#i love new TNT idc

[neobastard]

one of the funniest things TNT has done lately was make a gift box mystery capsule based on the tidal wave of electric moehogs that has hit the pound due to how cheap and readily available the morphing potions for them are

like you'd think "why would they make a moehog themed GBC" and then you go pound surfing for a while and go "ah that's why"

[cactusringed]

I'm fuckin.......... tired and i still need to pack to go back to france for xmas tomorrow kek so i will leave the pretty chart to be completed on my return, but you can have my count below

For self kills, I've counted intentional suicides (Grian killing himself at the end of third life, Scott killing himself at the end of Double Life), accidental suicides born from a player trying to harm another (tango blowing himself up in last life, martyn end crystalling himself in limited life), and self-inflicted deaths from sheer stupidity that were too significant not to include (grian and jimmy slipping and falling to their final deaths in limited life, joel jumping to his death in secret life).

Similarly, some kills I have counted where other charts don't. I'm including indirect kills, such as Bdubs and Scar blowing up because Etho made them play catch with a TNT minecart being counted as Etho killing them, and Bdubs dying to the wither in last life as an Impulse and Grian kill, and Jimmy and Mumbo dying to the warden in secret life as an Etho kill.

also plsss I went thru the wiki and then also manually counted from compilations and I am not perfect lol I probably missed some

you can even have it in the form of a disgusting and unreadable chart that I'll pretty up in the new year

The series ended chart is.... difficult, mostly due to double life and suicides

Left = Killer, Columns = Killed

In the first chart, I counted Etho and Joel's final double life death as self inflicted because they died to their own trap by their own stupidity. They kind of acted together so I couldn't just attribute it to one of them, thus they both count as having ended their own series as well as each other's series once.

Genuinely could NOT decide whether I should have counted Scott's suicide at the end of Double life as him ending Pearl's series. I think at the end of the day I did.

Grian is down as ending his own series twice from killing himself in third life, and then having the stupidest death in limlife I had to count it as self inflicted. Jimmy's self inflicted death is also from limlife, and Tango's is from last life.

I just did it so I could be mentally ill over some of these numbers lol idc if people disagree with the way I counted :3 peace and love

so unless i still managed to miscount even though i went over every single deaths twice, grian is the person whose ended the most series with 11 though i did count his suicide at the end of 3rd life as him ending a series. if you discount suicides, then grian and scar both ended 10 series. slay

[literaphobe]

Mcc all stars

might be my most rewatched mcc... im sorry i think complete n utter dominance is sexy and i love it when best friends win it all together

pros:

fuck like they won so many games. where do i even begin. like parkour tag. HOT. fact that dream team was on top was sexy. i still think the scoring rewards good running more than good hunting / rewards u more for not hunting as much but its ok george being first is deserved and so cute and maybe one day it will happen for real like george will be first individual

dream's sky battle round 2 was so SO fucking insane and hot like holy shit i CRAVE watching him randomly bridge up and shoot people from the sky and tnt kill an entire team like NO ONE DOES SKY BATTLE LIKE HIM. im sorry. when he really goes off he goes off. like talk to me when u've beaten his sky battle record. YOU WILL NEVER BE HIM. um who said that. im normal btw

ace race oh my fucking god space map my beloved,,,,,, he hit that skip TWICE like it was nothing he set the new course record idc its canon TO ME its an individual game anyway and like god he was just doing so good he was p much playing all by himself?? plus the fact that the others did good too... but i mean him doing the best is very important to me slurp slurp !

sandkeeper dream u r so hot... no better moment in mcc sot history than watching him do the sand job so flawlessly + make the switch with george to get the gold key and vault and emerge the game w the most coins on their team... why is that so sexy to me idgi i have issues

have u guys ever seen the spin the bottle edit of dream bridging in the new tgttosawaf lobby map. like holy shit his performance was truly phenomenal. he was first in like 4 of the games this mcc. like im truly crumbling

he didn't die even ONCE during dodgebolt. so hot oh my god my baby

cons:

grid runners stage 3: search the room can go die in a hole. i literally skip over it every time i rewatch like i really want to kms from how much they struggled finding that damn smoker. ik they came 3rd but that was srsly SO embarrassing

i did not give two shits that they were arguing and being 'toxic' with each other during battle box. but when that map was released for mcc17 i had it in my mind that the leaf blocks were gonna be revolutionary and awesome and in my head if they had played it in mcc17 dream wouldn't have lost mcc17 but now i have to spit and curse at the map because they got so fucked during it and that was embarrassing. i like skill and dominance and when i don't get that i want to die. i also skip over battle box when i rewatch

hm... idk. nothing else really. i think they should all be good and obedient and listen to dream more. like i think they are funny when they argue but also it gets in the way of perfection and it frustrates dream. random but i think sapnap should've like not tried to co-op bad's job in sot and looked for the green vault or something. like imagine if they had found all 4 vaults. aside from that he's a little better at taking orders. i also remembered wishing they had let george take a shot. like let him try having two arrows once. but they didn't and they still won so who cares

[paulisded]

The Ledge #534: New Releases

You guys all know the drill by now. The first Friday of the month means it's nothing but new releases! Yes, two hours of nothing but great new tunes, and we jump all over the place from power pop to post punk to garage rock to synth rock to...well, I'll stop there. Let's just say there's a little something for everybody, and there are not only great debut records but, in the case of The Vibrators, the final studio release after 45 years of rock and roll!

I would love it if every listener bought at least one record I played on either of these shows. These great artists deserve to be compensated for their hard work, and every purchase surely helps not only pay their bills but fund their next set of wonderful songs. And if you buy these records directly from the artist or label, please let them know you heard these tunes on The Ledge! Let them know who is giving them promotion! You can find this show at almost any podcast site, including iTunes and Stitcher...or

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1. Muck and the Mires, Beat Revolution

2. Kiwi Jr., Unspeakable Things

3. Chris Forsyth, Bad Moon Risen

4. The Mary Veils, Esoteric Hex

5. Dendrons, Vain Repeating

6. Hurry Up, Oh Screw It

7. The Paranoid Style, Steve Cropper Plays Femme Fatale

8. The Christian Family, Mad-A-Lyn

9. THICK, I Wish 2016 Never Happened

10. Holly Beth Vincent, Hey Boy

11. The Sorels, Love Your Rock n' Roll

12. Qwam, IDC

13. Sister Suzie, Don't Want To

14. The Schizophonics, Desert Girl

15. The Schizophonics, Hoof It

16. The Shadracks, Time Slips Away

17. The Shadracks, Hollow & Uncertain

18. Apollo 66, We Could Be Gone

19. Apollo 66, No Denying

20. The Trouble Seekers, Cool Liar

21. The Trouble Seekers, He's A Whore

22. Mad Mojo Jett, Rose Garden

23. Mad Mojo Jett, Partyville

24. Kevin Stevenson, Lowell Night

25. Kevin Stevenson, Jack Daniels

26. Hambone Skinny, Trash Can

27. Hambone Skinny, Green Manalishi With The Two Pronged Crown

28. The Vibrators, The Owl and the Kangaroo

29. Slaughter and the Dogs, Manchester boys

30. Slaughter Boys, Beggin' For Love

31. The Chats, The Price Of Smokes

32. Das Kapitans, Tragic

33. Hotline TNT, Tie-Dye

34. The Cheats, Hanging On the Telephone

35. The Vacant Lots, Thank You

36. The Streetwalkin' Cheetahs, Cherry Bomb (feat. Cherie Currie)

[deadllock]

@argento-capitani tagged me to do this thing sO

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

1. last drink: water

2. last phone call: i think it was my mother

3. last text message: also my mother

4. last song you listened to: currently listening to crash the party by ok go

5. time you cried: i cried on the way to work this morning bc i was listening to the eleventh hour and it was the bank heist part and fucking ‘junebug’ gets me eVERY TIME

6. dated someone twice? yes,,,, it was a bad idea both times lol

7. kissed someone and regretted it? mmmmm probably?

8. been cheated on? considering some of the people ive dated? probably

9. lost someone special? yes

10. been depressed? lmaoooooo

11. gotten drunk and thrown up? no thank god

favorite colors

12. red

13. purple

14. gray

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends? yeah :’)

16. fallen out of love? mmm probably? i tend to do that a lot

17. laughed until you cried? yes :’)

18. found out someone was talking about you? yes,,,

19. met someone who changed you? not in the past year i think

20. found out who your friends are? yes?

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? ye B)

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? 99%

23. do you have any pets? i have a poodle named bo and hes perfect and also the worst

24. do you want to change your name? legally yes

25. what did you do for your last birthday? i spent it with @snarkyspeaks !

26. what time did you wake up today? 8:30

27. what were you doing at midnight last night? watching polygon videos probably

28. what is something you cant wait for? valentines day 

30. what are you listening to right now? now its love on top by beyonce which is clearing my skin and watering my crops as i type this

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? probably

32. something that’s getting on your nerves? sO MANY THINGS 

33. most visited website: probably tumblr youtube and twitter and/or instagram

34. hair color: brownnnnn i need to dye it again

35. long or short hair: its very short but still too long for me i really need a haircut TnT

36. do you have a crush on someone: oH GOSH DO I

37. what do you like about yourself: my ability to immediately repress any memories or emotions i dont want lmao

38. want any piercings? nah im good

39. blood type: literally no idea

40. nicknames: mostly key

41. relationship status: im dating two(2) people !

42. zodiac: virgo 

43. pronouns: he/him or they/them

44. fave tv shows: shadowhunters, mbmbam, and voltron (if a netflix show can count)

45. tattoos: none yet

46. right or left handed: right

47. ever had surgery: ive had both my feet done and my tonsils and my wisdom teeth and a few others

48. piercings: its called a scapha piercing which i had to look up and it was surprisingly hard to find the proper name of 

49. sport: lmao

50. vacation: this is so vague yes i have been on vacation before? ive gone to most of the states and canada on vacation 

51. trainers: yes? i need them for work

more general

52. eating: i ate some leftover indian food when i got home from work

54. im about to watch: justin mcelroys ongoing quest to play every fmv video game and also russ trying to talk simone thru various videogames while she is blindfolded and then probably even more polygon videos bc thats who i am now

55. waiting for: my mother to come home bc she hasnt answered my text :(

56. want: money

57. get married: lmaooooooooo

58. career: who tf knows

which is better?

59. hugs or kisses: hugs

60. lips or eyes: eyes

61. shorter or taller: idc

62. older or younger: most of my friends are younger than me so

63. nice arms or stomach: arms!

64. hookup or relationship: depends i guess

65. hesitant or troublemaker: troublemaker tbh

66. kissed a stranger: lmao yes

67. drank hard liquor: yes

68. lost glasses: ive never owned glasses so

69. turned someone down: y e a h

70. sex on first date: i want to say yes

71. broken someones heart: yes lmao

72. had your heart broken: yeah

73. been arrested: nah

74. cried when someone died: yes

75. fallen for a friend: yEAH

do you believe in

76. yourself: hmmmmmmm

77. miracles: not rly?

78. love at first sight: i guess in theory

79. santa claus: i mean??? no

80. kiss on a first date: for sure

81. angels: not really i think

other

82 best friend’s name: daisy and micah and jack

83.eye colour: blue

84. fave movie: paCIFIC RIM and also CATWS

85. fave actor: oh jeeeeeeeeez a whole lot

[tereishqnachaya]

I'm the initial anon again..:D ..ya i know obi is crazy about working with her.. but it's mostly restricted to him only.. there's no major excitement about it generally.. and waise almost everyone from the industry is kinda either performing/hosting.. from atif, to ali zafar to mawra to shehryar.. why is maya left out?? Deliberately? .. khair.. whatever she's gonna shine in her own way! #queen Also what is maya upto nowadays?.. teefa's shooting is on pause atm?

Maya was shooting for Maria.B so she’s busy there. TNT’s first spell is done and let’s see when it restarts shooting. NO idea why isn’t hosting or performing this year. Maybe we’ll get that all during TNT promotions? I CBA about the rest of the industry tbh. Honestly, I didn’t even know about what was going on till it was pointed out to me. I’ve disconnected myself from all these update pages so much that news just passes me by. The only thing I keep up with is updates about Maya.

siiiiiiiiiiiigh. I’d love to see myQueen up on that stage cuz she WON. Idc if she doesn’t host or perform...I want her to WIN!! That’s my ONLY concern!