#i love lil wayne wtf

[lucentdreamzzz]

a very appropriately unhinged review of will wood's music (except for icimi)

I rate every will wood song because wtf else do i do with my pathetic life

6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con):

10/10-fuck yes we are BOPPING. we are CRIMINALS. we are STARTING OFF STRONG!

Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones):

4/10-okay we are kinda bing chilling. it’s okay :P kinda triggers me a lil cuz it reminds me of EDs???

Front Street:

10000/10-YESSSSSSSSSSSS YES YES GOING FERAL INJECT THIS INTO MY FUCKING VEINS!!!!!!

¡Aikido! (Neurotic/Erotic):

4.7/10-it slaps a liiiiittle but not that hard. like it kneads. it kneads not slaps.

White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?):

9/10-it both slaps and i can jumpscare ppl with the surgery line??? fuck yes sign me up!!!

Cover This Song (A Little Bit Mine):

2/10-ew too slow. yucky nasty bleh hiss ew hiss

Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D.:

8.5/10-i hold ur M O M in contempt

Red Moon:

10/10-CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED. ME WHEN I WALK THE EQUATOR CHASING THE LIGHT.

Lysergide Daydream:

5/10-mid!!!! muh-muh-muh-MID!!!

The First Step:

9.5/10-MUNCH. OMNOMNOM DINNER NOW. IM JUST A BOOZIN BASTARD,

Jimmy Mushrooms’ Last Drink: Bedtime in Wayne, NJ:

1/10-this exists???

Chemical Overreaction/Compound Fracture:

10/10-when ur an unhinged girlie in the middle of a yeehaw desert

Everything is a Lot:

3.5/10-deep but the deepness doesnt stop it from being too slow for me

Destroy to Enjoy:

7.5/10-surprisingly good for laundromat ambience and chanting??? we r bodhisattva we r buddha dying waking up ig <3

Self-:

7/10-too good for a 6/10 but not good enough for a 8/10. still slaps tho

2012:

9.5/10-FUCK!!!! (inhales) (iwasanexistentialcriminalsoinnocentlycynicalignorantasfuckbutaproudindividual-)

My mom also likes it :D :D :D

Cotard’s Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca):

8.4/10-starts slow but then GOES UNIMAGINABLY HARD!!!! jumpscare ur friends with it!!!

Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus):

8/10-me when i try to replace myself.

The Song With Five Names a.k.a. Soapbox Tao a.k.a. Checkmate, Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government (A.K.A. You Can Never Know):

30/10-WOOO BABEY. OH MAN OH MAN THIS FUCKS SO HARD. IF IT WAS A PERSON I WOULD MAKE BABIES WITH IT-

THE SONAR WEEOW WEEOW WEEEOOOWWWW AT THE BEGINNING THE SUNSHINE IS A GASLIGHT PART EVERYTHING IS JUST HJADFKHNF

Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!:

8/10-if i ranked it any lower i would self-crucify <3

Dr. Sunshine Is Dead:

7.8/10-i love the funky little way he sings “i fumble for the switch”. you go buddy.

-ish:

6/10-good close to the album but NOT FUNKY ENOUGH

Suburbia Overture/Greetings From Mary Bell Township!/(Vampire) Culture/Love Me, Normally:

9/10-ITS ONLY CULTUUUUUUREEEEEE!!!! AND IT SLAPS!!!! WILL WOOD COOKED FRFR

2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.):

8.5/10-this actually introduced me to william woodsmith :explode: the nostalgia is def a factor

Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!):

100/10-hehe gender

I/Me/Myself:

7/10-g e n d e r

…well, better than the alternative:

3/10-very sweet but too slow for my megamind

Outliars and Hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples:

9/10-i did not know this existed??? still kind of a bop

BlackBoxWarrior-OKULTRA:

10000/10-THIS SLAPS HARDER THAN AN ASIAN PARENT WHEN YOU BRING HOME A B

Marsha, Thankk You For the Dialectics, But I Need You To Leave:

7.5/10-me at therapy

Love, Me Normally:

2/10-boring ew tomato tomato

Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world:

8.5/10-SHOW TUNE ABT DEATH AND ITS INEVITABILITY YESSSS

Venetian Blind Man:

8/10-THIS IS SO UNDERRATED?????

Your Body, My Temple:

7.5/10-will wood had his whole willussy out. this song is so unapologetically horny

Yes, To Err Is Human, So Don't Be One:

9/10-silly vampire bop!!

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Wtf I think you unlocked a cheat code? What be this sorcery? Aight well be prepared for me to uno reverse it on you lmao.

FUCK I don't even remember which fics I used before for this, uhhhhh... ok here's the first go-round.

Anywho, next ones...

Oooh, Runaway. This one got to explore Tim and Damian's brother dynamic, but if they got off to a better start. It's also badass motherfucking coffee addicted best big bro Tim (a great version) and smol fight bean so tired just wants to be fucking loved lil bro Damian (also a great version). With a teensy bit of sappy batdad. Only thing I don't like as much is the version of Talia, but it's lowkey needed for the plot so I'll let myself off the hook.

If you ever fall down. This one is actually. Like, it's fair. I'd say it's well-written. But what I take the most pride in is how I was able to rewrite the ending so as to have two options, one with a lowkey Sladick, the other with Jason and Dick Big Bro Teamup. Honestly there's little difference between the versions, but still. I ventured a little beyond my comfort zone, and I'm proud of that.

Bane. Yeah, this one's controversial. Still, I spent SO MUCH BRAINPOWER doing inception levels of theory of mind and like good God... I'm incredibly proud of how I was able to do that, and how I was able to build up the tension and keep people guessing until the end. Maybe that makes me mean. Ah, well, a friend and I are working on a sequel, so it'll turn out fine... after lots more agony. Oops.

A Wretch Like Me. This one... all my Rev Wayne stories have given me Religious Feels but there's something incredibly personal about this one, because when Jason and Bruce talk at the end, it echoes so many times that I talked with my Pastor H about things. I'd like to think he'd be proud of what I wrote, despite it being fanfic. I also published this one on Palm Sunday, so the sacrifice theme was vivid, and it might be the closest I've come to... Understanding passion week.

[completelyandtotalyuneventful]

TDI reboot ep 2 reaction!! Spoilers below cut

- omg omg I love Axel so much she is so good

- and scary girl still slaps she was TEARING into that squirrel meat

- Damien is so sweet dude

- also hey Emma wtf she may be a lil more fucked in the head than I thought, I mean she was more concerned about Chase not following the rules than she was about him CUTTING HER BREAKS. It makes sense since she was apart of a prank channel but still

- Chef this season reminds me a lot of Dramarama Chef, being a lot more fun and goofy than mean and serious, I love him

- Zee is just so???? Nice???? All of the time???? I love him, and I love that he got more screen time this ep he was so good, especially at the end

- SCARY GIRL AND DAMIEN BEST FRIENDS I LOVE THEM <33 the most fucked up little creature and the most sane and normal person there I’m eating it up

-Bowie is so funny this ep I stg

- Wayne is actually a very good player?? Which I really wasn’t expecting, since most jocks in total drama usually just fall into the “dumb jock” category, but he really carried the team this episode he was awesome. And his friendship with Raj is beautiful

- Nichelle is actually pretty competent as well, which I wasn’t fully expecting either. But she did very well this challenge. Also “IM famous, I have no idea who SHE is” is iconic

- Keeping my eye on Julia she seems pretty sus, I mean she was always sus with her crystal influencer persona but still

- Love how ruthless Emma was toward Chase this ep, and how Chase thinks she’s still into him even tho she’s celebrating over beating the shit out of him. Worried it’ll cost her the game tho

- very sad about Axel going home so soon, I hope she doesn’t get done dirty like Eva and never goes far in the game again. Also I want her to beat the shit out of ripper it would be fun, I feel like they were building up a fun back and fourth and I’m sad it didn’t play out

[sorrowful-sparrow]

Here’s some thoughts I’ve had about our sweet boy Ed-weird-o. This has no organization, is straight off the dome mostly but he’s just so asdfgjk;/&-/)/@ ✨✨

The reason his kindness shines through his tough/metal head exterior is because he knows how lonely he’s felt as a kid and doesn’t want to let the endearingly named sheepies ever succumb to what society and the “American dream” thinks they should enjoy

Even if Henderson (his favourite even though he’d never admit it out loud in such words) annoys the piss out of him with the fact that he NEVER SHUTS UP OR IS WRONG. It would hurt Eddie so bad if he had the same moment Steve did when Steve pumped him up before the snowball

Like Eddie would wanna throw DOWN

“FUCK THAT HENDERSON. Who gives A SHIT if they think you’re weird or a nerd. They’re just pissed they don’t have a single iota of your intelligence or creativity”

“FUCK MAN.” Fusses with his hair and tries to catch his breath and just makes himself more annoyed “who the hell do they think they are?!”

Finally de-escalates after Dustin keeps trying to calm him down with a super shocked face “dude… am I your favourite?” Cheeky grin

“Shut the hell up Henderson! It just makes me so—”

“Does this mean I can help with the Next campaign?”

Eddie scoffs, slightly offended “does my mastery of the dungeon not meet your expectations?”

“NO! Of course not! I just think if we collaborated we could really show them- ”

Then they argue/collaborate about the next campaign Eddie swinging from excitedly needing to take notes but not having paper or wanting this wave length of PURE GOLD to stop for him to find some

Later when he’s at home at the trailer (IF HE DOESNT GET DISTRACTED 🤦‍♀️) he’s furiously trying to remember everything and write quick notes so he can elaborately trick Dustin into falling into a trap

Plot twist: Dustin probably doesn’t. That kid is too friggin’ smart

Okay that was a lot of one scenario of Eddie and Dustin but I just love them guys. The brotherly vibe they give off is just 🥹🥹🥹

Eddie with a girlfriend would INSIST he isn’t whipped or a “simp” at first

But he totally is.. cmon.

If that guy got a single sliver of undivided attention from a pretty babe he’d fucking run with it.

He’d probably be such an annoying dick 😂

“I’ll have you know my sweet Dungeon Mistress, (Y/N), thinks the next campaign is BRILLIANT and MY BEST WORK, don’t you babe? Tell them.”

“I just complimented your hard work Eds.. please”

“BAAABE!” He clutches at his heart, offended, wounded, defeated “… it’s dungeon master… please…” pouty pleading cow eyes

She sighs, “it’s his best work, prepare yourselves for—“

Eddie leaps to covers your mouth before you can give them a single clue “BABE! SPOILERS!”

The younger boys are just like, “wtf Eddie..”

Also I have this really stupid one where he’s so drunk off beers, and you, and the summer heat

You guys are just chillin at the trailer, he’s laying, rambling and just so infatuated with the fact that you put up with his shit (AND DRUNK, guys.. seriously this is important)

Wayne left the radio on before going to work his night shift and Forever and Ever, amen comes on

And he just stops

Shoots out of your lap

“UGH. What the fuck is this shit?!”

You say, “I kinda like it..” sheepishly preparing for a rant about how THIS is not music, ITS SHIT made to make nuclear rural families feel like they’ve done the right thing by selling out and living that stupid fucking apple pie life the MAN tries to shove down everyone’s throat

And Eddie just stares at you, and without missing a beat BELTS OUT THIS SONG TO YOU.

With dramatic flair, and heavy eye contact.

And then you guys just laugh wildly and cuddle

And you threaten to tell everyone about it

And he tackles you and pins you down, “not if I keep you here forever”

There’s a pause.

You say, sarcastically cautious, “forever and ever?”

“Amen”

Kay I’m done. I just. This boy. I can’t 🥲🥲 he’s such a lil dweeb and I love him

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[b1nightwing]

there is this thing in batfam fics where everyone is so sorry for damian that he had to live with his evil mother till the age of 10 and how good parent bruce is sad that he didnt know about him earlier bc he would come to take damian and raise him properly

and idk im like this is actually bruces' 4th child around the age of 10 that he takes in tho so why are they only crying over damian? Like his story is similar to cassandras tho and jason lived on the freaking streets of gotham for most of his childhood, tims parents didnt give a shit about him and dick was in juvie for no freaking normal reason.

Its not like im putting damians feelings down but this isnt bruces' first child that went trough all that so why didnt he cry for tim or cass?

Somehow im scared that the answer is bc damian is his biological son and thats just not okey and/or bc bruce had to go trough 4 kids to finally feel empathy for other the kids with fucked up pasts

but like hey at least im glad he didnt go full superman and went like "i didnt give birth to him, my wife didnt give birth to him so he isnt my son even tho he clearly is my son but he is not, bc i dont want him"

Dang idk how this works tbh

[kingsofhellfire]

Star Wars au

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 6:57 PM

Yall

Where are the star wars aus

I have seen none and that is a travetsy

wynnyfryd || moo moo! — 12/11/2022 6:58 PM

oooooh, that would be dope. palmviolet started a space-y sci-fi thing but it’s on hold right now i think

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 7:02 PM

Please picture

Son of a high ranked empire/first order/whatever Steve and rebel spy/pilot/mechanic Eddie who is the one that finds Steve trying to get as far from his family's evil ideas as he can

kesbird — 12/11/2022 7:07 PM

Steve had been brain washed into it for such a long time until a meeting where only he was going not his parents happened and the rebels broke in and tried to steal Steve, Steve somehow gets stolen back by his parents with his whole world rocked and queue smuggler Eddie being asked to steal a whole ass first order royalty from under his parents nose by the band of rebels that basically adopted him to the good side

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 7:18 PM

Cue obligatory rebel Dustin being one of the ones to initially steal Steve and Steve being like 'wtf you're 12'

Also maybe the rebels knowing Steve has become sympathetic to their cause becuase the first order has been pushing for a political marriage between Steve and princess nancy

kesbird — 12/11/2022 7:51 PM

OOOH yesssss

And Eddie thinks he’s gonna get some stuck up brain washed rich asshole and he instead gets a feral little protective baddie who is also an asshole but in a cute way

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 7:56 PM

Eddie picks up Steve and his two bags and internally Eddie is like wtf rich boy how much shit do you need to defect

But then Steve opens the bags and reveals a bunch of shit that can be pawned for money/new tools/weapons that he let's Eddie take becuase no duh this rebel guy doesn't trust him yet

kesbird — 12/11/2022 8:11 PM

I’m trying to figure out how Robin would fit into this

Obviously El would be a Jedi type

And I’m leaning toward will being one too?

I feel like Nancy would be basically leia

And then the rest of the kids are rebel mechanics and scientists and nerd shit with Lucas trying to break into the xwing pilot program

Jocelyn and hopper are like heads of the rebels basically

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 8:46 PM

Okay so if the first order has been pushing for a political marriage between Nancy and Steve I assume maybe Steve goes to Nancy's planet regularly

And oops Robin is Nancy's actual betrothed and the order won't acknowledge it becuase they're both ladies

But oops Steve and Robin hit it off and that's what starts him thinking about the brainwashing

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:01 PM

Okay but

BUT

Former storm trooper Eddie who was stolen by Wayne who couldn't watch children be turned into soldiers any longer

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:14 PM

YOOOOOOOO

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:14 PM

I LOVE THIS

that is totally his backstory like he was stolen by Wayne as a kid and then worded with Wayne and has a DEEP set hatred for the order

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:22 PM

Wayne was some low level peon tasked with child care and he kept getting attached to the kids and then idk maybe lil kid Eddie reminds him of his own brother or whatever

So he takes little Eddie and runs and ends up going to Joyce and Hopper

Eddie's storm trooper designation was like ED (some numbers idk)

So Wayne called him Ed

And then eddie

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:36 PM

AHHHHH

Yesssss

Wayne’s the one that when he hears they’re looking for a smuggler is like “…. I might know a kid”

Henry creel as the dark side force user

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:43 PM

Yesssss

And Wayne actively encourages Eddie's smuggling, mainly becuase as a former trooper he essentially has no documents (birth certificate, space social security number, etc) so Eddie doesn't have a ton of options anyway

And then he fucking hates the order

Also

Corroded coffin as other defected troopers eho remember Wayne being kind to them so they go to him when they run

(Eddie's guitar in this scenario is a Droid with a wicked awesome paint job. He calls her Sweetheart)

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:53 PM

Dude Eddie being a across the stars rockstar years later with ex stormtroppers is the most METAL thing I’ve ever heard oh my god

But just having sweetheart his droid is also VERY good

Wayne just becomes a collector of ex stormtroopers and honestly loves it lmao

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:56 PM

Work gave me so much time to think about all this

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:56 PM

Eddie will come back from some space bullshit and be like alright who do we have now

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:57 PM

👀👀👀 do you have more thoughts Kai because I need them

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:58 PM

Gimme a sec to get home and I will thoughts at you

kesbird — 12/11/2022 11:00 PM

Ooh something happening with the republic and Eddie somehow gets put on their list of suspected murderers too and Jason carver is the enforcer maybe to try and track him down which is the reason he’s pretty ok with taking this job. Like he’s had to lay low for AWHILE and really is starting to run out of money even though this plan sounds ridiculous also it would add a fun layer later when Steve is like on his ship

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 11:01 PM

Oh yes good love it perfect

Also

When they start trusting each other Eddie protects Steve from a blaster but the bolt catches his clothes on fire so he throws off his jacket as they run and when everything's calmed down

Dundundun

Steve sees Eddie's stormtrooper deisgnation

(Also Also I want the other threed corroded boys to be from the same batch of troopers so all three of them have designations starting with cc)

kesbird — 12/11/2022 11:24 PM

AHHH THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD

Steve is like suddenly not quite sure if this is a trick or not because you know stormtrooper numbers like his brain immediately goes to either he’s being strung along for some elaborate plot or this stormtrooper is waiting to kill him in a more obvious place or something bad idk because that old brain programming is telling him that stormtroopers never defect that the programming they go through is too powerful and that it never happens

Also I can’t stop thinking about Eddie’s droid sweetheart, like I want her to be like an R2 food or something or just the equivalent of r2’s total fucking readiness for murder and shenanigans

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 11:33 PM

Yeeeees I love it yesyesyes

Maybe to try to ground him Eddie would point out that you know, he's not super fit like a trooper, his hair is too long for a trooper, etc

Becuase even being a direct med supplier to the resistance and having a big old patch on his kacket for it sometimes rebels who find out he's a former trooper get weird about it like Steve is now

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 11:44 PM

Okay so Sweetheart is an old astromech like r2, very vintage very classy

Someone offers her, not in working condition, as a trade for something vital like bacta or food

So Eddie takes her and spends a ridiculous amount of his free time giving her a custom paint job, cleaning her, replacing parts, and he finally feels like he has everything fixed and powers her on

And she beeps and looks around

And Eddie grins and says "Hi, sweetheart."

kesbird — 12/12/2022 12:09 AM

YESSSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSS

sweetheart is the reason for many of Eddie’s gray hairs but if anyone even looked at her funny Eddie would go to war lol (that is assuming sweetheart doesn’t beat him to it)

Kingdom Kai — 12/12/2022 12:12 AM

Eddie learns Droid for her becuase she's so talkative

It is mostly her shit talking people in Eddie's honor

kesbird — 12/12/2022 12:14 AM

SO TRUE

Kingdom Kai — 12/12/2022 12:15 AM

Eddie doesn't take Sweetheart with him to get Steve- he doesn't want to risk her if he gets caught. He leaves her with Wayne and she is FURIOUS about this

But then while Eddie is off falling in love with a spoiled rich order boy the CC boys show up and Sweetheart decides that she is in charge of them until Eddie gets back

So there's just three nervous former troopers being chased around by a Droid with a badass paint job

When Eddie gets back with Steve she refuses to talk to him at first

The whole rebel base is finding excuses to detour to the bunks so they can see cool smuggler Eddie begging a Droid to let him in he's sorry he only left her to protect her

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:24 AM

HELLO YES HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT A STAR WARS AU WITHOUT ME

I love all of this so much

Jason is 100% a total little douchey order guy

Like Hux but more stuck-up

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:25 AM

Yes

He'd be perfect at it

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:26 AM

Absolutely

And Henry as a dark side force user :loveteeth: PERFECTION

Ok ok but. El backstory time

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:27 AM

Henry is the dark side user who gets TOO into the fucked up torture stuff

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:27 AM

YUP

Holy shit him having a scene with Steve or Eddie like Kylo Ren had with Rey

Yknow, the whole mind torture thing

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:28 AM

I could see Steve not being a force user but amazingly useful and talented despite it like Hans solo (or sokka from atlab)

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:28 AM

Oh Steve is a Han Solo type guy for SURE

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:28 AM

Ed?

Some kinda smuggler?

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:29 AM

100% done with everything and everyone all of the time and ridiculously sexy

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:29 AM

Ooohh yes!

That really suits him tbh i vibe with that

Flying a piece of garbage ship similar to the van lol

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:29 AM

Hahaha yea

Bitter rivals

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:31 AM

Yup

Ok but El. She's from a humble background but was picked up by the order at a really young age when they realized she was able to use the force, they took her to wherever to do experiments/train her to do their bidding/whatever. Brenner is the imperial guy in charge, Henry is another one of their trainees who ended up in some sort of position of power

But then she escapes somehow

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:32 AM

Escapes like Finn? (My beloved)

Just out of sheer luck and panic, but with her powers

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:36 AM

Omg YESSSS

Maybe she somehow manages to escape with a rebel infiltrator

OMG HOPPER

It's by sheer coincidence but she just latches onto him and he's like "oh shit ok let's go"

Vega — 12/12/2022 7:50 AM

Yoooooooo

I love star wars :yellsteve: :yellsteve: :yellsteve:

Thank you for bringing this au into life, i can't believe none of us have thought of it earlier?!! Well, better late than never :loveteeth:

Mizaku Ito — 12/12/2022 8:57 AM

who is chewbacca?

kesbird — 12/12/2022 8:59 AM

Oh my god ok so maybe the rebels want Steve not only because he’s like been adopted but also because Steve straight up stole the plans for the Death Star and that’s why there’s such a mad scramble to get him back. Queue Eddie having to stash Steve somewhere for a bit because the first order is closing in and he’s got a contact that can get him a new ride for a bit. And like he gets Steve on but Eddie pulls off as a decoy so he gets plucked up by Henry and they do that whole Poe Dameron thing and Eddie’s straight up getting tortured and Steve gets to the base and Eddie’s not there so him and sweetheart are off to go get their idiot mans

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 9:07 AM

YESSSS THIS

Oh my god oh my god Steve just straight up taking all the documents he can before he runs

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 9:07 AM

Alexei

Mizaku Ito — 12/12/2022 9:08 AM

accepted

Kingdom Kai — 12/12/2022 12:13 PM

Yes exactly that was my thoughts you guys get it!!

I really need a hig dramatic convo where Eddie is like 'why can't you just trust me? The order has fucked me over as much as you!'

kesbird — 12/12/2022 12:17 PM

Yesss and Steve realizes what a hypocrite he’s being

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 5:25 PM

Cannot stop thinking about star wars au. I just. Billy being in the order and Max struggling with smth similar to canon like, being torn between guilt and relief

kesbird — 12/12/2022 5:30 PM

Her family was in the order for sure her mom married in and she HATES it

Max and Steve talking about their lives as families of the first order and all that entails

kesbird — 12/12/2022 5:31 PM

I am so weak for this au

really and truly

Vega — 12/12/2022 5:36 PM

We really do need more of star wars au!

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 8:49 PM

SAME

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 8:51 PM

Yeah 😭 maybe Max and her mom got out together at some point but it got them on the hitlist

kesbird — 12/12/2022 8:58 PM

FOR SURE

[catxsnow]

Can I request a 3, 4, and 26 with an older!Damian Wayne where the reader is really into halloween and Damian isn't?? It's not even sinful sunday but im already thirsty af wtf is wrong with me lol. (Idk just the mention of the word devil at the prompts list got me thinking like "yep this one is for damian") thank you! also i really love your writings by the way but im just a silent reader this is my first time reaching out to you and im p a n i c k i n g

Thank you!! Please don’t panic! I’m glad you sent this in :) I promise I’m not scary to talk to lol. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this!

3."You must be the devil because it just got hot in here" + 4."Wanna do a couples costume?" + 26."Im cold" "I can think of a way to warm you up" Damian

lil mention of sexual intercourse at the end but it’s just a mention

"Wanna do a couples costume?"

"A what?"

Damian was seated on the couch in your living room, book in hand and mug of tea in front of him. It was one of the few times that you had caught him not training or in his Robin suit. The afternoon was his to do as he wished, and that involved time with you and catching up on some of his favourite books.

You stood behind Damian, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and leaning down to litter his cheek with kisses. He leaned into your touch and set his book down to give you full attention. Even in the cold weather of Gotham, he was still radiating heat, something that made him so easily addictive to be around.

"For Halloween, you promised we'd go to the Titan's party this year," You pouted at his lack of memory. Damian mostly likely choose not to remember, not wanting to waste his time at some party. However, the last time you had dragged him to one had been years ago - you wanted to experience it again.

"Must we?" He sighed. Damian didn't want to go to a party, much less dressed in a silly costume - as if he didn't dress in one every night anyways. He tilted his head back completely to look up at you. His hands reached out to grab your waist, hoping that you would get the hint that he wished you to sit with him.

"Yes," You bluntly answered, ignoring his hopes. "I haven't asked you to go in a long time, it'll be nice to spend time with our friends outside of risking out lives. Besides Dick is going to be there, it'll be nice seeing him again."

Damian sighed and went back to sitting normally. You hopped the back of the couch and cuddled up into his side, hoping that the action would persuade him. His arm instinctively wrapped around you and he leaned down to kiss your pouted lips. It was hard to say no when you looked this adorable.

"Fine, we'll do your costumes and go - but nothing ridiculous."

><

Damian looked hot, like really hot. You never expected a single costume to make him look so incredibly sexy - but here he was. He wore tight black pants, an all red button up that only had the bottom few done up. A set a devil horns rested on his head and fake blood dripped down his face.

It was a rather basic couples costume you decided to do - the devil and an angel. Damian had convinced you that you were the angel in the relationship and that you had to be the one dressed in all white, which had automatically assigned him as the devil. Not that you complained after seeing him.

"You must be the devil because it just got hot in here," you purred as Damian came out of your bedroom all dressed up. You had been waiting for him to finish getting ready in your living room - and the sight of him had been well worth the wait. He rolled his eyes at your flirtation.

"I feel ridiculous," he crossed his arms over his chest. You stood up from the couch, showing off your outfit to him. Damian's mood instantly changed as he saw you. His face lit up and he was far more attentive than he was seconds ago. "You look sexy, beloved. I don't know if I wanna go to that party anymore."

"You never wanted to go to begin with," You joked, trying to walk past him. Damian grabbed hold of your waist and pulled you back towards him. Before you could try to say anything else, he swooped down to steal a kiss. Your hand slipped through the opening of his shirt, grazing over each curve of his abs.

"True, but I still meant what I said," Damian cheekily grinned.

"We promised Dick we would be there - even Jon is going to be there," You tried again. Damian, even dressed up, was still insistent to stay home with you - even after the hard work that you had put into your costume. Reluctantly, he nodded his head in agreement. He grabbed the keys to his car, grabbing your hand and headed to the door.

The cold Gotham night air swept over you hard and you regretted the lack of clothing that your costume involved. Even with the heat of his car on full blast, you couldn't seem to warm up. For only being outside for a couple minutes, the damage on you seemed to be lasting a while.

Damian placed his hand on your thigh, shocked by the goosebumps he felt on your bare skin. Normally, he'd be pleased that his touch was leaving the bumps on your skin - right now he knew that this wasn't his doing.

"You cold baby?" Damian asked, looking over at you as he approached a red light. You nodded your head, teeth clattering in the process. His hand slid up your leg, dangerously close to your inner thighs "I can think of a way to warm you up."

His fingers traced small circles in your skin, enticing a desire deep within you for more of his touch. Each trail he made left a fire in it's path. Damian was hot, physically and biologically. You grabbed his hand as he moved closer to where you suddenly craved him.

The light ahead of you turned green but he refused to look away from you until getting your answer. There was a sultry look on his lips, one that made you wish for them to be elsewhere - or even anywhere on you body. His grip on the wheel tightened as he waited your response.

"Fuck it, take me back home."

[coolgirl]

Hey what's Jason's relationship with nocturna? It's the first time I've heard of her😣 and nothing on her wikia mentioned anything about Jason. She seems interesting character and I would like to know more about her.

okay I went. A little insane. Here's a retelling of her pre crisis arc, long as hell  

(this part covers Batman #529 / Detective Comics #363 / Batman #530) ok for some context: it’s pre crisis, meaning this Jason was also a circus boy. He has recently lost his parents, and was taken by Bruce, but isn’t dealing with the loss well, finding himself missing his past life. PLUS Bruce isn’t allowing him to be his partner, and that has him sad as well. 

SO he wants to go back to the circus, since hes lonely and directionless etc.

NOW. ENTER NATALIA KNIGHT! Shes a villain, think.. Catwoman meets Poison Ivy? She’s a thief, but seduces men to do the stealing mostly. 

Her backstory is basically that she was an orphan living in the streets, and met who will then become his adoptive parent Charles Knight when she was 12. When she’s already an adult, Charles gets killed, and she finds out he had big money bags bc he was a criminal. and she said. awn man i like being rich. well. time to do crimes.

she’s rlly into the night and the stars (she was the head of the observatory, which Bruce was funding through his company or w/e)

anyways. she gets away, Jason helps bruce find her (but! bruce wouldnt le him help which rlly hurt jason), and as her and her partner anton are getting away (again) batman catches up to them, but only manages to bring anton to justice, while Nocturna escapes in like. one of those giant balloons idk whats the name

the issue ends with Nocturna/Natalia sending Bruce money for the maintenance of the observatory and with Jason deciding to leave

NOW onto the next part. So in this issue we have Jason escaping home, Bruce going to court against Natalia’s partner Anton, and Natalia just vibing around, and she happens to find Jason running away from home, and they have a conversation in which she tries to convince him to go back home.

but Jason. well.

So Bruce gets back home and Alfred tells him about Jason running away, and bruce, in real bruce fashion, is all like ughg i shouldve listened to him.. well lets go get him. and alfred is like. sir. do i have to remind u u arent his legal guardian yet. u have no right to decide where he stays.

so bruce is like ugh fine. i’ll go patrol then. which he does, and turns out Nocturna was trying to help Anton escape, and well it fails, and she gets captured too. 

and that’s that for Natalia… for now ;)

NOW. this isn’t relevant for Natalia & Jason but again some context. Covers um  covers fuck a bunch of issues. SO. what happens in this time

jason goes back to the circus but is deeply unhappy

he’s still doing detective work. hasnt seen bruce or alfred in a while

alfred visits

case stuff case stuff case stuff it was the clown all along

Jason ends up helping Bruce, since they were both working the same case separately, and they make up

NOW. a lot of shit happens not relevant to nocturna. Jason isnt robin for a while, then he uses Dicks costume, then bruce gets mad at him for that bc its not his costume, so jason uses his own costume, then dick gives him the robin costume, so jason becomes robin. um stuff stuff happens and all it matters is the panel below.

NOW! BACK TO NOCTURNA! 

her comeback arc kinda starts in batman #374, where this lady is like hold on.. bruce wayne isnt jasons legal guardian wtf, is he even fit to have a kid?

so she starts digging around, asking questions 

and shes like yea this is real fishy, give me that kid

so bruce and jason try to behave like uh yes no robin and batman business. let that kid be a kid.

but welp.

and so.. Jason is taken away :( and both of them are heartbroken :( 

but u know what! bruce wayne is one stubborn fucker! and he will fight to have the legal guardianship!

and even if they’re not living together anyomre they’re still the dynamic duo in a way, which like. lol. this lady took this kid away bc she was worried about him but he still ran away.. tch tch tch.

they’re both rlly depressed about the situation

AND THATS WHAT U MISSED ON GLEE!!

NOW. SHES BACK. look at this epic cover

shes now parterning w a dude named nightshade or smth, and he like. rlly wants to hit that, but shes like um pause ⏸️✋my love is the night. the dude, like every other man, is like so im not getting anything from this? fuck u, and leaves. shes like whatevers, ugh how annoying i dont have a partner again & anton is still in prison… &  while shes again chilling she finds out about Bruce trying to legally adopt jason & recognizes jason from the time they talked

& goes to visit him

and theres also this dude, whos not rlly relevant for now, will try to stop bruce from adopting jason which will be relevant later hehe (there's a whole subplot with him and bullock but like it's not rlly relevant to Jason n Natalia) (shrug emoji)

and so. Bruce finds out..

and so the cover becomes a reality, Bruce and Natalia WILL fight in a chuck n cheese parking lot to become Jason’s parent.. and Natalia may try to pull a reverse card on Bruce

and well. Bruce rlly has no chance now does he? and turns out Jason wants this to happen since hes convinced he can unreveal Natalia’s secrets from the inside

and a lil sweet moment between father & son

and then a moment with Amanda, who, in my opinion, did nothing wrong ever

meanwhile Anton comes back, tells Nocturna he killed the dude that was bothering her, and she gets PISSSSEDD OFF shes like u TARNISHED the night by SPILLING BLOOD, u absolute BEAST, Bruce gets there, some weird stuff happens that aged rlly poorly, then Nocturna stabs Anton to save Bruce, turns out she knows hes batman, again shes like marry me to have our son (Jason) and hes like no! and leaves. While Bruce tries to find Anton, Jason is like ive HAD IT i wanna go out, but Natalia stops him

then the next morning Amanda gets her head straight and talks to Jason

but well Jason is hellbent on exposing Natalia from the inside or w/e, and eventually she gets the custody, even if Amanda tries to convince him and the judge Bruce is a better choice (since she noticed Jason clearly favors him and was in pain when he wasnt at the wayne manor)

and everyone is coddling Bruce which im adding bc its cute and i miss this relationship Bruce had with Vicki and Julia 

MEANWHILE, at the knight house. mad hatter is a a weird creepy rat bastard n tries to get control of Natalia & get the information of her brain or smth. Batman gets there & we get a Batman vs Controlled nocturna fight and then Robin also arrives and its Batman & Robin vs Nocturna, but B tells Jason to focus on getting Mad Hatter, which he does and then gets Nocturna back to normal whatever, and she again asks Bruce to marry her, which hes again like no thank u! the issue ends with this page which is rlly sweet imo

next up Anton is back but it doesnt matter rlly. a woman is tending to him, n because shes blind hes like. im batman. yeah. and she believes it. 

AND then Jason is formally adopted by Natalia

Jason is still trying to find proof that shes evil, and they share a moment. 

but jason is like. gotta fight crime! and so Natalia is like well i tried. wanna go be robin a bit?

Batman & Robin go after mad hatter, and then Nocturna joins them bc shes epic

and takes jay home bc its a school night smh

Natalia & Jason spend some time together but Jason still doesn’t warm up to Natalia which like. makes sense since shes a villain and all that, but she tries nevertheless

and then everyones most hated bitch comes back (Yes, anton) n he attacks Natalia, and then Jason when he hears the ruckus and goes to help

but gets a chop

but! Bruce was just on his way to visit them so 

fight fight bruce gets shot in the head n gets amnesia and thinks the dude anton shot & killed was him

Anton swaps their costumes n makes Bruce believe that Anton is batman not him? or smth

afterwards Jason blames himself

and him & Natalia team up to find Bruce which includes.. carrying a corpse around

for three days (well. nights) anton just runs around stealing n shit dressed as batman, n bruce is. literally chilling on a rooftop. alfred is losing his mind bc !? jason hasnt contacted him!? about what happened!? but Julia comes home and comforts him

gotham is a lil in chaos with gordon vicki vale n bullock being suspicious, and the girl who was helping anton finds the stuff he stole and realizes hes not batman.

on the fourth night Jason n Natalia find Anton

n they fight him

but Anton gets the upper hand w Nocturna so Jason jumps in to defend her

and then Nocturna defends Jason bc thats his baby

but Anton doesnt get like. killed w that ofc, and hes like fuck u i’ll kill u one day but when the kid isnt here and after batman has fallen, bye (throws jason from building)

and Natalia reagroup n well.. some things are said

bc like even if Nocturna is helping shes a villain.. right? (thinking emoji)

meanwhile Bruce finally got his mind back. not important. who cares. the lady who was helping Anton goes to the police to tell them about Anton/fake batman dun dun dun. but Anton finds out and knocks out the policeman who went w the girl (Tina!) to check for proof n shit.

and guess whos back! amanda!

back to new dynamic duo

so Jason the little rascal (can i say hes a rascal when hes doing the hero thing n trying to expose a criminal?) goes looking for proof that Natalia is Nocturna n stuff, and finds some stolen things

1. singsonging.. hes such a little shit lmaoo, 2. she was worried… pause…

anyways. they have a confrontation 

in which Natalia swears shes reformed, but Jason doesnt buy it, and is like. im gonna get gordon! and Natalia is like.. do what u think is best

but. he can’t do it..

n hes like. well shes not bad anymore.. i wish i could go back to bruce without sending her to prison which… please development..  n natalia DOES want his love..

AND THEN! BRUCE IS BACK! and he teams up with Nocturna to find Anton, but its just their luck Amanda sees them

they do sm stuff not relevant and then Bruce is like go back to ur son now, and Natalia is like.. OUR son :)

well whatever whatever they get Anton, Bruce goes back to being Batman, they clear his reputation, Jason goes back to the manor since Amanda saw Natalia, etc

(he munches he crunches) also im gonna add this that isnt relevant bc its just so funny, buenos dias alfred

anyways stuff hapens, like idk 14 issues without nocturna, the most important bit that happened is that selina is back. which she was gone. yeah. but shes back and around.

ANYWAYS! 15 issues later! shes back! some dudes entered her old observatory n were vandalizing and she was like hold up

meanwhile we have Jason calling amanda bc he well.. misses his mom and as much as he loves bruce and hes his dad its not the same for some reason

jason in every universe: i miss my mom i want my mom :(

at school Jason overheards some kids talking about Natalia in the observatory

Jason goes looking for Natalia n turns out Bullock was also trying to see what was happening in the observatory, so they kinda team up for two whole panels to find her

but Jason is like im not telling u shit.. n goes w Natalia on his own

google always taking pics

n they share a moment ;_____;

n theyre reunited.. now ur gonna have to excuse me bc i didnt download the high quality of the next tec issues n all the download links are sadly broken

but… what about natalia?

then bullock finds them

well bullock lets her go n while retelling the stuff to gordon he has.. a theory

meanwhile Nocturna.. well Nocturna is back at it again, taking charge of a band of thieves.. sigh. 

anyways, they talk, theres something weird happening w the sky that may mean the world is ending or smth, and they make up AND make out

n they have a talk thats basically like. what now? should we be together? well depends if ur still gonna steal. i need funds to get the observatory back in track (HELLO BRUCE IS RICH HE COULD PAY IT..) and hes like oh so ur gonna be a thief again.. and shes like well havent u noticed im only stealing from corrupt rich politicians!? (QUEEN) n theres this gorgeous shot

n then they go their separate ways bc its fucking batman

anyways. Selina was also investigating the group of thieves (that were like black masks old gang but he was sent to prison so Nocturna took over etc) and she sees Nocturna leaving and follows her to the Observatory but.. Jason is there too

Selina wants her GOOOONE she needs to clear her name but Jason is like. over my dead body

n well ……. the girls are fightinggggggggggggggggggggggggg

but Bruce intercepts

n now Batman n Catwoman fight and its like the girls are fightingggggg… 2! but doesnt matter look at them

and then Selina gets struck by lightning

n then theres a earthquake bc god what a damn comic, and the observatory collapses, and Natalia is trapped inside

anyways Selina is in the hospital, Anton is still killing people and knows where she is and is trying to get to her, and this little scene happens with Jason n B

n while Bruce stays with Selina Jason goes to find Natalia which is so funny like. she went to Natalia, his mom, when Bruce told him to go home and well– we al know that story.

n now its a race to get to Natalia before Anton gets to her

n its rlly sad bc like Natalia is ready to die

n 

but both Bruce n Jason are trying to reach her

and here comes Jason!

AND LIKE. the fact she wants to live after all bc of Jason rlly makes me emotional not gonna lie! not gonna lie!

and no offense but a mother’s love………………………………….. no thoughts head empty

first of all i hate anton so fucking much. secondly here comes batdad..

n Jason tries to help Natalia escape and then get back to Bruce who is getting his ass kinda kicked

guess whos coming in that helicopter.. selina freaking kyle.. the legend.. and she helps Bruce with Anton. 

I REALLY DONT GET THIS TBH LIKE. he puts her into the giant balloon so she can get away but like shes hurt buddy shes gonna die up there.. 

and. shes gone.

n Jason is absolutely devastated

n like. Bruce. as always. is like ok champ i see u got it in control, lmk when u wanna go home

LIKE HES SO SAD.. OF COURSE HES SAD THAT WAS HIS MOM....

And thats. pretty much it. Natalia is gone. 

However Jason still grieves her, and when Bruce and Selina are trying to get back together and... hes not a big fan of their relationship.. at all. But bruce tries to pair them up so they can become at least friends, since he loves them both and doesnt want to like. pick between his son and his lover

and they make a fine team, even if Jason grieving Natalia and how Selina doesnt want to take her place is brought up a couple times :(

and it gives it a bittersweet ending to the arc

and well. thats it. thats the Jason and Natalia dynamic.

Natalia reappers later post crisis but well w/o her connection to Jason.. and i really dont wanna talk about the version of her that appears in batwoman comics LOL.  

conclusion: natalia was a bad lady, who at first wanted to use jason to get money from bruce, but then she had a change of heart, and development and became a kind of anti hero? well not antihero just.. she was trying her best man. i wish she hadnt disappeared like she couldve stayed relevant to jasons story without having to be romantically with bruce? bc if u read her comics u can see that she was killed off/voided for batcat to comeback which... typical batcat! anyways. i think she genuinely loved and cared for jason and that jason loved her and cared for her right back :( 

[goodguydotmp3]

hi i came across ur answer about harry/his music, there was this -- "I also really hate that one song that Zayn did with Usher and Chris Brown, because you have these awful men completely misunderstanding what it means to write a love song, and then you have Zayn at the very end all like “actually I really am in love tho…” I thought the same bcz his verse is so different & feels like it doesn't fit can you explain more about it if you'd like plz? thanks :)

SO I had to re-listen to the song for this ask and it was just as uncomfortable as the first time <3

Alright lets break this down.

I. General Feel

Okay so this song is. It’s just not a good song let me put it like that. It’s an pop R&B song, obviously meant to be at the very least sexy. You have three men that are known for their sexy pop/R&B lyics and/or songs, and somehow two of them forgot how to be sexy? make it make sense. Where is the romance? the ambiance? the vulnerability? No not like that Chris Brown. 

And yes there were three other writers, but that just means there is even less of an excuse for this nonsense. It literally makes my skin crawl.

II. Lyrics

Girl bye. 

a. Usher, what is you doing? He starts off the verse with

Come and ride on me like the waves I flip the pages 'cause I wrote the book On the way how to sex you up, sex you up We can do it like I'm on the stage, we'll have an audience Baby, I'll show you the way that I sex you up

When I tell you I could fucking scream. Who let Usher Raymond do this? I want names, phone numbers, and addresses. 

This sounds juvenile. If someone rapped this over a Nitti Beat back in 2012 I would have thought this was fire. That’s how fucking childish this is. This can’t be the same man you used to sing stuff like “if you didn’t know you’re the only thing that’s on my mind, cause the way i’m starin at you makes me wanna give it to you all night” or “I’ve been waiting all day to wrap my hands around your waist and kiss your face” or “I’ll get you hot I know you oh so well”. now are those groundbreaking lyrics? No. But they sound leagues better then whatever the hell he was doing here, Especially in context, especially when he sung them but I wanna talk about that later.

Next point of contention is:

Or I can lick you up and down 'til you say You love how I eat on that pussy You just might go put a tat' on that pussy That says Usher, Usher There's no other, other (Yeah!) Damn girl, yeah, you got that juicy Love when I make you cum, I make it gushy One without the other I'm the champion lover, lover Fuck you to sleep, wake you up again (Oh) I go so deep, beat it up again (Oh) Girl, come and sit on my tongue again 'Cause I love to taste you, yeah

Would someone be so kind as to let me know when 2010 lil Jon possesed Usher? Or maybe it was 2008 Lil Wayne? 2012 Pitbull? Either way, 2016 Usher just aint got it like. Truly if this was being rapped in a club with the bass all the way up and the melody loud enough that you couldn’t hear it, I would be like “ okay maybe horny people wanna shake they ass” but this is supposed to be sexy? Who is this seducing????? Are they okay? Can they name the current President? How many fingers am I holding up?

Last of his verse is what really gets me heated like

I can tell you been eating your pineapples (Mmm) Girl, your pussy taste like pineapples (Oh) Girl, when I hit your G, you feel like you gon' pee Baby, cum for me

First off, pussy taste like pussy you fucking coward. Second, stop god modding you clearly don’t know all that if you still think pussy taste like pineapples. And this is that immaturity coming back into play I feel like, who is this song for? Not adults. Not like this.  I feel like I can’t over emphasize that this man had been putting out original music for 26 years. 26! Not only are your fans too old for this nonsense, but you should be a master song writer! I know this song came out in 2016 but that’s still over 20 years of experience.

b. Chris Brown

Huh, now where you been? It's been a year Baby, I ain't seen you, you know I miss you (Oh, woah) Baby, let me love you back to sleep once more And I know we don't speak no more (Oh) But I just wanna tell you I'm sorry (Hey!) For fucking 'round with Keisha and MaKayla (Huh) For all the Georgia peaches in Decatur For all these bitches in the elevator I just want you to love me (Yeah, yeah) Yeah, baby, don't test me (Huh), you know I'll do it You want me to say your name, girl? Okay, Karrueche

I Just

What...praytell...is sexy or romantic about...anything said there.

See this is what I was talking about in my other post, He completely misunderstands what it means to white a love song , but more than that, to be vulnerable. Saying you’re a cheating whore and begging for forgiveness in this manner is not actually apologizing for your actions, it’s just airing your dirty laundry. 

If he wants to do that then fine I guess?? But I feel like he wasn't. Like, the idea totally reminds me of Charlene, Wherein Anthony Hamilton name drops his lover and begs her to come back to him. The thing about Hamilton’s song is that he doesn’t sound like a manipulative ass for one. Hamilton makes it clear there were several places he knows he fell short in the relationship, and in the end, he doesn’t make it out to be a callout post, but he does let her know that he intends to wait for her should she come back, and then promises to change his behavior. This is not that at all. When Beyoncé and Alicia Keys said Say you love me and  Put it in a Love Song, This is not what they meant.

ALSO DON’T REFER TO WOMEN AS BITCHES

c. Zayn

Baby, just stay comfortable, I want you as you are Baby, just lay there naked waiting for me Let's not get emotional, let's be who we are Can we do that? Can we do that? Can we? Know it's been a long day, it's 'bout to be a long night So keep your eyes closed 'til I roll through So, baby, when you're feeling like a woman in the sheets Somebody splitting your knees, don't worry that's me I'm over here putting work in Baby, you ain't gotta tell me what you want

Am I Floored? No. Is this his best work? Also no. Is it a helluva lot better than whatever the fuck Usher and Chris B thought they were doing here? Hell yes. The vulnerability! The pleading! The fucked up headspace! This verse has it all!

III. The way the song is sung

terribly Let me start there. Wtf was usher trying to do here. The lyrics were chringy, and so was the delivery. It felt choppy as hell. Like who is fucking to this? Asking for a friend. WHo is aroused by an usher vulva tat 

we need to have words.

second Chis Brown sounds like a whiney piss baby I really hope no one actually paid for that song thinking they were getting a sexy R&B hit and got that.

Zayn sounds fine on this song, like the tone is overall bittersweet, but it matches the lyrics.

okay the last thing I want to talk about is the chorus. after hearing the verses It really doesn’t match. It’s a really basic premise I feel and Usher and CB felt like they were on another song in between the chorus. Like In Sex Room, Ludacris talks a really big game, and the chorus is really simple, but It’s literally all about what he plans to do in said “Sex room”, Usher like someone told him he was gonna be singing a sex song and then went back and put a line that tied to the song at the last minute if that makes sense?

and then CB....okay.

The last thing I wanna say about Chris Brown is I actually listened to the original song, thinking maybe the original was also trash. No actually? It’s not the best, not even by Chris B standards but its not bad like?? Who let him but out this remix monstrosity?

Anyway, I actually have a Sexy R&B playlist if you’re looking for something...better. Don’t get me wrong, they aren’t all romantic, but they’re damn sure sexy, and way better that wtf this song has going on

[johannesviii]

Top 10 Personal Favorite Hit Songs from 2009

20 to 21 years old. And so the 2000s end, not with a whimper, but with an explosion of upbeat, great pop songs.

Only one third of these lists left to make!

Disclaimers:

Keep in mind I’m using both the year-end top 100 lists from the US and from France while making these top 10 things. There’s songs in English that charted in my country way higher than they did in their home countries, or even earlier or later, so that might get surprising at times.

Of course there will be stuff in French. We suck. I know. It’s my list. Deal with it.

My musical tastes have always been terrible and I’m not a critic, just a listener and an idiot.

I have sound to color synesthesia which justifies nothing but might explain why I have trouble describing some songs in other terms than visual ones.

First to second and final year of my Master degree in Contemporary History. Also got two summer jobs that year. I was basically only researching and writing my master thesis at this point and trying to survive on a 50€ per month budget to pay for transport, clothes, driving lessons, and food apart from one meal a day. Needless to say, some corners had to be cut and my health wasn’t the best. I was also trying to register to pass some concours d’Etat to be a government worker considering there was 0% chance I’d be able to find a job otherwise with my qualifications and my mother had been trying to find an excuse to throw me out for more than four years at this point. Basically I was broke, stressed out and in panic mode.

Thank god, the music was mostly energetic and upbeat on the radio. I can’t imagine what my mood would have been like if the charts had been as horribly depressed as in 2018 or 2019.

This was also the year when my favorite music reviewer ever, Todd In The Shadows, started to make his first videos, so you might think his lists are going to influence mine, but as it turns out we have very, very different tastes for the most part (I mean come on, the guy hates Depeche Mode), so... not so much. But he helped me discover a lot of songs I would have ignored otherwise, so yeah, godspeed, Todd.

It should be mentioned that the two songs that I wanted to put at the top of this list before looking at the actual year-end lists turned out to be non-elligible and that is extremely frustrating. Obviously, as I mentioned in the previous post, there’s Life In Technicolor II by Coldplay, which has an incredibly fitting name since it’s one of their most colorful songs ever. But I’m not even sure I would have put it at #1 since this was the year of Mika’s second album, and oh my god, We Are Golden was FANTASTIC. It’s my absolute favorite song from the guy, the music video is incredibly fun, and I listened to that shit on a loop as soon as it dropped.

I usually don’t put such large links for non-elligible songs but the fact this isn’t elligible is nothing short of criminal. Check it out if you’ve never heard it.

As for albums from bands I liked... eh. Lacuna Coil dropped Shallow Life, which was not as good as KarmaCode, Pet Shop Boys dropped Yes which wasn’t nearly as good as Fundamental, Depeche Mode dropped Sounds of the Universe which was DEFINITELY not as good as Playing the Angel (I liked Wrong, though. But it’s not elligible), Eminem released Relapse which was joyless and pretty bad and he was kinda dead to me at that point (even if it wasn’t as terrible as Encore AND he had that song with Drake that was very good), Placebo released Battle for the Sun which was pretty great but still not as good as their previous two albums, Paradise Lost had Faith Divides Us Faith Unites Us and basically same thing there, and Indochine had La République des Météors which is imho their worst record in the past twenty years, by far.

Long story short, every single one of the bands and artists I loved who released an album that year let me down (except Placebo, maybe).

And then VNV Nation released Of Faith, Power And Glory, I listened to it, and suddenly I had a new favorite band, and everything was good and beautiful in the world again. Album of the year for me, hands down.

With that out of the way, a few honorable mentio-HOLY SHIT HOW MANY OF THESE ARE THERE, WTF

Replay (Iyaz) - A perfectly good and innocent little earworm.

Run This Town (Rihanna) - I don’t like the original very much (Kanye’s verse is atrocious) but I've had a mashup of it with Bach’s Tocatta & Fugue in D minor (yes you read that right) on my mp3 player for years now, so this has to count. The mashup is called Run This Town In D Minor. It’s one of my favorite mashups ever. I even made fanart of it once! Look it up if you can, the original video has apparently disappeared.

Circus (Britney Spears) - You know it’s a good year for pop when even Britney Spears makes music I like.

Magnificent (U2) - Wait, even U2 was making decent music? I had zero use for them since at that point Linkin Park had more or less taken over their ecological-musical niche of “mainstream epic-sounding pop-rock music with tortured vocals and Emotions(tm)” but that one was still kinda nice.

Même Pas Fatigué (Magic System & Khaled) - I’ve said that before and I’ll say it again but they always bring a smile to my face and I don’t get why it’s ‘cool’ to hate their songs in my country. Yeah, they often sound the same, but I’d listen to ten similar-sounding Magic System songs in a heartbeat whereas you’d have to pay me to listen to ten similar-sounding Nickelback songs.

Day n Nite (Kid Cudi) - This had a tendency to get stuck in my head, but not at all in an unpleasant way.

21 Guns (Green Day) - Much better than I remembered.

When Love Takes Over (David Guetta), Stereo Love (Edward Maya ft Vika Jigulina), Evacuate the Dancefloor (Cascada) - That year was full of catchy, stupid, energetic songs, wasn’t it?

Greenlight (John Legend) - If I had better taste, this would be on the list. Alas, you’re reading the top 10s of someone who once put Blue (Eiffel 65) in a #1 spot, so yeah.

In Your Hands (Charlie Winston) - Same thing, basically.

Like a Hobo (Charlie Winston) - “Like a hobo from a broken home, nothing’s gonna stop me”, said this very useful song. Now is a good time to remind you that my nickname at the public university was The Hobo. So yeah. I liked this song a lot and I still do.

Forever (Drake) - Drake and Eminem are both amazing on this track. Unfortunately there’s also Kanye West and Lil Wayne on it. But. Like. “I'm Hannibal Lecter so just in case you're thinking of saving face / You ain't gonna have no face to save”. Dude. Duuuuuude.

You Found Me & Never Say Never (The Fray) - Did I mention I really, really liked this band. I think I did. Several times.

Paparazzi & Love Game (Lady Gaga) - Would both have had a chance to land on the list without the incredible amount of great, catchy tunes that year had to offer.

C’est Dans l’Air (Mylène Farmer) - Mylène Farmer had THREE singles on the French year-end list and this is the ONLY one I like. Good electro, mediocre verses but a great chorus (and a weird and kind of hilarious music video). Basically a song saying we’re all going to die and she can only sing about it. It’s strange, it’s a bit dark in a fun way, but it’s sadly not enough to land on the list, and it was the last cut from it.

Phew. Making this list was like a Hunger Games of catchy, upbeat, stupid songs to find which one was the best. It’s not #1 but I’m still shocked I had to put it so high.

But first, the runner ups.

10 - Fire Burning (Sean Kingston)

US: #33 / FR: Not on the list

Yes, ALL these honorable mentions were kicked out to give the last spot on the list to this guy and a chorus that goes “somebody call 911, shawty fire burning on the dance floor, WOAH!”.

The fact that I don’t feel bad about it means this was the right pick for that spot.

9 - Rain (Mika)

US: Not on the list / FR: #22

Anybody else thinks Mika looks like the Fourth Doctor on this screenshot from the music video or is it just me?

Anyway. So yeah, as I said, We Are Golden would have topped this list if it had been elligible. Sadly, it isn’t, but Rain is. I don’t like it nearly as much as We Are Golden, but what can I say. It’s still Mika. I’ll take whatever I can.

8 - I Gotta Feeling (Black Eyed Peas)

US: #4 / FR: #17

I lost about 80% of the respect I had for this song the day I realised its untouchable, marvellous beat was very probably stolen from Take a Dive. I still love it though. Had a few actual parties in 2010 and early 2011 and this was garanteed to make everyone dance, even people like me who don’t know how to dance.

And then the dancefloor died instantly anytime anyone tried to put Boom Boom Pow on because it’s impossible to dance on that one. But that’s another story.

7 - Poker Face (Lady Gaga)

US: #2 / FR: #5

Needless to say this was absolutely everywhere and overplayed to death and beyond, and the fact I still wanted to listen to it and put it on my playlists really tells you how good I thought it was (and still is).

6 - Ça m’énerve (Helmut Fritz)

US: Not on the list / FR: #1 (...yes.)

This is a novelty song with a singer pretending to have a thick German accent, complaining about various things in France, like the fact he doesn’t fit the dress code for a club, that he wanted to buy a sweater with “Rock” written on it but it’s out of stock, that some girls can fit in a size 34 blue jean and not him, that there’s a queue of people trying to buy macarons at the Ladurée shop, and so on. And every time he concludes “that gets on my nerves”, said in a very flat tone. Here’s a translation.

It was overplayed as f█ck here. Think Despacito levels of overplay. But the beat is great and it’s still hysterical after having heard it about a hundred times that year.

Fun fact, while I was making this list and relistening to this song, my s.o said “haha that sounds great! What is it?” and I stared at him in disbelief. Somehow, he was completely serious. That’s like someone escaping the Great Macarena Onslaught Of 1996. What happened. How.

5 - Waking Up In Vegas (Katy Perry)

US: #36 / FR: Not on the list

Again, I must remind you that my s.o is a Katy Perry fan and that I’ve heard this song even more than the average radio listener did at the time, and it’s STILL #5 on this list. What can I say. It’s a ton of fun and one of my favorite songs from her.

4 - New Divide (Linkin Park)

US: #61 / FR: Not on the list

Is this their best song? Not by a f█cking mile. I thought it would be much lower when I started to make this specific list, but what can I say. Linkin Park is like that one old friend that you kept no contact with for years, and once you meet them again, it’s like they never left. Who cares if that wasn’t nearly as good as Numb or In the End? Not me, that’s for sure.

Also, “In every loss in every lie / In every truth that you deny / And each regret and each goodbye / Was a mistake too great to hide / And your voice was all I heard / That I get what I deserve”. Holy shit, dude.

3 - Good Girls Go Bad (Cobra Starship)

US: #43 / FR: Not on the list

BEHOLD. THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE 2009 ‘CATCHY UPBEAT STUPID SONGS’ HUNGER GAMES. THE CATCHIEST, UPBEAT-IEST, STUPIDEST OF THEM ALL. HERE IT IS AT LAST.

The thing I love about this is that it’s a song made by nerds for nerds and that the singer looks and sounds completely non-threatening. As Todd said in his own list back in the day, “that guy couldn’t make good MILK go bad” and that’s what’s so endearing about the song, I think.

Also yes, this is, in fact, placed above Linkin Park.

2 - Use Somebody (Kings of Leon)

US: #14 / FR: Not on the list

This was my #1 at first. I LOVED it. I even bought the album, even though, as you know, my funds were very low that year. That music is soaring. It’s majestic. Well, the lyrics aren’t that majestic and soaring, it’s about loving someone and trying to catch their attention, but the rest? Damn this is intense. It was also elligible for the 2010 list, by the way, where I ALSO wondered if it should be #1, but in both cases, it wasn’t meant to be.

And so this list of 2009 hit songs comes to a close.

It began with the forging of the Great 2009 Upbeat Songs. Three were given to the Punk Rock hits. Seven to the Dance Tracks. And nine, nine songs were gifted to the Radio Friendly Pop Songs, which above all else desired power.

But they were all deceived, for another song was made. Deep in the forgotten land of Synth Pop, in his Parents’ Basement, the Dark Lord Adam Young forged a master song, and into this song he poured his joy, his talent and his will to dominate all charts.

One song to rule them all.

1 - Fireflies (Owl City)

US: #60 / FR: Not on the list (76 the next year)

I know. It’s a meme nowadays. But still. Have you any idea how satisfying a song with an initial beat that looks like small pulsing yellow and blue lights in the dark ACTUALLY titled “Fireflies” is? How gentle it all sounds and looks, even when the music soars? The number of drawings and paintings I made just based on the colors of THAT song? It’s like a synth pop version of one of my favorite Mike Oldfield tunes ever, Weightless.

And then, on top of all the rest, how relatable was that guy’s body language and general attitude?? Before even knowing he was on the spectrum I was like “oh BIG mood.”

Also following his twitter was one of the best decisions I ever made.

So yeah. I would have loved to put Coldplay or Mika in that #1 spot, but I’m not too mad about it thanks to this wonderful little song and its author. Such a shame Deer in the Headlights and Alligator Sky aren’t elligible for the 2011 list.

Next up: Johannes finally moves out and finds a great job and starts living a little, plus here’s a #1 that will be difficult to justify

[daughterofthedcmon]

✕ — isn’t that talia al ghul wandering the streets of new york? civilians know them as leviathan and see them as an anti-hero. as far as i know, the thirty six year old stands with the league of assassins and are rumoured to be pretty manipulative & ruthless. ( aiysha hart / cisfemale / she/her ) 

hewwo fam !!! gia back at it again bc i ... have no self control. not even an ounce. nada. ANYWAYS. i love talia a lot, despite what gr*nt m*rrison did to her. that being said, there’s a lot of her canon i’ll be choosing to ignore, like her (r*pe mention) drugging and r*ping bruce to have damian, and the fact that damian was raised in a fuckin TUBE ? 

i unfortunately won’t be writing a complete intro to her as piecing together what i want to use of her comic canon would take me a million years and i just Do Not have that time rn dhsjkfdj. instead, i’m basically just gonna word vomit things i feel are necessary to mention however this is my first time playing her so i’m still learning and truly cannot wait to flesh her out a lil more!!! tysm for reading ily angels and pls don’t be shy to come to me for plots <3 for talia or for anyone ok UWU 

for those who don’t know, talia al ghul is daughter of ra’s al ghul and the mother of damian wayne al ghul

from the moment talia could walk, she’d been trained to eventually join the league of assassins. her father was the founder of the league, which was an organization of deadly warriors that he used to achieve his goal of ridding the world of evil. this is where ra’s enemy batman comes in 

talia was raised by her father, and from childhood to adulthood, she traveled the world learning everything she could to help her father and his criminal empire. 

talia has an extended lifespan due to exposure to the lazarus pit, is said to be an expert marksman, and is skilled in hand to hand combat. she possesses a genius intellect and has degrees in both engineering and biology. 

talia, given that she loves bruce, their son and her father, has always been at a crossroads between love and loyalty. though her love isn’t expressed like actual love (give her a break pls) she does have ways of showing it. she’s fiercely protective of damian and bruce, continuing to look after them from a distance even at her father’s side. 

which is another thing, while she had always been loyal to her father, talia is always wavering in her alignment. just really depends on where the pendulum swings lmao 

because on one hand, she remains loyal to her father because she loves him. though literally every other word out of her mouth is like “ugh my dad and his crusade” like she straight up knows he’s a mess but loyalty is more prevalent to her than love so from time to time she aids in his schemes against “evil” but has a loyalty to her son and to bruce. there’s even a point in the resurrection of ra’s al ghul where she knocks damian out so he doesn’t fight ra’s and when bruce is like wtf she said she wanted to protect the legacy of the man she loved .... wrow 

this is really brief but i hope you guys at least get an idea of her... like i said i’m still learning and researching all i can about talia so i can come up with my own concrete portrayal of her so i might end up updating this with a few plot points in her canon i see fit to include but for now these are the BASICS!!!!! 

ps i didn’t forget her stuff with jason but since i also play jason i don’t think i need to write much about it. just that she saw he was meant for more, brought him to the lazarus pit etc. prob still looks after him to this day. and NO they didn’t boink idr who wrote that but i hate men and i hate dc like 99.9% of the time 

THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED SCREAM ily guys 

[faithis2beawake]

dare you to answer all 104 of those questions!! 😝

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? ~ god idk probably “woah fuck what happened?” but i wouldn’t hate it tbh lolol

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?~ we’re really good friends (: a little distant atm but purposefully so

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?~ depends on what drugs they’re into

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?~ yes

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?~ sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?~ so many times

7. What does your last received text say?~ “like one of my most favorite people” ily cara <3

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?~ just once!

9. Where was your last kiss at?~ in a car

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?~ i don’t have a sister

11. What do you drink in the morning?~ usually just water. sometimes tea sometimes coffee

12. Where did you sleep last night?~ in a bed, thankfully. at my grandmother’s house.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?~ yeah i do

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?~ probably

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?~ nope!

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?~ that depends on whether i have to go out or not. i don’t like having to be out in the rain but i love it when i’m able to stay in

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?~ i do (:

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?~ pajama pants :0

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?~ i like to think so yes

20. Does anyone like you?~ i think so (:

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?~ i sure have

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?~ nope she’s only a little gay but not completely (;

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?~ sure

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?~ absolutely i rlly want one

25. In the past week have you cried?~ hell yeah

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?~ i don’t really know hm a mix of several different breeds

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?~ in the shower !!! i dont wanna get the floor wet

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?~ nope

29. Do you think you’re old?~ nah

30. Do you like text messaging?~ sure

31. What type of day are you having?~ in some ways it’s been a really good day & in other ways it hasn’t really so i’m not entirely sure

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?~ not really. i think they’re really cute but i feel like it would be kind of annoying to deal with

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?~ warm. but cold weather has its perks too

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?~ yes

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?~ uhhh god idk probably a fling atm

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?~ i’m somewhat complicated but i try not to be

37. What song are you listening to?~ i’m not listening to a song :0

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?~ usually

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?~ now that i think about it?? no

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?~ well uhhh they’re fucking gorgeous & also have the best personality. they make me smile.

41. When did you last receive a text message?~ yesterday

42. What is wrong with you right now?~ i’m terrified of commitment & idk how to get over ittt

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?~ i like to think i know her pretty well but i can’t say for sure

44. Does anyone disgust you?~ sure

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?~ i’d go on a date but i wouldn’t date ya feel

46. Are you in a good mood right now?~ i have no idea stop askingggg

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?~ my grandmother

48. What color shirt are you wearing?~ it’s like a plum color

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?~ yeah

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?~ yeah. & i try really hard not to give up on people.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?~ absolutely not

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?~ yes

53. Do you like rain?~ when i’m indoors

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?~ nah as long as they’re healthy about it

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?~ yes

56. Do you like to cuddle?~ yes

57. Are you shy?~ unfortunately but i’m trying to get over it

58. Do you get along with girls?~ fuck yeah

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?~ yes

60. What do you carry with you at all times?~ ew my phone i guess

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?~ absolutely wtf

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?~ yeah !

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?~ no

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?~ !! yes

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?~ ?? idk what this means why is cute in quotation marks

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?~ 21, 20, 20

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?~ neither

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?~ leopard print

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?~ i have a fucking troy sticker on my car but that’s it lol i need to fix that

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?~ i have no idea

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?~ iphone. it’s what i’m used to unfortunately

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?~ i can’t even remember

73. Do you like diet soda?~ yes but i don’t really drink it

74. What color are the walls in your room?~ i don’t currently have a room

75. Are you 16 or older?~ yes

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?~ no

77. Do you have a job?~ no

78. What are your initials?~ KMP

79. Did you ever have braces?~ yes

80. Are you from the south?~ unfortunately

81. What does your last status on facebook say?~ it was just explaining that i’m transferring & changing my major blah blah blah

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?~ no not really

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?~ mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?~ when i was very little

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?~ Spiderman far from home !!

86. Do you smoke?~ no

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?~ heels i guess

88. Is your phone touch screen?~ !!! how old are these questions

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?~ a little bit of both :P

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?~ i dont think so

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?~ pool. i’m afraid of the unknown

92. Have you ever made out in a car?~ yes

93. …Had sex in a car?~ no

94. Are you single or in a relationship?~ uhh technically single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?~ thinking lmao

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?~ on the 4th

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?~ i guess so

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?~ sort of

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?~ no

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?~ i dont think so

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?~ lmao no

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: oh fuck idk i’m the worst gay ever

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?~ nah

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?~ noo. no.

thank you so much that was fun !! xxx

[bubblegumxveil]

WHO ARE YOU???

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TAGGED BY:   @southsidelover TAGGING:  anyone & everyone!

NAME:  J STAR SIGN:  Leo/Virgo cusp  HEIGHT: 5′4″. WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?  Danae  PUT YOUR SPOTIFY ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 6 SONGS THAT POPPED UP?

“venice bitch” - lana del rey

“WTF love is” -  tove lo

“my god has a telephone” -  the flying stars of brooklyn NY

“hymn” -  kesha

“drummer boy” -  misterwives

“mess” -  lil wayne

EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?  Yep yep. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR?  Car singing or bust. WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?  Like there’s only one. For sure Jamie Campbell Bower. WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE; SOUND YOU LOVE?  lawn mowers/outdoor equipment. && coffee brewing. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?  I do. HOW ABOUT ALIENS? Yessss? As in lifeforms maybe but not the little green men UFO type. DO YOU DRIVE? yes. IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED?  nahhhh WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? Victoria: A Novel by Daisy Goodwin.  DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE?  not as much as when I was younger. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? Five Feet Apart. WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD?  Smashing my toe recently was bad, or slicing open my FrankenFinger & needed liquid stitches.  DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW?  ballet pink everything? DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? I certainly do whether I like it or not. IN A RELATIONSHIP? hell naw.

[jwscrobbles]

Top 50 Songs Scrobbled for the Week Ending 4/17/2016

TW LW ARTIST - SONG 1 2 Janet Jackson – DAMMN BABY(1 week @ #1) 2 7 Bryson Tiller – DON’T 3 8 Craig David/Big Narstie – WHEN THE BASELINE DROPS 4 9 Rihanna/Drake - WORK 5 1 DNCE – CAKE BY THE OCEAN (1 week @ #1) 6 6 Leon Bridges – SMOOTH SAILIN’ 7 3 Mali Music/Jhene Aiko – CONTRADICTION (1 week @ #1) 8 4 Jill Scott - JAHRAYMECOFASOLA(2 weeks @ #1) 9 5 Alina Baraz/Galamatias – FANTASY 10 11 Chris Brown – BACK TO SLEEP 11 14 Lalah Hathaway - ANGEL 12 12 Drake – BACK TO BACK 13 19 Coldplay – HYMN FOR THE WEEKEND 14 10 Duran Duran/Janelle Monae/Nile Rodgers – PRESSURE OFF 15 16 Miike Snow – HEART IS FULL 16 21 Mack Wilds – LOVE IN THE 90s 17 18 Drake – SUMMER SIXTEEN 18 24 Gwen Stefani – MAKE ME LIKE YOU 19 25 Snakehips/Tinashe/Chance the Rapper – ALL MY FRIENDS 20 26 Classixx/Nancy Whang – ALL THAT YOU’RE WAITING FOR 21 28 The Internet – GET AWAY 22 30 Disclosure/The Weeknd - NOCTURNAL 23 13 Kendrick Lamar/Bilal/Thundercat – THESE WALLS 24 15 Tinashe/Chris Brown - PLAYER 25 17 Empire Cast/Jussie Smollet – HEAVY 26 20 Lianne La Havas – GOOD GOODBYE (2 weeks @ #1) 27 22 The Weeknd – IN THE NIGHT 28 32 AlunaGeorge/PopCan – I’M IN CONTROL 29 33 Jeremih - OUI 30 23 Alessia Cara – SEVENTEEN 31 31 Mike Posner – I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA 32 34 Sam Sparro – IN YOUR HEAVEN 33 27 Beach House – SPARKS (1 week @ #1) 34 29 Erykah Badu – HELLO (1 week @ #1) 35 36 Zara Larsson/MNEK – NEVER FORGET YOU 36 41 Taylor Swift – NEW ROMANTICS 37 45 Monica/Lil Wayne – JUST RIGHT FOR ME 38 40 Drake/Future - JUMPMAN 39 49 Erykah Badu – PHONE DOWN 40 46 J. Cole – LOVE YOURZ 41 35 Teedra Moses - INVITATION 42 37 Missy Elliot/Pharrell Williams – WTF (Where They From) (1 week @ #1) 43 38 Eryn Allen Kane – PIANO SONG 44 39 Empire/Jussie Smollet – READY TO GO 45 --- Justin Beiber - COMPANY 46 --- The Weeknd - ACQUIANTED 47 42 Ariana Grande – FOCUS 48 43 The Internet/Kaytranada - GIRL 49 --- Jidenna - KNICKERS 50 --- Mayer Hawthrone – LOVE LIKE THAT

[naetia]

WTF IT STILL WONT POST ALL OF THEM

1. i would probably say, “fuck dude we got really drunk last night i’m so sorry.” and run to my bathroom and cry to myself for like hours lmao

2. HAH! well, if we’re gonna be 100% honest the last person i kissed was my best friend and that’s not weird for us. it’s like i’m kissing my mom or a family member. but that was because it was new years that we kissed cause we didn’t have anyone else to kiss. but she’s been pissing me off. so i’ve been ignoring her ever since 😂 ANYWAYS

3. i would care only because i wouldn’t want them to die. it really would depend on the drugs because i smoke weed on the regular and to some that’s a drug.

4. i have two last names because my last name is hyphenated because of my grand father. so yes my first last name is longer than 6 letters but my second last name is not

5. i was pretty drunk lmao

6. yup pretty much every time i’ve tried to be with someone its gotten messed up

7. my last received text says i love you 💗

8. lmao like a few drunken times😂 Arielle tends to get very gay when she’s drunk 😂😂😂

9. me casa

10. my step sister i saw at christmas. haven’t seen my real sisters in years

11. water? coffee?

12. my bed

13. relationships of any kind are always going to have there difficulties. should you have a “hard” relationship with anyone? idk, i don’t like to. i know that.. i want someone whose honest

14. probably not honestly. i just wish i would’ve broken up with my ex sooner

15. god no i love that bitch as long as we have some weed or food

16. rainy if it’s warm

17. yeah

18. kinda like pajama yoga pants

19. hopefully

20. hopefully 😂

21. lmao yup 😂

22. she kinda gay

23. yeah i’d say there’s a few lmao

24. i have 4 tattoos

25. haha yeah i just had surgery and omg was that a cry fest for me and my momma

26. husky

27. out of the shower

28. lmao yeah, my dad was a football player

29. no i’m young but i feel old af

30. yeah i do

31. it’s a pretty chill day my dudes

32. i’ve gotten my nose pierced

33. warm

34. yeah plenty

35. oh god this is a hard fucking question bro.. i don’t wanna be in a relationship right now just because it’s not what i’m needing. but also flings are just boring. they don’t give a fuck about you. and you’re not obligated to give a fuck about them. i just want someone to talk to and relate to.

36. oh god 😂 i guess that depends on who you’re asking but since i’m being asked i’d say i’m pretty complicated but not as complicated as some

37. breezeblocks by alt-j

38. always yes

39. oh god probably Ari? 😂 i don’t know honestly, totally possible

40. initially, she’s a ginger

41. like 20 minutes ago

42. i just had my appendix removed and i’m in a lot of pain and can’t sleep but i’m fucking exhausted

43. pretty well we live together lmao

44. uhm yeah my little brothers dad

45. depends on who asked me

46. i’m in a lot of pain and discomfort, i’m sitting alone and that’s making it easy to not have to be in a good mood

47. Alias

48. purple

49. haha yeah

50. hahahahah yeah, but they’ve like already given up on me.

51. no but she hates me, understandably.

52. aww yes plenty of people. alias, sage, my mother, my father.. the list could go on

53. always yes

54. no i don’t, i drink

55. haha yes PLENTY of times hunny

56. always yes

57. depends on who i’m with

58. most of the time

59. no

60. chapstick or lint

61. yes bitch i lived in a haunted house my whole childhood i’m good

62. done it so yeah

63. no

64. fuck yeah she cute as fuck

65. yeah dude my fucking friends came and visited me in the hospital and brought me little gifts it was SO FUCKING SWEET AND CUTE MY GUY

66. 20, 20, 22

67. depends on the mood but imma cheap bitch so myself

68. oh god neither 😂

69. yeah one from the dealership lmao

70. lil wayne

71. iPhone

72. oooof b it’s been a minute

73. hunny nobody does and anyone that says they do is lyin

74. white like my ass

75. yeah bitch imma be 21 in MARCH !!! 🥳

76. i used to

77. someone’s gotta pay the bills in this bitch 🤧

78. tmtt

79. nope

80. nope

81. fuck facebook

82. uhm no

83. if my dad was still alive it would probably be my dad but my mom

84. yeah i used to be a cheerleader lmao

85. oh god i honestly don’t remember 😂😂

86. smoke that good green herb my boi

87. ooof depends on the outfit but just probably flippy flops

88. yup

89. well it’s curly rn so curly

90. lmao yeah plenty of times

91. river bb river

92. yup

93. yup

94. single as a pringle b

95. sleeping b

96. ooof like fourth of july?

97. yeah it’s bomb af

98. yes i have