#i love a reprehensible babygirl

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[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, round 2 of the losers bracket

Propaganda:

For Vegas and Pete:

Evil babygirl & stealthily evil babyboy. Vegas, known committer of atrocities, and Pete, who didn't rise up the ranks of being a mafia bodyguard for nothing. Never forget how Pete brutally shot and killed his coworker who dared to shoot Vegas in front of him.

I mean. They both kill people all the time. They even have evil gay BDSM sex. It's all right there.

it's plainly obvious to anyone even looking in their direction how murder husbands they are. both have canonically killed multiple people, often on screen. Not to mention the onscreen scene of Vegas literally torturing someone. 

For Wen Kexing and Zhou Zishu:

you've got the founder of the fantasy ancient Chinese CIA and the leader of what is essentially the mafia and then they're soulmates and in love. they're both willing to kill anyone who dares hurt the other while also just wanting a soft domestic life together

Zhou Zishu is an assassin and spymaster who put the current Emperor on the throne, and then quit his job by faking his death (kinda, hes still dying but not as fast as he was supposed to). Had done A Lot on his old job, including murdering children (more than one, and at least one of them in a way I can't even describe without several trigger warnings), exterminating whole families, war crimes (and i dont mean this in a buzzword way, i mean "organized a public execution of foreign diplomats during war time")… btw he doesn't feel particularly bad about any of this, because he believes it was necessary. Like he wouldn't do it for fun, but he thinks the ends (putting a good Emperor on the throne) justified the means (all of the atrocities). As a retiree, he definitely cut down on the amount of morally reprehensible murder, but not murder in general. He still routinely kills ppl, he just doesn't go out of his way to kill more. Wen Kexing, meanwhile, is the Ghost Valley Master - Ghost Valley being a place where the worst of criminals are exiled. Even in such a place, he has reputation as a complete lunatic, owed partially to the fact that he either skinned a man or fed him his own flesh or both at one point, and partially to him having a rule where he would kill anyone who came closer than 3 meters to him. But in truth, everything he'd done was to survive the Ghost Valley and eventually take revenge for his parents, who were brutally murdered when he was only nine. By the start of the novel's timeline, he put his plan in motion - the plan that would drown jianghu in blood, but also deliver poetic justice to all responsible for his parents' deaths, as well as all who'd commit the same crime given the chance. And these two men, these two murderers and schemers, meet - and unexpectedly, find in each other the person who /understands/. The person who is just as ruthless and whose hands are just as bloody, but also the person who knows standing at the top of the world is not worth it, who seeks the same freedom of leaving it all behind, and who is still, underneath it all, a human, with human heart seeking connection. So you have this couple who understand each other with barely a word, and who want the same things - who are so hungry for domesticity and for people they can just goof around with when all their lives they had to measure every step and word - but ALSO where one half a couple is like "i gotta go murder hundreds in revenge" and the other half is like "ok pick you up at 6". (This btw is why I'm submitting novel's iteration of the couple in particular. Show wenzhou with their ridiculous breakups over morality could Never.) Also they were both hiding who they are when they first met, and later flirted about having figured each other out. Finally, I'll leave you my favorite quote that just. perfectly sums up their relationship: "And just like that, they fell asleep in each other's arms, steeped in the smell of blood."

You’ve probably already had submissions for them but I’ll add on. One of them founded an assassin’s guild and killed a staggering number of people. His malewife is the leader of a sect of insane murderous outcasts, and he attained his position by proving to be the most crazy and murder happy of them all. Most of the plot involves him wandering around watching his schemes get more people killed. Together they adopt a kid that was only orphaned due to said scheming (oops). They’re terrible and I love them.

[terrainofheartfelt]

“when 🪑 is 🪑-ing and dan finally lets himself be pissed off enough to fuck with 🪑 on jenny's behalf, babygirl is pretty fucking devious (karaoke!blair never forget!)” <- Saw this line from the ask you answered a couple days ago, and it reminded me of how much I loved this Dan’s weird version of scheming. Like, canonically Dan as a character is very intelligent, a decent actor and “natural-born liar”, and over the course of the series develops a legitimate knack for social espionage - yet his version of plotting someone’s downfall is making them look very silly at their own birthday party. And it works! It’s such a dumb, harmless scheme that nevertheless manages to throw Blair completely off her game. I hate the Gossip!Dan reveal, but I actually think it would have been fun if regular Dan had gotten to be a little bit pettier in this way throughout the series - keep the mean rich kids on their toes lol

Hahaha thank you! And you’re soooo right!!!!

Dan is, in fact, a bitch. But he’s like, a normal one, while he’s surrounded by all these ues people that are a special brand of bitch that possibly violates international law*

*don’t fact check me on that, i’m humorously exaggerating to make a point 😘😘😘

I agree the karaoke prank I’ve always just seen as Hilarious. If anything it makes me like Blair more as a character. She’s mean! She’s hurt! She’s complicated! She sings Tammy Wynette when she’s wasted!

In the scope of the show, to me it’s just this comedic moment that endears Blair a little more to me for being a mess, and Dan a little more for “ruining” her birthday party with an embarrassing video.

But what’s odd is how it’s reacted to by the characters, even Dan. Eric is pissed at him, Nate is pissed because he says Dan violated his trust (by stealing the “treaty” and finding this video), and Rufus is embarrassed, and the Dan is embarrassed and goes home to Vanessa and says “why am I still acting like an eighth grader?” WHEN. the wrong he’s trying to right is what Blair & ch*ck have done to his little sister. And maybe his method is a little “huh?” but his heart was in the right place.

But, this whole plot point is kind of indicative of the great horrible reframing of the characters. ch*ck can do really reprehensible things to other people—often women and girls—and his crimes are brushed off as youthful mistakes, just forgive him and move on already, geez. But Dan pulls off one hilarious, and ultimately harmless hijink, and everyone acts like he violated the geneva convention.

Something something the rich follow different rules from the not-rich. Something something punching down is just a fact of the universe but punching up is an impeachable offense.

Speaking of punching, Dan deserved to punch more people (chuck and louis). As a treat.

[gamergirlsex]

7, 18, 48?

7: Currently it's a pretty set tie between the recent idea of two succubus subs who's powers turn on themselves and can't stop themselves from sharing toys together;

And the idea I had a bit ago about a streamer partner who keeps you tied on her bed, just out of camera angle with a vibe in you, but constantly forcing you to keep yourself silent as to not ruin the stream. Occasionally she looks over and mutes her mic, just for a few seconds, and lets you make all the whines you need.

EDIT I FORGOT ABOUT BREEDING SOMEHOW? IDK WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME BUT THAT'S NUMBER ONE, probably included in one of the previous two.

18: DEFINITELY either babygirl or little girl, they're a bit embarrassing, but both just make me feel so subby and loved at the same time. Alternatively, 'girl' can be replaced with 'dragon' since I have funny therian brain.

48: Closer to try everything once, but there's a ~5ish few things on top of the morally reprehensible ones I could never try due to them feeling too close to trauma. I like being open though, even recently I had an experience where something abrupt made me realize a new kink.

[tiredbitchposts]

Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...

Sure i'll try my best to answer this for you

10-) Gaara from Naruto

Reason: He's the first antagonist i've ever rooted for, not for his plans but for his mental health. When i first saw his backstory i just wanted to riot bc damn, people really treated this boy like a monster since day one and then got surprised when he started acting like it, i just wanted him happy and at the least i got that at the end of the anime (No, i refuse to watch Boruto on principle)

9-) Tsukiyomi Ikuto from Shugo Chara

Reason: We all have our problematic shoujo male leads that we love. In my defense i watched Shugo Chara when i was 12 years old and it wasn't until later when i realized the age difference but even then i still have a soft spot for him in my heart. He and his sister suffered so much and i just want them happy, healthy and taken care of (he's also the reason why i'm into catboys now that i think abt it)

8-)Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto

Reason: He's my baby boy (not in a carnal way), i watched this boy grow up rooting for him to achieve his dreams, he's the first male protagonist i was emotionally invested in and ngl to this day i still read fix-it fics for his childhood because in my heart of hearts he deserves it (Still refusing to watch Boruto tho)

7-) Haruka Nanase from free! Iwatobi swim club

Reason: The reason is not as deep as the others i'm afraid, i genuinely loved Free! When it first came out, i was obsessed with Haru's character and the way he was as a person, he's extremely attractive and i want to crack him open like an egg and study his insides (he's also very shipable and i like that in a fictional man)

6-) Kageyama Tobio from Haikyuu

Reason: He's my awkward lil guy. I loved the way he developed as a character, from a temperamental, lonely volleyball genius to the type of guy that still uses the signature his upperclassman came up for him in high school as a pro player. I also really liked how we only got the reason why he was acting like he did in middle school only at the end of the end of the manga and how it made everything make sense in retrospect

5-) Hinamori Amu from Shugo Chara

Reason: Shugo Chara was my first magical girls anime and i still have a really soft spot for Amu in my heart. I know she's not the most well written deep characters around but i really like how she was an escape for me when i was younger. She was a pretty, popular, preteen girl who was an awkward mess and while i could only relate to the awkward mess, the fact that she got publicaly rejected by her crush and her taste in fashion i still watched her go because it felt good to see her do so

4-) Jason Todd from the Batman franchise

Reason: He's my babygirl (not always in a carnal way), this boy suffered so much in life, was happy for a few years, got brutally murdered, then brought back to suffer more. He's one of Dc's favorite punching bags and my dream is to see him happy, healthy and in therapy. Really hate how his own father won't avenge his death or let him do it himself, just fuck that clown already since you like him so much

3-) Wei Wuxian from Mdzs

Reason: I really do have a thing for red wearing, died but got better, on his second life but sluttier than ever characters. This boy deserves the world, he did do many morally reprehensible things in his time but it's all justified because i said so, he deserved his happy ending and my only complaint is that it didn't come sooner

2-) Shen Qingqiu from Scum Villain's self-saving system

Reason: This man is a whole ass clown, a walking contradiction, he's the reason why some people describe Scum Villain as a greek tragedy with clown music playing in the background. I've never seen someone so in-tune but detached from reality, bro doesn't even know his own emotions, on the inside he's a chronically online millenial on the outside he's the milfiest shizun in the Cang Qiong mountain sect and everyone knows it

1-) Kagome Higurashi from Inuyasha

Reason: This is my girl and i'll not take any criticism for it. She's a 15 years old middle schooler having to go back in time to fix a magical jewel to save japan and she's being so brave about it. She's an extremely kind person, does her best to see the good in everyone, even in people that attempted om her life before, she's a bit immature at times and has a temper but again, she's 15. She deserved better in general and because of that, and many more other reasons, that i fucking refuse to ever watch Yashahime, i just think it sucks she didn't even get to raise her daughter

[raikkonens]

you know kimi's racist right?

oh trust me i know it all. he's said and done a number of inexcusable things – the racism, the sexism, the anti-semitic merch......the list goes on. i won't stand here and defend him whatsoever. but i've also learned to separate the driver/public figure from the person, does that make sense? like, i can’t really support max verstappen as a person for things that he's said and done, but i can still recognize that he's an incredible driver. it's the same with musicians or filmmakers who are shitty people but make great art. you can acknowledge what they are (racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-semitic, you name it) while also acknowledging that they're artistically gifted. and despite all that kimi has said and done, i recognize that he was and is a generational talent.

trust me when i say that many drivers (including some favorites) have said and done things that range from questionable to reprehensible (and that is by no means an excuse or justification, just a fact). but people still follow them for reasons other than their morals or views, whether it be a love of the sport, the team, their personality, etc.

i just think pre-lotus kimi was cute, that's all!! he's my babygirl, my transmasc icon.....it's truly not that serious. im just a girl with a blog y'know? and this blog isn't about kimi the person but about kimi the public figure and driver. but if you don't like me or my blog or kimi, feel free to block, i understand!! <3

[poryphoria]

i love you doomed lovers i love you gay villains i love you couples who enable eachothers morally reprehensible activities i love you devoted worshippers that call your god babygirl and i love you deities who could end the world with a flick of their wrist yet can't go on without the love and attention of some single shitty Connecticut Clark

[gritpyre]

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may i interest you in a morally reprehensible werewolf mom

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BABYGIRL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

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[fangirlsovertoomanythings]

Abt the ask game: talk abt ur newest babygirl, Majima

I'm on it, boss

GORO MAJIMA

Favorite thing about them: He may be morally reprehensible and have the looks of a sewer rat but his slutoutfit is sublime. Jokes aside, though, I really like that he seems to be playing a persona most of the time and I really enjoy characters that just pretend It's All Cool I'm Having A Good Time I Am Having A Good Time. Also his weirdass moral compass. And the silly

Least favorite thing about them: WHY DOES SEGA MAKE HIM AND KIRYU CARE FOR EACH OTHER AND THEN NOT CARE IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS?? "Oh, Kiryu-chan died! Sad!" MF WHAT?? REACT AND GRIEVE

Favorite line: "How the fuck should I know how this tangly-ass rainbow shit works!?". It's not deep, it's just funny. He was trying to defuse a bomb btw

brOTP: I haven't seen enough of Saejima to know for sure, but yeah. Yeah

OTP: I,,, don't know? I think whatever the hell he has with Kiryu is super fun to explore, but also whatever he has with Makoto makes my heart bleed; they could even be used as foils to each other in some regard, to the point where the two of them, if paired with him, would eventually just parallel the other; but unlike the Watson situation, I can't pair them all together into one huge fuckpile though and that upsets me.

nOTP: Haven't been around long enough to know which ships there are but for the love of GOD if anyone thought about Shimano I am biting your ankle

Random headcanon: His Family has actual business that actually work that keep the money coming so they can spend it annoying Kiryu or running away from his problems, it's just that they're not relevant to the plot okay I saw them with my two own eyes when I went to Kamurocho

Unpopular opinion: His hairstyle. It's not good

Song I associate with them: This is Gospel - Panic at the Disco

Favorite picture of them: SUNAO NI I LOVE YOU-

[ IMG ID: A screenshot of Goro Majima, from the Yakuza game series, in an idol outfit. / END ID ]