#i know viola davis is going to kill it bc she is her

[dykeseinfeld]

*wakes up in a cold sweat* the tbosas movie is going to completely butcher the obvious symbolism of the book by making the hunger games seem flashy and entertaining and laden with personal intrigue instead of cold and boring and brutal

[thatsparrow]

hang on just finished the suicide squad need to process some thoughts

head empty except for cleo sebastian and taika waititi ratcatcher fam

idris elba is too charismatic to play anything other than a leading man (or villain? lead character) and his dynamic with cleo and flag was a fucking delight (also catch me getting annoyed all over again that infinity war killed him off so ignobly in like the first eight minutes)

galaxy brain costuming of putting flag in that yellow t-shirt and john cena in the too-small white polo

i? maybe it’s because I’m only familiar with like. her character’s brief appearance (from however far I watched) in arrowverse but I Did Not know what to make of waller. is she just like that? why did they only let viola davis play one note and hold it for the whole movie??

shout out to both sebastian and king shark as examples of immediately establishing strong characterization using primarily gestures/body language and minimal (or no) dialogue

hey why couldn’t abner just fucking blast the eye with his polka dots instead of the leg? huh? also it’s amazing how apparent it became when someone was about to die bc boy does gunn fall back on familiar framing for some of those “surprise moment” shots 

you know. “star” is an anagram of “rats”. do you think. do you think that’s why there was a. a starfish and a ra

what was the point of establishing the dichotomy between luna and suarez re: how they wanted to use project starfish (keeping it as a threat vs. unleashing it on their enemies) if it was just going to get released by accident? 

really feels like one of those lip service moments to—while setting your movie in an ambiguously non-white country (this time, a fake island off the coast of south america—which, like, where exactly? in relation to what part of south america?? who cares apparently)—acknowledge that the previous regime maintained power due to US interference but then. still lay waste to that entire city and huge swaths of the populace with shockingly little regard for their humanity or presence except as props

my kingdom for an entire film that’s just nanaue going for a swim and having a good time

i’m. still annoyed at the scene when they run through the women’s changing room in the club with bald peter capaldi. hey james? mr. gunn sir? what the fuck was the point of that except as an excuse to show some half-dressed women in a moment of vulnerability?

no you know what MY KINGDOM for harley’s costuming from birds of prey

am I playing the fun police by saying that harley’s dress bothered me? feels like such a glow-down to go from her kickin’ flight suit to being ordered to put on a princess dress for a date with a dictator. idk I’m just thinking about the iconic shot from ready or not of grace in the wedding dress torn at the hem and the yellow converse and the shotgun and why harley’s red dress didn’t work for me in comparison. maybe because she tore it to her upper thigh so it felt more sexualized than practical? bc it wasn’t something she chose for herself but something she was put in? like credit to her recognizing the pattern of abusive relationships she’s fallen into and choosing a different path this time but also that entire sequence with luna leading to her arrest was. wicked unnecessary except (seemingly) as an excuse to get her in the dress

genuinely! like they build it up so we think, “oh it matters that luna is dead and suarez is now in charge because he’s going to release project starfish” but then it’s released by accident so what did. any of that matter

anyway

[spohkh]

do u have any recs for woman led revenge stories?

hello friend! i have been consulting ppl for recommendations bc i was only able to think of one on my own but i still wasnt able to come up with much unfortunately... but what i have is this:

my immediate thought was Colombiana (2011) starring BELOVED zoe saldana, this film is FUCKING EXCELLENT and SO FUN ive seen it so many times and it always hits!! zoe witnesses her parents get murdered as a child and grows up to be an assassin, slowly taking out those who hurt her family. its very john wick-esque and VERY satisfying to watch her get her decades-old revenge.

my sister recommended Widows (2018) with viola davis. i havent seen this one but i rmmbr wanting to very badly bc the trailer looked great and also like. viola davis...hello. heres the imdb description: "Four women with nothing in common except a debt left behind by their dead husbands' criminal activities take fate into their own hands and conspire to forge a future on their own terms."

my sister also recommended Halloween (2018) with jamie lee curtis. again havent it (or any of the halloween movies LOL...) but i think essentially its jamie lee curtis' character, who is a final girl, getting revenge on michael meyers. relatedly, the second part of this like reboot/revisit series, Halloween Kills, just recently came out so if ur into that then theres smth else u can go see !!

i was rly trying to think of recs by way of books but all i could come up with was The Final Girl Support Group by Grady Hendrix, but tbh it wasnt RLY a revenge plot? it was still a fun read tho; it's about a group of "final girls" (survivors of serial murderers) who have been meeting for support, as it says on the tin. but then they start getting targeted by a new killer...and predictably it spirals from there. so its kind of a revenge against their past trauma ig? as they deal w the new killer? for sure woman-led tho!

and my sister rec'd the Millennium series by Stieg Larsson (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is the first book of this series). i havent read them nor seen the movies, and i think she said specifically the second book in this series is moreso a revenge plot. not totally sure on this one, sorry!

i wish i had more for u but i hope that there was at least one thing on this list that seems interesting!!! if u come across anything good in this theme yourself, pls do let me know!!

[witkneec]

and margot robbie getting all female writers. and finding a chinese female director. and making sure to hire a diverse cast. and hiring paget fucking brewster- an actress over 40- to play poison ivy. and lest we forget she did all of this so she did not have to be around Jared Leto again. i liked her before but i like her a lot more now. it’s really nice this trend of women getting power and using it the right way- like reese witherspoon and nicole kidman chasing down a female writer, convincing her to let them buy the rights to her book, and then going to town and making one of the best shows ever made and starring all women. i do wish big little lies would be more diverse- if you can get meryl streep, you can get anyone and the perry second season storyline could have had him adopted and then you’re talking the ability to cast lisa bonet or angela basset or taraja p or you know the queen of the world viola davis (although i’m almost glad they didn’t bc the perpetuation of such abuse and violence doesn’t need to be applied to a black woman when there’s such an air of secrecy/ silence around white women abusing people and my gma was a lot like meryl streep’s character and she was fucking terrible and crazy and tried to kill me once and used to lock me in pitch black rooms and leave me in public places in hopes that i’d get taken and there was also a time she made me eat cereal that she put bugs in and hit me when i cried and threw up i was 5 and she hated me bc i was born too early and my older brother who is 2 years older didn’t have enough time just to himself with my parents before i came along and i needed to be punished for it and when i say it, my parents believe me bc my dad watched terrified as she tried to kill my uncle repeatedly starting at 11 and ending the day he turned 17 bc my grandfather who stayed with her so the children- who he had no blood relation to bc she married 8 times, he literally said that to me and he died when i was 8 so wrap your head around that- wouldn’t be killed or injured by her severe, untreated bipolar mania and my dad for some reason still let her babysit my brother and i even through i always came home upset and my bro came home with a hundred in his pocket which she gave him in front of me on purpose and also sent us seperate chistmas cards- i got $5 he got $100- and seriously she was so nice in public and to my dad later in life and one of the biggest reliefs i’ve ever had is having her die before i had to come out to her - before my grandpa slipped him $500 and put him on a bus to nashville with his bass and the number of a friend who had a room for rent bc he caught her filling a syringe she’d gotten as a nurse at the hospital with bleach one night and trying to sneak into his room to murder him and no one speaks about it and my uncle died when i was young and it’s like it all died with him except i remember all of it and bear the scars of it and oh god one of the earliest memories dad has is of the house they had bought burning while he watched from the back of the station wagon with the rest of her good clothes and jewelry and freaking out to her sister who burned the damn thing down bc they were high and drunk and thought they had left my aunt in the house as it fell apart into cinder and god sorry guys i do go to therapy about this but sometimes man, i can’t handle it or how stupid my fucking parents were or how much they had to lie to themselves to allow it happen but anyway ppl like meryl streep’s character do exist and their actions make scars so i do appreciate that)- i love zoe kravits and i do like shailene woodley but the outsider/ single mom/ woman unsettled bc she’s middle class and “different” would have applied super well to a single woman of color but anyway go margot robbie and thanks for hiring women and i’m going to go call my therapist now, sorry for the deep dive into my fucking crazy goddamn family secrets.

Suicide Squad (2016) // Birds of Prey (2020)

[thatshighlyoffensive]

That’s Highly Offensive: 2018 Golden Globes

Y’all know I only wear all black all the time, so I find the fact that Hollywood is "uniting" against whatever tonight by wearing all black to be kind of a stupid way to pussy foot around the issue, but who asked me? This should have been a night when the carpet looked the way I think it should at all times, but honestly, a lot of stuff looked makeshift and cheap to me. And WHAT was with all the skirts-over-pants nonsense?? I thought that was over. Also, forgive the overuse of the funeral garb schtick but what choice did I have?

Wow. It's rare that the first look I see ends up being the worst dressed of the night, but Debra Messing has just taken the cake, eaten it, made another cake, eaten that, made another one, and took that too. I know it's cliché but MESSing says it all. #thefacesofmeth That emerald eyeshadow and those Elvira for Family Dollar false lashes!!  And WHAT is that dent in her forehead?? I’ll tell you what it is… bad Botox. Or Juvaderm. Or whatever expired baby bunny cartilage her dermo found in Karen Walker’s dumpster. Oh and also, she’s wearing the dress version of Liza’s putty kkk hood shoes and it’s  all HIGHLY offensive.

Kelly Clarkson- "From Justin to King Midas" if King Midas was a lizard...

Kristin Cavallari went as 1999 Oscars Angelina Jolie but with a ballerina's bun and I'm not ok with it.

I honestly have nothing bad to say about Tracee Ellis Ross’s outfit. The phrase ‘Charmin Noir’ comes to mind, but let’s not bc you know how much I love a turban/wrap!

Meryl Streep: You bore me to tears. I like your glasses.

It seems to be literally KILLING Giuliana Rancid that she can’t ask “Who are you wearing?” bc she is incapable of NOT pointing out the fact that she’s not asking that question to every person she's interviewed. And as always, she looks like the Queen from Antz but this year her skin is a particularly orange shade of Oscar Meyer all beef frank. She also has one of the most bulbous horse hair dino ponytails I’ve ever seen. She's like the anorexic version of Starla from Napoleon Dynamite. AND HER TAN LINES! I didn't know you got those from bottled self tanner...

Catherine Zeta Jones: I am still obsessed with CZJ even after recently rewatching Ocean’s Twelve for the first time since Cat and I fell asleep in the theater. Her face, her body, her dress, her earrings, her love for her thousand year old father in law… I am fully behind all of it!

Penelope Cruz: See above. #stunning

I don't know who this woman from Outlander is but I do know she better be on her way to audition at Tweetsie Railroad.

Connie Britton: NO.

Jessica Biel and J. Tim- don’t NO ONE CARE. I don’t know one person who watched ‘The Sinner’ (most people didn’t even know what I was talking about when I asked if they’d heard of it), so the fact that she is nominated is a testament to that Sexy Back money and nothing more. Just her talking about being a producer of the show is like… We get it…you’re the only one who would pay you to be an actress anymore. PS, your arms are fabulous.

Mandy Candy Moore: Olé!

Holy shit Diane Kruger looks amazing.

Unfortunately, Sarah Paulson is one of those I feel looks like she's in something cheap. Really cheap. Like she stole a leotard from the Xanadu Mourning collection and wrapped a table cloth around herself. And I can't say I love the choppiness of her bob.

Michele Williams- I’m still not over how ridiculous you looked on Dawson’s Creek, but your pixie has grown on me over the last few years but OHMYGOD what is that shelf in the back? Lloyd Christmas called…

Seth Myers looks like the singing sword and a foot had a baby and named it Cheremy.

Jamie Chung- First of all, why are you here? Secondly, you look like the winner of a ‘Grunge Bride’ themed stripper contest sponsored by Hefty in 2002. Those shoes….

Alexis Bledel- Let’s get this out of the way: I can’t stand you. You’re a mumbler with creepy Kewpie doll eyes and mouth. But as for what you’re wearing, GASP you’re not wearing solid black so you obviously don’t care about women!! But also, you must not care about yourself either because you look like one of Ariel’s sisters and Dionysus had a baby and it came out haunted.

Why is Dave Franco wearing so much rouge????

Alison Brie- Ok, you can channel Audrey Hepburn, I guess. Although her dress does resemble my senior prom dress from Cache. Oh wait- there’s a pants leg. You’re trash.

William H. Macy: Did Grubby die? That’s the only reason I can think of for Teddy Ruxpin to show up to the Golden Globes in all black…

Gal Gadot is clearly going to an audition for "A Chorus Line" after the Globes. Why else would she steal a maitre'd's jacket and cut it in half?

Saoirse Ronan looks perfect all around. I need all of it immediately, even though I’d look more like Bruce Villanche dressed in drag doing a David Bowie tribute than her svelte awesomeness…

Eva Longoria looks like a pregnant Sharpie.

It took me a solid 3 seconds & a glance at the caption to figure out I was looking at Halle Berry and not some mixed berry bag of Skittles from a prom themed episode of the CW’s Gossip Girl revival. And her bangs look gross and ridiculous. #whywontsheage??

I take it back: Reese Witherspoon looks like the pregnant Sharpie. Or maybe her daughter has decided to become a fashion designer and this was her first foray into an origami—inspired collection? #blacktobasics

Nicole Kidman (or Nicky Kickin it in the Moulin Rouge, as Jack McFarland calls her) looks flawless, as always. The one negative thing I will say is that I find flutter fly cap sleeves to be among the most offensive things in adult female fashion (mainly because the only humans that can pull them off are pre-teens, anorexics and Kate Moss (not that she’d ever wear them).

Viola Davis wins everything. Omg that hair and makeup and jewelry and dress. ⚰️⚰️⚰️

Did Zac-without-a-K Efron want people to mistake him for Milo Ventimiglia? Is that the reason for the mustache? Why is he even there? GASP! Are they already remaking High School Musical (because you know that’s in the works…) with him starring as Troy again?!? #prayerhands

Why exactly is Naomi Campbell at the Golden Globes, must less in a piece from the never-to-be-seen sketches Vivienne Westwood did for Guy Richie’s new pandering remake starring Madonna as Herlock Holmes?

Lily James- You are gorgeous perfection and I mean that because anyone that stars in a live action Disney remake is automatically on my shit list (I’m looking at you, Emmas Stone and Watson…) but what the actual hell are you wearing? You look like a Project Runway contestant’s submission on the theme “Maleficent’s entrance to the party.”

Octavia Spencer looks like the teacher who got to play Glinda’s role in a #metoo fundraising, high school production of Wicked after the lead was stricken with mono.

Greta Gerwig- I’m tempted to allow it, but only if you’re intentionally channeling Marchesa Luisa Casati.

Angelina Jolie- oh. my. god. I know I’m biased (as one of her long lost, adopted children she’s never acknowledged or heard of) but I cannot say one bad thing about this, especially since I’ve been in 100% Bombshell  Manual mode lately and anything with feathers or frills or femininity is giving me LIFE. #bestdressed

Elizabeth Moss: from Polly to Pollyana. Anyone that gets that is my lifelong friend and anyone that doesn’t please never talk to me again. But seriously honey, that waistline is not your friend.

Jessica Chastain- I think I love everything about this but am i crazy or does it make her look a little bulky? Tell me I’m crazy. I’m crazy. (Narrator: She was definitely crazy.)

omg Maggie Gyllenhaal is wearing the same Castle Greyskull, droopy-sleeve of wizard-vagine garment as Debra Messing! Is this a thing?? Gross. And those earrings are stupid too but I don’t know why.

Emilia Clarke is perfection (minus the bow but moving on) and I don’t even love GOT.

Geena Davis stole one of CZJ’S costumes from Chicago and i can’t say that I’m angry. I will say that I’m angry that the head designer at LOFT got hold of it and added a few of those filthy lace panels before she walked the red carpet, but since she still looks pretty flawless…I’LL ALLOW IT.

As always, Lena Headey looks like the drunk, badass aunt who was a groupie before falling into acting so I love her even more than when she gets drunk and sets people on fire on tv. The dress does look like something a goth would make to wear to a Renaissance fair, but who cares when she looks that cool in it?

I love Margot Robbie more than almost anyone in Hollywood today (even though she stole my life’s dream of playing Tonya Harding. Seriously, I’d started writing a short right before they announced that movie and I’m not even kidding), but I can’t say i know exactly what she was going for with this look… an Elsa-possessed mistletoe over her womb to subtly announce she’s expecting? A tribute to the portion of Fantasia where fairies ice skate to ‘Waltz of the Flowers’ as a nod to the ice goddess she plays in ‘I, Tonya?’ I’ve been staring at it for a few minutes now and can honestly say I have no clue.

Gwendolyn Christie- I have no idea what you are wearing but I do know that I am obsessed with your GOT character so you have my permission to do whatever you please.

Kerry Washington unfortunately looks like some anorexic basic at her junior prom. And those floral net booties are what a leprechaun wears to a funeral. wtf. Oh but her hair is on point.

Kate Hudson- Je refuse.

Chris Hemsworth can do no wrong even in a suit made from a brocade table cloth and VELVETEEN shoes so don’t even worry about it, honey.

Michelle Pfeiffer- omg i am heartbroken over how matronly you look!! As anyone who knows me knows, my mother could pass as your identical twin, so I take it kind of personally when you show up on the red carpet dressed as Marian the librarian’s widowed sister, Ovarian.

Zoe Kravtiz- Sweetie, it’s already been done and its name was Natalie Portman. A chunky, funky  emerald earring does make you look like Audrey Hepburn's edgy cousin though. Whatever- you still look gorgeous and I love you.

Kendall Jenner- There are so many things wrong with your look, much less your existence, but I’ll just sum it up with this: T. STRAPPED. POINTY. TOED. SHOES. Also, lay off the brow botox before you look like Debra Messing, or worse, Kylie Jenner. #gasp

Sarah Jessica Parker literally went as her character from Hocus Pocus attending a funeral.

Isabelle Huppert wins the night! Nope, spoke too soon. Her dress has those damned flutter sleeves on it too! What IS that? It’s trash, is what it is…

Roseanne Barr forgot to put a dress over her Spanx…

Ok, that's all I got. I barely watched any of the actual show bc I can't with most of those self important a-holes, so I can't comment on anything "exciting" or "interesting" that might have happened. Let me know if I missed anything highly offensive🥂

[lastbuckshot]

oc list

so @underbree did a lot of asking abt my ocs so i’ve been typing up a (very small) synopsis of them for a few hrs (small bc there’re So Many)

if ur curious abt them or wanna know more abt a few pls feel free to ask me about them i love my kids

some notes:

fc = face claim

some fcs repeat bc I can’t leave well enough alone and some different looks from the same actor give off completely different vibes (I’m the guiltiest of this with cm punk lmao)

 sometimes my fandoms/obsessions and my fcs go hand in hand so when u see a bunch of actors from the same show that’s usually not a coincidence

speaking of fandoms, a lot of these ocs and fcs are years and years old (I’m talking like some of them are 6 years old) so a lot of them are gonna have fcs from ppl I used to fuck w/ heavy way back when but I don’t anymore, I just can’t bring myself to change the fc (like with all the cm punks)

you’d expect me to have a pj and a milo oc and I’d expect it too but I don’t, Freddie (@miloventisoylatte) has both and we collab like every day

all the assassins aren’t assassins for fun, and they’re not hitmen either; there’s an entire company/organization that they’re a part of, which doles out missions and payouts. they only really kill scummy people so think of it as a massive trained vigilante operative organization

The Oloros

 Zemorah (Zee; FC: Janelle Monae) – she’s probably my fave oc atm, I grouped her with her family but she’s also an assassin. she’s the seed that planted the whole family, bc she was a standalone oc first. she’s a bi girl, and she has a history of past relationship abuse, but she’s growing and recovering and actually engaged (to one of freddie’s ocs as a matter of fact; a big werewolf boi named Aaron who has Milo Ventimiglia as a FC)!!! she’s a bonefide flower girl sis loves flowers and gardening but she’s Not the one to play with. Very independent and self-sufficient bc she doesn’t see the point in having anyone take care of her when she can take care of herself and do it better. Prefers hand-to-hand combat to guns on missions. Frequently goes on missions with Liam (mentioned later), but is off from missions indefinitely because she’s with child (triplets!!!)

Halina (Hal; FC: Yetide Badaki) – the oldest of the oloro sisters (but not the oldest sibling). Tendaji’s twin sister. She’s reserved and on the quiet side compared to a lot of her family; she’s on almost the same plane as rashid. she can also be a workaholic, getting stuff done and making progress (on work or in life) is one of the most fulfilling things in the world for her

Malkia (Mal; FC: Danielle Brooks) – the youngest of the oloro sisters and she loves to give love. She has a big ol’ heart and a loud infectious laugh. If you wanna have a good time and feel good about yourself and come out feeling like a Rockstar you hang out with mal

Hodari (FC: Aldis Hodge) – one of the younger oloro brothers. he’s like, the class clown of the siblings. he’s always making fun of something or someone he’s goofy as hell

Rashid (FC: Mike Colter) – oldest child and oldest brother, probably the most stoic and “put together” sibling. married with kids and very, very, very protective of his family. a “you’d be better off fucking with him than fucking with his family” type

Kaivon (Kai; FC: Ricky Whittle) – second youngest brother, and adopted. bi, and a flirt (ofc he is). Someone you can ask to fuck you one time out of the gate and he’ll have no problem w/ doing it. He could talk a priest into becoming a satanist

Jamal (FC: Trevante Rhodes) – jamal is the youngest brother and youngest sibling and he’s such a sweet heart oh my god,,, he’s pan and he’s like a giant teddy bear he really just wants to make everyone he meets happy. truly a people pleaser and a “I’ll give someone in need the clothes off my back” type. Lover of cuddles

Tendaji (‘Daji; FC: Michael James Shaw) – Halina’s twin brother. ‘Daji is the sibling you get when you mix rashid’s protectiveness and hodari’s goofiness. He’ll make you laugh and loves to laugh but you Cannot cross him or his family he won’t let it happen

Shani (FC: Viola Davis) – the mom of this gaggle of kids. she’s a really sweet and loving mom and provider for her kids, so much so that she adopted one and pushed out 7

Andwele (FC: Lance Reddick) – dad of this gaggle of kids. Very stoic and gets a kick out of being overly stoic toward people he’s meeting for the first time and seeing how they react when rly deep down he loves a good time

  The Northcutts (Werecats)

 Alexander (Alex; CM Punk [this version]) – levi’s older brother. alex is a werecat, yes, as a northcutt, yes, but he’s also a demon (his dad was one). Ego the size of texas. Still exploring and discovering his sexuality, and isn’t completely comfortable with any labels, but he’s a lover of sex in general. So much so that he has 4 kids (he’s a single dad). there’s a good heart in there somewhere but he’s still a force of chaotic evil. Chaotic neutral on a good day. Chaotic good on a better one. But always chaotic

Levi (FC: Adam Levine) – alex’s younger brother. He’s the good brother. He’s not a demon, because he and alex have different dads. Lover of sushi (yes, because he’s a cat)

Grant (FC: Jake Gyllenhaal) – charlie’s older brother. He’s a really chilled out and laid back single dad of one, but his brother is a bad influence

Charles (Charlie; FC: Ryan Reynolds) – grant’s younger brother. Getting called Charles upsets him spiritually, please spare him the pain. One of the pettiest, dumbest, most extracurricular ocs. He’s an assassin and when jay (an oc I talk abt later) gets ready to give him his payouts (which can be huge lump sums of money, I’m telling you right now), he’ll tell jay he wants something stupid instead, like pocket lint or a finger nail clipping. Like, he doesn’t want any of the money, he’ll tell jay to donate it or give it to someone else or do whatever he wants with it, and just ask for a shoestring. It drives jay up the fucking wall

Jackson (Jax; FC: Chris Evans) – rebecca’s older brother. He’s in the same boat as alex with exploring his sexuality, figuring himself out. It’s summer, he’s got his hat on backwards, and he’s ready to fucking party. has dabbled in drugs and is a patron of the one night stand

Rebecca (FC: Megan Fox) – jax’s younger sister. bi. she used to be a party animal just like jax, until she had her first son. She’s cooled way down now, and she’s the mom everyone wants. She’s the mom that takes everyone to Disney and buys everyone souvenirs on a whim bc she just feels like it

Nadia (FC: Jessica Chastain) – tara’s older sister. mother of twins. Very loving, and the type of person you go to if you need life coaching.

Tara (FC: Amber Heard) – nadia’s younger sister. bi. she’s a mom with a very big, soft heart. Her instinct is to nurture everyone around her (not necessarily coach them like her sister does; just take care of them emotionally)

Anastasia (Annie; FC: Alicia Coppola) – alex’s and levi’s mom; bi, and the youngest sibling out of the matriarchs/patriarchs. Just like all the northcutt matriarchs and patriarchs, she’s a fun-loving parent. Teases her kids in as loving a way possible (like asking alex if he’s done slinging his junk around and impregnating the city)

Katrina (FC: Julianna Margulies) – charlie’s and grant’s mom; bi, and the oldest sibling out of the matriarchs/patriarchs. Very similar to annie, but her ambiance is different. If annie is a chill mom, katrina’s more of a cool mom.

Anthony (Ant; FC: Live Schreiber) – nadia’s and tara’s dad, and the second oldest of the matriarchs/patriarchs. Looks scary, but is actually only scary 49% of the time. Probably the most serious of the northcutt parents (which isn’t saying much, bc the whole family is doofy)

Logan (FC: Hugh Jackman) – jax’s and rebecca’s dad, and the second youngest of the matriarchs/patriarchs. Prankster and a jokester, and very close to annie

  The Assassins

 Aiden (FC: Richard Armitage) – eva’s fiancé and a lover of red wine. aiden was the start of a long line of assassins. He’s a father of one, with another on the way, with his fiancee. There’s some years old drama between him and ian, that ultimately ended in the death of his (aiden’s) daughter’s mother’s death, because of the assassination of the wrong person on ian’s part (it’s resulted in an inside joke about bad aim). He’s semi-retired now, in that he doesn’t go on missions himself much, but he still works with the company.

James (FC: Andrew Lincoln) – dani’s husband. aiden’s best friend. Father of two (one with dani, one from a previous marriage). Also semi-retired, in the same way as aiden. He’s got a big fucking mouth and almost everything he has is some type of joke or innuendo

Dominic (FC: Luke Evans) – jay’s older brother (half-brother, different dads). Pan. Loves to cook (entrees more than desserts), hopeless romantic, and a single father of one. Still takes assassin work often, usually sniping.

Ian (FC: Michael Fassbender) – mr. bad aim. Still carries a lot of guilt about what happened to aiden’s daughter’s mother (should he is up to viewer discretion), but he’s still very loving, and he’s been trying to make up for it for years (despite being told it’s a buried and forgiven issue). Doesn’t handle guns much on missions anymore; he’s more in charge of extraction now (whether that be via car, bus, motorcycle, heli, etc.)

Jacob (Jay; FC: Ian Bohen [usually this version]) – dominic’s younger brother (half-brother, different dads), and a father of two. Also loves to cook (desserts more than entrees), and used to work as an actual assassin, for a very short time, but stopped, because that part of the job wasn’t for him. Nowadays, he’s more like the accountant/money man in the company, giving everyone what they’re owed, determining how much, helping decide which jobs get what pay. The object of charlie’s endless torment

Liam (FC: Dan Stevens) – liam’s a werecat as well as an assassin, as WELL as a demon (on his mom’s side). he’s adopted (his adoptive parents and biological mom r mentioned later), which he found out relatively early in life, when his abilities started manifesting on accident. He was never mad about it, and didn’t take a particular interest in finding his real parents until recently (and luckily he’s found his mom; the deal with his dad hasn’t been completely settled yet). Sniper/generally most comfortable with guns as opposed to hand-to-hand. Zee’s frequent partner and mission husband (but not her real fiancé, even if they had a fling for a while). Gets clowned for eating baked beans for breakfast (especially by zee)

Danielle (Dani; FC: Danai Gurira) – james’s wife. A jack of all trades in the company, with her hand in accounting, assassinations, mission planning, and training. She thinks her husband is endearingly dumb (she doesn’t look down on him, she just knows he’s a dumbass), but she places a high value on how much he makes her laugh.

Evalyn (Eva; FC: Rutina Wesley) – aiden’s fiancée, and a doctor within the company. You could probably tell from her job she genuinely loves taking care of people, and enjoys the pressure. She can do surgeries and the like, but poison recognition and treatment (if possible) is her preferred practice.

  Werewolves

 Jonathan (Nate; CM Punk [this version]) – one of my first ocs, and honestly, a pure, good soul. He has a history of abuse (not from relationships like with zee; his abuse came from his father and his peers [I don’t mean school here, even though that’s true too]), and struggles a lot with depressive episodes, but he still has the biggest, warmest heart in the world. He knows forgiving isn’t for everyone, but it’s what makes him feel better, given some time and space. Christmas is his favorite holiday and he has a collection of santa hats that he makes his friends wear to get into the spirit. He’s still figuring out his own gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction, but he considers himself a bi ace often (he’s not sex repulsed and he’s had sex, but not often and it’s not important to him), and fluctuates between considering himself male and nonbinary (but he’s more comfortable with he/him pronouns in both cases)

David (FC: Ian Bohen [usually this version]) – cocky and full of himself and comes off as arrogant. He sort of is all of those things, sort of not. I’m just gonna say this honestly: thot. 5 kids, but all from the same mom. he’s not with her, not formally; they’re more like…….. kid partners? Mates? It’s a weird arrangement. But he a hoe

Ryan (FC: CM Punk [this version]) – one of nate’s past abusers. Repentant, very repentant, and nate’s forgiven him, but whether anyone else does (or should) is discretionary.

*Tom (FC: Tom Hiddleston) – (*name subject to change bc I don’t usually like fcs and ocs to have the same first name) the second of nate’s main abusers, alongside ryan. Has also repented and earned nate’s forgiveness, but again, whether anyone else can forgive him is discretionary.

  Demons and Fallen Angels

I’m gonna save some breath here: all the fallens are pansexual and panromantic, unless stated otherwise (god’s not included here)

 God (FC: Idris Elba) – okay, obviously god isn’t a fallen angel or a demon, but he’s still in this equation. Not much to say bc god is……… god.

Lucifer (Lucy; FC: Colin O’Donoghue) – yes, Thee lucifer, the fallen angel. Big ego, as you can imagine, and very, very bitter at god, not just for casting him out, but for keeping people he was close to before the fall from following him, including his girlfriend (and now wife) at the time, ariel. Extreme lover of red wine and makes his own in hell bc mortal wine isn’t strong enough or good enough for him. Father of twin daughters in the official sense, but has fathered literal devil spawns in the past So I Mean

Ariel (FC: Jennifer Morrison) – lucy’s wife and long time (millions/billions of years long) girlfriend. Did not follow lucifer in the fall, half because god convinced her not to, and half because she thought his betrayal of god was a betrayal of her, since it’d put their relationship at risk (whether she’s right or not is a matter of personal opinion). She’d visit lucy as an angel to talk to him, because she was upset that they were apart, but still missed him. Eventually, she made the decision to put her love for lucy over her angelhood and fell. She’s still an angel at heart, though.

Jonah (Ares; FC: Sean Maguire) – lucy’s best friend. Fell with him, and was his right hand man during the rebellion. He got his nickname from lucy, because he reminded him of the god of war. Despite lucy seeing them as equals (minus lucy being king, and ares not), ares has a tendency to refer to lucy as “my lord” and “king” (though he’s cut down recently). Honestly a workaholic, and loves being occupied (which in hell means a fair amount of soul torturing, but he also makes lucy’s wine)

Adam (FC: Josh Dallas) – another fallen angel. Didn’t fall with lucy, but fell well before ariel. If a frat boy were a fallen angel, they’d be adam.

Sabrina (FC: Rebecca Mader) – o shit bois, another fallen!!! Before lucy met/fell in love with ariel, sabrina was his main squeeze. she fell shortly after lucy and ares did, and she and lucy did some fooling around in the years before ariel fell. She and lucy are probably more alike than ariel and lucy as far as attitudes and mannerisms go (both of them are promiscuous [not a bad thing], sarcastic, and flirtatious), but doesn’t hold any (or much) ill will toward lucy or ariel.

Malachi (FC: Liam Garrigan) - yet another fallen!!! fell after lucifer, and stayed in hell, not causing trouble, for a little bit. then he started plotting to overthrow lucy, and eventually tried, by threatening to kill ariel if he didn’t give him the thrown. got punished with torture and stripped of the privileges being a fallen got him before. lucy’s pulled him out of punishment now tho. second chances and all that.

Paul (El Demonio, Victoria; CM Punk [this version]) – genderfluid/bigender (hence the two nicknames), and currently married to haedes with a daughter (biologically theirs) after some turbulent times of denial and teasing from both of them. Sarcastic and a little bit holier than thou (but so is haedes). Would lay down his life for any and all forms of red velvet.

Desmond (Haedes; Richard Armitage [mostly any version of RA with long(er) hair is Haedes]) – paul’s husband. A little arrogant, but not usually so much that you wanna punch him in the throat. Just about as arrogant as you’d expect a demon to be.

Joseph (Joe; FC: Joe Manganiello) – alex’s dad. Estranged from his son and alex’s mom both bc of the grimy shit he did. Not born a demon, and not possessed, but filled (literally, not figuratively) with demonic energy by a demon.

Athena (FC: Jill Wagner) – Liam’s biological mother (who he only met very recently; he does openly call her “mom”)

  Humans

 Violetta (Dee; FC: Ruth Negga) – calling her Violetta or Violet will probably get your shit pushed in so please leave her be. Bi. She has tulip o’hare’s accent (as opposed to ruth’s irish one), and part of a female biker “gang” (yes, she wears plenty of leather jackets). Loves teaching herself tinkering/handy type things, like taking apart and fixing computers, building computers, fixing cars, sewing, and fixing appliances. Really, she’ll pick up and learn just about anything if you give her the time.

Abaddon (Abby; FC: Jeffrey Dean Morgan) – no, not That Abaddon. Abby’s just a country boy with strong opinions on how peach cobbler should look, taste, and be served. Master griller. Father of two (co-custody).

Wade (FC: Wade Barrett/Stu Bennett) – my very first oc, so we’re talking like, 6 years. Which you think would mean I have a lot to say here, but I don’t!!!!!! his character’s been doing a lot of changing and evolving with my tastes and perceptions, with me trying to decide what’s too far and what’s not. and I might do an entire revamp. For now, I’ll leave it at: he has a really sketchy fucking past, but he’s doing better now.

Cassandra (Cassie; FC: Emma Thompson) – liam’s adoptive mother. A+ sense of humor. Jokes about liam and zee still being together.

Denton (FC: Hugh Laurie) – liam’s adoptive father. The more reserved between him and his wife, but he has an endearing dry/subtle humor that suits him.

Killian (FC: Matt Ryan [the welsh actor not the football player]) – I’d be lying if I said killian wasn’t very inspired by john Constantine lmao, bc he is. He is a demon hunter/exorcist/jack of all trades in the supernatural. He knows lucy, and lucy knows him, and there’s a petty war between them. Lucy isn’t killing him, killian isn’t actively trying to take down lucy, but they know each other exist, and killian brags to him about trapping and destroying all his demons.

[snorlaxlovesme]

2, 5, 12, 25 for the chaos walking asks♡

More read mores bc I don’t want to spoil people on my dash!!

2. Pick ONE dead character that you’d bring back to life.

I already answered this one in a previous ask with Davy as my choice, but since this is a SEPARATE post I suppose I could choose someone else. (Lord knows there’s a hell of a lot of people to choose from) I think this time I’m gonna go with Cillian! His death didn’t hit me too hard the first time I read the books back when I was 15, but during my three hundred rereads I’ve grown to appreciate Cillian more as a character and I’m really curious to see how he would act (and how TODD would act) if they were ever reunited. I think that since Todd was just a kid at the beginning of the book who was sick of his dad nagging him, we didn’t get to have a good look at what Cillian was  like when he wasn’t being abrasive to Todd. So I think it would be really cool to have him AND Ben come back into Todd’s life. Plus, Cillian has much more of a rebellious streak than Ben and I want to see him kick some ass in the war and tear Mayor Prentiss to shreds for manipulating his boy!!

5. Scene that made you cry the hardest?

PROBABLY Manchee, just because it caught me by surprise the most since innocent little me had heard nothing about these books and didn’t know how ruthless Patrick Ness could be to his characters lol. But Manchee is just one of the Big Three, since there was at LEAST one part that i sobbed in every book. In book 2 I was absolutely floored during the scene where Viola was being Asked and Todd was helpless on the other side of the glass. I was fully convinced that the Mayor would kill her and I was crying a lot. And then during the end of Monsters of Men i was straight up WEEPING, feeling actually literally sick at the thought of these two brave kids making it through all this crap to have Todd die of friendly fire. I still think I cried the hardest with Manchee bc I didn’t have any experience with CW death scenes yet, but Todd’s scene is a close contender.

12. How do you feel about Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley playing Todd and Viola?

SO SO SO conflicted. Like I really honestly DO understand why they needed to cast older actors. If these movies take off and we do get three/four of them, they’re going to take a LONG time to produce. Right now our tentative release date for the first movie is 2019, almost two years away. If they had cast actual 13 year olds to play these characters, then by the time the final movie came I they would definitely be in their 20s. Idk about you guys, but how I looked at 13 is RADICALLY different from how I look now as a 22 year old. Plus there’s the whole thing about having to have education provided for child actors and all the interferences with their parents etc etc. I get it. Child actors are impractical when you can cast someone who LOOKS young and will most likely stay looking young for a while (and make-up departments can play a hand erasing any significant aging that may occur).

But the bitter baby part of me still wants to pout. I can’t see Tom and Daisy being realistically cast as 13/14 year olds, so they odds of them aging up the characters is pretty high, which rubs me the wrong way since so much of the The Knife of Never Letting Go depends on their childhood innocence. I know that Tom can easily repeat the mantra “x days til i turn 15″ just as easily as he can for 13, but it will still bother me. I want so badly for audiences to understand the horrors of little boys being forced to murder someone at age 13 to Become a Man. That Todd and Viola both lost their families so QUICKLY when they were just little kids, and forced to go on the run for reasons they didn’t even understand. I want Todd to be the bratty 12-year-old he should rightfully be. But I know that I can’t get that and I have to move on.

As for Tom and Daisy specifically, I’m getting used to the idea of them being Todd and Viola. I haven’t seen Spiderman yet, but from what I’ve heard and from clips I’ve seen I think he’d do a good job with Todd. And I’ve seen The Force Awakens and know that Daisy is a hell of an actor too. She definitely has the tenacity and spirit that Viola deserves. And since both are such high profile actors at the moment I think they’ll draw in good crowds for the movies. BUT (gotta bring back those drawbacks!) since they’re both so busy with Star Wars/Spiderman, it’s clear they haven’t had time to really examine their roles yet. We’ve all probably seen the gifset of Tom saying that he still needs to read the book. I understand they’re busy with the popularity of their own movies so I definitely don’t fault them for not knowing much about Chaos Walking (it’s still relatively unknown after all) but I still wish we could have had actors who had more time to research their parts. If Tom can’t learn to pull off a hick accent in a month, my soul with wither 

(sorrry that answer was so long, gosh)

25. Who’s your favorite minor/underappreciated character and why?

WILFFFFFFFFFFFF

I’d trust Wilf with my life. That man is a saint and deserves a book of his own tbh. He’s so kind and so willing to put himself in danger to protect others and so REASONABLE amidst all the chaos in these books and he was a blessing to be included (especially since he initially wasn’t supposed to be an Important Character). I’m so so glad he never got injured or died because I really don’t think I would have been able to recover from that loss.

[luxurose]

92 truths

rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose however many people you want to tag!

I was tagged by: @louehangel who is rlly cute and who is apparently tryin to get me to expose myself 👀

long post so under the cut!

LAST…

[1] drink: water [2] phone call: my grandma haha [3] text message: my flatmates [4] song you listened to: “var” by sigur rós [5] time you cried: probs yesterday I cry all the time no shame

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: no [7] been cheated on: I don’t think so aha [8] kissed someone and regretted it: yes [9] lost someone special: yes [10] been depressed: yes [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: yeah a lot of times especially when I was about 16. I really didn’t know how to stop back then lmao

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] red [13] dark purple [14] lilac

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: [15] made new friends: yeah [16] fallen out of love: nope [17] laughed until you cried: yes [18] found out someone was talking about you: yes lol my flatmate but it wasn’t so bad [19] met someone who changed you: hmm no I don’t think so [20] found out who your true friends are: lmao no [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: yes actually smh

GENERAL: [22] how many of your tumblr friends do you know in real life: none ??? [23] do you have any pets: yes at my parent’s house, a cat and a dog who do Not get along [24] do you want to change your name: nope [25] what did you do for your last birthday: uh I stayed home alone all day watching fresh prince of belair, went out for a meal with family and drank nearly a whole bottle of wine, took my little sister for a cocktail, and then passed out in the car on the way home lmaooo a good birthday for me [26] what time did you wake up: ten because fridays are my lie in day [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: work I should’ve done weeks ago [28] name something you cannot wait for: to go home this afternoon [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: too long ago  [30] what is one thing you wish that you could change about your life: um I wish I was doing a different degree lol [31] what are you listening to right now: a beethoven playlist on spotify hah  [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes?? [33] something that is getting on your nerves: my flatmates :’) [35] elementary: I guess this means primary school which was good for me [36] high school: um not the best time in my life lol [37] college: I went to sixth form not college which was a Huge mistake and I should’ve left that school as soon as I got the chance lmao although I think this means uni in england which i’m at now which is .. not great either lol [38] hair colour: auburn becuase I dye it [39] long or short hair: hm mid length?? [40] do you have a crush on someone: what’s that [41] what do you like about yourself: my hands ?? is that weird lol [42] piercings: two in my ears, my nose, and I used to have a double helix but it was uncomfortable to sleep on so fuck that tbh [43] blood type: no idea honestly oops [44] nickname: don’t really have one?? some of my old high school friends call me by my last name [45] relationship status: uhh single [46] zodiac sign: gemini [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav tv show: hm right now i’m watching how to get away with murder bc I love viola davis idk about my fav I love too many [49] tattoos: not yet !!! [50] right or left handed: right

FIRST… [51] surgery: never had one [52] piercing: ears [53] best friend: hm the girl I used to live next door to probably or my little sister :’) [54] sport: I danced for 10 years like professional ballet but I had to give it up when I was 16 [55] vacation: I went to fuerteventura when I was about 5 and all I remember is getting a bee stuck in my eye and my grandma having to get it out hahahaha [56] pair of trainers: no idea wtf haha

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing [58] drinking: nothing [59] i’m about to: do a presentation about prism adaptation to my seminar group lmfao kill me [60] listening to: beethoven still [61] waiting for: my flatmate to get out of the shower [62] want: to go home [63] get married: not anytime soon lol [64] career: hahahahahahahaha

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs I guess [66] lips or eyes: eyes [67] shorter or taller: taller [68] older or younger: older probably hm [69] romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous [70] nice arms or nice stomach: wtf idk [71] sensitive or loud: loud to make up for how quiet I am [72] hook up or relationship: lol neither rn [73] troublemaker or hesitant: uhhh a bit of both I guess

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger: yes [75] drank hard liquor: yes [76] lost glasses/contact lenses: no [77] turned someone down: yes [78] sex on a first date: lmao [79] broken someone’s heart: apparently but we’re friends now haha [80] had your own heart broken: not romantically [81] been arrested: haaaaha [82] cried when someone died: yes [83] fallen for a friend: hahaha bye

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself: sometimes [85] miracles: not really [86] love at first sight: hm nope [87] santa claus: no :’) [88] kiss on the first date: yeah I guess [89] angels: no

OTHER… [90] current best friend: either a girl or a boy who’ve been my best friends since we were about 13 [91] eye colour: greeny blue too mary omg ;)) can you believe our eyes are ~larries [92] favourite movie: um too many but probably moulin rouge??

I tag @louieofc and @fireprooof if they feel like it bc they’re the ppl I see the most on my dash n they’re cute!!

[florafraser-blog]

OOC WEEK: this or that

RAPID FIRE:

Tea or coffee? tea. leaf juice over bean juice.

Stars or planets? planets. pluto is my girlfriend.

Sun or moon? moon. u can’t stare directly @ the sun, but u CAN stare directly @ the moon.

Black or white? black, like my Soul.

The zoo or the aquarium? aquarium!!!!!! lemme watch the fishes!!!!!!

Drama or comedy? drama drama drama drama

Thriller or adventure? thriller Always.

Short walks to the fridge or long walks on the beach? can i have a short walk on the beach?

Indoors or outdoors? both. both is nice, as long as there are no bugs in either environment.

Animals or plants? animals.

Time alone or time with others? listen, human beings exhaust me, but i also require constant attention.

Introvert or extrovert? introvert.

Silence or music? music.

Darkness or light? light, but like, only well lit light.

Cats or dogs? dogs.

Dancing or being the wallflower? dancing my lil toosh off.

Right or left? right.

Werewolves or vampires? i had a rly long ‘the vampire diaries’ phase ok. immortality fascinates me. vampires.

Dressing stylishly or dressing comfortably? as i’ve said to carlie before, my style is “cultivated messiness” aka i look like i put 0 effort in but in a cute way, but i actually put 0 effort in. so dressing comfy but in a stylish way!!!!!

Sunrise or sunset? sunset.

Lead or follow? a lil bit of both. sometimes, u gotta lead when nobody else is doing jack shit, but sometimes, u gotta keep ur mouth shut and follow so that other people are responsible for the Anarchy

Optimist or pessimist? lil bit of both. it’s hard 2 be optimistic when a tangerine is in charge of ur country.

Staying up late or waking up early? staying up late!

Speaking up or staying silent? speaking up always and forever.

White lies or brutal honesty? depends on what the situation calls for. as a rule, i like to be honest, but with the people i’m close with, sometimes that will do more harm than good, and sometimes, you just have to let people come to a conclusion on their own.

Ask for permission before doing the stupid thing or ask for forgiveness after doing the stupid thing? 100% ask for forgiveness after doing the stupid thing.

LONG FORM:

Pet peeves: ppl leaving the toilet seat up, ppl who walk slowly, ppl who eat tuna in public (that shit is STINKY), ppl who stand too close to u in line, ppl who don’t ask permission before they take something of urs or touch something of urs, ppl who sneeze into their hands

Bad habits: not eating enough fruits and vegetables or drinking enough water, spending too much $$ on useless crap, liking boys, not wearing my orthotics, not finishing my food, procrastinating on my work (GUESS WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT NOW), ignoring all of my problems in hopes that they’ll go away, not charging my devices.....ever....., never cleaning my glasses, undoing the hems on all of my clothes

Favourite scents (your amortentia!): peppermint, nail polish remover, freshly baked bread, lavender, dryer sheets, petrol

Favourite animal: ORCA!!!! WHALES!!!!!!

Favourite colour: green~

Favourite place to go (local or otherwise) (photos get bonus points): there’s a student run coffee shop on USC’s campus called “ground zero” and they have the best milkshakes known to man, but they also just in general have such good study vibes and writing vibes, so i spend like 98% of my time there.

Favourite meme: the evil kermit meme

Do you have any creative or artistic abilities? i goddamn hope so!!!!!!!! i would like to think i can write semi well, and that’s about it. i can’t draw or sing or paint, so writing is basically all i’ve got. i also feel like i have Some Aesthetic sensibilities, so i’d be somewhat ok at photography and cinematography, but i’m not actually that interested in the latter, just the former.

Talk about something that made you happy today, yesterday, this week: one of my best friends came w me to see the movie “lion” on monday. i’d already seen it, but i really wanted her to see it, and she got us FREE TICKETS at this beautiful theater in santa monica, and we went, and she loved it, and just seeing her enjoy this thing that i loved made me rly rly happy :’)

Talk about an experience that made you feel proud or confident: OK i bought overalls over christmas break, and let me tell u, i have never felt more confident than i feel in these overalls bc not only do i look Good, i look Gay, and today i put them on, and curled my hair, and i feel like the prettiest goddamn human being in existence :’)

Talk about something/someone that makes you feel relaxed: carlie!!!!!!!!!! this is gonna get sappy i’m trying 2 kill her when she wakes up!!!!!!! but talking to carlie alway makes me feel really calm and chill, even if we’re being super high key about something. and if something’s going Wrong, i know i can talk to her because she always has a Good Perspective that Soothes and Supports, and i love her very dearly :’))))))

Talk about something you’re yet to try for the first time but want to: this is dumb, but i’ve never done a face mask before??? i rly want to??? i want my Skin To Feel Soft And Nourished. i also want to dye my hair and become even more of an aesthetic hoe than i already am

Who are your role models and why: 1) david fincher, for just saying fuck u @ everything and doing whatever the hell he wants 2) viola davis, for her constant intelligence and perseverance and strength 3) shonda goddamn rhimes, for creating an empire 4) amy elliot dunne, for being a BAD ASS BITCH 5) peter paige, for continuing to bring nuanced queer stories to the screen, as an actor, as a writer, as a person 6) all of the friends in my life who are just.........amazing and complicated and driven and heartfelt who constantly give me a reason to want to be the best version of myself

Talk about something you want to do this year: i want to start flossing. flossing and i have never gotten along. but my dentist told me i was like THIS close to having perfect teeth, if only i flossed more, so i was like....u know what.....why not go the extra mile......this is my new year’s resolution, and it’s lame, but it’s Mine.