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satancxm · 7 months ago

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my pookie wookie smookie dookie cookie bear (sketch)

#stardew haley #stardew valley #sdv fanart #sdv haley #lesbian haley real #lesbian haley #marry me haley #shes so pretty #i would do anything for her #im haleys biggest fan #i love mean girls #and blondes #i love mean blondes

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s-aint-elmo · 1 year ago

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those canaries weren't kidding this dungeon CAN swallow you whole

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+ bonus touden siblings side by side bc i had fun figuring out their resemblance w/o making them outright clones

#dungeon meshi #marcille donato #falin touden #laios touden #senshi of izganda #izutsumi #chilchuck tims #doodles #mine #yknow the first time i learned that the dunmeshi lesbians farcille were both blonde was such a harrowing moment but theyve grown on me sinc #does not mean i will let them both be pasty tho. marcille is italian get a tan blonde girl. love and peace #figuring out the faces is a precursor to proper fanart. so be forewarned

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vaguely-concerned · 5 months ago

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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hawkinasock · 4 months ago

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My personal take on the Abundance Yanqing theory.

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr fanart #abundance!yanqing theory #my art #yanqing #yanqing hsr #yaoshi hsr #yes yaoshi is a deadbeat #inspo was the tartary lamb just ignore the stalk protruding from the back instead of the belly #i was struggling #in my head he's sort of like a fruit of the arbor thats taken on a human form #mb yaoshi created him personally im not sure #also no ones pointed out yet that theres flocks of golden swallows in the roots of the arbor? right before fighting phantylia?#is it just me thats noticed that? cause it seems like quite the mighty big coincidence just saying #yanqing and luocha being the only xianzhou characters with blonde hair has me in a chokehold as well #like it has to mean smth right??#also jing yuan knows and hasnt told anyone #because his love for his son outweighs his duties as a general #thats my based take of the day #thank you

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byjovewhataspend · 6 months ago

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Kacchan Bias

the left wouldnt be REMOTELY interesting to me if it werent for the right

#bakugou katsuki #kacchan #bnha #mha #“universe where he never did anything wrong”#so just a nice pretty blonde? thats kaminari #“no no i mean where he is still loud and gremlinface and antagonistic but never said that stuff to deku”#MONOMA NEITO is RIGHT THERE #him starting off as a VILE ANIMAL CREATURE is why i love him #i love it. its NECESSARY CONTEXT.#if he was just the perfect guy so soft so sweet so smart and had never done anythign bad i really wouldnt care at all #ALSO muzzle #my art #kinda #as in i added the stuff its jsut a meme

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chaamomiles · 9 months ago

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1 of a few design ideas I wanted to try :)

#qsmp tallulah #qsmp #qsmp fanart #tallulah fanart #qsmp eggs #tallulah my beloved #could not get the clothes looking right so i gave up #i mean they're okay i guess #BLOND STREAKS FOR PHIL #i love her #my art

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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I want you whipped into shape!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #wang lingjiao #wen zhuliu #'When I say jump - say “how high'”? You know you're doing it right when you start to cry!“#Of course I can't resist the Legally blonde reference. This is the Elle Woods is canon in PD-MDZS blog #I love this scene so much. There are a lot of things to say about it and I would go over the limit if I indulged.#Suffice it to say the main takeaway *here* is that I think YZY is milfboss of the millennia.#I intended for this to be posted on international women's day but my ambition led me to keep trying to make it better.#And by better I mean I spent several days (re)drawing this one and that is **not** what poorly-drawn-mdzs is supposed to be about.#I will be making the next few comics worse to compensate <3 At the very least I will honour my time and tag it as 'better drawn'#('my time' spent hunched over my desk while I chant 'this concept is *not* above my skill level!' over and over again)#Funny story about PD!Wen Zhuliu; he was supposed to show up sooner but I kept accidently cutting the comics he would have been in.#So I like to think he just went on a long coffee run. 'Go get me an (insert coffee chain) pink drink' said Wen Chao.#'He never said from which location' said Wen Zhuliu as he proceeded to walk 100km to the farthest cafe he could find.

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blossoms-phan · 2 months ago

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I LOVE YOUUUU (x)

#im so excited for this #their little polite laughs at the end #i can’t believe the longest leg of the tour is about to start.#we’re going to get unhinged 2024 door open dnp content on the tour bus #dressing room and possibly hotel room videos GAHHHHH #cannot fucking wait #they’re so funny for the window coverings wholly necessary I know but I’ll just imagine they actually live in a windows xp background #dan’s hair is soooo pretty I always miss the floofy sides but the curls are thriving #i love this sweater sm I can’t wait to see it in a m&g #don’t be sad blonde root truthers it just means we get to slowly watch it grow out again #dnp #dan and phil #phan #tit tour #daniel howell #phil lester #terrible influence tour #dnptit

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diddlesnap · 29 days ago

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this line always shocked me like i always forget peeta's popular because the only friend of his who's ever so much as named is delly. and they were really just friends when they were little kids.

#katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #haymitch abernathy #the hunger games #hunger games #thg #and dellys initially mentioned and katniss has no clue she and peeta are even friends like shes just a girl katniss knows of #i mean peeta mentions his family and sometimes im like ohhhh yeah i forgot he had a family at one point #like peeta's social life is so irrelevant and thats funny to me because gale gets coworkers that get named #thom is even an almost memorable character. and with peeta its just like yeah he has people hanging out nearby him i guess #and like tbh if peeta wanted katniss to give a shit about the peopel who are important to him he shouldve tried not being a blonde man #anyway this is MOSTLY just to show off all their designs in one place #this is also older but i fixed it up #oh god its 9pm thats my bedtime i gotta go to sleeeepy im secretly 70 years old dont tell anyone #two drawings in one day just for you because these drawings were already completed im just editing and posting them . love and light

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myuminji · 1 year ago

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dedicated to the audience: me, myself, and I— I finished the discarded sketch

#another idea i had that never goes through: post-tristamp ww who lost vash meets post trimax vash who lost ww #i wasn't mean enough to do it #nah i lied i honestly would but i got too lazy to draw that and settled with this instead HAHA #tired guy can get a treat. meets his partner's adjacent but lil-ify. who gets concerned for him the first thing he sees #breaks his heart even more wondering how his ww would react if he could see him now. and knowing lil guy will also get the impending doom #and we have lil guy who gets a treat to see his partner's hair not the blonde he'd always known and loved #who cries when asked and never gets an answer #sorry i ramble too much this is supposed to be silly but i ended up overthinking it #myuminjiart

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detectivehole · 10 months ago

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the deep overlap on this site between people really into star trek tos and people really into acd sherlock holmes

#i biased because i'm really into both but that also means i see a lot of interaction from either parties on my own blogs so. it's real #yea we love that dynamic the [checks notes] tall brunette with a stick up his ass #and his blond friend? yea sounds right #mine

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kacievvbbbb · 2 months ago

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Laios Touden proving once again that blonde men are strange, unusual and they are NOT to be trusted.

you can't trust a blonde man even no matter how pretty they are 😔. They always gonna do some weird ass shit. but you gotta love em 🙂‍↕️

#Because really what kind of grown man is blonde?#I think he's maybe two morality breaks away from being a cannible/j #he's the blonde man I'd trust the most tho which considering the company he is keeping is does not mean alot #he's so weird I fucking love him #you've never met a weirder gooder boy #kc watches #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeons and dragons #dunmeshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #laios thorden #dunmeshi laios #blonde men #and their off selves

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coquettemouse · 2 months ago

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Friends who ship Valgrace... I think I just realized something

#valgrace #I mean Calhoun and Jason are soldiers #Leo and Felix are both repairmen #they are supper sillies when they fall in love #They are the short one in the relationship #Jason and Calhoun are both blonde #and tall #With a serious face #Felix and Leo are both REALLY awkward during #social interaction #heroes of olympus

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lepakonpaska · 1 year ago

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Our Flag Means Death tarot - 1/9 (black and white version under read more)

Stede really is the essence of this card, there was no one else I could've possibly picked for this drawing <3 anyways next one's gonna be the moon, featuring everyone's favorite evil little rat man

Indian ink and watercolor on mixed media paper

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd art #stede bonnet #why is posting art on tumblr so much scarier than ig #anyways!! enjoy my beloved smart dumb blonde man #i loved doing this so much it was my first time inking a whole piece with a quill :')#definitely challenging but so so fun

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ourflagmeansgayrights · 1 year ago

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community that has only seen themselves represented in a small handful of romance stories that aren’t explicitly about their real-world oppression, watching a new show or movie where they are represented in a romantic story that isn’t explicitly about their real-world oppression: getting a lot of “that other show with a queer romance that isn’t explicitly about real-world homophobia” vibes from this

#ofmd #our flag means death #good omens #good omens 2 #gentlebeard #blackbeard #aziracrow #txt #og #mine #listen i love pattern recognition as much as the next person but please. please.#the similarities between ed/stede and azi/crow are SURFACE LEVEL #the relationship dynamics are VERY DIFFERENT #one is opposite sides of a war and sworn enemies whose lives are dedicated to The Mission who accidentally fall in love #the other one is two incredibly lonely men who have never had a real friend meeting each other later in life and becoming instant besties #they’re not the same!!! AND THIS IS A GOOD THING!!!!!!!!!!#like do y’all really want all your queer romances to be the same goddamn dynamic over and over again?????#that’s stupid! you should want your diverse romances to be DIVERSE!!!!#go/ofmd both have fancy silly blond man paired with a goth who wears dark clothes #and they both had. very tragic end-of-season cliffhangers due to the blond man’s internalized emotional hangups #but stede/azi are very different characters. and it’s ed/crowley are also very different characters #and their romances! are very different from each other!!!!!#i GET why the comparisons are being made but man they’re getting annoying lol

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elvisqueso · 5 months ago

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Pocahontas (1995) is a good movie, actually, btw

#yesss. yeesssss. torture the blond man some more.#pocahontasedit #fyeahpocahontas #disneyedit #disneyfeverdaily #disney animation #disneygif #pocahontasgif #disney's pocahontas #disney pocahontas #disney john smith #john smith #pocahontas x john smith #(kinda)#girl's got her priorities right tho look at her grabbing him ass-first in that last gif #most important thing to check #queso*gif #queso*edit #for real tho how do people not love this look at them yanking this twunk around by neck and pulling his hair and everything #and him just taking it like a slut. look: he's got almost a whole tiddy out 80% of the time #he's such a damsel i mean lookit this shit #john pomeroy was doing the Most here and we don't appreciate him enough for it #for real: on an animation level they were doing some insane shit with john's face in this movie #this whole was a Bitch to animate according to the directors and it's partly due to these character designs #john and pocahontas especially #and no wonder: fucking hell there's a lot going on here!#pocahontas (1995)

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