#i love my malewife (and his bestie)

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Thoma!

"This Rice Cake Soup is really delicious! Eh? I wonder if Taroumaru wants some..."

"Your cooking is pretty good. Thanks, Traveler!"

[baby-alien11]

Y/N Ulrich and Jack Champion instagram interactions pt.2

taglist: @volturi-girl-imagines @dessxoxsworld @aonungsgirlfriend @ethanlandryluver @wenvierismycomfort @aliciacat20 @gabbylovesreading @nikfigueiredo

yn.ulrich, romeosanga, devyn_nekoda, and 231,195 more

jackchampion beach trip

tagged yn.ulrich

yn.ulrich it took us almost an hour to dig that hole in the shape of a heart, but we did it

› romeosanga it was fun to watch how both of you struggle to achieve it

› jackchampion and why you didn't help us?!

› romeosanga because I was having fun watching the scene

user1043 i love them so much

misstrinitybliss can I go with you the next time?

› yn.ulrich anytime you want my sweet child

jackchampion, julrich21, melton, _xochitl.gomez and 102, 374 more

yn.ulrich he got a sunburnt and a smiley face

tagged jackchampion

jackchampion I'll go through thousand of sunburnts just to keep your sunscreen smiles on me

› yn.ulrich you're killing me of love

masonthegooding that is the ugliest smiley face I've ever seen

› yn.ulrich shut up and enjoy Paris or the anime expo

› yn.ulrich or I'll go with Amenah and tell her you are bullying us

user154 mom and dad are so cute

yn.ulrich, tylergillett, camimendes, and 128, 025 more

jackchampion i'm sorry, i found this on the internet and i had to share it

yn.ulrich HAHAHAHAHAHA 💀

yn.ulrich i'm going to print this and hung it in the living room

user158 jack sharing memes of his girlfriend's dad is giving me life

romeo YOU DID NOT 💀💀

user0704 skeet is not going to be too happy about this

naiia this is pure gold

jackchampion, julrich21, bucuaron and 100, 925 more

yn.ulrich i found another jackchampion

jackchampion THIS IS EVEN BETTER 💀💀💀

user819 are they having a meme war?

› user735 if they do, it's fun for everyone

melissabarreram lol

skeetulrich tornado, where did you find this? 😂

› yn.ulrich on the deep ends of the internet, dear father

yn.ulrich, masonthegooding, julrich21 and 107, 491 more

jackchampion Tatum, I love you, but can you please stop biting my laptop and keep sleeping with Butters

yn.ulrich look at my baby, there's nothing behind those eyes

› jackchampion just pure chaos

user838 jack in his malewife era taking care of the cats

baileybass she's absolutely cute, but a menance to society

› user920 the perfect way to describe an orange cat

jackchampion, _hayleyamber, tylergillett, and 113, 960 more

yn.ulrich I had the honnor to have a private class from the awesome Tristan Lucas who worked on one of my favorite movies this year which is Evil Dead Rise, so when dad told me he organized me a class with him I was literaly jumping in excitement

Thank you for teaching me techniques on doing VFX make up and advices on how to work on this part of the industry, and telling me stories about all the projects you've worked on, it was an honor meeting you and learning from you

tagged moments_in_oblivion

jackchampion MY GIRL IS SO TALENTED

› yn.ulrich YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH

jackchampion SHE'S LIKE BARBIE, CAN DO ANYTHING

moments_in_oblivion it was a pleasure to teach you, Y/N, you have a great future ahead of you and I hope we can work togheter in the future

user395 this is disgusting and fascinating at the same time

sarah_woods bestie, can you do something like that on me so I can hava an excuse to miss classes

› yn.ulrich just tell me when bestie

jasminsavoy slay little one

yn.ulrich, jackchampion, naiia and 6, 301 more

julrich21 things are bussy at the house, so they sent us to get lunch

tagged jackchampion

skeetulrich boys, that food better be complete by the time both of you arrive

› jackchampion *slowly stops eating fries*

› julrich21 *does the same*

user092 what is going on??

user187 i love how they included Jack and his mom into their family

jackchampion, laurenvalera, jennaortega and 110, 351 more

yn.ulrich here comes a story time: since everyone knows, I spend part of my summers in the Riverdale set, often spending time in the girls trailers and the make up and hair stations, so when the Southside Serpents started to have more weight in the trama and with all the fake snake tattoos involved, I got obsessed and asked dad if I could get one real done, his answer was: when you're older and if you're still sure of getting it, you can

So now I'm nineteen, and still wanting it, so I got it done

thanks to _dr_woo_ who brought this tattoo to life and put up with my cries when the needle made contact with my skin

tagged _dr_woo_

jackchampion that is the most beautiful tattoo I've ever seen

› yn.ulrich I love you everyday, but today more for holding my other hand during the whole process

_dr_woo_ thank you for choosing me to do your first tattoo

willashaw that is the coolest tattoo

› yn.ulrich dude, it looks better on person

drewraytanner from honnorary serpent to oficial serpent

user1272 please tell me her next tattoo will be a little spider or something related to scream

› yn.ulrich 👀

[deecotan]

transformers one thots

Watched this movie last week since it premiered early in my country, so now that it already premiered in the US I decided to post my thoughts. Spoilers below

Brian Tyree Henry and Chris Hemsworth did a great job as D-16/Megatron and Orion/Optimus respectively. But I'm especially biased towards Henry because his performance is SO good. When D-16/Megatron gets emotional/passionate, I really felt that

The portrayal of D-16 and Orion's friendship is really great, which makes their divorce even more painful

Speaking of divorce, their divorce scene is so much WORSE than I thought it would be. Literally clutched my chest watching the whole scene because it was so good and so god damn devastating. D-16 in the brink of tears desperately holding Orion... and then turning into Megatron and letting him fall. I felt that pain in my CHEST

The parallel between D-16 turning into Megatron by taking Megatronus's T-Cog and Orion Pax turning into Optimus Prime by taking the Matrix of Leadership… absolute cinema. The soundtrack fucking slaps. Top ten divorce scene of all time

Sentinel is a fucking dick. I'm sure we all knew that already but they really nailed his assholery in this one

I didn't expect Shockwave to be so FUNNY. He only had a few lines but I laughed at almost every single one of them. The scene where Elita threatened him is my favorite oh my god he's so GOOFY

Speaking of Shocky, the fact that the Wavehusbands are together for like 80% of their screentime made me so happy like I don't care if they rarely interact with each other they're standing together and that's ENOUGH for me they're in LOVE (delulu)

JAZZ MY BOY. He and Bumblebee are going to be besties I just know it

Malewife Optimus and girlhusband Elita is canon sorry I don't make the rules

One ick that I have for the movie is that IMO the High Guard aka soon-to-be Decepticons aren't established quite enough. I guess I get it since there are time constraints and all but I wish they had more scenes that really explained who they are and how they arrived at their predicament at the moment of their first appearance, especially since their backstory as Sentinel's (and the original Primes!) allies is really interesting

So no cassette? (smashes phone)

I'm sure there's an analysis on how D-16/Megatron is portrayed here and how his origin stands compared to other incarnations of Megatron… One thing I note about his characterization is that, unlike Orion who already had his doubts about Sentinel, D-16 starts off blindly trusting and glorifying him like any other citizens. The one thing that sets him apart is probably his idolization of Megatronus & his friendship with Orion… with the latter subsequently becoming the indirect cause of him learning about Sentinel's lies. I think it's an interesting take of Megatron's character, being someone who started off as almost naive in a way instead of the one who had doubts in the first place (esp compared to IDW Megatron), and I'm sure there's someone out there who can comment on this better than me LOL so I'm just gonna wait for that

[sarbcat]

this is my ship post, here are literally all of my favorite genshin ships with a quick explanation for each hetero jealuc - its my og. its my babygorl of ships. they have so much canon shit- and like. ok, high school jealuc and theyre best friends who both harbor more than just friendly thoughts for eachother but theyll never say anything... buff boi x buffer gorl what more can i say alberose - i know a lot of people arent fond, thats ok, i think its just cute. he protects her :) (she doesnt need it. but doesnt say no.) thomaya - i just think theyre cute :) shes his sugar mommy! <3 i like him and her brother more though fischnett (?) bennett/fischl - he plays along with her shit and thats adorable... he just thinks shes a cutie <3 and shes a total tsundere dont @ me chilumi - fuck u theyre cute... she beats him and he loves it ok.... tis.... so cute... 'hey girlie hold still' :) he is her little housewife and thats adorable scaramona - they're astrology spouses... she deffo reads his palms and he gets all sweaty bc omg shes touching my hands !!!! ittosara - fight me tengu!!! thats all a lot of the traveler ships r cute too. aether + amber, yoimiya,,, lumine + like- diluc? cute and oh my god i have a type oh no homo kaebedo - cute as fuck.... dont @ me... he draws him!!! cytham - they fight eachother on shit but they would be cute... cute as hell!!! kavetham - they would kiss. roommates my ASS kazuscara - they put the old conflict aside and just are there for eachother <3 thomato - i said it earlier and ill say it again, sugar daddy x housewife its cute as shit! malewife x girlboss but the girlboss is also a man tomokazu - old besties. kazu was DEFFO inconsolable when tomo died i wish he lived oh man im sad now wtf.... xiaoven - venti plays the song that kept xiao alive, theres so much angst there that i could curl up in that angst pit and DIE ayalumi - honestly i just fucking fell in love with all of their interactions - the 'keep your eyes on me traveler' haha! so cute hit me with a van pls beigguang - it takes a true diamond to catch the eye of ningguang and beidou is 24 karat <3 they fuck and thats awesome... love them!!! eimiko - mommy? sorry... mommy? sorry... mommy? eulamber (?) - i dont know what this ones called but KISS PLS :) jeanlisa - they are wives but im still a jealuc fan first and foremost im sorry :( --- thanks 4 coming bestays

[tabl3]

answering some asks in one post for the sake of laziness

Q: If there was a 6th EF member to your rewrite who would it be

A: dooley! I love his relationships with bree and chase, as well as him and kaz being besties. i think he would add enough sunshine to the team too, because the more sunshine-y characters already on the team are somewhat edgy. he absolutely would be traumatized by sharing a home with people who kiss his big siblings on the mouth though lol

Q: AO3 tag?

A: tabs_alt

Q: If the team was in college like Adam, what would their majors be?

A: chase: buisness, bree: art/design, kaz/oliver: some major for pre-med (kaz would make oliver do his homework lmao), skylar: i don't see her as a college type, but probably criminal justice

Q: Logan would like to bake

A: absolutely. that's something that could bond him and adam so he isn't afraid of being nuked by him. also,,, he just gives malewife vibes

Q: when was techertz a thing?

A: so i hinted to it in an earlier book. they were off and on for a few months before ef began and a few months into the team. long story for them lol

Q: are Tasha and Douglas a thing

A: nope. just disaster co-parents trying their best

Q: What do you think of Douglas x Horace and do you think we're gonna get some in the tabl3-verse?

A: i love the ship outside of my universe and totally get the appeal :D however brylar is more important to my rewrite and it's too weird because horace adopted skylar and douglas is bree's biological dad

Q: what are the cats names

A: Posh Spice & Georgiano

Q: So how does the family see each other in your rwite? Is Daniel their brother?

A: yes and no. it's complicated lol. daniel is biologically their brother, but they view him as a cousin and he does the same. it's like that with marcus too (if marcus wasn't evil) daniel calls tasha aunt and douglas dad, while the rats call tasha mom and douglas douglas lmao

essentially when building their family tree they go less by genetics and more by emotional connection, which is why leo is referred to as their brother and daniel isn't (which he's fine with) they used to view donald as their dad and douglas as their uncle, but the line blurred after aijaf so douglas has a weird mix of the roles now (he felt more paternal than uncle affection for them, naomi and leo included, way before but didn't want to step on the kids' toes)

Q: were Kaz nd Skylar pranking Logan

A: oh yes. they embellished adam's overprotectiveness very intentionally for their entertainment (I assume you're asking about the scene where they talk about adam threatening them)

[verdemoun]

If it hasn’t been mentioned before how did Sadie die in the canon timeline before getting timewarped and how was Jake found? I think they are super interesting considering how they weren’t even married for 3 years yet before the events of the first mission (they were married in September and the game starts in May) Also another random question but did any of the gang bond over the different instruments they played (ex Sadie-Harmonica, Pearson-Accordion, or Javier-Guitar) and speaking of Javier did he ever learn electric guitar? [Sorry if my bombarding you with questions is annoying or overwhelming I’m just very hyper fixated on Rdr2 and love this au <3 /lh/pos]

pls never apologise i love asks my inbox is officially empty again rip so to all pls feel free to send any more questions about timewarp or my general rdr2 addled brain.

Sadie makes me so sad esp in the epilogue she literally makes the comment i wanna die like she is such an incredible character but she is so defeated by losing her husband, and then finding the gang only to lose them as well. After Micah's death she didn't even have revenge to live for. Also being at John and Abigail's wedding? As beautiful as the day was and as happy as she was for them, being reminded of her own wedding, everything she lost, how much she loved her husband. I think that the passive suicidality/recklessness she was putting into bounty hunting would've caught up with her really quickly and she was shot and killed by some unknown outlaw she was trying to bring in no later than 1908.

Jake bless was very much not someone anyone thought to look for fortunately with living with Sadie in such an isolated area he's a proper survivalist and just lived camping on public land doing odd jobs like farm work where he could to earn some cash for basic necessities and was just rolling with it. He's very laid back go with the flow type guy who was not nearly as panicked about waking up in modern era as he should have been.

It's completely stupid how they ran into Jake Adler. The gang were in public talking too loud about 1899 and he casually walked up to them like oh hi were you guys also magically teleported 100 years into the future after dying??

Kieran was terrified of Jake and expected some sort of retribution for being an O'Driscoll like literally shuffling to hide behind other members of the gang terrified but they actually ended up being besties because Jake knows loads about gardening and homesteading and they got to bond over 'fuck Colm O'Driscoll' and just being gentle souls they vibe so well.

Gets a new cabin away from everything and starts rebuilding his homesteading life so everything is perfect for when Sadie comes back.

It's so obvious how Jake and Sadie's dynamic worked the second they met Jake Adler. He is the sweetest, most disgustingly soft man to ever exist. He has bi wife energy. If he had survived instead of Sadie, he would not have made it in the gang. He gets emotional over the idea of using pesticides to keep bugs off his tomatoes. He is malewife extraordinaire and cries at least once a week about missing his wife who he is nauseatingly in love with.

He went with them to get Sadie obviously and the gang were a little nervous how he would respond to bounty hunter more ghost than people living weapon that is the Sadie Adler they knew? Plus this is post Micah's death so they heard ALL about that as well. Sadie Adler is terrifying. How could such a delicate marshmallow man handle it?

It is immediately very obvious that that's just Sadie's personality. It is exaggerated but very much just how she's always been she could say the most threatening violent comment with the coldest scowl and Jake's just there like wow that's my wife isn't she amazing <3 <3 <3

He is not at all surprised she became a bounty hunter and murderer she was always capable of it he just asked her nicely not to kill people so she didn't but she was always that one thing away from becoming the woman we know and love. Also how quickly Sadie goes from cold scowl to smiling affectionately kissing her husband like he is her squishy soft rock.

Also Sadie is very much bisexual being in a relationship with a man does not erase that Jake has always known and is very supportive every night he gives thanks to the women who fumbled Sadie Adler so he could marry her. Gender roles are not welcome in their relationship hell gender as a concept doesn't belong in their relationship they both wear skirts on hot days and Jake wears lipstick more often than Sadie does. Sadie pegs.

She met him at the stables he was working at, picked him up like a stray cat and said we're married now. She proposed to him and he cried. Finding someone who complimented her in every way was a once in a million and she never moved on from that. He enjoys the domestic chores she loathes, never questions or raises an eyebrow at her wearing pants or wielding a gun. Both of them happy to move into the middle of no where because neither one of them wanted their dynamic being scrutinized like they are happy being in their own world regardless of era.

The gang are still in awe of how well they balance each other out. There was divine intervention in them being so perfectly made for each other let alone finding each other in canon era it's so much clearer how they seemed so lost and distraught being apart. Why Sadie was still mourning and talking about Jake in 1907 when she had lost him for longer than she'd known him at that point. Two people could not be more perfect for each other.

SECOND POINT

Sadie starts playing harmonica again now that she has her Jakey back. And Jake, who in a similar way stopped playing when he didn't have his Sadie his amore, gets another violin (this is a hc that I will die defending let him play fiddle while Sadie's on harmonica little homesteading country music losers). Charles also plays harmonica and it is very 'same hat!!' when they realize. Teach each other songs too.

Javier plays around with electric guitar but is an acoustic purist, but because Isaac plays electric guitar they have great little jam sessions together. Javier loves having someone who asks questions and wants to learn guitar like Isaac is pretty good by the time 1911 gang arrive but he is so happy to also have someone who likes guitar as much as he does and he can learn from. Rip Isaac's friends trying to keep up 'hey you up for crime this afternoon' 'no sorry i'm going to go play guitar with my stoner mexican uncle. his autistic boyfriend who is also a stoner is making soda bread!'

Uncle gets a banjo again and also a ukulele because he thinks they look goofy.

Also Sean plays jaw harp? Fun character fact. Lenny also forgets this fact and can be found walking around the house looking for whatever bug is making that weird buzzing noise and turns out Sean couldn't sleep and was just boinging along with his jaw harp.

Gang bonfire nights go wild on the jam sessions. Little southern orchestra with the banjo, two harmonicas, a fiddle, a jaw harp and guitars all going.

[vryivs]

time for the hsr update liveblog

im gonna sob. jing yuan is such a Dad. yanqing is such a Son

thinking so much about yanqing being forced to act older than his age but getting to let loose and actually be a kid when it comes to the things hes interested in

i love him

"miss march" LOOK AT MY POLITE SON!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!

save my son from bureaucracy. and also from my daughter

ok why does huaiyan have and old man model when its canon that xianzhou natives dont physically age

hes old enough to be blades master so hes not an outworlder. what gives

he talks like a man who's had to spend extended time listening to the ramblings of a toddler and now is fazed by nothing

fu hua please give these old men a break

the fact yanqing looks to jing yuan to answer questions... oh baby

also jing yuan is so proud of him its so cute

hes so polite. even though she stole yanzhuo

oh yunli is an ASSHOLE

'you lost your sword because you were unfocused and now you have to fight me to get it back instead of expecting me to hand it over'

lmao the dad voice came out

i really like how its clear that yanqing is a lot more even tempered now. he only even entertains the idea of fighting yunli when she directly challenges him (after insulting him too!)

and when jing yuan warns him he immediately steps back

baby's first diplomatic mission

yunli darling i think yanzhuo is scared because it was possessed by a demon, not because yanqing is mean

this is so sweet. he really is jing yuans son

and remembering blades comment that jing yuan was a hothead as a kid. oh man. the parallels. oh boy

ok im not crazy. thank god

JING YUAN LORE

man it must be crazy for huaiyan to see this rebellious kid who became a knight against his parents wishes eventually succeed teng xiao and grow into one of the best generals the xianzhou has seen

i am ignoring the death flags yet again

hes so sincere its adorable

ok bestie cool it down. you have bigger fish to fry

I AM IGNORING THE DEATH FLAGS

jing yuan you cant die. he will be orphaned AGAIN

i dont know if he can take that

the parallel of jing yuan being told hes overthinking things by huaiyan and yanqing overthinking jing yuan

he is literally jing yuans mini me its so cute

yanqing, dan heng and jing yuan all sharing the same thoughts. i love their dynamic. they are the understanderrrrrs

MISTER DAN HENG

sobs

man yanqing is too young to be implicated in political intri-

hang on. if the abundance yanqing theory is true its gonna look real bad on jing yuan for looking after him. and like. that would be the ideal twist for this

but its only a continuance its fine nothing too important will happen

i hope

YANQING STEPPING IN TO PROTECT LINGSHA HES SO CUTE

hes good boy. jing yuan raised him well

this is maybe the first praise he's had to his face like. ever

at least in the entire game

well now we know why jing yuan was so uneasy

huaiyan's remark was so pointed jesus.

im curious to see where they'll go with this because i bet jy feels guilty as all hell

yes yunli thats what trauma does. and adding to it by insulting him and confiscating his property will totally help

she is so. 13. this is a 13yo

its striking me that yunli is everything yanqing haters claim that he is

i really hope yunli gets some character development. i can see all the yanqing stans realising this ^ and talking smack about her.

btw. dont do that. thats my 13yo edgy emo daughter

FEIXIAO IS SO HOT

well. i guess i do need a wind dps

oh my god shes so hot. oh my god

hes so excited to see her this is so cute

hey. she. she kinda looks like kiana. now that i think about it. with her hair like that and the blue eyes

ok its fine they dont share a va. false alarm. no kiana yet

bur GOD does she make me nostalgic for the og

kiana would absolutely say this

acheron come get your girl

DIPLOMACY KING!!!!

fearing how westerners will react to him being ticked off by yunli because they dont understance face

every girlboss must have her malewife

this warms my heart

she really is kaslana coded

[petit-cactus]

TGCF characters astrology placements

Xie Lian: July 15th

So we know he's a Cancer boy. For some reason i totally see him being a Pisces moon. definetely has Aquarius placements too

Hua Cheng: June 10th

Raging Gemini. There is Scorpio high up on his chart, i can smell it. He has that Boldly emotional but scared of being shot in the heart vibe. Also Taurus placements because of the lavishness and sensuality...

Shi Qingxuan: my favorite character in tgcf after Hua Cheng. Fun, playful, full of life...

I've seen people con them as an Aquarius, i personally think they're more of a sweet Saggitarius. I'm gonna for Saggitarius Sun Taurus Moon because one of my friend has this placement and she gives me major SQX vibes.

He Xuan: Saggitarius too since he's SQX's astro twin. Pretty sure he did have that potential to be a fun, loving person once upon a time.

Despite his cold personnality, you can tell he longs for that warm cozy life....

Feng Xin: my favorite angry malewife. Dense but loving... it's kinda giving Aries + probably an earth moon (Taurus again?)

Mu Qing: the original mean girl. Very realistic but definetely emotional and vengeful. Virgo Sun Scorpio Moon, me thinks.

Pei Ming: Manwhore Mansplain Manipulate, i love him very much. Libra Sun all the way (no one is as much of a serial charmer as a Libra man). Probably Leo Moon. Considering he is that good alpha male mix of confident, sexy and boastful.

Ling Wen: Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss, no wonder she's Pei Ming's bestie. Capricorn girl. Something in her points towards Air Moon (Aquarius?).

Yushi Huang: Taurus mommy. She's giving warm, mature, mother-earth taurus vibes.

Jun Wu: he's a hard to read character... for plot purposes i assume it must be close to xie lian? Which makes sense tbh... Only a cancer could be so unhinged (im a cancer, i know what im talking about)

I'm not that familiar with the remaining characters (Yin Yu, QYZ, LQQ, Qi Rong...) but ill proabbly make a pt.2 for them~

[frenchkanna1808]

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS SAYS ABOUT YOU: YTTD EDITION

PART 1) THE PARTICIPANTS

SARA CHIDOUIN:

You can’t stop praising her about how amazing of a protagonist she is compared to other protags in similar games such as danganronpa. You would and WILL fight anyone that says anything bad about your homegirl an you DEFINITELY need therapy

JOE TAZUNA:

You have the terrible habit of falling immediately in love with the best friend archetype that we met in the beginning who’s clearly gonna die. When they die you keep telling yourself you won’t be fooled again and then you do. Anyway you are in denial

KEIJI SHINOGI:

You keep justifying you love for him by using the “he’s a complex character, he’s deep and shit” but that’s just an excuse to not say “i want him to carnally fuck me and treat my little bitch with his huge arms and tits”. Whatever sexuality you were before, his deep look probably turned you gay. Anyhow you are horny as fuck and you definitely need therapy, you little whor-

REKO YABUSAME:

Either you are the the most gay motherfucker on the planet or you’re veeeeeeeeeeery straight.  you’re favorite ship is naoreko. NEVERTHELESS you want her to step on you. 

Q-TARO BURGERBERG: 

there is exactly two type of q-taro fans, The meme lord or the 20 page Reddit post defending his character from any criticism. We allllll know which ever type of fan you are, you cried like a baby in his final moments.

 KAZUMI MISHIMA:

You definitely made every possible outcome in ytts, an replayed it multiple times. You probably follow  “ mishima-in-places-he-shouldnt-be” and is still sad that this gentle loving dude had to die first why it is. always. the. cool. dudes. who. dies. first., WHY, WHY NANKIDAI ?

KANNA KIZUCHI: 

You are awesome, smart, and just the perfect person to be around, you’re aura smells pure awesomeness, no, NO i am not biased.at.all it’s not like  she’s my profile picture. 

In all seriousness, you probably crave any green bling content and also loves shin too but kanna passion and pure kindness made you make the choice to kill shin. It seemed to difficult to vote for a kid so you voted shin. You relate to kanna struggles And ADORES her character development in 3b. Also you definitely need many therapy session (not projecting at all) .

NAO EGOKORO: 

If being a joe fan is sadness, a greenbling fan depression, well being a nao fan is literal despair and anger with anguish. Bro what the fuck did she do to have such an horrible end like that, her entire experience in the death game was  a pure nightmare. Homegirl did nothing wrong, she shouldn’t literally even be here dude😭😭. You have only one consolation is that now she’s in heaven with her girlfriend, also obviously you ship naoreko

GIN IBUSHI:

You are right in fact you are 99.99 percent of the fandom. And i know that if one day you see anyone put gin below S tier or say anything relatively negative about him, you WILL find them, you WILL track them , and you’re gonna BOIL THEM ALIVE. And i will probably cheer you so go on, pop off, girlboss or mansplain bestie !  

KAI SATOU:

You are mesmerized by his beautiful aura and luscious long mane. Every time the characters talk about him you feel so much happiness that his sacrifice was in the end really worth it, but still you cry that the cutest malewife had to go first.

ALICE YABUSAME:

His atrocious hair made you burn your eyes, his cringe fail personality made you laugh but his death destroyed you entirely. In the end you fell for this transmasc king. If you played logic rote you probably died a second time lol.

S H I N  T S U K I M I:

Shin tsukimi, oh, Shin Tsukimi the character of all time. So from what i understand he’s your favorite character. Were you the weird kid in your class when you were in high school or that one queer kid that tried to hide your identity but everyone knew just by a single look? Just by looking at you i can see a lot of self loathing and unaddressed personal issues that you try hiding under a rug instead of actually addressing them. Do you take time to eat, to drink, don’t forget to take a break from negativity when you are at your lowest, okay ? Diagnosing you is pretty hard you probably have a thousand problems but at least, i hope, not as much as this little dumbass.                                           There is two type of shin fans:

-the one who want to punch him, shove him into a locker and bully him 

-the one who want to give him a warm hug, a nice soup and a good night of sleep.                                                                                                                    In both cases, you are exactly like him and projecting so hard onto him. Also you are supeeeeeer gay like extra gay. Like your aura smells GAY you know. No cis het allo kinnie of shins exist actually, it’s as possible as dividing 0 by 0.  

So conclusion go to therapy

KUGIE KIZUCHI:

Ao3 is your god, your lord and everything that you need to live. Every time ao3 get down you die inside. You crave any content of her and wish that we can know more in the future about her (i do too) and you probably feel in love with her trough fanfic.

MEGUMI SASAHARA:

You guys exists? Well you like evil boss woman, i guess.

This shit full of errors and mistakes also this is a joke don’t get offended, remember as a greenbling fan i am probably the least respected type of yttd fan, well above the keiji simps you guys are wild. 

[hoverboards-and-dragons]

How do you think Eve ended up falling for Lucifer and Lilith individually?

I actually think Lucifer and Eve have more a friends with benefits bromance, they are the best of besties, they still casually flirt and hookup, they love each other but are not quite in love

Lilith and Eve met first, before the fall, draw in by curiosity over the first other woman they've ever seen, they are drastically different people and also found great similarities

and, like, look at Lily, who wouldn't fall in love

Anyways then Lilith took her home to Lucifer like a stray cat hoping he could grant her higher thought in the same way he did for Lily but Eve didn't have the same inherent potential for it

hence they begin scheming with the Fruit of Good and Evil, grew pretty close. Eve got her taste of freewill and Lu and Li got sent to hell, so now alone with no where else to go Eve took her free will and used it to turn her ass around and go back to Adam

She was very on the fence if the entire situation was a good idea or a mistake born of hasty young blind love and a mind that couldn't quite think properly, especially after Cain and Abel, I do wanna think she still loved Adam in his own way

until she died

Given she still fulfilled her role as mother of humanity she was more than a little pissed to find herself in hell while Adam went to Heaven

So she threw up her hands "Alright fine, original sin was actually a great idea! Fuck Heaven and Fuck everything it stands for, anything is preferable to answering to those idiots, if you excuse me I'm gonna go get Railed by my Girlboss and Malewife ruling couple of hell for the rest of eternity!"

[caliburn-the-sword]

flf reactions chapters 10-15

i'm gonna do a genius thing where i actually type my reactions on tumblr instead of doing it all on my goddamn notes app in my phone and then painstakingly having to retype them because i'm too lazy to copy and paste and send to my other email. and then be so scared of the task that i procrastinate the fuck out of it and end up taking over a week just to read 5 chapters from the paralysation. slay. spoilers ahead

rosalind is just like me fr i too like to slam imperialism

JULIETTE MENTIONED!!!!

lost couple from the city??? celia and oliver EZ PZ - OMG I WAS RIGHT

i adore ah dou. what are the odds he knows everything

ORION YAY nvm it's the inferior hong brother oliver

silas is so real for his shit sleep schedule he's just like me fr

oliver can stitch a hem?? i was about to call him a malewife for that before remembering he's a commie lmao

awww we got silas' and the priest's meet cute. adorable

i'm laughing at the dramatic irony. poor oblivious silas. i love him and i love phoebe

awww poor orion and his mommy issues. it's interesting to hear them from silas' perspective as a perfectly loved and cared for boy

AYO SILAS??? honestly they wouldn't be besties if one didn't question whether or not he had feelings for the other skfjnhsd

what i'm saying is orion is the rizzler

[bleep-blop-lizard-hop]

Warrior Thought

Warrior season 3 episode 8

Yeah I know it’s a bit late but I had to process my fucking Feels

I can’t believe Hoon Lee was like “It’s a break from the drama! More happy and romantic!”

HE IS AN EVIL MASTERMIND (because he wrote this episode)

The Chinese celebrating love and the ducks celebrating hate/racism.

“Maybe we’ll finally see the tongs come together” hopefully because Fuckley out there making racist ass Trump speeches to “cleanse” the country

The costumes and visuals in Warrior are fucking amazing! Mai Ling and Li Yong in their wedding attire! Ah Toy in PURPLE yesss! 

Li Yong getting hit with sticks to show his devotion to Mai Ling. Li Yong sparring  with Kạn Pak. Foreshadowing for later.

Ah Toy hates weddings, why? Because she’s an inherently pessimistic person? Because they’re a painful reminder of her husband? I just know for sure that she’d let Nellie wife her up in a heartbeat 

SHUT UP WE GOT HONG AND AH TOY TOGETHER FOR A HOT MINUTE

Hong: “This food is so good mom!”

Ah Toy: “Mmmhmm cool, I’m thinking about murder and my wife.”

Ah Toy looking at Ah Sahm and Yan Mi. Supporting him like he supported her and Nellie! I love their dynamic as platonic besties and confidantes.

Those fuckers just couldn’t leave Ah Toy alone! I was NOT expecting her to go cannibal and bite his nose off! That fan blade omggg SLAY QUEEN

Hoon, “romantic and happy” means nothing to me without Ah Toy/Nellie. If Bill’s wife can miraculously come back last season, Nellie can too damn it. Ah Toy was like “Its safer in Chinatown” but every episode has her getting attacked and stressing about her shoulder. Like babe he’s already won if could make you give up your wife and happiness to go back to Chinatown. OK really looks like Lai is gonna go after Dickland herself next episode. So maybe  Ah Toy will fight him in the finale. DON’T KILL LAI

I KNEW this would happen with Father Jun and YJ! At some point, YJ will have to put him out of his misery. Ughh my heart!

Ah Sahm is still cursed in the romance department, huh? Young Jun is out for Yan Mi and the cops are on her trail, too. I hope she won’t die and just leave the city.

Li Yong, the elders are actually being very reasonable here. They’re just asking for better communication and less crazy decisions! He’s such a malewife for Mai Ling. Like I get it, he knows her and her story like nobody else. But come on, dude. You’re gonna regret it. 

So not a Red Wedding…but a Red Honeymoon. Warrior is very good at creating fight scenes that matter. They have stakes, they drive the story and the characters forward. Li Yong killing his best friend to protect Mai Ling was so emotional! He even yelled at Mai Ling to get out! That’s how you know he finally broke. How much more is he willing to sacrifice for her and love? Chao was right, love has consequences. 

Mai Ling is a complicated bad bitch. She’s ruthless and power-hungry. But her feelings for Li Yong and Ah Sahm are real, deep down. At this rate, she’s gonna push away everyone who could be an ally. Can’t wait to see how this will affect her and Li Yong.

The second biggest fight was Bill vs Chief Atwood. I must say, Bill’s been growing on me this season. He was the only one who gave a shit when Atwood was terrorizing the Chinese. The other cops are just mad that he’s punishing their people, too. Still, 5 years in prison for stealing some food is ludicrous. Atwood is an evil menace for everyone, white or Chinese.  I’ve been waiting all season for Bill to beat the shit out of him! Too bad it’s gonna bite him in the ass later.

Wdym there’s only 2 more episodes?? Didn’t season 3 just premiered like yesterday???

This season feels a lot darker or is it just me? Fuckley is mayor and everything is falling apart. Nobody is even remotely ok

[ginkovskij]

top 5 toshirō mifune movies? 👀

Ah, good question (←vibrating at glass shattering frequencies)

1. Throne of Blood (1957). Anyone surprised? This movie is simply brilliant and possibly rewired my entire perception of Macbeth. I fear anything I could say about it wouldn't be enough to just give the fair idea of just how great this movie in any possible way. Go watch it NOW. Trust me.

2. Rashōmon (1950) and Seven Samurai (1964) share the position because I can't decide which one I like better, although for different reasons. In these Mifune is a handsome wild thing, his presence is immense, his physicality is amazing breathtaking mesmerizing. He's bigger than life, especially as Kikuchiyo. But there's also that scene as Tajomaru (posting it under cut in case you want to watch it) which literally made me gasp in genuine awe. Truly a beast of prey. Different but both extremely good performances and excellent movies. Turns out there's a reason both of them are held so high in regard by so so many people.

3. Stray Dog (1949). Although not my first Kurosawa Akira movie, it was my first movie with Mifune (that I watched with my friend Maša!!). I had no idea what to expect of him! During the watch my friend commented “he's wild! babe, i love you!” which in hindsight is funny because that's approximately the same thought passing by Kurosawa's head when he first saw him during his studio auditions. Anyway, some people will ba haters, but still this movie is very good. And I am biased.

4. Red Beard (1965). My bestie Yakusho Kōji named this one in his top four Japanese movies of all times (: and I trust him (:

5. Tokyo Sweetheart (1952). For the last position I decided not to name The Bad Sleep Well, High and Low, Yojimbo and Sanjuro or The Idiot (wink wink) that by the way are an absolute must watch!! to leave instead the spot to this less known movie which is a tragedy, but a comedy about it. Like, it's not the best movie you'll ever watch, but it's rather pleasant and not too predictable as you may think. Malewife Mifune (:

brr

[mingus-archives]

who are your fav ships in warrior (canon and non-canon)

Honestly I'm p much happy with all ships because I just want to see people going feral over these characters and Warrior like I currently am!

but.....

My personal favs are (as of s3e6):

Canon:

-Mai Ling x Li Yong (ultimate malewife x girlboss pairing)

-Ah Toy x Nellie (anything to make Ah Toy happy bb)

-Hong x Marcel-the singer (they so genuinely happy rn it's making my heart sing)

-Ah Sahm x Yan Mi (I love a woman who can inspire Ah Sahm to use his chaos energy for good)

Non-Canon:

-Ah Sahm x Young Jun (I mean it's right there, they're so obsessed with each other, I love them, every scene that's just them has so much romantic tension istg)

-Ah Sahm x Young Jun x Hong (Hong deserves some love from them too my wonderful cringefail Hop Wei husbands)

-Ah Toy x Mai Ling (just imagine the power they would have + they understand each others' pasts)

-Ah Sahm x Ah Toy (I personally like them better as besties but I like Ah Sahm paired with anyone who could step on me)

-Ah Sahm x Li Yong (so hot + enemies to lovers + it would drive Mai Ling insane)

-Buckley x Jail (someone stop this man)

-Chao x some peace and quiet (after this past ep this man deserves a break)

[gay-arsonists-lullaby]

Character introduction: Vojtech

• Vojtech -- composed of the Slavic elements voj (from Old Slavic vojъ /'army') + teh (from the root of Old Slavic utěha/'comfort, consolation'), meaning literally 'consolation of the army' and figuratively 'strengthening of the army'. it can mean "joyous warrior" or "he who enjoys war" {lol why am I doing this to him? Voj, baby, I am sorry}

• he/him, asexual and demiromantic

• a boy who once was bright and young and full of life now has deal with the horrors of the world and its figurative monsters, all while trying his best to not become a literal monster {key word is *trying*}

• MANSLAUGHTER, MANIPULATE, MALEWIFE

• literally ‘if that twink from Sokoliar Tomáš/Tomas and the Falcon King had depression and killed a few people’ {aka. he is the Ostkík to Eva's Formína}

• “sme rana a nôž, sme prvada a lož. / we are the knife and the wound, we are the lie and the truth. ” - LÁSKA MOJA

• “‘are you decent?’ morally, no, but I am wearing pants if that's what you're asking.”

• ‘láska, bože, láska, kde ťa ľudia berú? /love, oh, love, where do people find you? ’ but as in ‘really, where? do they, like, sell it at the market or- ’

• DAYLIGHT - David Kushner

• “sneh padá v nás / otázky neviem klásť / ako sa máš? / odpovieš v lete až. | snow is falling within us / I can't ask questions / how are you doing? / you will answer in the summer.” - V LETE TI POVIEM AKO SA MÁM/

• “just, you know, don't go where I can't follow.”

• Hozier vibes (when my time comes around / lay me gently in the cold dark earth / no grave can hold my body down / I'll crawl home to her)

•“honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago / idealism sits in prison / chivalry fell on its sword / innocence died screaming / honey, ask me I should know / I slithered here from Eden just to hide outside your door.” - FROM EDEN

• “a weapon? a monster? a child.”

• “unclench your fists, my lover, the war is over now. (I’ve forgotten how to uncurl my fingers from the trigger.)” - teach me how to be at peace again ( J.P. )

• *uses frilly shirts and nice jackets to hide scars of the past* I mean, he may be repressing his trauma but at least he's slaying! (depressed but well dressed)

• “do not corner me. I am a wild animal.”

• “-legendy, duševné choroby, halucinácie, prípadne prípady kanibalizmu.” - príčiny vlkolačstva, Wikipédia

• TO BE ALONE - Hozier / NFWMB - Hozier

• “ideas for you: pretty boy aesthetic and existential crisis”

• “and I- I don't know. I thought she looked at me like there was something worth looking at, I suppose. like I was worth looking at.”

• sometimes a babygirl is just a blood-drenched man who is constantly on the verge of tears.

• full on “my wife will be hearing about this” vibes {brain gone, only thoughts of wife now}

• “you are right. maybe that person they speak of is not who I really am. but, to tell you the truth, I no longer remember who I am actually supposed be. ”

• “it's okay to murder people but it's never okay to disrespect your wife”

• to quote my bestie:

“ fellow man hot and slutty for the aesthetic, not for actual people. ”

• plus, an official statement from Eva:

“‘he's a murderer!’ to you. to me, he's the love of my life.”

statement follow-up: plus, I am also a murderer so at least we match.

• PAIN, LONGING, MISERY AND LOVE, POSSIBLY. {arcs}

[sansaorgana]

I'm probably exaggerating but I was thinking of thrown to the wolves (as usual these days) and I just remembered a scene from "The queen of nothing" by Holly Black. There was a scene where the main character is being introduced by her malewife and he says something like: to friends I offer my hospitality in parties and wine and to my enemies I offer my wife's hospitality, the hospitality of the blade

I'm not sure that's exactly what Cardan said cause I read it once about a year ago and it was the Spanish version, but for some reason in my head I could see the reader holding court with some foreign dignitaries shortly after killing the baron and taking over Geidi Prime and everytihings hands from a thread, and so she's like: I will be nice and we can be political besties or you can turn around and see my maniac husband and his blade collection lol

And they turn and there's Feyd standing there with some blades, smiling like that creepy dude from Courage the coward dog

BTW, can I make a meme or two about the story? I love memes

that's exactly the vibe I want from them in the future 😀 I know Feyd was described as intelligent sociopath in the movie so he's not a brainless guard dog – the Reader sometimes mentions that she wishes he was because her life would be easier if he was stupid – but I think she's gonna make him go completely crazy about her and their family in the most unhinged sense of this word because it's the first time he is experiencing these feelings and they feel surprisingly nice and he can't get enough.

people would fear her because of her political power but they'd mostly fear what her husband would do 😂 because they'd know that he would do ANYTHING if she asked. but I also like to imagine she'd be able to stop him from doing things she doesn't want him to do.

you're free to make memes, this is very sweet that someone thinks of my story so much!!! 😍😀