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I'm never forgiving Lego for not making shows for other original themes because from what I've seen from the Lego community on this site, I reckon a lot more people would love Monster Fighters or Ultra Agents if the characters actually had some personality
#lego#ninjago#i love it when i have to headcanon a character's entire existence besides his appearance#why do i even feel the need to hyperfixtate on themes that ended over a decade ago atp#the amount of old man yaoi that would manifest if people on tumblr knew about those themes might be too much for even this site to handle
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i have the same teen bill theory omg there's a lot of evidence that points to it pls post more!!!
ok...this will be a lot....(you want to kill me? right? You want to make me insane right?)
why bill cipher is just a kid?
This theory has some holes but I always took it as a headcanon for Bill
The theory starts when Bill mentions in his book (in the interview he does with himself) that he is accused of being a teenager but in reality, he is a pre-teenager. Knowing his age is one billion twelve years, and if you take away the one billion you are left with 12 years.
But Tiger Bill has existed since our world was created. How is he going to be a pre-teenager? Well, here comes the Peter Pan theory, characters like Peter Pan, Edward Cullen (Twilight), King and the Collector (The Owl House) are immortal characters who live millions of years but still have a young appearance and a young mentality (despite how long they live, they still have a mentality according to their age). In Bill's case, he has been seen doing things that could be considered "childish" or "immature", and let's not even talk about the tantrums and pranks he has gotten into. I see Bill in the series as a capricious child who wants to rule the world as if it were a lollipop.
And how is it that Bill can live so long and still be a 12-year-old boy? Simple: when he left his physical form in the nightmare realm, his age was âpausedâ and he has not grown or developed since then. He only grows again when he regains his physical form. And since he has been in his mindscape form throughout his entire journey on earth, he has not grown or developed maturity-wise since then. So he remained 12 years old from when he left his realm until the end of the series.
And the flirtations with Ford? And the fact that he drank? And the other things he said in his book? As Ford himself said (in the Latino version) âBill is not a god, he is a dramatic and needy child looking for a stage.â Everything that Bill does is an act. He is willing to do whatever it takes to reach his goal, even pretending to be an omnipotent adult and even making humans fall in love with him. Surely Ford realized that Bill, besides being a source of knowledge, was just a capricious child who wanted to get attention, getting HIS attention, telling him nice things so he would pay attention to him because that is what every child wants. Besides, that was the way to achieve his goal (the portal). And it is a little sad that he is capable of doing ANYTHING just to receive attention and achieve his goal.
Bill made Ford feel special, and in some way Ford made Bill feel special. In addition, it is also very constant that they refer to Bill as someone âimmatureâ âa childâ or âa teenager or pre-teenagerâ in his book
I compare Bill a lot with the collector of the owl house: both are cosmic beings of omnipotence, both have family problems, both are treated as weird, both had a tragic past, both went to another world to fulfill a goal of domination, both want attention and both have unreal and creative thoughts that they apply a lot in their magic.
and when we talk about Euclidia, I feel that Bill when he was a baby or a child had a tantrum or an attack (and I feel that it was related to not wanting to take the doctor's medicine) and that ended up unleashing his hidden power and destroying his world. Or he wanted to show the stars to his parents and others so much that he ended up using his power to show them, but that ended up destroying his dimension. Alone and without parents, he found a world in which he fit, the realm of nightmares. More creatures like him welcomed him into their world and he learned about them. He was very worried that his world would be destroyed and that he and his friends would be stranded in nothingness again, so at the age of 12 he set out on that journey to find another world to live in.
Am I justifying the horrible things Bill did with the excuse that he is just a child? ehhh⌠I don't know and I don't want to get into that debate because it would be too longâŚ.
So in summary: Bill is a 12-year-old boy with family issues and a capricious child who wants attention and has a hard time maturing even if he pretends it
but remember! is just a theory!
i hope you like my theory and hope I explained it right. I really love this theory is one of my favorite
#bill cipher#gravity falls theory#gravity falls#kid bill cipher#anon ask#ask#fan theory#but remember is just a theory!
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Waah! I just loves you little things post! May i request something similar but with Azul, Rook and one from your choosing? ty ty
twst character x reader || fluff || romantic relationship (at crushing state) [đť]
TW: mention of childhood trauma because of bullying, lack of self-worth (Azul); OOCÂ Â
Little things they do: {part 1} {part 2}Â
Summary: {part 2} - Little things that they do when they're crushing on you, although they do not notice their change in behaviour.
Characters(s): Azul Ashengrotto, Floyd Leech, Rook Hunt
Au note: Thank you anon for liking my humble headcanons đ And for the random character I choose Floyd because the spinning wheel online said so - Last but not least, thank you my dear friend, Yiini (they do not have a tumblr), for helping me with headcanoning Floyd in this request!Â
Azul Ashengrotto:
Azul would also be in the denial category because of his cautiousness and self-doubts despite he knows the existence of his more vulnerable sides. What he has learned throughout his childhood is that you should suppress your emotion and put on a facade so that you seem invulnerable to the public eyes. The same things when he started to notice his feelings beginning to blossom. He started to think of the worse scenario: you will reject him in the first place and he would have no chance at all to win your heart and favour.
The first sign that Azul is holding feelings for you is that he would become more distant from you than usual. His facade would be easier to spot as when Azul must have a conversation with you, he would put on his fake business smile and attitude which is weird if you had known him before (rather you had been one of his childhood friends or you had known him ever since your first year in Night Raven Collage).
Azul might need a little push to fully court you properly or a reason for him to live in the moment without caring about the consequences. You might catch him "accidentally" walking alongside you to classes when Azul had entirely accepted that with romance; he needs to try before assuming anything.
Azul would also be one of the boys who really hard to catch him slipping up something important, especially his more vulnerable sides and his little soft spots for you. This usually happens off-scene when he's alone because he always tries to be presentable to you whenever you two are sitting in the same room. Sometimes when Azul's in his office and VIP room, he may wander his thought to you or reminds him of one of your hobbies when going through some paperwork of Mostro Lounge. When he's going through the suggestion of the seasonal menu of the Mostro Lounge, maybe it was spring and you perhaps like strawberry and a type of strawberry flavour desert on the new menu might remind him of you.
After some time, he would appear more vulnerable in front of you and your chances of catching him off guard are more regular than before. Azul would easily be touched by your kindness to everyone and him despite of his sketchy reputation.
If you two could schedule some alone time with each other (which would definitely make Azul feel over the moon), Azul would drink up every drop of your affection and care and you might hear him ramble about how tired he's. He would have the trust to ramble to you freely without a care that you would judge him for it. Because he knows that you're not that kind of person which is also the reason why he had fallen for you in the first place.
Floyd Leech:
Floyd would be confused for a while when he started to liking you because he seems like a person who did not have any experience with land dwellersâ romance nor had read about it in the first place. At first, Floyd might think that he had a heart attack or nearly dying because all of the air has been suck out of his lungs whenever heâs standing beside you. You bet that Floyd is extremely baffle with this situation that heâs facing. He would also be less focus during his shift at Mostro Lounge which makes Azul very frustrated.Â
Sometimes after, when Floyd finally understand the feelings inside of his chest is actually called âloveâ and heâs being introduce to the topic of romance and how the human body would react whenever theyâre near someone theyâre attracted to. He would also immediately became more clinger to you despite of his mood.Â
If he has a sour mood, Floyd would basically talk your ear off and became so whiny like a child who had lost one of his favourite toy and expected you to coax him with love and care. Â
Like Azul, Floyds loves to rambling every things that he feels at the moment when he sees you. Another thing is that Floyd actually do not needs to hide away his crush for you. He would express that openly for everyone to see, because of that, no one would even dare to mess with you ever and anon. Floyd would also has the urge to hug and squeeze you with love when ever he cross path with you in the hallway.Â
Much like Azul himself, Floyd would very much being reminds of you through simple objects in his everyday life. Unlike Azul though, Floyd would immediately show the thing reminds him of you in a heart beat like a child who had discover something interesting on their own and waiting for you to praise them. If he saw an interesting rock on the road then he would simply bring it to you and said this rock is special because itâs reminds him of you.Â
As you can guess, Floyd is a big tease himself and even before he has notice his feeling for you, Floyd has been teasing you from the start, trying to get a reaction out of you. Even drag you further into his rendezvous, outburst of emotion to do something all of a sudden. He might wanted to skip Treinâs period so he just pick you up drag you by himself to a place where he could show you the interesting things that he had just found and keep you for himself.Â
Rook Hunt:
Rook is also a tough nut to crack. Despite Rook claims himself as Le chasseur dâamour, he might take a while to started notice his feelings for you is romantic because Rook simply spend all of his time to admire beauty and sang his heart out to praising the concept of âLoveâ. So for him to notice that his action towards you act out of that concept itâs gonna be a whole journey.Â
With Rook, the synopsis of slip up does not exists in the first place because he has always openly express his honest feeling about everything thatâs surrounding him but before Rook could realize his own feelings, most of his action was act out on unconsciousness psyche while chasing after the said concept of love, romance and beauty in life.Â
As Rook go on his outdoors activities to search and discover undercover beauty and charms of life, he always made a mental note, even speak out his thoughts that nothing could compare to your ethereal charms and beauty. Thatâs when reality hit him, the Hunter has finally met and understand the feeling of love and it was right under his nose yet he can not recognize it.Â
Even before Rook realize his feelings, you can guess that he has his eyes on you for while before that. At first, it might not because you had shot a Cupidâs Arrow straight through his heart but rather you had caught his interest like a few beastmen, mermen or faes in the school ground.Â
But after Rook known about his undying love for you, the purpose of his observation tendency started to changes. In the past, he may used to observe you from afar to gush or singing praises about how adorable you are (even if youâre like taller than 6 feet), at the present, he think youâre adorable still but he prefer to just watch and admire you from afar. After all, Rook is kinda a hopeless romantic himself.Â
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twst headcanons#octavinelle#pomefiore#azul ashengrotto x reader#floyd leech x reader#rook hunt x reader#twst_little things they do p2
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greetings :) may i req hcs of zhongli, diluc, kaeya, childe and itto comforting tall fem!reader ? being tall as a girl is lovely and it always seemed like a perfection but we do have insecurities too about the height. sometimes we wish we aren't that tall and is small to properly fit in a guy's embrace. i hope this is fine
my towering love
summary: recently, your boyfriend has caught on to you. he sees how self conscious youâve become about your height, and he wants to talk about it.
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pairings (separate): zhongli, diluc, kaeya, childe, and arataki itto x reader
reader info: uses she/her pronouns, reader is in an established relationship with characters mentioned, reader is tall, reader is insecure about her height, and reader is not traveler
word count: 1,479 words
genre: romance, comfort, slight angst (on readerâs end)
format: headcanons
warnings: reader is insecure about her height, reader crying/breaking down about her insecurity (written so itâs optional to include), alcohol consumption and intoxication mentions, using alcohol to lower someoneâs guard, self depicting jokes, genshin men confronting you, genshin men being blunt/upfront
a/n: ah, anon, this was such a nice request!!! although im average height, i still had a lot of fun writing this!! to all my tall girls and people out there; you are loved and i appreciate you so much!! (although i wrote the reader as insecure, i donât mean this to make others insecure or to slander tall girls!! thatâs not my intention and im sorry if i made it seem like that!) i hope you enjoy this anon!!đ
zhongli is concerned on why you feel insecure about your height
because in his eyes, he thinks its your best feature
he loves that he can just glance over to you while telling stories, and he especially loves that excited expression on your face when youâre intently listening
zhongli adores locking elbows together and parading around liyue, quietly showing everyone that you were his and he was yours
so when you suddenly begin to shrink into yourself as you two go on your usual outings, zhongli feels like he did something wrong
he doesnât miss how you look at yourself in the passing windows either
it shouldnât be that much of a shock to you when he confronted you when you arrived home
zhongli asks you questions occasionally, leaving plently of room for you to explain what and why youâre feeling
and even when your words seem to fail you, zhongli does his best to be patient and understanding
when you reveal that you feel so out of place with him because of your height, zhongli wants to hug you so tightly that your insecurities are squeezed out of you
if any tears seem to spring from your eyes, zhongli is quick to brush them away and kiss your cheeks
he murmurs praise and adoration for you, reassuring you that he loves your height and has never found himself embarrassed about it
when you ask him if heâs really sure about that, a part of his heart breaks at your expression
âIn my eyes I see the most beautiful and charming woman every single day. Does that sound like embarrassment to you, dearest?âÂ
he doesnât really understand why youâd be upset with your height
diluc does try, but he canât wrap his head around why youâre so hard on yourself for just... existing
he loves standing by you, head to head and shoulder to shoulder
it makes his heart swell with pride that he has you beside him through and through
so it really confuses him when you adjust your outfits and appearance to appear shorter, grimacing at yourself in the mirror when the results are unsatisfactory
diluc tries to introduce the conversation lightly, but you keep changing- no, avoiding the topic entirely
it hurts him slightly when you do this, because it feels like you canât trust him and open up
at one point, diluc manages to ask the question when youâve lowered your guard and feel the most vulnerable
and heâs both delighted and saddened when you open up
diluc offers his hands to hold while you talk through your emotions
heâs not bothered if you squeeze them or rub your thumb over his knuckles to ground yourself as you talk. he just offers you a gentle smile and nods for you to continue
if tears seem to be slipping down your face, diluc will carefully and nonchalantly wipe them away with the tips of his gloved hands
when you finish, diluc asks gently if youâd like a hug or to be held for a while
with his hands around you and chin gently placed on your head, you feel most at home and most happy with him
diluc presses kisses to your head and forehead, slowly trailing down to your cheeks then lips
when he breaks away, he stares at your face with his gentle red eyes so full of love
âI love every single part of you and I always will. Promise me youâll always remember that, for the both of us.â
kaeya often forgets that youâre as tall as him
you two always have found a way to get comfortable, even with your similar heights, so it never really bothered him
heâs only reminded whenever he looks at you from a distance
and when he does? this man has HEART eyes and he feels his knees buckling slightly
kaeya has unknowingly fallen for your height as well as everything else about youÂ
honestly, heâs surprised when he starts noticing the signs of insecurity in you
...have you always been like this with him? was he only noticing the signs now because of how close you two have gotten? if that was true then what else had kaeya missed? or maybe this was a more recent occurrence? if it was, then that meant that he might have-
these thoughts arenât helping him, or you for that matter though
he tries to find the âperfectâ time to ask you about it, somewhere private that lowers your guard
so, after a night at home drinking, kaeya casually asks the question
heâs not expecting you to just open up so quickly, so drunk that you donât even realize what youâre telling him
he is just so... sad for you. itâs a mixture of pity and also heart break, in an odd way
kaeya is quick to wipe away any tears that you may create, a gentle frown appearing on his face
while you talk, kaeya will rub your back and press light kisses all over you. when you pause to catch your voice, kayea will murmur gentle reassurances and encourage you to keep talking
he loves you and your height, and by the time he has tucked you into bed youâll realize that
âHey, hey, itâs alright now. Iâm here for you, darling, and I always will be from here on out.â
childe has always seemed unbothered by your height
sure, it can sometimes get in the way of cuddling, hugging, and other intimate things, but he's grown used to it by now
unbeknownst to you though, childe absolutely loves it
he sees you as the perfect sparing and training partner
even if you outright refuse to battle with childe, he'll still try to tackle you to the bed whenever he comes home
it usually ends with both of you laughing while childe hugs you tightly and kisses you all over your face, missing you so much
so when you start to make the odd self depreciating joke, childe is really shocked
but youâre quick to change the subject before he could confront you about it
he begins to really worry about you when those jokes transform into statements of self hatred muttered under your breath
when it's finally crystal clear to childe that you need help and reassurance, he is fast to provide that
the next time you two are alone, heâll bring up his concerns about your recent behavior
when you open up about your insucrities, childe is honestly shocked. he genuinely never realized that you might have been insecure about it, because childe has always loved it so much
heâll immediately snap out of his shock if you begin to cry, quickly hugging you and apologizing if he ever made you feel like that
childe just wants to pepper kisses across your cheeks and head, cradling the back of your head and holding onto you as he reassures you that he loves you for being you
he promises you that heâs not going to stop doing all of this until you understand how much he loves you and your height
childe is offended that you think heâs kidding around
âYou think Iâm joking? Why would I ever joke about loving my beautiful giant? Ow, ow, okay- sweetie that was a joke! I love you so much, honestly.â
itto was shocked to see someone as tall as him, or close to his height at least
he was super attracted to you because of it, actually. itâs what eventually got you two togetherÂ
itto sometimes forgets to tell you how much he loves your height, only because he just assumes a beautiful girl like you already knows it
he gets confused when you try to appear smaller, adding more layers to your clothing and refusing to wear raised shoes
luckily for you both, itto is quite blunt whenever he notices something is wrong
heâs not afraid to ask why youâre feeling like this because he is genuinely curious
when you tell him that youâve just felt so... inconvenient to him, ittoâs heart breaks a little bit
heâs very quick to assure you that it isnât the case at all. itto loves you so much and you have never been inconvenient to him at all
itto will hug you very tightly and kiss all over your face, murmuring over and over that he loves youÂ
if he sees you crying, heâll try to make jokes to cheer you up and hug you tighter
itto will be so shocked if you start apologizing, pulling away from you to look at you
âAs you boyfriend, I need to let you know just how beautiful and amazing and smart you are. And clearly, I havenât been doing that enough. So, starting now, the only thing youâll be hearing from me is how much I love you. You alright with that, cutie?â
thank you for reading đ all forms of interaction to my posts are appreciated đÂ
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hellolololo!ÂĄ! so i recently saw this video where their
s/o goes on to omegle and the other person from omegle like goes âhi ur cuteâ or âu have snap?â and then their boyfriend just enters the frame,, can u do that to todobakudeku separately :3
if u dont understand u can check this out đ https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSJdEqc7V/ tyy â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
âur kinda cuteâ on omegle
(tiktok prank)
character(s) : todoroki shouto, bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku (bnha)
part two â part three
legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, quirk not mentioned
headcanon type : fluff, crack â âx readerâ
note(s) : i love these types of requests 𤊠so i plan on making 3 parts with this (oh and donât worry, iâll finish the other tiktok prank series i have going on at the moment)
also, thereâs no proofread on this so if thereâs any typos or mistakes, sorry! iâll be editing them in the morning
â âââââââââ â
todoroki shouto
okay so, the entire tiktok idea was plannedâ but the part where shouto came in surely wasnât staged
so, being a curious young personâ you wanted to make a tiktok, where you went on omegle just to speak to people for fun
and inside of your head, youâre kinda thinking that âthis is dumb, omg im going to get flashed on there.â also while you were setting up your laptop
but you just used the appropriate tags and !! you were set off for an adventure
you set your phone aside, and you filmed most of the experienceâ cutting out the not so interesting encounters out of your tiktok
and then came on a dude, who had a,, unique reaction. he didnât seem all that fishyâ until he asked you for your snap (your social medias, essentially)
âyouâre kinda cute, yâknow. how did i not see you before?â
you shake your head, âoh no no! i appreciate your compliment, but iâm very much taken!â your mind immediately flashing back to the image of your icyhot boyfriend
ânahh youâre lying! i donât see any dude back thereâ
oh,, and that was because shouto was out getting snacks đ§ âno really dude, i appreciate it! iâm very much taken and being disloyal is out of the question!â
this dude just kept insisting and insisting, and due to the struggleâ you werenât able to hear the door knob jiggle
it seemed to be that his advances came to an end, and your lover made an entranceâ a mop of red and white peaked out from the door frame
and the dude literally got scared and ended the conversation đ because you really werenât lying!
you also figured that it was time to end your omegle shenanigans, and finish the tiktokâ because your boyfriend was already there âhi love, who were you talking to?â
you closed your laptop, and offered him a smile âi was on omegle for a tiktok! iâm glad youâre back.â you discard your phone, wrapping your arms around his torso (and also making sure you donât delete the draft)
shouto doesnât say a lot, but he immediately accepts your touch, setting the groceries aside.
he doesnât question the fact that you were on omegle because well,, he had to get used to your shenanigans on tiktok SOMEHOW
a few hours later, you posted the tiktokâ and almost immediately, the tiktok gains a lot of attention
âi love how your boyfriend drove the last dude away đđâ âman the last dude didnât take the hint đżâ âyour boyfriend indirectly protected you! we need more guys like him.â
you snicker at the comments, which ultimately gathered shoutoâs attention âwhatâs up, love?â
you show him the tiktok, âthe tiktok did well.â heâll comment calmly, but shoutoâs lowkey MAD ?? that a dude had the audacity. but heâs just glad that youâre happy just maybe,, donât go on omegle anymore đ
âloveâ next time, let me in on your tiktoks.â he says, running a thumb along your cheek lightly. because he was actually quite entertained, putting everything aside
bakugou katsuki
as if bakugou katsuki would let you go on OMEGLE, a place thatâs known for having the sketchiest people to ever existâ but make it virtual
but being with you made him realize that well,, if you want to do something, youâll go through lengths just to do it.
even the great bakugou katsuki canât really stop you. whatever makes you happyâ but oh, that doesnât mean he doesnât highly discourage it
which lead you to go on omegle for a tiktok in the other room, while bakugou exercised in the very next room.
when you told him that you wanted to film a tiktok, bakugou only shruggedâ âdonât do overly dumb shit.â was what he only told you and he left the door open too
you then set up your phone and laptop, applied the appropriate tagsâ and went off to make your tiktok
you only filmed the interesting encounters, and the people you met on there were very diverse in personality and just,, in general.
after the 4th encounter, then came a rather interesting dude. he didnât seem all that ordinary but he wasnât spectacular. he was just nice
and the conversation was rather normalâ until he started asking for your socials âputting everything aside, do you have social media? youâre really cute.â
you reject immediately, âoh no, i appreciate your words butâ i already have a boyfriend.â
you just have to hope that he noticed bakugou walking back and forth with equipment, but with his next wordsâ that doesnât seem to be the case
âi didnât see anyone back there, a simple no wouldâve been sufficient instead.â uh oh
âno really, iââ and before things escalated, katsukiâs head peaked through the door frame, freshly out of the shower âare you almost done, idiot?â
the dude literally looked behind you, and thought âoh shit, their boyfriend is bakugou fucking katsuki.â because bakugou is famous for,, multiple different reasons
the dudeâs camera shakes in terror, âoh uhm,, it was nice meeting you!â not long before he dips from of the conversation, never to be seen again.
closing your laptopâ you end the tiktok while bursting into laughter, and this action just confused katsuki ever further. he heard you speaking to someone, and when he looked, the person was nowhere to be seen
âwhat are you laughing at??â
ânothing katsuki, i was laughing at the tiktok i just made.â
thenâ you figured that it would be best to tell katsuki now that you were on omegle (long story short, he wasnât pleased)
he scolded you that you shouldnât be on omegle, but letâs be honest, he couldnât stay mad at youâ so he just cuddles the frustration away
when you upload the tiktok the following hours, it blows up pretty quicklyâwith comments like âLOL IS THAT BAKUGOU KATSUKI??â âhe had guts until he saw bakugou katsuki đâ âtbh iâd be scared tooâ
and when you report the news the katsuki, he smirksâ âas he should be.â
midoriya izuku
at this point, izuku is very much used to your shenanigans on tiktok. heâs very supportive of whatever you do all in all
but, about omegle,,, yeah,, as much as he trusts youâ he does not trust omegle. heâs aware that itâs a shady place, and he doesnât advise that you do go on that website bc he cares
so when you brought up the tiktok idea, he proposed that heâd be there, right beside you just to monitor if anyoneâs being weird :)
and thatâs great! because you also wanted to ask if he wanted to be a reoccuring guest in your tiktokâ and of course, what kind of boyfriend would he be if he opposed?
he helps you set up your laptop and phoneâ all of that sort of stuff, and then you guys were off to make an interesting tiktok
oh, but izuku did apply the appropriate tags because he didnât want you to see odd things he was secretly nervous but,, you were very ethusiastic, so he was too.
the first several people were interesting in their own wayâ especially with their reactions to your boyfriend appearing on screen
usually, theyâd back off with, and comment on how cute your boyfriend isâ wishing the both of you well before calmly leaving to meet new people,
that was how it was, until you met this person in particular.
he sounded very,, egotisticalâ i wouldnât say that because youâve just met the dude, but he acted like everyone wanted him or it sounded like that
then he says, âyou definitely have a phone number, right? youâre cute, just my type.â wkdksmd this is awkward since izukuâs right beside you, but heâs just outside of the frame
then, izuku pops out of the frameâ in all his cute ass glory, he gives a small wave to the not so pleased stranger
âplease, thatâs your boyfriend?â he scoffs, âwith those arms, he looks like he could be your little brother! now let me ask againââ
itâs really weird?? because have you seen izukuâs gainz?? and this dudeâs audacity is extraordinary.
but little did this guy know, heâs looking at midoriya izukuâ and,, youâve seen his performance in the sports festival.
the dude takes another glance at your boyfriend, whoâs sitting there right beside youâ and he realizes who he was talking to
âoh shit, youâreââ and before the both of you could realize it, he nopes out of the conversation.
after that encounter, you burst into a fit of laughterâ the look on izukuâs face being priceless. âyou shouldâve seen your reaction!â
âhaha, i guess he knew who i was,â he says bashfully, cheeks warming up. because it registered in his mind that people actually knew who he was. âcan you,, upload the tiktok later? i want to hug youâ i mean! if thatâs fine.â
of course itâs fine! you oblige, and give him all the hugs he could ever need
after cuddling with izuku, you do upload the tiktokâ and an hour later, your tiktok notifications blow up
the tiktok all in all gathered 1M views, 780K likes, and over 1,500 commentsâ most of them saying stuff like
âyour boyfriendâs reaction was so cute?? i know he looked like he was going to punch him through the screen but đâ âlast dude was just not it.â âLMAO HE REALLY TRIED ITâ âis your boyfriend IZUKU MIDORIYA??â
when you excitingly showed him the tiktokâs results, he was certainly pleasedâ because most of the comments were positive, and also because the tiktokâs results made you happy
âiâm glad that it did well!â heâll sigh in relief, pressing a kiss against your temple, letâs just not go on there ever again
â âââââââââ â
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Amphibia season 1 rewatch + notes :)
So I just finished rewatching the ENTIRE season 1 of Amphibia and I have some notes on the episodes that stood out to me! There are some quick notes, a couple lengthy analyses and even some headcanons sprinkled in! It's like a written stew of season 1! I'll be doing a written Amphiba stew for season 2 too!!
It's kinda long so you could just skip this or hit the keep reading button and give it a read!Â
S1: E2 Cane Crazy
Anne shows general disregard over other people's things
(Mimicking Hop Pop and breaking his cane, throwing all the wood carving things that Loggle made, even a coo coo clock that she even said was nice (And for him to say it took 20 years to make right after she broke it))
S1: E2 Flood, Sweat and TearsÂ
Anne would be the WORST during sleepovers and I LOVE IT!!! My girl is just being a tween, staying up late, playing would you rather and keeping everyone else up. I think that's ADORABLE and now I'm thinking about how sleepovers might've been back home with her, Sasha and MarcyâŚÂ
She also just stays up late in general?? She reads dumb magazines and eats CRUNCHY snacks. She is really just 13,,,
And it looks like Sprig does it too, not as much as Anne (probably because he is younger than her) but it seems like it has to be in his terms. Before, he looked to be annoyed with it when he was trying to sleep. But, if he was awake, like in the beginning or at the end of the episode, he had no problem staying up playing would you rather!!!Â
S1: E3 Hop LuckÂ
Anne: Old things are dumb!Â
AndÂ
Anne:* violently GRABS Sprig and shoves him against the wall* don't you DARE talk about pineapple in my pizza⌠EverâŚ
Anne:Â
Sprig:Â
Anne: Okay! Let's go get these ingredients!Â
HHHH ANNE!!! I love this funky little child SO MUCH!!!Â
Hop Pop loves these kids so much that he was willing to put aside his old, traditional family recipes in exchange for making pizza with them. My heart is gonna explode I'm-
Anne please don't make your surrogate frog brother get married just to get some pizza dough I'M BEGGING YOU-
S1: E3 StakeoutÂ
Hop Pop: I'm a crisp 68!
Is Hop Pop actually 68 or does he mean more of 68 going on 80 68? Either way he looks great!Â
Anne has Blam Berry Blitz ("the drink that punches you in the face and doesn't stop") in her bag along with all the OTHER stuff we already saw (air pump, toe nail clipper, pencils, cat toys, bath bombs, etc)
Anne is officially those friends that have EVERYTHING in their bag no matter what.Â
I really like the relationship between Anne and Hop Pop, how they both in some way yearn for what was but in different ways (Anne wanting to go home and Hop Pop's olden ways when he was a little pollywog) but are still similar in how they try to remember. They try and try and try to keep what little family/friends they have safe and protected. They love the relationships they've formed with other people (And with each other) and would go great lengths to help and protect them!
Also I MAY be looking way too into it buuuut was Boulder-Tron (that rock dude that Polly hallucinated at the end) supposed to foreshadow Frobo??
S1: E4 Taking ChargeÂ
Okay quick one, Anne nearly having a whole ass panic attack when her phone dies because she couldn't look at her photos or videos of home actually made me sad. This girl is only a CHILD and her entire home and everything is gone and she for real thought she couldn't ever get it back,,,Â
Hop Pop: I mean, the part where the island itself is revealed to actually beâŚ!
Sprig: No!Â
Polly: Don't!
Anne: SpoilersÂ
I dunno why and again, I MIGHT BE LOOKING TOO DEEPLY INTO THIS, but maybe this is foreshadowing something with the land of Amphibia? That maybe there is more to this crazy land than we know? Maybe even a reason it, along with all the other universes even exists???Â
S1: E5 Breakout StarÂ
AHSBWJOA ONLY EPISODE 5 AND ANNE ALREADY HAS HER PHONE'S LOCK SCREEN OF THE PLANTER FAMILY I'M-
S1: E7 Dating SeasonÂ
Anne said that â
of ALL soul mates start out as "just friends"Â
âŚ
I'm looking at you, team SashannarcyÂ
S1: E7 Anne vs. WildÂ
Hop Pop's behavior at the end of the episode when Anne finally shows them the calamity box is awfully susâŚ
He doesn't say anything but "may I?" To inspect the box and then is like "Nope, never seen it" I just feel like he knows something and then adding onto it with the whole burying it to protect his family just sounds like⌠he definitely knows something, maybe not a lot but there is something he's not telling the othersÂ
Also, why would a book that HE has have information on the Calamity box??Â
(I fully support the Dr. P was a Planter and also possibly the pink frog who was friends with King Andrias theory)
S1: E10 Toad TaxÂ
At this point, Anne said that she has already been in Amphibia for over a month now.Â
(And damn, Sasha's been in prison for like a month,,, yikes)
Also Hop Pop teaching Anne how to pay taxes is so adorable, she really is part of this family now guys,,,
And I love how Anne was able to win over the Wartwood people by being her natural, charming and not to mention caring self. Anne, like Marcy and Sasha, can be selfish because honestly what kid, especially a 13 year old, isn't.Â
But what matters is that she always tries to make up for it.Â
Yes she did join the arguably sketchy toads into getting the taxes from everyone in order to feel somewhat included in ANYTHING, but while she was doing it, she knew it was wrong. Anne knew it was wrong and tried to give back some of the stolen stuff. Hell, even at the end she risked her safety to protect people she felt didn't even LIKE her, like, Anne literally broke her arm from them because that's just how Anne is.Â
S1: E10 Prison BreakÂ
I always forget how like,,, SUPER cunning Sasha is. I mean, she was able to talk FIVE toads into quitting within a WEEK as a PRISONER. Like??Â
Grime: That's not a bird. It's a heron, a murderous predator that happens to love the taste of fleshÂ
Sasha: CuteÂ
The lines in this show I'M-
So Anne was a varsity tennis player and Sasha was a cheerleader and did Tai Chi. I still can't believe they were both jocks,,,Â
(Well, Sasha I get but Anne? Sweet ol' lil baby with the lanky limbs Anne???)Â
Hey um, why the FUCK does Grime have acid spit?
Sasha: *looking at photo of her, Anne, and Marcy* Hold on for a little longer, girls. I'm coming for you. And when I find you, we're gonna get home. But first, I think we're gonna have some fun with this placeÂ
Okay so this line right here. Now I may not be even remotely correct but this line, this last piece of dialogue spoken by Sasha right before the episode ends leads me to believe that she⌠doesn't take this world seriously.Â
At least not yet.Â
I think the 3 girls all see Amphibia differently: Anne as more of an obstacle, a wall preventing her from being home, Marcy sees it as an escape from her life with constant stimuli, and Sasha, she sees it as just really another thing to control. Everyone and their mothers know that Sasha can be a little more than controlling and we all know that she liked being lieutenant just a little too much.Â
This world is interesting to Sasha, not in the interesting that Anne sees it (who is interesting in the new people and the relationships she's formed) or Marcy (who is also interested in the relationships she's formed along with the thirst for knowledge and again, the constant stimuli in an environment where she isn't stifled and allowed to flourish).Â
No, Sasha sees Amphibia as interesting because it gives her something to control. In a world that is not your own, a world that you will leave eventually, who would actually FOLLOW the rules put in place there? Especially a 13 year old who is basically like a war commander who, even if she does do something wrong or breaks a rule or two, the only person who might even dare to stop her is Grime, and even then, he might just encourage it because it is season 1 and they aren't that close and he doesn't really care for Sasha at this point.Â
She also is actually very logical. Everything she does in Amphibia, all the morally questionable things she does, it is always for the same reason (or at least at first), to get her and her girls home. Wanting to sacrifice and kill Hop Pop at the end of season 1? Well The toads had promised if she helped, they'll help her find Marcy and bring the 3 of them home. She cares for Anne and Marcy SO MUCH that she is willing to go great lengths to help keep them safe.Â
But even though Sasha didn't really care about anyone in Amphibia besides Anne and Marcy at first, it doesn't mean she won't ever. We see countless times throughout season 2 of Sasha caring. She feels regret with her impending betrayal on Anne and Marcy, she cares enough to try and warn Anne about King Andrias' evil plans. Hell, even in the season 3 intro we see her and Grime at Wartwood and it looks like they're gonna be starting another rebellion against the king to help all the amphibians in Amphibia.Â
I just really like watching Sasha's appearance and knowing what will happen in the future with her character.Â
S1: E13 Trip to the ArchivesÂ
Anne: I get this place. It's like a library from my world. Zoo books and manga, here I come!Â
So whenever Anne goes to the library, presumably with Sasha and Marcy, she'd go straight to books on animals and manga probably while Marcy did whatever work they needed (if Anne's dialogue in season 2 with Marcy always doing the work for their group projects was anything to go off on)
I dunno, I think that's kinda cute that Anne liked reading books on animals and probably reading all the manga that Marcy recommended.Â
Maybe Anne and Sasha would sit right next to each other while Marcy worked and read fun manga together and cackle with each other while Marcy tried SO HARD to concentrate and NOT infodump to them because she's read that specific manga 20 times and HAVE YOU GOTTEN TO THAT ONE PART WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER GOES-Â
S1: E15 Wally and Anne
MOSS MAN!!Â
When Anne wakes up in the middle of the night and goes to grab Wally at town square, her hood is up and it's dark. The only thing we can make out of her face areâŚ
Glowing blue eyes.
Glowing eyes that share an uncanny resemblance to the moss men.
And Anne loves doing elaborate, silly handshakes? That's so CUTE! Too bad none of her friends liked them as much as she did :(Â
When they finally reached the foggy mountain place, Anne noticed glowing blue butterflies and started to follow them, which led her right to the moss man.
WAIT ANNE ALSO DID ROCK CLIMBING BACK HOME?? FUCKING JOCK!!!
S1 E20 ReunionÂ
Okay I WAS about to say that there wasn't anything to say about this last episode that hasn't already been said before BUT
The last couple moments, when Anne is holding Sasha off the cliff and trying to pull her up with the Planters, there's a couple interesting shots that I would like to talk about.Â
While the Planters were holding onto Anne, they say things like "Hang on, Anne! We got you no matter what!"Â
And even when the stone cliff starts to chip and break, none of the frogs back off, they don't loosen their grips, they just keep holding onto Anne.Â
And they will never let go.Â
Because they love her. Because in only 3 months, Anne was able to get a surrogate frog family and dozens of other frog friends in Wortwood. Because Anne has this amazing support system both literally and metaphorically. Because Anne is Anne. And Sasha...
Isn't like Anne.Â
Matt Bradly himself even said that both Sasha and Anne are different from Anne, Anne is the heart, the emotional connection in their logical worlds. Anne can make so many friends so easily and Sasha⌠Sasha became a war genral, she lost a fight against the one person who she thought would never fight back.Â
Sasha doesn't have what Anne has. She doesn't have the kind of skills to make such strong relationships, the kind where you risk your life for the other, in such a short amount of time.Â
Hell, they even play a song called "Lean on Me", Anne has people to lean on and they would lean on her just the same. She found these people, made these friends, formed amazing relationships, in only THREE months.Â
"Maybe you're better off without me"
And Sasha was only dragging her down.Â
Sasha loves Anne, she cares for her and would do anything to protect her. That's why she let go. She didn't want to drag Anne down, to hurt her more than she already has.Â
Sasha would do anything for Anne, even die.Â
Over all notes:Â
Season 1 is SUPER FUNNY!! The lines hit and they don't rely on toilet humor to get the audience to laugh. They use great one liners and physical humor that isn't fart or butt jokes. They do an excellent job on showing how crazy the world of Amphibia is through humor like how the animals are always eating each other.Â
I really like how the characters were crafted so carefully! And the storyline!!! You could notice things that get explored in season 2 and I can't WAIT to see how many bread crumbs were left to lead up to season 3!
HOW DOES ANNE KEEP SO MANY THINGS IN HER BOOK BAG???Â
That stuff is in her SCHOOL BAG, why would she bring it to school??? So far I've got an air pump, toe nail clippers, pencils, cat toys, bath bombs and an energy drink. WHY??? I wonder if she held on to any of Sasha or Marcy's things too or ever forgot to give them back
Also again, I'M STILL IN SHOCK OF ANNE BEING A JOCK. I don't even know why I am, I knew she played sports and stuff it's just,,, she's so lanky,,,Â
Her and Sasha are jock buddies and WILL shove other jocks in lockers if they ever pick on their nerd Marcy.
I also am in LOVE with Hop Pop's screams lmao
Be ready for an analysis of season 2!Â
#amphibia#anne boonchuy#hopadiah plantar#hop pop#sprig planter#polly planter#sasha waybright#Marcy wu#season 1#analysis#my ramblings
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So in the comics, Sionis's skull mask is actually NOT a mask and the result of him cutting off his face. What about a story where Roman entrusts with Zsaz with disfiguring him?
Perfection | Roman Sionis x Victor Zsasz | ZsaszMask
1) Anon, please, you need to tell me what comic you saw/read this in, because I've read pretty much all of the ones Roman is in and it's always a mask (he's called Black Mask for a reason after all). It's usually just fused with his face because it was burned to it.
So, I'm genuinely just curious in which comic book version he cut his face off, because I'm not aware of it, fjdhfjkskfsl. And I need to read it. Please, dhjgsdjfhsf.
2) This turned more into a character study, whoops. I hope it's still to your liking anyway. Thank you so much for the request, it was super interesting and it totally got out of hand again... (cue no one being surprised).
I hope you enjoy! :)
summary; see above.
notes; TW / CW // Dissociation; Delusion; Psychosis; Visual Hallucination; Murder; Violence; Blood; Cutting; Disfiguration; Scars; Identity Death. That should be everything important.
A/N: Also, Roman suffers from BPD, like always in my Fics, so that's where this is all coming from, as I headcanon that it started out as the general symptom of having a distorted sense of self, and developed into a delusion, and then he suffered a psychotic break with hallucinations and such, resulting in his disfiguration.
[And remember that psychosis is a very serious thing and that I'm not using it lightly here. Psychotic people suffer. They're not bad people for having psychosis. They deserve love and respect. Don't use it against people, don't disrespect them with it and do not under any circumstances use it as a synonym for evil. Thanks.]
Everybody knew just how much Sionis cared about his perfect looks. Always, at any time, he had to look and be presentable, and he had to be perfect doing it. His parents had drilled it into him from an early age on, not caring much about anything about him, other than his appearance. He was one of the faces of Janus Corp after all. He had to be perfect in order to make the cosmetics sell better.
Still, when Roman looked in the mirror he couldnât recognise himself. It was as though he was staring at a stranger. He painted his face and took great care of it; always making sure it looked immaculate. It didnât help the disconnection he felt from it, though.
Sometimes it only made it worse, because really â he was just putting on a mask, wasnât he? He made himself look absolutely perfect, so that others couldnât possibly see what was underneath the surface.
He was a cruel and sadistic man, one with many issues, and a crime boss behind his businessman persona. That was all him, but it also wasnât.
No, this cruel man was Black Mask.
The persona heâs made up to make a name of himself in Gothamâs underbelly. That was who he really was. Not Roman Beauvais Sionis. No, that man was just a mask that his parents had constructed and that heâs kept up all his life in a desperate attempt to gain approval and respect.
But every single day, one more crack appeared on this mask, and another piece broke off on worse days. Soon, none of this âRoman Sionisâ would be left.
He could feel it.
He could see it.
When he looked in the mirror, all he could see then was this broken mask, an empty shell, waiting to fully break apart and let the inside rear its ugly head to its fullest.
Some days even, he would sit in front of his vanity and look at himself for a while, seeing the way he cracked and broke apart slowly, but surely, how his skin was crawling with the feeling of it. It made him itch. He desperately needed to get it off.
So far he hasnât dared to do it, though. He couldnât make himself take a knife and just carve into this fleshy mask.
He hated the way he hesitated every time.
This mask didnât mean anything.
It was just an unnecessary hurdle he had to overcome to be who he really was, to the fullest.
Heâs already made a good progress of realising himself with the Black Mask, but it was just there to hide his perfect exterior, to seem more malicious, to protect his precious skin.
That particular night, heâs worn his Black Mask and had gotten into a nasty fight with some other criminals. While Zsasz and his other goons were usually so good at keeping him out of it, this time wasnât so.
Victor had been busy fighting off three men at once â and really, Roman admired the way heâs overpowered them after all, soaked in their blood, three new tallies on his skin. It was magnificent. Zsasz was so gorgeous to him. He knew who he was; he had no qualms about whether or not he looked perfect. He wore each tally as though it was a medal â and in a way, Roman guessed it was. Sionis envied him â this freedom Zsasz had that he so desperately wanted.
Black Mask had been attacked by two men of his rival. He had tried shooting them, but one of them managed to knock his revolver out of his hand. It was okay, he wasnât entirely incompetent when it came to hand-to-hand combat after all. Still, that didnât mean he liked it.
During the fight, heâs taken some punches to the face, which was fine; the mask saved him of some of the damage. But then one of the muscles took it off his head, leaving him vulnerable. He hated it. It enraged him. His rage caught on fire, bursting into roaring flames. He went to beat them up with more fervour. He didnât care anymore. He just wanted them dead.
And he did kill them, after one of them had swung a knife at him, slashing his left cheek. He wrestled it out of the guyâs hand and stabbed them both in the neck, watching with cold eyes as they bled out right in front of him.
The turmoil around him and Victor had started dying down by then. Eventually, they were able to go back home, death and victory hanging fresh in the air, excitement buzzing under their skin. And for that one night, Roman hadnât even cared that there was a cut on his otherwise immaculate face, or that it would most likely heal into a nasty scar.
Of course, that hadnât lasted very long.
The next morning, he had started crying because of it, too upset over his ruined skin, the evidence that his mask was slowly but surely breaking apart. He couldnât stand it.
When the cut had healed, though, and it was merely a pink scar, and not as ugly as he had expected, it was easy to cover it up with make-up. He did that for a while, until he seemed to have reached his breaking point.
Roman has just gone through his usual nightly routine, which always took way too fucking long anyway for the fact that heâd never look as perfect as he wanted â no, not wanted â felt like he had to. And like so often, he just sat there in front of his vanity and looked at himself, staring at his face.
Was it really his face? He just couldnât tell.
Was that really what he looked like? He didnât feel like it.
It was just all wrong, so far away, not him.
No, that was underneath.
Everything important was only skin deep.
Or was it?
What if everything important was under the skin?
What if skin was nothing but a fucking hindrance?
What if perfection was nothing but an illusion? He was sure that it was.
Perfection didnât exist.
Nothing and no one was perfect. He should know. While his parents tried to appear as though they were above everyone else, they really werenât. They struggled with the fact that the Wayneâs were above them financially, but also as humans. Romanâs parents havenât ever felt human to him at all. All affection was nothing but a lie, all âperfect and happy familyâ was nothing but a show.
So no, perfection didnât exist.
Then why did he even bother conforming to something that was only a construct anyway?
No more, though.
As he looked at himself in the mirror, it had become distorted. That wasnât unusual for him. It happened a lot, especially as of late. He saw the crumbling mask that was his supposed face. Pieces broke off, starting by the scar on his left cheek. Those pieces were falling away, revealing only darkness. It was as though one was breaking a porcelain dollâs face in. Hollow inside. But that wasnât what he was. He wasnât hollow. His true self just needed a little help to come out.
âZsasz!â he shouted for his partner.
It felt far away, as though someone else had shouted it, someone that wasnât him. But then again, this wasnât who he really was anyway.
âBoss?â Zsasz came into his dressing room.
He didnât take his eyes off the mirror, looking at Victor through that.
âI need you to help me with something. Youâre the only one I trust to do it right,â he stated, holding up the carving knife Zsasz usually used to peel off faces and slit throats on his command.
Victor looked at the knife and then back at him, looking confused. âDâyou need me to kill someone?â he asked, unsurprisingly.
âNo- well, technically yes, but not really,â he answered cryptically.
âUh, sure, alright. Whatever you need me to do, Iâll do it, boss.â Zsasz was always so fucking loyal and obedient. It was truly lovely. That was exactly why he trusted him with it â and because Victorâs knife skills were definitely superior to his own.
âGood boy,â he purred and let Zsasz take the knife from him. âI need you to ruin this,â he continued, gesturing his hand around his face in circles to let Victor know exactly what he was talking about.
âYour face?â He nodded. âAre you sure, Roman?â
âDonât call me that,â he hissed angrily, âAnd fucking do as I say! Ruin my face. I trust you to do it right and not have this body end up dead. âKay?â
He didnât know if Zsasz understood what he was on about, although it was so very clear to him, he couldnât fathom the possibility of someone like Victor Zsasz not getting it.
âAlright, sure. Whatever you want,â Victor murmured then, âI need you to turn around, though. I canât reach you well like this.â
Nodding, he turned around in his seat, facing Victor, who stood beside him on his right. âGo on then.â He twirled his hand, index finger up, for emphasis, like he always would.
In a way, he felt giddy with excitement, although some underlying anxiety lingered beneath it all. It would be okay, though. He was certain of it.
This was right.
This was what was supposed to happen.
Zsasz took a deep, steadying breath. Then he pressed the bladeâs point against his right cheek. For a moment he didnât do anything else, looking him over, giving him an exit to all of this. But he was so absolutely certain of himself in that moment; he wasnât going to back out.
Not this time.
âDo it, Victor,â he ordered with a steady voice, conviction clear in it.
Nodding, Zsasz put pressure on the knife and pressed the tip into his skin, drawing a three inch line down his cheek with it. He didnât react to the pain. He couldnât feel it. He was so disconnected from it all.
Zsasz continued to slice into his faceâs skin, making bigger and smaller cuts, all deep enough to scar, just like he did for his tallies. Blood was oozing out of them, running down his face, his chin, falling on his precious pyjamas â those with his face on it. It was alright, though. He wouldnât need them after this anymore, anyway.
Eventually, Victor stopped cutting. âIs that enough, boss?â he asked.
He turned around and looked at himself in the mirror. Heâd have to wear bandages over his face for a good while, that was for sure. It was worth it, though, because now it was perfectly ruined â disfigured.
Roman Beauvais Sionis was no more.
Due to the blood all over his face and running over his lips, he could only nod a little. He didnât dare talk just yet.
Then Zsasz cleaned up all the cuts and bandaged them, making sure it was all safe and secure for the night.
While his face was slowly healing, Zsasz had inquired why heâd asked him to do it in the first place. He explained it to him and Victor understood â just like he knew he would. That was exactly why they were so strong together; why they had been meant for each other; why there was never a question about whether or not their relationship had been a good idea.
No one but Victor Zsasz could understand him. And no one but him could understand Victor.
When he was able to leave the bandages behind, Victor ran his fingers over the would-be scars. His eyes reflected the admiration and wonder he must have felt. It delighted him. He knew it had been right.
âThanks for trusting me with it, by the way,â Victor had murmured that night as they lay in bed.
âOf course. No one else could have ever done what you have,â he replied, kissing his partner, âThank you for not refusing to do it,â he added, his lips brushing against Zsaszâs as he talked.
âAnything for you, boss. Told you so.â
âI know. Still, saying something doesnât always have to mean anything. Only actions truly say what words canât.â
âYeah, I sâppose youâre right.â
It was just so easy to be with Zsasz. He couldnât have possibly asked for someone better at his side.
The next morning, he looked in the mirror without any kind of bandaging and for the very first time in his life, he felt a connection to his mirrored image. He could finally see himself.
Now when he wore his Black Mask it wasnât to hide, or to protect â no, it was only to symbolise his true self, put emphasis on it. He had nothing to hide anymore.
Perhaps perfection existed after all. Just not in the ways that society believed in.
He realised that, when he stared at himself in the mirror, in awe.
âPerfect,â Black Mask whispered, stroking his fingers over the scabs on his face.
And he truly was perfect.
#blood cw#tw delusion#disfigured#tw dissociation#identity death#tw murder#tw psychosis#roman sionis#roman sionis fanfiction#black mask#black mask fanfiction#victor zsasz#victor zsasz fanfiction#zsaszmask#zsaszmask fanfic#fanfiction#i wonder if anyone catches the details from the comics i incorporated into this fhkdsgkdfl#i also wonder if anyone notices what i started doing here after bit into the fic#i probably think this is more inconspicuous and smart than it really is rip fjdhjhdsjkfgdl
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In your opinion what jobs (besides playing basketball) do you think Gom and Kagami would have??
Thatâs a pretty interesting and hard question, my dear anon! Let me think and try to completely ignore the creatorâs canon job choices for our dear boys (ăˇ_ _)ăˇÂ also I wasnât sure if you wanted me to do some headcanon scenarios so I kinda mixed my answers and some short HC imagines!
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Kagami
ok so according to the Characters Bible he wouldâve become a firefighter and I can actually see that
but if you ask me, he couldâve also become a professional cook who specializes in Western as well as East Asian cuisine
heâd never give up on basketball though, so Kagami would most likely continue playing street basketball in his spare time
Kuroko
the canon take on Kurokoâs job is a kindergarten teacher, which is understandable but doesnât satisfy me that much
I always imagined him as a librarian and a freelance author, mainly because of his silent and observant nature as well as his love for books
the image of him sitting outside of Maji Burger in a blue cardigan, a pair of glasses on his nose, legs crossed, slurping on a vanilla milkshake while he thinks about his next bookâs scenario just seems to fit him a hundred percent Â
Kise
I still canât understand why sensei chose to make him a pilot and where that idea even came from, but OK
Kise is, in my eyes at least, born for the stage...and with that, I donât only mean that heâs the born movie actor, but heâs just made for the show business
theater, ads, series, late-night-shows, gaming shows, you name it
heâd try every single existing genre before picking his favorite and sticking to it (personally, I think heâd pick J-Dramas and the advertising of beauty products for both men and women) Â
Midorima
CB says doctor and I couldnât agree more
but I can also see him work as a teacher in chemistry, biology, and math OR heâd take an entirely different path and become a professional classical musician
no matter what job he does, heâll take it very seriously and be very strict with himself or his students, but much like any other human being, Midorima would also have his vulnerable moments especially when heâs forgotten his lucky item
another thing Iâd like to imagine is him having a secret blog dedicated to astrology and fortune-telling inspired by Oha Asa of course
Aomine
I canât help but chuckle every time I remember that he wouldâve become a police officer, but it does suit him in a way
in all honesty, itâs pretty hard to imagine him doing anything else except basketball, but Iâd like to think that he has the potential in becoming an idol groupâs manger
Aomine would usually take care of the more experienced female idol groups and appear to be quite the jokester to others, but his idols know just how hard heâs actually working for them
you know when friends/roommates etc. see their friend whoâs fallen asleep somewhere random and they just giggle and cover them with a blanket? thatâs 100% Aomine and his idols Â
Murasakibara
Bible said pastry chef and Iâm somewhat satisfied
if you ask me, not giving someone who loves sweets as much as Murasakibara an own bakery is a little sad, so Iâd like to say that he owns one and functions as not only the owner but the main confectioner as well
have you ever heard of Buddy Valastro or seen his TV show âCake Bossâ? because thatâs how I imagine our purple giant in the future
Akashi
he wouldâve become a professional shogi player and I donât even dare doubt that for even a split second
with a multi-talented young man like him who can basically do anything he wanted, Iâd like to say that him being a professional rider would actually suit him way more
Akashi owns his own horse and loves it to bits and no matter which media you consider I think that he enjoys horseback riding the most since it gives him that sense of freedom heâs always longed for Â
#knb imagines#knb scenarios#knb headcanons#âđşđ˝đą#âđ°đ˝đžđ˝'đ đ´đ˛đˇđž
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Bucci Gang Headcanons!!!
Iâm not really one to usually post this kind of stuff, but these are some lil headcanons my pal @jjadegreen and I have come up with while stuck in the same house during the quarantine!!Â
These literally range from *probably would happen* to *fucking crack* so yâall have been warned...
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Giorno is one of those people that has a secret sweet-tooth. Like. An insane one where if he actually decides to indulge in it he cannot fucking stop.Â
When he does go overboard, itâs usually because Bruno got his favourite ice cream flavour from the store and itâs always at some ungodly hour of the night.
He usually blames it on Mista somehow. Accidentally ate the entire tub of ice cream at 3am? No biggie. Just put the spoon on Mistaâs bedside table while heâs asleep!Â
Everyone blames Mista for it EVERY TIME and now heâs not allowed to eat any ice cream when they buy it. Mista thinks itâs the Sex Pistols because he swears he doesnât remember doing it.Â
Giorno just sits there like *sweats* âyeah uh no it had to be Mista, right? Thereâs definitely no one else it could be, right? Right??â
One time Abbacchio caught him in the act at like 4am and they have yet to bring it up.
He would spill Giornoâs big secret, but he really likes to see Mista suffer.
Narancia wears skirts sometimes and itâs not a big deal. He vibes, they all just vibe. No toxic masculinity here.Â
Narancia is genuinely afraid of those âIF YOU DO NOT SEND TO 10 PEOPLE THIS WILL APPEAR AT THE END OF YOUR BED AT 3AMâ emails.
One time he couldnât do it because Bruno took his phone away and he sat in bed all night fucking trembling in fear of what chain mail monster would eat his face off this time.
Abbacchio hates geese. No one knows why. Not even Bruno.
Naranciaâs real stand name IS Aerosmith, but heâs dead set on calling it Lilâ Bomber because âthatâs his rapper name.â
Mista is lactose intolerant but he doesnât know because he just thinks itâs normal to feel excruciating pain when you eat ice cream.Â
âLike how pineapples hurt your mouth when you eat them.â -Mista probably
Bruno literally had to take him to the hospital one night because he inhaled too much ice cream and would not stop throwing up and Mista was like âwait this doesnât happen to you??â
Trish hates butterflies because *fun fact!* butterflies often feed on not only nectar and fruit, but DECAYING CORPSES of animals!Â
When she was a kid, she was walking in some alleyway and ran into a dead animal covered in butterflies. One landed on her arm and she fucking screamed. She will never look at them the same ever again...
Giorno loves to make things into butterflies when they all spend time together, and Trish literally has to suppress a shudder every time one goes near her.
Fugo is one of those people that is basically not afraid of anything, but when a fucking bee comes near him he will LOSE IT. Heâs one of those people that will have to get up and run away from a bee when it flies near him.
If you tell him that it will leave him alone if he stops moving, he will punch you.
Giorno likes to make shit into bees sometimes just to fuck with him
Bruno does not like dogs. It probably stems from some childhood experience that went sour, but he does not care. He will be stone-faced during any mission or situation, but if a dog tries to jump up and greet him he will freak. The fuck. Out.
One time Narancia and Mista brought home a dog from the streets and mama Bruno was like âNOPEâ and zipped himself out of existence.
Abbacchio found him locked in the closet under the stairs when he got home and made them get rid of it.
Leone was more of a cat person anyway.
Abbacchio eats raw pasta.
Fugo plays chess with himself. When Giorno joins the team heâs like âugh finally an intellectualâ but Giorno has literally never seen a fucking chess board in his life and is too scared to tell Fugo so he just keeps making up excuses as to why he doesnât âhave timeâ to play chess with him today.
Mista doesnât shower but he has a BOMB-ass face-care routine. Even Trish is jealous. His face? Baby soft? Ten out of ten. The rest of him? Axe body spray out of ten.
Narancia went through a goth phase pre-canon. Abbacchio was not happy because Bruno kept referring to him as âlittle Abbaâ but he let Narancia use his good lipstick anyway.
Mista found his special hat in a street gutter on a rainy day and it matched his sweater so he decided to just keep it. Abbacchio does Trishâs makeup. They go to Sephora together. I donât make the rules.
Giorno never really told anyone (besides Bruno) that he got his stand naturally so they all assume he got it from Polpoâs lighter and when he mentioned something off-hand about âwhen I was a kid Gold and IâŚâ everyoneâs just like âbitch hold up-â
Abbacchio wears coloured contacts and his ass literally cannot see without them.Â
Yes they are expensive as fuck. He blows half his pay-check on them every month.Â
One time he lost them right before a mission so he had to pull out his heavy prescription glasses from like 8th grade. They literally looked like this.
I think you can imagine the outcome
Growing up, Giorno only listened to three songs.Â
The only reason he had access to these songs was because he found a really old Walkman on the side of the road when he was wandering around once. The tape only had three songs on it; Dancing Queen, It's Raining Men, and some song by Mozart. These were the three songs of Giornoâs childhood.Â
He still has it and likes to listen to the tape when he gets sad
Narancia doesnât know what a period is. Neither does Mista.Â
Bruno forces everyone into the living room after overhearing this and makes them all watch one of those really awkward sex-ed videos from the 90s (you know the ones)
It was one of the worst days of their lives
They still have the tape and Narancia sometimes slips it in the VHS player when they all least expect it just to fuck with everyone
Bruno once held a capo meeting at their house (biggest mistake of his life) and all you could heard blasting through the walls of the other room was âYoUr bOdy MiGht Be gOiNg tHrOuGh sOmE cHaNgEs, fOr eXaMpLe yOuR P-â
On that note, Giorno was definitely that one kid who took notes during Sex-Ed
Abbacchio listens to Avril Lavigne
Giorno shaves his arms. It kind of started by accident but now he literally cannot stop or else his arms will look completely fucked up
Bruno has sensitive teeth. He canât drink water thatâs too cold cause it hurts his mouth. Abbacchio makes him tea :)
Fugo plays piano to help him with his anger. He would say that he plays saxophone too, but itâs more like violently screeching into the mouthpiece instead of actually playing it.
Narancia thinks that lesbian is a nationality
Even though Giorno lived in Japan for just a couple years, heâs still pretty fluent in the language because his mother would only speak Japanese to him growing up
The gang has no idea that Giorno is Japanese and when a foreigner is struggling Giorno just swoops in with perfect Japanese and theyâre all just really confused.
Giorno doesnât cry during movies or TV shows, but heâs one of those people who fucking BAWLS during video game credits
Mista and Narancia beat Ocarina of Time together and Giorno was watching from the sidelines and AS SOON as the credits started rolling there were tears.
When KK Slider starts to sing in Animal Crossing New Horizons and your character is brought into a music void and the credits start rolling he tears up just a little bit
Mista is squeamish around dead bugs. Not live ones. Dead ones and solely dead ones
Mista and Trish go thrifting. Mista goes to check the pockets of clothes for spare cash (cause heâs a broke bitch) and Trish goes to buy clothes
Everyone thinks that Mista doesnât change his clothes but he actually just buys like 7 of the same outfit
Mista sneezes like a white sports dad. You know the sneeze.
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Bonus Bruabba shit because Jade and I always go fucking HARD when talking about our local mafia dads:
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Bruno ties up the little strings on Abbacchioâs tiddy shirt every morning.
They got promise rings. Leoneâs trying to find a nice time to actually propose but the gang keeps fucking it up every time they try to go on a nice date together
Bruno and Leone watch thunderstorms together
-The rest of the bucci gang stay inside and play monopoly or something whenâs its stormy but these two bring out blankets and sit on the front porch and just be all soft and shit watching the lightning light up the sky and listening to the rain on the roof above them.
Bucciarati and Abbacchio have been mistaken as the following:Â
Bruno as a woman and Abbacchio as a man. Abbacchio as a woman and Bruno as a man. Two lesbians. But never an actual gay couple.
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Yeah so I have no idea what that was. These were taken from a google doc we have together thatâs just all these jumbled, crack-filled headcanons just for fun. Iâm sure you can sense the pure chaos in this.Â
Go give my dude @jjadegreen a hello, sis made most of these!
uhhh let us know if you want any more from any other parts. Cause yâall know we probably got some. <3
#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#headcanons#headcanon#crack#jojo's bizzare adventure golden wind#bucci gang#bruabba
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We Need to Talk About Blake Belladonna
Iâve made a number of posts recently explaining how Adam successfully fooled parts of the fandom into thinking he was something he wasnât, but now I want to talk about how he also successfully fooled parts of the fandom into thinking Blake is something she isnât, because there are far too many people who seem to fundamentally misunderstand her character.
In order to make my point, Iâm going to go through some of the words Iâve seen some of those people use to refer to Blake.
âemoâ
This is one of the most common ones I see thrown around, and back at the beginning of the show I could see why. But itâs very telling when people continue to use âemoâ to describe Blake even once we find out what Blakeâs been through to make her into the person she is today, because it shifts the blame to her by dismissing her very real trauma sheâs faced as just her being âemo.â
âshyâ
This is the one that really clues me in that someone has zero clue who Blake actually is. Because youâd think that given her very first appearance is her sassing the hell out of Weiss, given the number of scalding roasts sheâs delivered, given she openly brags about knowing how to disable military-grade security systems, and given when Weiss refers to her as the âquiet oneâ in V5 Blake literally corrects this very mistake herself, that people would realise that Blake isnât shy. But I guess their desire to cling to their headcanons is stronger than their ability to pay attention to the show.
âquietâ/âpassiveâ
This is the same woman who pointed out the persistence of Faunus inequality to Ozpin during her interview to get into Beacon, humiliated the school bully in the middle of a lesson in front of the entire class, set fire to her own house in order to win a fight, and tied up a racist asshole while threatening him with immense bodily harm and had to be held back by Velvet in After the Fall. Yes, she is so quiet and passive.
âprivilegedâ/âentitledâ/âpamperedâ
Lmao she grew up living rough on the road with her parents in the White Fang and has been attending marches, protests, etc. since she was a little child, not to mention they only got the big house after Ghira became the Chieftain of Menagerie meaning she wouldnât even have lived in it hardly at all before she went home in V4 since she was once again living rough with Adamâs splinter group of the White Fang, so that doesnât scan whatsoever.
âcowardâ
I saved the best until last, youâll be pleased to know. Over the course of the show Blake has left her abuser on her own with no support system, signed up to risk her life protecting innocent people from the Grimm, chosen to try and stop the White Fang instead of staying out of the fight multiple times, put herself in danger by throwing herself between Yang and Adam and saving Yangâs life in the process, and faced her personal demon by herself on more than one occasion and gone toe to toe with him.
Those are not the actions of a coward, and falling back on an ingrained defence mechanism once because she saw someone she loved brutally maimed doesnât make her a coward, especially not when she makes the decision to fix that mistake and stop running away.
Now we get to the main point, which is that if you consider for a moment, youâll realise that almost all of those words are the kind of thing that Adam used to call Blake in order to put her down and dismiss her worth.
âRunning away again? Is that what you've become, my love? A coward?â
âWhat you want is impossible!â
âStill too afraid to face me on your own.â
âCan you do anything besides run?!â
âBut you're selfish! You're a coward!â
And several times in the show we see Blake parrot the same degradation that Adam used on her about herself. She calls herself a coward, consistently doubts her own judgement, and says that her Semblance is only good for running away, because Adam drilled those ideas into her head until she believed them herself.
The only reason that Blake is withdrawn and closed off at the start of the show is because sheâs had to learn to be that way as a defence mechanism against Adamâs abuse. But it isnât really who she is, and the countless glimpses weâve seen of her true self from the very first episode of the show should have been enough for people to figure that out.
The whole point is that Adam is totally wrong in everything he says about Blake, and by extension she is totally wrong every time she beats herself up emotionally the same way he did because he made her question herself so much that she thought only his opinion of her was correct.
Anyone who took what Adam said and Blake then quoted about her character at face value and thought it was right either just missed huge swathes of the show and doesnât have the faintest idea how to read between the lines, or just like Adam they want Blake to âbehaveâ and so they use the same bullshit rhetoric and create faults in her that donât exist to give them an excuse to hate her because sheâll never be the person they want and/or expect her to be.
To summarise for the Blake haters with the narrative comprehension of a turnip, here is a list of things that Blake is not and never has been:
emo
shy
quiet/passive
privileged/entitled/pampered
a coward
And here is a list of things that Blake is at least at the beginning of the show:
closed off
withdrawn
traumatised
No wonder yâall think her characterisation is âinconsistentâ if you donât even have the most basic understanding of what her core character traits actually are i.e. brave, compassionate, ambitious, and really goddamn dorky or the most basic knowledge of the effects that emotional abuse has on people in the first place.
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Okay so I got an ask like,
anonymous asked: whose ur favorite Hazbin character? Like your absolute #1 and why?
and technically my answer is Alastor, but Sir Pent is such a close second that I gave my reasons for him too in that ask, and now Iâm making a second post about Alastor.
Reasons I really like Alastor but like, only slightly more than Sir Pent:
- Honestly âI can suck ya dickâ *IMMEDIATE BRAIN BREAK FACE* is probably the moment I, like, mentally latched on to Alastorâs character, and at that point I donât think I even knew yet that the creator had said he was ace. It just... I could feel the aceness in my soul. Like that thing where Jedi run into somebody and go âoh youâre strong in the Force, I can tell.â That was just such a perfect and succinct ace joke, and by that I mean like it feels like a joke from an ace perspective. Like it was so relatable.
- tbh half my reasons for liking Alastor are âoh thatâs relatable,â which is hilarious, because like... I donât like characters because I relate to them, ever, but because I think theyâre interesting in their strange/different ways. Alastor is the sole exception I can think of where half the reasons I like him is because I look at him and go âoh big mood.â Other ace or aro characters Iâve seen in the past just make me go âoh... okay. cool. nice, representation for meâ and then I donât really care about them. Alastor, though, the SECOND I learned he was ace, something in my brain went âFUCK YES. ONE OF OURS.â I immediately sat down and started writing a character study fic about Alastor being ace/aro in the exact same precise way that Iâm ace/aro, and that was even before we got confirmation that he was aro. I was ready to go all in on him anyway.
- Half the reason I like his ace/aro-ness when I donât care about it as much on other characters is because like... usually, when you get an ace/aro character, it goes one of two ways:
1) their entire character is built around/âin tune withâ their ace/aro-ness, in a way. Most obvious when you have the stereotypical ârobot/alien that cannot love,â but also seen in âcharacter that is naive and pure and innocent and lustless,â âcharacter that acts like an actual literal child,â âcharacter that acts like a bad autism cliche,â âcharacter thatâs too cold or cruel or emotionless to feel love,â etc. And thatâs boring, when theyâre only ace/aro because the writer cannot imagine a character Like That being any other way, or because the writer cannot imagine an ace/aro being Any Other Way.Â
Or, 2) theyâre written as âtoo normal,â as in, like, NOTHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY or life experiences or anything seems shaped AT ALL by the fact that they do not share an internal sense of lust and/or romance that most of the rest of the human species not only has, but also is obsessed with.
And Alastor falls in neither camp. Heâs gregarious and talkative and puts on little performances wherever he goes, and he obnoxiously butts in on somebody elseâs group project by begging for an opportunity to help out and then obnoxiously volunteers his friends who hate him to help with the group project, and heâs manipulative and dangerous and secretive and violent, and he hides his emotions and he disguises when heâs feeling weak... and also the quickest way to throw him off his game is to make a sexual pass at him because heâs blindsided so hard by it that itâs like for a moment there he forgot that sex exists.
And thatâs what I want to see. A character whose personality isnât based on/tied into his ace/aro-ness, BUT we can clearly see his character IS INFLUENCED by the fact that he views the world through a completely different lens from everyone else.
I can imagine that Alastor had to puzzle through What Is Love/What Is Desire, purely on a psychological âwhatâs going on inside other peopleâs heads?â level, as an outside observer incapable of participating it and trying to understand it based on anecdotes and fictionalized accounts and descriptions and conversations, comparing it to the emotions inside his own head and trying to go âso itâs kind of like this feeling plus that one and those, but More, and Different, and in that Other Direction.â I can imagine that as a kid Alastor âdecidedâ to have crushes because he knew it was about that time it should be starting, and it hadnât happened by then, so maybe what he needs to do is pick whoever he thinks is best-looking and get going with the crushing on them, right? I can imagine that Alastor spent his teen years waiting for his desires to âturn onâ the way they did for everyone else, and being slightly puzzled when they took so long, but also okay with it because the more he thought about it the more it seemed like it was probably a nuisanceâno one around him was someone heâd like to be attracted toâso he was fine with the fact it was taking so long, and he sort of assumed that it wasnât because he didnât have the capacity for desire but because none of his peers were desirable to him. I can imagine that he had his first kiss at like fifteen and thought it was horrible and gagged on it, and within an hour decided this was absolutely hilarious.
I can imagine Alastor having all these experiencesâwhich are experiences I had. Iâve never seen another ace/aro character I can easily and naturally imagine having a single experience in common with me. Because no other ace/aro characters feel to me like ace/aro characters. Theyâre either characters with an ace/aro sticker arbitrarily and meaninglessly slapped on them, or theyâre a walking stereotype about lovelessness.
- Besides Alastorâs spectacular Asexuelle Paniqueâ˘Â face, the other single line that made me latch onto him was âWhy does anyone do anything? Sheer! Absolute! Boredom!â There are some very specific character types that Iâm an absolute sucker for, and one of them is: extremely powerful character, at the top of their game, unstoppable and uncontrollable and unmatched, a loner who likes it that way, BUT theyâre bored as hell, either because theyâve met all their goals or because they donât know how to set anyâand the boredom is eating them up inside, itâs driving them slowly mad, the sheer tedium of trying to fill one day after another with nothing to do is weighing down on them, if depression is usually compared to a heavy rain then this depression is like an endless empty waiting room, or depression like solitary confinement, or depression like an unmoving sun shining on an infinite flat desert, the depression of a completely empty hollow life leveled flat by infinite interminable boredom, a boredom they would do ANYTHING to get rid of, a boredom thatâs like a withdrawal, a boredom that makes your hands shake and your pulse quicken with desperate need for the drug to stave off the withdrawal symptoms, but god, you donât even know what the drug IS, you just know you NEED it, some form of stimulation, ANY stimulation, youâre going mad in this empty desert with your hands trembling and the withdrawal clouding your mindâ
Have I mentioned that I have ADHD? Did you know that untreated ADHD can result in depression specifically due to chronic mental understimulation? I keep telling myself âbruh, donât headcanon Alastor as having ADHD, you donât even headcanon that he has any other traits that line up with ADHD symptoms,â but like. That one line. âSheer! Absolute! Boredom!â I felt that in my very bones. There is desperation in that man. There is desperation in him that speaks to me like nothing else does. Like to the point that if it turns out that Alastor secretly DOES have a secret evil manipulative scheme going on Iâm going to be annoyed/disappointed specifically because his driving motive isnât boredom, lmao.
Anyway I feel for characters like that. I like to explore that desperate despairing boredom. I like to force them through that understimulation withdrawal, drive them to do stupid wild desperate things to try to get the stimulation they need. And then, when Iâm feeling nice, I like to help them find a cure. Usually I imagine the cure is âdude, youâre such a loner that youâve cut yourself off from the rest of the human race, you have NO human connections, even when youâre technically interacting with other people youâre still completely emotionally isolated inside your own shell. Make some goddamn friends and start to care about other people and their lives and youâll find that the act of having other people exist in your world who matter to you will give you that stimulation youâre desperately missing.â Because these desperately bored characters are also desperately emotionally isolated. And they might be happy/content in their isolationâbut theyâre not doing anything to cure their own understimulation like that.
(âHey OP is that how you cured your understimulation?â nah I got ADHD meds.)
- Remember everything that I just said about how much I love that Alastor is aro? Well forget everything I just said. Chuck it out the window. Bye.
So every once in a while I find a character that, for whatever reason, I really, really, really want to see pining. I want them to be in love, and I want it to be unrequited, and I want it to go on for years. I want them sobbing in private and then hiding it completely when they face anyone else. I want them to hurt so bad they feel like they canât breathe. I want them unable to think about anything but their beloved. I want it festering inside them like an infected wound. I want it to hurt. Forever.
(âHey OP do you uh, do you ever, yknow, want them to get their loved one?â yeah sure whatever)
For some reason, Alastor is one of those characters. Why? I dunno. I havenât figured out my mental pattern on these ones yet. Maybe itâs specifically because itâs so incongruous with his outward appearance/and attitude. Maybe itâs because heâd do a really really good job at hiding it, but also I think heâs probably kind of a mess inside under his mask, and I think adding unrequited desire under that mask would mess him up anymore in really spectacular ways. Like a china cabinet that shifted in an earthquake so that if you open all the doors all the plates will fall out and break, except theyâre already all broken inside of the china cabinet, but heâs in denial about that as long as he doesnât open the door. I dunno, Iâm speculating.
- On that note: I feel like heâs probably, like, hypercompetent and super powerful and super successful on the outside, but actually heâs a sort of screwed up dork whoâs got no idea what heâs doing. (I present the furby organ as supporting evidence.) I like extremely powerful deeply feared dorks, ESPECIALLY when they have no idea what theyâre doing.
- Also, affable villains. Totally friendly/sociable and totally evil.
- I dig his weird radio schtick. Like, Radio Stuff isnât a thing I specifically like about characters, but on him I think itâs cool. Character gimmicks that can go a lot of ways and that you can do a lot of stuff with in character development are fun.
I think that covers all the important bases.
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For the fan-fic writer questions: what is your favorite fic that youâve written? What are some headcannons you have for your favorite character to write? I also saw you mention OCs! If you feel like it, could you share a little about them? I love hearing about peopleâs OCs!! No pressure to answer all of these!
First of all, I apologize for not responding to this sooner. When I was writing my reply for the first time (it was quite long and almost finished), my computer became unplugged and since my computer is really old, the battery doesnât work anymore. Whenever my computer isnât plugged in, it wonât turn on or itâll immediately shut off. I was REALLY upset when this happened and I lost my entire reply to your Ask; looking at my computer and my own stupidity for not using a Word document first was getting on my nerves so I needed a break.
Second of all, AAAAHHHH SOMEBODY ELSE SENT ME AN ASK!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! YOUâRE AMAZING!!!!! <3 <3 <3 *coughs* Sorry, got a bit overexcited there. Thank you for sending in an Ask! I donât get very many in, so Iâll respond to all of the questions as best as I can! <3
 What is your favourite fic that youâve written? : Oof, this early on and weâre already picking favourites? :D Iâll have to go with, âRight Nowâ, written for Day 3 of Commander Fox Week. I spent the most time working on this one, so it more perfected than the other two Iâve done so far. I like how I portrayed Fox as having to be cold and uncaring because of the position heâs in, but he still cares even if he doesnât know how to show it all the time. Iâve received praise for my depiction of grief, so that was a major sigh of relief for me. I also got to write my first OC, who has garnered positive attention and has led to me writing a series of one-shots based off of him and his squad. It may be the one that has gotten the least amount of attention on the sites Iâve posted it, but Iâm still very proud of it and the attention it has gotten.
What are some headcanons you have for your favourite character to write? : Iâll be doing Fox. Heâs the character Iâve written the most. If youâd like headcanons of other characters, just send in another ask (shameless, I know)! 1. Fox doesnât like Palpatine. Thereâs just always been something... off about him. Palpatine feels manipulative and slimy to Fox, even in the earlier times of the war and it only got worse as it went on. From what Fox has observed, he also felt that Palpatineâs relationship with Anakin was a bit disturbing. 2. This headcanon is inspired by @koyacyi-vode. Foxâs remaining batchmates are Cody and Wolffe. The three are very close and take care of each other as much as they can. They are also the only two of Foxâs brothers who can ALWAYS tell when heâs lying. Whenever Cody or Wolffe (or both, but itâs rare) are on Coruscant, they always will meet up with Fox. Whether to annoy him in his office to take a break, get a drink, or something else is dependent on Foxâs mood, to be honest. I still like to read other options of who his batchmates are, though! 3. Besides his batchmates, Fox is closest Thorn. As he is also a commander in the Coruscant Guard, him, Stone, and Thire best know why he acts cold and uncaring (besides Cody and Wolffe, obviously). Thorn managed to stay more relaxed than Fox and is better at taking care of himself, so heâs made it his personal mission to annoy Fox into taking care of himself when Cody or Wolffe arenât available. He is the only person besides the previously two listed that can get away with annoying Fox a lot and Thorn has no qualms about comming Cody or Wolffe to yell at Fox for neglecting himself.
I also saw you mention OCs! If you feel like it, could you share a little about them? I love hearing about peopleâs OCs!! : You want to hear about my OCs? :â) Alright, so the two that donât exist in Star Wars Canon are Duke and Morale. The three that exist (killed by Barriss Offee to frame Ahsoka), but had no names or personalities are Ghost, Sketch, and Throwpillow. Together, they make up Spark Squad. Sketch is the unofficial leader of the squad. He acts the oldest out of all of them and is almost constantly exasperatingly rolling his eyes at his batchmates. For the most part, Sketch is a pretty serious person, but heâll let loose around his batchmates and he comforts them when they need it. Heâs not the best with his words, but heâll give hugs and sketch cute little pictures on anything he can find to cheer them up. Ghost is very quiet. He doesnât like talking very much, isnât comfortable with physical affection with anyone besides his batchmates, and is comparing himself to his batchmates a lot. For the most part, Ghost had always been drawn to people with confidence in themselves. He is much better with words than Sketch is, but is very shy about, and is typically the one that others go to when they want words with their comfort. Ghost also has a talent of making himself appear blend into crowds. Throwpillow likes being active the most out of all of his batchmates. He is really good at pushing himself and others to the limit. Throwpillow is also terrible at comforting someone; even with brothers like Sketch and Ghost, itâs just not his thing. He can listen and do his best to empathize, but he has no idea what to say and hugs with him are almost always awkward. Heâs much better at keeping them active to keep whatever is troubling out of their mind. Originally, Throwpillowâs name was Pillow because after long nights of ranting, his batchmates found him soft enough to sleep on. After an incident with Commander Fox (which Iâll be writing a one-shot about in my Spark Squad series!), his name became Throwpillow. If Sketch took on the role of big brother, Duke took up the role of overprotective big brother. He loves his brothers and would do anything for them, at his own expense included. Like Throwpillow, heâs a good listener but doesnât know what to say to comfort someone; he is very good at giving hugs though, even if it does make him a bit uncomfortable. His comfort comes second to his brothers. That ankle he broke to push Pillow out of harmsâ way? Better his ankle than Pillowâs. Stealing materials to sketch on and with so Sketch wouldnât get caught and he would? They need him here to lead the squad; Duke can afford to be caught. Late nights spent reassuring Ghost that he didnât need to keep comparing himself to others and bringing himself down? At least Ghost will get some sleep after, even if he doesnât. Back talking that Kaminoan the day he didnât come back? Worth it if Morale wouldnât cry about it later. Morale is the most optimistic out of the entire squad. If thereâs a positive in the situation, he WILL find it and tell it to others with a wide grin on his face to keep up morale. Heâs amazing at keeping others happy, but itâs extremely easy to make him sad. Heâs good at hiding it, though. He wants to make everyone else feel as if they have a chance and he views his sadness as selfish. He is viewed by the other four as their youngest, and they all do what they can to keep him happy, while he makes others happy. He is the last man standing of Spark Squad.
I donâ know how to end this, so thanks again for the Ask! <3 I hope it wasnât too long! xD
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Mapping La Sirena
Welcome one and all to the Mapping La Sirena Project!
If you are a fan of Star Trek: Picard and you would like to know more about the showâs most prominent ship, to check out floor plans and screencaps, and to discuss theories about the layout of this magnificent vessel, this is will be the place for you!
(Long, slightly rambly introduction and masterpost after the cut ;] )
Hi! My name is Lili and Iâve been a fan of pretty much all things Star Trek ever since I started watching Voyager at the tender age of 6. Besides the sometimes goofy, often brilliant storytelling and the wonderful characters, I always loved the worldbuilding of these shows - and in particularly the starships.
When Star Trek: Picard started airing a few months ago, I was immediately drawn to the main ship, La Sirena. The mixture of the monumental physical set, judiciously used CGI, and sheer attention to detail made me fall madly in love with this little mermaid, and I wanted to find out every little thing about her that I possibly could. And since I imagine, Iâm not the only one who feels this way, I decided to take you all on this journey with me!
What am I doing here?
As a reader and writer of fanfic, I know how helpful it can be to have a clear sense of the location your story is set in. When I realized that a good month after the final episode of ST:PIC season one aired, there still was no floor plan of La Sirena easily found on the web (easily = using my very limited googling-skills), I figured somebody had to sit down and do it. And apparently, that somebody was me. (May the gods help us all =D)
So, I sat myself down, and over the course of a few long days screencapped every single last scrap of Sirena that appears on the show. I now have a library of reference images and will post my progress as I work through them, trying to determine questions about the general layout of this ship, the details of its architecture and furnishings and all the questions that still remain. By the end of it, I am pretty confident that I will have a mostly accurate floorplan of the set that was used on the show (at least the parts of it that were shown to us thus far). We might even end up with the basis for a plan of the ship as it would exist in-universe (more on the movie set vs. âreal placeâ issue later).
The following soon-to-be-links might give you an idea of what I plan to post over the next few months and Iâll keep adding links to this post as I go. So, without (even more) ado: Have fun exploring La Sirena!
Schematics & Floor Plans
A very crude first sketch
Official Set plan
We finally have an official set plan from the Ready Room!
A First Deeper Look at the Ready Room set plans
Centred Floor Plans from Set Me Up + cross section & more designs
Layout of the Captainâs Quarters
Shape and size
How large is La Sirena as seen on the show and is she larger on the inside?
Upper Deck
The Bridge
Where is the Holodeck?
Picardâs Study
Transporter Pad and Engine
The Trouble with Locating the Quarters/Conference Room
Crew Quarters
Captainâs Quarters
A closer Look at the windows
Conference room
The Mysterious Back End of the Ship
Crates, Tanks, Boxes, and Miscellania
Lower Deck
The Mess
Sickbay: Pt. 1: Size and Construction; Pt. 2: Furniture
So Many Nets
The Wall Problem, aka. Mysterious Nonexistent Corridors
Cargo Bay and other Speculative Spaces
Is there a dedicated cargo bay at the back of the ship?
Where are the rest of the crew quarters hidden?
Overall Design and Technological Aspects
A quick rundown of the Engine placement and history
Some Considerations
Tv Set vs . Starship
The set of La Sirena is just that, a tv set. When building a set, there are many constraints of time, budget, and practicality that will force the creatives to make decisions that will not always make sense when mapped onto a ârealâ starship. Take, for example, the fact that the Captainâs Quarters and the Conference Room were likely filmed in the same physical set, just redressed for the occasion.
Of course, there can always be Watsonian explanations for these kinds of incongruities and Iâd love to hear peopleâs takes or read fics about them (after all, the entirety of La Sirena is apparently equipped with holoemitters, so I suppose technically, anything is possible).
But I am sticking with the Doylian âitâs a movie setâ approach and will generally ignore these kinds of problems when trying to draft an in-universe-accurate floorplan of what we can know of the ship so far. I will be very diligent about pointing out whenever I handwave anything, though, so if you want to stick as closely to what we actually see on the whoe, youâll know which parts of my analysis/headcanon to disregard ;)
Questions about âsilly little detailsâ
I have spend a ridiculous amount of time on this little project so far and in the course of it have gotten pretty familiar with a lot of aspects of the interior and exterior of this amazing starship. If you have any questions regarding details about what we can see of La Sirena on the show, please ask me and I will do my best to help! I absolutely love digging into the really nitpicky, tiny little scraps of information, and at this point, I can probably tell you straight away which scene might provide the info youâre looking for or whether there likely is no answer and youâll have to get creative. So if you donât feel like scrubbing through the entire 10 episodes of Picard to find out, say, the colour of the plates produced by Sirenaâs replicators, please shoot me an ask, Iâm always utterly delighted to help! (Theyâre white, btw.)
And just to make clear what I mean by âtiny little detailsâ: in the course of writing some of my stories, I have collected answers to such important questions as
On which side of the desk does Rios have his chair? (Both)
How many cups are on the shelf next to the replicators? (4, even when one of them is currently in use)
Could a football roll under the railing on the upper deck and fall down into the mess hall anywhere but where the stairs go down? (No, there is a raised edge all around the rim that would catch it. Bouncing would work, though, since the space between the railing bars is large enough.)
Could I just say âFuck it, Iâll just write it however, because it really doesnât matter at all?â Yes. Would it be better for my sanity? Probably. Will I still keep trying to figure out as much about this crazy little ship as I possibly can at every turn? You betcha! So, no question is too silly, please ask away!!
A Quick Thought on Fanfic and âAccuracyâ
This whole project started because whenever I write fanfic or make up stories set on La Sirena, my brain keeps insisting that we need to know which side of the mess hall the replicators are on! We need to know where exactly the holodeck is located and whether a football could fall to the lower deck through the railing. I would never hold anyone to these standards of âaccuracyâ - in fact I frequently donât hold myself to these standards. Fic is for creative expression, so if in your imagination, La Sirena is twice the size of what we see in the show and has a ton of additional rooms and features, I would love to read that story! I want to create a resource for anyone looking for Sirena references to get inspired, not to point out inconsistencies or canon-divergence in lovingly created fanworks. I hope it comes across that way =)
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She ra reboot Bow headcanon
 Just a disclaimer - this is just a headcanon, Iâm not suggesting itâs canon in the show or will be in the future (the showrunners can do as they please with their characters) but this is something Iâve been toying with in my head for a little while now:Â
In my mind, this version of Bow is a trans guy First of all, His âtotally practical crop top armorâ covers his chest area specifically and he even covers this area when bathing:Â
And he also does this with his dance clothes:Â
My thinking is that heâs proud of his body, particularly his muscles and likes to show them off but heâs not comfortable showing his chest for some reason - that reason could be scarring or because he was brought up around women and girls. Heâs Glimmerâs childhood friend after all and says âyouâre all princesses around here, Iâm like... the only one whoâs not a princessâ
For one reason or another, the area Bow and Glimmer grew up in doesnât have many men and boys (perhaps theyâre fighting in the war effort? Although women fight too in their universe so Iâm not sure about this explanation). Bow asserts his masculinity but was socialized around women and maybe taught that showing your chest is improper. It could be that Bow was born female (hence him sticking around/ being protected in this kingdom) but later realized he identified as male which everyone was cool with and he began presenting as such + perhaps always covers his chest to alleviate dysphoria. Bow was also the only one with an entirely positive view of Seahawk when the best friend squad first met him and remains in awe of him throughout the episode - Sea Hawk presents an obviously strong masculine ideal in his appearance, being the first male character we meet besides Bow thatâs central to the story/ isnât just a side character, and I think Bow wanted to be noticed and accepted by him. As a trans man, myself, I can say that being recognized by others of your gender as your real self is incredibly euphoric.Â
Ultimately, I love Bow as a character and whether cis or trans, Iâm very glad that thereâs a character out there showing that men and boys donât have to fit a specific mold - they can be highly compassionate and emotive and have lots of female friends & support women & also be strong and secure in their masculinity. Bow isnât shy about the love he has for his friends and heâs the first to trust Adora when sheâs still a prisoner of theirs, but heâs also able to kick butt on the battlefield - all of these qualities exist in the same male character and itâs fantastic!
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Hi there Miss Squiggles! Lately Iâve been looking through the amazing bouquet you and the gang have made together, and I kinda wish to add my own Rose, but I have a few questions: does the Roseâs name have to have some mention of roses and foxes, since there is the Remnant color-naming system, or is it just a name hearkening to a Rose? I was a bit unsure about that. Also love everything that youâre doing, youâre a huge inspiration to me!
âSup Beaver. Pleased to meet ya, fam.
The Roses in the Gardenof Roses are iterations of the Rose Fox Character which derived from a Pineheadheadcanon where OscarPine has another Rose in his life withwhom he shares a close-relationship with besides Ruby Rose (be in the past orpresently). Since the CRWBY have alluded to Oscar drawinginspiration from The LittlePrince, the RoseFox character is meant to embody both the Rose (or rather the Fake Rose as Miki-chan rightfully put it)and the Fox from the tale.
To explain, here is a description of themeaning behind the Rose FoxCharacter:
ââŚAs most of us Rosegardening Pineheads haveinterpreted, aspects of The Little Prince story is being used to influenceOscarâs story. In the Little Prince, the Prince was in love with a Rose; asingle red rose that had blossomed on his home planet.
The Rose was very vain and made the Princebelieve that she was the only rose in existence but to the Princeâsdisappointment, he learns that the Rose had lied to him when he discoveredother roses during his travels off-world. This revelation greatly upsets thePrince.
However the Prince soon meets a wise red Fox.The Prince befriends this fox and it is through its teachings that the Princeultimately learns that his rose was his one true love. The only rose thatmattered to him because he loved her.
Rolling with this thought, I wanted to createa character that embodied the Fox from the Little Prince along with the lastingmessage he left on the Prince. But then I decided to take that concept a stepfurther by also having this character draw inspiration from the Rose from thestory as well.
As Pineheads, we all know that the Rose inOscarâs storyâthe one he is meant to fall in love with and be his one true Roseis of course going to be our silver eyed protagonist: Ruby Rose. As establishedby the series, Ruby and Oscar have grown close within the span of two seasonswith their relationship destined to blossom further going into the Atlas Arc.Whether that means a very trusting close friendship or a beautiful romance isat the call of the CRWBY Writers.
That being said, this squiggle meister wantedto toy with the idea of ⌠what if âŚOscar had another Rose in his life who he shared a strong connectionwith. It is this Rose who ends up challenging Ruby on her relationship andfeelings toward Oscar.
As the other Rose, this character provokesRuby as she is another person that Oscar is very close to, who he couldpotentially be love in love with even given their bond. However as the Fox,this character will not only help Oscar to see his true feelings but also Rubyas well. As a matter of fact, the true purpose of Rose Fox character is to aidboth our Rosebuds in realizing what they truly mean to one anotherâŚâ
This is pretty much how the Garden blossomed.It is a multiverse of lovely RWBY original characters based around this type of character.To read up more on the origins of Rose FoxCharacter, check out this posthere. So to answer your questions:
Your Rosedoesnât necessarily have to be named âRoseâor even have the name âRoseâ in theirname (for example: Mikiâs Ianthe Regem) but to keep things cohesive, it would be great for them to have a name that at least alludesto the rose or a particular type of rose since this character is meant to be another Rose to Oscar in their story.
For example, in the case of my Rose, I namedher Rose, short for Rosaline, on purpose for the sake of her sharing the word Rose in her name with Ruby Rose. In the storyI created for my Rose in her universe, as the OtherRose sheâs meant to be Rubyâsrivalâthe one who challenges her on her feelingsand relationship with Oscar. Sheâs also another Rose for others to compare Rubyto (who wasnât her mother Summer Rose) so having the two share that trait intheir name fit perfectly.
Your Rosehas to be a fox Faunus; as explained in thedescription of the Rose Fox Character. It doesnât matter what kind of fox sheis (red, arctic, fennec, marble, grey, kit, etc), just so long as sheâs a foxand her Faunus trait is entirely up to you. It could be her ears, tail, justclaws and fangs, etc.
Hope that provides you with the answers yourneed Beaver. Thank you so much for your lovely comments. Iâm pleased to hearthat youâve been enjoying all of the Garden content and find it inspirational. That means alot.Â
Honestly I canât take all the credit. This multiverse wouldnât be a multiverse without my Garden fam. It amazes and inspires me each time I see these awesome folks share their awesometastic Garden art and fanfics. Ly, Chels, Miki and now Nyka and Cloud have made this whole experience fun along with the interest and support from everyoneelse who have enjoyed our ideas and content thus far. It still kind of floors me to this day how far this has come from whereit all started. Hope the fun continues to runsmoothly and Iâm eager to see what else blossoms from this RWBY multiverse ofours.
I hope youâll have fun too Beavs once your Rosehas been born. Looking forward to meeting her and letting the other Roses meether too.
@lookyeekiti @che1sea-xiao-long @miki-13 @nykamito-x @cloudburst-paint-water
Meet Beaver-sen everyone and brace yourself mâfriends, it appears a new Rose may be bloomingin the Garden soon. Our 7th Rose may be coming soon.Â
~LittleMissSquiggles(2019)
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Amazon releases the Boom! Buffy a day earlier than its published date - I thought it was just a fluke with the first digital copy, but I preordered the second issue and it happened again.
Buckle down internets, here are some mildly quick reactions to issue 2 of the Boom! reboot
okay, so the preview panels are fun to guess about and theorize but wow, dialogue really puts everything in context and all of the supposed drama that I was thinking/okay reading other peopleâs thoughts re: what was going to happen -- I was wrong about pretty much everything except for Buffy disliking Joyceâs boyfriend. Of a year.Â
who is probably most likely not evil or going to die in a horrible fashion ...right?
Nice meeting you Eric.
The pacing of this issue is just as quick as the first one - I feel because there are so many characters and such a rich mythology to draw from, that thereâs going to be a long run of introducing all of them into the Boom!verse before there is a long sustained arc - that we meet 2-3 new characters each issue and then get a corner piece of the overall puzzle.
This is both good and bad - because it can be overwhelming to a new reader who may not have seen the show and is experiencing Buffy for the very first time in comic form, but for a long time fan like myself - these little introductory drips make me really impatient for what comes next. I just want to collect all the Scoobies and get to the story!
The new additions - Eric and Rose donât strike me as anything more than love interests currently and are appropriately supportive of Joyce and Willow.Â
Theyâre more like cameos but I hope they will get fleshed out in future issues.
Onto canon characters-
Cordelia, Cordelia, Cordelia. In full Queen C/Tracey Flick mode. The twist is that there is no animosity between her and Willow, and Cordelia is that rare popular person whoâs actually nice to everyone which is so not how popular media portrays high school to be. I know! Willow envies Cordelia but itâs not due to any messy romance issues, itâs because she thinks Cordelia is so much nicer, smarter and more beautiful. Rose sweetly reminds her that she is all that too.
So for everyone who was worried that just because Willow wears crop tops now she isnât the awkward insecure muppet skinning sweetheart from the show --- she still is.
Cordeliaâs confidence and charisma have been amped to 11 in the Boom!verse - sheâs running for class president and already has been Ms. Sunnydale 2017 and 2018. In a conversation with Spike, she also reveals that she doesnât care what other people think about her.
Itâs interesting in this introduction of Cordelia- sheâs the most overtly confident, with it character so far - Buffy has that whole secret identity sheâs poorly keeping and burgeoning slayer powers, which leads to prickly independence and sassing of authority figures and also a remarkable lack of knowing how to read a room, Willow has self-doubt about her own worth, and Xander -- well those blue boxes were his blogs and feelings of alienation the entire time. Theyâre three separate characters that are drifting alone in the same direction, whereas Cordelia has the appearance of popularity, beauty, and connecting to others. So ...pretty parallel to the show actually.
Robin - similar to Cordelia in the confidence department - heâs also super smooth - the closing distance between him and Buffy in each descending panel was a nice touch. Buffy, who is already on edge for inadvertently showing off her slayer speed to the track coach, mistakenly thinks Robin is flirting with her - which he neatly turns around into a compliment and a flirt. It was cute, but I want to know why he fell off a roof.
But back to that other meet cute - Cordelia spots a few of her campaign balloons floating around Sunnydale woods and because sheâs environmentally minded, runs to catch them.
Spike is lurking in the woods. As you do.
This dialogue:
Whatâs a nice British guy like you lurking around high school campuses for?
Luring girls like you into the woods.
What big eyes you have, Grandmother.
Cordelia does not interrogate Spike further about why heâs hanging out in the woods and even offers him a ride -- but this is brushed off due to Cordeliaâs belief that paranoia is pointless -Â â..whatâs the point in assuming everyone is out to getcha?â
Oh you sweet summer child.
Theyâre all so young, Gandalf. *sniff
And Spike knows her name, so thatâs going to end up real well.
I thought it was both believable and telling that Xanderâs blog box wrote âGirls donât even have to try to be likable. A friendly smile, and they have anyone wrapped around their finger.â
Spoken like a boy who doesnât know anything about girls. But heâs in pain and weâve seen what happens when people are in pain and donât reach out - as quickly as the Scooby Gang assembled in the first issue, they are distant from each other in this issue as other characters are introduced. Xander is constantly shown as an outsider looking wistfully at Willow/Rose and Cordelia. And the chat group with Buffy/Willow, he really feels left out. I honestly hope they donât go down the path Jonathan did in Earshot with Xanderâs characterization, but that last ominous blog box - When am I gonna finally get what I want? <shades of school shooter Iâm just saying thereâs media precedence>
And finally, to Anya and Drusilla - theyâre the keepers of the Spooky and hint at an arc - what brought them to Sunnydale in the first place. Drusilla knows Anya is a demon and canât be tortured or killed, and Anya tricks Drusilla with a psychology trick, which -- Iâm not sure I like, but I will admit I laughed at Anyaâs smug expression in the last panel. Bet you feel real dumb right now -- indeed. Iâm going to calm down on the theorizing of future previews because they are misleading without dialogue.Â
So future issue: JENNY CALENDAR (Year Book Club will now be meeting in Ms. Calendarâs classroom in Room 106), the school play is Phantom of the Opera (could be worse. could be Cats.) and thereâs a sinkhole in the Science Wing.
And thereâs a gossip girl style bulletin at the beginning of the issue:
Ok, guys, NEW SCHOOL YEAR UPDATE! Thereâs a new student named Buffy and she seems SUPER cool, but also, like, super introverted? Btw I am GREAT at talking to introverts, but she spends all her time in the library with the hot dad librarian. Weird. Also, I hear she walks around a lot at night STABBING PEOPLE. Who does that? Maybe she just needs a new friend to show her that stabbing is bad!
Immediate headcanon: this is Harmony writing these updates. Also Xanderâs blog has only three followers.Â
Final verdict - theyâre still hammering out characterizations and the tone of the story, but I dislike that the Scooby Gang has basically evaporated in the second issue and that the cameos of the love interests donât really add anything to the story except to announce their existence. Eric is totally not going to bite it at any time.
Buffy basically only hangs out in the library and hasnât attempted to make any other friends besides Xander and Willow, there is no Dawn (and no Mr. Gordo, this is outrageous), Cordeliaâs charm offensive makes me think sheâs going to reveal herself as a Mayor Wilkins type later on but until then, shine on you crazy diamond. Giles is there to be annoyed at Buffy and I find myself in that odd position of being both on their sides but mostly like Giles, get your feet off the table, Buffy. I was hoping to find out more about when Buffy started training with Giles - theyâre definitely not close yet, still very much in the Iâm just doing this because I have to and why donât you take your sacred calling more seriously, you frivolous American teenage girl phase. But yeah, sheâs bratty to both Joyce and Giles.
Willow and Rose were there to be cute, and thatâs appreciated but again - Rose didnât really bring anything meaningful to the storyline.
Also yeah thereâs a giant bat monster that kills vampires loose in Sunnydale.
Must be Tuesday.
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