#i know where he takes you on the date hehehehehe

[worksby-d]

Getting Attached

Pairing: dilf!Andy Barber x babysitter!Reader

Summary: Your friend finds out you've been hooking up with Andy and reminds you that if he's not in it for the long haul, you need to cut it off before you get hurt. Lucky for you, Andy might just be on the same page.

Warnings: Age gap, starting to admit feelingssss, flashback in italics

Word count: ~1,100

a/n: *taps mic* is anyone still out there? 👁️👁️

part one • part two

Andy hums against your lips when he feels you move your hands from his face and gently push them against his chest. “Hm?” 

Not breaking the kiss to respond, your words come out mumbled. “Let me be on top.” 

But he understands you perfectly. His breath is warm against your cheek as he pulls away slightly, laughing before rolling over and bringing you with him so you're straddling his waist, hovering above him. 

Your lips return to his like a magnet. You've hooked up with him enough times now that neither of you are in a desperate rush this time, just sharing slow kisses as you press your hips closer to his. 

His warm hands running up and down your exposed back send a wave of goosebumps across your skin. 

“Why am I always the first one with my shirt off?” You whisper. 

Your fingers fumble with the buttons on his, groaning in frustration when you can't get the third one undone. 

“You gotta stop wearing these button-ups.” 

“Bossy tonight,” he tsks, moving his kisses toward your neck as he takes over unbuttoning his shirt for you. 

When he nips playfully at your skin, his teeth graze against a spot that's sensitive from the other night. 

It reminds you of the conversation you had with your friend yesterday… She found out you’ve been doing more than just babysitting at Andy’s house. 

You moan softly, but pull away. 

There's a pause when you look in his eyes. 

His smile falters a bit. “What's wrong?” 

“I need to talk to you about something.” Your voice is quiet until you try to be stern with your next sentence. “And I need you not to laugh at me.” 

He chuckles, moving to sit up a bit so you don't have to awkwardly talk looking down at him. 

“My best friend found out I've been seeing you…” 

Your voice trails off as you think back to it. 

“Why are you still wearing that?” She teasingly tugged at the winter scarf you hadn't taken off yet as you sat down to eat lunch with her. “It's like a sauna in here–” 

She gasped, bringing a hand up over her mouth when she saw the mark on your neck and put the scarf back in place. 

“Who gave that to you?” She whisper yelled. “Fuck, don't tell me you got back with–” 

“No,” you said quickly, glaring at her for thinking you'd ever go back to the guy whose name you knew she was gonna say. 

When that wasn't it, it wasn't hard for her to figure it out by process of elimination. 

“All you do is work and babysit… Who could you possibly–” 

Another gasp had you rolling your eyes, but you couldn't help but look guilty.

“The dad?!” 

“Shhhh,” You looked around to make sure no one was listening. “So what?” 

“So what?” She scoffed. “He's married.” 

“Separated,” you corrected her. 

It was her turn to roll her eyes. “What about the fact he's basically old enough to be your dad?” 

You shrugged, shaking your head at her. “It's not like I set out to get with him. It just kind of happened.” 

She looked amused by you trying to defend yourself. 

“What, you just accidentally stumbled into his bed?”

“If you must know, the first time wasn't even in his bed, so,” you shrugged again, taking a sip of your coffee. 

“Ew,” she chuckled. “I don't even want to know.” Her look of disgust faded and she got more serious. “May I remind you that you don't do hookups? You get attached.” 

“I do not,” you scoffed.

She didn't bother arguing. She knew she was right and that you knew she was too. 

“You're gonna get hurt if he's just using you as a temporary bed buddy.” 

She knew she got through to you when a moment of silence washed over the two of you. 

Your mind was wandering when she decided to cut the tension instead of make you feel any worse. 

“So the dick is that good?” 

His hand squeezing your thigh pulls you out of your daydream. 

“It's okay…” He assures, thinking at first that you're nervous because someone knows. “I'm not actively trying to hide you.” 

“No, I know,” you chuckle. “I know. But she reminded me that I don't just hook up with people. I get attached and I get hurt. And I can feel myself liking you more every time we see each other. So as much fun as I'm having with you doing… whatever it is we're doing, I can't keep doing it if you're only interested in me when we're in bed together.” 

He tries to get a word in, but you're rambling at this point. 

“And this is so embarrassing if that is how you feel–” 

You miss the smirk on his face in your pursuit of avoiding his gaze.

“How do you know how I feel if you won't let me talk?” He teases. 

“Sorry,” you laugh. “The floor is yours, Mr. Barber.” 

“I like you.” He says it slowly to make sure you're listening and it's as if your body physically relaxes hearing him. “I didn't wanna come on too strong and assume you wanted anything more than…” He gestures at the position you two are in and repeats your words. “Whatever we've been doing.” 

“Really?” 

“Really,” he nods, holding your face to give you a quick kiss. 

"So you'd take me on a date?" You raise an eyebrow, gauging whether you really are on the same page.

"I would love to take you on a date," he whispers against your lips.

Wordlessly, you sit up and climb off of him to gather your discarded shirt and the rest of your stuff. 

He lets out a short laugh, confused about if he said something wrong all of a sudden.

“Where are you going?” 

“Don't you listen?” You kneel back on the bed, getting teasingly close to him. “I don't sleep with guys I'm not dating.” 

“We're way past that, sweetheart,” he reminds you. 

You roll your eyes, getting back up. “Let me know when that first date is.” 

“Then you'll sleep with me again?” He jokes. 

“Depends on how good the date is,” you wink. 

He tries to quickly grab you and pull you back in bed, but you're skipping out of his room yelling good night! before he can get you. 

“Brat,” is what his text reads when you get home and look at your phone. 

You don't think your smile can get any bigger until you see the message that follows. 

“Tomorrow. 5 p.m. I'll pick you up.”

NEXT PART

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Do you write for hyun ju? Cause i have this idea where she and reader are dating and in the mingle game, we saved young mi and took her place in dying hehehehehe thats all tyy

Hyun-Ju/Player 120 - Sacrifice

Synopsis: you sacrifice yourself to save Youngmi.

A/N: sad sad sad idea ughh

Warnings: angst..

From the moment you stepped foot in this hellhole, death had been looming over your shoulder.

If it were up to you, you would've left after the first game. Sure, money was an issue but you valued your life more than you valued money. Even if the sum was 45.6 billion won, you didn't want to risk your life so carelessly. Besides, there were 455 other people who you'd have to compete against. You didn't see the odds being in your favor.

Fortunately, you managed to make a nice group of friends who you grew to trust through each passing game. You grew closest with a trans woman by the name of Hyun-Ju. You were honestly surprised to make such a good friend here of all places but you were certainly glad you did. Hyun-Ju provided you with much needed comfort and your conversations always filled the quiet air after a particularly challenging game.

Strangely enough, you didn't feel as scared when she was close by. Even though you watched so many people die, you didn't fear you'd be next when she was around. You knew she'd keep you safe and you'd gladly return the favor.

That's how you're here now.

The game was mingle and it involved making groups based on the number called out before the timer runs out. Things had gotten a little messy as Youngmi had accidentally been knocked down while running behind them. Of course, Hyun-Ju realized this after stepping in the room when there was little time left on the clock.

She ran out to try grab Youngmi when someone else barged in, pushing her back and telling her there wasn't enough time. You looked at Hyun-Ju's distraught face as she tried to move past and get out to help Youngmi. It was a rather reckless desperation but Youngmi was important to her. A friend who she cared for.

You glanced toward the timer and read the clock. 6 seconds left.

Without another thought, you pushed past them and opened the door before grabbing Youngmi and helping her up. You didn't waste any time in pushing her in the room before closing the door behind her knowing that you couldn't stay when they already had enough people in the room. On que, the door locked and Hyun-Ju immediately went to it, banging on it desperately.

"What are you doing? Why would you do that?!" She yelled angrily as she looked at you. Hyun-Ju wanted nothing more than for this door to burst open. She would've pushed that guy out for you. She didn't want you to die - not like this. Not when you were one of the few people who actually showed her a shred of empathy and kindness.

"Hyun-Ju, it's fine. I'm fine," you say reassuringly. While you were scared that death would soon take you, you put on a brave face for her. Even as tears formed in both your eyes and hers. "I'm sorry," Hyun-Ju spoke and you quickly shake your head in disapproval. She had no reason to be sorry. This was your choice.

"Don't apologize. You did nothing wrong. This was my decision. My decision, okay?" you speak with a smile that didn't match the fear and worry in your eyes. "You're still going to win that money and go to Thailand, yeah? For me?" you speak and Hyun-Ju couldn't help but let out a choked sob at your words.

"..Yeah," she responded with a nod as she averted her gaze for a moment to compose herself. "Good," you say before the sound of footsteps comes closer to you. You turned around and were met face to face with a guard holding his gun to your face. The sight immediately made Hyun-Ju panic as she started banging on the door again and yelling again.

"No! No!" Hyun-Ju cried out but her cries were quickly cut off by the sound of a gunshot. Some of your blood splattered on her face leaving her in a stunned silence as she came to terms with what just happened. She closed her eyes and leaned against the door as she cried. She was upset and angry. You were supposed to live. Not die like this.

But it was too late now. You were dead, and you were never coming back.

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Healing Together

{Ronin x mc who’s insecure about their mental health}

A/n: I’m actually kind if glad this won the poll, and yes since someone requested it too I’m going to write the high-school au. This is the 2nd fic of the night xD maybe I’ll try falling asleep after this.. maybe.. hehehehehe. I also wanted to write this as mc being one of Ronin’s childhood bestfriends (like ther) so yeah..

Tw’s: mentions of: depression, self-harm, bedrotting, loneliness and eating disorders. There are some references/spoilers to Gluttony Gods! so if you don’t want spoilers I recommend playing the game!!

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You, Ronin and Ther were best friends since you were little. You’ve always been such a nice trio. Even when Ronin and Ther started dating and when Ronin ran away, you didn’t divide and stayed togeter as a group. Everyone was happy, until Ther was forced to be the prom queen.. unfortunately when Ronin came back to Angelwood, it was too late to save Ther.. he just watched the scene of the prom queen and king’s coronation before noticing you weren’t there.. when the ceremony finished, he decided to look for you.. he started looking in some spots you used to hangout togeter, but he didn’t find you anywhere.. he ended up walking to your place, knocking on the door. There was no answer so he decided to just barge in from the window.. it wasn’t the best of the ideas but hey, he wanted to see you at the very least.. he barged in your living room, just to notice the bedroom’s door open and it smelling like rotten.. he slowly walked to your bedroom just to find you laying in your bed, your room was a mess. There were piles of clothes everywhere scattered on the floor with empty cans of energy drinks and some food packaging.. not to even mention your bed wich was covered in blood, some sheets who were half on the bed and half on the floor and an old plushie.. you were probably passed out. He decided to open the windows to let some fresh air pass and then he gently shook you awake.

“Hey.. are you alive?”

He asked, looking at your face.. you slowly opened your eyes and then tensed up. You immediately sat on the bed and tried to cover your body with some bedsheets. When you realized it was him, you relaxed but not completely

“When.. how.. why?..”

You had so many questions right now, but you didn’t even know where to start..

“I came to save Ther and rescue you too, but it was too late to save them..”

He explained, as he looked at you in the eyes.

“You don’t need to panic, I’m still me.. you know?”

“N..no it’s not that..”

You tried to explain.. but words didn’t dare to come out of your mouth.. you didn’t really want to talk about these kinda things with him since he went trough it as well.. honestly? You were embarrassed about yourself. You were 19 and you couldn’t take care of yourself.. you’d always end up either starving and counting every single calorie to binging and then regretting it all and ending harming yourself in any way possible, making you fall into an endless loop. You didn’t really know what ti say..

“I’m sorry, my room is a little messy..”

“Nah that’s okay, you didn’t even know I was coming in the first place��

You made some space on the bed for him to sit, and as he sat down you tried not to show your scars too much since you didn’t know if it would’ve triggered him or not.. there was a moment of silence, before you broke the ice.

“They’re gone, aren’t they?”

“Yeah..”

“I warned them, but they just didn’t listen..”

You said, as you started sobbing a little.. your head fell down Ronin’s shoulders as you started sobbing a bit.

“If only they listened to me right now we’d still be together like when we were young..”

“Hey.. don’t cry.. it’s..okay…”

He muttered, as he pulled you closer into a hug. He slowly traced some patterns on your back as he tried to soothe you. He hated it when you took everything as it was your fault.. sure, he was sad he was too late, but not he couldn’t just let you go, especially seeing how bad your mental health degraded since last time you saw him. You continued crying with your head buried in his shoulder for a bit more, before falling silent again.. you just hugged him more tightly..

“I missed you.. and Ther did too..”

“I missed you guys too.. but now, we need to escape..”

“Ronin.. you don’t understand.. I’ve been rotting in this room ever since you leaved.. I’m too weak to even get up..”

“I’ll carry you all the way if I have to”

“..I don’t want you to, I’d feel too guilty..”

“Oh, shut up.. if you need help getting dressed to taking a shower I can help you”

With that, you freezed. You immediately held a little tighter onto your bedsheets, trying to cover up your body..

“I can do it myself..”

“…”

“You’re hiding something, I can tell..”

“I-it’s nothing I swear..”

“Y/N. Take those sheets off yourself. No buts allowed.”

With that, you just sighed.. you knew it was useless fighting against Ronin, especially when he insisted like this.. you let go of your bedsheets and let Ronin see the scars on your body along with your unhealthy figure.. you didn’t like it. You hated having all the attention on you and you were just so embarrassed of yourself right now.. Ronin didn’t say anything tough.. he didn’t judge or say anything.. he just looked at you.. and you knew that look. He was worried about yiu but he tried not to show it too much. He just let out a sigh as he got up from the bed.

“Come on, I’m gonna help you shower and then you’re gonna pack something before running away. I was too late to save Ther so now I don’t want to be late saving you too..”

He said, as he helped you get up and get in the shower.. shame literally disappeared right now since he saw how you looked under those half-rotten sheets. You weren’t even embarrassed of being naked in front of him to be honest.. he just helped you to clean yourself, he was pretty delicate about it too, like you were a fragile porcelain doll. When he was done, he turned off the water and helped you get into some towels.. when you dried yourself off he helped you put on some clothes.

“I’m just bringing some soare clothes and my money..”

“That’s okay, you’ll stay over at my place so that won’t be too much of a trouble if you don’t bring anything else..”

You just nodded as you put some clean clothes in your backpack and your savings in a little box hidden in between the clothes. You looked at Ronin before nodding. He nodded back and he started walking to the door. You two ended up successfully sneaking away from Angelwood, and eventually going to Ronin’s new city., in his new place. It was pretty cozy to be honest, and you noticed blackjack and pepperoni being there too. It made you kind of happy to be honest. You finally ran away, and Ronin helped you trying to get better every day.. after some time you started working as well and going to therapy (luckily). You still think about Ther every day, though. You know damn well Ronin does too, that sure was a deep scar for the both of you two, so you never talked about it. You and Ronin ended up living together in his apartment, when he created the server you sometimes liked to join the calls as well.. and even when Ronin and Angel broke up, you were there for him, helping him like he helped you even if they broke up “happily”. You were happy Ronin saved you and helped you, you could really say you two were ‘healing together’ after all..

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I keep making scenarios in my head about how yoongi will react to taes message😭 can't wait to see what actually happens

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your thumb almost instantaneously locks your phone again

and your eyes travel up to peek at his

but he’s not even looking at you, just walks towards the kitchen to start the dishes

you quietly sigh and rub your forehead

talk about bad timing

you follow him into the kitchen

“it’s not what you think,” is all you can get yourself to say

he shrugs his shoulders with a slight shake to his head

“yoongi,” you mumble as you close the distance between you two

he turns to look over his shoulder at you. “why are you still entertaining him?”

you blink at him in confusion. “i haven’t heard from him in days, what are you talking about?”

he redirects his focus to the dishes and just keeps doing them

you sigh quietly. “does it bother you?”

he says, “no, you can do whatever you want, obviously. you’re single, aren’t you?”

“don’t be like this,” you say under your breath, leaning against the counter next to the sink where he’s standing

“like what?” he says. now he’s trying to sound unbothered, you can hear the shift in his tone

“yoongi, stop.” you take the sponge from him and wrap your fingers around his wrist to bring his hand directly under the stream of tap water to rinse the soap before turning the lever

he turns to look at you and you pull him towards you

he lets you but you can still feel him being tense

he adds, “it’s whatever. he’s just jarring.”

you chuckle at his wording. “what has he ever done to you?”

he stares at you and tilts his head to the side

you avoid his eyes, just busying yourself with brushing his hair out of his eyes

“being the reason why i didn’t take you against a wall in that restroom during joon’s ceremony.”

now he’s being ridiculousssss

you shake your head. “that was because of my dress. has nothing to do with him.”

“no? you weren’t rushing to go chat with him again? didn’t make it clear to him that i was just your ex-husband?” he starts pulling you closer by your waist

damn.

you did actually do that😭

“uh,” you start, already feeling the urge to lie to him bubble up the back of your throat.

he shakes his head. “i get it. you were annoyed, weren’t you?”

hm?

“annoyed?”

“yeah. because of yuna.”

oh.

you’d forgotten about yuna

“oh.” you glance up into his eyes and he’s staring straight at you. “yeah. i guess so.”

he slowly nods his head. “at least you know nothing’s happening between me and yuna because she’d rather do you. like your photoboy.”

you frown at this. “what?”

a dry chuckle leaves his mouth. “what are you confused about?”

“what are you talking about?”

“you think men text women ‘hey beautiful’ without hoping to fuck her at some point?”

you blink at him a few times

like mentioned before

you were never really in the dating pool

because you got with yoongi when you were pretty young

so you’re not sure how men text when they want something

you’re better at reading them in real life

you can’t say there wasn’t flirtatious energy when you spoke with taehyung though

he’s not done though. “men only want one thing, alright?”

what???

“doesn’t that apply to you too?” you inquire, a deep frown on your brows

“all i want is for my life to go back to normal.”

…

huh?? what is he on about?

“but you need to heal first.” he finishes his rant by planting a soft kiss on your forehead before pulling his hands away from your body and returning his attention to the dishes

you just watch him this time, dumbfounded

just as you part your lips to say something, you hear your doorbell ring

you snap out of your trance and head towards the front door

as you open up, you see your mother standing there, holding jun

and jun’s holding a biscuit

“my baby,” you coo as you reach for him and he immediately jumps into your arms

you hug him tightly, kissing his chubby cheeks

your mom enters your home and closes the door behind her before starting heading into the kitchen

wait

wait

WAIT

YOONGI’S THERE

you lied to her about it in the beginning but it’s still embarrassing!!!!

“wa-wait!” you turn to look at her. “where are you going?”

she frowns and then glances down at her hand. “i got a few juiceboxes for jun. i’m just gonna put them in the fridge.”

“oh! i’ll do that.” you put jun down

“spend time with your son. i can put a few juiceboxes in the fridge. do i look like a moron?” she rolls her eyes and starts heading into the kitchen

well…. fuck.

“oh.”

you can hear the surprise in her voice

ohhhh gooodness.

you walk with jun towards the kitchen.

“okay. interesting,” is all she says as she puts the juiceboxes back

yoongi looks extremely awkward

and his cheeks + ears turning a shade of crimson isn’t helping at all

“goodmorning, ma.” he nods at her

“morning, yoongi.” she nods back and scratches the back of her head. “well, i’m gonna get going. need to work.”

without even saying bye, your mom has sprinted out your home

so typical of her

you don’t even wanna know what’s going through her mind atp

you shake your head before glancing down at the gremlin by your feet

“daddy,” he says as he runs up to him

yoongi dries his hands and picks him up. “my boy,” he coos, tickling his sides

jun just giggles and shows his father the spiderman toy that he got

yoongi pretends to be interested and you just stare at this scene in front of you

and you hear a crack

but that crack is coming from inside of your own body

you soon realize it’s your heart

because now you understand what yoongi meant when he said he wanted his life to go back to normal.

to be continued

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[chris-prank]

I have returned and I must say...

OH MIJN GOD I LOVED IT

My love for Esteban has only tripled. Can you please do something where he is super subby or something please 🙏🏻

- 🇳🇱 Anon

Hehehe I’m glad it suited your taste! 😎 

And I love the anon you chose! If I’m not mistaken, is that the Netherlands flag? 😆

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While you made yourself comfortable on the sofa, Esteban was busy preparing snacks in the kitchen. When he invited you for a movie night, you never expected him to have a home theater. You shouldn't have been so surprised, knowing how much money he made, but despite that you were always caught off guard by this much wealth. It made your average size tv feel like a computer screen compared to the one in front of you. It occupied the whole wall!

“Are you ready?”

You let out a small scream as his voice broke your train of thought. You snapped your head in Esteban's direction. He was standing behind the sofa, tray covered with your favorite treats and drinks in hand. With all these bowls and cups, it was a mystery how he managed to walk all the way here in dead silence. He was always like this, popping up next to you without a sound, like the grim reaper coming to whisk you away. While you were calming your poor heart, the man had already placed the snacks on the coffee table and snuggled up next to you. 

“Did I scare you?” He chuckled while trapping your waist with his arms and resting his face there. 

You patted his back as retribution, a smile playing on your lips. “You know you did, stop playing dumb.” 

“It’s not my fault if you're not aware of you surren–”

Riiing!

The both of you froze in place. From where you were, you could see his cell phone vibrating in his back pocket, making his ass cheek subtly move in the process. Esteban rested his chin on your stomach, looking up at you with a guilty expression. He could clearly see the disappointment flash across your face as your gazes met. He had been out of town for two weeks because of work, so you were hoping to spend some time with him without being disturbed. Besides, it wasn’t the first time that your littles date was interrupted by business calls. Usually you insisted that Esteban should answer, since it might be important, but this time you stayed silent, expecting that he would take it anyway. 

You thought you guessed right as one of his hands wiggled out from under you and reached for his back pocket. Without even looking at his cell phone, Esteban took it out and threw it with force. He nuzzled his head back against you while making a small satisfied whimper, as if he didn't just create a permanent hole in the wall. 

“Tonight, I’m all yours.~” 

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Hehehehehe, I didn’t miss my chance to imply how voluptuous his ass is. 

[cwritesforfun]

Regina George x Fem!Reader: NYC

I think we’re all obsessed with Renee Rapp as Regina George …

Y/N = Your Name (I will use this sparingly)

I am trying second-person pov for the first time, don't be mad if it sucks.

hehehehehe

Regina's POV

I think the only person I've ever loved is Y/N. I always thought I would know what real love was when it happened to me, but I realized it too late. I lost Y/N because we just experimented with each other, didn't want to commit to dating or coming out, moved to different schools, made new friends, and graduated high school. I texted her one time and it was to tell her congratulations on graduating and she texted me the same. She even moved houses, which I didn't know until I drove there today and there was a new family there and they had no idea where the previous owners lived. I tried calling her, but it gave me her voicemail and I don't even know what to say. Where is she?! And on top of all of this, Mom is taking me to New York City because I've been moping. I don't want to travel.

Your POV ... 1 week later...

You're working at a coffee shop and you smile. You have been so happy in New York. Dad had us move out to Brooklyn to take over his brother's coffee shop and he's been really great. He's grown so much in the role of manager and owner. You work as the assistant manager on weekends and you're in charge of events. You have fun.

It's Saturday and the day has been buzzing with orders. You have never seen so many lattes made or bagels ordered. Truly, this is insane. To promote the business, you had done a 2-hour 50% deal on lattes and your regular customers went CRAZY then they told their friends. Dad would be proud.

You are sitting on your phone eating your bagel during lunch reading your book when you hear a familiar voice order an iced oat milk latte and a bagel with strawberry cream cheese. That's so fetch. You exclaim, "Regina George, is that really you?" She whips her head around to face you and her jaw drops. You say, "You should join me if you're not busy." She nods, grabs her order, and sits in the seat across from me.

You exclaim, "I had no idea you were in New York City." She snaps, "I had no idea you moved. You never told me." You exclaim, "You could've asked one of those times you called me and didn't leave me a voicemail." She asks, "I never knew what to say. If you got those, why didn't you call me back?" You answer, "I didn't know what to say either. I could've told you about the sudden move and made you plan a visit, but I guess I never thought you would agree after we stopped talking... I always felt bad about that. I didn't want to stop being around you. It was just easier at the time than well doing what we were doing." She nods and says, "I missed you." You reply, "I missed you too. My lunch break is over in like 5 minutes, but would you want to hang out while you're in town? My dad made plans for him and me tonight, but maybe tomorrow we can hang out." She replies, "I will have to check with my mom, but I think tomorrow would work. Do you promise to answer if I call?" You nod and answer, "Yes." You both smile at each other and it's like times are like they were in high school. You were happy in high school when you were with Regina, but you never knew if what you did together would lead to something real. You felt like a second choice and it was alienating. Breaking off your fling with her was good for you because it let you be independent at your new school and it let you start to figure out who you were a little. You were bisexual and you were proud.

That night, as you finish getting ready for dinner, you finally ask your dad, "Who are we meeting for dinner? You've been very secretive about this whole night. You just said to dress nice. You have me scared." He hugs me and says, "You'll enjoy tonight. I have a 50/50 chance of being right about that. You look gorgeous tonight, let's head out. We don't want to be late." We leave our house and we make our way to this pizza place that we love that has this fancy upper floor overlooking the piano and more seating. Honestly, it just looks fancy. The food is not bad prices at all, haha. Dad just likes to romanticize our pizza dinners.

We take our normal seats and you watch the pianist play Mozart's Eine kleine Nachtmusik. You know this song on flute and you love it.

Dad exclaims, "Sweetie, our guests are here. Say hi." You turn around and you see Regina with her mom. You gasped and said, "Hi, I'm so confused. Why are you here? Dad, I saw her in our coffee shop today. Did you plan this?" Regina says, "I thought it was weird that we were meeting people in the city because we know no one. Well, except you two and even I just found that out today." Dad says, "Sit down and relax, ladies. Mrs. George and I talked a few weeks back about how it was weird you two hadn't seen each other in a while. We planned this trip when Mrs. George said that Regina had been moping around the house for months and her last happy memory was with dear Y/N." WTF?!? She hasn't been happy since I was hanging out with her?! Regina asks, "How long have you two been talking? Does dad know, mom?" Mrs. George says, "Honey, this is different than that time with John from down the street. This was just a friendly parent-to-parent talk about our kid's well-being. I don't romantically see Y/N's dad. We talk like once a month about finances because I don't get it and your dad hates talking to me about them." lol ... family drama ... Regina slouches and crosses her arms angrily. Shit, she is not happy about something. You used to be so good at reading her. You're out of practice.

Pizza arrives at the table and we all eat while making small talk. Regina refuses to look anyone in the eyes, she just keeps her head down and keeps quiet. You hate this. You want to talk to her, not our parents right now. You nudge her and ask, "Do you want to hang out with just me after this? I could try cheering you up if you'd let me." She answers, "Sure," before turning back to her pizza.

Once pizza winds down, you exclaim, "Hey Dad and Mrs. George, Regina and I are going to go out for a bit alone after this. We will be safe and we will let you know where we go and when we plan to go home." Mrs. George says, "Oh before you leave, I should say, Regina's suitcase is in your dad's car in case she wants to spend the night at your place." Regina snaps, "I'm right here, mom. You're talking about me like I'm not in the room." Mrs. George snaps, "I'm sorry Miss Didn't Say Anything During Dinner and Is Rude To People and Stares At Pizza." OH FUDGE ... You grab Regina's hand pulling her away from our parents and outside the restaurant.

Outside, we start walking and you realize you are still holding Regina's hand. She probably doesn't even want to be holding your hand. It's not like this is a date. You drop it and ask, "Are you in the mood for gelato?" She answers, "Sure." You reply, "Great, let's go. It's like 2 blocks from here."

We walk in comfortable silence until we get there. I open the door for Regina and she thanks me as she walks inside. My friend, Sam, is behind the counter and Sam exclaims "Y/N!!! It's good to see you again!!! Guess what?" You ask, "What's up, Sam?" Sam answers, "Josh asked me out!!" You smile and say, "OMG!!!! You'll have to tell me all about it. I'm so happy for you. This is Regina, by the way. And Regina, this is Sam." Sam waves and says, "Wow Regina, you're really pretty." Regina replies, "Thanks. Could I get a small raspberry gelato?" Sam nods and I say, "And could you get me a small dulce de leche gelato?" Sam nods and asks, "So Regina, are you in town visiting Y/N? She has been rather lonely without you. It's always about you, you know." Regina half-smiles and says "What kind of things did she say exactly?" Sam answers, "She said you were pretty and you are. She said you were her best friend for a long time and you both really liked spending time together. She was scared to commit and she wasn't ready to come out. She said you were her crush for a bit in high school. She said..." You quickly interrupt and say, "I think that is quite enough, Sam. How much is the gelato?" Sam answers, "$8.72." You pay for the gelato then sit in a booth away from Sam. You hear the door open and see two families walk in with little kids. At least Sam will be busy and won't pay attention to us for a bit.

You exclaim, "I know tonight's dinner was terrible, but I'm hoping I can still turn around your night and make it better." Regina asks, "Is it true?" You ask, "Is what true? You'll have to be more specific." Regina mumbles, "The crush on me." You say, "Yes, it is true. I liked you a lot when we were experimenting together and then we broke it all off. It was tough and I had to heal from that heartbreak, but I didn't realize it was heartbreak until I came to the realization that I romantically liked you. And then you were gone and then we graduated and I had to move and the timing was never right. But, I do know three things: I am bisexual and I like you a lot and the feelings never went away." She smiles widely and says, "God, if we weren't by your nosy friend and in a gelato shop, I'd kiss you." You ask, "So. the feeling is mutual then?" She answers, "Yes... I am lesbian though." You reply, "That's pretty cool." She laughs.

After gelato, we hold hands and walk to the Brooklyn Bridge. We were close to it anyway, so why not walk there?!? Haha! Besides, during the day there are tons of vendors, and at night, there are just lots of cars and busy people. You love living in the city. The city also looks beautiful all lit up at night.

As we stand at this pier looking out at the water, Regina asks, "Can we have that kiss now?" You turn to her and answer, "Yes." You kiss and it's like you're the city being lit up at night. You feel bright and you see your future.

[trashisstillhere]

Two other characters for the NN AU! Two more who hasn’t changed much but will be shown quite a lot in the story!

First Ninja and Plop Plop!!!

Hell yeah bbyyy the two prime dudes let’s get itttttt (yes. Even did both of First Ninja’s forms even though there isn’t that much change to him cuz why tf not-)

First Ninja now has a scar on his cheek right near his eye that he is now pretty much stuck with, all thanks to a certain incident caused in the past by a certain short ninja who couldn’t control their emotions at the time.

Yeah. NN/Nobu still feels very guilty about it every time they see it, even though Finja has forgiven them already.

Meanwhile Plop Plop hasn’t changed at all, he still looks the same after the incident with the cursed samurai….expect that he may or may have not caught feelings for HER.

Yeah that’s right, you heard me. While he was literally being held hostage, Plop Plop suddenly started catching feelings for the cursed samurai. The one who literally kidnapped him, threatened to KILL HIM. He found it really strange at first but after a while of being held hostage by her side and Honoka was finally freed from the curse, he knew that he was really truly in love with her and he doesn’t regret it one bit!

(yes, in the NN AU, Honoka actually gets to be freed from the curse thanks to the two ninjas, Randy and NN/Nobu, themselves since this took place back in the past where she hasn’t been the curses host for THAT long. Unlike my Rc9gn fanmade story Hidden Danger with Serenity which takes place in the present- still haven’t really explained that story yet but maybe one day hehe.)

Yuuuup. This is pretty much a oc x Canon. If ya ain’t really a fan of that, I suggest you just ignore this-

Now, what happened then now that he has a crush on (post curse (after being freed from the curse) Honoka?….well….

Let’s just say…NN/Nobu, now along with Martin, did some time travel fuckery stuff (again) and tried helping the chubby man with getting closer to his crush and impress her, basically being his wingman’s lol.

Unfortunately, Plop Plop’s started to get incredibly nervous and scared about the possible chance of this date he was having with Honoka becoming a total disaster….

the sorceress got to know what was going on and with some convincing words from Kurai, went to sent out her stank…

Leading him to be stanked, again, but by her this time instead of the sorcerer!

A literal pufferfish, a big one. who, strangely somehow, is able to float and blow out bubbles even when he’s not actually underwater.

As this sea animal, he’s really spiky which could hurt anyone who might get way too close.

While Honoka is completely shocked by what just happened to Plop Plop, NN and Martin has to go and try to find away to help destank him!

Luckily for them, there wasn’t much fighting that had to be done for this one!

And yes, Plop Plop’s feelings actually got returned by Honoka! They ended up together right after that! Yippie! And end up married with 3 kids later on, holy moly-

“What about First Ninja tho? Is he also gonna get stanked?”

The answer is no…..

At least….not YET.

He hasn’t gotten stanked so far, he is a pretty strong ninja that is the first one to have dealt with all the stanking centuries for so damn long so he seems to be able to endure it…

But that doesn’t mean that he will be stank free forever….

You’ll never know if or when it’s actually gonna happen at all….hehehehehe…

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The plop plop stank form came from @artistic-harlom-world ! They’re also the one that came up with Plop Plop x Honoka! I did not think of the possibility of them as a couple until they started bringing it up with the scenarios and stuff that was honestly cute and I was like: “you know what? Hell yeah! I fuck with this!”

I’ll probably gonna make NN AU post curse Honoka soon now, I don’t really have a full colored drawing of her yet.. and maybe even their 3 children who knows

So for now, have this meme she’s in, that I made which was only like back in February or some shit hehehe

(This post curse Honoka is kinda a concept I guess?? Idk yet)

this meme basically, fits them too well hehe

Oh! Also have these! Some size comparisons and First Ninja with his own children the other ninjas

[salternateunreality2]

I feel that after Sephiroth took dating advice from Zack and it actually worked, it's only downhill from there

100%

Read at your own risk

Sephiroth now goes to Zack for ALL dating advice, and much life advice.

Zack: Ok, you gotta bring a bow-ket of flor-ets, hehehehehe

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: chicks dig that!

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: remember protection! Don't want a bunch of kiddos running around.

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: chocolate is usually a good idea. My favorite is tootsie rolls!

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: Hold the door for her! And dress nice, get a nice clean shirt--Angeal says buttons are a must--and your bluest jeans, not ones you use for working.

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: if it rains, some old fashioned gals like it if you carry them over puddles or throw your jacket down so they don't get wet, but that's kinda outdated.

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: And man, here's the real secret: you gotta, and I mean you GOTTA, flick the bean and lick the lunch meat, if you know what I mean. You'll get her super wet!

Sephiroth: Wait, I thought we were supposed to avoid getting her wet?

Zack: only in the rain, man, only in the rain. 😉

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Later that evening...

*ding dong*

Lazard: *opens the door*

Sephiroth is standing there in a shirt that exposes his belly button and is festooned with buttons, as if it was stolen from an art student's studio after a crazed night before finals where the assignment was to use whatever was at hand and they only had buttons and a bedsheet.

He has also painted a very tasteful strand of DNA next to his belly button in the bluest blue body paint he could find. He removed the harness to accommodate the button shirt, but is still wearing his coat, pants, boots, and yes, pauldrons and gloves.

He is holding a pot full of dirt and...is that a grub? In one hand, and a bouquet of broccoli florets in the other. A plastic bag is dangling from his belt.

Sephiroth: Hello, Lazard. Would you like to accompany me on our scheduled date?

Lazard: 👁️👁️

Sephiroth: 🐱

Lazard: Certainly. Is that a bouquet?

Sephiroth: Yes, even though Zackary pronounced it incorrectly earlier, I discerned his true meaning.

Lazard: Here, let me put it in water. Feel free to set down your...items...as well.

Sephiroth: I was informed to bring things that chicks would dig, so this is a pot of grubs. I also purchased beans and lunch meat for licking and flicking activities later, and a gift of chocolate. Please hold still. *Takes a slice of lunch meat out of the packet and gently applies it to Lazard's face*

Lazard: I'm sorry, I don't understand...?

Sephiroth: Oh! I was supposed to make you wet if it wasn't raining, and since you're using the sink to fill that vase, this was the next best thing I could think of. Is...is it working? Do you feel adequately wet?

Lazard: goddess yes, but, ah, I don't need the meat, well, not THAT meat, on my face.

Sephiroth: Oh! *Licks it off, has a nice little snack*

Lazard: *trembles*

Sephiroth: Shall we go out then? I'm unsure if the beans are meant to be flicked here or abroad; I was hoping you would advise.

Lazard, leaning against the counter, voice coming out in a squeak: We can stay in!

Sephiroth: Are you certain? While full of protein and with a vegetable, this hardly seems an appropriately fancy meal for someone I am trying to woo.

Lazard, hiding his...area d'oolala...and sweating: No it's fine!

Sephiroth: I can always summon Masamune to ward off children!

Lazard: I don't think that would be necessary either way *panting*

Sephiroth: Well, if we're not going out, I would like to show you what else I learned. *Throws another wet piece of lunch meat on the floor, then his coat on top of it (oh Gaia, the button monstrosity is a tank top that shows his arms), then picks up Lazard and walks over it.* There! You wouldn't be wet if it was raining! At least your feet wouldn't!

Lazard, face to face with the hottest man in Midgar: Take your pants off.

Sephiroth: One last thing! *Grabs the nearest door, which happens to be the bedroom door* *beaming*

Lazard: Are you...holding the door for me?

Sephiroth: Yes!

Lazard: fuck me

Sephiroth: Of course!

[kitkatt0430]

For the 5+ headcanons for an AU, maybe an AU where Hartley has custody of Jerrie prior to the accelerator stuff?

Oooooh, thank you for the fic ideas. hehehehehe

This could go a lot of different ways. I think I'll stick with middle school/junior high aged Jerrie for this one. And their parents are alive.

1.) Hartley's known something was wrong for a while, but Jerrie finally tells him their parents are abusing her and no one's paying attention because of her autism and how 'difficult' it must be for Osgood and Rachel having to deal with her 'behavioral problems'. She didn't want to burden Hartley because of how bad things got for him after being disowned, but she just can't keep handling it on her own anymore and Hartley is just so glad she's finally telling him. Even if he does want to throttle their parents. So of course, first stop once she's up for it is to report what's going on - and bring evidence because of course there's plenty, the assholes think they don't have to hide this shit - to a family lawyer to help Hartley get custody and then to the police.

2.) Eobard is not thrilled about this development because Hartley goes from the guy he can count on for unpaid overtime in return for some flirting and dinner to someone who is out the door at 5:30 sharp every afternoon so he can pick up his sister from her after school activities on time. And no he doesn't have time to work weekends anymore unless Harrison wants to help arrange for a babysitter. And actually start paying overtime. No? Don't wanna? Then fuck off his weekends belong to his sister now. But the plus side is that Hartley's sticking his nose into fewer areas of the accelerator outside of his main purview and thus less likely to notice any problems. This does mean that when Cisco shows up, Hartley's less territorial about Harrison Wells and that introduction goes much more smoothly.

3.) Hartley doesn't know the first thing about going from brother of a thirteen-year-old to parent of a thirteen-year-old. So. He starts asking some of the other parents at STAR Labs for advice. And suddenly he starts being better liked by his coworkers, it's so weird. They're kind of protective of him??? The ones with older teen's offer up their kids as potential babysitters (Jerrie is at the age where she thinks she can do science experiments on the stove. Unsupervised. Babysitters are happening and Jerrie can live with it.) The parents with younger kids give him advice on some of the life changes one doesn't expect before suddenly having kids. Hartley realizes at some point he might have actual friends now.

4.) Some of the pitfalls of being a single dad, dating his harder now. Not that it was easy on him before, but a lot of guys just... aren't interested in dating a guy who already has a kid. Even if the kid is his sister. Sure it's laudable that Hartley rescued his sister and they're into him for a hot minute until they realize Jerrie's his first priority and not his boyfriend. And then. Well. Single again. And then Hartley meets Roderick who just clicks into place. Like he's always belonged with Hartley and Jerrie.

5.) Hartley doesn't find the flaw before the accelerator goes boom, but in the aftermath he finds enough reason to believe that Harrison was aware of the danger beforehand and did nothing to fix it. And he's got no compunctions against dropping that in the DA's lap and tossing it out to a few reporters while he quits and takes a job at Mercury Labs where Tina is delighted to have Hartley and a number of other former STAR Labs employees. Hartley and Jerrie both present similar symptoms from their meta-genes being activated and so it's Mercury Labs that leads in helping metas learn to deal with their abilities while Eobard is dealing with potential criminal charges, even worse bad press than predicted, and civil suits that are kicking his ass. Joe won't let Harrison Wells near his son with a ten foot pole, but Eobard's interest in Barry has Joe reaching out to Hartley whom he knows because he was the detective on the Rathaway case when Hartley got custody. So Mercury Labs winds up monitoring Barry's coma and helping him with his powers on waking.

Of course there's also potential for Hartley's parents dying and Hartley having to actually quit STAR Labs in order to take over Rathaway Industries on top of getting custody of Jerrie...

[violets-and-books]

Greetings bestie I hath read chapter 4 of abrg and bring you these as offerings as my apologies of being so behind

*bows* Enjoy

HELLO IM SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET TO THESE OMG-

Almost as long as it took you to read 6 chapters of this fic 😝

Alright, going in order!!! These make me so happy, thank youuuuuu 🤗🤗🤗

Kaz and Inej are in for a WILD ride. Jesper really does just rock up like "hey, I have a bf now and also I SEVERELY fucked up" and it's great

Hehehehehe. Jesper has a dirty mouth and Colm has no idea where he got it from (university)

Wylan is gonna get his self-esteem issues loved out of existence. Once he learns to trust Jesper and Colm. Which shouldn't take *checks chapters* toooooo long

Oh, the servants are having the time of their LIVES. Do they know it's fake? Who's to say. The Van Eck heir certainly doesn't act like the papers have said. Is it the best entertainment they've ever had in their known lives? Absolutely.

Jesper is suffering, hehe

Jesper is just. A simp for Wylan's eyes. And I intend to honour that in any and all ways I can

Neither Wylan nor Colm really foresaw how much of a hopeless romantic Jesper is. And, really, it's Colm's fault cos Jesper definitely inherited it from him

Nu

Jesper is a polite young man! He's going to fake date someone right!

Thank you so much for the memes, bestie! 🤗🤗🤗 I'm glad you're enjoying the fic so far!!

[eclectic-sassycoweyes]

Mi Mar! 💚

🛳 🥵 👻 🥕 🐾

Hi Harley thank you !!!

🛳 Are there any new ships you want to write for? (Platonic, romantic, or anything in between.)

Hmmm🤔 I don’t know if I have any ships as such that I have like concrete plans for fics that revolve around. But there are definitely some friendships and characters that I have ideas for, like things I can see them having in common.

Since forever I’ve wanted to dive into why everyone except Carlos looks surprised when Nancy hints that she’s dated women! And how their friendship developed. So that’s definitely one.

I also have an idea that includes TK having thoughts about maybe being non-binary and how he might go to Nancy and talk about like. Imposter syndrome in the queer environment and coming out. And Carlos talking to Paul about his feelings about keeping his ‘gay’ label because that has personal value for him given his history growing up as a gay man of color in Texas. I could see Paul and Carlos having in common that they’re both very logical thinkers and would have tried to use logic in their grappling with labels and Paul being able to give advice on that because he already went though the process of figuring out his gender and sexuality and how those interfere with each other when it comes to labels.

And then I have a Jonah fic still very much in the idea scapes too! That answer got long haha sorry I’ll try to reign myself in🤣

🥵 Any plans to write steamy or spicy content this year?

Heheheheh - yes. I get a lot of ideas for spicey scenes and I’ve begun to try and kind of store them so they’ll fit into larger fics but I also have ideas for fics that are all about the spice ! For example one called ✨Shaving Fic✨ wherein Carlos discovers a new kink and one where TK pranks Carlos with Carlos’ own Sexy Playlist.

👻 Is there a new genre you'd like to write?

I don’t know if it counts as genre but I’d like to practice getting more plotty! And writing chaptered fics. I also have a Meet Cute AU in the works. I guess if I write the Jonah one that’ll be a kid!Fic of sorts if we’re talking fandom genres something that I didn’t think I’d ever write! I like sickfics and h/c so maybe I should delve into that too at some point and don’t worry too about whether people will find it weird or want to read it!

🥕 What's one area of your writing that you think needs the most amount of improvement?

Definitely having more plot and faster pace and working with an outline instead of just letting my brain take me out on an extremely long introspective tangent!

🐾 Do you plan on writing for any fests or competitions?

If I can find the time and inspiration for it I’d like to do @morganaspendragonss ‘s angst fest that she and some others are thinking of arranging and the Fandom Trumps Hate!

Thank you againnn<3

[geminiwritten]

SO, I cannot control myself and now I'm going to devour Jake's fic cause ..Jake duh. I need my fix of this man lol

DIRTY LAUNDRY RANTS COMING:

Stop, not Jake being scared of scary movies LOL

I love their dynamic!!!!

tight gym clothes, a day’s worth of stubble, and a backwards cap. FERAL FOR THE BACKWARDS CAP, SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!

“I saw the empty cookie box in the bin.”

His brows shoot up, and a soft chuckle escapes his lips. “Wow. That’s rude.” DEAD

YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET TESTED....GIRL....Jake is literally a golden retriever stuck inside an naval aviator cause omg haha stay still dude.

HEHEHEHEH HE LIKED THE WAY SHE GRABBED HIS LEG TOO MUCH

Guessings his kinks in the freaking grocery store. I'm dying. HE IS DYING LOL he can't handle it, he sooooooo loves her already but hasn't noticed, not really. I'm like giggling like crazy!!!!! THIS IS TOO GOOD!!!!

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JAKE'S POV ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????? PERFECTION??? SUFFER MAN, SUFFFEEEEEEEER OH MY GOD??? THAT WAS HOT AS HELL ITSELF?!!!! AND IT'S ONLY PART ONE ??? WHAT IS PART TWO GOING TO BE LIKEE????

“Well, maybe I need her!” T H I S RIGHT HERE YEEEES THE MOMENT OF REALIZATION HITS HIM!!!! I snapped out of it when i reached that line cause I was locked in reading non stop!!!!! IT'S SO GOOOOOOOOD

GIRL I AM GOING TO SLAP YOU HOW DARE YOU REJECT JAKE MISS????? EXCSUE YOU??????

To you, he’s everything. Well duh!!!! now go and kiss his heart better girl cause he deserves to be loved loudly!!!!!

Honestly reading your fics is like, as soon as its finished you get thrown back into reality because I was soo immersed into the story and clearly picturing everything in my head??? Like I could literally see Jake and everything.

The small bit of angst ?? perfect. But the after?? INSANELY GOOD, no words to describe it because it was that amazing!!!

FOREVER OBSESSED WITH THIS DAMN COCKY MAN. SOMEONE FIND ME A FICJAKE IN REAL LIFE LOL

I adore the way you portray him, his characterization is so spot on for the things we know of him and obvs adding bits and pieces. You did such an amazing job with this one!!!

....Not me being greedy or anything, you can take all your time but, any hints on who you're working on next?

OH I'M SO GLAD YOU READ IT AND LIKED IT OMG it was literally so fun to write and jake's POV??? oh my god, the best thing ever

literally if i was in that situation, my chill would be ZERO living with a man like that??? are you kidding me?!

also jake's realisation moment!!! i was talking out loud trying to get the dialogue right and then i said that and was like oh my god, i got so excited it was dumb as hell 😂

BUT ALSO JUST THANK YOU SM FOR READING AND TAKING THE TIME TO WRITE ALL THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY IT MAKES ME 🖤🖤🖤

if i could, i would find you your own personal real life ficjake because YOU DESERVE IT he is literally my favourite to write because he's so easy to write for me??? idk maybe i've got a bit of cocky asshole in me? maybe i just love the banter, but writing for jake is so fun

OOOOOH okay cause you asked... here's a lil sneak peak at the ideas i have *mentally* in the works (yet to start writing, but i know whats coming)...

first, joaquin torres fic bc danny ramirez owns my ass rn (it's like best friends to lovers, pure fun fluff, bit of jealousy, lots of tension)

then... hopefully bradley??? i have this ridiculously fun idea where he's just trying everything in his power to keep her around (i don't want to go into details cause i don't want to ruin it but it's so fun)

THEN jake again (it could be mixed up, let's be real, i write what i feel) but they knew each other before, maybe dated, i'm thinking like a family friends kind of deal where he took her out just to be nice or cause his parents said but he was a bit of an asshole and kind of unintentionally broke her heart BUT THEN she rocks up years later, hot as and he's like... dumbstruck... chaos ensues...

i'm also working on a bob fic idea, because i like to have options when i write! depends on the boy currently living in my head...

anyways apologies for the rant but yeah!!! 🖤🖤🖤

[nashusglasses]

2. i'll work it physical (m)

+ based off nsfw prompts: 28.  “I’ll make it worth your time.” & 15.  “Wanna bet?”

read: part one

note: I am a glutton for horny idiot stories. Even better when they feed off each other’s energy so bad it’s just like…. Constant enabling. GOADING. That’s the word!!!! I listened to loveeeeeee song by rihanna the whole time writing this if ur into that :3

note 2: This fic is just pure indulgence of oc and gojo's party sexcapades before all those *feelings* get involved heheheheh

PAIRING. gojo/reader SETTING. college au WARNINGS. stupid ex girlfriends, good ol' fashioned fingerbang in a bathroom SUMMARY. He’ll make you forget about her.

You didn’t cry when Emi broke up with you. She was always taciturn, and it’s not as if you were completely blindsided, either. You’ve always had a nose for disinterest. She’d stopped responding to your good night texts those last few weeks you were together, kept canceling Wednesday cafe dates where you’d play footsies to distract her from doing homework. Maybe you’d reached a threshold. Footsied her to annoyed oblivion, but she always laughed whenever you did it. 

Throwing away an almost-one year relationship, though. You couldn’t lie through the sting in your eyes when you got back to your dorm that night. Not when Natsume’s a nosy bitch who has to know every minute detail of your life. You collapsed into a fit of half-sobs because you refused to be too distraught over someone who couldn’t find the time for you anymore. That’s lazy, Natsume said into your hair. You always liked when she petted your head for comfort. She let you sleep next to her while you wallowed in post-break up misery. I’ll punch her the next time I see her.

That was two months ago. Two months since you’ve seen Emi’s dyed-blonde head, the pretty dimples that came with her smile. It changes tonight.

Sigma Phi is never cheap with their ragers. Neither you or Natsume are in a sorority but you’d be dumb to miss out on sponsored alcohol and free cool ranch Doritos. The house is the tallest on Greek row, all high ceilings and shiny wooden banisters. The kitchen is where you keep comfortable. Away from the strawberry smoke, sticky floors everywhere you take a step. You’re waiting for Satoru to get you your soju when you see Emi walk through the front door.

Her roots are growing out. She’s got glitter on her eyelids, a shiny neck with the scented oil she uses because she’s always hated using perfume. If you step close enough you know she’ll smell like rose petals. Like the sailor’s bewitched limbs twitching with every sweet note of that siren’s song, you’re almost taking a step forward to follow her further into this stupid loud party.

As if he’s cued, Satoru gets in the way with two red cups in hand. “No yogurt soju so I got orange instead. Mixed it with orange soda so it’s ultra mega orange shit. Why the hell are you tiptoeing? You’re like two feet tall.”

“Shut up.” You make a grab for the cup he offers you, tipping back a generous gulp for a show of thanks. “It’s—I saw someone. I think.”

He swivels around. “Who?”

“My ex.” You almost flinch at the term. Moreso at the thought of Satoru calling you bitchless than having lost someone you genuinely cared for.

“Didn’t know you had one.” His eyebrows are furrowed with confusion, leaning back against the counter. He flicks an annoyed hand at the stale chips scattered everywhere. 

“It’s. Yeah. She wasn’t really around to show face towards the end, so.”

“What’s her name?” 

You could think of a million but you don’t feel like spitting venom. You’ve got your distraction for the night. You hope Satoru notices you’re wearing your shortest skirt. “Emi.”

“Emi? Utada Emi or Hirano Emi?”

“The first one.” How he knows more than one is beyond you. Satoru hums at your confirmation.

“She’s in my aerodynamics class,” he says. “What happened?”

“I don’t—I don’t really wanna talk about her.” Because if you do, you’ll probably start thinking about how she made your pillows smell good with that fresh linen scent. Or how she left you little origami cranes on your desk. Or the way she sounded in the morning with drool stuck to her chin—

“Oi.” Satoru snaps his fingers in front of your face. “You good? Sorry I asked.”

“It’s fine. Or. Not really. Whatever.” You finish your drink with record speed. Anxiety crawls through your chest, makes you wonder what the hell Emi could be doing here. Or who she could be doing here. Suddenly you think about an empty room, her clumsy feet traipsing up those carpeted stairs. Looking at someone else with doe eyes like she did when she wanted you on top of her. You crush the red plastic in your hand.

“Satoru,” you say blankly. 

He’s not even halfway done his drink. “Uh huh.”

“Do you know how to make a girl come in five minutes?”

“Depends.” He levels you with a curious stare. Like he’s bracing himself for whatever you’ve got for a challenge. “Can I use my hands?”

“Whatever body part you want.”

“Then yes. Who’s asking?”

“Wha–who the hell else?” You hiss. “You finishing that?”

Satoru looks down at his cup, then back up at you. And when he doesn’t immediately respond you just swipe at his hand to guzzle down the ultra mega orange shit. It’s not half-bad. A sweetness easy to swallow, not like the Casamigos he took with Suguru earlier. 

You let the dizziness settle. Satoru stares you down. “I’ll do it in two,” he says. “Wanna bet?”

It’s cryptic. And then you remember what you asked him. You squirm with the heavy suggestion. 

“Bathroom,” you order, and Satoru leads the way first.

Natsume’s sitting pretty at the bottom step of the stairs. She’s got a blunt pinched gently in her mouth, lights up with her inhale when she sees you. She dims into gossip when you come up to her. “Oh my god. Did you see–”

You nod, not that keen on hearing her name when you’re off to forget it. Satoru skips past and up two steps at a time with nothing more than a hey roomie. Natsume’s mouth quirks up in acknowledgment.

“Don’t scream too loud. Or do anyway. I can’t feel my fucking fingers from the music.” 

She slaps your ass when you pass her. “Take a shot with me after,” you call. Natsume winks. Satoru’s got the bathroom door wide open for you to walk through when you catch up.

For a frat, the space is clean. No nasty caulk jobs and the toilet paper holder’s actually full. You’ve got no time for more analysis when Satoru slams you against the door. “Jesus,” you groan.

He swallows what little else you have for complaint. His mouth is sweet on yours, coaxing your tongue for taste. “Nice skirt by the way.”

Satoru’s hands are greedy where they pull. Cupped under your jaw, teasing a touch on either side of your tits, then right down to your ass where he squeezes. Hard. 

“Keep going,” you mumble. Biting down on his lip when he grips you tighter, and you feel the coarse rut of his boner when he presses you harder against the door. “God. Get me wet.”

“I’ll make it worth your time.” He breathes wet kisses on your neck. Sucking deep till you twitch in simmering pleasure. 

“You fuckin’ better.”

He sneers in response. But he kisses you like he’s just as electrified. Needy for whatever high he’s promising to deliver on, and you want it fast. He juts into you, lifts your leg around his hip just to get the angle right. 

“Okay. Fuck–just.” You take his hand, fit it snug where your panties ride up on your pussy. He laughs against your teeth.

“Get me wet,” he mocks, playing with the arousal you just denied. You blush. Desperate measures. You’re glad your body responds to his this quick. Only to your detriment, because he knows you’re terrible at bluffing, and now he’s laughing at you. “You’re funny. Two minutes?”

He circles your clit with a rough finger. Too much, not enough. In the haze of your muddled head, the visual is enough to spark that heat. You’ve always liked his hands. There’s something about seeing it disappear under your skirt, like you’ve got something to hide. You offer a moan when he teases a finger inside.

Satoru leans a hot mouth into your ear. “Your girl ever get you like this?”

Your eyes are wide open. From his provocation, and now he’s got one finger snug up your pussy. “Oh my god.”

“You don’t need to answer,” he teases. “I know she didn’t.”

“You–” He sets a slow rhythm. Deep where it counts, grinding the palm of his hand till you moan from your chest. “You’re evil.”

Again. He knows you’re bluffing. That wet sound every time he moves is proof enough. You’re just talking because you’re not embarrassed anymore. You’ll let him have his way with it if it means you don’t have to think about anything else.

“Don’t be shy,” he prods.

Another finger, this time with less drive. You buzz from the intrusion. Knocking your head back on the door when he bottoms out, absolutely not shy with the sounds you’re making. Satoru kisses you into muted excitement. 

You don’t think he’s timing it. You sure as hell aren’t. As if you were ever scared he wouldn’t deliver. “Go faster,” you urge. This is probably one of the only two bathrooms available for use. You could at least taint it quicker than anyone else can.

“Cute. I like when you’re bossy.” You initiate a kiss this time. Slipping tongue and an indulgent moan down his throat, and that’s what spurs him on. 

His drive is back. Drawing out more wetness with earnest fingering, the guttural noises straight from your gut. Your eyes roll back with the feeling, heat unfurling faster than the blood trying to reach your fucked out brain. 

“Fuck, oh my god.” Your fingers curl into his biceps. “That's–yeah, oh my god I’m. Close–!”

He crowds you in again, forehead on your sweaty one. Nothing to say, letting your panting do all the talking for the both of you. His fingers hook into every wet spot, ramming the edge of his hand on your clit till it’s battered into ultra-sensitivity. You twitch with his every move. 

“You better fuckin’ come over tonight,” Satoru groans. You’ll look down at that hard dick later. You know he’s fostering the pain with quiet lips. How considerate. 

“W-Whatever. Yes I’ll–just–oooh fuck.” He’s jacked the speed to eleven. No more pretense of easing you into it. The sound is enough to get you off, wet thrust for wet thrust. “Satoru,” you whine.

He kisses your nose. “Hmm?”

“If I squirt it’s on you,” you warn.

“You say that like a threat.” He shows no sign of stopping, too. He’s impatient with anticipation, and you’re fading fast. “You’ll give it to me?”

You were kidding. Sort of. It’s not off the table. All you know is the heat is building and you’re about to explode. “Ye-es!”

“So do it,” he presses. 

He curls his fingers with every sharp jut against your core. You hang your head low, letting that high come to you, and you unfurl with the release. Shaking through a tiring orgasm, clawing tight on Satoru while you squeal. “Oh fuck.”

He’s relentless with the come down. Drawing out those waves with taut fingers, focusing deep. You don’t squirt but his wrist is disgustingly wet. 

“You’re hot,” he says when you drop your leg. You slump against him with a groan. “Look. Prune fingers.”

You don’t look but you know he’s wiggling them. Always in awe with what he can do to you when you’re down for it. You’ll let him bask in your orgasmic glory, because you’re just as good as getting him undone.

“Yeah yeah. Let’s get back, I wanna see Natsume before we leave.”

You shift your skirt till it's decently covering your ass again. Satoru washes his hands. You both ignore the bulge in his sweatpants.

Then someone knocks on the door.

You think you’ve always believed in fate. Some cosmic divinity keeping a watchful eye on whatever energy waves you’re spreading out into the universe. Because when Satoru opens the door for you, it’s Emi, and she’s looking disheveled, but not in a good way.

A pang of sympathy echoes in your chest. Your fingers twitch forward, already thinking of how to move her hair behind her ear.

Satoru beats you to a greeting.

“You look like shit,” he jests.

Emi ignores him. Stares right at you, and your breath stutters. You’re not as taken by her beauty, this time. Not when she shot you down, dug her heel into your heart, got it all muddy. You grab Satoru's hand. He doesn’t say anything when you curl your fingers into his.

“Take care of yourself,” is all you croak out. This time, it’s you leaving her behind.

Natsume’s gone from her bottom perch. You don’t feel like finding her anymore. Satoru keeps you close to him when you walk back downstairs.

He stops you when you don’t stop walking towards the front door. For the second time tonight, he asks: “You good?”

You shake your head. “No. But we’re going back to your place. Distract me some more.”

Satoru’s smile is wicked in its suggestion. “I can do that,” he confirms.

He doesn’t let go of your hand the whole way back to his dorm.

[haveihitanerve]

(Split!Bruce anon)

A few updates!!!

Finally got all the Emotions in check and hehehehehe 🤭 I forgot how much I loved writing

Especially when it comes with heart wrenching realizations <333

There are going to be four emotions (because there's no way I could keep track of any more)

And sadly Steph, Cass, and Duke (and maybe Jason and Alfred) are going to sit this one out :(((( (BRUCE HAS TOO MANY KIDS TO KEEP TRACK OF)

I don't think I'll be able to explain in the fic why they are not there so here are my HC <33

S&C: uncover mission where they have to Fake Date, during the mission they have to co-parent a child (spy-family style) one of them almost dies, actually get together, and a couple (that they got to know during the mission) takes in the child

Duke: in another dimension where there aren't any Gotham heroes and actually can come back (Bruce made sure of it) but decided not to because he met AU!Bruce (didn't lose his parents[same age as Duke]) and he's just as passionate to help Gotham and needs someone to teach him the ropes

Alfred would either be at vacation or dead (RIP)

And I'm going to see if Jason fits into the plot or if I'm going to have an mimi outtake :p

awww i'm glad it coming along and although i will miss my babies, it sounds like you have plans!!! cant wait!<333

[yesyourstalker]

Ikkan: well I thought you liked Raian...... Well then ask them out on a date.......... Well then ask the hangout you know just the two of you I'm sure they'll understand what you mean when you ask them............................ We're not in elementary school noji I'm not sending them a note................... You need to do it on your own you'll be great. You should start dating........you know what I meant..... Well then try doing it after the tour..........no.. I don't think we're going to do anything this year. we're kind of at that point where days like Valentine's Days and isn't really a big deal for us.

Neta: surprise babe!! [kisskisskisskisskisssmksss] I got you flowers chocolate and treats!! and it's your favorite chocolate. [Kisskisskiss] from haddaido!!!

Ikkan: it's super expensive to ship overseas you didn't need to- [kiss]..................mmm [kissing]

Noji: ......uh hello

Ikkan: oh! noji sorry.....yeah I think I'm just going to stay inside maybe buy some discount candy tomorrow just feels like another day..... Your hands are cold

Neta: [kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss] I got a reservation at your favorite restaurant I was thinking we can have a nice dinner maybe a movie and get freaky after hehehe like we used to do. [Kiss kiss] I bought you another present but imma save it for tonight

Ikkan: shush hehehehe he might hear you!.... uh I wouldn't say settled I don't think I settled. We're comfortable, we're secure we don't...umf ..........we don't need to go above and beyond for each other anymore you know that we love each other

Neta:[kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss] we can get freaky now fuck it

Ikkan: heheh .. stop that tickles....hehe.... .*ahem*..I guess content would be a better word. Like mom and dad but you know......... Eventually we're just going to be like them fighting like old people

Neta: [kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss] hang up the phone. [Kiss kiss]

Ikkan: no

Neta: fucking body slam you

Ikkan: don't you dare..... Okay to be fair I did think they were divorced too apparently not. They don't really tell us anyTHING.... NETA PUT ME DOWN! HAHAHAH STOP.. HEHEHEheh .... Ooff! Neta!

Neta: heheheheheheheh

Noji oh that other line:........................... Oh yeah exactly like Mom and Dad.

Ikkan:........I'm sorry.... HA! stop heheh I'll-I'll call you back........... Could at least take my shoes off before my pants... I'll call you back see you noji. Bye

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