#i love em as a ship and as brother in laws

[lizpaige]

i like to think that declan and adam have heavy passive aggression towards each other until the end of time BUT i love to think about them having a stare contest standoff after something and then jordan comes into the room like “oh good adam’s here, can you take a look at our car? it was making this weird noise” and declan’s all “nono we’ll take it to the shop” and adam smirks all innocent and nice “its not a problem i can take a look” 🙃 eventually forcing declan to show some gratitude when adam gives them his diagnosis before riding off into the sunset on his motorcycle ✌️

[the-hawthorne-heiress]

AVERY KYLIE GRAMBS

hawthorne heiress. philanthropist. world changer.

(actually just a average girl who somehow got her life messed up by a dead man)

@jameson-hawthorne : my boy. he is everything. believes he has to prove his worth because his shitty grandpa said he was ordinary. please don't risk your life. love you xoxo

@gothic-cupcakemaster : sunshine goth girl. my lovely sister. deserves the world. stress bakes a lot. love you lots.

@the-eldest-yehawthorne : most sensible and nice hawthorne. my sister's fiancé and like my brother. heavy accent. wears cowboy hats 24/7.

@therealgraysonhawthorne : has every kind of issue you name it. major daddy issues. even more grandfather issues. cannot admit he's not okay. believes he has to be perfect. take a break please.

@xander-hawthorne-is-the-best : my bhff (best hawthorne friend forever). blows up everything. mostly has one eyebrow.

@lyracattalinakane : the new mystery girl who called grayson and now everyone ships them. looking forward to knowing you!

@omg1g1 : grayson's half sister but more like xander. i think we'd get along very well. chaotic. cool.

@savannahgrayson : gigi's (older) twin and grayson's half sister but she's girl-grayson, intimidating, cares about her sister (+grayson)

@motherfaxingmax : my best friend. never swears. chaotic as fox.

@theaaacalligaris : was a bit wary of her at first but she's nice now. except the time she made me dress up as em*ly. her fashion advice>>>

@rebeccalaughlinsblog : the best laughlin imo. nice and sweet. thea's love.

@leelee-ortega : my lawyer. covering up illegal shit is normal for her. didn't listen to her advice alas.

@theonlyskyehawthorne : we have the hate-hate relationship.

@zarahawthorne-calligaris : skye's sister. there was smth between her and oren. cool and collected

@nan-hawthorne : tobias hawthorne's mother-in-law but scarier than him, a still living legend.

@evelaughlin : we share the same dad (unfortunately). almost traumatized gray and jamie. still won't let them live in peace. turned out to be the traitor.

@mattias-slater : eve's bodyguard. in love with gigi (?).

@rohan-his-lordships-successor : the factotum of tdm.

main blog is @sxturn-to-mxrs

[huanted-dennys]

Hi!! I just wanted to say that I am obsessed with your Bluestreak x Sunstreaker art!! It is amazing! And I am so happy to have found a fellow Bluestreak x Sunstreaker shipper! I'd love to hear any headcaonons you have about the two of them??

AAAAANDNFBFNF THANK YOU

And tell me about m8 i can’t find many other sunny and blue shippers it’s a true tragedy UnU

maybe after i answer this i’ll post a comic of them i never finished cause there really isn’t enough fan works of them seriously :0

If u have any headcanons yourself btw i’d love to hear them

(my headcanons beneath the cut)  i warn u i’m very bad at articulating my thoughts so this is gonna be messy

- I love the differences in writing between blue and sunstreaker, how blue is talkative and energetic but can be seen as too much, while sunny is very reserved, and creative but incredibly cocky

- sunstreaker being more quiet and blue being more talkative complement each other so so well. blue doesn’t have to be scared he’s gonna overwhelm sunny (and if he does he trusts sunny to tell him) and sunny isn’t shooed aside in conversations because he only talks when he feels what is he says is important.

- 100% believe tho in terms of couples they would be the most obnoxiously in ur face couple on the ark, pda all the way baby. sunstreaker wouldn’t really give a shit what people think and bluestreak is really just vibing and happy to be around him

u name it, hugs, cuddling, little pecks throughout the day, u cannot get away from the pda.

- Sunstreaker got a shovel talk from prowl and smokescreen (mostly prowl and jazz made fun of him afterwards for being so protective)

bluestreak did not, however, get one from sideswipe because it is constantly implied to everyone that if one twin is picked on the other is right around the corner ready to start throwing elbows

- sideswipe and smokescreen were definitely on the side making bets on if they would get together

smokescreen lost a lot of money

- sunstreaker taught bluestreak how to defend himself in close hand to hand combat and in turn bluestreak showed sunstreaker how to locate snipers and avoid there line of sight

- bluestreak doesn’t paint but loves sunstreakers art he thinks he’s super talented and has art sunstreaker gives on display in his habsuite

- before only sideswipe was allowed to call sunstreaker nicknames (sunny, sunshine) in private

even tho that never stopped sides from embrassing sunstreaker in front of all their peers

but bluestreak is allowed to use ‘sunny’ in public. sideswipe thinks it’s hilarious 

not ship related ig?

- bluestreak isn’t actually related to prowl and smokey but they adopted him as a younger brother and jazz as kind of a brother in-law

-bluestreak had a family before the fall of praxus but lost them all in the bombing

-sunstreaker and sideswipe grew up near and working in the gladiator pits

- sunstreaker stopped painting for a long time after they joined the war and sideswipe tried to encourage his brother but it wasn’t until they landed on earth that he started again

sorry if this was long and poorly written I have to work midnight shift tonight and i’m very eepy

if anyone has any headcanons throw em at me >:}

[logantheluscious]

Angela 'Angie' Hunter Broadway Star

#quickfacts

Angela 'Call-Me-Angie' Hunter.

If you don't have a mom that loves, cherishes and uplifts you... congrats! Now you do! Angie is the MomTM of the group and she'll welcome in anyone who needs it. She just has so much love, compassion, empathy and patience to give. The more the merrier!!

Super involved in her kids lives!!!!! Has encouraged their creativity at every turn and would support 'em no matter what. Angie is a big facetimer and she makes sure to check in several times a day with her kiddos (Main 3 and other faves ie. Is, Ceren & Jess).

Giant theater nerd and seasoned Broadway star. If you allow a lull in conversation, there's a chance Angie will breakout into song. She's just coming off a run now in time for the holidays.

Married a giant Grump but loves him more than anything in the world!!!! (Only thing she loves more is their kiddos). Angie can get her husband to do pretty much anything including have, *shudders*, FUN.

Loves fashion, gossiping, day-drinkin', hosting parties, performing and her VERY FIRST GRAND-BABY Ms Lexa!!!

Connections

Nathan Prescott (Isobel's dad), ___ Celik-Montgomery (Ceren's mom), ___ Knightly (Jess' mom) - thee BFFs!! The group chat between these 4 is always on fire and they have many lunchtime catch-up sessions. They will be gossiping at the ball!!

Lawrence Huntzerger (William's dad), Percy Vandervort (Alex and Aaron's dad), Nicolas Lopez (Zeke's dad)- Robert's MIT college buddies, Angie has known them for forever!!

Holly Vandervort (Alex and Aaron's mom) - Angie has OPINIONS on how Holly and Percy treated Alex prior to the birth of Lexa but she's trying to hold her tongue. After all, they're more family than ever now.

Alex Vandervort - beloved Alex!!! The way Angie has welcome Alex into the family has been way over the top but she simply cannot be stopped!

Children: Logan, Camille and Jake Hunter Grand-baby: Lexa Vandervort Husband: Robert Hunter Sister-in-law (Robert's sister) and Brother-in-law (her husband): Jack Bass and ___ Bass Nephew: Atticus Bass

Robert Hunter CEO

#quickfacts

Robert Hunter is a #businessbitch and always has been. He's never smiled on the record and he's not going to start now. Being GrumpyTM is his entire personality and scares off most people. Unfortunately, not everyone.

If Robert could get away with it, he would live at the office. He would live, eat and breathe working. He loves a suit, he doesn't know how to relax and he runs a tight ship. Only the strong interns will survive.

So, how come Robert does show up to the UES events? His beloved and beautiful WIFE is here so... Here he is. This man loves his wife more than anything in this life!!!

Robert: I miss my wife, Robert: *leaves so he can go home to his wife*

When it comes to his kids, Robert dotes on Camille the most- she can do no wrong <3

Jake he is less harsh on but you'd have to tell his face this (he's not very good at expressing his love even though he feels it v deeply!!). Logan on the other hand... Robert is disappointed but trying to be better about it. Although, now Lexa is part of the family... Logan really should start taking things more seriously.

Anyways, Robert will be actively avoiding small talk and checking his email on his work phone.

Connections

Lawrence Huntzberger (William's dad), Percy Vandervort (Alex and Aaron's dad) and Nicolas Lopez (Zeke's dad): Robert's buddies from MIT! His two lifelong besties are Percy and Lawrence. However, they had a BIG falling out and have been nemesis...es for ages now. Robert is just stuck in the middle.

Children: Logan, Camille and Jake Hunter Grandchild: Lexa Vandervort Wife: Angie Hunter Sister and Brother-in-law (her husband): Jack Bass and ___ Bass Nephew: Atticus Bass

[fortunafavours]

Care to share some facts about the ROs?

oh, absolutely! i'll drop a few about each:

Malcolm

Has been imprisoned twice, and nearly hanged once. Not something he's really proud of, but not something he shies away from either.

Knows how to use a sword! It should come as no surprise to anyone that he was training from young to enter squirehood and eventually knighthood. He swapped paths when he was sixteen and needed something to keep him out of trouble, so blacksmithing kept him busy. Turns out he was good at it and stuck with it as it's meditative for him in nature.

Everything Malcolm forges has his signature on it: a small M engraved somewhere on the steel or handle. That's how you know it's an authentic Ashford blade and of good quality.

If Malcolm had a dnd class, he would be a LG oath of devotion paladin with the artisan background

Cyril

Loves cats. Has had a few in his lifetime, currently has two, both black: Mischief and Mayhem. Mischief is a sleek black and Mayhem is a fuzzy black.

Is left handed!

Not really religious, but definitely knows a lot of sayings for the old gods and uses them regularly. The one he refers to most often is Bastian, god of dawn and dusk and the patron of shadows and rogues.

If Cyril had a dnd class, he would be a CG/LN grave domain cleric with the charlatan background

E

Has fairly good memory recall and is likely to know exactly what you're trying to refer to. However, the pitfall to this is that it makes them not a very good liar. "I don't know" doesn't fly when you can remember where you were on August 15th at 3:55 in the afternoon.

Reads EXTREMELY corny romance novels for fun, but would rather gnaw their own hands off than admit that outloud

Knows a lot about ships. They're from a merchant family and spent a lot of time between ports, so they have a random assortment of knowledge on boats.

If E had a dnd class, they would be a LG conjuration wizard with the sage background

JJ

Was an annoying theatre kid (speaking as an ex-annoying theatre kid). It shows in their debate style, as they cannot help the flair for the dramatic.

Knows how to count cards and has, on occasion, used loaded dice. You could take them to a gambling den and win, but you'd have to know when to haul 'em out. Not because they have issues with gambling, but because they have far too large an ego and would blow it pretty quick.

Of all the ROs, JJ is the least likely to give you a nickname as a term of endearment and instead, always use your full preferred name. However you introduce yourself to them is how they'll refer to you (i.e. if you say your name is Daniel, they'll never refer to you as Dan or Danny unless you say so, even if others around you are doing it). They're very proper in this way. Likewise, they absolutely hate being called Jamie/Janey. It's either James/Jane or JJ.

If JJ had a dnd class, they would be a CG glamour bard with the courtier background

D

like their younger brother, D also has magic, and actually made it through SCEPTRE training with top marks, but didn't qualify for the group. So instead, they were made head of the sorcerer division of the kingsguard.

If Fortuna were set in a modern verse, they would have the most "dad rock" taste in music of all time. Like, Journey, Aerosmith, Queen etc. They'd have a record player and their favourite records and get tons of mileage from it.

Takes great care of their mount. One of those real rider/beast bonds, was probably a horse girl.

If D had a dnd class, they would be a... lawful... oath of the crown paladin with the knight of the order background

A

In certain circles, and once you get to know them better, they utilize their mother's surname of Larkspur as they themselves hold no love for the Calyx crown either. Being a pawn in greater political ambitions does not suit them well.

Very religious. Depending on the twin, the deity they follow changes. Amaranthus is a follower of Viralaine, goddess of love and death, whereas Amaryllis is a follower of Valentine, goddess of mercy and justice. They have very different perspectives on this.

If they aren't tending to their duties at the temple, then they're usually in the burial mounds paying respect to the departed. The dead keep the best secrets after all.

If A had a dnd class, they would be a NG twilight cleric with the acolyte background

[zkoh001]

can you do some garmasako after seson 3. Ypu say you would like to rewrite Misako and I would like to see this.

Can you make some them agruing and them forgiving each other?And some fluff(If you want)

If ypu dont want to write that,no problem just please give me anything about them!

Please answear and make me know are you gonna do that or no.

I thank you in advance and look forward to your reply

Oh, wow an ask!

I'm not a big writer, but I defo think theey would be more couple-y with each other. They still love each other, but at the same time, a lot happened, since then.

I would imagine something-something being a bit standoffish. They would have some lingering resentment, that undermines their immense love for one another.

G: You abadoned our son (even if I know you never meant to leave)

M: Well, you abandoned me first... (even if I know you didn't mean to get venom-ed)

I want some domestic fluff moments, nothing extra, just hugs, and touches that last a bit longer. I could imagine Lloyd being like "I could have had that..."

So basically fucked up people trying their best to be better together, and to give Lloyd a childhood that was forcibly ripped away from him.

Garmadons sacrifice would happen, and Misako would refuse to grieve, dead set on being the single parental figure, and a steady point for Lloyd. I could see her getting a bit overbearing, maybe in her moments alone we would see her staring longingly at a picture of her, Wu, Garmadon and wittle baby Lloyd.

Wu would help her get her feelings out there, and just generally be there, no shipping involved. She would be very closed and hostile at first

M: You can't understand!

W: I can. That day, not only did you loose a husband. I lost a brother.

#traumabonding

Oh wow, that got dark fast. Back to the fluff! They would be troublemakers as both young, and old people. Also, as a sidehobby, playing fiddle on Wu's last braincell.

Obligatory HoT, side tangent: Here we are, sons of god, masters of nature, and this random archeologist we found in the trash, we can't get rid of her halp.

Also, they both have a gremlin side, and they make each other ten times worse. Definitely pranked the EMs, but they couldn't do shit about it. When they asked wu he just said, "lol, now you know my pain"

But only they can break Wu's rules, and set his last braincell on fire, because you mess with my brother (-in law) you mess with me

Lastly, before the cat law applied to Lloyd, it applied to Garmadon. If he fell asleep on you Misako and/or Wu would just stand in the doorway. Watching. And waiting Making sure you play by the rules :)

[bgs-cave-o-thots]

i have a question, as a fellow Orbot and Cubot fan, how do you feel about most recent content showing all egg man's robots as his children and them all being siblings? i like it for metal, belle, and sage, but i don't know about Orbot and cubot. also i get worried about shipping them? i totally shipped them before frontiers but after sage referring to them as her brothers idk how to feel. i joke that cubot is a "brother in law", but idk how long canon will allow us to ship them before it gets weird. anyway, just wanted to know your opinion! thanks!

I'm not the biggest fan of the fanworks showing Orbot and Cubot as siblings/Eggman's kids, personally. Nothing wrong with it, never was, just not my thing. As for the canon stuff...honestly? I don't think it's as big of a deal right now as people worry about.

When I first heard the news I hadn't seen all that far into Frontiers yet (it was only a day or two old at this point), so all I knew was from seeing someone i follow saying "well shit theyre canon brothers now guess im not shipping them anymore" out of nowhere. Which. Without any context. Did make me a bit afraid at first.

But later I saw what was actually said in game and realized...this is just some kid trying to learn what a family is supposed to be, and what her family would be compared to that, with her father figure basically going "yeah if you say so i guess". This is not Orbot and Cubot calling each other siblings. They aren't even there to call Sage their sibling. Sage is trying to connect the relationship of inventor/invention to parent/child, which, while functional sometimes, is not an accurate assumption 100% of the time.

I am an extremely firm advocator for how relationships involving sentient robots has very different rules to organic beings. A robot and their creator can have a parent/child relationship, sure, but they could also be a couple, siblings, friends, enemies, literally any relationship to each other should they choose. The parent-child dynamic could even be swapped, with the robot taking the parental role and the creator being their child (they've done this in the Sonic franchise already, see Mombot and Eggman from Sonic Boom). Same goes for multiple bots of the same maker. Partners, families, anything. And one robot seeing the creator as a dad doesn't mean the other robots made by that creator have to see them that way too. I feel like this especially applies to things on the scale of Eggman's robots. He's made thousands, if not millions or even billions of robots. At that point it's more like a whole race/species/community/something on that larger scale than one single family.

I also have a distaste for the "all eggman robots are siblings and are kids of eggman" thing especially when it gets used for ALL Sonic universes, not just the modern universe? For example, if you apply that to Boom, you get some...uncomfortable clashes with some canon relationships (see: Cutebot & D-Fect, Mombot, every time Cubot hits on another machine, probably other things I'm forgetting)

Anyway. Obviously I have a lot to say on the topic, but in the end...who cares? I don't see them as siblings, I probably never will, regardless of what canon does to 'em. None of my shippy art or writing will ever have them as siblings, and I assume the same of all that I reblog. I've been here on the cuorb/cueball train for years, other people have been here even longer than me. Definitely a whole lot longer than Sage's little throwaway 'brothers' comment in Frontiers, or Orbot's 'big bro' gag in Rise of the Wisps.

If those things make the ship feel icky to you when it hadn't before, and you don't wanna ship it now, that's fine. Sure, it sucks when a ship you love doesn't work out, but it's not your fault canon threw a curveball at you. Sometimes that ball hits you in the gut hard, makes you feel sick. You can hit it right back - choose to ship it anyway, via au or canon divergence or whatever else - but there's no shame if that ball hits you hard enough that you gotta sit out the rest of the game.

So, my final verdict?

Just do what you want. It's more fun that way.

[hyvee]

Here’s my one piece playlist and yeah i’m going to explain each song below bc im on a road trip with nothing else to do

Dont Carry It All - pretty self explanatory i think… friendship and love forever ❤️❤️❤️

Feel Us Shaking - god it’s perfect. I love this song and it is literally abt one piece TO ME. Also maybe Ace specifically… (cries)

Stuck In The Middle With You - luffy and law’s friendship LMAO… specifically “clowns to the left of me jokers to the right” ….. caesar and doffy LOL

INDUSTRY BABY - desperately need to make an AMV. I can see it in my brain and it’s epic.

The Call - also self explanatory i think… maybe an emphasis on luffy and namis friendship… but also just in general very one piece coded to me.

What A Fool Believes - idk this might be a stretch but i like to thibk it’s abt sanji being manipulated by women LMAO? Anyway

Dreams - i mean.

Can’t Find My Way Home - About Zoro LOL. Drunk and lost. Maybe loosely zolu but to b clear Luffy is ace to me but i can see him and zoro only ever truly needing each other and spending the rest of their lives together so yeah.

Everybody’s Talking - about luffy 🥹❤️ soooo about luffy it’s HIS SONG to me.

Dancing In The Moonlight - one piece coded in general but specifically that Skypiea party ✨

Long Train Runnin - i think Franky would love this song. I want to show the straw hats the Doobie Brothers i think they would like them LMAO….WITHOUT LOVE….. WHERE WOULD U BE RIGHT NOW?

Listen To The Music - i wish the straw hats were real so I could listen to the doobie brothers with them.. WHAT THE PEOPLE NEED IS A WAY TO MAKE EM SMILE… AINT SO HARD TO DO WITH U AROUND! LISTEN TO RHE MUSIC! 😁😁

Kind And Generous - so many ppl r so grateful to luffy and crew. Do you understand. Rebecca would sing this to them

Aint Nobody Straight In LA - idk LMAO shits and giggles … Ivankov and Bon Chan would get down to this

Under The Milky Way - finding the one piece…!!! Also i think zoro would like this song

Heat Lightning - epic song for epic show.. also emphasis on Roger’s story… and Oden. And Wano in general too …. Idk a stretch maybe

Ghost Ship - just straight vibes , a lazy day on the sunny just chilling and having fun etc. I feel like Brook would especially like this song

Black Smoke Rising - very one piece in general but specifically Arabasta

City Of Angels - Can i say something. This is Zoro’s song to me and specifically he is singing it… i like to imagine he’s singing it. (horny)

Remember Summer Days - VIBES… HAPPINESS… also i think Robin would like this song

Catch The Rainbow - ok first of all i would like to say that this song is blatantly copying Little Wing by Jimi Hendrix but also it’s 6 minutes and Little Wing is like less than 2. Also i might just like it better. I’m sorry. Anyway it’s one piece coded

Holiday - COME ON…… also i think Usopp would like it specifically… also emphasis on heartbeat? Luffy’s heart beat? Hi. Is anyone reading this

Wraith Pinned To The Mist And Other Game- let’s all have fun 😝✨✨ let’s partay

Tubthumping - this song actually is about one piece like for real. Chumbawamba told me. Luffy gets knocked down but he gets up again. You’re never gonna keep him down.

Dreams - i mean.

Jackson - WORLDS FUNNIEST ZOSAN SONG… DO U SEE MY VISION. ZORO IS ORVILLE AND SANJI IS TRIXIE.

GONE GONE / THANK YOU - high AMV potential… specifically that bit at the end.

Never Ending Story - self explanatory

Upside Down - Luffy coded…. Also i can see sanji singing it for some reason

Bridge Over Troubled Water - this one makes me fucking crazy… luffy @ the crew but more importantly the crew @ luffy… !!!!! (sobbing)

[troutfur]

I can see the Hawkfrost and Ashfur sibling bond too, now looking at it. Instead of ambushing and killing Firestar, Sunrise ends with Ashfur leaving Thunderclan and joining Riverclan to be with his brother. I can see Leopardstar grudgingly allowing it because it's Hawkfrost, her apprentice who graciously stepped down and gave Misty back the deputy ship so he can have this. It changes things, but I can see Ash somehow convincing Hawk to wait for Leopard to die and also wait for Twany's and Bramble's kits. (Ash would prob offer his up as soon as he found a she-cat to willing tut o honor-carry em.) Depending on it, Tiger might convince Hawk to Honor sire some kits too, to further their ambitions.

I just love the idea of Leopard blatantly playing favorites like that, hahahah. I personally wouldn't end it like that, but I like the idea of him and Hawk having plans to go live together platonically once they get away with it.

THOUGH! I do have to say! The way I set up my rewrite lore, honor siring and queen's rights do not exist! That's a Better Bones concept, remember!

Even if in my worldbuilding cats are expected to not reveal sires due to the fact conclusively doing so means stripping other pfurr members of their claim to parenthood it is not codified law and the practice of openly honor siring/carrying within Clans would be seen as heavily scandalous. These cats care a whole lot about marital fidelity and conception within wedlock.

If Ash or Hawk wanted kits they'd have to find a third for the nest.

[schulhz-chen]

Ok, I think we REALLY really need to complain about GT now, because the last updates weren't that great and the current one from Korea was pretty bad.

The secondary game modes are not that good.

Colliseum: you don't even need to play to receive gem every week.

Arena is very difficult even with a good team because of that player who has a team that is 100% ranged dps and 200% additional shield

The expedition is only challenging when you play for the first time, when you get the maximum score you may never enter again.

Guild Raid is only minimally challenging when your guild has a lot of people playing, otherwise it will be just you fighting against level 60 bosses using a level 95 or 100 team, since there is no longer a growth limit according to the progress of the story mode.

Boss Rush is garbage, that's a fact, the same thing as Guild Raid but with things that could be in Guild Raid to make it a little more fun.

And now they released hell mode (a STORY mode) which is a TOWER CHALLENGE MODE, this could literally be the boss rush and it would be 100% cooler.

It could be like this: the stages of hell mode followed by a boss fight and then the next stage, using the mechanic of choosing the difficulty level and debuffs of the last boss of the boss rush, that would be cool,mas eles tinham que tapar buraco ,já que tinha um literal modo chamado inferno e eles não podiam simplesmente deletar,parece politixo em época de eleição tentando fingir que fez algo,I wrote this in Portuguese because my anger about this update is unbearable.

Now Cammie's Super Costume.

1st (not the corporation commander), this custom would make more sense to launch in the nightmare mode of world 16 which is literally THE NEXT NIGHTMARE MODE TO BE RELEASED SINCE THE ONE IN WORLD 15 WAS RELEASED IN THE LAST UPDATE

2nd- the super costume design is not that good actually (kill me if you want, but I'll keep this):

Hair color is different between sprite and illustration

The outfit doesn't suit a dark element unit, the change in attacks is very bright, and even in the theme of marriage, something that reminds us of happy and less dark things (except for those who have a father who went to buy cigarettes and never came back) and suits a basic or light unit much better;

It is physically impossible for a human being to wear that;

the clothes don't show any signs of being pretty, in fact they look like New Year's clothes (when they say that the color of your clothes is something you want for the next year, red is love, white is peace and yellow is money) that they wear, but they took a veil and a bouquet and said it was a wedding dress;

The sprite (as well as the illustration) is boring, the colors are monotonous and very repetitive thanks to the hair (yes, whenever I can I will talk about the hair) which they could have changed to make it at least a little more cheerful, this outfit looks like they took Cammie and threw a bucket of paint on her hair and another on her clothes;

The illustration was made to sell you that this costume is good, showing you her chest and back that are obviously open to get your attention, even though you never see her back in the sprite since she will probably have that hair that doesn't match covering it, but in general it is so obvious that they wanted to show her breasts, her ass and the health problems she has due to malnutrition since she is as thin as a broom handle.

3°-The story of Heavenhold that was released looks like a fan-animation of a ship from a fandom that gets 300,000 views, e a fan-comic of a ship, the difference is that more than one person was paid to do it.

4°-Now I'm going to have to listen to people saying that Knight is LP's brother in law.

5° I'm absolutely sure that you'll see another ship in this third season that will be that annoying Bellial in Priscilla's body (and that also happens in world 17 and 18), and then people will fight between Fp, Priscilla and Camilla to see who will be Knight's future wife and then someone will come and say that Knight marries everyone because he's like that guy from Isekai who has a harem.

6°If you compare Andreas' SC with this one, you will notice that in almost all the previous points that I wrote, Andreas does WELL.

(honestly I think ships like AkayukixSumire, FpxFK and AilliexCraig are canon after that, the purest conviction and I'm burning with rage because I hate them all.)

I'm not even going to edit, change the font size or see if I wrote something wrong.

In fact, there are so many things that irritate me nowadays, like the new interface, but I only talked more about Hell Mode and Cammie's SC because they were my limit.

Then you say "if all this irritates you so much then why don't you stop playing?" Then I tell you that I stopped playing thanks to this update,tchau.

[jonnyardor]

[Intro]

Understand, understand, understand

See my face, I'm done sayin: I aint playin

I am loved and Reborn, every day

I'm my own version of a real man

[Verse]

Felon in the eyes of my fam, really irritating

Weeping on the melons of Madame, keep em irrigated

Treated as an afterthought, they'll regret in hindsight

Streamin when my palm writes, income like pipelines

My rap is deeper than coitus and high life

Sobering thoughts and my fantasy is sky high

I got a good wife, we're raising ours right

True to my new self, I'm living Christ like

Should've passed out brother fingers to my little siblings

Cuz the way they passed me up, hate without a ceiling

Bigotry like this is why my wife abhors religion

Lukewarm Christians praying loud but God wont care to listen

Technological advancement, I can be more graphic

Imma knock your lights out, leave you keysmashing

Slap out the bass, out of wannabe Chuck

Chuckle at his gibberish, fucked his wernicke up

--

Head up your ass, I'll knot your arms , youre a pretzel

Head of mine critiqued, but it soon became the stencil

Brown noser relatives (immer am scharwetzeln)

Can't take my jokes? Let me hide a pencil

Dark humour is morbid, not anti-Black racist

Germans were zombies, gold diggers, makeshift

Graveyard shift but holes were like craters

At least in Namibia they buried their leaders

Skulls as a trophy like soldiers american

Did to Iraqis, Afghans, Iranians

They emigrate and change race like Kardashian

Big nose is vilified, Disney thinks Aryan

Papa named me Jonathan, God's gift, heaven-sent

Now he's bedridden, Godspeed, you're coming back

Instead of grieving, the rest seems hellbent

No to bereavement, keep acting heartless

Towards me and my wife and my offspring

Too often, neighbors and aunties did gossip

About me, then they believed their own stories

Sorry, your works dont give my God glory

Call me, verify what you heard about me

Doubt me, openly, long's you confront me

Taunt me, long as I know, you're really for me

But dont speak, ill about me, when I'm your homie

It's lonely, not just up top, but when you fall deep

Was horny, cramped in a room with kid and shawty

So corny, in-laws look sour, not resolving

So jarring, mad for no reason, it gets boring

Be honest, spell out your issues and move onward

A forward, attacking me nonstop like a coward

Dont cower, face your emotions, feel empowered

Where His presence towers, I can't get devoured

Verse

You were wrong for choosing your publicity

Over showing up for a woman in her pregnancy

Jeopardizing beating hearts, scoffing at their misery

You wont see their infancy without an apology

Narcisstistic mom and dad,

One had money, one had kids

Some of us did not repair,

Some need honeys, some need drinks

Pressure felt from everyone,

You're afraid what people think

So you're living how you're told

And you shame the mavericks

Thank you for your 3 horrendous months

Had a place to sleep, but we were on the run

When you kicked us out, He gave me an apartment

God is Lord over the storm, I'll never jump ship

Always faithful to my love, not like y'all did

Get offended bout my lines if the shoe fits

Fuck your feelings, cuz my heart has your shoeprints

Blocked your contact, until God gave me a new lens

(Chorus) x4

Understand, understand, understand

See my face, I'm done sayin: I aint playin

I am loved and reborn, every day

I'm my own version of a real man

[Outro]

Oh oh

Real man

Oh oh oh oh oh

Real Man

[celtfather]

Reaver Drinking Song #280

"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing – and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order." Zoe’s description of reavers on the TV show Firefly sounds pretty insane. And every time we meet the reavers in the show and movie, they seem just as insane. And yet… they can fly spaceships. I share the story behind my song “Reavers Drinking Songs” today on Pub Songs & Stories #280.

0:25 - Marc Gunn “Molly Malone feat. Jesse Ferguson” from Come Adventure With Me

3:00 - WELCOME TO PUB SONGS & STORIES

I am Marc Gunn. I’m a Sci F’Irish musician and podcaster living in Atlanta, Georgia. Come Adventure With Me comes out on March 4

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5:09 - UPCOMING SHOWS

FEB 24: Maggie McGuinness Pub, Huntsville, AL @ 7:00 PM

MAR 2: The Lost Druid Brewery, Avondale Estates, GA @ 6:30-9:30 PM

MAR 9: Senoia Beer Company, Senoia, GA @ 7-10 PM

MAR 23-24: Sherwood Forest Faire, Paige, TX

MAR 30-31: Sherwood Forest Faire, Paige, TX

APR 19-21: Jordan Con, Crowne Plaza Ravinia, Atlanta, GA

6:06 - The Elders "Down at the Pub" from Well Alright Then

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10:53 - THE STORY OF REAVER DRINKING SONG

Inspired by the episode “Bushwhacked” from the TV show Firefly

Check out Episode 3 of In the Verse: Song Crafting

Reavers Drinking Songs Lyrics

"Reaver Drinking Song" lyrics and music Marc Gunn

* Bash their heads flay their skin Make them scream in pain Let ‘em alone and think you’re done Let's start another refrain

Niska was old and scary, A bad reputation And then he heard a reaver scream His body's gone for cremation.

Badger was a businessman Roots in the community A reaver ate his little gang And now he can't even pee

Durran's steak was always rare Before I first met him He met a reaver now won't eat steak He's a vegetarian

Bester loved ships and women They howled when he boarded them He shipped was boarded by reavers. Now He howls when they board him.

Boss Higgins' word was law What he said was set in stone Then reavers hit Higgins' Moon The law is now written in bone

Fanty and Mingo are fine twins You can't tell one from t'other Until they met a band of reavers Now Mingo's the prettiest brother

Jubal was a bounty hunter A sadist through and through He rambled about philosophy While a reaver started to chew

No mercy, they all were weak Cattle for the slaughter Open them up, look inside I think I see Harry Potter

18:23 - Marc Gunn “Reaver Drinking Song” from Come Adventure With Me

20:57 - CREDITS

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[ivy-loves-chocolate]

Karl is so gentle with her it baffles everyone else, (except jet) like, even alicna is shocked, even Karl himself wonders where the hell it comes from

I'm afraid I'm even more mean to her in the future, really mean, if you remember correctly, her past "owners" who jet bought her from. Well he's not dead, nor is his brother, or his uncle, so.

Okay so I now need Miranda and jet to have a baby and Miranda to get attached, I just don't quite know how the hell they get together or the conversation comes up that she's want a vessal, actually I do have a idea for the first date, also jet being a papa, yess he's a dilf I'm sorry,

Yess normally angel joins in on gossip groups except she's to nice and gentle with everyone so she's just pretty much good news lady, sometimes they have it without her to ship Karl and her, alcinas daughters LOVE the idea of angel being their aunt-in-law so they pull all kinds of stunts

Honestly I think all of the winters children, Kamisama, (angel) Ketsueki (Jet), Ethan, and whatever their older brother was called would make amazing parents though I think angel would make such a good mother, don't get me wrong all of jet and his older brother would get best parent awards (ethen would to but.....) But angel? I honestly think it help her alot,

Anything you want to heae more about? (Exactly the baby's when they have em I haven't got that far) like, more about jet and Miranda or Karl and angel staying there. Or Me being mean to angel, anything with jet? Angel spending time with everyone else any more nsfw, etc etc

🐺

Why are you so mean with this girl 😭 she deserves some peace 😭

And about Miranda and Jet's conversation about the baby, I see Jet as a straightforward guy so when Miranda would talk about a vessel I imagine Jet saying “how about we make our own” so casually while carving something into the wood.

What else? I think I’d love to see Angel as an aunt!

[mohluskiepedard]

Rating ATLA Characters literally only from what I’ve seen in fandom

or: posts that probably shouldn’t be on my writeblr except I don’t have a sideblog

the context here is it’s half midnight and I have never seen ATLA except I have opinions now apparently so here we go whoop de do- 

I’m also not actually rating them like numerically that’s too much work i’m just stating opinions I know I’m a fraud

AANG

- A child?  - A son?  - he is Baby. but also. he has had It Rough  - would make the updog joke - has unspeakable power or smth and everyone says he’s better than the Korra girl who comes after him but honestly tastes like sexism to me - doesn’t kill people because he’s like twelve, right? he’s like twelve so he refuses to kill people - I stan honestly - less twelve year olds should kill people - Some people say his name WRONG and they are BAD but i don’t actually know what the right way or the wrong way is so. have fun w that yall - lived in peace unTIL THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED 

KATARA

- She is also like twelve???  - Is everyone here twelve - Cortana?? Katana?? Catbug??  - She has good hair, - Her mother is dead??? her mother is dead n she has a brother but she cares about her mother being dead WAY more than him (or apparently the entire fandom??) - Badass - She seems soft. good. sweet - she’s a water breather or whatever??? her brother is NOT but he is a meme - I love her 

SOKKA

- NGL looks like a fuckboy  - The meme brother! does not do the water things, but he has an aXe???  - dates BAMF lady - ngl until I talked to my ATLA watching friend I thought he canonically dated Zuko  - kinda mad he doesn’t - I haven’t actually seen anything about him except like. in zuko ship posts and also Suki appreciation posts - joined the white lotus not-a-cult by accident???  - dark ATLA tumblr show me more Sokka posts - is his name prounounced the same way as Soccer or isn’t it I need to know - HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND TURNED INTO THE MOON - (AND THAT’S ROUGH, BUDDY) - He and Suki are a good ship, but also, Sokka Has Two Hands

SUKI

- the BAMF herself - she says STOP in that photo but also to sexism - Rlly all I see of her in fanon is abt her teaching Sokka to drink his respect women juice and I appreciate her doing that but also it’s sad she never gets talked about outside of what she did for a man - I hope she has other badass moments w/o him it would suck if she didn’t - she is NOT the girlfriend who turned into the moon, she is the one who didn’t - I don’t know much else about her ATLA Fandom y’all should appreciate her more

ZUKO

- Look at him... my son... - He has a good redemption arc - he and his sister are evil lesbian and redeemed gay guy??? - has a straight canon ship but should’ve been with Sokka this boy is gay - I Want To Protect Him - That’s literally it - he has a cool uncle and his dad sucks  - people ship him with Katara and I Do Not Get It that’s his sister in law except not really - “We don’t trust Zuko’s change of heart” [the next day] “so Zuko is my closest friend now,”  - His dad was like “fuck up the avatar to prove your worth to me” and Aang was like “counter argument you already have worth and we should fuck up your dad” and I think that’s beautiful - he becomes the fire man and he’s very good at it - Zuko for President 2020 - in the words of myself, half an hour ago: “ I was like "that kid with the burn on his face seems like a sad but then happy mlm who needs found family" and I was RIGHT” - took too long to find a happy picture of him :( Zuko rights NOW please - His mother’s story got compared to an OC of mine and all I can say is oh no and they deserve better based on that alone - I have had Zuko for five minutes but if anything else happens to him I will kill everyone in this throne room and then myself

TOPH

- She is badass but like also will murder you while laughing maniacally? - for some reason reminds me of Nott from Critical Role, another show I Have Not Seen - Is blind but gets more out of making jokes abt being blind than she would from being able to see - “Sight is just a cheap tactic to make weak benders stronger!!!” - Literally the opposite of Aang and has killed many people?? - She Can Tell When You’re Lying. But I do not know how and Am simply mildly threatened by this - Therapist: Toph’s ability to know if you’re lying isn’t real and can’t hurt you. Toph’s ability to know if I’m lying:  - She and Zuko.... buddies???  - if not they should be - tiny sad boy needs friends like toph

AZULA

- Evil Lesbian Culture - [BDG Voice] You committed a war crime! Oopsie! - took be gay do crime too literally - her and Zuko have accurate sibling writin except instead of “you ever want to murder your sibling for breathing in the same space as you,” being a Joke Azula took it seriously - okay but with a name like azula she should be the blue bender this ANNOYS me she should NOT be red bender - AZULa  - AZUL - IT MEANS BLUE - She was half of y’alls gay awakenings and it SHOWS - Should have maybe been redeemed too??? Jury is out no one knows - Was she gay for Ty Lee or wasn’t she I can’t tell how much of that Audio is a joke - IS SHE ALSO TWELVE??? IS EVERYONE HERE TWELVE?? IS THIS TWELVE YEAR OLD COMITTING ATROCITIES? 

UNCLE IROH

- A Good Man - Finally, Some Good Fucking [Adult Figures]  - he has the tea. literally and figuratively - Ozai is like “and I will permanently disfigure my son and throw him out” and Iroh is like “What The Fuck, Ozai,” thus voicing the entire audience’s thoughts - Literally the only adult in this that I trust - I? I love him. this is all I have to say. my love for him is unending. Some1 protect this man from all harm   - he’s Zuko’s uncle (and also Azula ig) but he does not seem related to Ozai. is it just a theme in this family that one sibling is chill and one sibling commits horrendous atrocities against your fellow human beings or  - something happened to his son???? :((((( I Don’t Want Him To Have Suffered Like This

OZAI

- A BAD MAN - Uh Oh (stinky)  - THE WORST OF THE MEN  - I do not like him - Bastard man. nasty. committed war crimes and then went “but what if - get this - i also abused my son,”  - I would like him to Not Be Like This - by Like This I mean present and alive  - :/ 

TY LEE

- She’s NOT the There Is No War In Ba Sing Se lady and I don’t know why i thought she WAS but until I looked up her photo I thought that was her  - She looks like a sweetheart tho - I hope nothing bad happens to her????  - talks about auras??? or smth??? let her vibe - She would talk animatedly to me about warrior cats if she was in my year seven class and I was sat alone and I would understand none of it but appreciate her anyway - if azula bullies her I’ll be :( at Azula and Azula will not care because she has Mommy Issues and therefore is slightly unhinged - She seems like that one kid with no trauma vibing at the edge of [every other kid having trauma] and not really getting it but trying her best - Is she also twelve?????? She maybe looks twelve

CABBAGE MAN 

- HIS CABBAGES - fulfills my favourite trope: ordinary person repeatedly has life disrupted by the inconveniences of relying on actual children to save the world - probably has a campaign post canon for letting trained adults fix the worlds’ problems in the future - or sets up the Very First Cabbage Insurance Company - look at him. he loves his cabbages so much. you go you funky lil cabbage man

ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES MOMO

- LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO GOOD - small. fluffy. big ears - Lord Momo of the Momo Dynasty: his Momoness - a Good Boy...

APPA

- he looks so soft... - he can fly but he just does it by??? vibing through the air?? motionless??? iconic - I saw that one post about mishearing it as Abba and thinking he was Aang’s dad and he looks like he would be a good stand in dad ngl - he’s so LORGE - a chonky boy - love him

that is everyone I have heard of it and if I left someone out it’s a sign that y’all should talk about em more bc I have no clue they exist put more ATLA On my Dash ig I’ll do Legend of Korra ig maybe apparently that one has canon wlw and i love me some canon wlw

[leesielex]

Cyvasse of Crowns

Thank you to @libradoodle1 for the beautiful moodboard and for Betaing this on top of everything else she does for me and many others of the Jonerys fanfic community! I attached a snippet, please click on the AO3 link to read entire story. And don't forget to leave kudos and comments! Hope you all enjoy!

Daenerys double checked her reflection in the floor length mirror. A squeak alerted her to the door opening and her eyes lit up as she saw the reflection of the person approaching from behind her. She took a step to the side to allow room to squeeze in together, wrapping her arms around their waist and smiling brightly.

“Oh em geez! Dei, you look ah-MAY-zing!” She complimented her best friend.

“Thank you, Dany. Marge always comes through! You truly look like a Moon Goddess,” Dei told her, as they admired each other.

One of the biggest reasons she loved her friends, they were always so supportive.

She and her friends, Missandei and Margaery, had decided to dress as characters from their favorite book series, A Cyvasse of Crowns. It was based on the ancient myths of Essos and Westeros. They had bonded over the books while roommates in their freshmen year, all randomly placed together in the arts dorm.

Dany was accepted to the fine arts program at KLU, much to her parent’s chagrin. They believed she was throwing her life away and urged her to go to law school and work in one of their family’s law firms. Her father and youngest brother ran the one on Dragonstone, while her mother and eldest brother worked at the practice in Essos. They had hoped she would follow in their footsteps and help Aegon and Rhaenys open the new King’s Landing branch.

It had been a tumultuous time when she chose to go against her father. Her privilege, name, and high marks, as well as her portfolio earned her a full scholarship. She had to find her own job and earn her own money to pay for any expenses not included.

At first she worked in the campus cafeteria with Dei, whose family was blue collar from Naath. But Marge was a wonderful addition to their life, and while her family paid her way, she always shared with them and helped them when she could. Which included getting them better jobs in her grandmother’s art museum. They had finished her degree a year ago; now her artwork was displayed in a local gallery owned by Margaery.

She came from a wealthy family in the Reach, with a large inheritance and used her own degree in art and business to start her own gallery in the upscale arts district on Rhaenys’ Hill. Missandei studied art history and continued to work for the Queen of Thornes. The colorful moniker used for Olenna Tyrell, Marge’s grandma, due to her sharp tongue and shrewd business dealings to obtain the most unique and sought after pieces in the history of the Realm.

When they needed an escape they would read A Cyvasse of Crowns and once they had finished the series, they became obsessed waiting for the next book, A Breeze of Ice. The author seemed to lose interest so they turned to fanfics and quickly began writing their own.

They even joined a discord group about their favorite ‘ship’, The Goddess of the Moon and King of Winter, to communicate with other fanfic writers and book readers. She met many amazing people and promised to send a pic to them all, especially to her beta, someone with the screen name, KingSnow.

She had joked and discussed the series with KingSnow especially, and became a fast fan of his fanfics. When she mentioned she wished to write her own, he encouraged her to try it and volunteered to edit them. Now they spoke daily about their ideas and works in progress. It was fun and exciting to explore her deepest desires in this world of fantasy.

The words of his latest fic had Dany flushed and bothered. Before she knew it, her fingers traveled lower as she sought relief to the smutty words upon her phone screen. Dany had confided in KingSnow she had a secret desire for a more dominant partner, though she had never tried such a thing. A few days later he gifted her a smut of Dom King of Winter/Sub Moon Goddess.

When she finished she tagged him in a message in the group that she gushed over his fic, in more ways than one, adding an emoji with an orange face, tongue sticking out, and a drop of sweat on it’s brow indicating it was hot. Then sent an addition of one of their many inside jokes, telling him, ‘but it was no anal golf.’ The ensuing gif storm that followed had her laughing out loud until her eyes watered and her lungs ached.

Daenerys dressed as the Moon Goddess of Valyria, who in the books, cracked the moon to hatch a thousand dragons. She lived among the people, ruling for a thousand years, and gifted them with the dragons. Her descendents all had silver moonlit hair and purple eyes.

She herself was a descendant of the Valyrians and her ancestors were said to ride dragons, though none existed anymore. Her family was one of the few left to still have these features and her home and family jewelry was all decorated in Valyrian steel dragons, with obsidian and ruby embellishments.

Missandei chose the costume of Libra, the Goddess of Justice. Her storyline freed the slaves of Essos from the Great Masters and the Harpy. Well loved by the Moon Goddess, she was given a dragon named Dreamfyre to help her break the chains of slavery and smash the slave trade.

Marge was of course going as Jillie, her favorite character. Unfortunately, she was killed off early in the books, though she was still a fan favorite and had a huge following. She was a Goddess of Fruits and Flowers, creating the rich soil in the Reach that fed the people of Westeros. The Tyrell family was said to be her descendents which was why their House still had remnants of Roses carved into the antique furnishings.

They had all helped each other get ready, with their own special talents, to get their costumes to look as close to the books as possible. Dei was a wonder at braids and emulating hairstyles, while Dany’s art background gave her a talent for makeup. Marge had a keen eye and attention to detail and could find any outfit and accessories and put them together to perfectly complete the look.

Weeks they had dedicated to getting everything just right. Now, as Dany and Dei looked into the mirror they were in awe, truly looking like the artwork that accompanied the books. Her hair was half up in intricate braids, twisting and feeding into the other, with small curls framing her face as the rest hung down her back in loose waves. The makeup was nothing too elaborate but brought out all her best features.

Her dress had a fitted blue bodice with a low cut v that pushed her breasts up and gave her killer cleavage. The silver embroidery gave it a truly ethereal look and was completed with a large silver belt around her waist, the metal twisted into its own patterned design. Though sleeveless, there were silver details that matched the belt at her shoulders with beaded strands draped from it, attaching a cape that reached the floor. The cape moved beautifully behind her as she walked. The skirt flowed around her and accentuated her hips and made her look like true royalty.

Missandei left her dark hair more natural, only the front twisted into a gold band that wrapped around. Her makeup was natural and light. The dress she wore was white cut into a halter top that tied to a gold necklace. A strip of blue fabric wrapped around her hips and the skirt was more fitted, with enough space to move freely. Her costume also had a cape made of the same white fabric and lined in a matching hue of blue.

Marge’s dress was a masterpiece of green. The sleeves jutted out just slightly from her shoulders. It buttoned in the middle at the base of her neck, yet left almost her entire back exposed. A single rose was attached to the front at her waist. And the bodice of the dress had lace roses and vines covering every inch. The green skirt had large pleats evenly, yet strategically, placed to fit her curves. Her light brown hair had a twist from the front, one from each side, that met in the middle of the back of her head, leaving the rest down.

“You guys! Don’t leave me out!” Dany heard Marge lament from behind.

She turned around and gasped at her beautiful friend, extending the arm not around Dei to Marge. “Get over here!”

She ran over excitedly and joined in a group hug. “We are so gonna get laid tonight!” Margaery smirked.

“Marge!!!” Dany scolded her.

Her friend had been trying to hook her up with someone ever since she left Daario, telling her the best way to get over someone was to get under another, with a wink and her signature wicked smile. Dany could only roll her eyes.

“What? It’s true. We look hot tonight! Any man would be a fool not to notice. And you know I have had my eye on Robb Stark.”

Ah, yes. How could any of them forget? Robb Stark was Marge’s newest target after she finally left the spoiled socialite Joffrey Lannister after an unfortunate incident on a plane after they vacationed in Dorne. The video of him throwing a fit about the service in First Class had gone viral when he attacked a flight attendant.

Robb was throwing the party they were to attend. Marge met him when he came in to purchase some artwork to decorate his new condo, having just moved from the North after graduating and starting his own company. Grey Wind Inc. was a solar power company whose mission was to turn King’s Landing more green. His father owned a similar company in Winterfell, one of the most environmentally friendly places to live.

“Well, we all know at least one of us will get laid tonight,” Dei said with a wink as she stepped from the hug and sauntered towards her purse discarded on the bed.

“Ha ha. Rub it in! We can’t all meet our soulmates at nineteen,” Marge bit back, though they all loved her boyfriend, Grey, who was meeting them there, dressed as Torgo, Libra’s love interest in the books. He was such a good sport about the matching costumes, even wearing the full body armor of the famous Unsullied.

“Ok, ok. Enough about our sex lives, or lack of them. Let’s get this party started!” Dany said as she threw her hands into the air and wiggled her hips from side to side, making a silly face with her nose scrunched and mouth open. Dei laughed and whooped next to her.

“We will leave, just as long as you promise not to do that again! Not very Moon Goddess of you,” Marge admonished her, looking her up and down.

“Let’s take a picture for the discord group before we go, really quick!” Dany suggested.

They got out the selfie stick so they could all get in the picture and she clicked a few from different angles. A ding alerted Margaery from her own phone.

“Oh! The Uber is here!”

[korroding]

talk about ur ocs, now. this is a threat

Hi Anon bot I’m gonna assume is one of my mutuals onsite or offsite do you even know what you’re asking me to do

Adding cws as I go, someone tell me if I missed something

A lot of this is word vomit

Spoilers for my fangan except idrc because I’m never doing anything with it

Fallen Cards [ Danganronpa ] 3/16

CWs: Murder, strong language, child abuse, alcohol, abandonment, hospital, death

Suki Hikosaburo

Okay so I think I use she/her/clove/clover for this bitch maybe idk.

Clove’s the protagonist of Falling Cards‼️ Yunno despite me not using her like ever because honestly I don’t find her that interesting to roleplay with

Anyways clove originally started off as just Kiyo’s love interest who didn’t go to Hope’s Peak but somehow ended up in the killing game bc she’s special

Now she’s the Ultimate Private Investigator 👌 She gathers information for her brother Chinen to use in court cases

She’s really desensitized to murder and comes off as really insensitive during the investigations

Suki is very headstrong, it’s her way or the high way

^ That actually ends up nearly killing Hoshi ( and indirectly kills glooms if she fucks up during Chapter 4 )

Backstory stuff timeeee

Clove grew up in an upper class household

Has the whole picture perfect family ( 1 mom, 1 dad, 1 brother, and her ) going on here

Anyways her mom runs a private investigation firm

Suki went to a private school

During her second year one of the teachers was murdered

This bitch stuck clover nose where it shouldn’t and ended up getting 2 students and another teacher arrested

Homegirl is fucking ecstatic that she got it right and somehow convinces her mom to let her intern at the private investigation firm when she’s 14

Good job ig 😥

Just realized Maru might be reading this hi Maru don’t tell anybody in the Discord about the Hoshi stuff please and thank you

Anyways

She’s 16

Originally I was gonna put clover in a poly relationship w/ Kiyo and Sonoda but that’s on that backseat burner rn cause fuck love more murder

Friends with: Chinen, Kiyo, Sonoda, Umeko, Umeda, and Aoki

Chinen Hikosaburo

Ooooh we do not talk about why he was created in the first place

Anyways he’s straight now bc of that

The only cishet guy ever

He has the fattest crush on Kiyo ( who acts like they don’t know because they’re not willing to lose a friend and does not at all like him in that way )

Honestly the only reason I ship SuKiyo nowadays is so that I can say Chinen got cucked by his sister lmao

Hi Maru if you’re reading this SatoKiyo4lifers

He has so many friends what

Ladies’ man ( apologetic )

He’s persuasive! And kinda manipulative but we don’t talk about that

Is it weird to call your own oc hot cause if not 😁

I’m kidding he’s just well dressed

I have a twisted view on what frat boys act like and that is exactly what Chinen is

Anyways he’s Suki’s twin‼️

He’s the Ultimate Lawyer

Guy won a shit ton of debates AND got something in his town’s law changed

He says he’s hot shit and he means it

Friends with: Suki, Kiyo, Sonoda, Mizuki, Takeshi, and Aster

Kiyo Watanabe/Brooke Allen

“Koro do you ever shut up about them” Of course I do how do you think I catch my breath? Through my nose? Anyways

Kisses them on the cheek then throws the box I put them in into the ocean ( affectionate )

The only reason they’re the Ultimate Florist is bc at the time I was obsessed over Flowershop AUs

It ended up working out really well so

Their hair is dyed brown, natural hair color is black

They’re nearsighted and cannot see out of one eye completely

Anyways I wanna talk about their backstory

Their actual name is Brooke Allen ( they never had it legally changed to Kiyo Watanabe for some reason??? They’re fine with being called Brooke btw, they actually kinda like it better than Kiyo [ bonus points for Brookie /j don’t call em that ] )

So anyways they’re white British and lived in England for the first 12 years of their life

Their dad was named Remington [ Remi for short ] and he ran a somewhat popular business

Their mom’s named Heather and she had no job

Remington was uh,,,,an alcoholic

Honestly he never did anything to Brooke when drunk cause he always passed out, but it was annoying for her to have to drag him from the couch and to his bed

It was when he was sober

He wanted Brooke to take over the business when he retired so he pushed their education to the extreme

Whenever they got a question wrong, he would drag a needle across their skin just enough to draw blood

They have a lot of fading scars bc of this, and are very ashamed of them

One day he kinda punched Brooke in the eye while they had their glasses on

And ended up breaking the glass and completely scarring their left eye, hence why they can’t see through it present day

He actually hugged Brooke after that but that’s like the only “”””affection”””””” he showed them ever

Heather doesn’t do jack shit because she’s normalized this behavior

Fast forward to when they’re like 13

The family is in Japan for a year bc Remi got a contract

During this time Brooke meets an old man named Akira who runs a flower shop

Neither Remington nor Heather really cared about where Brooke went as long as they weren’t dead

So Brooke went over to this flower shop every day

Sometimes Akira would give them candy for helping move pots around for him

Most of the time they would just hang around his kitten Ultra Gurl Strawberry ( or Ugs for short )

Or some of the regulars ( specifically Alicia, Daku, and Chinen )

At the end of the year Akira closed his shop down for the day and took Brooke out for ice cream and they said their goodbyes :)

Yunno until Heather collared them to a bike pole in some fit of desperation to keep them in Japan bc she’s seen how much happier they were

Brooke was stuck in the rain until the next day

Alicia, her boyfriend Daku, and some friends are in the area and find this drenched 14 year old passed out on the floor and chained to a bike pole

They can’t break the chains and none of them have charged phones so they pound on the flower shop’s door because it’s like the closest shop

Akira drives to his shop to get ready for the day and sees this group of teenagers panicking

Brooke’s still asleep/passed out despite all the racket

Akira ends up breaking the chains off with a plier ( wasn’t able to break off all the chains w/o hurting Brooke )

Brooke ended up in the hospital and didn’t wake up until the next day

A bunch of this is emotional stuff and I cannot put that into words so we’re skipping to the adoption 👌

Daku’s moms ( Akira [ a different Akira ] and Amai ] adopt Brooke

Remington is paid off to fuck off

Alicia is still Brooke’s best friend

Also while Brooke is helping old man Akira run his flower shop, Chinen offers to find a new name for them

Brooke is reluctant but decides to forget their past entirely

They’re Kiyo now

Old man Akira dies btw

Kiyo is devastated

He ended up passing his flower shop onto Kiyo

Anyways Kiyo dresses goth because Amai and Daku do it

I’m gonna come back to this w/ more characters because this alone took me a shit ton of time to write and my phone’s at 10 percent