#i like them a normal amount ur honor

[fonziqor]

campus prolly has the most wrong idea about the 4 of them

[therealslimshakespeare]

Oh ok so whoever brought up that Juno is so Benny and Lu I wanna kiss ur forehead. You prob don’t remember this but I sent u an ask a whileeee ago about how I love the idea of Lu and Benny being married for a few years before kids because she’s done so many things at a young age that I think this is something they might wait for BUT. Since we know Lu has a massive domesticity kink lmao I could so see her… expressing ummm the message that lies within the song Juno to Benny in the heat of the moment one day and oh my god poor man loses his mind.

Ummm ok, babe, so. ‘I am not sure what all you’re referring to when speaking of the message of the song as the song is rampantly horny on main and that’s been my main take away but there’s other themes such as fuzzy pink handcuffs and freaky positions and high fiving friends and … well. All that goes into girlhood.

But. If you’re talking “explore me, mark your territory…”

then allow me to go off a little. Uhem.

Benny has been saving up. There were some initial peacetime flirts and a few sweet girls and some sharp women who were more than willing to allow him access in his pursuit of some semblance of normality, amidst the heady the rush unbounded of freedom and the crushing weight of expectant prosperity, he made use of them as honorably yet efficiently as a good man in search of a good time can. That tapered off fast. And since then, his dates became less and less amorous, eventually the dates themselves became less and less frequent and eventually, there simply wasn’t much in the form of romance or arousal occupying Benny’s life.

He’s a bit of a circumstantial man, his steady personality does not diminish his voracious drive but he’s a bit of a creature of habit, he’s most at ease in his habitat and his career is not his habitat. Home and domesticity is. He’s an Italian mama’s boy, ok? Yes he’s also a pilot, but he’s not likely to be falling in love while in pilot mode.

So all that to say. To be able to join Pilot Demarco with Domestic Benny in his relationship with Lu?! Man is suckered into being quite horny about it. And since he’s been saving up, he’s got a substantial amount of uh…glazing?! stored up with which to mark his territory. If ya get my drift. Go ahead, ask me more. There’s more. Only if you’re filthy enough. Goodness knows I am

[grecoromanyaoi]

Idk how to phrase this but can you talk some more abt Anca's like general situation... I love hearing abt her already

yesssss omg so basically her grandmother lisistrata is the leader ("the master") of the cult of the stargazers. they are heavily based on the cult of dionysus, and basically believe the world is a play that the stars orchestrate for their enjoyment, and the most entertaining actors win a place of honor among the stars (become stars. badum tsss). they are batshit insane and have huge abuse n murder n drugs etc problems in the community bc the more "interesting" ur story is the better. also they base their logic and storytelling techniques and morals on the old plays, so they just fucking hate women (the general society is somewhat misogynistic, but its mostly in a strict gender roles way n not in a women r inferior way). lisistrata's son, mercuțio, was supposed to inherit her role, but he ran away from the cult with his girlfriend, leaving behind his older son, orlando. when anca was abt 15 her grandmother found them, murdered her son and kidnapped anca to the cult. when she grew up both her parents were p abusive n they were struggling financially n her house was a v unstable place n within the cult she was rich nobility, so p soon, altho after a good amount of grooming n gaslighting, she came to see the chain of events as positive. when she turned 19 (altho grooming her for it sooner) her grandmother turned her into some sort of a spy n borderline sw, where shes sent to learn ppls secrets (i was thinking abt finnic from the hunger games) so the cult could manipulate them n get better rights n benefits n support for her cult. her older brother, orlando, "fell in love w her" the moment he met her (when she was 15 n he was 31!! guards!!!!) n has a 4d chess type madonna whore complex abt her where he both thinks shes stupid n incapable n that he should take care of her but also that shes the most perfect woman in the world. his wife looks suspiciously similar to anca. theres also her "reeducator", damian, who is also certain hes in love w her, n both him n orlando r basically waiting for lisistrata to drop dead so they could marry her n make her into their pefect wife (docile housewife in a semi permanent state of pregnancy). basically almost everyone in her life is either psychologically, physically or sexually abusing her she just became so disconnected from herself - she learned not to form any opinions, to not moralize or think abt anything happening to her (if someone were to hit her shed think this is physically painful not this is bad or even this is harming me), to completely disconnect from her own body, etc. at the beginning of the story her grandma sends her as some sort of an embassador to the court n in order to seduce the crown prince, marin, who is actually the first person in her life to actually care abt her. so she starts learning abt herself n putting boundries n becoming opinionated n actually seeking out pleasuring herself instead of only other ppl (for example she starts exploring her bisexuality n actually fucking women, not just making out w them for mens amusement) n basically becoming her own person. im still not sure how her ties to the cult will end - i dont want to abolish the cult entirely, but i do want to 100% Get Her Out Of There yknow. so yeah tysm again. im so normal abt this story

[happilychee]

songs I associate with fairy tail characters but it gets more and more random pt.2

zeref dragneel -> fairytale by alexander rybak

LISTEN I KNOW THIS ONE IS BASIC. but sometimes basic is best. zeref loves mavis and ultimately it's what kills both of them :,))

sting eucliffe -> livin' la vida loca

yes I'm including sting again bc he's babygirl. he so flirts with guys at the bar and drives them crazy. he stops by an inn during a mission and becomes the life of the party with his sweet charm. ironically, if you flirt back with the blonde and you really mean it, he'll turn to putty in your hands.

erza scarlet -> I am not a woman, I'm a god by halsey

erza is so. so. she's this song because everyone else deifies her. "I am not a martyr, I'm a problem. I am not a legend, I'm a fraud." erza isn't perfect, but she's aware of her reputation and that makes her act a certain way. she doesn't feel as free to express herself, and the amount of praise she gets for her fighting prowess often makes her feel like a soldier.

lucy heartfilia -> akasaka sad by rina sawayama

another lucy one, as a treat. "cuz I'm a sucker, sucker, so I suffer. akasaka sad, just like my father." specifically about lucy's complicated relationship with her parents (mostly her dad). there's so much distance and time between them, but she can never fully recover from the effects her childhood has on her. part of her will always be a sad, crying little girl in the corner of the library, hiding from her father.

alzack connell -> disko boy by shantel

specifically when he's pining after bisca. bisca is outgoing and fun and friendly and she loves to dance. alzack is shyer and prefers quieter, more personal activities like reading or drawing. he's never liked having the spotlight on him, but the way bisca lights up when he asks her to dance makes the embarrassment fade away, replaced by fuzzy warmth.

gray fullbuster -> dodomu by kalush (feat. skofka)

gray is soooooo ukrainian to me. he would shred on the dance floor doing gopak. also dodomu is about never forgetting where home is, and gray never forgets about ur, lyon, or deliora. even though fairy tail is his family and his home, he always remembers and honors where he came from by making traditional dishes and wearing traditional clothing. gray in a vyshyvanka and sharovary??? on the floor rn.

jenny realight -> bijin by chanmina

it just. fits. u can't expect jenny as a model to not have thoughts on how women are treated because of their looks. she will scream the last lines of bijin because it's cathartic.

lisanna strauss -> maggots by ashnikko

I think lisanna has a lot of pent up rage. she's had her life and identity reinvented so many times, she cannot be normal. she usually lets her anger out during missions with juvia and gajeel and lily or during sparring matches with mira (elfman refuses to fight her, understandably.) still, if you piss lisanna off, she will verbally tear you a new one. you didn't know such horrible words existed until lisanna cursed you out with them.

laxus dreyar -> kotik by alexander rybak

yes, another alexander rybak song. this one only makes sense if u put it in the perspective of laxus searching for an exceed. then it's hilarious.

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

There is such a jump in depth in the characters between the TMI series and TID. But then a slight regression in TDA and then again, a great jump again. what’s ur take on CCs series being kind of up and down in character and plot quality? I say that relatively because at the end I love and reread them all but within the microcosm of them, what do you think it is?

Honestly, I think that each series has its strong points and weak points.

The Last Hours, in my opinion, has by far the most complex set of characters. They all feel extremely real, which is why it's my favourite by far. TLH also has the honor of me loving the ensemble cast a lot - like, I absolutely adore 6 of the mains, and a couple of others are fascinating and compelling as well. Even the characters I don't like so much- James, Jesse, Anna - are interesting when paired with certain other characters (such as Matthew, more often than not).

I don't feel this about any of the other stories, where I like a couple of characters and am meh about the others.

TID is one of those series. I'm extremely attached to 2 characters and like the ensemble cast quite a bit, but a normal amount. Still, it probably has the objectively most compelling character dynamics, in the spaces between characters.

I agree that the characters in both of these series generally have greater depth than the characters in her modern books, which is why I like them better. But I think it's important to note that TMI and TEC have stronger plots than either TID or TLH. I'm not really someone who cares a lot about plot, but they objectively have much more ironclad, cohesive storylines than the character-driven historicals. And, while I'm at it, some of those characters are pretty great, too. Almost every immortal in TSC slaps, and the TMI cast has bangers like Clary and Alec.

Even TDA has the strong point of a great story setup. I agree that the characters can be broken down into one or two traits, and the plotline is garbled and incoherent - but it quite honestly had the best plot setup of all the series despite the horribly botched execution. (PLOT setup, not character setup - that honor goes to TLH, what with the short stories leading up to it.)

[onmymasa22]

Something i learned this week- lots of the madrichim i work

For ppl who don't know i work in a home for old ppl with mental illnesses in Jerusalem. The staff explain to me a lot about how some of the ppl there drive them crazy. Because some people the feel bad for, and other people are smart enough to know better. But the thing is, everyone there is nuts. If they werent, they wouldnt need to live there. Like special needs people. They're not all the same, but the amount of patience and the sweetness you desplay to them should be equal whether they have downsyndrome or autism. Low ability means either could b naked without realizing its a problem. But if i had their mind, who says id act any different.

Really embracing growth. Embracing myself as my idea of fun has changed.

Having chosen life.

When the torah says life and death are put infront of u, choose life- i completed that mirzvah

Looking back at this year

Embrace growth.

Embrace that the idea of fun has changed.

Embrace the moment you lived

It's wednsday and we're tired. Worked friday, worked shabbos, worked sunday, monday had classes and went to work meetings, worked tuesday and had class, worked today. And we have finally come to the point where we wash cutting knives until they're sparkly clean, put them in the dishwasher, and didnt even realize what we did until the guy at worked figured out what happened to the knives.

Tomorrow i swear i wanna wake up super late, paint all day, and dance the night away

In israel we have a term called "מצב כפית". Now what that is, is when a girl (we don't need to name names) works all day friday, all day shabbos, all day sunday, college and work meeting monday, college and work tuesday, and now at work on Wednesday and she cleans the chopping knives fully, puts em in the dishwasher, and doesnt even notice until the guy she works with figures out what she did, laughs, and says another phrase that usually comes with being with someone in "מצב כפית" which is "תהיי בריאה"

I just have to accept the fact that im the friend who comes to things in pajamas. That someone can say- dalya, we're going on an adventure. And im there. In pajanas

Why i love old people with mental illnesses:

They let u just sit. They dont need to be entertained every second or have a conversation. I can just breathe across from them and thats enough. I dont need to constantly think of something to say. Just being is good enough for them.

They tend to only judge u based on ur character. They dont care if ur breaking out, if ur clothes are expensive, if ur life or ur hair is a mess. They need for u to just show up. Just show up. It calms them down knowing ull b there. Come mismatched. Come a mess. Just come.

When a hobo asks u for a hug and u dont know whether to be disgusted that he asked or grateful that he asked. And when he moves on u wonder if u were prepared and ready enough to punch him in the face had u needed to... Weird to be a girl

So I'm sitting outside with coffee playing guitar cuz it was kind of a downtime at work, and my lady with schizophrenia sees my dude with alzheimers putting on tefillin and tells me "he's not normal. He's wrapping that thing around everyday. He's not normal"....

what do i say: we don't talk about other housemates like that

What do i think: lady- u think everytime u poop, ur giving birth... and he's the crazy one?

A lady with schizophrenia, a man with alzheimers and a dalya walk into the outside sitting area. The lady sees the man wrapping a black chord around his arm and says to the dalya "he's not normal, he's wrapping that thing around everyday. He's not normal". The dalya sees this and thinks, "lady- u think ur giving birth every time u poop... and putting on tefillin makes him the crazy one?"

When u finally get to see the pics from a summer wedding where u were one the maids of honor, and u remember how fun that day was with all the roommates back together again and also how freaking amazingly tan u were oh my gosh i miss the summer

Something i learned this week: one of my old ppl has schizophrenia. And he calls his daughter everyday at 6pm. He spoke to her Thursday, friday he missed calling her because shabbat just happened and we ran out of time to call, and Saturday night she didnt answer. By sunday this man was a wreck. But not just a wreck. He was anxious to the point where he was asking everyone questions 5 million times, and looked like he was about to self distruct. When sunday we tried calling a few times and finally got through, it was mabye a three minute conversation and he handed me the phone to hang up. I asked him how he felt now and he said better. I could sense that he could breathe again. And although he was annoying everyone, i see a man who is a dad who feels the sane as every other dad who hasnt heard from his kid in days. Yes, he doesnt have the same skills to deal with his anxiety, but in the end, a dad is a dad. And if i was in his shoes, i would do the exact same things.

There something about comedy that i love. I love stand up comedy. I love funny people. I love the idea of funny people in a room together giving ppl crap.

[b4kuch1n]

[mushtoons]

dude. dude dude dude. systems who love rise and turtles in general a lot 🤝🤝🤝 its the brainrot!!! and i love leona sooooooo much shes so ❤️ im not gonna come off of anon bc im just. worried abt it? (and honestly you are so brave like what. i could never put that in my bio) but heres a hint: it starts with an l, its alliterative, i love leo *spreads my arms out all the way* thiiiiis much, and ive been spamming your inbox for the last hour or two! (also mycelium is SUCH a cool general name. we go by luna or chorus a lot, its fun to just have...normal words as whole system names. crazy to meet another group who likes turtles so much hehe)

DHDJDJR THANK U THAT MEANS A LOT TO US AND WE ARE HONORED U LIKE LEONA SO MUCH!! SHES BABY GIRL!!

we've seen ur tags and were smiling like an idiot the whole time/pos and thank u! its the only one we could all agree on

side note:

(/lh)

dhdjjdr the amount of people to tell us we're brave or its cool how open we are as a system is funny cuz we literally are terrified constantly but our need to let our friends and future buddies know we love them and not being disinterested or ignoring them outweighs everything else lmaoo

[psychshalala]

Ama be clear. I dont love Soo wan… but i dont hate him either. My thoughts are as follows.

My analysis. Soo wan loved his father and idolized him like il idolized hiryuu. You can tell how much he loved his father from the sparkle on his eyes every time he saw him. When he found out that il killed his dad… u bet ur sugar cupcake dentil floss that he wanted vengeance. When he found out the news, the look on his face alone tells u everything.

Those who keep saying “he did it for the kingdom!” “ he sacrificed everything for the kingdom” “there is not a bad bone in his bo✋🏼🖖🏼👌🏼👋🏼✋🏼 let me stop u there. Soo wan is characterized as a “genius”. Nobody can convince me that there was no other way to save kouka from a shitty ruler when that ruler is il!! Ok read me out, il was no baddie who made evil plans to gain power on the expense of his people. He didnt know to be a good king and he knew that he was not cut out for it. So he did what he knew best. Protected his precious daughter and tried his best to give her a happy life while he is still breathing.

The moment yona found out the truth, she did not excuse her fathers doing. she carried his sins and tried her best to make a mends. Cant say the same for soo wan. Focusing on yu hons love for the kingdom and his family He failed to see the fault in his fathers ways. Soo wan continuously justified his fathers inexcusable actions. He dares to say that chopping heads off, sending them to traumatize their loved ones. Burning children alive, as something that just happens in war. “Sjsvah Thats normal! 🤪” bitch, get out of here! He says “depending on the circumstances” what circumstances? Sending a message? Flexing a muscle? Just for the fun of it? Dares to get mad when someone calls out his dad and spits facts.

Good example sets the series merlin. King uther was a good king who brought victory and prosperity to his kingdom. But cause of his ways he made countless enemies. If not for arthur and merlin saving the day, the kingdom would have been doomed. Arthur though his son, never followed his fathers footsteps nor supported it. Thus became a great king.

I  acknowledge his achievements and intelligence which is why im convinced as much as he wanted to save the kingdom, he also had vengeance in mind. Soo wan had the peoples support including most of the kings subjects. If he pleaded his case whos to say the minority wouldnt have supported him. But he selfishly chose to kill il regardless and throw his “loved ones” under the buss.

Some say he gave il all these years to change his ways. Hold up. Soo wan was, what? 7 years old? I forgot but he was a child people. Lets say he killed il the next day, what now? Who will be king? U think a child that just graduated from wearing diapers could run a country 🤦🏻‍♀️. Of course he had to wait. In fact it was soo won that had years to calm down, think over his plan and set his priorities straight. but he still chose vengeance.

Plus the ego on this man. Looking down on yona and the dragons, like… u do know ur not carrying the weight of the country alone right? Do u know what would have happened if hak and yona weren’t supporting him bts? Few honorable mentions:

1. Sw could have been killed during fire tribes betrayal.

2. Lili… dead. Which includes water tribes huge loss in motivation.

3. Fire tribe, concurred including the amount of loss in military power. Again another loss in motivation and faith

4. Earth tribe loss in battle with kai including the loss in military power that they already lack. Loss in motivation to fight. More prisoners of war that will be sacrificed and killed.

Soo wan needs to get out of his daddy bobble thats holding him. And this arc is meant for that. And i hope the one who gets to burst that bobble is hak, showing off his kingly potential (giggle) With a slap… on the face… with a horse. 😬

i know some of u just love a baddie. Me too sis. I love joker! But i still root for batman to beat his ass 😂

everything is for a reason. Soo wan was meant to be hak and yonas means of character development as they are his. We just got started lets see what will happen. I miss hak soo much. Oh God give him the ending he deserves 🤲🏻😩❤️

[hangon-silvergirl]

🤡✨💋🙋‍♀️❌📚 (i have a Normal amount of interest in u and ur process) ((full disclosure i included the ❌ in an attempt to determine whether or not i can trust u with my consistently fragile emotional state))

Haha, Maj I love you. (Asks from this post.)

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

In Marigold, the 7/11 scene (Chapter 2), I enjoyed a lot. It actually hit all the notes on paper that it did in my head, which is, you know, pretty rare; I could hear GVDs voice whispering 'oh crumbs' when Eddie turns around and recognizes Chrissy, and it just. Sent me, when I was editing, lil leg kicks and all. My husband thought I was nuts. But, also, the buzz, and Eddie in the backroom exploding ketchup all over himself and snorting red bull out of his nose, and then the conversation between him and Mike (Chapter 3). I dunno, it just killed me. Another scene that translated well from brain wave to the written word.

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

I did this here, but I will do it again, because gosh darn it, I should be nice to myself. I set a scene well. I like to create immersive experiences, and make readers feel like they are wherever I've set the story, and can see it as close to the way I do as I'm able to convey.

💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?

Big sucker for 'em, in fact. And gimme a little tension along with it, please and thanks. I want that build up.

🙋‍♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?

They do, yes! My husband does, and most of my friends are aware. One person I used to write with (RP and fic, back in the Greatest Journal days, oi), is actually the reason I met my husband; we were online friends first, then I moved to her home city, and well, the rest is history. She was even my maid of honor when I got married.

❌ What's a trope you will never write?

Sex magic, enemies-to-lovers, crack and dark fic.

📚 Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?

*Sigh* Yeah. It is a challenge with the demanding nature of the work I do professionally, in addition to raising two little people. Life is really busy. Fanfiction is a hobby, so it's less demanding, more relieving. I have a number of partially finished novels that I've been plucking away at since university, and maybe someday I'll make something out of them.

[spinster-sisters]

ohh okay! so to kick it off, can we get ateez members’ reactions to their very successful partner taking them to a company party like their trophy wife/husband/partner — not in a derogatory way tho!! but just like,, flaunting the members around and going on about how handsome and hardworking and amazing they are, even though everyone’s attention should be on their partner in that big event?

This is very different from the stuff I normally write but honestly I had so much fucking fun doing it. Like genuinely this made me smile like an idiot the whole time.

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Hongjoong:

It's ur birthday or sum shit, but here's the dealio, he had some big work promotion at some smaller company. Most people haven't heard of it and it's nothing like the major corporation you work for so most people there just think of him as your trophy husband cuz he's so good-looking. while the party and presents were for you, you just could stop bring up how proud you were of him. He would immediately shut it down every time you brought it up, "yeah thank baby, I appreciate it. Hey, guys don't you think my baby is beautiful tonight?" Just won't let it distract from your attention no matter how much you bring it up. He doesn't think that he should be praised for doing what he should be doing. It's a nice sentiment and it makes him giggle but he wishes you would just let the guests congratulate you.

Seonghwa:

It's some work party on your behalf at your home. And Seonghwa planned the whole thing. Your not gonna deny you were just looking for a hot husband with social perks (read: rich parents and rich friends) but after meeting Seonghwa you genuinely fell so hard and so fast for how humble he was despite his wealthy upbringing, and you wanted to work even harder to provide him with the lifestyle he had always had at home. And he is happy to fulfill his house husband role for his doting partner. So yall are just happy and in love. Everyone at the party is your coworker and honestly, he would probably have just been your arm candy under any other circumstances, except you keep reminding people how great of a job he did getting everything set up. From a 5-star catering company to a live band, to imported wine from somewhere fancy, the whole thing took him weeks to put together and you will be dammed if he doesn't get the recognition for a job well done. He takes the praise blushing and mumbles quiet thank yous to all you and all guests who praise him, but he leaves it at that. If they ask him questions about the things around him he will keep his answers short and minimal yet polite before slipping away. Despite planning it, it isn't his party and he wants to keep it that way.

Yunho:

it's actually your friend's launch party for something or other. But you had a fair amount to do with the starting of the company as an investor and your friend had wanted to honor you as much as her. But here's the thing. Yunho's also pretty fucking cool, he doesn't have a permanent job, instead, he bounces around to all kinds of random things to keep himself entertained instead of just being at home all the time. the entire fucking time you're like "oh but have you heard what Yunho's been up to lately." He tries to one-up you with praise. Every time you say something cool he does, he brings up something cool you have done. And it just gets more and more intense as the night goes on to the point where the other giggles just fucking giggle cuz yall are so obvious in love.

Yeosang:

Yalls wedding is gonna be the social event of the year. You both come from very prominent families, but Yeosangs family got their money from fame not business. So when yall got engaged there was quite a bit of gossip about how "real" the relationship even was. Who the "throphy" was would change based on who you asked and it was getting annoying reading all the headlines. It was your wedding shower, and it was no secret that most of the people there were there for you and not him, but he couldn't care less. People kept coming up to you trying to talk business, and you were endlessly shutting them down because this was a day for both you and your soon to be husband, not for social climbers to try and get on your good side. The wonderful thing about Yeosang however is how much he can read you emotions even when you are trying to hide them. His course of action was simple. You both just fucking leave. You both had already talked to your actual friends and at a certain point you couldn't be bothered to keep up appearances with people who didn't respect both of you equally. So you left. Probably went and got some food in your cocktail attire. Much better use of time anyway.

San:

You're some kind of model or something. So it's like fashion week. So the whole time u have cameras shoved in your face and are being followed everywhere you go. But ur mans San is also incredibly beautiful, so you play a little game where whenever you go out all you do is put on sweats and a hoodie and you bring him out with him dressed in full fashion week regalia so the photographers are fucking confused who they are supposed to be taking pictures of. He thinks it's funny ao he plays along, wearing whatever you put him in and posing dramatically for literally every photo he can. You two go through the posted photos absolutely howling at them all night.

Mingi:

Your some big-time producer and Mingi is this like an underground rapper. Yall have been together long before you ever made it big and back before you got the job you lived almost exclusively off Mingi's part-timejob. But now the turntables have flipped and he can live mostly of your income allowing him to focus on his music and yall wouldn't have it any other way. But here's the shit. Some dopey fucking pop star you produce for comes over for dinner and makes a "joke" about mingi being a freeloader and you get so fucking petty. Especially after seeing Mingi's dejected face. So basically you help mingi produce a professional track and release it legitimately and not just on SoundCloud or in some shitty nightclub, and it fucking blows up way more than the other person music ever did and you just do nothing but talk up how amazingly talented Mingi is to your boss and he gets signed after the other person is dropped from the label. It's a great time.

Wooyoung:

Allow me to paint you a picture(this is a pun just wait for it.) Your an artist 😃 and Wooyoung is your husband and your muse. Almost everything you paint is either of him or reminds you of him. And your opening this big art exhibit and it's just this super fancy cocktail party with all the art snobs in the city and of course you bring him. As soon as yall walk in people immediately notice he's the guy in all the paintings and you're just like "yes isn't he stunning" and he's like "yes I am stunning" he's only half kidding. Whenever you go on and on to some art blogger about your muse he just sits there drinking it in with a smirk on his face, occasionally adding things like how you owe your success to his beautiful face. In that case, he's completely kidding cuz he knows damn well your talented enough to make anything beautiful with or without him.

Jongho:

ima say you married rich. You didn't have much growing up but Jongho has done nothing but spoil you. Despite the fact he came from a big business family, singing has always been his passion. When you begin to work in his father's company you rise through the ranks alarmingly quick due to your skill. It's some party for your father in laws retirement and everyone coming up to you betting your gonna be the next CEO. Here the thing though, Jongho left the company not long after you joined, so he could pursue singing and most people there haven't seen him since then and they keep giving him side-eyes, clearly thinking he threw his life away and he's just gonna be your "trophy husband" for the rest of his life. Not on your watch homie. You expected this so you and your supper supportive father-in-law set aside time for him to perform to the whole room and you're standing there all proud and satisfied as all your coworkers are dumbfounded at his amazing talent.

[thrumples]

Hi there!! I came from @tag-that-oc and am very intrigued at your music demon family, please tell me more!!

OOO YES AN OPPORTUNITY TO RAMBLE ABOUT THE RUBATOS OK SO

they’re a family of demon cats (universe of furries) who live in NYC in the 1920s (mid-prohibition era) and they’re basically like the addams family of my OC world, i wanna write a sitcom for them where their whole shtick is being “the unconventional family” trying to blend in with all the mortals around them

the dads are Tempo (british music dad) and Announcer (stupid name, i know, but it was his moniker from when he ran a sideshow & never bothered to change it, most people call him A), they’re gay & in love ur honor and i think about them a normal amount

the kids are Isaiah (older brother) and Clementine (usually called Clem, younger sister), they’re 4 years apart in age & constantly beat the shit out of each other & insult each other but they’re very close & would both kill for the other

one of the fun things from their storyline is that Isaiah is dating a girl named Natasha, who happens to be the daughter of someone who Announcer has a personal grudge against and who hates him in return, which Clem & Natasha’s siblings figure out before anyone else, so it becomes a crazy race to try and keep Announcer from ever meeting Natasha’s mother, which they manage to keep up for a Long time until it all comes spilling out at a family dinner

their entire story is a lil too long to talk about in full here sjdhdjs but they all have toyhouse pages if you’d like to read them! https://toyhou.se/thrumples/characters/folder:2743523

[frenchphobic]

long fucking post on why a c!dream is a shitty person and probably should not have a redemption because it is unpog

honestly i just want to refute dream apologists thats why im making this post. i think that dream as a villain is interesting but i think that trying to make him out to be secretly a good guy is just bad ngl. also /roleplay and all

tw for abuse and mentions of suicide

dream as a villain

dream is a villain. he is chaotic evil according to wilbur, deliberately does not stream to appear less sympathetic (and yet), and is set up as an antagonist to tommy who bears the title ‘hero’. dream is not a good person, no matter how you look at it or try to justify his actions.

‘but he wants to unite everyone to be a big family :((’ the ends dont justify the means believe it or not. having a vaguely positive goal does not excuse the actions you’ve done. it also goes hand and hand with saying dream is correct for punishing tommy the way he did because he acted up. if i socked you across the face and then suddenly said ‘sorry there was a roach on ur face’ does that make it okay? probably not i still punched you, enacting an unnecessary amount of violence. thats a very simple analogy i will admit and there are more complex comparisons. another example off the top of my head is say a child just scribbled all over you walls with crayons. would hitting them be a justified answer? if u said hes thats really fucked of u go seek help u loon. violence as a punishment is very toxic, just because it gets the job done does not mean it is okay. at the end of the day, you still committed this act and the harm you caused is real, having a good motive doesnt suddenly make it okay.

‘but tommy causes all of the conflict’ the disk war wasnt even caused by tommy, it was sapnap and then tommy got involved. and the reason why tommy even caused conflict was because of the discs, because he wanted them back. and most of the time there was a level of antagonism from another party, such as schlatt exiling him, dream taking the disks in the first place, dream threatening l’manberg. and if dream wanted to end the conflict so badly, why didnt he just give tommy back his disks? tommy upfront said everything started with the disks, so he wants them back so he could end the conflict. notice how after tommy got his disks back he has been staying out of conflict, apologizing to everyone, and the only bad thing hes done is try to scam people but everyone does that. this would have been the most peaceful option, yet dream chose the path that would further antagonize tommy which then draws everyone else into conflict. why did dream need to have leverage over tommy so badly? why did he want to hold power over tommy so badly? its because of control, and that’s ultimately dreams end goal. sure he wants a big server family, but would said family have a free will?

‘but dream is sad’ the thing is dream is completely at fault for everything that happened to him. he pushed away sapnap (and george ig). he tried to take control over the server and their possessions. literally everything that happened to tommy. literally everything involving ranboo. villains can be sympathetic, i am not arguing against that. but it does not mean that they should be left off the hook. that doesnt mean u should ignore the shit theyve done because ‘oh no theyre sad’ because it doesnt make anything better. dream had this shit coming for him.

now people also skirt around calling dream an abuser. which is fair ig, its a very loaded word. its much easier to say manipulated. that being said, dream can classify as abusive. and no, tommy is not abusive. abuse is about control and a power imbalance. dream has power over tommy, but tommy does not have power over dream, at least not in the way dream does. he’s taking back power to stand up for himself, dream uses power to control.

the reasons i listed for why dream is from the Domestic Abuse Intervention Project so if u want a source on that, there you go.

using coercion or threats: dream often threatened tommy, such as the pit thing and often employed violence on him. while normally this could be attributed to Normal Minecraft Player Go Smack. minecraft mechanics cannot always translate to real world since violence is pretty normal in minecraft however we also need to consider the context of the scene. dream gave an order, tommy refused, dream applies violence, tommy submitted. thats why its a threat, it has tangible effects that can correlate to real life.

using intimidation: dream blew up logsteadshire as a punishment. dream also destroyed tommys items anytime he visited. dream also hit tommy with his axe i believe. he killed mushroom henry, one of tommys pets.

Using Emotional Abuse: dream guiltripped the shit out of tommy for just hiding things and pinning the blame on tommy for just wanting his own private items. he definitely played mind games on tommy, pretending to be his friend. honestly i probably dont even need to go as in depth because it was so obvious.

Using Isolation: putting him in exile in the first place. destroying the bether portal so no one could visit tommy anymore. i really dont think i need to expand upon that.

Minimizing, Denying, and Blaming: dream in tommys stream when he got trapped said that exile wasnt that bad. he does shift the blame onto tommy for logsteadshire being blown up, even though dreams reaction was entirely unjustified for not listening and hiding.

Using Economic Abuse: see this is where i attempt to parallel minecraft mechanics to real life. obviously, there is no monetary system in place, so when i mean economic, i will use valuables such as armor, food, etc in place of currency. the idea behind economic abuse is to limit the victim’s resources so that they are dependent on the abuser and cannot escape. dream only really allowed tommy to have the armor he gave him while not giving access to armor so he does not regain a sense of power, and in the prison stream, dream holds all the potatoes which puts him in a position of power over tommy. this argument is more ambiguous i feel cause the whole minecraft mechanics thing is kinda weird so u don’t necessarily have to take this part in.

i feel like i need to emphasize this very strongly because dream is not a good person. abuse cannot and should not be a response to someone. its an awful mentality to have. i just want to prove the point that dream is not a good person, his reasons absolutely do not justify his actions.

what makes a good redemption

redemption arcs are tricky. when done right they are great. when done poorly, its a slap in the face. rn im going to establish a formula to what makes a good redemption with an example.

the most well known example of a good redemption is zuko from atla. first, its the magnitude of what theyve done and why. zuko did commit some shitty actions, since he was in a position of power in the fire nation but its because he is a child being abused and wanted to regain honor. zukos real awful acts was season 1 and the whole betrayal thing. thats not to say that zukos actions suddenly are okay, he did shitty things. but its something that can be traced to a higher entity or seem less malicious then the other villains. the thing also about the magnitude of actions is that there is a certain point of atrocities that there is no redemption. some people simply cannot be redeemed because the actions they commit are so ingrained in their character or the action itself has serious moral issues that it would just be wrong.

the next is acknowleding what they did was wrong. a genuine reflection on the self and analyzing what they did and why it was not okay. zuko realized what he did to uncle iroh was bad for example. he turned his back on his father, realizing he didnt and shouldnt seek acknowledgment from someone as heinous as him. its pointing out your actions and going ‘hey, this wasnt right i should not have done this’ and not even excusing ur actions. its also going straight for the root of the problem and figuring out to stamp it from the source. just because a character is sad does not mean they are reflecting, sometimes they are attempting to garner pity. it has to be direct and clear acknowledgement of the injustice.

and finally, an important part about redemption arcs is the actual redemption part. its when you make amends. zuko made amends with katara by trying to help her get revenge, he fought against the fire nation and tried to make things more peaceful in his rule. he apologized to iroh. an important part of the amends section is that it does have to be a genuine desire to change and become a better person, not to change a person’s perception of you. the thing is u cant expect a person youve hurt to forgive you. you cant expect people to be sympathetic towards you nor should u attempt to make urself sympathetic. u shouldnt be expecting a pat on the back or an award. redemption is about internal and character change.

why dream should not be redeemed

ive already established the key points to a good redemption (imo) but heres where dream falls short. his actions are extremely heavy so redemption may not even really be possible. abuse is not something you can wave off so it does cross to the point of fucked up. acknowledgement of what he did was wrong? all he said was that he changed, yet never explained why he changed or was too vague. he needed to label specifically what he did and bring it up. attempting to make amends? he’s been doing the exact opposite in fact he continues to manipulate tommy and ranboo. its not a genuine change. he is still repeating the cycle and has given no indication of ceasing. at the moment he does not have any signs of redemption.

and the thing is most of the attention around a dream redemption comes from either justifying his motives (which i do want to emphasize does not make anything suddenly okay) and because he is sad in prison sad face. these are not good reasons. its gonna pain me severely to bring this up but snape from harry potter does have some form of sad character ig yet he very much abused his authority to bully children as old as 11 just because he said ‘aight gonna die’ doesnt suddenly make his general bigotry and abuse suddenly okay there is a threshold. again im so sorry for using harry potter as an example none were coming to mind and i needed a popular one i do not like harry potter please dont say i do i would pass away.

and the last thing to consider is the audience. keep in mind that the audience is composed of minors and while yes there are adults, minors are the main component of the fandom. keep in mind that there are quite a few people who can relate to tommys character because they might be in the same position or have gone through his experiences. tell me what kind of message does it send to that audience that abusers can be redeemed. this is not a narrative u should push to this audience in these situations and the writers are seemingly aware of it. remember how in exile tommy spiraled into a suicidal mentality? consider how fucked of a message it would be if he just committed suicide instead of escaping abuse and attempting to recover from his experiences. tommy did an excellent job in not going that route and having a message of ‘it will not get better’. its the same thing here. victims are not obligated to care for or forgive their abuser, and portraying an abuser as sympathetic might fuck with the message a lot, even change their perception in that ‘oh, maybe my abuser was right, maybe they had a reason for treating me the way they did’. this is not to say that every victim watching this will internalize this message, but people also look up to these characters. there can be a degree of influence from the story onto oneself and thats the dangerous part.

conclusion

all in all dream is a shitbag asshole and probably shouldnt get a redemption because it would not be pog thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[angelz-dust]

okay okay LISTEN. bruce wayne ( rich rich Big Rich bruce ) proposing to u with a ring his mum used to wear. this is ur chance to make me like him. also thank u 💗

lets gooooo

...

bruce wayne was a man of many talents but finding love and keeping it was not one of them. he had many lovers in the past. a handful of men and women that he loved. they all paled in comparison to you. how you managed to break down his walls and make him feel human, like a real man should, he'll never fully comprehend. even as the greatest detective in gotham, he was stumped by this mystery. loving you, though, was the easiest thing he had ever done in his life. your love was sweet like a love letter on valentine's day asking if he like liked you. it was rich and decadent like dark chocolate with raspberry filling. it was natural, like letting air into his lungs. loving and being love by you one was the greatest blessing he had even been bestowed with. he didn't know when he realized it, but there was absolutely no doubt in his mind that he was in love with you. but did you love him? did you feel same fire in your heart? did devotion encapsulate your soul the way it did his? did passionate love bubble inside of you at the thought of being together forever? no amount of detective work would answer those questions. he was going to have to take a risk. a calculated risk, to find this out for himself.

he was going to propose to you.

when his parents died, they were buried with their rings. even if he had his mother's in his possession, he doubted very seriously that he'd be able to part with it. even if it was going on your finger. however, he had all of her jewelry. there was one ring in particular that he always liked. a rose gold ring fashioned to the image of a flower, with the diamond in the center of the petals, twisting stems adorned with leaves curving their way up. it looked like something out of a fairy tale, as if a kind woodland witch used her magic to create a ring from a rose for the prince to give the princess. the more he thought about it, the cheesier it felt. but he loved it and he loved you, so he hoped that was enough.

when he invited you over for dinner, he hadn't expected you to look as breathtaking as you did. it was like you knew what he had planned and presented yourself accordingly. you sat across from him, your gaze melting his nerves away. alfred had kept giving him little smiles each time he brought out a new course. had you not been so enamored with the food, the jig surely would've been up. you chatted like you did at any dinner. you told him about your day and he listened intently, commententing when necessary. you poked and prodded, trying to get him to divulge some details about his day at the office or help him get things off his mind. everything felt normal, just as he wanted it to. by the time dessert had been served, bruce has thought through everything. he knew exactly what to do and what to say.

"bruce?" you spoke up, pulling him from his thoughts and breaking the silence. the two had gotten comfortable by the fireplace after dessert. "is everything alright? you seem... distant."

he smiled at you, shaking his head softly. "i'm alright."

"i don't believe you for a second," you laughed, making him join in. "tell me what's on your mind."

"i have something i want to ask you," he said honestly, taking your hand in his. he could feel the ring burning a hole in his pocket. "i hope this isn't too sudden and i won't be offended if you turn me down."

he watched as your expression changed into a mix of confusion and fear. he hoped that what he was seeing as fear was maybe shock instead. still, he was going to see this through to the end. he just hoped it was the right move. he took out the ring box, hearing your soft gasp when it came into view. he rubbed his thumb over your knuckles and exhaled.

"for a long time, my life has been dark. i've found solace in doing what i can to finish what my parents started by protecting gotham in every way that i can. i've tried to raise my children in the way they and alfred had raised me. i've been able to experience love in all iterations but no romantic love has been quite like yours. the day i realized i fell in love with you was like seeing the first rays of sunshine after years of being blind. i'm hoping that you share a similar sentiment when you think of me because i'd like to spend the rest of my life with you."

bruce opened the box, presenting the ring to you. he watched as tears prickled in your eyes, threatening to fall and stain your cheeks. he tightened his grip on your hand and you laughed. it was like music to his ears.

"would you do me the honor of allowing me to be your husband?"

[rosesanthology]

Senobia (5 star) :

Banner name : "a captain's ambition"

Weapon name : "sea divider" which comes in a set of dual claymores

Attack : freakishly fast physical strikes of both claymores at once except the 5th strike is a heavy one (the claymores combine into one)

Special attack : seno gets close to whatever opponent is near and inflicts hydro with a heavy strike of both claymores

Ult : the claymores combine and she does a spinning hit that summons a wave that can hit up to 5 surrounding opponents (4 waves at C6)

Passive talents : increases space in ur inventory, increased mora drops from mobs and no hydro damage can be taken (as well as wet status cant be afflicted) during the ult

Special dish : i have no clue what her special dish is but whatever she makes increases physical attack pourcentage

Kasto (4 star) :

Weapon name : "princess guard" a geo claymore

Attack : she spins in circle like xinyan if u hold the button but once stamina bar depletes she jumps up and spawns a huge crystal from the ground (sending the opponent flying upwards)

Special attack : traps ennemies in crystal for a few seconds and does damage (time increases with constellations)

Ult : creates a pretty strong shield while a rain of crystal falls around her and inflicts damage on nearby opponents

Passive talent : does it count as a passive if I say that she is naturally able to break the geo hypostasis's pillars in 2 hits at C1

Special dish : she can't cook im sorry

Michi (5 star) :

Banner name : "honor of the tengu" where he has a stupidly low rate of dropping unless u complete his story quest first

Weapon name : "cherry blossom blade" which is a katana with porcelain like decorations on it (also has a low drop rate unless story quest completed)

Attack : FAST FUCKING PHYSICAL ATTACKS WHERE HE JUMPS AND DODGES OUT OF THE WAY BY HIMSELF

Special attack : immobilizes up to 3 opponents in cherry tree branches and michi gets a shield that buffs his attacks

Ult : he goes into something similar as the demon mode of the dual blades from monster hunter ? He can't take damage and he can stand on moving branches that run over his ennemies (controls similar to fischl's oz)

Passive talent : u get a double of every flower u pick up no matter the region and he buffs everyone's attack

Special dish : salmon skewers that give u pyro res and buffs crit damage :)

Agnar (5 star) :

Banner name : "the snow leopard of snezhnayan"

Weapon name : none. He comes with his own ice polearm.

Attack : all of his attacks inflict cryo damage and he switches between physical attacks with his fists and elemental attacks with his polearm at random

Special attack : a bit like geo traveler u can aim at ennemies and drop a giant icicle on them that explodes and inflicts cryo damage after 5 seconds

Ult : summons a giant ice leopard that steps on nearby opponents (disappears after animation)

Passive talent : he isnt affected by sheer cold, his crit rate goes up with his attack combos, im sorry but if u put childe or kaeya in the team with him his number of normal attack will decrease (he'll hit less times and slower for the same amount of damage per hit)

Special dish : his own version of the pile em up dish except he makes the steak into a soup with ACTUAL has vegetables in it (stares at diluc)

Mei Lan (5 star) :

Banner name : "eery music of qingyun peaks"

Weapon name : "tales of ancient liyue" which is his fan that acts as a catalyst

Attack : his physical attacks are some of the weakest in game because he doesn't like to move a lot but basically he uses his fan a bit like a sword (throws it at opponents sometimes and it does multiple hits while spinning)

Special attack : sends water blades with his fan and legs (by hitting the ground) which has wayyy higher damage and also inflicts the wet status, it also acts as a mode like childe's blades so he'll only do that until it reaches cooldown

Ult : if his special isn't activated he'll summon a giant fish skeleton that will get rid of 2 opponents at C0, if his special is activated the area he's in floods and the opponents gets dragged under the water (99% crit success rate except he loses hp during it)

Passive talent : when mei lan is in ur party mobs dont see u unless u directly engage combat, rare liyue mobs drop rates are also boosted (u can get 4 star artefacts from hilichurls), BUT if u have wuxiang he'll have a lower drop rate on his banner and lower base stats

Special dish : absolutly nothing. He can't cook he will burn everything u give him and it'll actually decrease ur stats. He gives u food poisoning basically.

Wuxiang (5 star) :

Banner name : "immortal antique shop owner" where he has a drop rate of 40% if u have anything that belongs to mei lan or mei lan himself (he's annoying)

Weapon name : "dream of glaze lilies" which is his catalyst

Attack : fast cryo spells if u hold the button or if u spam it he'll just start hitting ppl with his hands which also does more damage

Special attack : summons a shield and throws ice shards at opponents

Ult : the surrounding area and the opponents gets surrounded by a prison of ice flowers (it doesn't affect wuxiang) and the opponents get cryo damage overtime but hitting them into the flowers just instantly kills them

Passive talent : if u have mei lan on the team he'll just randomly stop attacking sometimes my bad, same talent as xingqiu where when u purchase books u get double of them, also increases artefact quality and can pinpoint every book for the archive on the map

Special dish : he also can't fucking cook but his special dish is his version of adepti's temptation called "suspicious tempation" where the stats u get from eating it are randomized,,,,,the crit rate is still good but anything else could decrease

Junko (5 star) :

Banner name : "beast tengu of loyalty" where he has increased drop rate if noburu or noburu's weapon is in ur team

Weapon name : "destruction of timeless battles" which is his polearm

Attack : slams and swings his polearm around like a madman and it creates a mini explosion everytime and it inflicts lasting pyro damage EXCEPT he's so reckless he burns himself too so his hp decreases slowly

Special attack : he switches to pyro talismans and can make 2 big fire tornados that can mix with junko's cryo only

Ult : transforms into a big dog for a while and mauls everything near him inflicting pyro damage

Passive talent : natural cryo res he can't get cryo damage unless he's straight up frozen after being inflicted wet

Special dish : konpeito,,,,,but with like chili powder on top and it gives him increased pyro damage,,,,he's crazy im so sorry

Noburu (5 star) :

Banner name : "beast tengu of knowledge" where he has increased drop rate if u have junko or junko's weapon

Weapon name : "voice of trials" which is his scythe

Attack : noburu spins his scythe 3 times around slowly and them plants it in the ground fast on the 4th strike and inflicts lasting cryo damage

Special attack : can dash for 10 seconds and leave a trail that inflicts cryo damage (very slow cooldown tho)

Ult : transforms into a big snake for a while and can either bite (inflicts cryo and poison damage) or choke ppl out u choose

Passive talent : 70% drop rate on his banner if ur team is all girls when pulling for him and increased crit rate and running speed when the same condition is met

Special dish : ice cream mochi from cryo slimes that give u increased crit damage and crit rate and increased cryo damage

Ada (5 star) :

Banner name : "the fallen monarchy"

Weapon name : "incarnation of thorns" which is their sword

Attack : in normal attacks she just hits with the umbrella mode of her weapon while inflicting electro damage (very high base elemental mastery)

Special attack : just like childe she van switch from umbrella wacking mode to sword mode where her speed and damage increases

Ult : her sword turns into a bow, the sky darkens and she just summons thunder as an arrow and can inflict damage on a whole group of ennemies

Passive talent : mobs can disengage from the fight without reaching 0 hp and still drop loot (she scares them off basically), if jean in the team she gets increased everything

Special dish : its rose flavored black tea that heals all of ur health no matter how low ur hp is :))

Jiahao (5 star) :

Banner name : "death will come before graduation does"

Weapon name : "a cat's paragon" which is his shotgun <3

Attack : it works like any bow user so he has normal shots and charged shots that make more damage just that his is pyro damage

Special attack : it locks onto up to 3 opponents and fires at high speed without the need to aim (so more like a rifle then a shotgun)

Ult : he just calls over up to 6 (3 until he's at C3) of his flying robot turrets that keep firing at the opponents (so u can switch characters and still have the turrets)

Passive talent : once u find all the volumes of a book series u can get 3 blue fates, and drops from ruin guards/hunters/graders are drastically increased and can be exchanged for other materials during his character event

Special dish : his own version of the fullmoon egg dish thats just ridiculously spicy and as a result it heals u fully and boosts ur attack as much as bennett's ult <3

Najma (5 star) :

Banner name : "oathkeeper, promise of the fool" where he has an increased drop rate by 50% when u actually go to his spot in game🙄

Weapon name : "celestial arcana" which is his personal tarot deck that acts as a catalyst

Attack : he throws cards into a circle at his opponents while levitating and inflicting electro damage, when the circle is completed every opponent in it will take an additional electro strike

Special attack : they'll pick a major arcana card at random and it'll manifest into a mascot that will distract and fight opponents while inflicting electro damage (exemple : he pulls the wheel of fortune and a wheel rolls around inflicting damage)

Ult : they do a 3 card pull and with each slam of the card on the ground opponents take increased electro damage and if they're still standing the cards in the ground will buff any other character's crit rate and damage

Passive talent : increased luck at quite literally everything whether it be drop rates with mobs or weekly bosses or gacha pulls, when mona is on the team they get extreme luck and won't take damage during the first minute of every fight

Special dish : they're vegetarian so they make their own version of the satisfying salad which is also mona's go to dish because they are simply besties

Claire (4 star) :

Weapon name : "crucifix of doom's messenger" yeah :) thats his sword

Attack : claire will either do a succession of sword slashes if u spam the button or do pirouettes and cast a series of ribbons of water toward the opponents

Special attack : up to 3 opponents are trapped into water bubbles and take damage

Ult : its called "odette's death" and he spawns water wings that close in on groups of opponents casting massive hydro damage, at C6 his ult changes and the area changes into a performance scene where they can't fight and all of his attacks get a massive buff

Passive talent : u don't take fall damage if claire's on ur team, he doesn't eat a lot so he can't get healed often with food because he'll be full in one dish

Special dish : meringue that buffs ur defense so u take less damage

Loki (5 star) :

Banner name : "make sure to get an autograph" where they have 80% chances to drop because they're an attention whore

Weapon name : "official fanclub lightstick" just a magical girl staff that acts as catalyst

Attack : alternates between anemo spells that do crazy damage or just beating opponents up with the lightstick and it gives hp to other teammates

Special attack : extra fast combo where he summons 4 blades of wind that hit groups of opponents

Ult : does a cute pose and sends opponents flying in one group except they start beating them tf up with big anemo cat paws

Passive talent : they're cute they don't need to bring u anything. If Barbara is on the team they'll make more damage, if diluc is on the team they'll make more damage except for every wack of the lightstick thats supposed to heal, diluc looses hp

Special dish : sugar cookies with their face and autograph on them that heal u and give anemo damage bonus

Brynja (5 star) :

Banner name : "vocare hostem veneno" (call of the poison foe) where his drop rate depends on the first ending u got on his hangout event

Weapon name : "annihilator of the forsaken" which is his sword

Attack : heavy. Attacks. They do the most physical damage while inflicting lasting poison damage and on the 5th attack brynja hits the opponent with a wheel of fire

Special attack : its a magical attack where they send a wave of poison at their opponent (if u do it in grass the grass will die in the direction it takes)

Ult : sets fire to the whole era who matter the type of ground and their attacks get buffed, the opponents can't leave the fire zone and get lasting damage of everything

Passive talent : brynja can teleport anywhere without the need of a waypoint and at night their attacks get stronger, at C6 u unlock astaroth's power for 2 minutes when brynja dies and he can one hit most opponents, if put in a team with xiao he will get the effect swirl on most of his pyro attacks

Special dish : vanilla fudge that heal :))

[dolphin-enthusiast]

buonasera my moon and stars~! 🌠🌙💗 hello lovely!! as i always do, i hope you are doing well!! today was quite busy for me, which i think is a good thing for once! besides, being productive all day means i get to wind down by writing you after all! today's letter will be shorter since i still have late night work to do💖 first of all, that dream update was so entertaining to read!! i'm glad that it had a good ending (and that dream morgy didn't get hurt! 😊) (1/6)

"it must've been so stressful to dream about though!! i'm honored that we influenced that anon to the point of dreaming that up,, love you too anon!!! 💞 and morgy, i'm pretty rusty too when it comes to my singing,, to be honest with you, i like deeper voices like altos and contraltos, i find them to be more interesting than the standard sopranos and such, (no hate to sopranos though, i love them too!!) and yes, i am, in fact, a mezzo-soprano!! i'm not as good though 😅 (2/6)

and no worries my darling, my fingers are fine!! i iced them and bandaged them up today,, as i said before, i bruise extremely easily so it's normal for me 😖❤ (3/6)

a few hours ago i was helping my older brother to start packing up his stuff to move into his new college appartment,, it's a really bittersweet feeling to me,, we kept making jokes during it, but honestly i dread him leaving, things are more lively when he's around!! this is his third year at uni, and i should be used to this by now, but i guess i'll just miss him lots! (i'm too shy to tell him that though!!) he promises to try and visit once a month, so i think i'll be okay! 🌼 (4/6)

my cats came to cheer me up though, they're still snuggling with me as i write!! i love them so much, it's as if they sense my moods,, whenever i'm really upset they come to cuddle me! i've always appreciated cats, they're my favorite animals actually! i never get tired of seeing those cute little fluffballs (hairless cats are really cute too!!) 💓 (5/6)

it's late now! guess it's bedtime hehe!! nighty night deary, i'll see you tomorrow then love, and i want you to know that you DESERVE all of my praise 💌 - lots of hugs and kisses, waifu xoxo 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 ps: i'd love to ramble about dreams under the stars with you someday 😳💖💖💖 oh, and i think this is long overdue for everyone, but my name is abigaille, it's a pleasure to meet you all 😘 (6/6)"

Damn dear i really gotta start being more productive soon but at least ur doing that instead wdhdjs but hey im happy to hear u like my voice type?? I just consider it weird since lots of ppl pointed it out in the past (even teachers) and it got me like🗿 but im p sure we could make a nice duet....one faithful day....haha jk unless 👁️👀

And wow ur brother already b leaving...we shall all wish him the best of luck esp in these trying times, may he drop some banger and make mozart real quiet soon😤

Also we will def share dreams dear😳😳 even if i dont usually remember mine or they're just annoying (often repetitive) nightmares i have a small amount of ones that i cherish and maybe we will talk abt them soon👁️👁️👁️ and i will say it again: ur name is acc so pretty its u n r e a l