#i looked at it

[musicalmaster]

So that new Magnus protocol episode right, super cool. (Also was the violin supposed to be connected to grifters bone or am I going crazy)

[empress-cherazu]

Sometimes I wonder if like, the reality of fruit changes ever so slightly during the months where I don't eat them.

Like I'll pick up an orange after not having one for a while and it never has the same feel as the last one I had. Or at least my memory of the feel.

Fruit is one of those things that makes me question if reality changes around me ever so slightly when I'm not paying attention.

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[blabberoo]

Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[knightofleo]

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[nicomoon69]

the song made me giggle a lil as a trans guy

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[ionomycin]

temple at the end of the road