#i like to think of ratchet as the resident shipper

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Matchmaking

A short TFP AU comic with Pharma and Ratchet about couples.

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Transformers/Voltron Crossover

Imagine...in an alternate season 7...

The Voltron team returning to earth to find it the battleground for alien robots

The Autobots repelling the Galra Invasion (Adam doesn’t die; I know that’s what you’re reading this for)

Sendak getting killed by Megatron cause Megatron likes to step on squishy organics and hear the noise they make.

Voltron teaming up with the Autobots to take on at least two Decepticons (think the Dark of the Moon highway chase)

Shiro’s arc being about regaining the Black Lion via interactions with the Autobots (Ratchet: it could be that the lion itself is having a delusion, a sort of waking nightmare and doesn’t recognize you. Shiro: is that even possible? Ratchet: if your Zarkon was half the tyrant Megatron is, then the scars he could have inflicted on this creature’s psyche may be deep).

Pidge geeking out about giant sentient robots

Bumblebee adopting Acxa when she gets to Earth because he’s a big old softy and wants people to have friends.

Ratchet starting up a friendship with Hunk because Hunk is the kind of guy who cares about you no matter how grumpy you are (and Cybertronian medicine and engineering are almost the same, so brownie points)

Allura bonding with Optimus, cause Optimus is Space Leader mark 1

The Wreckers showing up

Arcee showing up (cause she’s badass and would totally hang with these kids)

Krolia trying too hard to catch up on being a mom with Keith and Colleen is there for mom solidarity (this could also be in a fix-it-fic)

Romelle and Keith playing operation with Bumblebee, only for Bumblebee to trash the game when it buzzes (Shiro: what do you mean the game cussed her out?)

Haggar teaming up with Megatron

Paladin family reunions

some one using the phrase “Satan’s Cammarro”

Bae Bae pissing on a robot’s foot (“NO Bae Bae! OFF THE ROBOT!”)

Lance getting insecure because giant sentient robots make Voltron look obsolete, but he’s reassured by Ratchet (surprisingly) that “we need all the help we can get.

Griffon Rock is mentioned

Shockwave using Robeast DNA to create an anti Voltron Armor worn by Megatron (Behold...Galvatronus)

Optional Shallura+ Lance getting over his crush on Allura

Optional Komelle or Kacxa

Optional Plance

Mandatory Hunay (Hunk: and then she said “I’d like to cook for you” Bumblebee: *plays Not Fall in Love with You by Jeff Williams*)

Bumblebee being the resident shipper on deck (Veronica: by the way, Lance, think you could introduce me to that one friend of yours with the mullet? Bumblebee: *plays recording of I FEEL LOVE IN THIS CHILI’S TONIGHT!*)

Ratchet mollifying Romelle with Kaltenecker (Romelle: what are these pink for? Ratchet: feeding, those are it’s nipples)

Starscream talking down to someone (Lance)

Lance giving the “One Moment Speech” from the Last Night

“No Sacrifice, No Victory”

Cogman and Sir Edmund Burton appearing if it’s the Bayverse

Meltdown appearing if it’s the Animated-verse and teaming up with the bad guys

Windblade appearing if its the Aligned Continuity (and bonding Allura’s buddy)

Knockout appearing and getting a scratch from each Paladin in turn if it’s Aligned Continuity

Strongarm appearing if it’s Aligned Continuity

Soundwave having to “Suicide” Lotor if they retrieve him before their final assault on earth

Pidge being way too happy about dissecting Laserbeak (*Pidge turns around manically smiling and covered in oil* Pidge: what? *bumblebee picks up and holds Kosmo in a protective fashion*)

STEVE JABLONSKY, BRIAN TYLER, AND JEFF BROADBENT’S SCORES!!!

Admiral Sanda opting to bargain with the Decepticons (like out of the Last Knight) only for the whole thing to go south (kind of like in how it did in canon)

Lance opting to stay behind and letting Allura fly Blue in the final battle, while he stays and supports (he could actually have some pretty good moments here, directing people to shelters, calming a crying child, etc.)

Blue saving Lance after the final battle by thrashing Starscream (after Lance pokes Screamy’s eye out)

Optimus getting frustrated with a folding chair

Allura getting frustrated with a folding chair

Krolia shooting a folding chair she’s frustrated with and saying “I’ll just stand

Slav referencing that Optimus is a “Multiversal Singularity” and one of the original 13 Primes “the Arisen”

Allura dying to stop Haggar and Megatron’s plan, only to be resurrected (Alpha Trion: you have fought for planets not your own, for the universe, for our last descendant. You have led, you have followed, you have endured. Now, you must live. It is your time, Allura of Altea. Do not take it lightly) so basically, we retain canon and still get Queen Allura.

Weird Alien anatomy (Allura cutely sneezes on a Scraplet, which then gruesomely melts) (i love this trope)

Human solidarity (whichever versions you pick)

The line “Why do Decepticons always get the good shit!?”

The line “We were brothers once” “Yes...once.”

Optional Hasbroverse References (So, you get that new Jem CD?)

And anything else you guys can think of