#i love hula hoops.

[bedforddanes75]

buttery, paper and mochi 💖

HIIIII HELLO HELLO I HOPE UR ENJOYING UR DAY SO FAR!! ok ok so

buttery (favourite snack) - ooh i LOVE just. plain salted hula hoops THEYRE SOO NICE like im fully addicted 2 them i ate 6 packs in like three days once

paper (favourite children's book) - does the hunger games count as a children's book? if it does then that because i would Die for thg...or how to train your dragon for nostalgia 🙂‍↕

mochi (favourite studio ghibli film) - call me basic but spirited away...OR ARRIETTY omg that one's so fun

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick's leather sling | requested by EVERYONE

[q-uzi]

i didnt like how he looked first time i drew him so i tried again

[therealricksanchezpleasestandup]

rick sanchez is really good at hula hooping

[strawberrystepmom]

who of your faves are you picking for a hula hoop competition? there are many wrong answers.

The only thing I’m picking is your ass up and hauling you to court for harassing me, an innocent woman.

[hueningkai]

kai slaying the long note

[sillysymbol]

dont like how most of the hudsucker proxy tag is just bruce campbells character. will you people not appreciate the beauty of funny hula hoop movie

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Getting wildly invested in developing lemon bc some key traits she has are

likes cooking but from the perspective of "why low heat for 10 hours when you could just, extremely high heat for 10 seconds?"

can work with cold food to an extent - she's got supernaturally bad luck and will probably drop it on the floor

she also enjoys contemporary/modern dance and excels at it! Very good control of her body and the space around it

she involves the flamethrower, doing high energy full body motions while twirling the flames around herself

got her name from her first successful kitchen endeavor - smoked some lemon slices and ended up not reducing them to ash, but making one of those decorative dried-fruits-on-strings things that she's immensely proud of bc of the amount of control it took

her favorite color is indeed yellow and she's got the personality to match - she's a ball of sunshine

usually wears thick fireproof gloves and boots in response to her especially more explosive cooking endeavors, but will forego them when fire dancing to have greater mobility and more perception of her environment + the fire itself

[dykefever]

so the head chef at work has this rule he doesn’t talk to anyone in front of house until they’ve been working there for three months because of turnover sure yeah whatever but anyway i asked if some food was ready today and well apparently that was too much talk 4 him apparently i kept trying to talk to him. feel like i’m being gaslit i spoke to him once 2day i didn’t even say hi we didn’t make eye contact ………. chefs are crazy

[beyourselfchulanmaria]

Eva Mili (Lithuanian) 來自立陶宛的畫家

[synesindri]

oh shit i don't have a hula hoop!!!! terrible

[princedrewwrites]

i always feel bad when i can’t properly help the kids who need extra support... like dudes i get it but i’m not you and there’s only so much i can do cause we need to keep you in a school routine best we can :((

[catface233]

You know sometimes I wonder what would happen if a circus hooper (not a gymnast) tried out for this event. Because honestly I’ve had throws that high or higher easy. The thing that looked the most difficult was her foot touching her head. I could show you way more difficult hoop tricks.

Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers

[spaceboyden]

growing up is realizing your mom didn’t give you an eating disorder, it was the ai bitch on wii fit. fym “oh” i’m 8 years old and your giving me a complex about my body??? fuck her

[thestuffedalligator]

The toadstools grew in a perfect ring the width of a child’s hula hoop.

They were upside down and clinging to the ceiling like stalactites.

“I have concerns,” she said.

“So do I,” they said. “If I step under it, does it count as stepping into a fairy circle? I mean, if a plane flies over a fairy circle it doesn’t count as stepping into it, but do the same rules apply if you’re walking under a fairy circle?”

“Right.”

“Actually, what is the area of effect for a fairy circle? Is it like a sphere that has the same circumference of the circle, so if I just duck underneath it I’ll be fine? Or is it a cylinder? How far up does the cylinder go? Or down, in this case.”

“Right.”

“Some of the many mysteries of the fey we may wonder about forever.”

They continued to stare up at the ring of toadstools. Thoughtful seconds ticked by.

“See, my concerns are mostly about how much moisture you have in your room.”

“Sorry?”

“You have mushrooms growing out of your ceiling.”

“Oh.”

She patted their back with sympathetic pity. “I appreciate that you live in a world of whimsy and delight, and I don’t want to squash that because I love you, but I also really don’t want you to die of black mold.”

“She’s right, you know,” said the goblin sitting upside down in the circle.