#i love all my himbos

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

[justaz]

arthur being able to feel merlins magic whenever he uses it bc it makes him feel all warm and tingly and at first he's stumped about it and goes to morgana for advice bc hello?? merlin makes him feel weird?? and its only merlin. it only happens when he's around. it's gotta be his fault. and morgana is like "lol nerd you like him" and he's like "oh fuck" bc he has the emotional intelligence of a walnut and begins to notice the warm and fuzzy feeling grows stronger the closer merlin is and is like "welp. im screwed" and then a magic reveal later and arthur notices the feeling happens whenever merlin uses magic and he's like "oh. thank god." and finally realizes the feeling was merlin's magic, not that arthur has feelings for him. it becomes the new norm and then merlin is dressing him for the day and makes a stupid joke before ducking arthur's hand that was going to cuff his ear, he laughs and walked around behind arthur and the warm, fuzzy feeling returns and he's like "stop. no cheating." and merlin is confused and arthur's like "i can feel you using magic, idiot. remember?" and merlin is like "i'm not using magic tho" and arthur scoffs like "alright, sure, whatever you say."

THIS becomes the new norm of merlin and arthur bantering and then arthur accusing him of using magic and merlin insisting that he isn't. then finally the feeling happens when merlin is staring directly at arthur, comforting him in a moment of vulnerability, and arthur can see his eyes remain blue but he feels as he normally does when merlin uses magic. he still accuses merlin of using magic but merlin just rolls his eyes and once again insists that he isn't, arthur can literally see when he uses magic bc his eyes flash gold. did they flash gold just now? hm? did they arthur? arthur then rebuts "then why did i feel all warm and fuzzy?" and merlin blinks thrice before grinning like the cat who caught the canary. he won't tell arthur about his feelings for merlin, he'll let him flounder for a bit. it's always fun to watch him be an idiot and as much as he wants to kiss his stupid face bc finally (finally) his feelings are reciprocated, it's enough for now to know that arthur feels the same. arthur is infuriated that merlin won't tell him. merlin is highly amused at his stupid not yet boyfriend

[crabsnpersimmons]

Happy Moon Festival! 🌕

there's a bunch of holidays today, Mid-Autumn Festival, Tsukimi, Chuseok and more! all dated on the day of the brightest full moon!

and since i had some time, i thought i'd draw all my moons and some yummy festival sweets (all prepared by chef Moon of course!)

some intros to all the moons and the dishes below the cut

some intros:

Moonie's from my chibi AU, "Rain or Shine". a rambunctious little guy who loves playing with his Sunny

Moondrop's from my hairdresser AU, "New 'Do, Same You". a Moon in a glamrock-style casing, who's pretty chill but insecure

Mooncake's from my restaurant AU, "Have You Eaten?" a hopeless romantic chef who loves cooking yummy foods!

13's from my dystopian AU. he's a sheltered, naive little Moon bot who is curious to learn about the world outside the palace

Miel is from my idol AU. she's an ex-Moon bot, turned nanny bot, turned rapper of an idol duo (she sings too tho!)

and the menu:

tsukimi dango are plain Japanese dumplings made of rice flour and glutinous rice flour, resembling the full moon

mooncakes are Chinese treat with various skins and fillings, but traditionally they are a pastry filled with lotus seed paste and a salted duck egg yolk to resemble the full moon

songpyeon are a Korean rice cake with various types of fillings—red beans, dates, sesame seeds, honey, and more!

[swords-and-starlight]

i feel the need to remind everyone that Damen’s literally one of the smartest and most well-educated characters in the series. He’s extremely well-read and knowledgeable about military tactics and strategy, which if you didn’t know also includes a huge depth of history knowledge, and his talent comes from both education and years of experience. He’s smart enough to know geography and terrain information of an area he hasn’t needed to have information on in seven years, and even then, the lands they are talking about were in mainland Vere, not Delpha, so his studies were his own initiative. he has favorite poems! HE ENJOYED DEBATING OBSCURE PHILOSOPHY WITH HESTON!!! like y’all Damen is just as intelligent as Laurent, it’s just that Laurent’s intelligence is about manipulation and chess and Damen’s just a nerd.

(also people are gonna be coming for me for this one but i think Damen likes books and libraries a lot more than Laurent ever did)

[wttcsms]

atsumu saying kuroo gives conman vibes is so hilarious bc i can picture him trying to woo reader and he spots kuroo approaching you and kuroo is telling you something so atsumu comes up and interrupts and when kuroo leaves, atsumu’s like “geez what a slimy guy, am i right?” and you can barely keep a straight face as you tell him “that’s my boss.”

[clairedaring]

In other words, mentally I'm a lesbian, but my body is male.

JOSHI TEKI SEIKATSU (2018) | 1.01

[rb9]

the bestest big four you’ve ever seen in your life {ft my loves simon rennie and britta roeske <3}

i’m feeling very emotional about this probably being daniel’s last race, don’t judge me

[hella1975]

im so sick of reading ooc dabihawks fics make them try and kill each other fr i have a GUN

[whatthefuckisasweep]

Famous author william denbrough, everybody!

[spineless-lobster]

I love the universal hades player experience of expecting zagreus to be some badass edgy coolguy but being pleasantly surprised when we find out he’s a silly himbo with a heart of gold and just wants the best for everyone

[dizzybizz]

jj my funny boy jj your tits n thighs get bigger everytime i draw you jj it keeps happening

[denaliwrites]

Inappropriate

River Cartwright x GN!Reader

Catch and Release Prompt: "Uniform"

Summary: River is once again failing upwards. How does he do it?

Requests: Tentatively open-ish. It's a process.

Warnings: A thing you should never do in real life but this is fanfic and it's indulgent so it's fine.

You were just finishing up with the senior Cartwright when you heard the front door softly open and shut somewhere behind you. A few moments later and the junior Cartwright, River, stepped into the room with an awkward smile.

It was like this every day you were here -- River never really seemed to know how to approach you, or talk to you, or even so much as exist in the same space as you. You were luckily well adjusted to the discomfort of the families of your patients, so it never bothered you much that he was weird around you.

"I -- erm, hello," River finally greeted you as he awkwardly skirted around you to get to his grandfather. "How was he today?"

"Fine," you answered simply, soothingly. "Just finished up with him, actually. I'll be on my way, unless there's anything you need from me before I go?"

River gave his grandfather a cursory once over, then stood to his full height and gave you another awkward smile. "Yeah, actually, if I could just talk to you for a moment in the kitchen?"

"Oh. Sure, yeah," you said and easily led River into the next room.

He stood in the doorway, blocking his grandfather from entering. "So, erm, I just wanted to ask -- you know... well..." He ran a hand through his hair and sighed nervously. "Would you maybe want to go out for dinner sometime?"

You choked back a barking laugh. You'd been warned by superiors about the many ways patients and their loved ones might try to abuse, break down, ignore, sidestep, or even lightly brush against boundaries between professional and personal. You'd never expected it to be quite so blatant and straightforward, however.

"That is -- oh, shit, I'm so sorry. Your reaction... That must be -- you must get asked out quite a lot. I didn't..."

"It's fine, River."

"No, it's not -- I mean -- Listen," he said with a sigh, "I meant as a gesture of appreciation, you know, for helping with my granddad. For taking care of him when I can't, making sure he's okay, all that. I just... I know you're getting paid and whatever, but I just... I wanted to treat you to something -- nice, you know? Dinner was just... obvious. God, I'm an idiot."

You struggled to contain a smile as you shifted closer to him and gently patted his shoulder. "Hey, it's fine? It's fine. I'd love to grab dinner with you sometime."

"Oh -- oh? G-good. Yeah? Good. That's -- okay. Yeah. Awesome. Just -- you know -- you've got my number. Let me know when you're free, and when you're hungry, and..."

"River, it's okay."

"Yeah. It's -- yeah..."

He stepped to the side to let you through, then followed you as you made your way to the front door. It was something he always did -- you heard the lock latch behind you every single night you worked here.

You paused as your hand circled the knob this time, and you turned to look back at River with a light smile. "For what it's worth, you could've just asked me on an actual date. I would've said yes."

"Yeah, that's probably -- wait, what?"

And with that, you stepped out into the brisk evening air, River's confused sputters following you to your car.

[eggyolkguzzler]

Alex..... I am so glad to see you have grown into the kind young man I knew you always were. Or, well, are. It brings me so much joy to see you so well loved.

Tell me. Are you happy dear? < @claramullner >

M-MOM!? MAMA!?

Wah- How!? How is this- How are you talking right now? You were-

You-...

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Mom. Mama. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was such a- I was such a brat! I was just- I was so scared. And I hated him so much! What he did to you, I just- I couldn't- I didn't know what to- I couldn't do anything! And-...

And I'm sorry...

I'm trying to be better. I'm not a little brat anymore! I promise! I'm trying so hard! I- I'm-

*Hic*

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I... I am happy... At least, I think I am. Sometimes I'm not. B- But I have a lot of friends. And I have a job that I work in the summer. And I take really good care of Dusty. He-... He misses you so much.

...

I... miss you so much.

[pyromaniac-mage]

I can’t draw men, but have my favourite Yandere and other obsessed husband. Yanderes are my guilty pleasure

[vala-dreams]

HELLO I AM ALIVE

So I know I haven't posted in like a year but @diedfromembarrassmentlikeasim and I were discussing this fic and then it spiralled into this discussion

Spread the himbo Bruce agenda folks

The most valid Bruce is the Bruce that goes from having a 100 life skills to 0 in one second. Look at him.

He knows how to hack into his FBI agent's computer. He doesn't know what red onions are. He can't kill people but he can kill houseplants like a professional. He knows how to create antidotes to any virus or poison. He doesn't know how to make tea without burning the mansion down.

Alfred has no hair and this is why.

[possamble]

Going back to work after this but