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starting 2 get the hang of drawing the newest iteration of Babygirl
#tloz#totk#tears of the kingdom#ganondorf#ill save my full thoughts for later when ive actually beat the game but#i like him im biting him im shaking him
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SERVING PREGNANT OMEGA. there’s no other words really
#pls charles can i hold just one choob#they look really full#and his bump.#ik u guys see the chregnancy bump im not delusional#oh this suit is doing everything good for me#HE IS SOOO TINY#I WANNA BITE HIS NECK AND SHAKE HIM AROUND LIKE A DOGTOY#but then hold him afterwards and tell him he’s a good boy..#u get me.#i think the spirit of max verstappen is possessing me#speaking of him looking this pregnant after the whole club incident?#are we sure the pregnancy announcement was not for him#he’s kinda rivaling Dionysus rn at being the god of fertility..
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flint stuff!
#toontown#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#flint bonpyre#firestarter#strawglicks art gallery#i love flint i love flint i love flint i love flint i love flint i love flint i love flint i love flint i love flint i love flint i love fl#I LOVE FLINT IM CRAZY GROWLING SNARLING BITES HIM SHAKES HIM IN MY MOUTH LIKE A RAGDOLL
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surely nothing bad will happen to these silly robots
#rain world#five pebbles#looks to the moon#i think about five pebbles everyday#he's so angry and tragic and all his problems could be solved if he just got out of his own head#and hes just like me fr#im biting him and shaking my head back and forth#also i love moon and im giving her a kiss upon the forehead#jar art#idk expect more rain world its grabbed me brain
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real talk, yassen is insane for only sleeping 4 hours every 24 hours. baby that is not enough sleep. i know you're like peak health or whatever but that's only enough sleep to live, not thrive. how are you awake and alert everyday. whats wrong with you.
#i want to put him in a jar and shake him#i want to study him under a microscope#but for real adult humans need like a minimum of 7-9 hours of sleep to function properly#im not saying its not possible to live on 4 hours of sleep a day#but i am saying that i dont think the benefits outweigh the cons#maybe im just very defensive about getting a good amount of sleep everyday bc if i only slept 4 hours a day i would start biting people#and ripping doors off their hinges and punching holes into walls#i wanted to scream every time yassen mentioned he only sleeps 4 hours every night#russian roulette#yassen gregorovich#alex rider
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go here rn.
#i need to bite him and shake him around like a dog toy i need to make him dinner#and be his trophy wife i need him to be my trophy wife i feel so crazed#im on my period rn which is making this so much worse like i. a. ah.#txt#p: 100
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you know that post about how scholars talk shit about each other when they write the phrase 'one might be tempted to assume,' or however it went. the entirety of crassus scholarship is like this.
#thankfully all i do is make comics and i can do whatever i want as long as i can justify the narrative beat#otherwise id be. ough. id be tempted to write a 600 page biography on him attempting to unravel this#B.A. Marshall mentioning Rawson's article on Crassus that initially intrigued me about him and he counters her assertion#that pompey overshadowed him with the triumph in a footnote like in a way we have come full circle#everyone collectively agrees that pompey and crassus were not the rivals that a lot of people seem to think they were#so im glad that we're all shaking hands on that. and that the rivalry they did have was just. the usual kind expected from the political#scene. very fun! for narrative purposes i will continue to make them periodically bite each other#because every time someone goes 'oh yeah they were heirs to sulla' i think im going to lose my mind#it does in some ways make their repeated alliance a little unsettling tho. like. haha ha ehgh. now we have to contend with#other kinds of parallels
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shakes him bites him shakes him bites him shakes HIM BITES HIM SHAKES HISMHSINESI
#bro the way i return and its a zoom on his bird feathers and i immediately go from neutral mood to IM GOING TO EXPLODE WITH LOVE FOR HIM#his leaf ahoge. his bird feathers. it always drives me crazy with feral urgent needs. its my weakness#i love my wife sm. i need to bite him and shake him and throw him against the wall like a wet cloth#almost a year hes always in my teams and im still so normal#loml tag#ayim
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“… I actually feel happy.“
@gothic-mothic….. ur narrator…. i hope i did him some justice its hard coloring a man with one color and trying to make him scruffy….
#i glamorized him…. i apologize…. starts sobbing#ANYWAY I SAW UR STANLEY POST AND WAS LIKE….. theyre in this together i think#GOD. i need both of them to rest…. restt#tsp#my art#styxarts#the stanley parable#tspud#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp narrator#the narrator#zending#AS ALWAYS. CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY PLLEASSEE#anyway friend if youre still reading these tags hiii i love you a lot and ur narrator so funky#and ur stanley cant forget him hes what started this thing#anyway i love you and ur style and i hope i brought ur narrator bbg to justice i feel like i didnt grgrggrgrhrgrgruuggh#biting you and shaking you around…. lovingly before i tackle hug you and give you more flowers 💐 or something idk im not gay like that#actually i take rhat back. i am gay like that. im so gay for you I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY LOVE MY GRACE MY FRIEND OHH YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN
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grabs him grabs him grabs him grabs him grabs him grabs him gra
#im still trying to get a shot of the semi-prime beam but it always happens at the literal worst time#gonna do the endgame sidequests tho so hopefully i can get it there#joshua rosfield#ffxvi#ffxvi spoilers#rumprabbiting#biting him biting him biting him#shaking him like a dog toy hrbbrhbghghghghghhrfhgdjhfdgfhg
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Comte Election Story, 6th Anniversary Event (JPN 2023)
I managed to get Comte's collection story during the 6th year anniversary event in the JPN version of the game. As usual, my translation skills are rudimentary at best, so this is just a rough/general sense of the contents. Rest of the translation is below the cut:
Sweet and lovely, our everyday life is irreplaceable. After becoming a vampire, I’ve lived with him forever like this. I seek out more and more of the man I love than anyone else--
Comte: Good morning, MC. You’re up very early today.
I went down to the dining room a few hours before dawn--only to find Comte nursing a teacup gracefully at one end of the table.
MC: Good morning. I managed to wake up somehow…how about you?
Comte: Actually, I just got back.
When I asked, he told me that the host of the party started talking to him all night, and they didn’t part ways until after midnight.
Comte: I was going to finish this cup of tea to unwind, and then try to rest til noon.
He runs a hand through his freshly washed hair and brings the cup to his mouth in a series of elegant gestures that makes me fall in love with him all over again. I’m not sure if it’s because I’ve been up all night, but my heart readily starts beating faster.
Even Comte seems to notice my reaction…
Comte: …looking at me like that, are you seducing me?
Comte's eyes narrowed mischievously and he left his cup behind to approach me. A beautiful beast gazed at me as if to take aim at his prey, and he drew me in with supple hands.
MC: I didn’t intend it that way but…it’s true that I'm captivated. Your damp hair and lovely gestures are so sexy that I’m at a loss…
Comte: Saying such a thing…you’re a naughty woman, MC. Even though I tried to quell my ardor with a cold shower and hot tea...I’m glad to hear it, even though I’m far from calm.
When I raised my head--having looked down in bashful embarrassment--I can see burgeoning in Comte’s eyes an indisputable, feverish desire…
MC: Ah, mm…
His soft lips playfully brushed against the nape of my neck.
Comte: No one else would be awake at this hour…though we could be interrupted any moment. Make sure to keep your voice down.
He chuckled a little before a hot sigh caressed my skin, dropping kisses one after another. He circled around the usual place he’d sink his fangs into me, and every brush of his lips made heat gather low in my body…
MC: So impatient…Abel…
Comte: …I’ve been waiting for you to give it to me
The corners of his lips lifted a little, before he buried his fangs into my neck.
MC: Mn, ah…aaaahh…
Comte: I love you so much...and whenever we aren't together, I’m starved of you. We were miles apart all night yesterday. I’ll show you just how much I missed you.
His voice--half-intoxicated with the ecstasy of my blood--was sweet and husky with his desire.
Comte: Before you, I’m always a love-starved beast.
As I gaze into those eyes burning with emotion, an electric sensation tingles down my spine.
(Ah, I’m just the same. It’s not only my heart, my body is always seeking you out too.)
MC: Me too…all day and night, I’m always thinking about you…
Comte: --Come here. Take as much of me as you want
At his encouragement and incitement, I sink my fangs into him.
MC: ah, ha…
Pleasure washes over me in an endless cascade, every sensation in my body heightened and sharp. I clenched my hands tighter through his wet hair, and dug my fangs into him greedily to devour that wellspring of ecstasy.
Comte: I'm happy to be able to share love with you like this, as a vampire.
Like drops of water moistening desiccated earth, every crimson drop fills us to the brim--
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp saint germain#ikevamp comte#ikevamp mc#comte propaganda#if you can't already tell from the contents of this one--i straight up died after reading it#THE IMPLICATIONS. FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.#the way they're both dancing around it. MC trying to be strong and endure properly (girl same) and. comte.#THE WAY COMTE BASICALLY STARTS SHAKING HIS ASS LIKE ONE OF THOSE BIRDS OF PARADISE. I AM UNWELL (AND ECSTATIC).#THE WAY HE WANTS HER TO WANT HIM AS INTENSELY/DESPERATELY AS HE DOES HER. THE WAY HE RELISHES HER BITING HIM HARD.#IM NEVER GONNA RECOVER FROM THIS ONE#ive legit just been that ace attorney meme with phoenix holding his head in his hands for DAYS#dare i even mention 'make sure to keep your voice down.' SIR. SIR ARE YOU SRS RN#man the way in purple moon event he was like 'oh nooooo haha no hank pank in public where we might get caught that's too inappropriate~ owo#I SEE YOU ABEL. I SEE YOU MONSIEUR LE COMTE DE SAINT GERMAIN.#I SEE THAT U SIT UPON A THRONE OF L I E S#i hope whoever writes comte as unhinged as possible over at jpn cybird gets a god damn raise#i have never in my life been so directly catered to in one chara i swear#'loved-starved beast' ILL DO YOU ONE BETTER COMTE JUST LET ME IN. LET ME IIIIIIIIN!!!!!!#straight up ive said it before and ill say it again#that's my emotional support softcore yan meow meow golden retriever#every event im like 'hope this doesn't awaken anything inside me.' and then immediately its just 'failed step one.'#although all jokes aside i do find it endlessly fascinating about the purebloods how like#while they don't experience as much bloodlust there is this acute sense of biting as a vital expression of romantic interest and/or claim#i dont think its a throwaway line that comte says at the end--id actually argue a lot of his desire for intimacy when she's human (cont.)->#is because he feels a level of insecurity in his connection to her caused by the lack of shared/reciprocated biting#you know now that has me wondering if that's part of why other purebloods frown so heavily upon the idea of a pureblood/human couple#basically because they can't fulfill the most basic tenet of what it means to be coupled in that community's perception#yeesh ikevamp really went 'welcome to normative vampire politics' and im like 'I Am So Normal About This. (lie + analyzes)'
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I fucking love characters that can't be taken at face value
Characters that you can't understand if you just take their words for it without looking much further
Characters that lie through their teeth well enough that everyone seems to believe them instantly
Characters that are locked behind so many masks, walls and barriers that you can't do much but stare as it caves in around them
Characters that end up burried under all the facades they made to protect themselves
#AND THEN I MAKE A FIC ABOUT WJAT IF SOMEONE LOOKED FURTHER AND ACTUALLY SAW THEM#WHAT IF SOMEONE COULD REACH THROUGH AND HOLD THEIR HAND#AND MAYBE SEE THROUGH THEIR LIES AND LOVE THE PERSON THAT'S BURRIED UNDERNEATH#*cough* what hwi could've done if he was willing to look *cough*#nam seon ho#i love him so much#im biting concrete and chewing my bones and shaking him like a chew toy#my country: the new age#mctna#나의 나라#kdrama#aiden originals#am i queuing this right
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#i want to bite him like a chew toy and shake him around. violently.#i love him so much#anyway.#.txt#just finished the first saw im abt to watch 2 before the showing of x tonight.#saw#saw posting#adam faulkner stanheight
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kicking off fanart here with a silly little poster i made!
#batman#batman unburied#podcast#batman fanart#the riddler#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#ham art#fanart#??? not sure how to tag this#had a lot of fun doodling these guys tho#i am aware that its not particularly legible but also this was. for fun.#god i loved this podcast so much#want to bite hasan minhajs riddler n shake him between my teeth like a dog with some small pathetic creature#proud of myself for finally being brave enough to post art online! baby steps#all the fanart ive seen for this show has been phenomenal so im nervous#but thats life
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👍🏼🌟
#smudgy.png#trigun#livio the double fang#FINALLY DONE!!!!!#if it turns out this is smaller than i thought im gonna flip <3#ill. check it on pc later. (shaking)#ANYWAY. squishing him like a stress ball#i love him !!!!!!!! grrrrr. starts biting him#oh my godddd im already noticing things iwant to change but ive been working on this too❗damn❗long❗#so..... post !!!
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GOD HE'S SO PATHETIC IM GONNA PICK UP AND SHAKE HIMM
#renfield#im SCROLLING through this tag and still not ok#i need to rabidly bite renfield and shake him like Dog Toy. im ILL
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