#i love it when i fucking COOK
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i was agonising over who i’d cast as fafnir’s english voice actor and then the answer came to me in a dream: shohreh aghdashloo.
#sev.screams#sev.archive#archive: fafnir#she voiced grayson in arcane btw#which is pretty much how i imagine fafnir’s voice to sound like#breathing fire would do a number on your throat#so sounding like she smokes 4 packs a day makes sense#i love it when i fucking COOK
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chimera vivi batch of stuff #1million
#mostly just redrawing over dunmeshi panels and cooking up lore recently#im having the time of my life over here folks#and before u ask : no that blurb on the last one isnt bella's tattle for her#goombella goes into much more detail than that . she fucking YAPS about chimera vivian#so thoser just cliffnotes for that one ability#ill write out her actual tattle when i get around to making a game accurate ref for this vivian#for now though.doodles to heal the soul#paper mario the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#paper mario#ttyd#vivian#vivian ttyd#goombella#goombella ttyd#mario#chimera vivian#vivibella#implied marvibella#we love a collective polycule freakout moment
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i think the dead cells show would've been a lot better if it had more characters from the game in the show. surprisingly, it sometimes comes frustratingly close to including a cool character from the game, but just.. doesn't.
for example, in episode 6 the main characters get trapped in a "time loop"/weird hypnosis thing by someone.
and when they break out of the time loop they wake up in a clock tower, which looks like this:
dead cells also has a clock tower! it looks like this, and in it lives The Time Keeper, who uses time magic to create time loops.
so then, surely, this episode is about The Time Keeper? and that's her in the first picture, with a different outfit...?
WRONGGGG!!!!!!!!!
that is the character "Indexa", who does not exist in the game. Besides her name and appearance, she has no other traits that differentiate her from the The Time Keeper from the game. The Time Keeper does not appear anywhere in the show.
it would have been literally such an easy change - to keep the original design and name! in my honest opinion, it would have done the show a favor - there are basically only TWO characters that are from the game! the rest is made up!
so WHYYYY THE HELL DIDN'T THEY PUT TIME KEEPER IN!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE BOOTLEG DEAD CELLS CHARACTERS YOU'RE MAKING THE DEAD CELLS SHOW!! ABOUT DEAD CELLS!!!
BOOOO!!!
p.s. and i hate indexas dumb ass bow and arrow that she never even fucking fires!!!!!!!!
#dead cells#the time keeper#dead cells immortalis#ive been staring at those last 2 paragraphs for like 20 min being so angry i didnt even know what to write#RAHHHH#i know this is not that big a deal but like im just thinking#what the fuck were they cooking#'oh boy i love it when my beloved character gets remade into an ugly design with a joke name and no interesting changes or iterations!'#SAID NO ONE IN THE WORLD EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#txt#long post
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geto and a reader with capnolagnia (a fetish/attraction to the smell of cigarette smoke/the act of smoking) and so everytime he wants some puss, he steps out for a few and comes back REEKING of it.
he loves doing it at movie theatres, restaurants, sometimes before he comes to visit you at work or before entering your house. any excuse to make you hot and bothered that inevitably leads to him being dragged to the bathroom or bedroom, sometimes not even bothering to hide it and just doing it right there as discreetly as possible.
he just loves the stark contrast when you go from bright, smiling, and cheery to furrowed brows and rustling thighs. mouth all but watering as you fuck the man to oblivion behind your eyes, before finally pouncing on him.
geto has also certainly fucked you WHILE smoking... slow lazy thrusts as he watches the ash flutter down to rest on your torso. smearing it with his hands as he slides it up to play with your nipple idly. putting the filter to your lips to inhale. all before he's locking your lips with his, grabbing each of your shoulders so hard his nails dig into your flesh. inhaling the smoke from your mouth as he pulls you down towards his hips. his leisurely pace turned cruel and hyper. fucking you like a rabbit who's only goal is to finish before it's heart gives out.
he gets so needy as he exhales the remainder of smoke across your face, watching your expressions as he drills into you ruthlessly. he may be using you like a toy right now, but after a little clean up, when he's put his briefs back on and you're in his shirt, you'll step out onto the back porch for a proper smoke. cuddling on the sun bed and passing the cigarette back and forth. staring up at the stars as you ramble about nothing special as you both bask in the afterglow of your ecstasy... and once you're back inside, who knows? maybe you'll be going at it again.
#★tiff.wrote?!★#★tiff.talks★#this was gonna be a 'hear me out' to 1 of my fav jjk authors but i stopped when i realized i was cooking & spent an xtra hr fleshing it out#i know this is super niche and self indulgent and most people nowadays prefer weed to cigs but not me!!#btw I'M the reader with capnolagnia... it's so bad. random ppl will be smoking and i start getting wet#it's nothing fancy nor proofread nor organized but!!! its out there now!!!#anywho geto's hot and loves fucking you!!!#i tried to keep it gn btw :3#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk x you#jjk smut#geto#geto suguru#geto x reader#geto x you#geto x y/n#geto suguru x reader#geto suguru x you#geto suguru x y/n#geto smut#geto suguru smut
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talking to normal people about mha is always so enlightening because someone told me they didn't like season six and i was like???? THE BIBLE??????? YOU DONT LIKE THE BIBLE??? BAKUGOU KATSUKI RISING?? THE APOLOGY??? THE CHASING AFTER HIM TO FIGHT SHIGARAKI, THE REVEAL KATSUKI HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT IZUKU, IZUKU'S FERAL RAGE WHEN KATSUKI IS STABBED, KATSUKI BEING THE ONE TO FIND IZUKU AND THEN THE ONE TO BRING HIM HOME??? YOU DONT ENJOY THE SACRED TEXTS?? and then i'm like oh right not everyone is a fujoshi high on that sweet, sweet bkdk yaoi
#bkdk#bakudeku#it took all of my willpower not to be like my brother in christ i'm a fujo i'm gonna like anything that bkdk appears in#i'm not here for the powerscaling or the pacing or if they should be third years#i tried to say it like “oh lol i know everything that's gonna happen hhaha i am one of the crazies who stays up for leaks”#but i wanted to be like listen man i'm really only here for the homoeroticism idc about whatever it is youre talking about#not that i dont love mha as a whole i think it's got such a fun sandbox world and cast#it just feels like someone being like omg tell me if that new restaurant is good#and i'm like what the fuck i'm in the kitchen doing cocaine with the cooks#i was a waitress i'm allowed to say this#like we are not consuming the same thing#i'm in the goddamn trenches my emotional state depends on how homoerotic mha is gonna be#i'm in the deep underbelly of bkdk hands and soulmates and yearning i dont even know what you're talking about#i like mha an annoying amount#i wanted to be like remember when i came into work skipping and singing that was because we got bkdk sunset/ptsd scene#i'm a little freak goblin dont ask me if it's good i dont care that it's good I CARE THAT ITS MINE but also fuck you its good#it's the best fuck off if you dont like it you arent worthy of it#hori this is why you should give in and make bkdk canon the fujos are the ones who really love you
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#I also think american exceptionalism and their bizarre cultural one-way street isolation plays a role#i think it's different if you actually see other countries as equals and see that they have female leaders and realise that it's#not going downhill it's not solving everything it's business as usual and it's just another boring fucking politician#and this makes the gender of the candidate LESS (not saying no) issue people obsess about or feel a need to discuss#(e.g. people laying into the appearance of female politicians? certainly misogyny. making jokes about cooking and shoes? definitely too#but I feel like that was more a 'gotta insult these fucking politicians' and gender being one of the targets when people want to do that)#but if you're the US and giant parts of the populace think they're the specialmost extra complicatedest country in this our planetworld#the fact that it works for so many other countries takes a much lower priority#because 'yeah sure a woman can govern a....'checks notes' Fineland and United Kingdom of England or Germanland'#but the US of freedom? we got a red button and what if she's on her period!!?! We are a REAL country!!'#not to mention how deeply entrenched the idea of the US as being CONSTANTLY under attack is and the president as the PROTECTOR#and that protector needs to be daddy of course#i also think the different attitude to leaders plays a role#because a part of misogyny is how much people love to HATE women - to sink their teeth into them and demonise them for every flaw#so any country that has some kind of weird worship of their leaders or sees them as some heroes or extra-class of person*#in my opinion might have a harder time to elect a woman because the moment a woman becomes a candidate#you just have to find the right flaw to go on and on about to make the population absolutely hate her or question her competency#meanwhile the general slack we cut men means they can do whatever but somehow still be compatible with that concept of leadership#(*not just the US ....though a lot of other countries with similar attitudes to their leaders are not standing out as democracies tbh)
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The Lang brothers really said: “The Cosmic God of Time and Space, a Eldritch Horror who is fuelled by tormenting people - a being capable of driving his lessers into insanity within seconds and able to trap them into a torturous eternity………is a furry”.
And as iconic as that is….huh?
#Listen I love it when people draw Tinky as the Eldritch horror he is - I already got design ideas for when I eventually do that#but the idea of a fluffy goat with huge floppy ears being the one to trap you in his torture maze is hilarious to me#there comes a time in my life when I need to sit down and reevaluate everything that brought me to this point#drawing furries at 3am while creating a devastatingly accurate Ted playlist on Spotify is one of them#(its got tragedy-brother angst-h*rniness-time travel-religious overtones-yearning-heartbreak-self loathing-spiral into insanity & more)#aka I’m still working on that playlist but man am I cooking hard#anyway how the fuck do you draw goats? I’m giving him sharp teeth I made him look more like a cat…#I love him reguardless#tinky#t’noy karaxis#tinky npmd#tinky starkid#the lords in black#lords in black#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#nmt#time bastard#starkid time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#the bastards box#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid#starkid fanart#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER. HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS? I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER. FAILURE.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide spoilers#jrwi riptide#cw gore#cw blood#cw eyestrain#THE NIGHTMARE ARC WAS CRAAAZY IVE BEEN WORKIN ON THIS SHIT SINCE THAT EP CAME OUT OHHH MY GOOOODD#ITS DONE ITS DONE I DONT CAAAARE I CANT LOOK AT IT ANYMORE JUST TAAAAKE IT#IT WAs meant to just be a buncha silly doodles and. well. then i saw all the beautiful colors in the world#and i just really wanted to draw jay getting fucked up by a lazer#IGNOREEEE THE DIFFERING ARTSTYLES THIS HAS LITERALLY BEEN COOKING FOR MONTHS AND I AM TALENTED IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS#I LOVE COLORS!!! if you look clooosesly youll notice that gillions eyes are bright green everytime#the dream stuff is all reddish and the waking world stuff is blue#I ALSO LOve drawing tears and that weird thick blood pouring from the wounds in his chest#i also LOVE drawing Dead Eyes (eyes of some1 who is dead) poor chip lmaooo everyone point n laugh at this guy who got Power Word: killed#he care so much for gillion tho... when he was breaking jay out he was like 'we gotta save gill' BUT#THAT WAS DREAM CHIP. THATS HOW GILLION SEES CHIP.. gillion knows these two love n care for him so much AUUUUUU#MORE IDEAS: i like to think gillion knows what price looks like bc chip has shown him Via his funny magic Disguise Self Bandana#also kinda unrelated but still in this episode. ive never seen gryffon act so homosexual. admitting he goes to like. 'male service' or wate#like that was all in gills dream. does gill just see gryffon as a fruit or somethin. does he Know?#okayokay i think i got most o the worms out of my BRAIN. i just love blood and terror and horror and fear so mmuuuuch#and i hope u love it too. have a good day if you can help it
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Big sigh, you voice a character once for an IDW read through and then your brain chemistry is forever altered. Anyways, have my take on a Zavok redesign, legit I think he's pretty cool.
#starrway art#zavok the zeti#sonic#sonic fanart#character redesign#sth#sonic lost world#yeah I gave him top surgery scars what are you gonna do about it#also imagine him as a stapler remover when he opens his mouth#unironically fucking love this design I cooked up so like you might see more of him
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im a fan of the 'zoro uses sanjis actual name at some pivotal moment/as a confession/etc' bit as much as the next guy but i can also see zoro using sanjis name and sanji thinking zoros breaking up with him bc what the fuck? why would you call me that? you never call me that. oh you hate me, oh i get it
#the point of zosan at the core is they are stupid. they will always be stupid. forever. amen.#equally applicable is 'um if youre so in love w me why dont you ever say my name. not even when we fuck. not even when you say you love me'#'i say your name all the time' 'do you. do you think my REAL NAME IS COOK?' 'um. no?'#<- guy who finds it bizarre to suddenly start using Legal Names overnight. like ive NEVER called you this before its WEIRD#zoro#sanji
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Anthony doesn't get enough flack from this fandom if I'm being honest, like most of it is pushed onto other female characters while he gets the "he was struggling," excuse. And while he was struggling, there's definitely validity to that, he also should not have his actions (eg. playing with Kate's feelings, putting her and Edwina in a difficult situation, etc) excused because of that.
#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#edwina sharma#and this is coming from someone who does ship kathony but it gets on my nerves how some in the fandom will ignore what he put kate through#like there's always that skip to the hea (after villainizng edwina & mary) but never taking into account how ant put kate's honor at risk#played with her feelings (nearly kissed her!) only to then propose to edwina (after brushing past her) right in front of her#told kate that he would imagine cheating on edwina with her (who says that? even if you're in love with someone that's still kind of fucked)#kept making her seem like she was wrong in front of her family#nearly ruined her sister's reputation#like i could go on!#and while i will defend anthony when the moment calls for it i also will call his ass out#he held power in that situation due to being a man and handled it so carelessly & put two women's reputations and lives on the line#even if he has a trauma and has a family that isn't the most helpful at times he still should have done better#fics that actually address his past treatment toward kate *chef's kiss* >>>#spectacular give me 14 of them right now#(is this a signaling of something im cooking up?....maybe so)#anti anthony bridgerton#?
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uh rendering test with that one cute miku hairstyle!
#I FINALLY LOCKED THE FUCK IN#hatsune miku#miku#miku fanart#i love miku#lesbian#me when i finally lock in on the rendering mY GOD#i experimented with a different shading style and omg i cooked/?#i love half tones#this took too long i will never render again (joke.#yeah i love miku#again#vocaloid#that one sanrio fucker#i forgot his name#cinamor#miku cinamoroll
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I have terrible motivation, but once while I was in a super goofy mood I started writing a fic where the Mayor, upon noticing that Faith and Buffy clearly have romantic feelings for one another, realizes that the best way to get both slayers on his side is to convince Buffy to date Faith. What I’m trying to get at is, The Mayor plays matchmaker for Faith and Buffy as part of his evil Ascension plan and not at all because he loves Faith and wants her to be happy. There was also a subplot were the Mayor kept “gently” encouraging the people of Sunnydale to wildly flirt with Angel as a plot to break up him and Buffy, but Angel was just... so not understanding that he’s being hit on. And another subplot was the Scoobies all basically going “what do you mean it’s not heterosexual to be attracted to people of the same gender??”
#someone who isnt cooked 24/7 and actually literate write this for me#ill give you $5 and a blunt#sharks fund me i have so many good ideas#hot pockets should make a pie version#buffy and faith supremacy forever#they were in love fuck everything#no heterosexual explanation#when shes the sun to youre moon and the character foil and your light in the darkness of yourself#but in a gal pal way#fuffy#buffy summers#faith lehane#buffy the vampire slayer#btvs
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Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)
#lay rambles#my ocs#oc: liam hawke#oc: lilian hawke#both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it#theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences#with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever#they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key#and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever#hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do#mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself#(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently)#so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc#also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house#(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol)#also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space#he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet#always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like#food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind#and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them#(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc)#lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies)#but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa#dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever#however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults#also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt#not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself#oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages)#also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse)#...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD
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it's not always going to make sense, and it's going to be hard, and the way that you feel her push through your ribs will make the rest of you ravenous. you will be standing in your tiny kitchen looking down at your feet and the loneliness will spray in buckshot over your whole life until you are a crimescene and you will still have to remember to get groceries. you will think about her hair, the wheat, how she has stained your life in yellow, and how before her you were almost-happy but now somehow you are starving. you will think of her weight in your hands and over your skin and her impossible grin. you will want to force your entire fist into your hand and bite down, but you won't, because you're an adult, and you only cry at funerals. so much of her reminds you of fire; the shock of her hair and the swordblade of her laughter - so you sigh and drink water instead. you have emails to send around the shape of her. you have chores to do that avoid remembering the last time she held you. you have to take the trash out and avoid the sensation that she is hanging in the air, all that desire in the back of your throat. you will have to apologize to your dog. i promise. i'm trying. the way you want her is almost reverent, an amber crescent. she has annexed the whole apartment, has made her way under your fingernails. and yet you still have to pay rent. you still have to pay bills.
#writeblr#>:(#i keep!!! fucking!!! burning my popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!!! IT JUST KEEPS BURNING!!!!#I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I FUCKING R E S I D E NEAR THE MICROWAVE AT THIS POINT. RAVENOUS INDEED!!! JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING SALT FIXATION#the only thing left i hadn't tried!!!! was writing a fucking passive aggressive poem about it!!!#(goblin currently expressing his Doubt At My Cooking by skulking quietly off to the Other Room)#but yeah i mean uhhhh death of the author actually this poem is about whomever u were thinking about#and it's actually about u#edit in the tags: it's also about love just fyi. u know when u burn ur popcorn n ur like.#''no one loves me and im going to die alone''#if ur relating to this ur supposed to relate to it
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Puyo/Madou, meet ISAT. ISAT, meet Puyo/Madou. I'm sure you have everything in common and this is not at all a completely random crossover of my two current interests
#dont look at Salde for rhe love of my sanity do not even percieve Salde i dint kwno what ifmf doing g#art#fanart#ISAT#puyo puyo#in stars and time#madou monogatari#kitscribbles#sig puyo puyo#schezo wegey#arle nadja#ringo ando#sig really do be sig no last name#prince salde#their ages are different in this one. oldest to youngest - schezo > arle > sig > ringo > salde#you see that stubble on Sig thats baby stubble. thats unfortunate facial hair on a teenager#sometimes it works out for people still in their teens but not sig#Ringo is!! Perhaps a bit too young to travel!! She's basically a foreign exchange student#i have to admit all the roles and dynamics in ISAT are NOT 1:1 in this AU#i have it all mixed up#when i say sig and schezo are besties i mean theyre both awkward with people they just happen to have an understanding. also sig bullies hi#Sig is he/they here!! I dont usually mess with canon genders (hella respect those who do) but honestly i just like it for Sig...#I still need to learn more about Salde but imma just go ahead and say that Salde is kid gender#Was tempted to hide Sig's lil hair thingies under his hat but then was like. Why would i do that#favorite joke in all this is that Schezo tried so hard to Change that he fucked up his own speech patterns and now socializing is. well#sig didnt shave before the loops and now he has to do that every time or suffer the teasing of his friends at some point in the house#thanks guys im going insane over here and youre laughing. going nonverbal now#How does Salde balance a fish on their head? uhhhhh well you see. have you ever balanced a massive bag of frozen peas#Salde doesnt cook but there's money in that fish. Nobody feels comfortable enough to ask a kid for cash but they WILL reward good behavior#in puyos and time
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