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"he likes to work out on game days too and that lower end is really working for him"
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WHAT IS THIS

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"no! calder's home is wherever I am" ok this is. if they aren't canon then I'm calling queerbaiting. I know they're m/f but it counts
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can you really outrun a guy this persistent
the way i just laughed out loud ANA
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(part 1)
(short comic) (you can otherwise search 'spy x pta' on my profile)
MY GOODNESS. it's been a hot minute since i posted the first part and i guess i just couldn't SHUT UP because this is FOURTEEN PAGES LONG. FOURTEEN. you can even see some pages where the linework is slightly different because i drew it like 6-ish weeks ago, that's how long this has been cooking. drawing in general has been hard lately because of time constraints, BUT i am so happy i finished this. this is like my fav project even tho it isnt as popular, but who cares!!!!! POPULAR IN MY HEART
#also another six of crows reference because Obviously#loid “i must mold myself to please everyone” forger meets yor “as long as my family accepts me im happy” forger#mrs delaire you can choke on a rock#i hate her (i literally wrote her)#im so happy with so many parts of this comic but its so freaking long LMAO so i wont list all the parts i like#to the people who r enjoying this thank you for the love :')#its nice to see when people like smth that i have put time into :D#spy x family#my art#loid forger#sxf#yor forger#twiyor#spy x pta
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listen now :')
#literally choked ugly thinking about it so i had to make it#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#padme amidala#anakin#padme#star wars incorrect quotes#starwarsedit#swedit#buns.edits#buns.all#Star wars#he way this picture also actually looks like they're searching for their car in the parking lot made me double snort#the only one who wanted this was qui gon and even he had his doubts at some point#oh anakin you adorable menace#obi wan#qui gon
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I’m sorry, but the Netflix showrunner referring to Kataang as an “issue to tackle” in the future is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read/heard.
#the way I choked#he was directly referencing k@taang in his answer too.#the age gap was already a problem in the original show#now you just see it the way Zutara has the entire time because you see it in real life actors their age#the maturity difference between a 12 and 14 year old is insane#he literally said he was relieved he didn’t have to deal with it this season#and he just kept going too 😭#I’m not a fan of the ship but DAMN he did them so dirty#avatar the last airbender#zutara#atla live action#anti k@taang
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i really do have to emphasize that like. horny tumblr is a fucking horrible place to learn about kink. at least half the people here have never had sex (or done kink without sex) beyond sexting on omegle, and even the ones who do have any experience with sex and and kink and IRL kink spaces (including myself!) are mostly engaging in fantasy and theatre and performance. that's fine! that's fun! there's nothing wrong with that. but i do worry so much about all the 18 yr olds i see on here who've never had sex, many of whom have never been in a relationship, and who are building ideas about kink and sex and health based on the most deranged fantasy-of-the-sort-you-literally-cannot-do-safely-irl tumblr posts. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not take any tumblr posts as actual kink education, including and sometimes especially the ones claiming to be actual kink education. there are actual books and groups and dungeons for that.
#wren speaking!#im not saying that theres 0 good advice but i am saying that like#there is so little good advice compared 2 the utter nonsense#'how to safely choke someone' you cannot safely choke someone. it is literally impossible#'aftercare guide!' clearly written by someone who has never so much as gotten 2 third base let alone done aftercare#'what to do if you cant communicate with ur dom' the only thing To Do in that situation is not 2 play
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I've been seeing some shit on how certain folks apparently think it's like, surprising that Penelope just accepted Odysseus and all the stuff he's done without question and/or disappointment in Would You Fall in Love With Me Again when like... Not only against Odyssey!Penelope but ALSO Epic's. We may have only gotten 2 songs it's still a concept album. THERE'S STILL TIME! of the real Penelope in Epic but like, even then we can see that she's equally as wild
#“How are you so normal about knowing your husband committed infantcide-” because she's NOT Normal?? neither of them are??#odypen are freak4freak#like if it weren't for the laws of Xenia she would've done something#like even in the Odyssey girly is basically literally praying to the gods for Antinous to choke on chicken bone and gets sad when it doesn'#happen. the only reason why she didn't run up and kiss her blood soaked husband is that she couldn't tell exactly if that was him for sure#because he was so bloody. she literally couldn't really see his face. too well and was just going on vibes and she needed confirmation#shout out to folks who portray odypen as the hazards to society that they are :3 I love you#penelope#odysseus x penelope#penelope of ithaca#epic penelope#epic the musical#I'll never shut up about her. I LVOE her so much#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#odypen#essay#kind of
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can we talk about gojo who definitely plugs your nose when you're giving him head- pushes your mouth down against his pelvis and most definitely makes you gag for the fun of it :(
#gojo#gojo satoru#gojo smut#gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#jjk smut#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#smut#jjk.txt#i know when youre lucid enough to blink up at him in confusion just giggles and calls you cute for the way youre literally choking on him
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i think we can put all the versions of death note and its adaptations into a spectrum based on how much light and L want to kill each other and on one side of the spectrum, it's the death note japanese musical and on the very other side, it's the death note tv drama.
#🍂 arian's shit#death note#lawlight#light yagami#l lawliet#death note musical#death note jdrama#i have been thinking about this and. yeah.#in the japanese musical version of playing his game (into him) it literally says#“i'll choke it out of you with these hands your life”#which is so fucking hardcore#like they both want to kill each other so badly#WITH BARE HANDS.#THEY COULD IF THEY TRIED TO#but in the jdrama it's like. so tame.#they are not into it at all they are probably repulsed by the very idea of it#EVEN IN THE WHOLE BLUE SCENE#light was like “i wanted to be your friend forever 🥺”#and L was like “you were my only friend 🥺”#when light was writing L's name even he was sobbing and everything#i heard someone in tumblr also say that the L vs kira confrontation in the blue warehouse was like a#worried friend confronting their friend about their substance abuse#AND LIKE. YEAH. EXACTLY#actually the musical and tv drama are very opposite adaptations now that i think about it???#on the mikami screentime spectrum there is no mikami at all side#vs heaps and heaps and heaps of mikami screentime where he is responsible for like 40% of the events occuring
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maki and ouma never trying to understand each other and only seeing the other as the facades they place up is so interesting but no one in the fandom ever does anything with this except to villainize maki and call her stupid or a bitch for it
#it's cool cause like yeah they don't have reasons to want to trust each other#oumas a constant jackass to maki and maki literally choked him out about it#like yes i get why you dont want to understand each other. but it would save you both so much grief if you did#but anything i see focusing on this is so onesided cause it never addresses how ouma doesn't see maki as anything but her facade either#maki harukawa#kokichi ouma
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#I haven't watched the whole thing yet.... but good lord#THIS SONG HAS ME IN A CHOKE HOLD#this and that one hatchet song where everyone points fingers at each other#smh the director from Nimona and the principal from npmd are literally the same#MAKING EVERYONE ACCUSE EACH OTHER#looking like twinsies fr#anyways tags#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes spoilers
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catalunya 2014 on the podium,,,,, what is that look pls 😭
#rosquez#pls i cant do this what is that look#and the tongue out pls marc i cant be defending this#he literally just choked u in parc ferme#motogpcatchup
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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imagine you havent seen your best friend/rival/sworn enemy/worstie/situationship/partner/whatever in FOUR YEARS. and when you do meet again youre threatening each other with death and punching him into the wall for half an hour. AND THEN WHEN YOU GO TO LEAVE. he asks you to do some Stupid inside joke that you refuse to explain to your own goddamn Audience and hes so excited for it that hes literally surrounded by sparkles open mouthed clenched fists in anticipation and then when you do the stupid impression he laughs so hard he CRIES.
i just. what even is skk.
#also whys he got floppy wrist in that first panel. dazai u literally did a wallsit for ages so ur tiny ex cld choke u properly#we already know ur gay. u dont need to do homohands#ugh hes so cutesy sometimes it makes me nauseous. i need to hit him with a broom#soukoku#bangers
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