#i love him hes so cringefail

[cybertron-after-dark]

Heatwave. Heatwave. I need you to look Optimus Prime directly in those big sad blue eyes of his and answer this.

Frag marry kill, kade optimus and hang on i need to check ao3 and see who else heatwave is popularly shipped with. Blades apparently. Anyway heatwave you have 30 seconds to decide

(This thought has not left my head since it occurred to me that heatwave might not crave honorable death in combat as much as he wants attention and praise from his celebrity crush. If i have to think it, so do you whdbdjdn)

If the flobsters episode was any indication, heatwave is driven primarily by attention and wants people to like him SO fucking bad it's unreal. He gets Optimus to say "good job" and the tough guy persona just totally drops, and he's in :] mode for hours. He is SO lame and I love him so very deeply

[lesovyart]

Civil Bresinga is the single most funniest character in all of ROTE and he’s not even trying to be

[superfruitland]

he really did build a killer amusement park in minecraft, huh?

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[the-data-files]

"why doesn't Benjamin like me :((("

[dessa-banks]

No, these people are literally, actually, dead! Wow! This is, it's amazing! I've never actually met a proper ghost.

[lookmomitsmytmblr]

[sharpasanaro]

Currently listening Temuera Morrison’s Can’t Take My Eyes off You cover, and absolutely losing it at the thought of Cody drunkenly singing this at karaoke at 79s and somehow Obi-Wan is there or gets a holo recording or something and Obi-Wan is absolutely a fuckin tomato at this point

[arttsuka]

Can we get a Jedediah and Octavius reaction to a Lancelot return? :)

I don't know if they'd really interact with each other but Jedediah wouldn't like him (at first at least).

[amandaishighlypredictable]

My ass really went into OPLA clowning on the clown and then I WAS THE ONE that got clowned.

[deltadescent]

excerpts from a Stormy Weather Perfect AU fic i wrote that will never see the light of day

more drawings bc i hate perfect au gar so much

more abt au in tags

[manzanamarim]

🌻🌻🌻

[galactigatorr]

various twodies in various hairstyles

[variabels]

People aren’t being very nice to mr Nice

[buttered-toasty]

Rough Celegorm sketches mostly because I wanted to draw foot archery idk. There’s something so fun about the posing. And because Celegorm would do that and then get his shit rocked the second Húan runs into him or something. Flashy but at what cost yknow

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He has a septum piercing to me and I’ll be real I debated giving him blackout tattoos on his fingers but then decided no. I was just associating him too hard with an oc. He would Not fucking do that (to me).

[riacte]

so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it