#i like my men pathetic sexy and emo

[adamarks]

Thinkin bout Mary

[sashi-ya]

> BLEACH MEN PORN BROWSING HISTORY HCS > nsfw hcs | shingamis | quincies | arrancars | > tw: mentions of porn, different kinks, all characters are +18. pls don't take this personal hcs very serious > thank u @kwnblack & @the-witch-of-one-piece for Ryuken & Bazz's hcs ♡ ︎

Isshin Kurosaki: obsessed. Help him. 🔎 quincy copper hair woman + school uniform 🔎 impregnation 🔎 can I still have kids?

Ryuken Ishida: the two sides of the spectrum. 🔎 MILFS. 🔎 Daddy dom 🔎 sexy maid

Kisuke Urahara: do you really need me to show it to you? alright, only ones that tumblr would allow me to: 🔎 catgirl + sexy young shop owner video by kittyurahara223 (Yoru and his video) 🔎 hot catgirl 🔎 tuna

Shunsui Kyoraku: feels illegal, but it isn't. (i think) 🔎 big ass chicks 🔎 hentai 🔎 creampie

Jushiro Ukitake: does this man watch porn? YES, HE DOES 🔎 threesome FFM respectful 🔎 squirting women 🔎 hot nurse

Byakuya Kuchiki: you wouldn't expect this noble man watching porn, but you are so wrong... 🔎public + degradation kink 🔎degradation (again?) 🔎seaweed cosplay + hot girl (excuse me, what?) 🔎pegging does it hurt? (omg Byakuya…?)

Toshiro Hitsugaya: he might seem like a kid, but he isn't. 🔎tall dominant woman porn 🔎watermelon flavoured candy 🔎manju recipe

Renji Abarai: dork in love. he uses the voice searching option 🔎midget. 🔎 no no that type of midget 🔎 tiny girls 🔎 TAICHO I- SORRY. YES I'M GOING.

Hisagi Shuuhei another one obssessed. 🔎red haired + big tits + Shinigami 🔎 big tits. 🔎 tits (omg, shuuhei…)

Kira Izuru: poor man. 🔎porn + male + silver hair + eyes closed. 🔎fox tail 🔎persimmon flavoured lube

Grimmjow Jagearjackez: I won't specify a gender. 🔎gingers. 🔎rough sex + hate sex + orange hair 🔎pranks for Ulquiorra

Ulquiorra Cifer: what is this device? 🔎what is porn? 🔎orihime porn. 🔎 why there is no orihime porn?

Sosuke Aizen: he is above porn. However,… 🔎 human porn research 🔎 why are humans so pathetic 🔎 pathetic tiny woman crying for dick.

Shinji Hirako: I’m sure we all can imagine 🔎 oral 🔎 69 🔎 big tits dumb girl 🔎 lesbian sex

Sajin Komamura: naughty doggy 🔎 furry 🔎 hot bitches (quite literally) 🔎 woof woof 🔎 doggy style 🔎 how to kill a quincy

Zaraki Kenpachi: he is lucky if he even gets the time to search for something without having Yachiru using his phone 🔎 blood kink 🔎 long haired woman + femd- PEPPA PIG 🔎 PEPPA PIG

Jugram Haschwalt: blonde quincy versión of Byakuya 🔎 praising 🔎 thigh riding 🔎 woman kneeling 🔎 dominant 🔎 where to get a little bit of serotonin

As Nodt: scary mf, can you imagine him jerking off? I do. 🔎 gore. 🔎 women who are into guys with no lips 🔎 help me 🔎 how to shut up Senbonzakura?

Bazz B: he is just too horny to even think 🔎 rough sex 🔎 creampie 🔎 POV porn 🔎 slut ass spank

Ichigo Kurosaki: I’m not surprised.at all. 🔎 MILFS (yes, come on) 🔎 BIG TITS BOUNCY TITS 🔎 Do I have to wear a condom if I’m in my soul body? (yes, you idiot)

Ishida Uryu: troubled little emo quincy 🔎 romantic porn 🔎 wom- men- 🔎 how do I know if I’m gay?

[cyancherub]

Lol I'm glad you like the 'character you like posts'! As I was worried it may be annoying - but yeah Spike is you know a vampire so he has that standard of violence and mayhem BUT also very emotional and values love and loyalty (so you know yandere ish) that other vamps think he's tacky lol at the same time he's a leather jacket English punk guy and I like his clips on YouTube XD

NOOO THEY'RE NEVER ANNOYING I LOVE THEM SM <333 YESYEYSE men with a standard of violence <3 GIVE IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY *HAVY BREATHING* but also men w a soft and emo side <33 KING I WANT TO COMFORT U !!!! .. yandere-ish....I LIKE THAT I LIKE TO SEE IT LMAOAO AKJfJKD not the other vampires thinking hes tacky .. but thats sexy bc i like my men a lil pathetic too AHAHAHA

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Ayesha Liveblogs Fairy Tail S4

“When will this world stop rejecting me?” Emo Wizard can’t catch a break

Apparently Zeref comes in Teen Angst Edition

Gray and Loke know Lucy is smarter than both of them combined lmao

I figured Levy was gonna fall for Gajeel from the time he joined the guild but it’s still funny to watch

“Who are you calling boy?” said the forty-year-old man in a sleeveless hoodie

Amazing the enemy soldiers are so offended that Natsu doesn’t care about them as individuals

Could they be a little more heavy-handed with their foreshadowing about celestial spirits like a goat named “Capricone” pls

[Natsu as Frank Ocean voice]: What’s a god to a non-believer?

Murder him Mirajane

The Strauss family doesn’t deserve this are they only allowed to have two happy siblings at a time

My fashion choices also represent my imminent death same Natsu same

Ultear could use about 500% more chill

“Keeping humans as puppets is barbaric.” “And being a slave to your owner is somehow noble?” He raises a fair point Loke 

The real question is how Leo knows about Lucy’s mum is it just a spirit thing or did they interact?

Is Ultear trying to imply that her and Zeref will repopulate the earth

“Our love knows no bounds, little droplet” Juvia pls 

“I’ll have no problem getting close because she trusts Leo” you’re fucking purple man

What the fuck is wrong with Cana leaving Lucy passed out alone in the middle of an enemy attack

Lmao @ Loke probably holding a class for female spirits on the weaknesses of mortal men

Yaaaasss Lucy and Natsu in a proper tag team battle

That entire battle was fantastic from the forced hugs to the collaborative attack to the brave babies trying to protecting each other A++

I was kind of hoping that Gray would appear while Lucy was pulling Natsu’s head between her legs lmao

[Gray as Coach Sylvester voice]: I was aroused, then furious 

Poor Gray he has done nothing to deserve any of this

Juvia’s narrative has come full circle she followed her heart by surrendering to Gray and now she’s using love to encourage her enemies to live

Rustyrose has to be a real dick to attack a camp full of wounded

I know I said every member of Fairy Tail had daddy issues but damn Cana’s are even more highkey than Natsu’s

“This has got to be the most messed up magic I’ve ever seen,” said the man who could literally manipulate souls

Does Jellal need to be shirtless in jail probably not and yet

“Let me show you why my name strikes sheer terror into the hearts of men” calm down American Eagle

Ultear just tossed the Lord of All Evil onto the ground like a sack of potatoes

I forget, sometimes, that Gray is actually a really good strategist 

Not to be A Juvia but Gray saying he’s going to teach a lesson as he throws off his shirt 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

“It’s pretty obvious [you and Gray] share a special connection” “Don’t try to make it sound dirty” Too late 

Panther Lily has embraced his role as Gajeel’s cat more than I expected

Immediately after Gray gets his ass knocked around:

Natsu: Want to get your ass knocked around some more?

Gray: ABSOLUTELY

He just?? Yelled Wendy out of existence??

I love that all of Lucy’s spirits like to dress Wendy up like a doll

Hades: I’m your evil grandpa once removed

HE’S FIGHTING THEM WITH FINGER GUNS OH MY GOD

No one ever said Laxus didn’t know how to make a dramatic entrance 

Laxus, for once in his goddamn life: Hi, I’m not here to ruin everything

“If you have something to confess, then speak up” Freed ships Gajeel and Levy

A lot of Fairy Tail’s problems would be solved if they killed their enemies

Freed and Bickslow talk a lot of shit about dark guilds for people who staged a coup against their master during a festival

“But... that’s my sword!” Poor Grimoire soldier he’s trying his best

“Is this what terror feels like?” Why is everyone in this show so confused by the sensation of fear

Thunder Legion loves Laxus so much what darlings

“I’m not into that kind of stuff!” BDSM or heterosexuality?

Lmao @ Gray being first in Erza’s sexy nurse line

Meredy, after Ultear has slaughtered countless people: You made a mistake

Laxus teasing Lisanna is unexpectedly cute 

“My old man is a deadbeat who can’t keep it in his pants” Cana is slut-shaming Gildarts

Me @ Lord Zeref: Could you like.... chill for a second

“Unfortunately [no survivors] were ever found” UM??? THIS ISN’T EVEN THE SEASON FINALE LET ALONE THE SERIES FINALE EXPLAIN

Biska and Alzack got married aw

How has Romeo not grown in like seven years man also who has been leading the guild all their strongest warriors theoretically died

“I call it dance of the pathetic and feeble” same

“Tell me, would you like to have a little brother?” KINKSHAME EVE TILM

It’s like they woke up from passing out and everyone around them is seven years older and irreversibly traumatized

OH NO JELLAL HAS BEEN IN JAIL FOR SEVEN YEARS THINKING ERZA IS DEAD

Lyon falling in love with Juvia is the best thing I never knew I needed

It seems unfair that Lucy is expected to pay rent from when she was presumed dead

Lucy shouldn’t feel obligated to mourn someone who abused her anyway

“Let me play around with you” Gray thinks ballroom dancing is a game and can’t describe any activity without it sounding dirty

This entire scene is beautiful Lisanna and Erza spinning men like tops, gentle Gajeel whisking Levy away from the boys, people dancing with the kids, the implied and canon couples dancing, Lucy dancing with a giant goat man

“A small price to pay for the chance to dance” Erza pls

“Very suspicious, no one’s that handsome” this is my favourite line of dialogue

Amazing in a room full of men Aceto picks Erza I hope the count’s daughter is a lesbian

She’s wearing Velveno’s ring but she’s still dancing with Erza 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

I would say that I’m surprised they ended a season of insanity and death and angst with a dance party but I am 0% surprised