me that I felt insecure about, including my sexuality. OFMD has left quite a huge impression on my life.

And I cannot WAIT to meet a bunch of pirates in a few weeks, I'm super excited about our gathering (yay, new friends!).

The pirate brainrot is real and I wouldn't want it any other way!

Thank you, David Jenkins! 🥰💜

[existentialvoidofexistence]

🎶✨️when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (negotiable, but positivity is cool)🎶✨️

Fantastic timing, anon, given that I just redecorated my blog all music themed !!!

I can't work out how to add my mp3 files to the post directly so you're stuck with Spotify sorry <3

1.

My new icon is an edit of this album cover, because it rules. Love is like is my favourite from this album <3

🎵 Love is like a bullet in the head, o-oh 🎵

2.

It's difficult to really explain what's going on with experimental music but this one's pretty and I like the album art so it's my header now

3.

Scene Queen my beloved ♡ this is where I got my new blog title. She's just really good at balancing the heavy sound with serious discussions of misogyny while maintaining a fun, campy vibe - 18+ is another great example of that, if it's something you're interested in [cw: it is about sexual predators in the music industry]

4.

I think these guys might be my favourite band right now. This song in particular I think is great, though. The samples are particularly effective in supporting it's dissection of fascist ideology, as well as just being fun, and it's just an all-round bop.

5.

I have no idea what they’re talking about unfortunately - I can't even tell if the song is in English or Mandarin through the growls - but I do think the intro is absolutely chilling.

[mywifealhaitham]

open for business - a café themed genshin event!

breaking news: local fanfic writer mywifealhaitham or better known as elyse is close to 100 followers! with the increase in budget she has decided to open a Café here in tumblrtown!

yes that's right, I'm so close to 100 followers! I know it isn't alot especially compared to some blogs but I'm super greatful nonetheless! I really appreciate every like and reblog I get on my writings. I wanted to do something cute for you all as a token of gratitude &lt;3

you notice a brand new building in the vacant spot that once held another store. this building has been redecorated in pink and white tiles, with a matching wooden patio decorated in fairy lights and flowers. on the windows you see a messily painted banner with the words now open for all! your mesmerized by the place, the pink building is very alluring afterall - will you enter to see what's in store? (rules and prompts under the cut)

⛾  how to request !

• it's very simple, just send in a ask requesting what menu item (prompt) you'd like along with the character • feel free to send in more detailed requests on how you want the reader • I'll have these requests open until; April 14th ! so make sure to order before then

⛾ - rules !

• any type of reader • mention if you want it normal (character giving) or blended (character receiving) • only one character per request • up to 3 prompts are allowed • no heavy angst or smut • mention if it's platonic or romantic (if nothings mentioned I'm assuming it's romantic) • platonic for little kids unless stated reader is their age

⛾ - menu prompts !

୨୧ - nighttime tea in which you and character stay in bed alot longer than anticipated. both of you aren't complaining when your in eachothers arms and tangled up in cozy sheets

୨୧ - raspberry tea my personal favorite drink to go with my favorite scenario, comfort! if your ordering this drink please mention what you would like comfort for (darker topics like self-harm, eating disorders and suicide are allowed in moderation)

୨୧ - peach pineapple lemonade everyone's favorite - a good summer vacation episode! this can range from making sandcastles with the character, or maybe a quick makeout session with the character in the pool, maybe even a summer party! I'll take anything that people would normally do during summer

୨୧ - hot cocoa to contrast with the cool feeling that the peach pineapple lemonade provides you can order a hot cocoa or a winter fic! just like the summer one you can request anything normally done in winter such as playing in the snow or relaxing by the fireplace

୨୧ - pomegranate smoothie a classic date fanfic! were you and said character spend the day together either basking in eachothers company or causing chaos throughout the town, the choice is yours!

୨୧ - berry blast slushie most of the time berry flavored things have alot of flavors combined which can get overwhelming so a good relaxation day can cure it! when you order this you and character will take a well deserved day off! maybe you two can do skincare routines or maybe even bathe together

୨୧ - espresso swirl when you order this you're asking for a au! I'll do just about any au ranging from vampires to high-school. try not to make the au too specific because it makes it a bit harder for me

୨୧ - sweet n' sour lemonade lemonade start off as sour and with some sugar it can become a sweet and delicious drink! another thing that starts sour and sometimes turns out sweet is jealousy! here you can ask for either reader or character being jealous and getting some extra love after

୨୧ - vanilla and cinnamon coffee vanilla and cinnamon are some of my favorite flavors, they remind me of fall walks and encountering some cute animals along the way! imagine you and character peacefully walking when a kitty starts rubbing your leg, whatever shall you do!

୨୧ - make your own! since I'm not the most creative if you have any ideas that branch off of one of the prompts above your free to request that! you're also free to freely request any prompt that comes to mind! maybe if it's good enough I'll add it to the menu

[padf00ts-l0ver]

also i just got to read ur sweet little jamie fic <3 (omg tumblr doesnt let u put links on anon anymore :/ ) but i miss my baby jamie sm omg !! 😕

thing is i want to write but i hate redecorating and making a blog if ykwim

but im so well rn !! mmkay but i want to update u on a smaaalll bit. got myself a wee boyfriend hehe !! also iii turned 18 too and got myself a big girl license and. also im currently in korea rn on a trip w said bf before i go back to uni life :)

hby lovie !!

- mae x

awww omg yayyyy i’m so happy u liked it mae-bae!! it’s means a lot coming from u especially 💞 yes ofc that is soo valid making a blog on tumblr actually does take A LOT of work- like i remember a few years ago i would change my themes and stuff all the time and now i haven’t changed it in a good year 😭 but its def worth just making a lowkey one if ur up for it! (or just a sneaky one that i know abt;) HAHA) omg omg omg omg that is so so so exciting!! congrats on everything bby!! is korea amazing?! have you been before?? IS BF NICE AND LOVELY?? he better hope so fr😇

lmaooo got some dramas atm with some males (ew) but other than that i’m doing okay 💞💞 i’ve been out with my friends some more, and getting ready for exam season rip me 🤗 what are u studying in uni?? 💞

[postcardsfromheapside]

Nyella Levellan, my new darling. I restarted a game because I wasn't satisfied with my other Inky, and I love her more - I haven't finished it, but I already knew where the story would go. Nyella is/was a nice person caught in a bad situation, and my Rook is going to be a "grown up" disaster. 1) Nyella is tired. She's seriously over it.

2) Possibly smacking him upside his bald head, especially if Cullen isn't there to hold her back. She and Solas were close - even affectionate - once, but she's nurtured a lot of resentment since, and the intervening years/maturity/experience have made her saltier. Niceness only goes so far.

3) Oh they read them together, lol. Nyella flirted hopelessly with Cass and adored her for her little vices and they way they formed cracks in her Seeker facade. (I *LOVE* the Guilty Pleasures quest, it's my fav part of the game)

4) Definitely snuck away with Cullen for a while, but only after indulging Sera in some light pranking and listening to Dorian and Cass - for once getting along (wine solves EVERYTHING) - talk massive shit about almost everyone in the room in that "takes one to know one" way.

5) no, lmao, I always forget to go back and redecorate for some reason.

6) difficult to say between Dorian and Varric. Varric was the first one to befriend her after falling out of the breach and kept checking in about how she was doing, treating her alternately like a best friend, uncle or brother. But after meeting up with his father, something twined between her and Dorian. I like to think it was two people who felt alone but accepted each other in fascinated curiosity, and then unbreakable affection. She thinks he's the best mage on the planet (much to Solas' annoyance) and he thinks she's just an adorable murder kitten of a rogue.

7) She felt out of it for a while, but did her best to live a divided life between the Dalish and humans. Everything she's been through has left her feeling like she doesn't really belong anywhere - too changed by her traumas.

8) Is it possible for her to slip into Minrathous to find Dorian - known Nerd Who Can Argue With God - and bring him to the Lighthouse to pontificate while she stands around staring at Solas like

lol, I'm leaving this as open tags since this blog is still fairly new

My very own stupid Inquisitor tag game

I wanna know about yalls quizzies. I already love my new child to be, Rook, by my Inquisitor, my Ellana, will always hold a special place in my heart, at the forefront of all others. So before Rook overtakes tumblr I wanna know silly things about your inquisitors

1. Their reaction to the Evanuris (fangirl/sigh/show them the middle finger/blink because they have no idea who they even are??/ask if evanuris is a new gluten free diet/suggest a ghilan’nain-elgar’nan-themselves 3sum because hot shit when will they ever get an opportunity like that again)

2. How are they saying hi to Solas (punch/kiss/hiss/once again—middle finger/offer him a stylish hat??)

3. What’s their go-to reaction when Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast recommends them a book?

4. What did they do at the Winter Palace? No like really. Hook up? Get drunk and chat with the golden nug? Egg on every noble?

5. This is very important—did they have the ugly Qunari Par Vollen bed in their quarters and if not why did they make the wrong choice? (lmao I love that bed, so stupid)

6. Who is their bff?

7. What have they been up to in the 10 years between Inquisition and Veilguard?

8. The most important question: how do they plan to annoy Solas in Veilguard?

I’m tagging some babes off the top of my head but I want anyone and everyone to do it lol @lafaiette @mindtrove @hallahart @merciawintersageposting @postcardsfromheapside @thessaralka

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As for my Ellana:

1. She becomes the Ben Affleck smoking meme at the sight of Ghilan’nain and Elgar’nan.

2. Middle finger. Some shouting. She’s a bitch, she’s always had a bad temper, she’s not holding back. She’s also jumping his bones right after.

3. She yells VAAAARRRIIIIIIIC and Cassandra immediately regrets sharing anything with her

4. She got like so drunk, made cursed jokes at Solas, probably tried sliding a hand down his pants, hanged around the golden nug for way too long, and spent the night with Dorian annoying Blackwall

5. The Par Vollen bed is the only correct answer

6. Dorian, always and only Dorian. They are in a codependent friendship and are the most toxic bff couple. They make fun of everyone and are regularly not invited to parties because they are so sarcastic and toxic and can’t stop snickering and judging. It’s a beautiful friendship

7. Probably went back to her clan for a while to settle some stuff and then moved to Minrathous to live with Dorian and do some behind the scenes politicking

8. She is going to ask him about the hair he no longer has. A lot. A whole lot

[vanillabat99]

I showered!!!!!!