#i love herrrrrr she's so small

[luthifer]

Found this baby spider in the corner between two tea boxes no one uses. She's got a great web for such a tiny spider.

[sunrizef1]

Bed Chem

Pairing: Logan Sargeant x Reader

Warnings: None

Authors Note: Im working lateeee cuz I'm too busy pretending Logan has a seatttt | this took so long actually wtf

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📍Paris, France

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user1 mother

user2 my queen

user3 prettyyyyyyyyyyy

user4 🤭

iamrebeccad my fav girl 💋

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user5 hot

user6 ❤️❤️

user7 I'm in love

user8 the sheer is giving

user9 I love you pls reply 😭

user10 my favvvvvvv I love HERRRRRR

user11 NEW MUSIC PLEASE BAE

carlosainz55 do you know your dress is see-through 😓

yourusername its givenchy!

user12 I need that dress 😭

user13 Y/N WHATS YOUR OPINION ON LOGAN SARGEANT

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user14 MY pop icon

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ilyyyy 💋

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y do u insist on calling me father so much

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Mama y papa

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what

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Papa y mama

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Okay

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NEW MUSIC???????

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IS THAT JACK????

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Wait!!! What!!!

Can I hear it 🤭

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Ofc love 🤞

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Is it about a certain American….

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Ahhh

Can't say 😶

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That's a yes to me

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ARE YOU GOING TO THE RACE QUEEN

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Logan????

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Are you finally coming to a race???

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I have to be in Paris Sunday for a shoot 🫣

But I will be there the other days

But secretly

So don't tell anyone 😶

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Your secrets safe with me 🤐

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🎵Paris - Taylor Swift

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user15 oui oui oui baguette

user16 viva la France

user17 someone call char lechair

user18 I thought she was gonna be at the race 😓

user19 BESTIE YOUR BOYFRIEND FINISHED 8TH DID YOU SEE

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user19 SHE LIKED THIS COMMENTTTT

user20 “I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me” lmfao the caption

user21 wait what does the paper say????

user22 “I'm so fucking sick of having to hide how deeply I feel and how passionately I love you”

user21 WAIT THATS ADORABLEEEE

user23 my francophile queen

user24 I didn't know the Eiffel tower was so small

user25 this is so aesthetic core

user26 the yellow Parisian lighting really makes it

user27 I can name a certain American who's probably suffering from a lack of you

oscarpiastri oui

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user28 Oscar and y/n: my fav deadpan icons

user29 ooh la la huh huh huh 🥐

user30 are you happy to be in Paris?

yourusername oui

user31 y/n whats your favourite part of Paris

yourusername smells of piss. Constantly.

user32 pretty pretty pretty girl

logansargeant 🇫🇷🥐

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user33 THE SONG FOR THE POST BEING PARIS BY TAYLOR???? IM SO IN LOVE THAT I MIGHT STOP BREATHING DREW A MAP ON YOUR BEDROOM CEILING???? She's in love!!!!!

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LOGAN??????

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boyfriend spotted

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Soft launch?????

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don't be shy

Post him on the feed

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you're welcome

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user34 WOOOOOO

user35 its so good 😭🫶😭😭🫶

user36 LOGANNNNNNNNN

user37 no tag????

user38 the first verse just being the most thinly veiled reference to the givenchy show… like girl 😭

user39 “I was in a sheer dress the day that we met” we've all seen the black dress 🤭

user40 “we were both in a rush we talked for a sec” that one video of them lmfao

user41 “your friend hit me up so we could connect” I say that's Oscar.

user42 Ive chosen to believe its Alex

user43 THIS SONGS ABOUT LOGAN?????

user44 “manifest that you're oversized” I'm going to pretend this isn't about Logan so I still see him again

oscarpiastri a lot of words I don't want to hear about my friend btw

yourusername well… idc

user45 who's the cute guy with the wide blue eyes? 😍

carlossainz55 ive finally made it into a song

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user46 ok wait but the Paris pic is so cute 😭

user47 those messages are so funny 😭

user48 he only has eyes for his girl 🤭

iamrebeccad SO GOODDDDDD

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user49 I sense logie bear

user50 Logan Sargeant hard launch on the feed

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[emmymaehereeeeee]

Playing Sober

summary: you have to deal with a very drunk elvis on the car ride home from a party and somehow avoid his momma. drunk!elvis x reader

“Oh but lemme- lemme tell you ‘bout Y/N, shoo-wee! When I-I tell you, thas a-a woman, God- a mighty!” With his seat reclined back and his hands raised Elvis was tracing small shapes on the ceiling of the car. “She’s so nice, but-but don’t be trying to put no moves on-on me..” Elvis said as he pushed his hand against your cheek, “Cause if you try,” he let out a hiccup, “You try and kiss me- I’ll whoop your ass and so will Y/N.” “Oh will you now? I am driving you home through so let’s keep all that to a minimum, yeah?” You reply as you start the car up.

Elvis stares back at you blankly for a moment, “I-I am serious!”

Nodding your head you watch as he fiddles with the handle of the car, “Uh-uh don’t mess with that.” He eventually left the door handle alone and soon resulted to singing very loudly, “Oh I loveeeee myy Y/N…. She is sooo beautiful and I love herrrrrr, my y/n my y/n. Woahhhhhhhhh….. she is very pretty and niceeeee..” He turned to look at you with a dopey grin, “Did ya like that?” “It was amazing, baby.” You say as you reach over to stroke his face.

“Woman! I done told you- I am dating Y/N!” He yanked away from you. “Well why don’t you tell me about her?” You ask as you begin to drive back to Graceland. Elvis smiled big and he pressed his hands against his cheeks, “Gosh she’s so cute, she does this thing when she laughs so much she just she can’t stop laughing she’ll laugh so hard tears are just rolling down her cheeks- ain’t nothing even funny but Y/N will laugh. Oh when she’s mad she,” he hiccuped,”will cross her arms and sit away from me, I know she does it cause she wants attention but if I give it to her then she is going to be overwhelmed. Oh when she gives me these little kisses when she does it all over my face, man shit I feel like I died and went to heaven. You just- the-the way she smiles-“ he pauses a moment and laughed, now resting his head on the center console.

You smiled softly as he continued to ramble, “Oh well she sounds amazing,” you said as you pulled through the gates of Graceland.

“Mhmmmm.” He hummed to himself, the soft glow of the outside lights hitting his skin. “You kinda look like her, know that?”

“Oh yeah? That’s funny, hey why don’t we get you inside and we’ll see if Y/N is home,hm?” You say hoping to coax him out in his drunken state. The lights in the house flip on lighting the entire front porch and a portion of the lawn up. The warm glow filled the once empty space. “Shit.” You mumbled under your breath as you watched someone walking through the living room.

“Why are we saying shit? I know lots of words- shit, bitch, fuck you- ooh that would be a good song! Fuck you bitch you broke my heartttttt.” Elvis wailed out into the darkness. His drunk giggles mixed with his singing only made it harder for you to pull him out of the car.

“Elvis stop- your momma is inside and she’ll kill you if she knows your drunk!”

Elvis’s eyes went wide, “I am not drunk, I am completely sober.” He whisper yelled as he haphazardly leaned against the open car door. He pushed off of the door and began to stumble towards the front door, “Mommaaa” He hollered out into the darkness.

Quickly you shut the door and grabbed his arm pulling him down to your level, “Elvis- it’s 3 am we have to be quiet,” you said softly- almost as if you were talking to a child. Elvis giggled and shook his head, pulling a finger up to his lips, “Shh.”

“That’s right, now come on- we got to get you inside.” You guided him towards the front door, “How much did you have to drink tonight, mister?” You asked as you adjusted under his deadweight.

“I am not drunk, I am there soberest there ever was.” He said matter of factly. “Ohh the soberest of them all? Is that why I had to pick you up from the bar tonight?” A small smile spread across your face as you watched him attempt and fool you with his drunken antics. “Mhm, I am fineeee.”

The sound of the front door lock turning is what brought you back to reality, “Elvis?” Gladys asked as she saw the state that her son was in, her hands naturally gravitated to his cheeks as she checked for a temperature. “Oh sweetie are you feeling alright?” She asked with a hint of worry in her voice.

"He's just exhausted, Gladys - you know how he is, always pushing himself in this music gig," you reassure, doing your best to keep him steady.

"Is he really alright?" Gladys asks with a hint of concern, her voice tinged with worry, as she observes her son's state.

"I'm not sick, just tired - all I want is to sleep. Goodnight," Elvis mumbles, attempting to free himself from his mother's grip. Leaning down to your ear, he whispers, "Where's Y/N? You promised I'd see her." His tone takes on a slight pout.

Her worries seemed to ease a bit at his reply, and she turned to head back to her room, leaving the two of you alone in the softly illuminated living room. "You'll get your chance to see her soon, but first, let's get you out of those clothes," you say, your tone gentle and reassuring.

Elvis extends his arms slightly to create a barrier between you and him. "No way you're taking off my clothes. I've got a girl, remember? Told you that already," he says, his movements becoming sluggish and feeble. "I don't need your help," he mumbles as you guide him up the stairs and into his room. "You, uh… you should go," he insists with a weak tone.

“Now Elvis, just listen here- I am your girl!”

Flopping onto the bed Elvis lifted his head to look back at you, “What the hell are you on about now, woman?”

“Don’t talk to me like that, brat.” You snip at him teasingly- “I am your girl- it’s me Y/N!”

He stared back at you with such intensity- as if he was trying to determine whether you were real or if you were one of his drunken delusions.

“C’mon now, put your arms up,” you say sternly with a scrunch of your nose. The smell from his mouth causing a twist in your stomach, “You smell like cheap alcohol,” you mumble as you pull off his shirt.

“It is not cheap alcohol!” He snaps back with a pout on his lips.

“Oh I thought you said you hadn’t been drinking.. are you lying to me, Elvis?” You ask as you pull on his night shirt and start to tug down his pants.

“Stop I wanna do that.” He says placing his hand over yours, you move away and allow him to dress himself. Watching as he haphazardly pulls on his pajama pants. “See I can do it all by myself.”

“I am so proud of you, sweetheart.” You smile and push his legs back onto the bed, “Now why don’t you get some rest? Want me to play with your hair-“

“Woman I already told you- I have a girl and you aren’t her!” He says promptly shoving you off the edge of the bed. “God damn it Elvis!” You huff and look up to chew him out but he had already passed out, “Oh you little- you just wait until the morning.”

@arianatheangel-girl @lillypink @steph-speaks @crash-and-cure @18lkpeters @jahayla-parker @flwersgarden @prayerstopresley @insanelycrazyanddelusional @kxnnxy

[doingherbestbutnot]

One of the most important things Nightow did to develop his plot (read: psychologically fuck up the twins) was create isolation between Kni and Vash with the rest of humankind early in their lives. Specifically talking about how in Stampede and the manga the vast majority of humanity appear frozen.

We see in both how Vash clearly wants connection (Stampede he's literally naming them [using their real names?? unsure] and talking to them) but Kni's full background wasn't explored with as much depth in Stampede (read: not a criticism of Stampede, she's only 12 eps long 🤣🤣 and I love herrrrrr she can do no wrong in my eyes).

But looking at Kni's background, especially in the manga?? Like damn bro lol Kni is basing his entire world view off of like four people for 100+ years essentially (confirmation bias is a powerful drug my friends) meanwhile I can’t help but think of all the people I know IRL that - even the non-anime watchers - who would meet someone like Kni and be like "you’re under our protection now; our rate is one hug per hour. Would you like to pay up front or create a payment plan? Also, here’s a list of recommended local mental health professionals. No shame in the game; we’re all mad here.”

Both as a joke and partially serious like… I just imagine the girlies on TikTok telling Kni he's fucking awesome, he just needs to meet more people, diversify his experiences, and check in with the squad/friendship-board of directors before acting when he gets upset 🤣🤣

I think the brilliance and horror behind Kni's character portrayal is how he forces you to question what is true "evil" and the juxtaposition with Legato and other characters is amazingggg. Like, reasonable people can conclude Kni's not truly evil and the most controversial part of him (and, conversely, Vash's pacifism) is how you can see and know people like Kni IRL and still love/defend them just as Vash does, but the moment you see another do the same you see the morally grey spots and flaws in your own actions. Kni's actions may be perceived as evil but the moment you divorce his actions from his mental processes he’s really just misguided, afraid, and so deep in a hole of his own making he can't see anything else.

Y’all have already (correctly imo) pointed out Kni isn’t Vash’s true foil in Trigun (he's more of a mirror), I just think it bears emphasizing that Kni and Vash are both so intolerably human in so many ways while both thinking themselves so different from humans. Which, I get is the entire point of fiction here but 🤣🤣

I just think it's real neat, okay?!?! I love that the twins aren't real foils to each other but one is a mass murderer for a cause and the other is so starkly pacifistic that he refuses to be "logical" and kill the killer.

This started as a small thought... and got out of hand. OH WELL LOL might expand more on it later but that's all for now ✌️✌️

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S2Ep2

A RIVERRRR

"After all, it's a family thing" Gabrielle is her familyyy

GABRIELLE RIDES CLINGING TO XENAAA

the maiden, the mother, and the crone

"Xena, it's not your fault" T_T

She kebab'd that guy

I know you, you're Xena yes we all know Xena my guy

UHOH. Does she know him? Yeah it is harder when you look at their dead faces, not hidden behind masks

THE THREE FACES OF FATE

"Spill but a drop of blood and it all changes back"

"As a warrior, you can't."

Oh shit. EVERYTHING changed back, from the beginning. From back before she lost him. But she lost Gabrielle now...

She looks so DOMESTIC

Awww, she appyyy

Uuuuhhh.... NOPE DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT

Ooooh, this is a Name of the Doctor situation where every one of Xena's victories never happened. So instead, a ton of people she would've helped are suffering...

Who...? I don't know this guy

OH HER MUM IS DEAD :c

"I never meant for this to happen. I just wanted that boy's life back."

"The hardest part is losing you and Gabrielle." AAAAAA I AM NOT CRYING YOU ARE

The world is very much nOT a better place without Xena to protect it

Ooooh, they realise something's going on...

Oh no, soldiers being shitteyy

"Good thinking" she's trying to do it peacefully.

GABRIELLE

Xena is SHOOKETH

She seems very uncomfortable...

"Gabri-" AAAAA

"You've gotta go along to get along. That's how the world works."

Argh, this hurts...

AHAHAHA SHE MADE THE DOG LICK THE BREAD

She getting information about when they leave

NOOO THE AMAZONS DEAD OR ENSLAVED...

"It's not your fault the world's the way it is" hhhhhhmmmm...

She hid in hayyy

Sdjdhd a bag of wine

She'll try to get Gabrielle out isn't she

"Yeah I remember. You tried to buy me." OUCH

NOOOOO

I'm trying so hard not to make a comparison to Planetoid 50 audio... Because it's killing Xena that Gabrielle isn't like she knows her

Oh she's fighting without blood...

SHE GOT GABRIELLE OUTTTT <3

"You're right though, there's a reason I'm doing this. You remind me of my friend." AAAA

"The purest, the kindest person I've ever known."

*cough* "Break this enchantment, my love, and remember." *cough*

GABRIELLE MY BABYGIRL I LOVE U SO MUCH 😭😭😭

FUCK THIS GUY. EW. DISGUSTING. I HATE THIS SHITHEAD.

Now they're all locked up :(((

Xena don't you see you're losing everything

"I'd rather die fighting these bastards than live with myself if I don't" ough...

GABRIELLE IS CRYING NOOOO 😭

"If it wasn't for you I'd have never been free again"

"You gave me hope" GABRIELLE SHE LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HER

Did whatshisface sneak in to free them. Yes.

YAYYY FREE GABRIELLE and the brother

Maybe these two bois should kiss

Oop the brother runs to be a hero... He's gonna die either way.

I'm guessing her brother will be mortally injured, she draws a small cut later, and everything reverts.

"Where are your table manners" KICK

If she made someone's nose bleed

HOLY SHIT GABRIELLE STABBED HIM

SHE'S BACKKKK, And she saved the boy

It's her brother's token

AAWWWW SHE HOLDS HERRRRRR 🥺

They're so cute 💕🥰

[tigirl-and-co]

2 and 13 for whoever's on your mind!

Thank you for the ask! im gonna go with Sable, from Animal Crossing <3

(for context, my S/I is a wolf in this 'verse!)(My answers are in blue, hers are in purple!)

2. (petnames?)

Oh, I call her just about anything under the sun! Babe, Sweetheart, Darling, anything goes! For goofier names, it's usually about 67% genuine and 33% to make her roll her eyes at me! Recently I've somehow started going *Borat voice* 'Mai Wife' and she thinks it's soooooo funny! I love herrrrrr!!!

Ah, I tend to use more traditional petnames. Dear, Darling, stuff like that. 'Honey' finds itself in use somewhat infrequently. I've also, ah, started picking up habits from friends, and so occasionally I'll call it 'Sugar'

13. (what physical features stand out?)

HER PAAAAAAWS! HER CUTE LIL PAWS!!!!! Like, okay hear me out. as cute as her drowsy eyes, round ears, and pointed snout are, her paws are where it's at! first of all, they're cute and small, as previously discussed.

but SECONDLY, they are so so skilled. The way she deftly sews a piece of fabric feels like magic! It's like watching a wizard bring a creature to life. And her paws are always a bit scuffed, a rough from caring for her younger siblings, and just lookin' at em you can tell what kind of animal she is inside: hardworking, dutiful, and loyal! And that's why i love her paws.

Dear...

I said what I said! Now, your turn! what do you love about me?

Hm... Well, I'd like to say your eyes. They're very kind, and wiser than your demeanor suggests.

But truthfully? It's your tail. That distinctly canine feature... I can always tell just how you're feeling. I mean, yes it's a beautiful tail, you have a very thick and luxurious coat, but it's more about how you express yourself with it.

I don't think I've ever told you this, but when you were first coming into the shop, I could tell how happy you were to be talking with me. You were never curt or impolite to Mable, but it was only once I started opening up to you that your tail started wagging! It made me feel very... seen, I suppose. Appreciated. And now that we're together, it still makes me feel that way, because I can see your tail wag furiously when we see each other!

Thank you again for asking!!!

[that-one-gay-hufflepuff]

Hi! 👋🏻 I’m @that-one-gay-hufflepuff

My side blog with things that stick out to me is @cool-shit-20079

Things I like:

HAZBIN HOTEL I NEEEED SEASON 2 (and Helluva Boss)

Star Trek (so far I’ve seen og. series and the movies for those, tng, and I’m starting ds9)

Star Wars (love it but haven’t watched in a while, seen all (and I mean all) up to when Asohka came out minus the 2ds and kids shows)

STARKID (AVPM, Hachetfield Universe but haven’t seen nightmare time, currently obsessed with NPMD)

Ride the Cyclone

Some Will Wood Music (I/Me/Myself, Memento Mori, and 2econd 2ight 2eer)

Many musicals including Heathers (movie and musical), Rocky Horror (Picture) Show, Reefer Madness, Avenue Q

Harry Potter (duh) but I dont support JKR or buying anything that profits or benefits her

Riordan-verse but mostly MCGA (Alex✨)

Super-Powereds Series by Drew Hayes (plus Corpies)

GOOD OMENS (book and tv show)

Heartstoppers (graphic novels and tv show)

Stranger Things

The Martian by Andy Weir

The Uninvited (small band)

DND/TTRPG/Worldbuilding

THE ALPHABET MAFIA

Plants :)

Cool Random Facts

Shitposting

Art (especially queer art)

Skulls :))))

Shortened version of things ab me:

Im neurodivergent

Bc of that I may be weird in response to social interaction

I use they/he and fall under many lgbt categories

Using tw/cw is very important to me, feel free to tell me if I forgot

No politics unless people must be warned

I may share my art, writing, or dnd stuff :)

Things ab me:

I’m nuerospicy (neurodivergent) and I have been diagnosed w/ adhd, social anxiety, persistent depressive disorder, and sensory processing disorder. I’m waiting to get a referral for an autism screening (is that the right word?) and currently am balancing meds. Edit: I HAVE THE TISM✨

Bc of social awkwardness I may be weird if I get called out/talked to but still feel free to comment bc it makes my day :D

I use they/he pronouns, Im panromantic omnisexual and polyamorous but may be questioning toward sapphic, also still questioning my gender but am probably at least trans (somewhere under the trans masc/nb umbrella) demiboy (partially but not totally male-aligned/adjancent) and somewhere on the queer spectrum. I also have a lovely gf, @jojoisfruity (she/her) :). No real segway but we are t4t and I love herrrrrr :333333. (fyi our relationship is closed rn so plz dont)

I try to put tw/cw on things but if I dont feel free to reblog with the correct tag (general tw for my blog: cursing, possible slurs but only if I fall under them, ex. f*g, f*ggot, tr*nny, qu*er, d*ke, etc.)

I try to not involve politics on my blog at any cost unless people are in immediate and severe danger and must be warned so please tag things 🙏

I’m also into writing, art, and dnd so I may share :)

Ships :))))))):

Hazbin/Helluva- favorite-huskerdust/angelhusk, not really a ship but aroace/demiace alastor hc, Octavia x Luna, kind of qpr radioapple? Idk-, Stolas x Blitz

Star Trek- favorite-daforge, garashir, quodo

HP-(forget the name but serious x remus)

Riordanverse- favorite-blitzstone

rtc-nicha, multiple versions of richie x jane/penny including mtf Savannah hdcs

INEFFABLE HUSBANDS/WIVES/PARTNERS NEED I SAY MORE

DNI:

misogynists

TERFs

homophobes

transphobes

racists

ableist

pro-lifers

NSFW

etc.

[adolescenceknight]

Talk about ur newest gf?

THATS MY FUCKING GIRLF FRIEND!!!

thank you for enabling me.

my newest f/o is lynette and i love her so much 😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺🥺🥺 uuueueeueue she's just a baby... she's never done anything wrong in her entire life, she was just minding her own business :(( i hold her and scoop her up in my arms....

shows you the images that have been making me lose mt mind

LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS DRESSED AS LYNEY... she comes out like :D!!! ... :D? >///////<!!!! she's just SOOO CUTE I LOVVE HERRRRRR UWAAAAAH

i've been being insane and reading up on all of her lore and her backstory just Does Stuff to me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 how she got her vision... she just wanted lyney to be okay, she barely even noticed she got a vision, all she cared about was him

and how she told him to stop thinking about replacing her so she could do her own thing. they're so connected and she's so sweet behind her cute tsun attitude. and her love for kitties, how they both say their favorite kitty reminds them of themselves as children... and how she was picked on as a baby for being more catlike than lyney, and how it made her upset to be told they weren't real siblings bc of it... and how she pushes away her emotions and just says stuff like "standby mode" despite being the worst at technology ever and breaking everything she comes in contact with... and how she hates chores and busywork and small talk and useless relationships and how she'd just rather focus on lyney... and how she's willing to act for lyney's sake, like pretending to be scared in the tank or pretending to be him in the box, even though she's expressionless the rest of the time... and and and *bursts into tears* she just makes me so emotional and she makes me smile so often without fail, she's just so cute and sweet and i adore her, i'm so in love 😭😭😭😭😭

[glitterdammerung]

not Engel standing on her tippy toes and hooting YOO HOO like a burbly baby bird no my heart I can’t 😭😭😭

[monomonomagines]

Ryoma, Sakura, Maki, Kaede and Ibuki with a s/o that is pretty much like, "yeah sex is nice but I love it a lot more when we hold eachother " basically, a s/o that enjoys the more softer side of romance

This is an adorable request, Anon so I’d be more than happy to oblige! I hope that you’ll enjoy this although I did make S/o a bit more unsure about if the girls would be accepting at first since I only knew about Ryoma canonically disliking anything that’s sexual in nature. If I happened to goof anything up though, feel free to tell me and I’ll gladly fix it up for you! 

Ryoma

As Ryoma is someone who isn’t very interested in any kind of intimacy past the softer sides of romance himself, he’d be quite relieved to learn that you are as well.

With his anxiety often plaguing his mind with doubt and the thought that he might disappoint you because of preferring to be more romantic over such a thing he certainly wouldn’t have caught on even despite his normally observant nature either.

Rather, it would take him until you decided to finally sit him down on the couch with you and talk about it before he’d even realize.

And even then, his mind would be racing with so many other possibilities of what you’d want to talk about. Maybe you couldn’t stand him and wanted to break up, maybe he did something wrong, maybe he couldn’t satisfy you even.

No matter what it was he’d already have his own assumptions so once those words left your mouth he’d be left utterly stupefied.

He had no clue that he had been worrying about nothing this whole time and was honestly so overcome with relief that he wouldn’t be able to hide the smile on his face when he’d take your hand in his smaller one as he turns to face you. “You don’t have to worry, S/o. I’m not a big fan of sex and all either. I’d be content if we just stayed exactly like this.”

He gives your hand another squeeze, relishing the warmth he feels radiating out from your fingertips as he gives another one of those rare gentle smiles of his.

“Yeah, I’d be happy like this.”

Sakura

Sakura herself wasn’t the neediest of partners. She was still rather affectionate of course though and was always sure to make sure that you felt loved and safe around her so it wasn’t hard to lay everything on the table for her.

You always were able to talk to her about everything and anything and this shouldn’t have been any exception but it was a bit more difficult in this exact scenario.

There were plenty of times you could have brought up your feelings on the matter and plenty of missed opportunities to go with them but at the end of the day, you knew what you had to do.

It wasn’t until the two of you were snuggled up together in bed that night when you finally decided to take the jump off of the cliff of no return.

Propping yourself up on your elbows to get a better look at her, you tentatively started your announcement, just uttering out the words one after another soon feeling more confident the more you went on.

This was Sakura, after all, your girlfriend, the one who was always on your side and always supporting you no matter what. Surely she’d have to accept you still even if you were only really interested in the softer aspects of your relationship, right?

As you steeled yourself for her response reflexively, you noticed her pale blue eyes, softening.

“I don’t mind if this is all it takes to make you happy,” she says, using one her large calloused hands to brush a strand of hair behind your ear, smiling at your look of disbelief. “I’ll always accept you the way you are, I’m happy just being by your side, S/o. That will never change.”

Feeling a big grin tugging at your own lips, you crack, finally letting go of your previous nervousness.

You weren’t even sure why you were so nervous in the first place anymore at all but you certainly knew that you were content having Sakura as your lover.

Pulling you into her strong arms places a chaste kiss on your head before whispering a final, “Goodnight, S/o. I love you.”

Maki

Maki always wanted a “normal” relationship as she put it so it was difficult to gauge how she’d react to your news.

She was normally pretty hard to read already, what with her stoic and stern nature, but as you were dating her you had to admit that you certainly had a better read of her than most still.

You knew of her awful past and why she struggled so much with her own emotions and feeling deserving of her place beside you at times but you also knew that she was one of the strongest and most fearless people, easily handling most situations herself.

Of course, she couldn’t break the news to herself though and with her being able to read you far more easily than you could her, it was only a matter of time before she’d ask you what’s up.

Perhaps it was this prediction of yours that jinxed you but as you guessed it she easily caught wind that something was wrong, seeming to pick up immediately on how your eyes would linger on her, and your mouth would nearly open as though you had all the words that you hadn’t even thought out yet already at your disposal when it was just the two of you sitting to eat dinner together.

“What is it?” She asks, eyes never wavering as she stared daggers into you, something that may come off as an accusatory glare if you didn’t know her better.

You could tell that she was as worried as you were now and so you knew that you may as well tell her what was going on.

As you broke the news to her, that hard gaze of her’s still never changed, only hardening once you finished your little spiel, allowing her to speak finally.

“You do realize that when I said I wanted a normal relationship, I just meant romantically right?”

No, you really didn’t know and she was painfully aware of this as she was far too observant for her own good.

As much as she wanted to admonish you though she equally was elated to see how much your care for her showed even now. You cared about what she thought so much?

While she could have called you an idiot or even a fool for how worried you were and how highly you prized her opinions but instead held her tongue.

She let out a rare gentle laugh, smiling lightly at you as she reached over the table and took your hands in her own.

“You can be so weird sometimes. I don’t mind if you prefer the gentle parts of a relationship. I’m not used to them but I’m happy with just that too.”

Kaede

Kaede was a rather affectionate lover but with her bubbly and positive personality, it was hard to tell whether she just came off as the type to be content with the softer parts of a relationship or if she really would be.

Of course, Kaede was pretty great at getting people to open up though and you were no exception.

Her positivity and openness were absolutely infectious so there really wasn’t any help it.

The two of you normally liked to have at least one date night per week. It wasn’t necessarily always something that you both would go out on the town for per se but it was more so a sort of title you’d give to one day worth of activities where you two would spend all of your time with one another, just having fun whatever way felt right that time.

Sometimes it was listening to music, other times it was watching movies, and sometimes it was even just going out to dinner.

Regardless, it was always fun so even though it was just another night of staying indoors and listening to some music together you felt comfortable, so comfortable in the fact that before you knew it you had already blurted everything out that you wanted to say.

By the time you realized what you did though, you couldn’t help but to dart your eyes up to see her expression, shocking yourself once again when you noticed the big smile she wore before never leaving her face.

Her amethyst eyes, gleaming like gems as she gave a small giggle and pulled you into her arms.

“That’s fine! I’m just really happy getting to be close to you always, S/o!”

Only giggling further at your look of relief she gives you a quick peck on the cheek.

“Hey how about we go lay in bed together and continue listening to Chopin there?”

Ibuki

As someone who makes a lot of comments about girls' love and all, it can be easy to assume that Ibuki wouldn’t prefer the softer sides of a relationship.

She was certainly one odd duck, so perhaps it was just her eccentric personality making it such a mystery to decipher? Or maybe it was just that she was actually a little unpredictable in general with how spontaneous she was?

Even those questions were difficult to answer when you dwelled on them and her overly affectionate tendencies towards you didn’t help in that front at all.

Ibuki was always open though about her feelings and even just her weird off the ball thoughts, sparking hour-long conversations as you two sat on the couch, wasting hours upon hours even on the most nonsensical of things.

It was another case of one of those times where she had gone off on one thing that soon splintered off into a thousand other possibilities, causing her to erupt into a long string of what-if scenarios and other unlikely events.

She bounced up and down, excitable like a child, speaking quickly as usual and sometimes even losing herself when she eventually noticed that for once you didn’t seem to be fully listening.

You looked lost in thought, seeming to be somewhere entirely foreign and while most might think it smart to simply give you a prod or snap their fingers, Ibuki had better plans.

Outstretching her arms, she quickly clings to you, pulling you into a tight embrace and rocking back and forth with you until your eyes finally seemed to see her again.

“S/ooooo! Don’t leave Ibuki all alone herrrrrre!” You register her whining out with a determined face before she notices your gaze finally returning her own and grinning widely.

“S/o! S/o! Where’d you go just now!? It’s not like you to zone out when we’re having one of our “what if” sessions!”

While Ibuki could be a bit dense sometimes, she certainly knew you too well for you to hide what you were thinking so when you decided it may as well be time you spat it out.

Spilling all of your thoughts you admitted to her how much you preferred the softer aspects of a relationship and how much you wanted her to be happy with that as well if she could be.

You didn’t want her to be unhappy obviously but if she was she certainly wasn’t showing it.

“That’s all!? Ibuki doesn’t mind spoiling you with all her hugs and kisses at all! All I want is to be close to you and to jam out and talk how we always do!”

Grinning ear to ear, she pulls you into her arms happily rocking you once again.

“So no more worrying ok!? Ibuki will always love you and will prove it by giving you all she has!”

[drawing-way-outside-the-lines]

The true scent of Medieval times.

Pt 1. *The room was musky, a scent of old wet stone and mold hanging thick in the air, it was dark, and barely lit by a few torches here and there. But as far as the eye could see, it seemed to be a dungeon type of basement, somewhere deep below ground, judging by the sound of dripping water echoing through the surrounding hallways* Sparkle: *She sat quietly on a large wooden chair, her heart beating fast and anxiously, not quite sure how she got there, not quite sure if she even wanted to be there. Were was he? He said he was just going to get something and would be right back. That was at least 5 minutes ago.* Bard: *In a thick Irish accent* Ahm sorry ferr keeping yeh waiting, lil lassie. *His charming smile was spread into a long wide grin as he stood next to her, shoulder length golden wavy locks framing his face* Something for the pain, yeh? *He reached a hand out with a small shot glass of golden red liquid* Ireland’s finest for the lady! *He grinned even wider and inviting* Sparkle: *She looked hesitating at the glass* Bard: Come on now... yeh going to trust me with yerr life, an errrything yeh hold dear to hearrrt, but yeh can't trust meh teh pour yeh a drink before weh get starrrted? Tsh *he shook his head and played off as being hurt and offended* Come on lassie, Ahm about teh change yeh life and give yeh what yeh have always wanted, and yeh can't even have a wee drrrink with meh firrrst? Sparkle: *She grabbed the glass, but still looked at it hesitating* Bard: Yeh ‘ave ‘eard of Whiskey, ‘aven't yeh? *he chuckled friendly* Me taught weh were friends?

Sparkle: *She sighed soft and nodded* No you're right, you're right. *She looked at the glass a last time, then swallowed the liquid in one mouthful, a not so familiar taste of Whiskey filling her mouth. She had tasted it before, of course, over the years. Knowing Congo for over a decade, well, it would have been a surprise if this would have been her first Whiskey ever. She swallowed hard as the liquid burned the back of her throat*  WOOOH!!! *She shook her head and gasped for air, bursting out a soft chuckle* Bard: That's the spirrrit *he chuckled warmly and grabbed the glass, placing it on a small table next to them. He grabbed a small suitcase from the floor and opened it, placing it on the table as well. Bottles of herbs, potions, scissors, knives and some instruments that looked mostly like something out of a horror movie, came to her eyes, sending a shiver through her body, but before she could react, Bard had already grabbed a wooden stool and sat down in front of her, his strong hands resting firmly on her naked knees* Are yeh cold? Yeh seem a wee tense, and ah'm afraid ah left yeh wait for too long, naked in a damp basement. *He smiled somewhat apologizing* Sparkle: *She chuckled nervously* I'm not naked... *she tucked a bit on the thin wooly blanket wrapped around her shoulders, but felt much more naked than she had ever felt her 30-something years of living* Bard: Rrrright... so lets get teh ett so yeh wont catch a cold before we done *he chuckled soft* now what exactleh do yeh want? *His thick Irish accent was thicker than the usual McKinney's she had come across, but she still understood him well* Yeh told me something about you wanted teh be taller? Sparkle: *She took a deep shaky breath* Same shape... as well as it will translate... but yes... taller... a bit below average... for a.... boy.... *she frowned softly* clean shaven..... everywhere.... Bard: As in can't grrrrow body hair, orrr just clean? Sparkle: No body hair... just hair on my head... blonde.... blue eyes..... feminine.... but not too much... light voice, but with some deeper tones..... full lips..... not too cute a nose, but not big either... not crooked.... a lot like.... hm.... I like yours.... Bard: N'awww that's sweet darrrling... ah made it mehself! *he smiled warmly* Teeth? Sparkle: Keep them as.... no.... keep the strength of them as they are but change them enough to look different..... no.... shit.... *She sighed deep* I don't know? Bard: ....... rrright... let me ask you this.... what do you plan to do with the child? Sparkle *She looked at him confused, she hadn't told him about Penny?* Bard: Ah assume yeh still want herrr in yerr life? So what is the thought about this? Mum suddenly being a daddy? And if so... how will yeh explain that to her? She's still a toddler, rrrright? Sparkle: Yes, she hasn't aged up yet, although we expect it to be any day now, as she both talks and walks like a child. Bard: So yeh would wait and tell her when she reaches child stage? Sparkle: *She nodded nervously and fumbled with her hands* Bard: So yeh would keep her... well.... that would mean he would have teh know sooner than later, who yeh are.... or else he would certainly ask questions why a strange boy treats HIS child as if he was her mum. A mum who strangely disappeared. Sparkle: *She frowned deep* But I thought the agreement were.... the spell... he would fall in love and it would no longer matter cause I would have the right kind of body and Bard: Yes, but sooner or later things will surface, they always do. This is not a matter of a stranger. The two of yeh know each other for years, yeh have a family tegether... yeh ‘ave common friends.... it's a much more complicated matter if yeh want me teh simply wipe the slate clean and give yeh a completely new start with no questions asked.... a start where yeh get to be a parent to yerr daughter without anyone finding it strrrange. Sparkle: *She nodded soft and sighed* I'm sorry for taking up your time then. *She was just about to jump down from the chair, tears gathering in her eyes, as Bard pushed hard against her knees* Bard: Ah said it was complicated..... not impossible! *He took a deep breath* close yerr eyes, and concentrate on as detailed a sketch as possible, of what you want yerr new life teh be like... take as much time as yeh need, to give me the best possible view. The more you add, the more material I have to work with. Try teh vision how yeh will look, sound move. Skills yeh will have, things yeh will like or dislike. The complete anatomy of yerr body, the scent of yerrr skin, the tone, the smoothness. Sizes. Fears, hopes, dreams. How yeh want him to feel about yeh when he sees yeh the first time, how yerr love will unfold.... how deep yerr love will eventually grow. Do you want marriage, more kids? A house together? What should yerr job be if yeh have one? Are yeh rich? Middle class? Poor? And if poor are yeh on the streets, have room mates or a small flat of your own? Perhaps this time yeh want to be famous... or a Prince? There is no limits! Are yeh back to being regular human, still immortal? Do yeh have any powers? Give me as much material as yeh can possibly come up with, the more the better result. I told yeh, there's no reversing it, and this is yerr new life, yerrr future, it is up to yeh teh make it the best possible. Sparkle: *She took a deep breath, nodded and closed her eyes* Bard: Alrrright... let yerr thoughts flow freely.... I'll read them as they come. *Hours passed although it seemed like just minutes* Sparkle: *Finally she seemed to run out of more to add, and instantly felt her knees getting forced apart so her legs spread wide open* Bard: *He sat between her legs with one of the horror movie looking tools, a not so friendly grin plastered on his face* So let's get to it lassie... or should ah say lass from now on? *he laughed hollow and arched his back* Remember, no reversing once am done with meh work! A deal is a deal, and ah will claim meh price whether yeh are a satisfied customer or UUUNGH!!! *a loud groan sounded from Bard, as something seemed to punch him out of thin air, and he got instantly knocked off the stool, landing on the cold wet stone floor* Sparkle: *She gasped loudly and tried to get up, but now noticed she had been strapped to the chair by old leather straps, the fear of being trapped with what appeared to be her biggest mistake yet, left her whimpering in fear, desperately trying to wiggle herself lose* Bard: DAMN YEH BRANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! *He stood up with fiery red eyes, spitting blood on the floor* A DEAL IS A DEAL!!!!!! SHE BELONGS TEH ME WHETHER YEH LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DON"T YEH COME UP HERRRRRRE AN FIGHT MEH FOR 'ERR THEN?!? YEH FUCKING COWARD!!!!!!!

[lesbianpikachuu]

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look at her........LOOK at her shes so FREAKING CUTE I WANNA KISS HER............GOD

im sjddjdjcjjsgsgsgdydj????idk i just think of her doing even something as small as holding my hand or kissing my cheek or smiling at me and i just become Overjoyedbc i love her So Much im.HSJSHSJSJDJFJDJSJDJF I LVOE HERRRRRR.............I WANNA HUG HER TIGHT AND GIVE HER ALL THE LOVE I HAVE TO OFFER💘❣💝💟💋❤🌼👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💙🌼💞💖❣💙💕💙💋🌠⚠️🌠💝💫💜👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❤💚💛🌠💫🌠💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💜🌩💜💫❤💕🌻💛💝💌🧡💜💞🌠💚💌💟💛🌠✨⚡⚡🧡🌠🌩💫🌈💙💞💙💖💋💙💟💋💗💟⚡✨💛💞💞💫🌠💚✨💋💖💕💗🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌼🌠✨💛💘🌻💖💟💌💟🌻💫💛💘✨💝💖💕💙⚠️❤💌💛💌🌩💓🌈❣⚠️🌼🌼🍋❤💜👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💘💚🍋💞🍋💟🌼💜💛🍋💘🍋💚🍋💞💜🧡❤🌼✨🌼❣💝🌈💌🌈🌈💋💚🧡💫🧡❤💜💙💜💕🍋💜💋💜💜🌼🍋💘💞💗✨⚡💌❤💌💝⚠️🧡⚠️🌼💝💕💟💌👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🍋⚠️❣💋🌩💋💓💚💖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❤💗💕💓💖💌💟🌩💋🌈🌈💋💓💛🧡🌼💜⚠️💙✨💟💖💓💘🌩💚🍋🌈🍋🌠✨🌩💟💕💟🧡⚠️💜❣💗❤⚡💞💝💙🍋💖✨🌠✨💓💚💘🌩🌼👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❣💗💌💓💚✨💗🍋💓💖🌠⚠️🌠💛💝💚💋🌻👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩⚡💗💗💋💗💚👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💚👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💫❤💫❤🌈💙👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞💓🌠💘💓💌🌻🧡🌻❣💫💞🌈💖💕💞🌼💜🧡🌈💫💗💕💗🌩🍋💟💖⚠️💜💖❤💓🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞💙🍋💓💝✨🌻🌠💫💫💛💓💌⚡💖⚡💌💋💓💗🍋💘💗❣💗💝🌩💗💝💓❤👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✨💓🌈💛💕💫✨🍋🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💟🧡💞🧡👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❣🌩💘💗💜💕💝⚡💓💗👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✨💛❤💛💗💫💕💫💖🌻🌼🌠❣🌻❣👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🍋💕❤✨💚👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩⚠️💞💌💗💛💕💛❤💌💙💋❤💋💌💙🌈❤💙❤💖🌩⚠️💚💌💌💙❤💙❤💟👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💫💕💚💌💜❤🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💘🧡🌩🧡🌠🌩💞🌼❣👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💋💌💙💌💟💚✨💫💞💕💘💛🌩❣💚💜💗💚💗❣🍋🍋💗💖🍋⚡🍋💓💙👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💙💜💙💚💋💜💕💫💙💟💋💟❤💚🍋🧡💘💖💙💫❤🧡💗✨💗

sge just.she makes me so happyy.............all i want is to cuddle up close to her and tell her how much i adore her.............hshshsjdjfjgbfjdjsj ;///;

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[birth-fic-lover]

Katrina and Una - Part 3

It was strange for Katrina to see Una with a flat stomach at first, she had only known her round with child. But she had to say seeing her without a child making her belly bulge suited her, she seemed suddenly full of energy. She was rushing around looking after their daughter in only her bra and panties, she told Katrina there was no point her buying clothes as she would be back to full term once it had been 10 days after the birth. 

The two of them with their new addition even ventured out to a restaurant on day 3, Una enjoyed not being treated like a pregnant women all the time. Though she had a tiny belly forming you could hardly see it, the loose jumper and borrowed leggings look suited her too. Katrina and Una enjoyed nights of passion between feeding there newly named daughter Lottie, but Una counted the days as her belly got bigger. She did an ultra sound everyday watching her second daughter grow, she knew that once she got to day 10 any sexual activity would result in the birth of another little one. 

On the ninth day they were both looking at the child on the ultra sound, Una told Katrina “she is growing great, she grows in the space of about a month in each earth day.” 

“Wow your species grow really fast, good thing you can’t impregnate me” Katrina said with a laugh. 

“Actually it’s my womb that makes the baby grow so fast, if I could impregnate you the baby would be in you for like 10 months instead of the human 9 months″. 

“Oh wow, so that’s why tomorrow you’ll be full term” Katrina said. The she started stroking Una’s arm, “after tonight we won’t be able to sleep together till we want our baby to be born”. 

“You wanna have one last night together?” asked Una

"Was I that obvious?"

Una didn’t even bother answering, she just got the towel to wipe the gel off her belly. Then she started kissing Katrina deeply, it wasn’t long till they were making love on there bed. Katrina knew this would be the last time she made Una cum for a long time, because she had only one shot at this as Una had got so big that there sessions could only last so long before she needed to stop. As she lapped up Una’s juces with her tounge she took her right to orgasm, then they both got a shock as Katrina was greeted by Una’s waters breaking.

There was a moment of shocked silence that was broken by Una tensing and moaning out, “ohhh noooo nooooo gaahhhhh”. She instantly recognised the familiar feelings from less then a fortnight ago.

“Are you having contractions? The baby is coming a day early”

Una nodded once it had passed “how can this be? Our race don’t have babies early, I have been so careful to count the day’s correctly. The child shouldn’t physically be developed enough, unless” she then paused thinking.

“What? Unless what?” Katrina asked.

“My body knew it would be carrying a half human baby, my race our bodies can sense these things. When we fall deeply in love we release a hormone and it tells the body to adapt for the next baby.”

“So it grew the child to develop more like a human, you said your womb grows a child a month a day. So a more human child would only need 9 days.”

And almost to confirm it another contraction shot though Una, a tightening in her enormous belly kept coming back. Each time a little more painful, Katrina would stay by her lovers side only leaving to tend to there first born. Una couldn’t deny that she would be birthing a second child if not tonight then early the next morning, it seems so unfair that she would have to do this again so soon. She tried to breath though the pain, but sitting just felt too uncomfortable.

She knew soon she needed to get up and feed there child, who only drank her milk. “I need to feed our daughter, please let me go to her. Moving around would do me good anyhow.” Katrina nodded her agreement and help Una off the bed, once on her feet the pain became so intense Una clutched her belly and gasped.

This child was wanting to speed out of her, but she was still glad to move. Experiencing pain every couple of minutes she made the slow walk to the babies room, as she entered the room a strong contraction caused her to cry out. She tried to stand strong but she felt her knees buckling, she let out a moan of pain which woke the baby. Una could hear the hungry cry of her child, whcih made her breasts leak. A sob escaped as she realised she wouldn’t make it to the crib, Katrina went and got to the baby. She carried her to Una and sat beside her as she fed. Then once putting there baby back to bed she helped Una up on her feet and supported her into the hallway.

“Oooo haaaa hooooo, I need to lie down” Una moaned and Katrina took her back into the bedroom. She lowered Una’s pain-wracked pregnant body onto the bed, she stroked her sweat covered brow. She was so proud of Una and didn’t want to leave her side, she could see that Una was already tired from the pain. 

“It hurts so much, I know I will love this baby but I really didn’t need her to come so soon” Una moaned. 

“I know I would take this pain if I could, I would birth this baby if I could” Katrina said. She meant it, she wished she could. The goddess of fertility herd her wish, she appeared on the bed beside them both.

"Don't be alarmed" she said in her soft bell like voice, "I can make your desire true, Katrina you can complete this birth just the once".

After finding out Una was an alien, Katrina was pretty open minded. It didn't take much to convince her this was real, "please just do it, I can't wait her in pain much longer".

The goddess put her hands onto Una's belly, suddenly Una felt her pain suddenly disappear. Her belly shank and then the goddess touched Katrina's and her belly grew, Katrina was still semi dressed. The clothes became tight fast, "good luck" the goddess said and she departed.

Instantly Katrina felt the contraction, she tried some deep breathing. "Huff huff hoo huff huff hoooo".

Una was amazed with it all, "I can't believe you just did that". It was so strange to see Katrina with the baby bump, and it was so big and swollen on her smaller body. Such a large belly suited Katrina if she hadn’t been in labour she would of wanted to make love with Katrina and her belly.

"Huff huff hoooo I'm sorry, huff huff hoo. I couldn't watch you in pain". Then Katrina continued trying to use her breathing, Una could tell it was hard for Katrina to got straight to the middle of labour. She was moaning and squirming on the bed, Una helped her take her top and bra off which had become too tight. Revealing a pair of heavy milk filler breasts, Una was intrigued by her partners breasts suddenly being bigger.

"Looks like you can join me in the feeding now" Una said trying to distract Katrina from the pain.

"Ohhh hooooo I can feel her moving into my birth canal, huff huff hooooo. Hoo hoo hoooooo, it's burning me already."

"Its gonna be okay baby, she is gonna pop out of you quick I bet" Una said trying to reassure her. Birthing fluid soaked her panties, Una helped the peel them off her. Katrina could hardly move she was in so much pain, she needed this baby out of her now. She held Una’s hand terrified of the pain, she worried that her body wasn’t build to birth a child that was only half human. But she didn’t regret her wish one bit, she knew that she wanted to experience this.

It wasn’t long till she felt the overwhelming urge to push, she didn’t even tell Una she just bore down with all of her strength. She could feel her body telling her not to stop pushing, and she could feel the child slipping further to her entrance. “Huff huuffff hooooo ooooohh ohhhhh I can feel herrrrrr”.

The contractions were on top of each other, there was no doubt that this child wasn’t going to take long to birth. Una put a finger inside Katrina’s swollen entrance and she could felt the head was close, “Kat you are almost there, the baby it a few pushes from crowning”.

The pressure and urges to push didn’t stop, Katrina hardly had time to breath. She kept her legs spread as she pushed until the head started to make a bulge,  Una got excited when the head started to become visible each push bringing it closer to being born. 

The slit grew in size with each push, Una was so proud of Katrina. When the entrance became a full circle Una worried that Katrina was going to tear, her body was so small compared to Una’s. But Katrina didn’t stop pushing, the pain was intense and pushing helped. Una felt so helpless, she now understood why Katrina wanted to swap. Then Una had an idea, she knelt next to Katrina’s head and offered her motherly milk. Her species created milk that healed and she hoped it would work as a pain relief, Katrina took Una’s breast in her mouth.

The warm sweet milk instantly put out the fire of pain, she could still feel the pressure but she now felt like she could think with a clear head. She grabbed her own ankles and forced the child to crown, she kept going until the head was completely out. Both ladies sighed with relief, it didn’t take long for Katrina to push the rest of the child out still suckling on Una’s breast. Unlike Una, Katrina had to deliver the umbilical cord.

It didn’t take long until everything was back to normal, the ladies just got on with it. 24 hours later from the birth both women were feeding the child they had delivered, only next to her younger sibling could you see how much the eldest had grown in her 11 days. They both agreed that they wouldn’t risk making love until they were ready for another child, no matter what day it was in Una’s cycle.

A couple of days into her cycle they noticed she was a lot bigger then before, they decided it was time for an ultra sound. “Do you think she growing faster then her sisters?” asked Katrina.

“I can’t see why that would be the case” Una said while setting everything up, “we know it’s possible for our children to either need 9 or 10 days to develop, but there is no reason why she should be growing so fast. Plus I don’t feel any movement yet, it’s very strange”. 

Katrina put the gel on Una’s belly and started moving the wand around, they could hear the baby’s heart beat already. “I found her, she looks normal sized.” 

But then they herd another baby heart beat, “two hearts?” asked Una.

“I don’t think so” said Katrina excitedly, then she found it “2 babies, twins”.

“What? how is that possible? My species only have one baby at a time, are you telling me that humans are like cats and have more then one?”

“It’s rare but it happens, we can have 2 which we call twins, or sometimes 3 or even rarer is 4. But don’t worry all I see is 2″.

“I had hoped to keep this baby inside me for a couple of years to give us a chance to raise our first 2, I hope carrying 2 won’t hinder that”. Una spent the next few days researching twins, she was worried when she saw that most women don’t carry twins to term and have to be induced because of the strain on there bodies. It wasn’t long till she could see why, each morning was hardwork adjusting to the twins weight and activeness. She could hardly walk after a while and was in constant back pain, but she didn’t want to give up.

But Katrina worried, Una was only on day 8 and didn’t think she would be able to handle being full term with twins for a year. It was hard work looking after 2 babies who were both under a month old, she didn’t know if it was better to have Una out of action on bed rest or for them to double the amount of children. Una had ran out of clothes already but was too tired to go out and buy some twin wear.

They used the ultra sound each day, and when they got to day 10 they both could see the twin had run out of room. “I know what you are going to say Kat” Una said.

“When we said we were going to wait we didn’t know you were carrying twins, I know your scared but them staying inside you isn’t helping anyone”.

“What if the next ones are also twins, or triplets? Are we going to keep having babies?”

“Una” Katrina said softly “it will be okay, we will be okay. But you are uncomfortable and so are the babies, lets get them out and then if it is twins again then we will go from there. Maybe the fertility goddess can help us next time, but I don’t think you being this pregnant long term is the answer.”

“I wish I was human, then we wouldn’t have to deal with this”

“Don’t say that” Katrina begged “no human could create inside them a child born of 2 woman, our children are a blessing. You are a blessing, before I was no one.”

Una nodded, “You better bring the girls they are due a feed, let me do it.” Feeding always calmed Una, Katrina went to get the girls.

As soon as Katrina had left the room a woman appeared, she looked like the goddess of fertility but didn’t glow and she didn’t seem to have the same essence. Also unlike the goddess she didn’t have a globe like belly, Una was silent she had no idea what was going on. 

“You wish for things to be different?” asked the woman, she didn’t have the bell like voice but a deep female one. 

“Who are you? You look like the goddess of fertility.”

“She is my sister, I go by a different name but I also have powers in that area”

“What do they call you?” asked Una

“The dark mother, but we don’t have much time. I can make you human, all you have to do is wish it in front of me”.

But then Katrina came in with a baby in each arm, the dark mother knew that her plan would not work now. She had hoped to ride the world off all of Una’s race, she was unable to kill but she could make them all human. But unlike her sister, they had to ask for it for her to do such a powerful thing.

She had been seen though, so she wiped both ladies memories. Then she had an idea, she had been watching them and knew that before this pregnancy Una didn’t know they could have twins. So she wiped there memories back to just before they do the ultra sound and discover it’s twins, all they remember is noticing that her belly was bigger then before. She then put them to sleep and destroyed there ultrasound machine, she then left and all 4 of them awoke.

Karina almost jumped out of her skin when she saw Una, quickly they noticed that Katrina had healed from the birth, the children had grown by a week and of course Una looked beyond overdue. They tried to use the ultrasound but it didn’t work, they had no idea how they had lost there memories. They put the children to bed and discussed what to do.

“We have no idea why this child is so large and active, it could be that she is ageing quickly and she the size of someone who is a few months old. I wouldn’t think it was possible but there is so much movement”.

“You look like your carrying twins, do you feel more then one inside you?” Katrina asked.

“That would be impossible, my species only have one baby at a time, are you telling me that humans are like cats and have more then one?”

“It’s rare but it happens, we can have 2 which we call twins, or sometimes 3 or even rarer is 4.″.

“In the entire history of my people we have only had one child at a time” Una sighed and then said “I don’t know if it is safer to try and buy an ultrasound machine and find out what is going on or birth her before she gets bigger?”.

“It is your body, but I think either way we will need to get the child out of you. Whatever reason it is large, it isn’t good for both of you for her to be confide to your womb”.

Katrina put the children back to bed, and when she returned Una was ready for her. Una had been undressed all this time as no clothes fit her fertile form, but now Katrina undressed also. They lay in bed as they enjoyed Una’s extra large belly, to Katrina Una was so so desirable. 

Una slid her hand down the side of her mountainous belly feeling all the motion, she was convinced the child must of grown into a 9 month old. But she wondered how this could be, none of it made sense to her. But before she could think further, Katrina started to finger her. Una’s hips lifted and she gasped at Katrina’s speed, as she came she felt a sharp pain and her waters gushing out of her.

“Ohhhhh goood job Kat” Una said, and she got off the bed hoping gravity would help make this a quick delivery. Katrina steadied her and Una held her bump, her hands slipping on the sweat covered skin. She could feel the head dropping down her birth canal, she swayed and moaned out the pain. She hoped this child wouldn’t tear her, she caught of herself in the mirror and marvelled at the size of her belly. 

But then another contraction hit her hard, she gave a push and was relieved to feel the child inch down. “Nnnnaaaahhhhhh” she moaned pushing again, feeling the child move just a little closer to the outside world. It seemed that before that contraction was even over, the next one hit her. She took a quick breath and pushed again, “gggaaaaaahhhhhh”. “She’s coming,” Una tells her love, “she coming, oooohhhhh. Gaaaaa right now. I I can feel the head, oh god help meeeeeee”.

Katrina wished her breast milk was able to take away the pain like Una’s could, she rubbed Una’s back. This child would be so big, Katrina was scared for Una. Though she looked so round and fertile, Katrina knew that this was going to be a difficult birth. "Oh Una we will get our little girl out of you as soon as we can".

"Gaaaaaaa, this girl ain't so little" Una corrected as she bore down. She could feel the head making her spread her legs, as it came further down her birth canal. "Oooooo oooooo heeeeeee" Una moaned, this child seemed to be moving despite it's size. Una knew it wouldn't be long till the child would be crowning, her breasts were heavy with milk for all her children.

She gave a push and the child started to be revealed, little by little bit by bit. Una spread her legs as wide as she could and as she pushed the head started to emerge, maybe she was stronger then she thought. Using her hand she could feel the round skull of the child that was stretching her, the rest of the head slide into her hand. It was almost over, she just had the shoulders to go. In a couple of pushes she felt one then the other side out of her, then the child slide out onto the mattress. 

Una brought the child too her soothing her until she stopped crying, her baby was here and started to suckle on her breast. She noticed that her belly didn’t feel as heavy, but apart from that and her not having contractions she didn’t feel much different. Was finally gonna have to deliver a placenta, no that couldn’t be it the child had no cord.

But something didn’t feel right, she felt a deep intense ache like when a baby first enters her birth canal. Una couldn’t think with all the movement within her, plus she feeling some pressure, and the urge to push again. Suddenly, she felt another contraction, “Oww owww owwww, Kat this doesn’t feel right my belly is round still. I’ve had 3 babies before this one I know how I should feel, I’m still contracting.”   

Katrina felt Una’s belly, at the same time both of them felt a sharp kick. Katrina looked up at Una, she could see in her eyes the kick confirmed something to Katrina. But Una shakes her head “don’t tell me there’s another baby, I can’t do it again.”

"I told you sometimes humans gave birth to two or even three children, if our child can develop in only 9 months then we can also conceive twins.”

Una didn’t want to believe it, she was too scared. But another contraction hit, along with the urge to bear down. Una could already feel herself starting to open deep inside as the head stretched her. “Naaahhhhhh something’s coming ouuuuuuut, I want it to stooooooop. I can feel something wriggling inside me”, she was still feeding her daughter while this was going on. “Take the baby oooooohh, take the baby”.

Katrina took there baby, putting her straight in the cot next door and came straight back. “That’s it Una, keep going”.

“I can’t, I can’t do this this doesn't happen” Una sobbed, she was so scared. She didn’t think she was strong enough, but the pressure built up inside her once more.

Whether she liked it or not her youngest child moved down her birth canal, readying it’s self to join them. Having just given birth to the previous child, she was already stretched and dilated so she hoped this would make giving birth this time easier. But she was also so sore and tired, she just wanted to rest with her family. But Una knew her labour wouldn’t end, until she had delivered the second of her twin daughters. 

Her love could only watch, she wished she could swap with her again. But no goddess saved them this time, 

“It should be easier this time” said Katrina, “you’re doing amazing, you are making history right now”.

As she felt the head slowly make its way down, Una thought she was going to faint from the pain. She didn’t want to make history, she knew that her body was trying to self heal whist also birthing a second child. But she was determined to get this baby out of her, it wasn’t long till she was bulging once again. 

“Hoo hoo haaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhhhh” she screamed and moaned, “oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhh”. The contractions were hitting her hard, it felt like she might tear her vaginal muscles from over use. The head slipped out of her bit by bit, she followed her urges pushing with everything she had left. 

Katrina watch the teardrop shape grow as the head was slowly born, only stopping to breath it didn’t take long for it to side out fully.  "The head is out, you are so close”, she told Una.

Una didn’t stop pushing, she pushed and pushed until she felt both shoulders slip free. Her child rushed out of her, and she was glad to see her belly was no longer hard. She had done it, Katrina went and got the other twin back. They looked at there two beautiful girls, they were so happy.

On the other hand the dark mother wasn’t she had wanted them to be full of fear, but they had come together. So in a moment of anger she did what she was famous for, she stole children. She took the 2 children that had been left sleeping in the crib, she took them to the kingdom of the forest. One she left on the side of the road, she would be found and would be named Sill. 

The other she gave to a couple who owned an inn, they named the child Winter. 

In years to come the dark mother would regret her actions, like she did with many of the things she had done in anger. But it would be too late, but at least despite being taken away from there biological parents,both girls grow up to have good lives.

[swashbucklery]

Yes hi hello how are you doing I would also like to talk about Sara learning to be taken care of please.

Yes thank you for coming to my TEDtalk i feel so so strongly about thissss like. I just - approximately twice per season I just sit and think about the journey of Sara from Arrow canon to Legends, and am filled with feelings about it. This BABY KID like she has not taken a nap since 2007, and now she’s mostly happy and doesn’t feel like a monster who’s only good for murder and she has a TIME FAMILY and a VERY CONFUSING FLIRTATIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH HER SHIP’S AI and she’s a CAPTAIN and she’s finally found her feet as a grown human being and I just get real, real soft about it. Like. In a way, that in itself counts as a happy ending when you think about the place she started.

(even just the journey from s1 to s3, like!!!)

(remember when she was 200% chill about killing martin because it made the most strategic sense and it was a HUGE CHARACTER MOMENT when she didn’t?)

(remember that episode in S2 where she was getting to know Amaya and just real subtly tried to make small talk to see if her approach to avenging her dead boyfriend was like…murder? because i’m never going to stop laughing about it that was the best ever)

(remember when she was all, feelings are the worst and i refuse to have them)

(anyway now she has 47 baby time siblings and friends and they’re her fAMILY and she’s willing to admit it and have dumb family dinners and a chore wheel  and that’s honestly So Much, like. All of these goofballs are better together.) 

And now that I’m rewatching S3, I think Sara definitely thinks about Ava, romantic-stylez, before she talks about it. Pre-Beebo Day, it has definitely occurred to her that she wouldn’t kick Ava out of bed and that maybe she’s sort of not unhot.

But okay. Ava isn’t unhot and there’s this 40 second flicker of vulnerability that Sara gives her and she’s so upset over Martin and she’s lost so much and she’s so aware of how much she cares about her people and that weird blend of Feelings She’s Gonna Deal With Later Probably Over Bourbon is just making her soft.

So maybe she lets herself like. Think about it. About what it would be like to have a Somebody.

And how Ava wouldn’t be the worst somebody; she knows about time travel and she can handle herself in the field and she can put up with the Legends and - hypothetically.

If Sara were interested, which she’s not, it’s just this nice thing to think about from time to time.

(At some point, also, can we discuss how the time that elapses between the beginning of Beebo Day with everyone’s super fresh grief and the end of whatever ep involves Sara and John 69ing in ‘69 is like 48 hours tops because OH MY GOD. THESE KIDS DESERVE SUCH A BREAK)

And I think that some of Sara learning to be taken care of, at least from an Avalance perspective, is those conversations she has with Leo and with Zari about how Ava liiikes herrrrrr. The fact that they’re encouraging her to go for it and not warning her off for Ava’s sake.

(I also have like, 40203480248 feelings about Sara learning to be taken care of in the context of a relationship, and with her team, and honestly there’s a whole fic meme just in that.)

(I love her so much she’s the best.)

[hanasaku-shijin]

LWA19 liveblog under the cut:

oh god oh boy

FUCKING FINALLY IVE WAITED 4 YEARS FOR DIANA’S BACKSTORY LOOOORDD

oh jesus starting with the flashback baby angsT

WHEN

TRADITIONAL

AND MODERN POWERS

MIX

HOLY FUCUUUCKCK IT’S LITERALLY DIANA AND AKKO AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FINALLLLYYYYYYY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAMA CAVENDISH PLS

ooohhh my god oh my GOD

SHE’S GONNA  OPEN THAT GATE

FOR HER MOTHERRRRR

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

but little does she know she’ll need Akko’s help hueheue

wow fuck im gonna CRY

NOOOOOOPPPE NOPE NNOOOPPPEEE TOO SAD BYE

oh shit i just remembered andrEW is gonna be in this...........

pls be there for .5 seconds and then leave

oh no Hannah and Barbara cryiiiIIINNGGG

ALKSDJHG FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO

PROFESSORS DONT LET HER GOOOOOOO

i love that H&B dont even show they care it’s Akko they’re talking to they just spill the beans and dont even have the energy to be nasty to her like usual

w h a  t   th e  h e ll 

what is this “ritual” sounds fishy

IF IT’S AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE IM GONNA SCREAM pls trigger have more class than that

OH MAN TONIGHT

AKKO CANT HANDLE THAT SHE DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO LET IT SINK IN

H&B crying sounds so painful BUT WHAT IF DIANA CRIES

FUCK ME

AKKO IS SO UPSET BY THE IDEA OF DIANA QUITTING

SHE KNOWS DIANA WOULDNT WANT THIS SHE KNOWS DIANA WANTS TO STUDY MAGIC MORE AND GRADUATE AKKO KNOOOOWS

holy shit im not even 5 minutes in but i just

i need to

i cant believe this is actually happening im FINALLY GETTING TO HAVE THIS

uWEH Lotte petting her little sprite ;w;

wow Akko just fucking BARGES INTO DIANA’S ROOM WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING OMG

oh man she doesnt even hesitate she knows where diana is if she isnt at her room

she knows EXACTLY WHERE TO GO SHE KNOWS DIANA 

i s2g if akko sees her crying as she takes off and cant stop her im gonna lose my shit

oh my lord

it’s

it’s hAPPENING

A DIANAKKO MOMENT WHEN THEY ARE ALONE TOGETHER

FOR LONGER THAN .3 SECONDS

F I N A L L Y

okay i gotta *INHALES*

okay

im

gonna do this

HERE I GO

“it isn’t like you to leave something unfinished” AKKO HAS COME TO KNOW HER SO WELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

IM FUCKING LOSING IT YOU GUYS

if 

if diana leaves right fucking there right in FRONT OF HER

OH GOD

oh shit

Akko mentioned

Diana’s

parents

oh

oh nnoo

oh my god diana is bREAKING THE RULES FOR AKKO 

oh my god she’s about to cry you can hear it in her voice

I CANT DO THIS

noooooooo they’re doing this “rival” bs again

not rivals FRIENDS PLEEEEEASE

FUCK

okay OKAY in akko’s flashbacks of the people she loved Diana was there like 3 TIMES AAAAHHH THAT’S LIKE MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE I THINK??? idk i will go back and count later knowing me

lol andrEW was there once LMAO SUCK IT he was there as often as Arcas LOL

oH

SHE REVEALED SHE KNEW ABOUT THE WORDS

OH MY GOD THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT THE WORDS

DIANA KNOWS AKKO IS THE ONE WHO HAS TO FIND THEM

BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN DIANA CANT HELP AND AKKO KNOWS THAT

she’s gonna miss her professors and FRIENDS 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO GET HERRRRRR AKKOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAH

FUCK

FUFFFUFUFKCCKCK

you know diana left as quickly as she did cuz she could probably feel herself about to cry so she had to leave before akko could see that

on another note, wasn’t this episode supposed to have OVA-styled animation cuz im not seeing it

yo the Cavendish estate tho

MORE UNICORNS OHHHHH MAN

oohhh thank god Diana has a nice maid ;v;

ohhh FUCK

she’s smiling BUT

BUUUUUUUUUT

WAAAAAAAAH

oh my gOD

her fucking aunt LITERALLY HAS A SNAKE

W OW HOW FITTING

oh great a dinner party with andrEW and his dad probably so Aunt Bitch and him can make business ventures and shit to screw everyone over

W H AT THE FUCK IS SHE HOLY SHIT SHE JUST VANISHES??? UMM???

oh my god

akKO

HIIIIITCHHIIIIKE

holy shit cant wait for an audio blurb of that

okay look literally akko is so small compare to andrEW WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP THEM HE’S SO FUCKING BIG HE’S CLEARLY SO MUCH OLDER THAN HER EW GODDDDD

STOP IIIIIT HE’S LIKE 30

ew i cant even handle seeing her next to him like that uggh

OOOH more hints at violence and rage across the world

bet Croix is having a field day with that

oh yes good thank god they confirmed diana and andrew are related on some level so they cant be getting an arranged marriage thank GOD

so yeah i should mainly be worried for akko hhhhhhhhhhha

OH MY GOD

DIANA

ACTUALLY

RIDES HORSES

HOLY SHIT

THAT MEANS

YOU KNOW SHE CAN RIDE  U N I C O R N S

OOOHHH MY GOD EQUESTRIAN STUFF IS MY SHIT

OH FUCK

oh my god i literally predicted what akko and diana said to each other right off the bat i have a post where i CALLED THAT SHIT

but can andrEW leave now pls can we have more diana/akko moments alone

this is the first time we’ve seen diana wearing pants tho wow

OH GOOD andrEW is gone for now

oh my god Diana absolutely can not STAND these women holy shit she’s gonna lose it if Akko doesnt first, hearing them insult Luna Nova

oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

IT WASN’T EVEN THAT DIANA WAS MAD AT THEM DISSING LUNA NOVA SHE WAS MAD ABOUT THEM DISSING AKKO HERSELF

IM FUCKING S C REA M ING

SHE

JUMPED IN TO DEFEND AKKO

TOOK HER BY THE HAND

HOLY JESSUS IM

i literally i need to  l i e dow n

oh my  god u guys they touched

in canon

im

i literally fucking im

holy fuck

oooooooooooh my god

I NEED A MINUTE

IT’S TAKEN ME 40 MINUTES TO GET 16 MINUTES INTO THIS

i need to

rewatch that part agAIN

MY GOFD

“AS MUCH A WITCH AS I AM”

WE ALL KNOW THAT ISN’T TRUE BUT HOLY SHIT DIANA IS DOING WHATEVER SHE HAS TO TO DEFEND AKKO

HOLY LOOORRRRD IN HEAVEN

oh my god akko

HOOO

DIANA YELLS HER NAME LOL

GETTING SCOLDED BY THE GF

oH

I love Anna

protective nice maid who was probably diana’s only friend as a child after her mom died

she silences Akko right away because she wants Diana to be heard no matter what, probably because no one else at that mansion will listen to her

OH MY GOD

THEY’RE PUTTING AKKO

IN ONE OF DIANA’S DRESSES

EL E V E N TH   BIRTHDAY

AND AKKO

FITS INTO IT OMFG

but ooohh my gosh this means DIANA TRUSTS AKKO

WITH THIS IMPORTANT DRESS HER MOTHER GOT FOR HER ESPECIALLY

OH MY GOD???

oh my god oH MY GOD

SHE’S GONNA TOUCH THAT BEAR ISNT SHE AND DIANA’S GONNA FREAK OH YMY GOD

OH

FUCKING

FINALLLLYY

WOOP THERE IT IIIIIIS

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

THAT PREMIUM CARD

AFTER 18 WEEKS OF SPECULATION FINALLY IT IS CONFIRMED

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

“Affection” is 

the Cavendish motto

holy fuck 

me and my shipping ass will let them show “affection” all right

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

oh boy is akko finally gonna learn about diana’s past and mom ///? PLEASE

oh my god is akko having dinner with them

IN THAT DRESS

AND DIANA

IN ANOTHER DRESS FUCK MEEEEEEE

OH MY GOD

final minutes what giant thing is gonna be revealed at supper??

oh my gOD AKKO’S SHIT TABLE MANNERS

diana’s like “how am i gonna live with this in the future when she’s my wife” LOL

oh my god is she gonna try to SELL him Diana’s stuff??? or worse HER MOTHER’S STUFF??? I BET YOU

OH

FUCK

NOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOONONONNONOOONNOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK THIS BITCH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING DOOONT

oh my god this is it

shit is going down

THEY’RE GONNA FUCKING DUEL OR SOMETHING

OH MAANNNN

oh

 my go d

i

im fucking shook

holy fucking shit