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Public apology to Timothee Chalamet I didn't realize you had curly brown hair and despite the chiseled jawline (flaw, sorry) the hair makes you unbelievably hot in Dune Part Two and I will never truly recover
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freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me
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Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.
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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
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hey guys, what do you think of my dinner?
(choose your words carefully)
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I went out with some school friends even though I really didn't want to, and I had a great time :) I was still extremely nervous and I was really anxious the whole time, but I was also able to finally let loose a bit. I'm sad that this program is only two years so I'll only know them for another few months. I wish I had come out of my shell early last year instead of this year. It really feels like I messed up big time with that. But regardless, I had fun tonight and I'm very happy that I went out of my comfort zone and went out with them. Improvement
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i read the cutest reddit thread today where this 19 yo boy was “babysitting” his 15 yo little sister while his parents were away on vacation and she got this horrific period and needed to be taken to the ER.
and this sweet 19 yo boy was doing all he could to take care of her, giving her meds and water and then packing stuff up to go to the hospital once reddit was like “yeah if she’s soaking two tampons in an hour you should go” - but being only a little older than a child himself, he didn’t know what to pack, so he brought like three things, and one of them was SUNSCREEN.
lmao everyone on reddit was like “you’re a really good brother but sunscreen?? for the hospital??” lmao they are roasting him. also op’s sister changed his name in her phone to “spf” and their dad calls him “bananaboat” now. this guy is never living this down
(also his sister is ok and it turns out their family has some kind of genetic blood disorder)
#just learned right this very moment that 2 tampons an hour is an emergency#wish id known that 10 yrs ago before hrt#my doctor just told me i had heavy bleeding causing my anemia#but i often get nosebleeds and i bleed a lot longer than others when injured. and i bruise extremely easily. man.
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might get crucified for saying this but there is a major difference between "bad person who doesn't care they do bad things" and "bad person who knows they do bad things and wishes they didn't"
we have to remember that people aren't inherently morally black or white, like people can want to change and we should be encouraging that. instead all I see is people criticizing others without empathy or understanding
and yeah this is political because you know who does this? you know who plays nice towards conflicted people, who draws them in with affirmations that they're not bad people? the goddamn right wing
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
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just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential
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happy 10th birthday to my chemical romance's danger days and happy 57th anniversary to the JFK assassination. these two events are related.
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