#i love making shitposts it's my favorite thing to do. i will take requests if they're themed appropriately (beastlife themed)

[butterflieswhisper]

pretty much a shot by shot copy of the original by scrump

[yarrystyleeza]

𝓨𝓾𝓷𝓪'𝓼 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓭

𝓯𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻

𝓬𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷

The moment I've been waiting for has finally come! As I indicated in the headline, I've reached 200 followers here on Tumblr, thank you all so much, this truly means a lot to me, also thank you for the feedback I always got on my works and even my random shitposts! <3

and to celebrate this very important and remarkable life event— I had planned a sleepover celebration which consists of games, questions, asks, and of course, requests! <3

The sleepover will be a week long, from September 15th till the 21st of the same month where you can submit asks and requests!

As for games, I have a list of them!

Kiss/Marry/Kill: you give me three characters and I will sort each one in one of these categories! (make it hard for me)

This or That: you give me two things/characters and I get to choose one that suits me better! (for example: night owl or early bird?)

make an assumption: you literally make an assumption about me and I either prove it or deny it!

never have I ever: you ask me about things I did or didn't do!

exchanged ships: you basically give me a character that you find as my significant other, and I will give you a character in exchange and why I think it's the perfect character for you!

Q&A: you can ask me about anything, whether it's my favorite food or even what fabrics do I prefer to wear, ask whatever you want!

Girly talks: just talk to me about any girly topic you want and we'll establish a good conversation! Let's talk about books or authors, favorite poetry pieces, maybe movies we loved in our childhood, or even your favorite outfits back when you were a 10 year old! Literally anything!

Rate my music taste: give me a song/artist and I will rate it from 1 (absolute flop) to 10 (total banger)! — (this is absolutely done just for fun).

I wanna write you a song: start with a phrase and we will make a totally original song together in the reblogs!

Note on prohibited things that I won't be doing or answering:

No nsfw/dirty asks, writing requests or questions, it's uncomfortable for me, and it's an all-ages-friendly celebration. No further elaboration, please respect this. <3

AND FINALLY, THE REQUESTS!

As for writing requests, I will be taking fluff/angst/violence (blood and gore—due to the nature of the characters I write for) x female!reader requests only. And of course you can request the prompt you desire. <3

As for the characters, here's a list of the fictional men that I would be writing for:

Matt Murdock/Daredevil

Tristan Thorn

Michael Kinsella

Daryl Dixon

(might consider writing for other Charlie Cox/Norman Reedus characters. example: Ian Hamilton, Henry the vampire, Scud, Murphy MacManus, etc.)

You can ask for prompt included in this list or ones you come up with yourself:

Intimate moments

Gestures that make me feel love

Romantic rainy day prompts

gentle things that makes me fall harder in love

fluffy comforting/sick dialogue prompts

lighthearted first kiss scenarios

Sparring prompts

Forced proximity prompts

Date prompts masterpost

Note that I will be tagging the fic requests with #yuna's 2h sleepover celebration so that they're all sorted there, but they will be sorted in my main masterlist as regular requests! <3

tagging my moots to spread the word sorry for being a little too annoying hehe (and I tried to tag as much as possible but my memory is messing around with me I'm sorry if I forgot anyone) @v4leoftears @remonemo @fizanotfeeza @netflixmatt @bellaxgiornata @farfromstrange @itwasthereaminuteago @loveroftoomanyfandoms @little-miss-dilf-lover @tongueofcat @mattmurdockscox @courtforshort15 @chvoswxtch @mattmurdocksscars @kal-0n @murc0ck @babygrlmurdock @galaxies-and-moons-and-cox @acharliecoxedfan @mindidjarin @she-likesorchids @munsonownsmyass @saintmurd0ck @murdocklorian @abbyhaslongshorts @theradioactivespidergwen @softasawhisper @peterman-spideyparker @mattmurdocksstarlight @netflixmatt-main

That's basically everything I have for my first sleepover celebration, feel free to submit your requests and games anytime! Thank you for coming to my sleepover tonight! <3

[tsukimefuku]

Overdue introduction post

She/Her • bi/pan • AuDHD non-monogamous lady • professional tinkerer • this year I’m gonna be unstable unstoppable

If you like anything I write, please leave a comment. I do my best answer each and every one made :)

I don’t usually take requests because I came back to writing in order to let my AuDHD run wild like a toddler with a pair of scissors, completely unbound by earthly restraints. However, I do take suggestions, if you’d like to send one in my Asks.

Pen name and meaning: Tsukime Fuku or Fuku-Chan. I wanted something to resemble the owl I feel like, most of the time (I have terrible sleeping issues). Fukurou (梟) in Japanese means Owl, so I just decided to shorten it in katakana (フク). I wrote Tsukime in kanji (疲明) mixing up the gloomy and tired aspect from “Tsuki” with the bright one from “Me”. I’m a tired, gloomy, somewhat optimistic millenial owl.

My letters from the LGBTQIAP+ community: B for kissing multiple genders and A for demisexual (I can’t spell, sorry). Also, I’ve got a wife.

Where I’m from: A country well known for being God's wild random sandbox experiment 🇧🇷 For that reason, English is not my native language (you can communicate with me in Portuguese, Spanish and English. If by any chance you say something in Italian, please make it three-year-old friendly).

Current fandoms: Jujutsu Kaisen (main) and Hazbin Hotel (secondary).

Former or everlasting fandoms: Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, flanaverse, Bojack Horseman, Rurouni Kenshin, Avatar (both The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra — I’m a Korra stan), Sherlock (books, stories, and BBC Series), Steven Universe, House MD, Supernatural, and other things I’ll add as I remember them.

Favorite genres of fiction: murder/mystery (b1tch! grew up reading Sherlock), terror, horror, drama and millennial comedy / dark humor. Currently, I’ve been getting into smutty fiction and rather enjoying it. I also want to write some chick lit stories, so...

Fun(?) facts about me I had enough time to come up with, instead of nervously sweating in the middle of a date thinking about them (this might get updated regularly, but probably won't - most recent will be at the bottom of the list):

Yes, I’m a criminal defense attorney. I love and hate my job multiple times a day.

I have a deranged type of humor (it's because of my inner demons. They have many voices. One of them is Carol)

I am unhinged and shitpost like a hell spawn. That's not a fun fact, it's a warning

I'm controlled by a monkey with a typewriter that lives inside my head. It feeds off of my anxiety during the day, then gives it back to me at night. It's lovely.

My writing process goes about like this: I get an idea. It plagues my every waking moment. If I don't write it, I realistically believe it might consume me into oblivion. So I write. Should I write because it's fun? Sure. Do I write to quench the thirst for dopamine of my inner demons (that have many voices, one of them is Carol)? Absolutely.

I got diagnosed with ADHD in my early 20's, and autism in my late 20's. These were definitely my roaring 20's, and we don't talk about it.

I try to be a kind person when I can. As a lady in her late 20's with some life and trauma experience involving mental illnesses, addiction, grief, and much more, you can always DM me if by any chance you need to talk about anything. I don't bite (much).

I realized I've been chatting with an online acquaintance that lives with a 12+ hour difference. That's how fucked my sleep schedule is — you can't fuck up your sleep schedule if you have none, amiright?

I need a soundtrack for everything I'm doing. It makes talking to people in real life very difficult.

I never know what day of the month it is. It's led me to receive happy birthday's unannounced and feel very confused at the people congratulating me on "my special day". I had done nothing special. It made no sense.

I tend to write very fast. It's the monkey's fault.

My most unpopular opinion: HIMYM ending was the correct choice, and made perfect sense for Ted and Robin.

My favorite quotes in English are the ending to The Great Gatsby (“so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past”) and a tidbit from Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest (“Truth is rarely pure and never simple”).

My favorite poem of all time is "Tabacaria" by Fernando Pessoa.

Something you’ll NEVER see me writing in love stories is romanticized jealousy and possessiveness. Everyone has their thing, but that’s really not mine, and I don’t enjoy writing it. When I DO write about jealousy, I like to explore the underlying insecurity and pain behind it.

I’m here to spread the non-monogamy queer agenda.

If you read this through the end, thank you, and I'm slightly concerned for your mental well-being. Come on over and have a cup of tea.

🦉

[pianocat939]

Okok so first of all I love your rottmnt blurbs sm. They’re chaotic but they’re good. Second, I have a blurb request based on a post of if mc friendzoned the bros. Basically what would happen if mc friendzoned them but liked one of their brothers instead. Like for Leo mc liked Donnie and vice versa and for Mikey mc liked Raph and vice versa.

I don’t think anything about this blog that isn’t chaotic. Shitposting every day🗿.

Everybody wanting the sibling drama help-

Also, last thing, sorry I didn’t post much last night! My sleeping cycle was really fucking weird.

Tw: arguments, manipulation, confusion to the point it’s delusional, self-glorification

(Reminder that any malice towards bros is not what I personally think)

Rowdy Little Bee Eater:

(Bees look crunchy nom nom)

- Likes Leo

He questions why you like him. Leo is the definition of snarky guy so it confuses him why you would like him; much less love him. Wouldn’t you want someone who isn’t so impulsive, so cocky? He doesn’t hesitate to try and one up him: treating you well so your feelings fade. But if it doesn’t…Well, a huge argument will break out between the two.

Lasagna Shoes:

- Likes Donnie

Confused and offended. How could you like his boring brother? Sure his tech is cool and all, but other than that he is boring. He won’t take you out on totally fantastic dates like Mr. Blue here. Nor will he make hilarious jokes that makes your stomach hurt from laughing. Overall, he’ll definitely try to manipulate your view so that you’ll look at him instead of Donnie.

Desert Sand Is Between My Toes:

- Likes Mikey

✨Denial✨ Believes you’re too shy to admit your true feelings because of how intimidating he can be. You’re just scared that he won’t love you, which is an absolute lie. Sure, he may not express affection the way most people do but you should never doubt his love. If you keeping rejecting him, he might turn delusional, so be careful. As he is the most lucid of them already.

Micki Ninaj:

(Yes you read that correctly)

- Likes Raph

Also confused, but expresses it in a very bad way. Raph is way too overprotective, anxious, and overall not in a good state to pursue! He doesn’t understand why you like his oldest brother: his least favorite. Ends up getting into a huge fight with Raph, to the point it’s Leo + Donnie dragging them away for once. He doesn’t accept that you like Raph. You’re just confused.

[vorareromantic]

i figured i should probably do an introduction post since my bio is getting a bit long

hi!! i'm penny, my pronouns are they/she/he

bi

my primary fandoms are currently death note, hellaverse (helluva boss + hazbin hotel), yellowjackets, killing eve, and hannibal

MELLO ANALYSIS ESSAY FROM LABB

i post every random death note thought i have and i am obsessed with mello and near and matt and wammy's house (i have SO much to say about all of them)

problematic blondes are my weakness

constantly updating appearance hcs for mello matt and near

sigh. dn boys horny bullyposting

i don't post about hellaverse on main besides this intro post but my side blog is full of it if you're interested

death note side blog: @meronia-note

hellaverse side blog: @verosikaverse

i follow back unless you're a blank blog with no theme, pfp, background, or bio (basically don't look like a bot)

mello's biggest fan and apologist fight me

also mello has adhd

i make edits on tiktok under the username meronia_note

my ao3 is under the username vorareromantic

posts of, about, and referencing my fanfictions

i'm autistic so please use tone tags if you make a joke or use sarcasm because that's really hard for me to pick up on over the internet. also things i say may come off as aggressive when they're not intended as such so if you think i'm mad or something please know that i'm probably not

if anyone has music recs i listen to pretty much everything and would love to hear it

my favorite characters:

- mello (death note)

- near (death note)

- matt (death note)

- L (death note)

- angel dust (hazbin hotel)

- husk (hazbin hotel)

- fizzarolli (helluva boss)

- millie (helluva boss)

- verosika (helluva boss)

- misty (yellowjackets)

- nat (yellowjackets)

my ships:

- meronia (mello x near)

- m2 (mello x matt)

- soichello (mello x soichiro)

- matt x misa

- mello x sayu

- huskerdust (husk x angel dust) -> again i'll only post this on my side blog

- stolitz (stolas x blitzø) -> same deal

- fizzarozzie (fizzarolli x asmodeus) -> again

- lottielee (lottie x laura lee from yellowjackets)

statuses:

- requests are open but they might be slow

- asks are open but i may not get to them immediately

- dms are open (please do not dm if you are under 16)

- anons are open

- i don't mind if people need to vent as long as you ask first with a trigger warning, i know sometimes it's easier venting to people online

what i do here:

- shitposts

- headcanons/memes

- art

- positivity posts

- activism posts

- occasional fanfiction

- posts about my death note self-insert

- some personal posts (tagged with "personal posts 😌✨️✨️" feel free to filter it out if you're not interested in my lore lol)

- pagan posts (probably just on yuletide, imbolc, and samhain, also occasional random posts about brighid)

what i'll write:

- meronia

- m2

- mattmisa

- soichello

- hallemello

- mellosayu

- sayumatsu

- basically any mello or matt ship

- i will also write mello x reader and matt x reader

- i'll write smut, fluff, or angst

- i reserve the right to deny or ignore a request if it makes me uncomfortable (up to personal discretion)

- if you leave a request off of anon i may reach out to you to ask more details or let you know if i can't get to it right away for whatever reason

what i'll draw:

- basically same rules as above

- i am willing to draw mello, near, matt, meronia, and m2 for death note

- i am willing to draw angel dust, husk, huskerdust, alastor, lucifer, and radiostatic (one-sided) for hazbin hotel and verosika, blitzø, stolas, fizzarolli, millie, moxxie, and loona for helluva boss but i'll only post these on @verosikaverse

please keep in mind that any request may take time and just because i don't get to it right away doesn't mean i'm ignoring it

byf:

- no disrespectful discourse (you're welcome to your opinion but be nice about it)

- seriously dni if you're pro-israel, this is a genocide and it is not up for debate

- no homophobes, transphobes, TERFs, ableists, racists, pedos/MAPs, antisemitics, etc.

- mdni on nsfw posts (i don't mind if you follow me but please do not like, comment, reblog, etc. nsfw posts or i'll block you)

- don't just come to my blog to bash on my comfort characters, i understand not everyone likes them and that in itself is totally fine but coming to my blog just to hate on them will get you blocked

- dni if you don't support people with cluster B personality disorders, psychotic disorders, systems, etc. mental health advocacy means ALL mental health

- we can debate on pineapple on pizza, not human rights

[themoreeviltwin]

A lil' introduction to the weirdo who owns this blog!

This post is a stub, and I'll work on it a bit more later – I'm not as experienced in making my posts look so pretty like y'all do, haha – so please bear with this lousy introduction before I get my shit together and write something proper. :D

Who's that?

Hey!!! I usually go by Par on the internet. I'm an 18yo girlie with an unhealthy obsession with fictional 2D men and an unlimited access to the internet... bad combo. Other than that, I listen to a big lot of music, and my biggest thing is studying languages. I've got three and a half language under my belt right now (that being Czech, English, German and French), and you bet I'm constantly working on more (Finnish and Japanese for now). I'm hopefully not new to Tumblr as a silent observer, but I definitely am new as an active contributor, so please, be patient with me. D: Totally down to chat if you feel like we could share some interests! Worst case scenario, we just don't click. :) Regarding what kind of content I consume here – whatever I feel like. I switch obsessions and fictional crushes as often as I change my socks, so the range is wiiiiide. I mostly do self-ships, but character x character is definitely not off the table!

What's up with this place?

Well, not a lot right now. I used to write a lot for myself in the past, but not anymore, since, you know... school stuff. I had somewhat of a break from watching anime this last year, but I recently got into it and I'm having more fun than ever. That's what led me to the decision to actually start using this blog! So... what you can currently see here will most likely just be reblogs of memes, fanart and fics that I enjoyed, and some occasional shitposting and thirsting from my humble self. Maybe someone will find it entertaining! HOWEVER! I'm hoping to start writing again and maybe even share my silly little imagines with you, lovely people!

So... what fandom?

Tons of them. I'm making the decision to not name them all yet, since there is a lot, but hopefully one day I'll list them here! If you try hard enough, you can maybe even find me on MAL. :) You can take a few guesses based on the stuff that I share, anyway. <3

Asks? Is that a thing here??

No, not yet, but it totally can be if you do have an ask to send my way! I'm open to all kinds of asks, from friendly greetings to thirsts and... *ominous music*... requests? If you caught me posting or reblogging about your favorite guy, chances are I'm down bad (too). I don't have a lot of motivation to write for myself, and I totally don't wanna make no empty promises here, but if you have an idea in your head and want to see how someone else would execute it... I'm all ears! That being said, there are currently no big "no's" regarding what you can ask for/about. If a line gets crossed or I don't wanna write something, I'll just tell you! So no worries. <3

[cyncerity]

Now that there’s canon species for the Bet on the Crown au Beeduo, I believe I said I’d be posting art of it >:)

The Beloveds 💖💖💖

this drawing isn’t my favorite and the designs may be slightly altered but don’t worry I will be drawing a lot more of them-

Also-

I’m on a bus for 5-6 hours tomorrow so if you wanna send asks I can answer about this AU (like any character’s backstory, how the beeduo met, if [random person] will be included they probably will be, how the worldbuilding works, etc.), that would be really appreciated!!

And if you wanna send me doodle requests that I can draw in like 5 minutes that would also be appreciated lol. I love the art requests I get but a lot of them are entire scenes that take a while to draw, cause dammit y’all give me too many good ideas. Like how can I take the serotonin inducing ask I just got and only draw a simple doodle? I have to make it a full comic.

And as much as I really do love drawing those, I can’t do that in a moving vehicle. So short shitpost-y ideas or simple fluff drawings might be easier for me (bet on the crown related things will probably get priority on answering since that’s my hyperfixation at the moment, but, as always, send asks about whatever you want <3)

[zeroducklings]

THIS BLOG IS BEING DECOMMISSIONED

Tumblr keeps flagging my posts without a reason so it's useless to post here. If you want to follow my stuff you can find me @zeroducks-2 . Stay handsome!

Hello there, I'm Zero - welcome to my pond! I'm ZeroDucks4 on Twitter and Zero_Ducks on AO3. You can find all my links here.

I'm currently hyperfixating on DCU/Batman fandom, specifically Sladick. What you'll find on this blog is going to be Sladick, batfamily (pseudo-incest or just wholesome), some memes and shitposting. My favorite hobbies are being gross to Dick and slutshaming that old man babygirl. I'm mostly for the classic "top Slade/bottom Dick" dynamic, but I don't mind a little bit of role reversal from time to time :) Also I like both dark/fucked up things and fluff/wholesome things, so you'll find a mix of both here.

I love all DC ships, just not equally! Almost nothing grosses me out and I don't have NOTPs, so know that you can find just about anything here, only the majority will be Sladick.

I reblog nsfw, so if you're interested, make sure you have mature content visible on Tumblr's settings or you won't see half of my posts.

If you are a minor, or you are uncomfortable with big age-gaps, rape/non-con and kinky stuff in general DNI or just block me. Just to be completely fair and clear:

I like dark stuff & I will post/reblog it

I'm queer, polyamorous, and a bitch who does their own thing & is interacting with fandom stuff cause real life sucks. It is not in my interest to directly engage with fandom discourse because I don't have the energy for it, but my stance is that if you can't make a difference between reality and fiction, and you feel the need to personally attack people who dabble in content that makes you feel uncomfortable, block me ASAP because there's a high chance you won't like what I do.

I don't bother writing out under every post the classic "I don't condone this in real life!1" because I feel it's unnecessary - I assume that who follows me has enough critical thinking skills to not need a reminder, but in case you do you can have it here: I don't condone any fucked up fandom thing in real life, this is fiction, we're just having fun. Again if you don't manage to grasp this then please kindly block me.

Last but not least - this blog really hates capitalism, terfs, swerfs, all flavors of queerphobes, ableists and exclusionists of any kind.

Again if any of the aforementioned bothers you on any level, do unfollow/block me and let's all keep conducting our peaceful existences away from each other.

If you decide to stay - feel free to send me asks, whether it's questions, art/fanfiction requests, or if you want feedback on something you wrote. I can't guarantee I'll be able to create some art/writing for you, but I really appreciate it 💚 💛 (pro-tip: if it's Sladick it's more likely that I'll do it!) You can also send me hate if that's your thing, I won't kinkshame you I promise.

I have an ongoing challenge which I call the "fluff/dark prompts challenge" for lack of a better name, and it basically goes like this: you send me a prompt, specify if you want it Sladick or Sladejay (or Sladickjay why not), and I'll write both a fluff and a dark version of said prompt :) If you wanna try your hand at this yourself feel free to do so, no need to ask for permission! Just let me know if you feel like it, so I can send you prompts too :D

I use this blog to share my fanfiction and fanart; if you're curious I'm leaving here some suggestions and personal favorites.

(Please be safe and always check tags and warnings before reading)

Fluff/Dark Prompt Challenge:

Slade taking a contract on Dick | SladexDick

You're going to get yourself hurt | SladexDick

Fanfiction:

Going Under | SladexDick | Explicit | Non-Con, Underage, Omegaverse | Oneshot (will have a sequel)

A Lost Pup | SladexDuke | Explicit | Underage, Omegaverse | Oneshot

It only takes one bird to deliver a message | SladexDick | Non-Con, Underage | Oneshot

Sladick Connected Fics | A series of stories that explore Dick and Slade's growing relationship. All the fics varies in themes. kinks, and ratings.

Dispatch | RomanxDuke | Mature | Non-Con, Underage, Gunplay | Oneshot

Sell me the Infection | Sladex Dick | Mature | Non-Con, Vampire!Au, Blood | Multichapter (ongoing)

Killer Deal | SladexTim, RomanxTim, SladexDick | Non-Con, Underage, Forced Feminization, Misgendering | Oneshot

His Ghost in the Fog | DickxUltraman | Explicit | Non-Con, Drugged Sex, identity Porn | Oneshot

Fanart:

The Clean Up

Dick in lingerie

Vampire!Dick 01 | Vampire!Dick 02

Vampire!Dick 03 | NSFW

Sell me the infection | NSFW

You were always the Trophy

Mask off!

Sladick Sketch dump

Sladick plus chains

He wants to order

Sladick naughty bedtime | NSFW

Free to use Kink List

[dreamcatcherrs]

a high school prom au where the reader and Dream are like childhood best friends and the readers date shows up with someone else then when the reader feels all lonely, Dream is like “what if we danced🥺” ??? anyways love you and your fanfics you’re like my favorite writer on tumblr💖💘

+ this is such a cute concept! I’ve never written anything like this, but I hope it was what you wanted<3

++ also this is such an old request, I’m so sorry

prom night - dream

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: high school au! dream x reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: after being abandoned by your prom date, the person you expected the least to spend the night with asks you for a dance.

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: 1.501

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: angst, fluff, swearing, slight mention of alcohol use.

song recommendation: love on the brain - rihanna

you couldn’t believe your eyes.

there your date stood, arm wrapped around a person that you for sure knew wasn't you. the excitement disappeared from every corner and edge of your body, hands falling to your sides in complete disappointment.

proudly, your so-called date stepped forward in line with a smile on their face, waiting to be the next for the photo shoot the had been set up. your smile was gone. and so was your passion for continuing this prom.

looking down, you turned on your heels, walking away from the great asshole of a date, and finding an empty seat by one of the available tables.

you’d wondered why it took so long for your date to arrive - you should’ve known, really. but no - now you were just left sitting alone by an empty table. what was the point of even being there anymore when all you could feel was loneliness?

everyone else was having fun, partying and smiling about the night ahead of them - just like you should’ve been. but now, you were just left with feeling disappointed in yourself. how could you make yourself believe that someone actually wanted to bring a date like you to the prom? what were you thinking?

you sighed deeply as you rested your head in the palm of your hand, other hand busy with tracing the cutouts on the table.

“just go over there, man!”

“yeah, they’re just sitting there all alone… this is your perfect chance!”

clay scratched the back of his head, staring down at the drink in his hand.

“I don't know… what if they say no?”

george and nick both rolled their eyes. the only one who really believed that was gonna happen would be clay. it was crystal clear to literally everyone else that the two of you had developed feelings for each other over the many years of knowing one another. clay would always brush it off with a “we’re just friends”, but really, he knew they were right.

he’d known you since he was 8 and you 7 - having been best friends since that day and until last year. you'd kinda… broken off since then. as you grew older, more important things had distracted you from keeping the connection, and eventually, you just slipped away.

he knew he liked you as more than a friend. but he was certain you didn't.

after all, you wanted to go with a complete dickhead, who ditched you anyway. and now look where you were.

“hey guys~ why are you wasting the night just standing here? let’s party!” karl slurred as he came crashing into george and nick, swinging both arms around their shoulder from behind.

as george was busy pushing karls’ arm off of him, and nick pulling him closer, clay’s eyes were only focused on you. you looked so… sad. no one should be sad on their prom night, and frankly, maybe his friends were right.

before he knew it, his feet dragged him across the dance floor, towards your place on the chair. george’s eyes widened, a big smile spreading across his face, showing off his braces.

“would you two stop flirting with each other and watch what is happening right now?”

nick and karl giggled.

“why, are you jealous gogy?” nick teased, causing a light shade of pink to brush across george’s cheeks.

“shut up-”

“hey.”

the second you broke away from your melancholy stare at the table, your heart started racing and a wave of sweat danced across your skin. he hadn't talked to you since… you couldn’t even remember the last time.

lifting your head off your hand, you sat up straight, watching as clay scratched the back of his neck nervously.

“hi,” you responded, voice quiet and unsure.

why was he talking to you all of a sudden? after all these months with absolutely no contact with each other, now he wants to talk to you? on the other hand, it’s not like you'd been very communicative with him either…

clay hesitated slightly, shifting on his feet. “why are you sitting here all alone? I thought you had a date?”

you sighed, corner of your lips turning down slightly. “yeah… they ditched me.” you looked away from him, feeling somewhat embarrassed that you'd let yourself get into a situation like that.

clay felt bad. how could someone let go so easily of someone as perfect as you? on the other hand, this meant that no one else could have you - and that made him kind of relieved.

he hesitated a little before speaking up again; “what a dickhead.”

that made you laugh a little. “yeah.”

silence approached after that, and a tension started building up. the both of you could feel the unspoken words you'd been keeping from each other rise up - yet you remained quiet.

after all, there wasn’t really anyone you could blame your fading friendship on - apart from yourselves.

clay cleared his throat, as a new, slower song came on, hand reaching out in front of him, hovering right before you. your eyes trailed along his tux-clad arm and up to his eyes, noticing the withheld love in them.

“do you wanna dance with me?”

you blinked at him, thankful that the fluorescent lights made it hard for him to see the blush on your cheeks. your heart felt as if it was pounding out of your chest.

“I-,” you stuttered, recollecting yourself quickly before placing your hand into his, fitting perfectly right into his palm. you smiled up at him softly. “I’d love to.” he smiled back to you, gripping onto your hand and lead you through the large crowd of people onto the dance floor.

he turned to you, taking in how absolutely breathtaking you looked right then. it was hard for him not to blurt out compliments at you at any given chance.

his hands found their place on your waist, and you let your hand snake around his neck, resting right where his haircut ended. it tickled him in a way that made him realise just how much he had missed your touch - hell, even talking to you reminded him of how lonely he’d felt without you.

slowly, the two of you swayed from side to side along to the song, just staring into each others eyes. clay sneaked a glance down at your lips, quickly averting his eyes again once you parted them.

“I’m really sorry we haven’t talked for so long,” you spoke, twirling a finger around one of his locks. “I miss it a lot. I missed you, clay.”

you stared at him with a look of guilt, biting down on your bottom lips once you'd finished your sentence. you looked down again, feeling sorry that you hadn't reached out to him before.

clay moved a hand to your cheek, tilting your head upwards so you'd look at him again. your eyes widened at the touch of his fingers, and you melted into his hand once his thumb bushed across the soft skin of your cheek.

“I missed you too, y/n. don't be sorry about that - I could’ve reached out too, y’know? we’re both guilty on that note. but, now that I can finally talk to you again, I don't wanna worry about the past, okay? I just want you to have a good night.”

you smiled softly at his words, feeling a wave of forgiveness wash over you. it felt good to know that you had your friend back again.

“I don't think my night can be ruined at this point,” you smiled, moving your hands from his nape to his shoulders instead.

“well, can I still make it a little bit better?” you raised an eyebrow at him, cocking your head to the side slightly.

his eyes fell down to look at your lips again, this time not being able to hold back from the temptation.

your lips attached to his.

and everything around you just stopped.

your eyes fluttered closed, leaning into the kiss once you realised what was happening, only making him pull you closer to him. his lips moved so gently, slowly against yours, a withheld desire finally being released.

who cared about the things that’d gotten in the way of your friendship? all that mattered right now was this very moment - that’s all that ever mattered.

“yes clay!”

“finally he fucking did it.”

the yelling coming from karl and nick from a distance away made the two of you break away from each other, turning your heads to the direction of them. george elbowed nick in the stomach to stop him from jumping into the air, revealing their spying spot.

you chuckled lightly at them, slowly turning your head back to clay with a lick of your lips. clay sent them a nice “fuck off” with his middle fingers, before also returning to the current situation and smiling at you widely.

“better now?”

you smiled wider at that. if only he knew.

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twitch streamer geto suguru

This is a thought that doesn’t just live rent free in my head oh no this thought is the landlord of my mind. Go read the shitposts I made about this, but technically you don’t need to for context. Femme pronouns

Looking at himself in the mirror, Suguru smiled widely. His costume was perfect for today's stream. He knew his fans would love it, they voted for his next one and were practically frothing at the mouth when he announced he’d be doing it.

“Babe, come in!” He called for you. You’d left the bathroom a few minutes ago and hadn’t seen him in the full outfit.

“Coming!” Your footsteps padded on the carpet and then you appeared in the doorway. “Looking good, Dabi.” You grinned, taking note of his lack of shirt and the pants hanging low on his hips. The only thing keeping him from looking like an off duty stripper was the jacket concealing just enough to not be too too scandalous.

“Oh Toga, you’re too kind.” He chuckled, looking at his makeup in the mirror. “You really outdid yourself with the makeup, ya know.”

“Thanks.” Twirling the skirt you had on between your fingers, you looked at yourself in the mirror. “I think I look pretty cute.”

“The cutest.” Giving your butt a squeeze, Suguru slipped past you. “I’m going to start the stream now.”

“Okay!” Giving him a wave, you went to another room to occupy yourself for however many hours he’d be busy today. You could hear the music he played at the beginning of his stream start to play, and you put on headphones.

“Hello everyone, it’s your favorite sexy cosplayer!” Suguru said into his microphone, smiling at all the comments that flooded in, all in shock of how good his makeup and outfit looked. “You like the get up?”

Hundreds and hundreds of comments flooded in all saying yes. Chuckling, he stood up and showed off his outfit to the camera. Letting his coat flutter open, he laughed at the many all caps messages saying how hot he was.

“Should I say something Dabi would say?” Tapping his chin, Suguru hummed for a bit. “If you’re trash, at least be kindling for my flames. How’s that?” A couple donations came in, all praising him for his good imitation.

Sitting back down, he set up the game he was going to play for the first portion of the stream: cooking mama. Reading out a few messages and thanking everyone over and over again, he started up the game.

In the room you were in, you could hear frantic laughter and crazed shouts from Suguru. He always got super into whatever game he was playing, playing up his reactions perfectly for the watchers. He often had to drink a warm cup of tea after a stream because he’d been shouting and laughing so much.

After an hour, you got a text from him, asking to bring him a snack. You hadn’t changed out of the outfit, promising to take pictures for his Instagram once the stream was over. Quickly fixing him a plate, you knocked on the door.

“Sugu, I’m here.” You tried not to speak too loudly in case he was talking.

“Oh everyone, my Uber eats is here, one second. I know, I know, I’m eating so early into the stream!” Chuckling, Suguru opened the door and smiled at you. “Hey delivery girl, you’re pretty cute.”

“Shut up.” You giggled, trying to push the plate into his hand.

“You know, you’re so cute my stream should see you!” He shouted, grabbing you by the waist and pulling you into the room.

“Sugu!” You shouted, face flushing at suddenly being on camera.

“Sugu? I don’t know who that is, Toga.” Holding you more securely around your waist, Suguru tossed the plate on his desk and positioned you in front of the camera. “Look everyone, Toga joined me!”

“H-hi.” No matter how many times he made you appear on camera you were still a little shy. Gripping the edges of the beige cardigan you had on, you waved shyly at the camera. You could see the comments flooding by, ‘so cute!’ ‘couple goals!’ ‘I’m so jealous!’.

“Some of you were wondering why we aren’t wearing wigs too and to be honest this makeup took far too long to even fuck with a wig.” Suguru laughed, running a hand through his hair. “But I should tie it up, huh? It’s getting pretty hot.”

“I’ll help.” You always had a scrunchie on you for Suguru. He refused to use normal hair ties, citing how bad they were for your hair.

“Oh, it’s everyone’s favorite part.” He teased. Dramatically fluttering his coat to the side, Suguru dropped to his knees in front of you despite your flustered requests to just bend his head forward.

“You know you don’t have to do all this.” You muttered, ignoring all the horny comments in his chat. Suguru really knew how to play up his audience and make everything a clippable moment. He didn’t have thousands of subscribers for no reason.

“But Toga, I like it when you do it like this.” He whined loudly, smirking up at you and grabbing the edges of your cardigan. Laughing at the embarrassed noise you let out, he closed his eyes as you gathered his hair into a bun on his head.

“There you go.” Patting his shoulder, you helped him up. Trying to take a step back, Suguru caught you by the arm.

“C’mon, at least pose a little with me?”

“But I thought we were just going to do it for Instagram?”

“Where’s the fun in that? Just a little bit, promise.”

“Alright.” Moving into a better position, you threw your hands up and made the same gestures as the real Toga Himiko, cupping your cheeks and smiling up at Suguru just like you’d practiced. “Is this good?”

“Look at the donations baby, you’re doing great.” Giving you a quick peck on the forehead, Suguru thanked all the people donating. Getting into his position, he did a few poses as well. Only doing a few, he grabbed you by the hand and pulled you over to his desk, making you sit on his lap as he sat on the chair.

“There’s a few new subs, (Y/N), you should thank them.” Tapping the microphone softly, Suguru gestured for you to lean forward. Ignoring the chat all furiously typing that they wanted to sit on Sugurus lap, you looked at yourself on the monitor.

“Thank you everyone who donated and subscribed! You’re all so sweet and Suguru and I really appreciate and love every single one of you!” You had learned that script early on in Sugurus streaming career. It was heartfelt and true, and better yet you never stuttered over it.

Patting you on the back, Suguru turned off cooking mama and put on some background music.

“Toga, would you like to play a game?” He asked, making his voice drop a little.

“What is it?”

“I think you’ll like this game.” He smirked wickedly, his eyes darting to the camera and giving it a wink.

“Why’d you wink?”

“No reason!” Rocking back and forth, Suguru chuckled to himself. “Will you go grab the VR? It’s in the drawer over there.”

“Sugu, please!” You knew exactly what he was going to have you do and it was already making your heart race. You were still close to the microphone, and everyone could hear your pitiful whine.

“Hey don’t make those sounds, people have to pay extra for that.” Covering the microphone with his hand, Suguru pat you on the legs. “It’ll be a short one this time.”

“You say that all the time!” Throwing your head back, you got up from his lap and grabbed the VR headset, setting it up quickly.

“Now chat, you guys have been suggesting this game nonstop for (Y/N) to play and one of the mods sent me a copy, so now we’re going to play!” Suguru went on to show the game on screen, a horror game that had been trending recently. He’d brought it up to you in passing, asking what you thought of it and if you’d ever play it with him off stream.

“I hate it here!” You groaned, flipping off the camera as it was angled to capture your whole body. Neither the chat nor Suguru could hold back their laughs, and many donations were ringing in.

“Here, let me help.” Suguru stood and adjusted the headset on your face, putting the controllers firmly in your hands. Patting you on the head, he sent a thumbs up to the screen. “Let’s go everyone! And no one worry, (Y/N) has safety shorts on under the skirt, so if she kicks her leg like last time no perverts will see her bits.”

“That’s right!” You nodded in what you hoped was the direction of the monitor. You weren’t facing it before Suguru had put the headset on, so you had no idea if you were looking in the right direction.

“Starting now.” He announced, and the game started up on your screen. It was fine enough, chilling music playing in your ears at a low volume. “How’s the sound, (Y/N)?”

“It’s fine.” Nodding, you started a new game. “The graphics are really good on this so far!”

“That’s great.” Adjusting the microphone, Suguru could barely hide his smile. As the game started, you felt shivers roll down your spine. Little things slammed in your ears and your head whipped side to side.

“So this is one of those mission games? I-I can do it, no problem!” You breathed, jolting right after as something passed the corner of your vision.

“That’s the spirit!” Suguru clapped for you. “Chat believes in you as well.”

There were a few small jump scares, spiders and things chasing you that made you shout. As the game progressed, you were doing better than anyone thought you would.

“S-sugu.” You whimpered at a checkpoint, adjusting the controllers in your sweaty hands.

“Hm?”

“T-there’s a monster.” Pointing in front of you, you could see the thing staring at you from the end of a long, dark hallway.

“Aw, there is?” Suguru teased, looking at the screen. “We see it now.”

“Oh shit, it’s coming toward me.” Taking a small step back, you quickly ran your character away from it. Chase music sounded for a bit and your skin prickled at almost getting caught.

“Good job, you got away!”

“Mhmm.” Taking a deep breath, you continued on with the game, shouting a few more times at jump scares. Suguru hadn’t spoken in a while, just letting you play the game alone. The silence from him combined with the music from the game set you more on edge, and when a monster appeared, you groaned.

“Shit, shit- Sugu! A monster is chasing me!” This one was faster and much more terrifying than the previous one. Suguru didn’t offer any words of comfort and you almost yelled at him as you were running away. “Sugu, help, help, it’s gonna- ahhhh!”

“Ah!” Suguru and you screamed at the exact same time, but for different reasons. As soon as the monster grabbed you and screamed in your ears, jump scaring you on the screen, Suguru grabbed your sides in real life, making it feel even realer.

“No!” Screaming wildly, you leapt from his hold and fell onto the floor. Scrambling to take the headset off, your breathing was all over the place. “Sugu!” You nearly cried, heart beating far too hard. Suguru was bent over, laughing so hard he was silent.

“S-so-sorry!” He choked out, slapping his knee as he tried to regain his composure.

“You’re the worst!” Silly little tears misted your lashes and you put the headset on the table behind you and crossed your arms childishly. You were shaking from how much you’d been scared, and you could see some of the messages in chat laughing at you, telling everyone they’d clipped the moment to be shared later.

“C’mere.” Tugging on the back of your cardigan, Suguru cooed at you. “Toga, don’t be pouty.”

“You nearly gave me a heart attack!” Throwing your head back, you let Suguru wrap you in a hug but you didn’t uncross your arms. “Why do I have to play the scary games?”

“Because your reactions are better than mine. I don’t get scared like that.” Putting his head on your chin, he rocked you back and forth. “You did really good too, I bet this might get us a sponsor.”

Flicking him in the forehead, you tried to worm out of his hold but he kept a tight grip on you. You fought the urge to whine, knowing he’d just use it to his advantage.

“Let’s sit down.”

“No.” You tried to keep your feet firmly planted on the floor but Suguru wasn’t having any of it.

“Toga’s being stubborn!” He shouted to the chat. Bending his knees, Suguru dropped his arms to just under your butt and lifted you up.

“Dabi, put me down!” Squirming around was no use, but you knew this kind of reaction was great for the stream. Hitting him lightly on the back, you huffed when you were set down again and pulled into Sugurus lap.

“Look, you got chat all excited with your little act.” Pinching your cheek, Suguru smirked at you. “Hey (Y/N).”

“What?”

“Are you doing anything after the stream?” Grabbing your chin, he pushed your lips together, making you pucker a little. Staring at you for a beat, he let you go and laughed, sticking his tongue out at the camera. “I know you all are so jealous.”

“You shouldn’t be.” You quipped, grinning and laughing when he pinched your sides.

“Oh, they shouldn’t be? What about now?” Clearing his throat, Suguru put his mouth against his microphone and breathed lowly. “Thank you to all the bastards watching my stream, you’re so special to me. And a big thank you to my most recent sub, glitterkitty303, you’re the best baby.” His voice had dropped impossibly low, a voice he saved to fluster the hell out of you and get a few more bigger donations.

Breaking out into a smirk, he watched the chat roll by impossibly fast, all of the comments going insane, asking Suguru to say their username next and begging with donations for him to say something, anything, in that voice.

“How was that?” He asked you, looking at your flustered face on the screen. “How cute, you’re hiding your face.”

“Play the next game already.” Pushing his shoulder, you squeaked when he cupped the back of your head and leaned toward your ear.

“Chat, I want you to guess what I’m saying to (Y/N).” Pressing his lips against your ear, Suguru couldn’t hold back a little laugh at some of the messages coming in. “After this stream, let’s order pizza.” He whispered quietly, pulling back and patting your head. “Alright?”

“Alright.” You whispered, rolling your eyes at how embarrassed you still were.

“Good girl.” Rubbing your back, Suguru motioned off screen to another chair he had. “If you want, you can play the next game with me, we’re playing some Mario games next.”

After setting up for the next game and taking a short bathroom break, you were ready. The first game was mario kart, one you loved to play with Suguru because it meant nothing scary was going to happen.

“Ah shit, (Y/N) beat me again!” After doing four races and losing horribly on purpose, Suguru shook his head. “Alright guys, that’s it, my career is over. (Y/N) is taking over the channel!”

“Yay me.” You laughed, waving at the camera. “Hi guys, I don’t stream, so consider this channel dead.”

“Oof, so harsh.” Suguru gripped his chest, leaning back dramatically in agony.

After a few more rounds of mario kart and a couple other Nintendo games, you were finally allowed to leave with a cute wave to the camera and another round of thanking everyone. You were sweating bullets from the lights pointed at you and it felt good to finally be out of the room.

A few hours later, Suguru finished his stream and came to find you. He was obviously tired, stating that the two of you would just have to take the pictures before the next stream tomorrow. He often wore his costumes for at least a week, milking the reactions for all that he could.

“I never thought I’d see Dabi eating a pizza so savagely.” You chuckled. Suguru had demanded to order pizza before he washed off the makeup, he was too hungry to wait, and as soon as it had arrived he grabbed one of the boxes for himself and sat himself on the couch.

“Villainy is hungry work.” He grunted before shoving nearly a whole piece in his mouth. Grabbing your phone, you snapped a quick photo of him for your personal records and maybe a behind the scenes post for his Instagram.

You were still in your costume as well, prepared to take photos but now too lazy to change until after you ate. Suguru kept looking at you and grinning, taking quick glances at your legs before looking away.

“Why do you keep looking at me?”

“You’re just so cute dressed as Toga! And a couple people donated and asked if we would start an only fans. Seems I’m not the only one who likes the costume.”

“We are not making an only fans!” You laughed, shaking your head vehemently.

“Alright but can we take a few pictures not for Instagram?” He asked, sending you a wink. “I keep getting hard thinking about it.” He was completely serious but seeing your face contort in your embarrassment made him laugh.

“Maybe I should make an only fans and start charging you for pictures.” You teased back, nudging his shoulder. Suguru sneaked a kiss on your cheek and squeezed your thigh.

“You already know where my bank card is, go right ahead.” Keeping himself close to you, Suguru squeezed your thigh again. “Do you need a photographer, ‘cause I might know a guy…”

[no-psi-nan]

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DTIYS Contest Winners!

I’m still reeling from how much love this DTIYS received, and so thankful for all the amazing people who participated, boosted, and sent me well-wishes following Parade’s 1,000th kudos. Once again, thank you so, so, so much.

I had an incredibly hard time picking winners for this. As in, I sat up in bed last night just clicking through them all, agonizing over which three to choose. They’re all so beautiful, and they all came from sweet, dear friends of mine. I had 10 entries and, more than anything, I just wanted to be able to award something to everyone. 

This is what I eventually decided I wanted to do: just as I said before, I will be choosing three winners, in no particular order. Those winners can request a 1,000—1,200 word one-shot. Anything they want, as long as I’m comfortable with it! However, for all other entries, if you give me a short prompt of your choice, I’ll write a drabble for you! (My drabbles usually go a tad over the usual 100 words).

Just to be clear, this is not a burden for me, and it is something I very much want to do for my friends. It might take me a hot minute to get through everything, but that’s only because I want to make sure I’m not rushing my writing. I’m going to tackle this by first DMing the winners to ask them what they would like me to write for them. Then, once those one-shots are done, I’ll start reaching out to the rest of the contestants to get their prompts.

Alright! I’m going to put this under the cut, because I got rambly. 

Without further ado, here are the winners! 

@kovablue 

(kovablue’s art)

Okay, I’ve absolutely not made it a secret that I adore your art, but I did not expect you to draw something for this DTIYS! Seeing my boys in your style almost made me choke up. They’re positively amazing. I can’t even narrow down what my favorite part of this drawing is. The composition, the colors, the way you drew the planet and galaxy in the background… it’s all so beautiful.

@cozymochi

(cozymochi’s art)

Cozy! I don’t even know what to say. You’ve been such a kind and supportive friend to me for so long. Also, your art is so amazing, it gives me heart palpitations. This one almost did me in lol. It’s absolutely gorgeous, and I can’t stop staring at it. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, you 100% nailed the expressions on Zim and Dib. As in, you totally understood what I was thinking when I wrote that scene and drew it in the most beautiful way imaginable. I love it so much. 

@rllyaangrlly

(rllyaangrlly’s art)

Brit! My shitposting, zagr-loving, art-drawing, majestic buckaroo. Seeing your picture for this DTIYS seriously made my whole day. I love it to absolute pieces. Every time I zoom in to look at the boys’ faces, I want to start squealing. They look fantastic, and I still can’t get over how Dib’s legs are all pulled up to his chest. Poor guy has zero room in that ship. It’s incredible, and I am beyond grateful for your friendship. You’ve definitely made this fandom a wonderful place to be. 

Honorable Mentions

@0palite

(0palite’s art)

Opal! You were the first entry into this contest, and it really gave me the optimism I needed when I started to let my low self-esteem get the best of me. Seeing this scene drawn in your beautiful style really kept me going, and I absolutely adore it. Thank you so much for being so amazing.

@i-like-pink-lolzz

(i-like-pink-lolzz’s art)

Okay, I know you just drew yours for fun and not for the contest, but I really wanted to include you in the honorable mentions. I know that you really enjoyed Parade, and it really means the world to me. Your drawings, memes, and asks have been such a boon to my confidence lately, and I appreciate it all beyond words. You’re an incredible friend, Pink, and I am endlessly thankful for that.

@poppun-chan

(poppun-chan’s art)

I love seeing your art so much, Poppun. The way you drew the boys was positively adorable, and I’m still not over how soft and pretty the shading is. Thank you so much for drawing them and for being such an amazing friend.

@faithfulwhispers

(faithfulwhisper’s art)

Oh Faith, I’m absolutely in love with Zim and Dib in your style. You just have this way of making Dib look so sweet and charismatic, while Zim always manages to look like a smug little bastard. Even in this scene, you can see those traits shining through, and I think it only manages to add to the resounding message at the end of Parade that, with time and healing, things will be okay for them. This is such a beautiful picture, and your galaxy in the background is one of my favorites out of all the entries. Those shades of red are breathtaking. 

@reptile-ruler

(reptile-ruler’s art)

Your style is so amazing, and I still can’t get over it. The way you drew Zim’s and Dib’s expressions is so sweet, and I keep going back just to look at them. Absolutely lovely. And all the different shades of purple you used are gorgeous! It really makes yours stand out, and I love it so much.

@dana-chan-the-control-brain

(dana-chan-the-control-brain’s art)

I was seriously so thrilled to see that you drew this scene, Dana! I know you’ve been busy, both with fandom projects and irl stuff. It meant the world to me to see this scene in your style! I love the mix of colors you used in this. Seriously, that plum-purple color you used for the galaxy is my favorite color ever. And the way you drew Irk is gorgeous! The rings are perfect, and I think your interpretation of what it looks like is one of my all time favorites. Thank you so much, again. You’re such an amazing friend, and I don’t take that for granted. 

@ittybittybumblebee

(ittybittybumblebee’s art)

Bee! I remember following you ages ago, and seeing your art style change and grow is one of the most inspiring things on my dashboard. I can see your confidence increase, your characters get more and more expressive, and your color choices get more adventurous. This picture is so beautiful, I can’t even nail down just one thing that’s my favorite. The pops of bright colors, the soft shading! It’s all incredible! I love it so much. 

Thank you all, again, everyone. I can’t explain just how much it means to me that I have such amazing friends, readers, and people who fit both those two categories. You all mean the world to me, and I love you so much. 

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#5

This is kind of my first time requesting here- but can I request jealous Toby nsfw hcs? (Feel free to ignore this, I don't wanna make you do something that makes you uncomfortable-)

Jealous Toby NSFW

if you are a minor, DNI

I feel like in general, Toby has a lot of jealousy issues to work through.

So jealous sex happens A LOT.

If someone so much as looks at you with romantic intent? He's going to bust.

seriously, he's going to hiss at the person flirting with you, classily tell them to fuck off and then drag you off to the backroom or something where only HE can see you and him alone.

"You're mind and no one else's" energy.

Grabs your face and hotly kisses you because your lips are his and his alone.

He's just really, really rough.

Like, jealous sex is the only time Toby is a bit of a rough dom.

He's going to push your head down and mouth fuck you.

It's so impatient. Normally, Toby has infinite patience but he just drives you to your knees, forces your mouth open and then stuffs it full of his cock.

In and out, throaty, guttural moans as he takes you and reminds you that you are his and his alone.

His hand plants onto your scalp and he just uses you.

You better not touch yourself either he's gonna get mad and then later, not let you cum lmfao.

He cums in your mouth! Lots of "f-fucking take i-it you g-g-goddamn whore."

"E-Every last d-drop."

Then he just picks you up, plants you on the nearest surface and rips your pants off. You've probably soaked through them.

He will eat your pussy/suck your dick for only a moment. He works you so hard you almost break.

He won't let you cum though not until he's balls deep inside of you.

Makes you spread impossibly wide, spits on his dick and then buries himself in, not caring if you need time to adjust.

Please claw him up when this happens. He loves your nails raking over his skin, leaving little crescent shapes and the like.

Toby will mark you SO SO MUCH.

Bites and kisses, his bruises, all over your arms and legs, your chest, everywhere.

He just ruts into you, making sure you feel every inch of him as he fucks you senseless.

Ofc, he's going to say things like "mine" and "how fucking dare you even think about another person"

He's probably gonna go into some weird breeding kink/cum stuffing thing too.

If you're afab it's going to be "I'm gonna l-lock you s-so good and you w-won't have a c-chance to l-leave."

If you're amab, it's going to be "I'm g-gonna stuff you u-until you're i-i-mpossibly f-full, b-baby."

You just gotta accept you're becoming his cum dump for the night.

His hips are going to slam against you until you can't breathe right.

Toby will always remind you that you are his and his alone.

He's good at aftercare though so like -- probably apologies for his behavior.

Sweet, loving sex is a bit thing after/whenever your body is ready again.

465 notes • Posted 2021-08-25 22:05:36 GMT

#4

Kinktober Day 29: Size Difference

Eyeless Jack X GN!Reader afab

[Warnings: size kink, rough sex, marking, knotted dick/knotting, creampie/breeding, if you are a minor DNI]

[AN: RIP that pussy ay- I’m serious go visit the infirmary. 1561 words <3]

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Your breath is lodged in your throat, almost suffocating you as Jack’s clawed hand presses the back of your head into the grass. It’s freshly rained, that much you can feel. Your knees and hands dig into the earth as he pants over you. He’s clearly not all there, that much you can tell.

He’s in rut, of course. Like a mindless animal, there’s one thing on his mind and it’s breeding. When he’s like this, he forgets how much bigger than you he is. Standing upright, Jack is easily over 7’ tall, muscular, and could kill you with a single touch.

You’re almost certain he might crack your skull open as he holds you flush against the grass, the soft blades tickling your face. Your hips sway slightly as his fingers prod your pussy lips, feeling the softness that is your body. The head of his cock gives off a slight heat and you’re begging for him to fill you.

“Jack,” you mumble, attempting to not swallow the dirt as you speak.

He growls at you as his claws dig into the earth around your head. He’s much bigger than you, easily capable of crushing you if you test him too much. He leans over you, his heat blanketing you. He’s so much warmer than he normally is. You can hear his heart pounding in his chest as he lines up with you.

It feels like there’s a monster about to push into you. Jack has never been an easy fit - he’s huge. There’s no denying that. And while you aren’t necessarily the shortest person on the planet, everyone pales in comparison to Jack’s size. It’s almost comical, the way he towers over you.

You feel so fragile and small beneath him.

You gasp when he finally pushes the head in, not even bothering to warm you up any further. You brace against the earth as he splits you open, further and further, past what you think you’re capable of. The ridges of his cock slide against your walls almost painfully, and from what you can see as he pushes in deeper? There’s a bulge in your lower abdomen.

You also catch sight of his knot. It’s rather girthy and you assume it’s like the size of your thigh or that adjacent. It’s not a bad guess. Up until now, Jac has restrained himself from heats with you. He’s always claimed not wanting to hurt you - that you couldn’t handle it. But, he’s not all here right now, and you can tell he’s shoving that thing inside of you one way or another.

You squeeze your eyes shut as he pushes the monstrous girth in even further, the tip finally brushing your cervix and pushing on it. It’s almost painful, but you mind your breathing and it ebbs away to discomfort before a dull, slowly thrumming pleasure. You tense your muscles as he finally bottoms out to his knot. How the fuck is that going to fit inside of you? You bite your lip as his hand finally leaves the back of your head, allowing you to lift your face from the ground.

He’s still panting. Jack’s teeth are grit as he rolls his hips upwards, his knot pressed against your pussy. He can feel the slick that’s beginning to gush around him, and it makes him wild. He bites into your shoulder lightly - it’s not enough to draw blood - but it’s enough to make you squeak. He feels you constrict around him.

That’s all it takes. A snarl rips from Jack’s throat as he drags his hips backwards before thrusting back in. He doesn’t care about the pace, and for a moment or two, you’re confused on how he’s working before he evens out. It’s a fast, almost unforgiving pace. Doesn’t seem like he's in the mood to edge you right now.

The breath that was lodged in your throat rips free in the form of loud moans from the feeling of him sliding thickly in and out of you.

Jack bites down harder on your shoulder before releasing. He begins to bite down on you at random, leaving dark marks on your body as he does so. The marks litter your shoulders, neck and upper back. His warm breath fans over your skin as he does so, his teeth feeling sharp and shark-like. His hips are slamming hard against you, and with it, his balls smack against your clit, adding to the pleasure.

Your moans are accented by his powerful thrusts. Your clit feels overworked as he rams into you, and you can’t help but fall against the earth and take everything he has to offer. You moan, gripping the grass, desperate for anything to ground you as he drives into you. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck-” you mewl out like a mantra as you ever so lightly bounce back to meet his rough thrusts. Your eyes are only partly opened as your mind gets lost further and further in the pleasure.

Your body wants to crumble under the weight of him. You wouldn’t mind if it did. He leaves a particularly harsh mark on your throat and you scream.

The sound makes him even more feral. Jack laughs - it’s the most human he’s sounded since this whole thing began - and slows his thrusts to something more powerful. His knot is getting closer and closer to pushing into your abused, puffy pussy. He wants to breed you, and you’re sure if he was still mentally all there, he’d be incoherently babbling about.

You hate to admit how close you are as he thrusts into you. Your pussy is gushing around him. You’re pulsing, body shaking and trembling from the sheer force and the overstimulation of his balls hitting against your clit. The scent of the grass and Jack’s otherworldly nature fill your nose as your head flies higher and higher. You squeeze around him, your pussy molding to feel ever ridge and curve. “Fucking fill me,” you beg, grinding your ass against him.

He hums softly, the growl leaving his lips for just a moment as he pulls his hips back. Jack thrusts forwards, his knot finally pushing past your lips. It gets stuck for a moment, almost as if you can’t handle it. His fingers travel down the curve of your ass to your lips where he pushes them to the side. Slowly, he swivels back and forth before finally popping the thick, girthy knot inside.

A hot mixture of pain and pleasure falls over your entire body as you find yourself stretched in a way you didn’t think was possible. You cry out, tears beading in your eyes before they stream down your face as your pussy swallows him whole. You feel so impossibly full, and the mere feeling of his full length inside of you renders you unable to move. You continue to cry out as the pain subsides to pleasure as he bounces you against his thighs.

Your release comes in the form of electricity that spreads from your dripping pussy and across your body almost painfully. Your mouth hangs open as he pushes the knot in even deeper as you pulse around him. Your pussy flutters with every touch. Your muscles ache. Eyes rolling upwards, you feel another orgasm coming on.

Jack once again blankets his form over you before biting down into your other shoulder. He pushes in as deep as he possibly can before releasing. He growls and hisses as his eyes flutter shut, squeezing while his brows furrow. One his his clawed hands digs into your waist and grips as tight as he can without breaking the skin while his other rakes through the dirt, leaving large gashes in the earth’s surface.

Warmth spreads in your lower half, filling you to the brim. He’s never filled you this much before. In fact, it’s so much that it spills out from around his cock, out your pussy and onto the ground. It’s warm, oh so warm and you can’t help but release more slick again around it.

Your body feels like jell-o as he ruts into you a few more times, trying to really, really hammer home the point of breeding.

The two of you pant at a loss for words. You don’t think you could form them even if you want to. Your pussy is still vice gripping his knot, body almost filled to the brim from the sheer amount he’s unloaded inside of you. You attempt to move, but he’s still hanging over you. “Jack,” you whisper, slowly finding your voice. “I need to get up.”

He makes a sound of disapproval before slowly hoisting himself up and over you so you can shakily get up on all fours. He watches your mark laden form.

You sigh dreamily as his cock twitches and floods your pussy with his cum again. It’s going to be like this all week, huh?

Jack answers your thought by grabbing your hips with his large hands, twisting you carefully over him before letting you fall back to the earth. You’re still very much connected by his knot, but you’re looking up at him now. Your legs are spread wide for him, eyes starry as the massive demon grins at you.

He sharply rolls his hips forwards, and you feel the pleasure build up once more.

544 notes • Posted 2021-10-29 19:48:42 GMT

#3

hc’s for when s/o returns after a year or so and the creepypasta confesses their love for them, preferably with jeff, toby, BEN (and if im allowed hoodie) please <3 i dont mind whether you make this sfw🥺or nsfw😩

Jeff, Toby, BEN and Hoodie with a SO that Returns After A Long Time

Jeff:

His heart stops.

Is he really seeing you right now?

Jeff often doesn't show "softer" emotions, but when he sees you, he just takes a few steps up to you, looking you up and down.

He's not sure if you're a ghost or not but you take his hands into yours.

"I'm back," you say, a small smile on your face.

Jeff is floored. You feel so warm and he cannot BELIEVE you're holding him right now.

The man doesn't even think, just presses his lips to yours, arms wrapping around your body, pulling you into him.

Looks like he beat you to it, he loves you too.

It's just bliss as he spins you in his arms, breaking with a laugh.

He's never been this happy before.

When you pull away, there are stars in both of your eyes.

"I never thought you'd-" you begin, but he cuts you off by shaking his head.

"I can't believe you," he giggles before cupping your face in his hands.

You tilt your head to the side.

"I already loved you."

Toby:

He blinks a few times, not really believing that you're back.

When you left, you took a part of him with you.

Granted, the two of you aren't in a relationship, but it still hurt him all the same.

"R-Reader," he breathes out, standing up to meet you half way.

"Hey, Tobes," you smile softly back. "It's really good to see you-"

You're cut off by Toby hugging you, looping you into his arms.

"I-I missed you s-s-so much," he mumbles as he hugs you tighter.

You laugh and hug him back, just burying your face into his chest.

"Gods, I love you so much," you whisper.

Toby freezes. "W-What?"

You feel your face light up with heat. "My bad," you begin apologizing before he cuts you off, a loud laugh bubbling up from his throat.

Toby spins you in his arms. "I love you too!"

It's all he ever says now.

BEN:

BEN has admittedly kept tabs on you, but over your absence, but over the year, he's slipped off.

So when he comes back to his home and sees you sitting on his chair, waiting for him, his heart stops.

"What are you doing here?" He sounds surprised.

You tilt your head to the side and laugh. "That's what you're gonna say to me?" You blow a raspberry. "My best friend sucks."

BEN blushes and shakes his head. "Not like that I'm just-," he scratches the back of his neck. "Where have you been?" He takes a seat next to you. "I really missed you."

Your hand reaches for his and you rub your thumb against he back of it. "I'm sorry."

BEN laughs and gets comfortable in your presence again - mostly by flopping onto his bed. "You're so lucky I love you," he mumbles.

You double take. "What?"

BEN opens one of his eyes and smirks at you before he gestures for you to join him. He's admittedly not over how you're suddenly just... here again.

You lay down next to him.

"Are you tired?" He asks.

"Yeah, and you?"

BEN presses his lips to the side of your head. "Get some rest."

You roll your eyes. "You're so lucky I love you."

His heart flutters.

Hoodie:

You being going for about a year or so didn't actually affect him.

Or so everyone thought.

Internally, Hoodie was a MESS without you around.

He wanted to make sure you were safe, and cared for, and you being gone just??? Send his emotions for a whirl.

So when he finally sees you again, butterflies fill his stomach.

He honestly forgets how to breathe.

"Hoodie," you begin, finally looking up at him for the first time in about a year.

"Reader," he replies, finally finding his voice.

You're about to start rattling into excuses when he wraps his arms around you, stealing the breath from your lungs.

He doesn't say anything, but he hugs you tighter, finally able to take in your scent again. You smell familiar and like home.

You weren't expecting that from him!

"So you just wrap your arms around him tighter.

No words need to be said, you know that you love each other.

581 notes • Posted 2021-08-05 01:25:11 GMT

#2

Hi! Could I request a EJ x Reader scenario where the reader is a proxy and got injured on a mission? So after she gets back she has to go to Jack to get patched up, but the injuries are both around her thighs and torso, so she has to be mostly naked. Its already quite awkward, but the Reader has a huge crush on Jack so it’s even more so, and it’s really obvious as he works on her. This could end with just playful teasing or something NSFW, whatever you’re inspired to do :D Thank you for your time!

Good Girls Deserve Treats

[Eyeless Jack X F!Reader]

[Warnings: creampie, knotted dick, language, marking, it’s actually not that rough and pretty ooc for how I normally write EJ. If you are a minor, DNI]

[AN: Hi love bug, so I ended up writing something immensely similar to this exact prompt a little while ago. I'll link it down below. I just decided to barrel straight into the NSFW bc for some ungodly reason, I’m horny and this is what I choose to write. ALSO it's 2.4K words.]

Part 1

“You handled that pretty well,” Jack begins, his clawed thumb rubbing small circles on your thigh ever so slightly. “All things considered,” he finishes with a chuckle. His face draws a little nearer to yours, and heat ignites on your face.

You bashfully look away, almost all too aware of how his touch runs electricity on your skin and how… undressed you actually are in the moment.

“Did you want me to check your abdomen?” He hums, his hand tracing up your thigh and to the hem of your torn shirt. In the back of his mind, he thinks you could use a new one.

Your eyes fly up to his sockets, blinking a few times. “Is that necessary?”

He nods. “Just wanna make sure I’m not missing anything,” he hums, clawed fingers lacing under what could barely be considered a shirt. He glances at your face, reading you for any strong discomfort. He finds you’re just flustered.

“I-”

“Do you want me to turn around again?”

Feeling small waves of confidence, you shake your head. “Nah, it’s okay,” you say as you move your stone-like arms, fingers shakily grabbing at the bottom of your shirt.

“Mind your stitches,” he observes as you hook your fingers under, slowly pulling the shirt up and over your head.

Cold, the room is cold. A part of you is thankful you have a bra on. A slight huff leaves your lips as Jack’s hand begins to explore the soft flesh of your abdomen. Small bruises, minor cuts.

Jack tsks his tongue. “And you were gonna keep this from me?” He says with a small chuckle.

“It’s nothing I can’t handle,” you say, fighting the urge to cross your arms over your chest defensively.

The eyeless man begins to disinfect the minor cuts, amazed that you’re not more physically hurt on the upper half after what he saw with your thigh. He works quietly and diligently, every now and then stealing glances with you and flirting through his touch alone. He hums softly as he does so, deep voice like a purr as you relax further into his touch.

And then it stops. His touch has retracted from your body and you can’t help but pout in response.

“We’re done here, sweetheart,” he jokes, once again putting his things away. “You can return to your group whenever.” He’s dangling himself in front of you like a bone in front of a hungry dog.

You take the bait. “And what if I don’t want to?” You retort, brows furrowing for a moment.

“If you don’t want to?” He grins, uncrossing his arms over his chest.

You watch as his chest rises and falls, the strings of his hoodie being coyly played with in his clawed fingers.

Jack’s lips crack upwards into a devilish smile. “Well,” he begins, sliding forward on his chair, large hands taking you by surprise as he rests them on your hips, applying just enough pressure to tell you he’s in charge. “I suppose good girls o deserve a treat.”

You practically melt at the words, the butterflies in your stomach going absolutely feral as Jack leans forward, his lips capturing yours in an instant. Your eyes flutter shut, kissing him back almost shyly as his mouth overtakes yours. He tastes like mint and citrus.

Jack’s hands begin to roam your body, careful of your various contusions and the biggest wound on your thigh as he does so. He’s committing your form to memory should he never touch you like this again. He easily overpowers you as he kisses you, his form already domineering and overpowering enough. Jack’s ears pick up your heartbeat - you sound like a little rabbit.

He chuckles deeply into the kiss, effectively breaking it before tracing his lips to your jaw and then slowly down your neck.

Your hands fly to the back of his head. Your fingers rake through his hair, brushing against his scalp. You let out a small giggle when you hear him purr deeply against the smooth flesh of your neck, his teeth and lips nipping you ever so slightly to leave ghost-like marks. “Jack,” you mewl out as he licks your neck before latching on, sure to leave a mark.

He hums against your skin, his hand reaching up to your shoulder, gently pushing you back.

You follow his nonverbal command, form feeling like jello as you lean back on the table, eventually resting on your forearms. You watch with hazy eyes as Jack kisses your collar before moving in between your breasts. He takes in deep, dreamy breaths of your scent before nuzzling you ever so slightly - and then much stronger than you were anticipating. A squeak leaves your lips before your brow quirks up.

Sensing your confusion, Jack spares you a moment to answer. “Scenting you,” he mumbles against your chest before trailing kisses down your stomach to your pelvis. One of his hands reaches to the waistband before he remembers your stitches. “You won’t be needing these,” he thinks aloud before he snips his claw upwards, effectively ripping through the fabric.

“Jack!” You giggle. “I need those.”

“I’ll get you more,” he brushes off. He repeats the motion and your underwear falls down, the pieces now useless. He tosses them out of the way, finally able to take in the scent of your sex in full. He has to stop himself from fully burying in right then and there. His fingers trace down your non-injured thigh, gently tracing small shapes before his lips join in the equation. Jack’s breath is warm against your thigh as he presses delicate kisses, his slightly chapped lips making you mewl at the contact.

Your fingers go back to lovingly raking through his hair as he finally opens his mouth, three tongues curling out. You’ve seen his tongues before - mostly when he’s actually eating - but seeing them in context like this makes you unbearably hot. You arch your back when one of them finds their way to your clit, immediately assaulting the pearl with stimulation as the other begins to trace your puffy, aroused lips. You grip his hair and Jack laughs.

He half lids his eyes as the third tongue traces your slit before slowly diving in, deliciously curling and twisting inside of your heated pussy, his lips adding the extra push.

Your thighs tense on instinct as he does so, eyes slowly closing in the budding pleasure. You rake your fingers through his hair even harder as he begins to pick up the pace, breathy moans and sighs exiting your lips like hymns as he does so. “Oh my gods,” you whisper as he curls around your clit in the way that has you seeing stars.

Jack grins and slowly adds his fingers into the equation. They curl upwards, claws so delicate and careful to not cut you as he rubs and traces your walls as his tongue fucks you.

The thigh that isn’t injured tenses, leg curling around his back and heel digging into him. You want him even closer to you. You can feel your pussy throb as his tongue thrusts deeper into you, wiggling and twisting as it does so. He feels so warm! How is that possible? You bite your lip, lust clouding your vision as the hand that’s not buried in your pussy snakes under your thigh and to your abdomen, ensuring you won’t buck at him.

Still, you lightly buck anyways, unable to resist the pleasure. You’re getting close, oh so close. A part of you wishes you’d last longer, but hey, being a proxy isn’t easy and it’s not like you have the time to get fucked - at least, not in the way you’d like to be.

Sensing that you’re close, Jack begins to slowly retreat himself from your soaking pussy. The best part? You’re so drunk off his touch that you don’t even realize it until it’s too late. You narrow your eyes, pouting at him with a fury burning in those beautiful irises when you realize he’s not doing anything to you. “You’re such a jerk,” you hiss.

He feigns being offended. It’s his smile that gives it away. “Awh, I thought you deserved something better,” he begins, slowly standing up, “something bigger,” he continues, undoing the belt on his pants, “something more fulfilling.” He drops his pants and you see it. Granted, his hand is wrapped around it, but your jaw falls open regardless. Jack’s cock is, for lack of better words, huge. Thick, strangely beautiful with the gradient he’s got going on and the specks that look like stars to match it, and topped - bottomed? Off with a knot. A huge knot that you’re not even sure you can take.

Jack laughs in a condescending tone as he rubs it a few times, breathy sighs pouring from his lips as he does so. He steps closer to you, and with the close proximity, you’re able to see he’s got piercings.

“You still want my mouth?”

You shake your head, legs spreading for him on instinct.

Jack laughs. He genuinely laughs. He whistles lowly when he sees he’s where he wants to be - still not fully erect - and places his hands on your hips, still mindful of your thigh. He moves his hips back and forth, the tip of his cock getting coated with your slick as he does so.

You hiss slightly when you feel the cold bite of metal, melting when it warms up with your body. “Please,” you murmur as his grip tightens on you ever so slightly. “Just stuff it in me.”

Jack hums thoughtfully. “Are you sure, baby?” He asks in that same sickly sweet condescending tone. “Because if you are…”

The breath gets stolen from your lungs as he pulls your body forward, suddenly pushing his thick cock into your pulsing pussy. You feel every inch of him as it drags against your walls, filling you to your brim. The ladder piercings, cold as they are, add to the bite of pleasure and electricity that vibes throughout your system. Your head falls back on instinct, toes curling and muscles tensing as he hilts inside of you up to his knot.

“Holy shit,” you breathe out, heart thumping in your chest like a jackhammer.

“I know,” he coos, leaning down to drape over your form.One of his hands leaves the grip on your hip to caress your cheek. “Good girl,” he compliments, slowly beginning to thrust into you. His cock, which had only been somewhat erect, began to grow harder inside of you.

The feeling of him swelling and hardening inside of you makes you mewl, back arching ever so slightly as he begins to pick up the pace. You almost whine as his hand leaves your face, but when it traces down your side to your clit, all complaints exit your head.

Jack’s lips fly back to your shoulder and neck as he begins to rut into you, his hand rubbing circles on your clit as he does so. He’s trying so hard to not destroy you - doesn’t want you popping anything. He growls deeply against you, teeth biting at your shoulder as he ruts in harder, the slick sounds of your pussy squeezing around his cock making him feel lighter than air.

You pull both at his hair and dig your nails into the back of his hoodie as he fucks you harder, your good leg once again hooking into his waist, heel digging in and pushing along with him. You can feel his thick knot come dangerously close to being buried inside of you, and you wonder if you can handle it in the moment. “Fuck,” you breathe out, pussy gradually becoming raw under his rough touch. “Knot,” you manage to choke out as it catches closer and closer.

“What was that?” Jack gruffly rasps against your skin before attacking your neck in kisses, attempting to mark you as his and smothering you in his scent. The sound of meaty thrusts and skin slapping on skin filling his clinical room, the sound bouncing and echoing sharply.

“I want-” you gasp when he pinches your clit between his fingers, “I want your knot!” You wisp out, hand gripping the back of his hoodie so strongly it might cramp.

Jack giggles against your skin, rolling his hips powerfully against you. “Can you even handle that?” He muses, pounding into you. He groans deeply when you constrict around him.

You grin up at him, legs spreading even wider as an invitation for him to claim you. “Why don’t you find out?”

Jack’s eyes widen for a moment before he severely picks up the pace, essentially fucking your brains out. You barely have the time to breathe as he works your clit raw, the fluids between your legs gushing like a waterfall as he roughly pounds into you, his knot coming closer and closer to getting swallowed whole by you. He’s cursing now, whispering under his breath in a language you can’t understand, eyes half lidded in the pleasure as he suddenly backs up to just his tip.

A loud cry rips free from your throat as Jack slams back in, his knot briefly catching as your abused entrance before he pushes in, rolling his hips forwards.

Tears well in your eyes from the sheer size and overstimulation of it all, and you can’t help but seek physical comfort in him by curling against his chest. Your body, pushed to its limit, finally lets go. The coil in your stomach, the heat that’s been burning inside of you - it all spills over and boils, burning, spewing its warmth across your body like white hot electricity, dripping over your exhausted limbs like rushing lava. You grit your teeth as your pussy throbs around him, and cling to him like your life depends on it.

Jack posessively bites into your shoulder, his hand pressing down on your clit as receives you, still rolling and rutting into you. He bites down just a little harder, teeth dangerously close to drawing blood as he pushes into you as deep as he can, thick, warm ropes of cum rushing into your body. He growls as he does so, fighting the urge to snarl as he thrusts a a few more harsh times before finally stilling against you.

You pant heavily as Jack’s cock weeps cum into you, your body feeling fuller and fuller by the moment.

Jack is panting as well, slowly unlatching from your shoulder. “You okay?” He asks, finally coming down to his senses, kitten like licks coming from his mouth to wipe away your tears of overstimulation.

You wrap your arms around him, lovingly threading through his hair. “Yeah, I’m fine,” you giggle before pulling him down for another kiss.

Jack smiles, his form warmly draping over you like a blanket.

"Was I a good girl?" You ask in a small hum as Jack slowly begins to leave your stuffed pussy.

Jack breathes out deeply, lips still curled up into a smile. "Absolutely."

588 notes • Posted 2021-09-01 07:21:41 GMT

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Elsie's Kinktober 2021 Masterlist

Howdy love bugs and cowfolks, we're coming up to kinktober so it's about time I hopped on this line. This is my first kinktober so uh, time to expand my horizons.

Everything on this list is subject to change should I feel it necessary.

October 1st - 7th: A Mix of Everything and Anything

1. Sal Fisher - Praise Kink

2. Dr. Django Bridge - Thigh Riding

3. BEN Drowned - Remote Controlled Vibrator

4. Dr. Benjamin Kondraki - Mating Press

5. Larry Johnson - Overstimulation

6. Dr. Alto Clef - Phone Sex

7. Ticci Toby - Mommy Kink

October 8th - 14th: Creepypasta

8. Jason the Toymaker - Primal Play (Request)

9. Kate the Chaser - Blindfold (Request)

10. Ruth Min (Original Character) - Uniform Kink (Request)

11. Jeff the Killer - Bloodplay

12. Laughing Jack - Cockwarming

13. Jane the Killer - 34 + 35 = 69

14. Slender Man - Tentacles (im sorry it was too easy)

October 15th - 21st: Marble Hornets

15. Brian Thomas - Squirting (Request)

16. Tim Wright/Masky - Exhibitionism (Request)

17. Brian Thomas/Hoodie - Hate Sex (Request)

18. Brian Thomas - Pet Play

19. Alex Kralie - Quickie

20. Brian Thomas - Sex Pollen

21. Tim Wright - A/B/O

October 22nd - 28th: A Mix of Everything and Anything Part 2

22. Dr. Alto Clef - Marking (Request)

23. Larry Johnson - Wax Play (Request)

24. Darkwood Wolfman - Brat Taming

25. Pennywise - Degradation

26. SCP 049 - Corruption Kink

27. SCP 035 - Daddy Kink

28. SCP 173 - Orgasm Denial

October 29th - 31st: A Mix of Everything and Anything Part 3

29. Eyeless Jack - Size Difference

30. Darkwood Wolfman - Shape Shifting (Request)

31. Pennywise - Oviposition

Lots of love to you, and have fun <3

Updated on Oct 11th, there are some other fics for the days of Oct 25, 27, and 28 on my AO3. Will link here when they come up.

Oct 31st Update: the alternate Fics for the 25th, 27th and 28th will get posted when they get posted lmfao. I’ll still post the links here though <3

713 notes • Posted 2021-09-06 04:32:35 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

[kyber-crystal]

marvelinsanity’s forever follows

okAy so i was originally going to do this at the end of december but. i got lazy and distracted (idek how that works lmao) and ended up forgetting ab it. but here are some of the people that helped make quarantine a little less shitty and a little more bearable—thank you for giving me a reason to get up in the morning. 

i’m sorry i haven’t been very active lately and how i’ve been kind of distant. things have been rough and i haven’t written anything solid in weeks and to those anons waiting for their requests to be done, i’m sorry :( i hope you’ll understand. 

2020 came with many ups and downs and more late night depression sessions than i’d like to admit—it hasn’t gotten any easier this year—but i wouldn’t change anything at all. among all of my accomplishments i’m proudest of the fact that i finally found myself, made many new friends, and discovered what i was truly passionate about—writing.

to be honest, i never thought i’d get to where i am now but i’m so grateful that i’m here. taking some time out of my day to lose myself in my imagination and actually bring those ideas to life has to have been one of the best decisions i’ve made. i seriously don’t know where i’d be if it wasn’t for each and every single one of you i’ve had the privilege of having on this (rather chaotic) little blog of mine.

special mentions to my star wars simp nation people for becoming my found family. i love you all more than you know. thank u for putting up with my endless shitposting LOL @obirain @rentskenobi @bo-kryze @karasong @fettymercury @xwingsandohs @etherealsanakin @meshlababy and to @prequelsnet and everyone on it for being so welcoming and kind no matter what <3

new mutuals! @goldensatine @cafeobiwan @labyrinth-runner @myriadimagines @honeyedfloral you were all unexpected blessings but i wouldn’t have it any other way. i hope we can grow closer & here’s to many more pleasant memories in 2021!! i appreciate yall a lot. really : ‘)

to my oldest mutual and favorite swiftie @speechlessxx i’ve been following you for AGES and i can’t believe i’ve been following you for almost a year—thank you for being my older sister, mentor, and best friend and dog mom all rolled into one. i don’t know where i’d be without you now because you literally were the one who inspired me to start writing and KEEP writing. OH also thank u for screaming over taylor w me

@arkofblake jess. ur literally the best person ever and i’m so happy that i found someone who matched my energy perfectly bc. i can fangirl over edits with you and not worry about being judged. thank u for ur hydration reminders too <3 ur super swag fam

more lovely people i would love to write an entire essay on but can’t because i’d break my hands doing so, quite literally asdfasdf @padawanlost @ewanmcgregors @padmeamidela @anakin-danvers @dindjarindiaries @chokemeanakin @stardust-kenobi @starryeyedstories @kelieah @guacas @lilbabycee @johnboyuga @margeaery @ahskatano @benjiiskenobi @jlhpotters @badbctch @obaby-wan @dearspacepirates @sithdust @marvel-dameron @ohhellokenobi @beskar-tano @duskholland @outerims @arynfrompogonia @wecallhimbrowneyess @yeinnefer @anakinswhore @alideetoo

to my international twin @propertyofdindjarin i love u and i’m grateful for all our chaotic facetime calls that we have and for the fact that you’re such a supportive beta reader. you never fail to put a smile on my face whenever we talk and it makes me feel so good knowing i can always come to you for advice. i don’t know how the hell you do it but literally every time we’re talking i get huge bursts of inspo—thank you SO much for that you have no idea how many times you’ve prevented me from falling into a permanent slump.

and last but most CERTAINLY not least. @poesflygirl holy crap where do i even begin. words cannot explain how grateful i am to have met you. i don’t know what i even did to deserve someone as wonderful as you but i’m so so so so glad you came into my life, took one look at me, and decided, “yup, i’m sticking with her” despite the fact that i was far from what a typical, ‘normal’ friend might’ve looked like to you. it feels like we’ve known each other for years even though our five month friendiversary literally just passed??? what??? it’s crazy how time flies. 

thank you so so so so so much to all 1.2k of you who decided to stay with me for so long. thank you endlessly for putting up with my bullshit and all my shitposting and my typically chaotic self. i love you all so so much 

[solaeter]

hello op! this is my first time requesting something. I hope I don't fuck it up.

I'm Miley, and my favorite emoji is ✨ (so I can be sarcastic on text lol) I also like going 🖐️😔 at almost everything

I hope I'm doing this right

I think I'm straight, but you could say bicurious. I'm brown, like Asian brown, i wear glasses :) I'm 5'6 in height, people tell me I have nice fingers idk why lol

I have a lil acne :( but I don't care much about it lol it izz what it izz

My love language is physical touch hehe followed by words of affirmation :) *touch starved since 2020 *

I am an ESTP, an April Aries 🌝 I think I'm an ambivert. I like people and talking to ones I share interests with. I can be shy sometimes... I have been told I am very loud and "savage" lol

Umm about sexual preferences I can say I took the test 🌝 and turns out I'm 100% switch followed by degradee and experimentalist. I think that says everything lol

I hate liars, slow walkers, mangoes, whiners, scary movies (yes.), Karens and sappy couples. I love memes, cake, anime, manga, twitter and painting. I love alternative rock and indie pop music.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE AND IT SCARES ME lol I study science and chemistry goes over my head T_T

I want someone to be honest with me? Keep it real? and not bore me out. Unpredictable? Idk myself. I don't believe in soulmate au, I think both sides must put on effort to make a relationship work.

I think wearing eyeliner gives me confidence, it makes me feel good about myself. I like it when I'm able talk to people and hear their thoughts.

As you can tell I use *lol and memes as a coping mechanism.

I am really hoping this is ok. It's 2 am and I cannot think straight but it was nice writing this out lol

Hope you have a good day ahead! Drink water and be safe byeee love you

Jujutsu Kaisen Matchup Event | CLOSED

Thank you so much for participating!!! Oh my goodness this took me soo long cause of endless distractions and irl things 😫. Pls forgive me and thanks again!! 💕💕

Out of everyone in Jujutsu Kaisen, I pair you with..

First off, congratulations on getting the legend himself to settle down! Secondly, mere height difference will have Gojo either teasing you or using you as a personal armrest. Plus he finds it insanely adorable cause you're just so fuckin cute and he just cannot 🥺. This bastard will steal your glasses and look into them before giving them back. Or he'll trade you his just so you can see the pitch black view he can only see out of. If you question him about it, he'll make some type of witty remark just to boost his own ego. Gojo will shower you with compliments, ranging from sweet to down right lewd. It just depends on his mood at that moment. Plus he cannot go without commenting about your gorgeous, beautiful and perfect figure. He’s also the one to compliment your makeup, especially how it makes your eyes pop. Honey, you have him wrapped around your finger. 

From the moment you two started dating, Satoru was all over you. He thrives off affection and touch just as much as you, if not more. He will always have a hand on you, whether it be locked with yours or resting on the small of your back. He just has to have his hands on you, but if you need space or something, he will pout but listen. Maybe not for long of course 🙄. Satoru is good with words, easily swaying anyone [except other women, pls honey he’s lucky to have you] so he'll have you covered anytime you need some type of affirmation. Just be sure to do the same for him, even though he's almighty and "the strongest" as he would say, sometimes he needs an extra push to keep his head in the right place.

Satoru really enjoys how you can be shy one moment then delivering a savage burn that has him mentally thanking the heavens it wasn't pointed at him. Though let's be honest, he'd be the main target of your sassy remarks. The dude has them coming but he just loves it so much that sometimes he pokes at you just to see what you'll do. Now on the days your social battery runs out and you're more to yourself, Satoru will take the reigns and do your talking, cause let's be honest again, the dude doesn't know how to stfu when he gets going 🙄.

Satoru likes to keep things fresh. He’s a try anything once type of man, so he’ll willingly embrace the fact you’re a switch. The view he has when you’re on top of him, chefs kiss. Plus he’ll degrade you as if it were second nature. I won’t say anymore to keep this sfw lol, but Satoru can’t get enough of you. 

Did someone say cake? Satoru’s sweet tooth is almost unparalleled and whenever you have a craving for something, he’s quick to offer suggestions. He appreciates your interests and may or may not exploit some of your dislikes just to rile you up. Like putting on a scary movie one night just to have you closer even if it means possibly getting into trouble 😌. He’ll also walk slowly in front of you just to hear you complain, it humors him. Satoru is a bastard and he knows it, especially when you probably smack him on the back and stalk ahead. Good lord it gets him rolling. Satoru is also the one to follow all the recent trends and memes, probably even somehow has a pretty popular twitter account full of shitposting and dumb selfies. So he’ll be right there beside you cackling at memes or mocking ‘Karens’ in his typical dramatic fashion 🙄.

Dreams for the future are nice and all, but Satoru doesn’t mind if you’re unsure. Life is about living and not being shackled by shit. He’d say to live day by day and if someone can’t accept that, well kindly fuck them 🥱. Don’t ask him for help with anything science related, the man will just 😶.

Satoru is a very honest individual, so he’ll always be up front with you. Even if it might be offensive, he'll try to soften the blow with a cheesy smile and some type of apology. There’s never a dull moment with the strongest sorcerer. He will keep you on your toes for sure, he’s like a man child until he has to be serious. I believe Satoru doesn’t believe in soul mates either, he wasn’t one for love until you came around anyways. Falling for you was a slap to the face, but a good one. 

[apparentlyaswarmofbees]

Late Top 10 Posts of 2020!

I have fun seeing my posts rise and fall on the Top Posts list, I kind of forgot to do this before but since I have way too much time right now I decided I might as well give it a go with a bit of comentary!

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#10- Pact Marks

This one was literaly made at a moment of epiphany, I really enjoy the concept. I should mention I also really enjoyed the Unconventional Pact Marks made by @/astaroth1357, you guys should go check it out lololol

#9- Papa Mammon's Feathery Babies

This one was also an epiphany I wrote after watching videos of crows being cute, for a long while this one post was actually the second top post of all time! It still gets some rises in notes from time to time when new people find it and reblog it! And again, a huge thanks and all the love to @/hhhany82 for their great fanart made inspired on this post of mine, I was over the moon and I still am everytime I think about it ♡♡♡♡♡

#8- A Compilation of Accidents

After reading many headcanons of people using the concept of accident for agnst purposes (which are great ngl), I decided that no, accidents can make you laugh too, and so I wrote this inspired in my own personal accidents in life l o l.

#7- In What Way You Will Match With Them

After a long ass while opening dozens of tabs on my computer of matching things, writing this was hella fun. With some I had trouble deciding on what to match but in the end it was worth it uvu.

#6- MORE Small Things to Imagine

Oh man I remember exactly how I felt then. Many many times I made a small draft in an attempt to make a somewhat continuation to Small Things to Imagine but it never felt quite right. The reopening of requests at that time was really the catalyst of my inspiration. It is the shortest of the series of Small Things to Imagine but I consider it an important warm up for the reopening of requests and a weight being lifted off my shoulders!

#5- Leviathan 'Despair' Fanart

Oh my god drawing that was a pain, I did draft after draft and I was in so much agony coloring his table. But the song was so good my inspiration was on fire the entire time. You guys won't believe how happy I still am from the amount of feedback I recieved out of it. It's a simple fanart, but I felt I managed to send the exact feelings I felt from the lyrics and imagining Levi to all of you, and that makes me really proud no matter the imperfections ♡

#4- While You're Not Looking

The ammount of attention this one recieved in just one single day of being posted was NOT expected. It was again, just a moment of epiphany, and then I had many people screaming and crying in my notifications and all I could think was "oh god I broke them are you guys okay what the fuck is happening". All I had in mind while writting was literally just what they do when you're not looking, and only after some people comented on tags about the yearning this post reeked of that I realized what I wrote 😂. It skyrocketed in notes and it still has me dumbfounded lololol.

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-Honorary Mentions-

#Mammon Red String Fanart

This one is one of my absoluse prides after Belphie's 'Bad Ideas' Fanart. I was just so filled with love and soft feelings due to all the feedback I was recieving in this platform, all my insecurities and anxieties being crushed and thrown out the window. This fanart was made with pure overflowing happiness and gratefulness to all of you.

#No Thoughts, Just Demons

One of my first posts in this blog, it has been on top 3 for a good while before dropping down. It was incredibly fun to draw seeing it was literally a warmup from me staying months without drawing. I still feel sorry for the original artist of the base I used because it literally scaped my mind to credit, specially seeing I cropped the thing without paying attention to any signatures, and I also had no idea the original artist was on tumblr either, though I also didn't bother to search. The moment I accidentally found about the original artist I immediatelly went to put proper credits, but still, sorry.

#'Ho Ho Homicide' Satan Claus Fanart

Oh am I proud of this one. It took so much trouble but it was so satisfying to see it becoming it's final form. But I got so impatient I posted a literal month before christmas 😂. It's one of my favorite fanarts of all time 😏.

#Breakfast In Bed

This fucking shitpost lolololol. This was literally inspired by the fact I don't see breakfast in bed as romantic at all. Although it can be good if you can't get off the bed per example, on circunstances where you can get off the bed it's nothing short of inconvenient. But still, it's endearing to have someone go for the unnecessary trouble to have you eat breakfast in bed, and so this post was born lololololol.

#'Compilation of Flustered Sweet Stuff' Making The Brothers Flustered

Another moment of epiphany where I was high on the blushing faces of the brothers. Lucifer's frown with blushy cheeks that Satan also does, Mammon's and Beel's blushy smiles that make me go (=♡=) everytime, Levi's and Asmo's blush that just make me h o r n y, Belphie's blush that makes me want to s q u e e z e him in a hug. If I could I would make a shrine for each blushy expression from all the brothers.

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And now for the top 3!

#3- EVEN MORE Small Things To Imagine

Oh boy I was PUMPED while making that one. I was listening to the song mentioned on it the entire time and until today I still get so happy while listening to it. I consider this one the ultimate part of the Small Things to Imagine series because it's not only the longest it was also made with a lot more happy feelings than the first part, and it's even higher on top than MORE Small Things to imagine, and I am proud of it 😌

#2- Photos The Brothers Would Have of You

Literally inspired by the shitshow that is the photos both me and my brother take. My brother makes sure all pics he ever takes can become memes, while I always search to take pictures from people at their most natural, even if it means a blurry pic of them laughing in an awkward position, and so I merged mine and my brother's tendencies and this post was born! And honestly I don't think anyone should be ashamed of drolling in their sleep, it's normal lololol, and I do from time to time too!

And finally...

#1- Small Things To Imagine

The number 1 top post that never lost it's position not even once ever since first posted. Not only was it one of my first posts of this blog it is also my most popular to the point it appears on the top posts of the Obey Me Headcanons tag. I am extremelly proud of this post, thank you everyone for their feedback on it and all the love sent to me, it really boosted my energy at the time ♡♡♡♡♡

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Thank you everyone for all the love I recieved in this short 3/4 months of activity! May 2021 give us a break!!