#i like pineapple on pizza? is that controversial?

[nerevarbignaturals]

Also this is the first tumblr account I've had where nobody IRL follows me (other than Chris who is the golden exception as a verified Not Shitty Person) so I can say what I want, which includes controversial opinions I s'pose but is mostly just gonna be me infodumping at the speed of light about all of my special interests

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: Pineapple On Pizza from Real Life

[dimitrscu]

aaaaa idk if my opinion is even relevant regarding your malenia fic but,,, i also spent like the past few years writing a lot for a game considered by many to be a flop, for a minor character with few appearances, and it’s literally basically a canon x oc fic. and i didn’t share it for years bc i was like “this is unbelievably stupid and self indulgent” but on a whim i decided to share it, and i’ve been blown away by the responses of people who enjoy it. and i feel like you have really great insights about malenia so i’m positive it would be a fantastic read!!! ;; if you ever choose to publish it i hope you link it here :’)

Thank you for this message, it really means a lot 💕

I guess my main problem is I tend to read too much into the overly judgemental fans comments and then it gets in my head and completely discourages me. I really need to learn to not give a shit I know, but it’s kind of hard some times.

That’s really great though that you were able to share your fic! I’m glad people enjoyed it too! It’s always such a nice feeling when people respond in a nice way to the things you care about. To be honest I’m probably overthinking this as I know there are people who are definitely supportive. It’s just unfortunately I get hung up on the negativity. The Elden Ring fans haven’t been the.. uh nicest of people to deal with, and especially when it comes to Malenia people are either just downright awful about her or they get weird about how you portray her.

Anyway enough of me complaining. Thank you again for your message! I’ll admit, it did make me feel a little better actually :’)

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

If you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs! Anon or not, doesn't matter, let's get to know the person behind the blog <3

uh i really love fanta grape soda (1000/10 soda btw guys don't even fight me on this)

i don't like chocolate

i am a huge history nerd

[claraswald]

if I say i like eating cereal with no milk, do i break the internet?

[pupkashi]

hello, thx for the sleepover invite! i brought hot chocolate & my own blanket 😤😴

may i pls req the prompt:  “freeze. i know you’re not wearing socks and trying to go to sleep right now.”  w either toge or megumi? it just seems so ridiculous that i can't hell but to 👀 wonder

hi friend !! I’m glad you got here safely :3 let’s settle in and enjoy our hot choccy under our fuzzy blankets !! I’m gonna go with toge on this one bc i feel like no one talks abt him enough </3

join the sleepover event!

there wasn’t much you and toge disagreed on. the two of sharing knowing looks from across the room when someone said something stupid, coming to a consensus on most controversial topics (is a tomato a fruit? pineapple on pizza? pepsi or coke?).

so the shock on your face was evident when you heard your lovers voice in utter distress when you crawled into bed next to him.

“pickled mustard leaf?” worry lacing toge’s voice as he stared at you with wide eyes and lightly furrowed brows.

“yeah I’m getting ready to sleep, why?” you ask, confused as you wiggle under the sheets and scoot closer to your boyfriend, he only looks at you with a bewildered look on his face.

“bonito flakes” he says, shaking his head with slightly wide eyes, as if you’d done something absolutely horrible.

‘i know you’re not wearing socks and trying to go to sleep’

“what’s so bad about that?! my feet get cold sometimes” you pout, trying to worm your way under his arm but he only scoots away slightly, causing your mouth to fall open as you laugh at his actions, “togs!”

“fish flakes” he shakes his head, ‘i can’t believe I’m in love with someone who thinks that’s okay.’ there’s a smile creeping onto his face when he turns to look at how utterly and dramatically devastated you looked.

“so this is what makes us break up huh” you sigh, already sitting up and looking down sadly, trying your best to not burst into giggles, “it was a good run, inumaki” you say, holding your hand out for him to shake.

“shut up and kiss me” he says, a smile on his face when he sees you bursting into giggles as you move towards him involuntarily.

the cursed words makes your body buzz in the best way, giggling as your lips crash into your lovers, your eyes fluttering shut before you’re pulling away, both of you out of breath.

“tuna tuna” he smiles, peppering kisses along your face as you gasp at him, smacking his chest lightly before giving him a soft peck on the lips.

“yeah well you’re in love with the ‘loser who wears socks to sleep’ so what’s next?” you tease, “you’re the one who drinks milk with ice in it” you scoff, toge’s eyes narrowing as he already begins to protest.

“salmon and fish flakes!” he groans, throwing his head back against the pillow as you burst out laughing. ‘it’s delicious! try it one time im telling you baby.’

“maybe next time, it’s already almost 3 in the morning” you smile, letting out a satisfied sigh as the two of you settle into each others arms, cuddling impossibly close and becoming a mess of limbs. “g’night i love you,” you whisper, placing a feathery kiss to the tip of his nose.

‘i love you more’ the words seem to translate automatically in your brain now, smiling as the two you start drifting off to sleep.

[dear-ao3]

What’s your weirdest/most controversial food opinion (ie pineapple on pizza, blueberries on bologna/etc)

im a proud enjoyer of cheddar cheese and cucumber sandwiches is that anything.

also i like fluffernutters? and apparently thats controversial here

[smithsibsceo]

controversial opinion but i think stranger things should end in a surfer boy pizza argyle mans when a girl comes up to the counter to order a pineapple pizza and her friend turns to argyle and is like sorry that orders a bit strange haha and argyle looks her dead in the eye and says 'ive seen stranger things, brochacho' and then jumps over the counter to passionately make out with jonathan byers whilst we can be heroes plays in the background

[aprilthebiqueen]

Share a fun, controversial opinion in my ask box and I’ll let you know if I agree or not.

(To clarify - fun is things like pineapple on pizza or is cereal a soup, etc).

[qadmonster]

What's the most controversial food you enjoy? (eg: pineapple on pizza, apple sauce on spaghetti, ect)

Well I do like pineapple on pizza but it's not something I ever order since my favorite pizza topping is just pepperoni, but if there is hawaiian pizza around I'll grab a slice. I also don't really know any others besides pineapple on pizza, I've never even heard of applesauce on spaghetti.

[hostilemuppet]

i would say you're in your late 20's. not completely 30 but like...28??? 27 maybe.

is it because im wise beyond my years or because i have adulting doggo "my most controversial opinion is i think pineapple belongs on pizza" millennial energy

[goodboyaudios]

Controversial opinion but put kimchi on pizza. Also pineapples. Anything you can put on bread belongs on pizza. (Why do I feel like Albus would agree with me?)

Albus doesn't eat food

[scleroticstatue]

Do you mind saying something controversial so I can disagree with you?

Pineapple belongs on pizza. Child free businesses are reasonable. Medical doctors are a net negative for society. Sunscreen is bad for you. Gentle parenting is permissive parenting with extra steps. Anime characters from stories inspired by Europe are white. Having a single universal language is actually a good thing. Mormons are Christian. American isolationism would actually suck. School is not and should not exist to teach job readiness. Christianity should adapt to culture. Millennial gray isn't actually that bad as an aesthetic, it's just overdone. Cats are inferior pets to dogs. Spanking is fine. Eating when you want is actually good for your body, even and especially when it "breaks rules." Middle parts look worse on the majority of faces. What a toxic relationship is for one person/group is good for another. Specialization is a death sentence. Every behavior has the potential for addiction. Pimple patches that look like stickers are the worst invention ever. Chocolate isn't actually that good. Inner peace is actually something you should be avoiding. The reason why people who wear fake nails have "that style" of hand movements is because fake nails degrade your joints. Cinderella's dress is silver. Going viral on this website isn't that bad.

Or were you looking for something specific?

[ryuryuryuyurboat]

perfect places

synopsis: pizza run at 3am because what better than hot food when it's pouring outside?

genre: fluff. just a wholesome moment. modern au

characters: childe x gn! reader

warnings: established relationship, use of pet names (twice), usage of childe's real name, reader is referred to in 3rd person, raw unedited piece written in 1 minute because i felt silly

a/n: tumblr debut how we doin!! finally posting mwah<3 (if i ever regret this i can say i did this on a whim) likes, reblogs and comments highly appreciated!!

©2023 ryuryuryuyurboat. do not repost, translate, plagiarise, or modify in any way, shape or form.

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“hey. hey. hey. baby. babe. y/n. Y/N.” childe poked their side. y/n stirred slightly, before opening one eye sleepily. 

“shut up, childe. it’s literally 3 in the morning.” 

“it’s actually 2:23, to be precise.” 

“even worse. go back to sleep.” 

“but i can’t.” 

“and why the hell not?” 

“dunno.” he shrugged, still nudging their side.

y/n groaned, pushing themself into a sitting position on the bed. “okay, okay, fine, i’m up. now what?”

“what d’you say to a drive around the neighbourhood in that new car?” childe grinned at them, immediately receiving a slap upside his head and a string of curses towards his name. 

“no, ajax. it’s literally 2 in the morning, it’s pouring outside, and we have an early day tomorrow—or today, whatever you call this ungodly time. and the car is new. i’m not destroying it so soon.” 

“boo. i thought you enjoyed driving ‘round the neighbourhood at night.” he pouted. 

"not in the middle of the night!"

"pretty please?"

"...only if we can get hot food."

"so that's a yes?" his eyes had long lost their shine– and yet in this instance they seemed to sparkle so brightly.

“you really don’t know when to stop, do you?” the only reply y/n received was a little laugh and a light slap on their thigh as childe slid off the bed and walked into the adjoining bathroom to get ready.

“hey, in my defence, you never said to stop!”

“you suck.” y/n shook their head, their actions contradicting their words as a small smile made its way onto their face.

“aww, love you too!”

and so they ended up here — sharing a bite-sized serving of pizza in a small bistro after an hour (or two) of driving around aimlessly, debating on useless controversial issues like whether pineapples truly belonged on pizza.

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[prolix-yuy]

Hi LJ! Happy Pedro Hours!

Out of curiosity would you rather have pizza with pineapple or anchovies on it?

Hi Jess!

…I’m about to out myself to a very controversial opinion.

I actually like pineapple on pizza! Especially if it’s nice quality ham or prosciutto, some fresh pineapple, jalapeños and a wood-fired crust. The sweet-salty-spicy combo of a Dirty Hawaiian is something I’ll pick over many other pizzas!

Thanks for playing! Happy Pedro Hours!

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

I want to see all the Engage dragons gathered for a meal. Rafal has dumped an entire bowl of sugar into his food, regardless of whether it was meant to be a sweet or savoury dish, and Nel has done the same with salt. Veyle is eating something so horrifically spicy, it's a step away from being actually on fire, there are tears of joy and pain streaming down her face.

Sombron was not invited due to being a bastard, plus what he eats is people (though I suppose he didn't actually digest Hyacinth, he must've coughed the guy's corpse up later like a giant hairball in order to make a Corrupted from it). Zelestia was invited, and there's an empty chair waiting for her, if she ever remembers to turn up.

Alear is just sitting there and Witnessing this. They want to go back to sleep.

(I want Lumera to be present too, but I wonder if Divine Dragons have the same weird preferences as Fell Dragons? Maybe she likes really bland food instead, and that's why Alear has evened out to get normal taste buds)

(Rafal also eats pineapple on pizza, by the way. Half because he genuinely likes it, and half because it stirs up controversy)

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