#i know you MISSED THEMMMMMMMMMMM

[godsofhumanity]

Odin: I think I'm coming down with something. I've been so nauseous lately. Zeus, seriously: Maybe you're pregnant. [silence] Odin: I don't know who's the bigger idiot. You because you're speaking from experience, or me because I almost had a panic attack

[wall-eye]

Mhmhmmhmhmhmhmhm podcast brainrot going strong

[bunnykaye]

7x12 and 7x13 livetweet:

AoS 7x12

1ST GAP:

> SPACEEEEEEEEEE > THE ZEPHYR????? > IT'S EMPTY????? > AMATEUR-ISH? HAM-FISTED???? > SIBYL. IN THE FLESH???? > AS LONG AS HE LIVES, OUR FUTURE ISN'T SECURE > HE ISN'T EVEN ALIVE.......OOOOOOOHHHHHH > MASKING THE TRUTH. SHITTTTTTTTTTT > MAY :((((((((((( > FOR YOU?????????? DAFUQ NATHANIEL > DAFUQ NATHANIEL. DAFUQQQQQQQQQQ > KORA........... > BIG BAD WOLF??????? LOL GARRETT > WHAT IS THAT BLUE THING?????

2ND GAP:

> TINGLE???? > NANADEKEEEEEEEEE > I KNOW THAT NAMEEEEEE > OHMYGODDDDDD THE PREGNANT POSE > THIS DEKE IMPRESSION AKJLDLASJDKASJ > I DO HAVE A SECRETTTTTTT > SWIRLING?????????? > AWWWWW DEKEEEEEEEEE > DAISY MACK SOUSA > "....SURE" > DAISYSOUSSSSSSSSSS > DAISYOUS KISSSSSSSSSSSSS > BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > "IMPRESSIVE" "THANK YOU" > CHRONI-BOMB????? > SEEM LIKE A BIG DEAL AT THE TIME. NOW LOOK AT ME > COULSON/MAY/YOYO BROTP THO > DAISYYYYYYYYYYY > "YOU'VE LOST" > YOU KNOW NOTHING OF TIME > OH MACK :((((((( > LET'S MAKE SOME NOISEEEEEEEE > OH NO :-////// > "WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE" > ....AND THAT WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL, NATHANIEL > AWWWWW PHILINDA! > "WE'RE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE WE WERE" > "HEY BUDDY" > YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS YOYO > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA > "THAT HURTS" > GONNA PANCAKE THIS WHOLE PUPPY > "SON OF A BITCH" > OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT

3RD GAP:

> DAAAAAAAAAAMN I MISSED STUFF, JUST A LITTLE BIT > NANADEKE STUFF I LOVE ITTTTTTT > REAL PEACHY > NEW WORDS > IT'S A FINE WORD. AND YOU'RE A FINE MAN. > YAAAAAASSSSSSSS SOUSA > THEY'RE GONNA USE THE CHRONIS AS BOMBS AJKLDASJJAS > I HAVE A HOME. AND I'M MARRIED > HOOOOOOOOOOOME > SMELL HIS HAIR BUT I CAN'T SEE HIS FACE > AWWWWWWWWW JEMMA > UNSTOPPABLEEEEEEEEEEE

4TH GAP:

> DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SON > THIS SISTER TALK THO > LOCATION OF AN 084?????? > O84???????? > TELEPORTING TAXI > NEW TIMELINE, NEW JOHN GARRETT > EVEN THE SMILE IS THE SAME GDI > I KNOW THIS PLACE. HOME > STAND DOWN AGENT SOUSA > FIND ME SOME DUCT TAPE?????? > KORA :( > FUCK YOU NATHANIEL FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU > DO I SOUND COOL WHEN I SAY THAT??? LMFAO > HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT > LORD I HOPE THIS WORKS > DUCT TAPEEEEEEEEEEEEE > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT > GARRETT OH NO

5TH GAP:

> CODED TRANSMISSION > BRANDON GAMBLE > VICTORIA HAND???????? > BRIEFCASE??????? > LEGACY AGENTS??? > HOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK > HOLY SHITTTTTTT > DAISY COULSON :')))))))) > MAYDAISY!!!!!!!!!! > JEMMA :((((((((( > MATH IS MY FAITHFUL HUSBAND > JEMMA?????????? > JEMMA IS ASSEMBLING THEMMMMMMMMMMM > HOLY MATRIMONY > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK > I JUST KOW THEY NEED TO BECME MARRIED > TWO BECOMES ONE > ENOCH :(((((((((( > A SINGING KEY > END OF THE BEINNING > I PRONOUNCE YOU > YOU'RE ALL THERE > I WAS MARRIED > I AM MARRIED. I HAVE PROOF > YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY > FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZ > JEMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA > OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO > SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME DOES SHE????????/ > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

TAG:

> MASSIVE POWER DRAIN IN NYC

7x13

1ST GAP:

> HE CAME FROM THE OLD TIMELINE > THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY > KORA IS THE KEY??????? > DID KORA SURVIVE??? > SHE'S WITH THE ENEMY > SHE IS PIVOTAL > QUANTUM BRIDGE??????? > MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS > BRANCH OFF > QUANTUM REALM > SUBATOMIC?????????? > BUBBLES??????? > 1983 NYC > DEKE AND FITZ > DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > ENOCH TOLD US > BEFORE HE DIED > THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER > I'LL STAY. I BELONG HERE > AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW > PBBBBBBBBBBBT > DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > DANNY BOY > I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY > DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > NO TIME TO ARGUE > LET'S GET TO IT > YOU DON'T GIVE UP ON FRIENDS > ON THREE, DAMMIT > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN > YOU'RE THE NEW GUY IN CHARGE NOW? > DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2ND GAP:

> I NEED TO TAKE IT SLOW WITH HER > DRAW A LINE FR THAT FOR ALL OF THE REST > FILL IN SOME OF THE BLANKS > SCOLIOSIS > THETA SERPENTIS > BIGGEST STAR > ALYA > ALYAAAAAAAA > HEYYYYYYYYYYY > FLINT AND PIPER > TURN THIS QUINJET AROUND > PUT YOUR FACE ON > NORMAL THING JKALSDJASKJ > TIME STREAMMMMMMMMMMM > OUTLAW > TIME MONOLITH > PICK A STAR SYSTEM > ALYA > STUDY TIME STREAM > ONE PATH > AND WE DID. > FOR YEARS. > HAPPILY EVER AFTER > PUT IT OFF > OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD > I DON'T WANT TO FORGET > OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO > OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT > JUMPED BACK TO THE MOMENT WE LEFT > I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU ASK FOR IN RETURN > OH NO JEMMA > STAY STRONG > FITZ'S MIND COULDN'T HANDLE THE IMPLANT > YOU WERE WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME > FITZ. > WHY WOULD WE STAY SO LONG > FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT > OUT OF TIME > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN > THE HAZMAT SUITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

3RD GAP:

> DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN > POWERING DOWN THE ZEPHYR > DO NOT SPEAK. DO NOT ENGAGE > DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN JEMMA SAW HER DOUBLE > SOUSA GOT THE TIME MONOLITH JAKDKLASDKJA > HOOOOOOLY SHIT YOYO TOO > WHERE'S FITZ. IDK. I CAN'T KNOW. > WAIT FOR IT > NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY > QUINJET TEAM HEAD BACK TO THE LH > THESE PPL ALWAYS BEAT THE ODDS > DAAAAAAAAAAAMN DAISY > YOU HOPE, I'LL PRAY > OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO > NOT COULSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

4TH GAP:

> THEY PUNCHED THE CHRONICOMS AT THE LH ASSAULT > SO THAT'S WHAT SHE CAN DO > THEY'RE YOUR EVERYTHING > STARS IN YOUR SKIES > I THINK I REMEMBER > I CAN REMEMBER WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING FOR > QUAKE VS WALMART QUAKE > WE WON. > RETAKING THE LH AS WE SPEAK > NOW IT'S MY TURN TO SMILE > WHAT COMES NEXT > THE CAVALRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > PHILINDA TAG TEAM!!!!!!!!!! > KORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > WE'RE GIVING THEM EMPATHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > CHRONICOMS WITH EMPATHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > YOU FRIENDS OR ENEMIES???? FRIENDS. AS WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN. > I COULD GO ALL DAY > MISSION ACCOMPLISHED > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK DAISYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > THAT'S THE IDEA??????????????? > OH NOOOOOOOOOO DAISYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > DAISYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > KORA'S GONNA REVIVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR > OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD > THIS IS WHAT WE WERE FIGHTING FOR > FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > YOU'RE GUARDING OUR EVERYTHING > ALYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA > OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD > THAT WASN'T LONG > LOUD NOISE. I WAS ONLY A LITTLE SCARED

5TH GAP:

> YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. I NEVER CHANGED. > HEYYYYY > REWARD?????? > NEW PROFESSION? I HATE IT > ONLY SOMEONE WITHOUT KIDS WOULD SAY THA. > UNCLE MACK'S PRESENT > SO CUTE HE WRITES LETTERS > GOING...WELL? > THEY'RE GOING. YEAH > CRIED LIKE A BABY??????SOUSA > HE'S A DORK > SPEAKING OF DORKS > AC???????????? > ZEPHYR THREE????????????? > GLITCH?????????? > MINIMAL FORCE, SWEETHEART > NEBULA?????? > I VOTE WE MAKE THIS A TRADITION. WE CAN'T LOSE TOUCH > .........AND FITZ. AND MAY. LOLOLOLOL > DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > THE D IS DOING JUST FINE > SAME TIME NEXT YEAR? > DAVISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOYO > STORIES TO THE NEWCOMERS > FLINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > COULSON ACADEMYYYYYYYYYYYY > LITTLE MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > DAD FITZZZZZZZZZZZZ > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN MACK > HE'S IN A HELICARRIER??????? > NEW RECRUIT??????? > SHE'S DOING GREAT. > IT'S FNNY WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN SOMEONE BELIEVES IN YOU > DAISYYYYYYYYYYY > :') > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN > A BUTTON AND A KEY????????? > LOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA > THE ICONIC SHADESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS > HE'S FLYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY > OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > COOL > OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

WHAT A RIDE. WHAT A DAMN RIDE. 💙 💙 💙