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cxxxmmm · 10 months ago

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my pookie wookie smookie dookie cookie bear (sketch)

#stardew haley #stardew valley #sdv fanart #sdv haley #lesbian haley real #lesbian haley #marry me haley #shes so pretty #i would do anything for her #im haleys biggest fan #i love mean girls #and blondes #i love mean blondes

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vaguely-concerned · 7 months ago

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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s-aint-elmo · 1 year ago

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those canaries weren't kidding this dungeon CAN swallow you whole

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+ bonus touden siblings side by side bc i had fun figuring out their resemblance w/o making them outright clones

#dungeon meshi #marcille donato #falin touden #laios touden #senshi of izganda #izutsumi #chilchuck tims #doodles #mine #yknow the first time i learned that the dunmeshi lesbians farcille were both blonde was such a harrowing moment but theyve grown on me sinc #does not mean i will let them both be pasty tho. marcille is italian get a tan blonde girl. love and peace #figuring out the faces is a precursor to proper fanart. so be forewarned

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hawkinasock · 7 months ago

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My personal take on the Abundance Yanqing theory.

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr fanart #abundance!yanqing theory #my art #yanqing #yanqing hsr #yaoshi hsr #yes yaoshi is a deadbeat #inspo was the tartary lamb just ignore the stalk protruding from the back instead of the belly #i was struggling #in my head he's sort of like a fruit of the arbor thats taken on a human form #mb yaoshi created him personally im not sure #also no ones pointed out yet that theres flocks of golden swallows in the roots of the arbor? right before fighting phantylia?#is it just me thats noticed that? cause it seems like quite the mighty big coincidence just saying #yanqing and luocha being the only xianzhou characters with blonde hair has me in a chokehold as well #like it has to mean smth right??#also jing yuan knows and hasnt told anyone #because his love for his son outweighs his duties as a general #thats my based take of the day #thank you

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byjovewhataspend · 9 months ago

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Kacchan Bias

the left wouldnt be REMOTELY interesting to me if it werent for the right

#bakugou katsuki #kacchan #bnha #mha #“universe where he never did anything wrong”#so just a nice pretty blonde? thats kaminari #“no no i mean where he is still loud and gremlinface and antagonistic but never said that stuff to deku”#MONOMA NEITO is RIGHT THERE #him starting off as a VILE ANIMAL CREATURE is why i love him #i love it. its NECESSARY CONTEXT.#if he was just the perfect guy so soft so sweet so smart and had never done anythign bad i really wouldnt care at all #ALSO muzzle #my art #kinda #as in i added the stuff its jsut a meme

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chaamomiles · 11 months ago

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1 of a few design ideas I wanted to try :)

#qsmp tallulah #qsmp #qsmp fanart #tallulah fanart #qsmp eggs #tallulah my beloved #could not get the clothes looking right so i gave up #i mean they're okay i guess #BLOND STREAKS FOR PHIL #i love her #my art

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beerecordings · 2 months ago

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another grey hair update!!!! thank you AP News for these pics and the Thankmas article!!

#jacksepticeye #i mean clearly there's some more blond highlights to even it out but it's lightening up which i am loving

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago

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I want you whipped into shape!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #wang lingjiao #wen zhuliu #'When I say jump - say “how high'”? You know you're doing it right when you start to cry!“#Of course I can't resist the Legally blonde reference. This is the Elle Woods is canon in PD-MDZS blog #I love this scene so much. There are a lot of things to say about it and I would go over the limit if I indulged.#Suffice it to say the main takeaway *here* is that I think YZY is milfboss of the millennia.#I intended for this to be posted on international women's day but my ambition led me to keep trying to make it better.#And by better I mean I spent several days (re)drawing this one and that is **not** what poorly-drawn-mdzs is supposed to be about.#I will be making the next few comics worse to compensate <3 At the very least I will honour my time and tag it as 'better drawn'#('my time' spent hunched over my desk while I chant 'this concept is *not* above my skill level!' over and over again)#Funny story about PD!Wen Zhuliu; he was supposed to show up sooner but I kept accidently cutting the comics he would have been in.#So I like to think he just went on a long coffee run. 'Go get me an (insert coffee chain) pink drink' said Wen Chao.#'He never said from which location' said Wen Zhuliu as he proceeded to walk 100km to the farthest cafe he could find.

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beabonnet · 2 months ago

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Sometimes I think about Ed Teach and feel overwhelmed by how much I love him. Truly the character of all time.

#edward teach #our flag means death #ofmd #I just think he deserves to be loved by a beautiful blond man

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joshuamj · 20 days ago

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EoW Zelda and Link designs

#loz #loz eow #the legend of zelda #echoes of wisdom #zelda #link #josh art tag #this took me waayyyy too long #but ive been meaning to do it for a while since honestly not long after posting my first design for Zelda #i ended up making this new one instead #so the last ref sheet has been outdated for a while #and people still reblog it sometimes!#i really like the new color palette for Zel #the last one just didnt feel as cohesive #also i love giving them brown eyes <3 #like i am absolutely not trying to police how other people draw them or anything. at the end of the day its just eye color #but like #its a slight bummer when so many people give them blue eyes... a majority of links and zeldas have blue eyes (and blond/pale hair)#like the only real exception i can think of is botw/totk zelda having green eyes #and i get that pale hair and blue eyes do look good like they are a good combo #but i want some variety!! and with the toony artstyles u can choose any color and have it not necessarily be incorrect #with toony black eyes i usually go for brown/gray/black for eye color to sorta match the toony look somewhat #but i was also lowkey considering purple for zeldas eyes. cuz i could do anything really since all we have to go off of is toony black eyes #so like im not trying to be mean at all i just think its a missed opportunity to go for blue instead of other more unique options #and honestly blond and brown eyes is an underrated combo they look really good together #but yea so basically anyone who gives them brown eyes (or other unique colors) u r awesome and i appreciate u <3 #but if u use blue thats valid too dont let me stop u if u really do like how they look with blue that isnt what im trying to do here

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blossoms-phan · 4 months ago

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I LOVE YOUUUU (x)

#im so excited for this #their little polite laughs at the end #i can’t believe the longest leg of the tour is about to start.#we’re going to get unhinged 2024 door open dnp content on the tour bus #dressing room and possibly hotel room videos GAHHHHH #cannot fucking wait #they’re so funny for the window coverings wholly necessary I know but I’ll just imagine they actually live in a windows xp background #dan’s hair is soooo pretty I always miss the floofy sides but the curls are thriving #i love this sweater sm I can’t wait to see it in a m&g #don’t be sad blonde root truthers it just means we get to slowly watch it grow out again #dnp #dan and phil #phan #tit tour #daniel howell #phil lester #terrible influence tour #dnptit

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diddlesnap · 3 months ago

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this line always shocked me like i always forget peeta's popular because the only friend of his who's ever so much as named is delly. and they were really just friends when they were little kids.

#katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #haymitch abernathy #the hunger games #hunger games #thg #and dellys initially mentioned and katniss has no clue she and peeta are even friends like shes just a girl katniss knows of #i mean peeta mentions his family and sometimes im like ohhhh yeah i forgot he had a family at one point #like peeta's social life is so irrelevant and thats funny to me because gale gets coworkers that get named #thom is even an almost memorable character. and with peeta its just like yeah he has people hanging out nearby him i guess #and like tbh if peeta wanted katniss to give a shit about the peopel who are important to him he shouldve tried not being a blonde man #anyway this is MOSTLY just to show off all their designs in one place #this is also older but i fixed it up #oh god its 9pm thats my bedtime i gotta go to sleeeepy im secretly 70 years old dont tell anyone #two drawings in one day just for you because these drawings were already completed im just editing and posting them . love and light

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mirellapryce · 1 month ago

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I need you all to see the vision. Something happens pre-Shiz for Galinda and Elphaba to meet as teens. Probably because Galinda's parents are rich and Elphaba's dad is a Governor. Anyway they meet and at some point they become best friends and then fall in love.

All this to say that when Nessarose goes to school, Galinda absolutely SCREECHES in delight and runs to kiss her Elphie in front of everyone. Then she spends the whole intro talking to Nessa about how she'll be the most beautiful SINGLE girl at Shiz, so as her future sister, Galinda will absolutely beat off all the boys and girls who do not meet her standards. Elphaba is just smitten.

#wicked #wicked 2024 #elphaba thropp #glinda upland #galinda upland #glinda x elphaba #Madame Morrible is having a bad day when she realises the most promising witch of her time comes as a package deal with this...blonde #But also I feel like part of the pre canon Elphaba Galinda pair means that Elphaba encouraged Galinda's studies and helped with her essays #I already think Galinda is smarter than assumed but in this case she really is cuz her loving gf forces her to actually use her brain #She knows Galinda is smart when she tries

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staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty · 3 months ago

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Can we please Acknowledge that Sanguinius looks like the Emperor in a wig here