#i know she pegs

[cryoverkiltmilk]

big woman... fire... teef... red... horns... muscle... ink

some of you may be looking respectfully

i, for one, am looking like a whore

Karlach <3

[critter-of-habit]

Hear me out-

[qourmet]

my Headcanons for a Canon Couple that gets no Canon Exposition

[the-unconquered-queen]

The cast of Blades of Light and Shadow and their Perfect Match types

Ever since I did my Blades/Elementalists attunement crossover to mark the anniversary of the Blades series, I’ve known I wanted to do something like this to mark the wide release of book three, and I love me some Perfect Match and the types system, so what better way than by incorporating that into a piece?

So the match types you see here are based on what we’ve seen of these characters up to book two, so any character evolution they may undergo in book three is not accounted for. You might also notice that, when deciding each character’s type, I went off of the core four traits instead of the match name or description, unless I needed a tiebreaker.

Finally, MC’s type is pretty subjective, as I’m sure everyone has a different idea of what their MCs are like, so for the sake of this edit set, Raine’s type is based on which traits she displays most in canon.

So, are you swiping right?

[cryoverkiltmilk]

~<3

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Doing some pose practice with Miss Major Margret Houlihan, because I’ve been on a M*A*S*H kick

Plus Frank but who cares about him

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[incorrectlit]

Myshkin, after Nastasya Filippovna convinces herself yet again that she doesn’t deserve him:

[cryoverkiltmilk]

sticks and stones may break my bones,

[camgoloud]

award for most devil’s sacrament moment of the year goes without a doubt to this morning when my coworker (delivering presentation) (screen projected onto wall in front of me and god and everyone) opened a new tab in google chrome and in the number one spot among the collection of icons for frequently visited websites was. the ao3 logo

[forthevibe-w]

as usual with me, we have to take it slow the first time that i peg her.

despite her usual docility, she guides my strap to her hole. i'm sure she'd prefer if i did it, but i need help for the first time.

so she positions herself, then slowly lowers herself onto my strap. and she moans so loud, undoing herself before me, fucking herself on my dick. i will just watch with fascination, figuring out how to replicate what she likes. if she sounds so pretty now, i wonder what she'll sound like when i do it.

after a few moments, i will stop her. i'll grab her neck, or her hair, or even her waist, and tell her to stop. i'll remove myself from her hole, and flip us around, and pin her to the bed. i'll kiss her pretty lips and wait her her to beg for more. she's so desperate at this point, i doubt it'll take long, but i won't rush. i will touch her softly and bite her hard until i hear her ask for me to fuck her. if she rushes, i'll curl my lips into a smile, and whisper "be patient," until i'm ready.

this time, i'll fuck her myself. i will position myself over her aching hole and listen. when she begs, having tasted my strap but not truly been fucked by me, i will give her more than a taste. she said she likes it rough, so rough i will be. i'll slam into her with brute, unpracticed thrusts. i don't know how to be gentle, and would i even want to be? seeing her, i always want to take. this time, seeing her pleading beneath me, i want to fuck her at my will. i watched her do it, i know how she likes it, so this time, i'm letting her lie back and i am fucking her.

i'll watch her squirm beneath me, those huge eyes rolled back, helpless and consumed with pleasure. i'll listen to her pathetic noises moaned in sync with my rhythm, watching her hands go above her head without my action. i'll watch her become overwhelmed, crying, and incoherent. and then i'll watch her cum harder than she has in a long time.

and after she finishes, i want to hold her tight. i want to take her in my arms, and kiss her forehead, and make sure it wasn't too hard. i'll take off the strap and trace patterns into her skin while she comes down. i want to keep her there until the after tremors have faded and she's able to say more than "wow."

all this say, i want to fuck her, but we'll have to take it slow the first time. at least, slow at first. i'm sure i'll get used to it, but it'll take me a moment.

[youngpettyqueen]

there is something very sad about Peg just wanting to tell BJ about her day to day life, the mundane things in the house that need to be fixed and the funny things that happen to her, all things he would've enjoyed hearing about or would've handled with her if he'd been there, and having absolutely no idea what effect these letters actually have on him

[letshearitforthebabyboy]

Wait a second- if Gwen pegged Peter and he liked it- does that mean when MJ and Pete got together she pegged him too?

yes.

[hiya-im-mary]

IVY MOUSE REDESIGN!!!!

Elsagate has moved on to video games now so I’m using her now fuehehehehe!!!!!!!

I think she would work good in House Of Mouse!! Also there's no Mortimerised version of Minnie,so…she'll fit in perfectly!!!!!

Alsoooo…I ship her with Pete. I REGRET NOTHING!!! SCREW CYNICISM!!!!! SCREW SARCASM!! WOOOOO!!!!!! *Crashes into wall and explodes into glitter*

Also comparison with her OG version!!

I hope I did her justice!!!

[hauntingofhouses]

every time "taigen getting pegged" comes up in the taimizu server i'm just like "i support yall but it's now time for me to leave. all the best to you 🫡🫡🫡"

[remyfire]

At 8:30pm in Mill Valley, Peg suddenly had a horrifying premonition.

[dykebeckett]

gallifrey dragon age au- [i am humanely euthanized for the good of society]