#i legit feel cheated

[theloveinc]

sakura is so sensitive he takes real offense to you having fictional crushes and legitimately complains there's people out trying to take you from him

[kravchikfreak]

i bet you know how these two pairs are the same one ship

and i FUCKING HATE them both for that

shit's gross, i'm actually anwell

i'll rant on my stupid tags but this is important

[adhdbisexualramblings]

I am vengeful at this show for making Stolas sympathetic in any way

[redlyriumidol]

Mad respect to fade hawke-leavers but that could never be me 😔🫡 I'm simply too weak to do a thing like that to my beloved Isabela and Varric....I simply do not have faith that whoever you leave behind will ever return like they were pretty clear about the fact that they'd probably die and it's been 10 yrs... I left Alistair too, sorry to him as well very sad etc but I don't regret it at all lol

[eerna]

OBSESSED with scenes where Madoc randomly starts acting like a dad mid conversation. "You are the main thing standing between myself and taking over the kingdom! Btw that kid - all right, High King, whatever - that kid doesn't deserve you. What do you mean I wasn't paying enough attention to you when you were a child, which led to multiple instances of your torture and mutilation and humiliation? I am so sad, I had no idea, I am shaking and crying right now :((((((( Can you please join my violent revolution"

[lycanwlf]

hi. i finally finished the sonic frontiers dlc. i like this ending :)

[dollfairy]

when I'm going to the doctor for things I know I need, and everyone I know agrees I need, but that I still feel somehow like an impostor for seeking, the thing that always helps (for whatever reason) is to look myself in the eye in the mirror and, with john mulaney's exact intonation, say "sometimes...I get nervous...on airplanes"

[oglegoggle]

I hate waking up at a weird hour alone. It makes it so hard to go back to sleep. The options are 1) Lay there and be consumed by rumination 2) Stare at the internet until my alarm goes off 3) Just get up start the day unreasonably early. I hate this. It felt so good to wake up at a weird hour, roll over and wrap my arm around someone, and feel so comfortable and at peace I can just fall asleep again.

[lieutenant-amuel]

I’m editing the old chapters of WBTL again. The fourth chapter, and oh my goodness Ángel is so insensitive, it’s insane.

[jejecchi]

this is exactly why i cannot play other guys' stories BECAUSE HES LIKE THIS!!!!

[alphagodith]

the most frustrating thing about diy/craft projects for me is that i never know if i am doing something wrong, or if i just have higher standards than the people who made the tutorials i’m using.

like i’m trying to make some proxy cards for a game i’m playing since the cards are very expensive and i don’t want to take them out of their protective cases, and i’m using some guides i found online on how to make playing cards, but my results aren’t quite close enough to the real thing for my taste. i have no idea if that’s cuz there’s a step the guide creator assumed i would know about already and didn’t write down, i’m using the wrong product, or if me and the tutorial makers just have different definitions for what passes as a ‘professional looking’ playing card.

doesn’t help that they don’t include super specific details like how many coats of spray they used or how they set up the space they used to spray the cards, so i have no idea why i’m having so much trouble sealing my cards without getting them stuck to the table and stuff like that.

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

I’m so excited for y’all to see the commission I just requested

[hot-coffemilk]

I was having a good day so far

[dragonsarrow]

was worried i might be getting possessive of my bf, so i looked up an article on possessiveness in relationships and found this:

and uh yeah i think im actually fine! think i might be pretty normal and just experiencing dream-induced anxiety like a normal person!

[crucialplayer]

Thoughts on Venus placements

!! everything is based purely on my experiences with signs, written with no other purpose than to share my observations and be unserious.

Aries Venus. View public humiliation as a flirting tactic. Will borderline call you stupid and ugly and genuinely expect people to get the hint that they’re actually very interested. Will prob ask themselves out on ur behalf. If u don't show interest immediately as they enter a room they’re done. Life is a cycle of falling in and falling out. Romance is 90 percent fucking.

Taurus venus. Like anyone who’s pretty but LOVE prob one person in a lifetime. Will have an aneurism if you try to rush them or speed up the prelude. Unbearable in their pickiness (esp with food and smells). Have deluded themselves into thinking there are people dying waiting for them to grace this earth with their love and attention. Limit freedom but act bothered when being imposed with the same limitations. 

Gemini venus. What’s there to say that hasn't been already cried out loud by the casualties of their love. Wandering eye. Don't promise much and deliver even less. Fun tease flirts, will take you on Before Sunrise style date and rot ur brain with all the talk. Like to leave people wondering. Everyone wants to try this one out at least once. Word’s been going around that a non-cheating-gemini Venus has been spotted in the wild but we’re yet to confirm the evidence. 

Cancer venus. Want to be treated like a baby but always end up babying other people. Want to please their loved ones at all times and if not met with instant appreciation become very irritated and sad. Never voice their needs properly. Expect the most distant emotionally constipated people they usually choose as their partners to be mind-readers. Cook-clean-snog love. 

Leo venus. Promise u the moon and the stars but will be too lazy to actually get them. Love themselves first and won't let you forget that. If not received naturally - will drag those compliments out of you manually. At their best great at hyping people up. Love anyone who praises them. Also kinda get attached quite fast. Get jealous and offended easily (I feel like I say this about every Leo placement but what can u do).

Virgo venus. No one can please them and with time fewer people try. Get the ick over people simply breathing. Want the most sterile of love there is. If you’re not the best at your craft or do not aspire to be WHY the fuck not??? Legit think organizing ur desk is a good substitution for letting know they have warm feelings towards you.

Libra venus. Their partner is the star of the night month year life. Choose partners that can be bragged about and envied for. Very loving never shut up about their relationship no matter the setting always find a reason to bring them up. In a relationship make concessions until they blow up.

Scorpio venus. Insanity falsely taken for being in love. Blood contract on the first date. The ones that giggle at cannibalism=love metaphors. Might just lock you up but in a romantic wayyy... Romance is NOT a joke and ANY attempt making FUN of it WILL NOT slide. Looking around might count as cheating. Also if I may I suggest never leaving them on read..) Forever and always til death do us part. 

Sagittarius venus. Often forget that they are in a relationship. Love the fun aspect of dating, but hate everything else. Need someone who constantly shakes things up and makes life interesting for them. In an ideal world, they travel around the globe and have a lot of se make meaningful connections for life. Very playful tho!

Capricorn venus. In relationships become very domestic but it takes a lot for them to actually end up in such. Love language is to cover basic necessities and feel worn out after that. Typically require to be TAUGHT on love and I know there are some people who find this an exciting quest god bless you on that journey. Prob the most rigid Venus in terms of compatibility with others imo. 

Aquarius venus. So fucking random in terms of people they crush on like I can never guess who’s gonna tingle their interest braincell this time. Normally they go for the intellectuals but once they think they’ve got too predictable with it next choice is gonna be wild. Friends with people who have a crush on them and are oblivious to it. Freeze when you get mushy or clingy with them. 

Pisces venus. Takes a village to pull them out of that one abusive dynamic they’ve been perpetually stuck in. Unironically think of themselves as smol beans. Dedicate their whole unprompted to the person they’ve had a crush on for like two days. Very very veryyyy lovey-dovey-sweet-corny, have no problem confessing their love. Likely to draw ur portrait if they like you. 

[bennitastisch]

at this rate every therapist that turns me down feels like another cosmic joke