#i know it's summer bc I get So so sleepy after eating dinner and have to take a silly little nap (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

[kuromi-hoemie]

wtf i wish i could model for/with other creatives, this motivated me to Get Up and finish what i was working on earlier 😤 good morning (10:47pm)

[romanarose]

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💖

How are the couples in the Leather and Lace universe celebrating? (or are they celebrating at all???)

Sorry this is so late! I hope you had a great day! Forgive my typing my laptop took a shit on me on v day so Im typing on an unfamiliar one lol

Warms my heart people still care about this universe!!!!

I have Leather and Lace Valentine’s Day special from last year!

As for the whole gang, let’s see….

This will be a brief sneak peek into the future, as canonically the universe is at abouuuttt June/julyish? There’s some creative liberty there😂

Previous day there was no Lore, and I think everyone wants lore ♥️ and by the time next v day comes, there will be no Alice and Ben will be happy with Cam so, welcome to the LaL universe Cameron!!

Mentions of addiction bulimia abuse smut

Santi and Laci

All the cutesy. Santi knows Lacina is a lover of cheesy romance so last year it was dinner. However now they have a baby. Doesn’t mean romance is dead however! After their strain over the summer Santi refuses to let Laci feel less than, esp after giving birth to Leto.

Leto is a few months old, I think approaching 6 months, and Laci has just started back at work. When she comes home, Santi has the whole dinner set up with candles and lights. Laci feels bad when she has to pause dinner to feed Leto but Santi thinks there’s nothing more beautiful than his wife breastfeeding his son. His heart is so full and happy, he couldn’t imagine a better day, even as he burps the tiny baby.

Of course, Laci isn't going to forget him either. Laci buys him the first bouquet of flowers he's gotten outside of his mom and Fatima's deaths. And, ofc, bc it's them, they make love that night. Laci is tired but they do their fav none intercourse activity and do hand stuff while making out. It always feels intimate and close.

Frankie and Jana

Just because they've been together more or less 15 years, doesn't mean Jana isn't slacking on making sure Frankie, and year and a half clear despite the stress of two children, feels loved. He's so good to her, going above and beyond during her pregnancy, finishing her doctorate, and handling both a newborn and a 3 year old. Jana was not the type of woman to congratulate a man on doing basic parenting, but christ he was amazing. Both were still on maternity leave, little Max being maybe 2 months old? Ish? Frankie would be going back to work part time soon just to keep a schedule, but would largely be a stay at home dad. She knew it wasn't easy and wanted to make sure he was so, so loved. So, under the guise of feeding Max, Jana sneaks out of the room and gets working on breakfast.

"Hi mommy, are you making me pancakes?" A sleepy Rosie toddled out in her doc McStuffins PJ's"

"Lo siento mija, did I wake you?"

"No." Rosie shook her head. Quería saludar a Max pero estaba durmiendo."

"Ah, I see. Would you like to help me cook for daddy?"

Rosie excitedly said yes, and after little bit they brought Frankie breakfast in bed. His eyes woke with a start, still protective of Jana even though she was past the 6 weeks of a c-section recovery.

"Baby, what are you-" he started to stand but as instructed Rosie ran up and pinned him down. Rosie explained the food they made while Jana got a crying Max. When all four were settled into bed, they eat together, Frankie feeding Jana as she breastfed Max. And don't you worry, once Max and Rose were down for a nap, Frankie gave Jana her Valentines Day gift. about 6 or 7 of them.

Will and Lorelei

Lore and Will had no issues giving Chloe away for a few hours.

Make no mistake, they adored their daughter, Lore loving to watch Chloe learn knew things about the world around her and Will was so wonderful when he played with her. Chloe would never have to wonder her worth the way Lorelei and Will did, they'd protect her the best they could from what they and their friends had endured.

No they loved Chloe Sen. However, they were comfortable taking time off. Lorelei had given birth in late July, and had a speedy recovery, making a mile run two weeks postpartum. This was not because of her eating issues (okay maybe baby weight was a small factor but she was working on it, okay?) more importantly, she needed to be ready to help run the farm for harvest season. Mrs. Miller would be watching Chloe Sen tonight for a few hours while Will took Lore out to dinner just as she had over harvest.

Lorelei had never been somewhere so fancy. She was dressed up in a dress Will said was "fit to attend the Oscar's with James Dean" never mind Dean's Oscar win was posthumous, but the compliment felt nice. Lorelei loved the traditional schtick, even if she told him she didn't need anything, that having a family was enough. Will, of course, would never let that slide. He also bought her jewelry, and he was the first man who didn't fumble that bag, getting her a classy tennis bracelet that matched her silvery dress. Lorelei's red dress was not fitting right with her breastfeeding boobs, and once thing about Lorelei Yen Giang, she did not where pink.

Lorelei's gift surprised Will. Not that Lorelei couldn't be sweet or tender; Lorelei always showed Will her love in her own love language, but gift giving was not one. She gives him a framed picture, something Laci had snapped at the beach day last summer. Lorelei wasn't showing in her swimsuit yet, Will had his shirt on. Despite the tension of those early months, Lorelei had forgotten how much she and Will still had fun. They were sitting on beach towels, Lorelei's head thrown back laughing, black hair cascading down. Will was grinning ear to ear.

"I love it, Lore..." Will says, smiling brightly.

If Lorelei didn't have make up on, she'd be blushing.

"I love you, William. I know there were so many reservations from my side early on but all these months later, you prove me wrong every single day. You are exactly the kind of man I saw you as, no tricks, no games."

Will kissed her tenderly. "And you, princess, blow me away every single day."

There was no sex that night, Chloe not having fallen asleep for her grandma nor a few hours after, keeping them both up. But Lorelei feel asleep with her loving boyfriends arms around her, and that was enough.

Benny and Cameron.

It was all so new. Being the off season, Ben and Cam were somewhere in Arizona, fucking the entire day away in Cam's van. Ben was still worried about the other ball dropping, for something in Cam to switch. For him to leave again or for him to hurt him like Alice. Things weren't easy peasy; Ben was still relapsing on bulimia and drinking, but the recovery periods were getting longer and Cam was always quick to assure him relapse is a normal part of recovery. Frankie quit coke cold turkey, but that's because he had a scare. it'd take Ben some time, but Cam would be there every step.

As soon as Cam woke after a long nap to Ben in the kitchenette, listening to him clanging around trying to cook he knew Ben was having a bad day. When he opened the curtain to find the living space/kitchen a massive mess, with food everywhere in Ben's attempt at cooking and a table set up of half-made crafts, he knew it was Ben's ADHD. He was trying to get Ben to warm up to the idea of trying meds again, but once step at a time.

"Baby?" Cam called, and Ben wiped around, eyes wide as he began sputtering.

"I'm sorry! Im sorry I was trying to make breakfast and also this craft I saw on printers and also this other one then the bacon was burning and-"

"Baby, can I hold you?"

Ben blinked at him, looking nervous. He wasn't used to people asking if they could touch him. "Oh. Um... no I don't think so."

Cam smiled, happy Ben felt comfortable enough, trusted him enough to communicate. "Thank you for telling me. Benny, does this have something to do with Valentine's Day?"

He hesitated but admitted yes. "I love you so goddamn much Cam and we've been on the road so I haven't hardly been aware the month let alone the year... Then all of a sudden I wake up and its the 14th and you've been just... just the fucking best. I don't want you to feel like I don't appreciate you..."

Cameron listened until he was sure Ben was done. "Would it help if we just... pretended today was another day? I swear, just you being here..."

"No! Cam let me do something nice for you."

"Something nice for me," He started slowly. "Is you being nice to yourself. Listen, my birthday is coming up, if you really want to, not saying you have to, but if you really want to you can go all out that day. But what I really, really want..." He reached out his hands, which Ben took. "Is to eat this burnt bacon, tape this half-made craft to my wall, and then get back into bed with the love of me life that I thought I'd never get to hold again. What do you think."

Ben paused, allowing himself to absorb Cam's words. Cam din't want anything from him outside of his love, fidelity, and company. He didn't want ben's money, didn't want him to change or hide self, and although they certainly had fantastic sex, if Ben wasn't feeling it he could say no, but Cam usually picked up on it before hand.

"Okay, yeah, that sounds good..."

"Good." Cam smiled and reached behind Ben. "I like my bacon extra crispy."

*******

Happy v day!!!!

tagging a few peeps who still interact with the all universe

@my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction @missdictatorme @ivystoryweaver @pimosworld @miraclesabound @poeedameronn@itspdameronthings @whatthefishh

[lucifers-favorite-pen]

How The Obey Me Brothers Would Do in a “The Forest” AU

Fandom: Obey me

Pairings: None

Warnings: Swearing, idiocy, mild gore

The Forest was just released for the new Oculus headset, and Levi could NOT pass up this opportunity. However, it’s just his luck he got his hands on a cursed copy of the game, and ended up sucking the House of Lamentation into the game! Here’s how our favorite boys faired in the universe of “The Forest”

Lucifer:

Is pissed.

Bitches about it heavily

Is irritated that he has to find and wrangle a digital son now as well as his siblings. 

Would definitely help everyone else build a little shelter before nightfall, but would be grumbling about how much work he has to do at home and how far behind this would put him. 

Doesn’t let MC lift a finger and is 100% a mother hen the whole time. 

Seems inconvenienced by the whole cannibal thing, until he realizes magic doesn’t exist here and he has to use his melee fighting skills to kill them. Skills that are a little rusty...

Teams up with Beel to be the camp dads and take care of everyone

Super paranoid about the stability of the walls and the house at the beginning

Dies from eating a poisonous berry. He didn’t know he could be affected by poison in this game.

Over all, does his best to keep everyone alive, and feels really bad when someone dies. 

No longer feels bad when he learns that the worst thing that happens is you lose all your stuff and you respawn. 

A solid 7/10 job. Probably dies a few times due to someone else being an idiot, but is a pretty good survivalist when push comes to shove. 

Mammon:

Is also pissed

He was in the middle of counting the grimm from his latest modeling gig when he was sucked into the game.

Bitches and moans with/at Lucifer, but tries to build and maintain a shelter.

Who’s Timmy?

I don’t think crows exist in the game, but seagulls do and they all land on his fingers and he makes friends with them.

Is very upset when one of his brothers kills a bird for food or to simply carry around its head as a trophy. 

Sees cannibals and tries to trade with them with the grimm he has in his pockets.

Dies on sight.

Now when he sees or hears cannibals he screams and cowers behind MC 

When they go away or the screaming stops, he stands up straight and dusts off his jacket “Psh, I wasn’t afraid! I was trying to comfort you from behind! YOU were the one afraid”

After a while in the game, he gets his shit together and honestly kinda kills it. 

This is the avatar of greed, you know he is going to gather and horde so many valuable resources and then guard them with his life. 

“Mammon I’m hurt please stop hissing at me and let me have the medicine bottle”

*hiss* “You can have ONE pill and ONE pill only”

Over all, the definition of “They had us in the first half ngl”

8/10 for managing the group’s food and resource stores so well and only dying a fuck ton of times. 

Levi

...oops?

Feels quite guilty, but is also secretly pumped to immerse himself in the game.

Was extremely skilled at this game IRL and tries to explain how it works to everyone else, but they’re all so pissed and no one’s listening.

“That’s fine, who would want to listen to a yucky otaku like me anyway!” 

Magic doesn’t exist here, but that doesn’t stop Levi from yeeting himself into the ocean and turning into a giant sea monster while his brothers complete the game. 

They don’t want his help? They don’t want to know that the cannibals can’t swim and that they’ll be safer if they build a boat and live in a boathouse on the water? Fine. Then Perish <3

That goes for Timmy too, fuck that kid. 

Doesn’t want MC to suffer tho, so he’ll kill a few sharks and throw them up over the wall with his tail. (I’m assuming that if the game is released for Oculus Rift that they will get their shit together and also make sharks edible)

Is having a grand time taking over the ocean. 

Will sometimes go to shore to visit MC. Everyone is confused as to where he has been and how he is thriving. He just smiles and jumps back in the water.

10/10 strats. Never once dies. Tells everyone what they were doing wrong and how they could have had it easier when they beat the game and are back IRL out of spite.

Satan

Angy

Is throwing things in their spots while building the shelter, but is still helping

Spawns in with the book he was reading in his hand.

That book is eventually stolen from his grasp in the night and used as kindling for the fire.

Lucifer explains that if he didn’t steal his book they all would have died. 

Satan does not give a fuck

“Use the kid’s stupid fucking drawings you dipshit!”

“I can’t they’re story items!”

Goes on a rampage and kills so many deer, effectively feeding the group for a week.  

Sees the cannibals for the first time and thinks “same” 

Pretty good fighter and pretty resourceful when it comes to making armor and weapons. 

Outfits MC with the all of his prototypes and tells them to go run at a tree

“How do you feel, MC?”

“Like I ran at a tree with a deer skin on my chest”

“Interesting”

Very upset at the whole no magic thing, but will work with it.

Over all, 7/10 job. Dies a couple times from cannibals and the other monsters, but makes it to the end.

Asmo

Oh dear. 

Oh dear this sweet summer child. 

“Why are we looking for this child when he’s so ugly?”

Is distraught and so very upset this is happening to him. Cries variations of “woe is me” for the first five hours of game play

Does not help build a shelter

Does not help gather food and resources

Does not help period. Only whines. 

Sees cannibals sprinting and jumping towards the shelter and pushes Lucifer in front of him

“Take him! I’m too pretty to die!”

“HEY!”

What follows after the first three days is a slow decent into madness. 

Ends up butt ass naked for the majority of the game because the clothes he spawned in with were ripped to shreds and “No animal skin clothing in this world is good enough to adorn my perfect body”

Starts speaking to the animals and becomes friends with all of them like a Disney Princess. 

The animals come to his aid when he lets out a specific shriek that calls them to his side.

Spends his time weaving flower crowns for MC, his brothers, and his animal friends. 

Everyone knows he’s snapped when Beel brings back the dead body of a cannibal and Asmo dips his dirty little finger into an open wound and wipes the blood on his lips. 

“I just love this shade! Don’t you?” 

5/10 job. Dies multiple times from trying to befriend hostile animals, but also has an army of woodland creatures at his disposal by the end of the game.

Beel

Bro you know this mans is about to make this game his bitch

Spawns in with a cheeseburger.

Eats the cheeseburger.

“I have a son?”

“I HAVE A SON :D”

“Where is my son?”

Honestly the thought of Beel in this game is so sexy like I’m simping so hard rn 

Grab your water skins and buckle up bc it’s about to get thirsty up in here y’all

A shirt? Beel doesn’t know what those are anymore

He crafts one of those shoulder harnesses out of hide and bone and sticks a bone shiv thing on the forearm 

Don’t mess with this demon when his dinner and his family is on the line.

Is not afraid of anything except the death of his loved ones.

Cannibals? Nah, dinner.

Other monsters? Nah, dinner. 

Full shirtless lumberjack mode with Lucifer, and later Mammon, when cutting down trees in the forest. MC is drooling. 

Definitely makes a game out of how many trees they can all chop down before giving up.

Plays knuckle bones with Belphie and MC using real knuckle bones. 

Doesn’t want to share his food with the others but will if they didn’t get anything to eat that day. 

Chef Beel. That’s it that’s the post. 

10/10 job. Only dies once throwing his body over Belphie’s sleeping one to save him. 

Get’s annoyed when he finds out Belphie was fake sleeping

Very sexy. Would watch. 

Belphie

Nah dude no thanks 

Alexa play “Wake Me Up When September Ends”

Alexa play “Billie Jean”

“And the kid is not my son”

Get’s so fucking pissed when he finds out he can’t sleep without everyone else deciding to sleep too so he just lays down with his eyes closed and hopes for the best.

Doesn’t help with anything unless someone asks him to

Even then he’ll roll his eyes like brat and slowly do it

An actual sloth

No like he clings to MC and Beel like a sleepy sloth 100% of the time

He can’t find any cows and is sad so he settles for the local deer instead. 

Fake sleeps through most of the whole thing, paying monster and cannibals alike absolutely no mind. Beel will take care of it.

Freaks the fuck out when Beel dies on top of him and goes into a rage and kills everything in sight. 

Very sweet reunion when he realizes that they just respawn.

No longer pays death any mind and continues fake sleeping. 

0/10. Virtually useless. 

Masterpost

[dolphin-enthusiast]

hello there buttercup!! 🌟💝☀ it's lovely to see you again this night, morgy dear! i hope today was much better for you than yesterday, you do only deserve nice and pleasant days after all dolcezza 💞💞 (1/12?)

"in all seriousness, i'm sorry to hear that yesterday was so terrible for you my darling, but the hard part is over, you got through it! its hard when things get overwhelming, but please remember that it's okay to take a step back and get through it one day at a time!! make sure to do some things that you find relaxing/enjoyable, and if you do need/want a little cheering up at any time, don't be shy to let me know!! i have a lot of tricks up my sleeve hehe 💓 (2/12)

and oh my, you like cheesecake too dear?? ahhh it's one of my favorite classic desserts!! my favorite kinds are strawberry, key lime, and this special family recipe of mine,, it's a limoncello cheesecake with a touch of strawberry compote, it's especially refreshing during the summer! oh goodness, i'll have to make it for you sometime, i bet you'd love it! ✨ (3/12?)

ah, and the accident?? i actually don't mind talking about it since it was so many years ago, i've worked through it enough,, so i can tell you! a warning though: it is pretty brutal, so for those who are easily triggered, please scroll past for your well-being! (4/12)

it happened the weekend after one of my annual finale ballet recitals, which was strange timing indeed,, my mamma and i were driving down a highway to go home from an appointment, when a car behind us suddenly swerved and hit us from the left side, towards the back,, unfortunately i took most of the impact, but thankfully my mom wasn't too injured, just in shock (5/12)

i don't remember much except flashing lights from the police cars and people yelling, but a few minutes later i found myself being carried and placed into the back of a truck,, apparently a good samaritan wanted to help drive us to the hospital since it would take too long for the ambulance to arrive, i fell asleep and woke up in the ER (6/12)

and thank god, i didn't have any life-threatening injuries or any broken bones, just a very sprained ankle, a concussion, and cuts/bruises from glass shards,, i only stayed for a night and then we both left quickly,, what caused me to sadly stop ballet and skating wasn't the injuries themselves as much as it was the aftermath (7/12)

i found myself having a very painful time when trying to execute different moves and my endurance took a severe hit,, we soon determined that continuing such high-intensity sports in this state would be detrimental to my body,, (8/12)

it was truly crushing since being a prima donna was little me's biggest dream, but not everything works out,, i've greatly recovered over the years, but it's still difficult to do certain things because of the after-effects, so for now i'll just continue dancing and just watch figure skating and ballet from the sidelines! (9/12, i had to go on anon since i hit the limit 😅)

anyway, aside from the sad stuff, today was quite relaxing for once!! i actually ate a nice breakfast today, and i ended up spending my morning lounging around and playing minecraft, which was nice 🌸after cooking dinner for my family, i went to check on the bunnies again, and today they got themselves into a sticky situation hehehe 💫 there's a section of the garden that's fenced off, where different types of hot peppers grow,, (10/12)

they're not allowed in there since the pepper plant leaves are extremely spicy and not good for them to eat,, but somehow, they were able to jump the high fence and get inside!! the poor little bunbuns were trapped and couldn't find a way out... so i had to lure them close with vegetables and pick them up (which took all of 10 minutes) they're little troublemakers, but i guess they make up for it with cuteness 🌺 (11/12)

boh,, i seem to be getting sleepy now, maybe that's why a headache came on all of a sudden! well, i guess i'll take my leave for the night!! sleep well amore, i'll be thinking of you 💘- love from the moon and back, waifu xoxo 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗ps: rollerblading hm?? ooh, maybe you could teach me~ 😘 (12/12)"

Let me start off by saying that ur so lucky u made it out without any severe injuries like....ur life really sounds like a movie bc wtf🤡🤡 u went thru some real shit yet here u are snatchin wigs and acting like an angel, we all dont deserve u fjdhdjd like honestly thats so fucked?? Imagine loving to do smth only to not be able to do it anymore and ur dreams being shattered bc of smth like an accident that was someone else's fault happenin...its a damn shame and i hope maybe someday u will be able to pick up on ballet or ice skating again and i'll be personally looking for the one who did this

On another note, im glad u relaxed again bruh shhchd i also a d o r e cheesecake and its one of my fav desserts, i acc really love the strawberries, blackberries and raspberries ones the most (although lemon ones arent bad either and i once tried an orange one which was g o o d) 😩😩 thank u as always for whising me the za best also, unfoetinately today my volleyball practice was canceled due to cases increasing again and the coach said they'll resume in the following weeks so 🗿🗿🗿🗿

AnYwAYs u lookin our for the bunnies is still the cutest most disney princess thing ever and im all for it👁️ also i def will have to teach u rollerblading fjshhss ppl say its the same as ice skating but i beg to differ....while i can rollerblade like a pro i cant ice skate to save my own ass s o-

[bing-fucker]

Chase brings his kids fishing bc that's a Dad Thing to do and imagine his surprise when he accidentally reels in a whole ass merman with a bright green tail and hair. Didn't know they lived in lakes, but this one sure does. (His ex-wife thinks the kids are just making up a story when she goes to pick them up and meets Chase's new boyfriend with bright green hair)

I've never had a dad so I honestly assumed dads taking their kids fishing was just a thing in TV shows, but I'm gonna trust you on this, kitten-

Grayson is the canon name of his younger son, while Trey is said (by the wiki) to maybe be the name of Chase's older son. Trey is eight, Grayson is five. Also I adore that Chase canonically calls his kids "sweetie" and so now he has a million and one sweet nicknames for his kids and you all can suffer-

Warnings: Fishing accidents, mentions of blood, light monster fucking, merman anatomy that I made up on the fly. As always, ask me to add any necessary warnings!

Chase was always grateful to get to spend time with his kids. Being away from them was one of the hardest things Chase had ever had to deal with. But luckily, it was summer break and Stacy was feeling generous. Chase had a whole two weeks with the kids before he had to give them back, and they were just as excited as Chase was. So Chase did exactly what he'd always wanted to do with his own dad- he rented a cabin out in the countryside by a lake, and he brought the kids.

They'd been there for three days and, for being raised by their spoil-prone mother (it was adorable, really. Stacy loved spoiling the boys in the best ways), Grayson and Trey were beyond overjoyed about the cabin. The presence of wifi probably helped that, but Chase liked to think that it was because they took after him and his wilderness exploring ways.

Breakfast went (mostly) beautifully, even though it was about two hours earlier than the boys were used to getting up. But Chase was determined. If they wanted to get good enough fish to be able to have them for dinner, they needed to start early! So Chase and the boys were up, dressed, lunches packed, and in the boat by six AM. Grayson was more sleepy than Trey was, but that was understandable since he was only five. Chase smiled softly as Grayson leaned sleepily against him. Grayson had been too sleepy to eat, so Chase had packed an egg sandwich for the little boy for when he got hungry soon.

"Daddy!" Trey exclaimed, looking over his shoulder at Chase. "Daddy, daddy, something's pulling!" Chase smiled and set his fishing pole to the side, carefully shifting Grayson to make the little one sit up properly.

"Okay, little bear," Chase said, crouching behind Trey and guiding his hands on the reel. "Remember, you have to reel for a bit, then give it some slack. Can you do that?"

"I got it, daddy!" Trey declared proudly, dancing in place as he reeled in a surprisingly big trout. "Whoa! Daddy look!"

"Whoa!" Chase gasped, looking at the fish and pulling Trey into a hug. "That's incredible, bud!" Trey giggled and snuggled into Chase's chest, giggling more as Grayson sleepily tried to join the hug.

"Daddy, how do we get the fishy off the hook?" Grayson asked sleepily.

"Well," Chase said, setting the boys to the side and carefully gripping the rod between his knees. "Trey has done really good in that the fishy has the hook in his lip, see?"

"How is that good, daddy?" Grayson asked, more alert now as he watched Chase's hands.

"Well, the fishy isn't that hurt yet," Chase explained, carefully removing the hook and setting the fish into the cooler he brought. "See, that way he stays alive until we need him!"

"Can we let him go, daddy?" Trey asked, looking at the trout. "I think he's cute. I don't wanna eat him!"

"I don't wanna eat him either!" Grayson protested, looking at Chase with the biggest puppy dog eyes alongside his brother. It really was incredible how the boys managed to look so much like their mother with dark skin and curly hair and big, bright blue eyes.

"You two, I swear," Chase laughed, shaking his head fondly. "Okay, my sweetie-pies. We can let him go." Chase kissed both of their foreheads before carefully lifting the fish out of the cooler and threw it back into the water.

And that was that for the next six hours. Chase and the boys didn't catch another thing, and Chase had pretty much given up. The boys were currently playing in the water with all fishing hooks safely in the boat so they didn't risk getting hurt. They were having fun, luckily, and didn't seem to mind that Chase had dragged them out early for seemingly nothing.

"Daddy!" Trey called, swimming back to the boat slow enough that he didn't lose Grayson. Chase grinned and lifted both boys into the boat once they were close enough, wrapping their towels around them.

"Daddy, we're hungry," Grayson declared, sitting next to Trey.

"Really? You are?" Chase replied, pulling out the lunches he packed for the boys. "Then it is a very good thing I packed these, hm?"

"I want peanut butter and jelly!" Trey said, bouncing in his seat. "With potato crisps in it!"

"Well, you can certainly put your crisps in it," Chase said, handing Trey his back. "I didn't want them to get soggy!" It wasn't true peanut butter. Since Stacy found Grayson's allergy a few years back, all tree nut products had been eliminated from both Brody households with a vengeance. Instead, it was sunflower seed butter. But Trey liked to call it peanut butter anyway.

"Roast beast!" Grayson cheered, reaching for his back.

"Roast beef," Chase corrected patiently. Chase was pretty sure Grayson picked up calling it roast beast from The Grinch. He didn't mind it, but Stacy said the other moms at Grayson's school could be vicious, so correcting him it was.

"Roast beef," Grayson repeated, joining his brother in slowly and neatly arranging his lunch on his lap. Chase shook his head fondly, watching his boys for a minute before grabbing his fishing pole and preparing it quickly before casting.

"Daddy, we saw something in the water," Trey said, trading one of his potato crisps for one of Grayson's barbecue ones.

"Did you?" Chase asked, looking back at the boys as he waited for something catch.

"Mhm!" Trey hummed. "It was pretty and shiny!"

"Yeah? What color was it?" Chase asked, grunting softly as something pulled on his pole strong.

"Green!" Trey replied. "It was bright green and blue and super shiny! Was it a fishy?"

"Well, it might've been," Chase grunted, pulling on the pole strongly. "But most fish around these parts aren't very brightly colored."

"It was a mermaid!" Grayson declared.

"No way! Mermaids live in the ocean!" Trey replied.

"Nuh-uh! They just live underwater! They can live in lakes!"

"No they can't!"

"It was a mermaid!"

"It wasn't!"

"It was a mermaid!"

Chase yelped as he suddenly pulled out something large and glittering bright green and blue. Chase yelped again when he fell back against the boat as it landed on his chest, looking down at him. It was... a man. With bright green hair and bright blue eyes and pale, powder blue skin as he looked down at Chase. Large gills slit his sides and his skin faded into glittering blue and green scales at his waist.

"Actually, boys," Chase said, laughing weakly. "I think it's a merman."

"Whoa!" Trey and Grayson exclaimed in unison.

"You hooked me!" The merman exclaimed, lifting his tail and showing off a large tear in his fin, dark red with blood.

"Oh, shi- shoot!" Chase replied squirming a bit to get out from under the merman. "Uh. I-I have a first aid kit with sewing stuff at the house, is it- can I- is it okay to take you there?"

"I suppose," the merman replied, glaring at Chase skeptically. Chase nodded and carefully helped the merman shift so he was fully in the boat.

"Uh. I-it's kinda lucky that the hook went full-way through, so we don't have to pull it out," Chase said awkwardly, taking the hook off the line and putting it in his tackle box before starting the boat up again and turning it towards the cabin.

The boat ride was surprisingly pleasant, given that the merman was probably still mad at Chase. Trey and Grayson were ecstatically curious, and the merman answered all their questions patiently. Chase gratefully docked the boat and tied it off.

"Boys, run ahead and fill the big bathtub in the master bathroom with water," he said. Trey and Grayson nodded and took off running for the nearby cabin. Chase carefully put one foot in the boat and kept the other on the dock, carefully lifting the merman up bridal style.

"Thank you," The merman said, looping his arms around Chase's shoulders and blushing faintly. Chase blushed as well, getting out of the boat and holding the merman close.

"I-I'm really sorry I hooked you," Chase said quietly.

"It's okay," the merman said. "I know it was an accident. I'm Jack."

"Nice to meet you, Jack, I'm Chase," Chase said, carrying the merman up to the cabin. "My boys are Trey and Grayson. Trey is the older one, he's eight. Grayson is younger at five."

"They're beautiful," Jack replied, smiling softly. "You and your wife must be very proud."

"Ex-wife," Chase corrected. "But we are very proud, yeah. They're brilliant boys." Chase carefully carried Jack through the cabin and up to the bathtub in the master bedroom.

"Here we go," Chase said, carefully setting Jack in the tub. "I'll be right back." He left to the kitchen to get the first aid kit.

"Daddy, he's pretty," Grayson said when he saw Chase. The boys were both on the floor, trying to clean up the water and blood Jack had dripped.

"He's very pretty, yes," Chase agreed absentmindedly.

"Are you gonna marry him now?" Trey asked.

Chase looked up so quickly he hit his head on the door of the cabinet. "What!?"

"In the fairytales, the fisherman always marries the mermaid! Or the prince does! And you're a king, so you have to!"

"Wha- I am not a king," Chase said for lack of a better reply.

"But mommy says we're her little princes, so that means you're a king!"

"But he's a merman, not a mermaid! So he can't marry daddy!" Grayson replied.

"Yes, he can, stupid!"

"Trey, don't call your brother stupid!"

"But you said that the mermaid has to marry the fisherman and prince!"

"But two boys can get married, so a merman can still marry the fisherman and prince!"

"Boys, stop! I'm not gonna marry Jack!" Chase exclaimed, face burning as he stomped back to the bathroom. Trey and Grayson both shrugged and turned back to their task.

"So. Marriage?" Jack asked, quirking an eyebrow at Chase when he entered the bathroom. Chase blushed more and sat down next to Jack's tail, carefully getting to work sewing it up.

"They read a lot of fairytales," Chase said sheepishly.

"It's adorable," Jack said, laughing and fluttering his eyelashes at Chase.

Chase blushed and looked back at Jack's tail. The rest of the time was silent and Chase practically ran from the room when he was finished.

For the next three days, Chase and the boys fell into a sort of routine with Jack. They brought him three meals a day, occasionally sat and talked with him, and otherwise went about their adventures by the lake.

After the boys were asleep, Chase carefully knocked before entering the bathroom on the night of the third day Jack had been with them. Jack had explained his tail needed a few more weeks to heal before he thought he could safely go back into the lake, so Chase had rented out the cabin for a while longer to stay with him. Of course, the boys would still need to go back to Stacy at the end of the week, but that didn't stop them from enjoying spending time with Jack.

"Hey," Chase said, smiling at Jack as he entered. "I was gonna shower, is that okay?"

"Yeah, go ahead," Jack replied, resting his head on the lip of the bathtub. The bathroom was huge- the whole cabin was huge, really. But the bathtub was right across from the separate shower. Chase had been using the downstairs bathroom for the past couple of days, but he really needed to shower now.

Chase grinned awkwardly and turned his back to Jack as he stripped and started the shower, barely waiting for the water to warm up before he climbed in and closed the glass door, internally cursing that the glass wasn't even warped or frosted to hide his body. Chase was by no means insecure about his body. He was muscular and he knew it- he took great pains to be that way, in fact. But there was a difference between showing his chest off at the gym and to friends, and in having a merman you've known for three days see your entire body as you wash. Chase could definitely feel Jack's eyes on him. He didn't even have to glance over at Jack to know that the merman was blatantly watching him wash himself. But Chase made the decision to ignore the feeling Jack's eyes on him- and the way his cock was quickly hardening at said feeling.

Chase was almost grateful when he climbed out of the shower, except that he'd forgotten a towel and now he didn't even have the illusion of the shower door to pretend Jack wasn't looking at him. Chase cleared his throat awkwardly, looking away from Jack's blatant staring at his cock.

"Are you large for a human?" Jack asked.

Chase squeaked, blushing brightly. "Jack! Jaysus! You don't just ask a dude that!"

"I'm curious," Jack said, frowning curiously. "Please tell me?"

"I-" Chase blushed and ran a hand through his hair anxiously, walking closer to Jack. "I'm a bit above average, yeah, but not by much."

"Can I touch it?" Jack asked, leaning closer.

"Can yo- What!?" Chase exclaumed, blushing somehow brighter and staring down at Jack in shock.

"Please?" Jack asked, sticking his bottom lip out in a pout.

"Jack, you know what that means, right?"

"Well, duh," Jack replied, rolling his eyes. "It's like sex or foreplay. Please?"

"I-I guess," Chase consented, carefully climbing into the tub with Jack once the merman made room.

Jack quickly shifted around to be next to Chase, resting his head on the human's shoulder. Chase's breath hitched as Jack wrapped a webbed hand around his cock, slowly stroking him. Chase moaned softly, gripping the edge of the bathtub tightly.

"Fuck, Jack," Chase moaned, licking his lips and looking at the merman. Jack bit his lip and slowly guided one of Chase's hands to a slit in the scales. Chase leaned down and kissed Jack passionately, gently rubbing Jack's slit. Jack moaned into the kiss, pulling away and panting.

"Chase," he whined, arching his back. Chase carefully slipped his fingers into the slit, moaning as Jack's hand tightened around his cock in shock. Jack pressed his forehead against Chase's, moaning and rocking into his fingers.

"There's something hard in there," Chase said softly, thrusting into Jack's hand.

"Th-that's my cock," Jack explained, kissing Chase deeply. Chase moaned into the kiss and pulled his fingers out as Jack's cock slowly emerged, the merman rutting against Chase's thigh weakly.

"Chase," Jack breathed, pulling away from the kiss. "I want you to fuck me~"

"Yes," Chase moaned eagerly, rolling over on top of Jack. Jack pulled his hand away from Chase's cock, wrapping his arms around his shoulders.

"D-do I put it in-?"

"Yes," Jack replied, whimpering desperately as Chase slowly pushed his cock into his slit.

"Oh, fuck," Chase moaned, gripping Jack's hips tightly and straddling his tail for stability as he slowly started rolling his hips.

"Hah~ Chase~" Jack moaned, thrusting his cock up against Chase's stomach weakly.

"Relax, baby," Chase breathed, thrusting in and out of Jack quickly. "Fuck, you feel so good, baby. So perfect~"

"Harder, Chase~" Jack moaned, gripping Chase's hair tightly and pulling him down. Chase leaned down willingly, moaning as Jack kissed down his throat. Chase groaned and sped up his thrusts wincing briefly as Jack dug claws into his shoulders.

"God, Jack, I'm not gonna last much longer," Chase moaned, pressing his forehead against Jack's shoulder.

"Do it," Jack moaned, draging his claws down Chase's back. "Fill me, Chase, let me feel you, please~"

"Oh, fuck," Chase moaned loudly as he thrust deep inside of Jack and came. Jack gasped, biting deep enough into Chase's neck to draw blood as he came at the same time.

Chase pulled put of Jack, flopping to the side when the merman released him. He lifted a hand to his neck, wincing slightly at the pain.

"Fuck, dude," Chase laughed breathily, wincing at the press of the tub against his back. "You did a number on me, huh?"

"Sorry," Jack apologized, resting his head on Chase's chest. "It's something merrow do." He carefully touched Chase's neck. "It's a claim mark. My way of saying you're mine."

"Oh." Chase laughed weakly. "Should I give you one, too?"

"If you'd like," Jack replied. Chase hummed and leaned down, latching onto Jack's throat and sucking a dark mark into it.

"Yeah, that'll work," Jack breathed, his still exposed cock jumping at the sensation.

"Yeah?" Chase laughed. "That feel good?"

"I think you should do it again, just to make sure." Neither of them got much sleep that night.

At the end of the week, Chase had managed to find a wheelchair and carefully covered Jack's tail, settling the merman on the front porch so he could say goodbye to the boys properly. He was wearing one of Chase's shirts to hide his gills.

"Hey, Stacy," Chase greeted when Stacy got out of the car. Chase blinked slightly. He thought Stacy hated box braids because of how long they took, but there she was.

"Hey, Chase," she replied, smiling softly. "You look a bit beat up."

"Yeah, took a few tumbles playing ball with the boys," Chase laughed, glad that Stacy couldn't see the rest of the marks Jack had left. It was unsurprisingly easy to get bruised on a bathtub. "You look beautiful. Should I be giving a guy the talk about not hurting you?"

"Ha, no," Stacy replied. "New job, I wanted to look my best."

"Oh! Congrats, that's awesome," Chase replied, nodding. "The boys will be down in a minute, Grayson is still packing."

"That's okay, I'm good to stay for a bit," Stacy replied, smiling faintly. "And who's your friend?"

"Oh!" Chase grinned. "Jack, this is Stacy, the boys' mom. Stacy, this is my boyfriend, Jack."

"It's nice to meet you, Jack," Stacy said, grinning and shaking Jack's hand.

"Mommy!" Trey and Grayson yelled, running down the stairs with their backpacks.

"Mommy, mommy, daddy took us fishing!" Trey exclaimed. "And I got a big fish! But we let it go!"

"Really?" Stacy gasped. "That's amazing, little bear! Does that mean I can send you out to find dinner now?"

"Mhm!" Trey hummed cheerfully. "I'll be a man, like daddy! But better, because daddy sucks at fishing."

"That I do," Chase agreed, sharing a look with Jack.

"Mommy, mommy, guess what!" Grayson sound, bouncing until Stacy picked him up.

"What, cutiepie?"

"Jack is a merman!!" Grayson declared.

"Really? Is he?" Stacy replied, humoring the little boy. Grayson nodded and Stacy laughed, setting him down. "Okay, baby. Say goodbye to your daddy, grandma's waiting for us for dinner."

Both boys quickly said goodbye to Chase and Jack before following their mom to the car. Stacy waved goodbye cheerfully and Chase returned it before turning to Jack.

"So. What should we do now?" he asked.

Jack looked at Chase with a smirk. "Oh, I have a few ideas~"

[leejeongz]

Fighting with Stray Kids

😂ahh thanks for the request I acc really enjoyed writing this is that normal?😂

Bang Chan:

You left that morning in a rush. Chan hadn’t come home the night before, you presumed he was working, and usually you get up as he leaves. So today you were late for work, what a great start.

When you got home you slumped on the couch noticing a small handwritten note in Chan’s handwriting: “out with the boys again be back later maybe”. You couldn’t lie the not made you a little angry. Out with the boys? Again? You thought he was working. And maybe? He better come home, you thought composing a text to your boyfriend.

Y/n (5:45pm): I saw your note, see you soon! I love you ❤️

He read your message as soon as you sent it but didn’t reply.

The following day, no one was home again. That evening when you arrived home, Chris was spark out on your shared bed. At first you thought it was cute, then you remembered what he had done.

“How dare you come in and just go to sleep?” You raised your voice, waking him. “If you’d behaved like a normal adult you would have had enough sleep instead of going out with “the boys”” your eyes were narrow and your hands were going wild in the air.

He tried to defend his actions but the truth was soon revealed. “She I mean they told me I could sleep at their house”

“She?” You questioned, not giving him time to answer before grabbing your jacket and running straight for your friends house.

Woojin:

“My family are coming over later darling, I baked a cake for us all!” He announced as you came home from work covered in snow. “I’ve got to go out now they will probably get here before I get back, mind letting them in?” He asked innocently, knowing you’d let them in anyway.

Woojin had been gone for about an hour and you were getting tired. It sucked that you couldn’t nap with Woojin but the thought of being able to later made you sleepy itself. You went to bed and tucked yourself in, grabbing a body pillow and cuddling it as you closed your eyes and peacefully fell asleep.

You woke up to Woojin shaking you with an angry look on his face. “They were stood outside for an hour in the freezing cold waiting for you”

A bewildered look appeared across your face. You wiped the sleep from your eye and you reached out to touch his face.

“Don’t touch me please, I asked you to do one thing for me and you didn’t do it! I’m sorry my family doesn’t mean anything to you” He continued to shake you, somewhat aggressively but not hurting you. He abruptly stopped and stood to look over you, a disgusted look on his face. “Just so you know, if you ever ask me to do something for you, the answer will be no”

Lee Know:

“Can you cook dinner tonight? I’m going to be late, I’m seeing Sam” you asked before you left that morning in a rush, giving Minho his peck on the cheek as requested.

That evening you returned to Minho lazily sitting on the couch surrounded by junk food. The smell of a cooked dinner didn’t fill the room as you expected, instead just the smell of your sweaty boyfriend.

“Oh I take it I’m starving tonight then?” You asked sarcastically, putting your keys in the bowl next to the door. He looked over at you, sleep still in his eyes from the nap you just woke him up from.

“I thought you just meant for myself, I had take out. I’m pretty sure there’s some fries left in the bag” he said without a hint of panic. How could he be so selfish? Why would you ask if it was just for him? He wasn’t a child, he didn’t need reminding to eat, you thought.

You stormed into the kitchen, purposely being dramatic while he sat up a little more on the sofa.

“I said I was sorry I thought you were eating out with Sam” he said, emphasising Sam’s name as if he was annoyed at him.

Then it clicked. “First of all you never said sorry. Second of all you knew I wanted to eat at home since you know, I asked you. Third of all,” your tone became angrier at the thought “you only didn’t cook some because you’re jealous?” you grabbed your keys again and opened the door “of my friend?” And with that you left.

Changbin:

The only thing Changbin loved more than THAT hoodie was you. It took a lot for Changbin to let you wear it, especially out, but nevertheless he gave it to you. You wore it to go cycling early one morning to keep you warm, with his permission of course. You returned home with the hoodie which now had a huge rip in the sleeve from a sharp tree that you somehow got stuck on. You dreaded Changbin seeing it but you couldn’t avoid him anymore, he walked in, his eyes falling from your guilty face to the tear in the arm.

“You know that’s my favourite hoodie, why didn’t you take more care of it?” He asked, calmer than you expected. All you could do was tell him the truth, the whole story from start to finish.

“Do you know how much that jumper means to me?” He asked, slightly more angry.

You shook your head. It was only a jumper. It wasn’t even that expensive you don’t think. “I’ll buy you a new one, Bin, I’m so sorry!” You said trying to make amends.

“Don’t bother” he said walking away. “It will never have the same sentimental value, not that you’d care.”

You walked up behind him, trying to grab his hand realising it was probably a gift from a family member. “Leave me alone” he yanked his hand away and shut his bedroom door in your face.

(Ignore Chan if you can but we all know you can’t bc he’s beautiful)

Hyunjin:

He found his way every time to the spot next to her. Every time he could, he would. You sat across the table giving him daggers as he ordered his food. You and the boys and their s/os has gone out for the evening to a “fancy restaurant”. You dressed up glamorously as Hyunjin told you to and upon arrival you noticed most were wearing trainers and jeans. Your dark blue sparkly dress made you stand out like a sore thumb as you entered the “fancy restaurant” which you discovered was actually a diner and took your place opposite Hyunjin since the seat next to him was taken... by her...

“Aw it’s nice of you to dress up, y/n” she sneered before elbowing Hyunjin in the side and the two of them giggling.

You couldn’t hold it back anymore, all this anger from all the times before had built up inside you. “I know it is after all I am the fashionable one here” you announced knowing she worked in the fashion industry. “And I think you’ll look better with a smoothie poured all over you” you picked up the glass and tipped it over the both of them. Hyunjin stopped laughing immediately and wiped the strawberry milkshake out of his eyes. He shook his hand making it fly everywhere before announcing “I never want to see you again” and leaving, the other girl trailing behind.

Her boyfriend, another member, looked at you with sorry eyes. Really you didn’t do anything wrong and the members all agreed that they’d do the same. They told you that Hyunjin didn’t mean what he said but you were too angry to care. That night he tried to text you, he tried to call you a thousand times, but you didn’t pick up.

Jisung:

You blasted Drake full volume while your boyfriend got dressed upstairs. A surprise birthday party! His surprise birthday party! How could he not see it coming?!? His head was pounding and the music downstairs didn’t help, but he didn’t want you to feel bad.

“Hey thanks for this, baby” he gave you a little side hug and pulled away quickly when he returned downstairs in some sports shorts and a hoodie.

“You’re wel-“ you started, turning around to face him “what are you wearing? This is a party, not a lazy day” you said slightly tipsy even though the night had only just begun. The friends you were talking to before had left you two to talk, not wanting to see you get angry with each other.

Jisung tried hard to find out what he’d done wrong and also confessed about his headache, he was the innocent one in this situation. Yet you still got unreasonably mad. “I went to all this trouble and you don’t even care” you started to cry.

Jisung tried not to cry with you, knowing he’d done nothing wrong but still hurting because you were sad.

When he didn’t say anything in return you ran upstairs and cried yourself to sleep hoping that when you were sober you could sort this out while Jisung got rid of all the guests saying he had a headache and that he’d reorganise before leaving to get some air.

Felix:

Your last day at school before the summer holidays and you were going on vacation with your boyfriend for the first time... tonight! It was all you could think about while at school, leaving Felix to pack the rest of your stuff that you had left out for him back at home.

Chan picked you up the afternoon, Felix in the back of the car with your empty space next to him.

“Did you pack my stuff?” You asked promptly and he reassured you that he did.

A long 11 hour flight and you’d landed. Now in the hotel and ready for bed you found out your pyjamas and...

“Felix I thought you said you packed everything? Where’s my teddy?” You asked beginning to cry.

“Oh you wanted that packing? I thought you just left it there because it was cute” he lied, spying the teddy he packed in his own bag to prank you.

“You know I can’t sleep without it Felix!” You shout “or do you not pay attention to me? Or do you just not care?” You kept listing irrational ideas until you stormed out of the room, heading down to sit by the pool and looking up at the stars.

If only he’d just pulled it out of his bag at his “Oh you wanted it packing?” he thought as he slumped down on the bed.

Seungmin:

Were you spending a normal amount of time with Chris? Or not? He couldn’t quite work it out. He sat and watched you two from the living room while you cooked for the three of you that evening.

“Hey Seungmin, bud, you wanna come and help?” Chan shouted looking over his shoulder to see Seungmin sulking.

“No” he replied bluntly. Chan looked at you and raised his eyebrows. You replied to his gesture “he always gets like this when I’m with you” you rolled your eyes.

Seungmin stood up and folding his arms while positioning himself next to the fridge. “Maybe it’s because you’re always with him. Maybe it’s because you never spend time with me when he’s around. Maybe it’s because you love Chan.” He ran for his bedroom and you followed him. You walked in on him crying on his bed, a sight you’d never seen before.

“Please leave y/n I don’t want you to see me like this” he gestured to the door “you’ll only laugh about it with Chan anyway” he wished he was wrong but he knew he wasn’t when he heard you back in the kitchen, giggling like nothing had happened.

I.N:

“I’m too tired sorry y/n” the text read. You asked him to come to the movies with you but evidently that date wasn’t going to happen. Instead you decided to go and surprise him at the dorms but when you got there, he wasn’t home.

“He’s gone out with Hyunjin” Jisung told you as he opened the door. “You can wait here for him if you like? Please wait here for him we haven’t seen you in so long!” You stepped inside to the boys playing some video game and watched until the two boys got home.

“Y/n!” Jeongin shouted before his face changed “y/n? What are you doing here?” He asked taking you into his bedroom.

“Well I did come over in hopes that we could do something here since you were “tired” but” you shrugged. “So where did you go?” You asked him as if you were actually interested after he did that to you.

“We went to the cinema” he said guiltily. You grabbed your bag from his bed while standing up heading for the door.

“I’m sorry y/n” he pleaded but it was too late, you were already out of the door and almost out the dorm.

He text you straight away asking you to come back so you called him.

“Come back so I can be made a fool out of again? I don’t think so Jeongin you won’t be seeing me for a long long time” you said angrily, admittedly waiting for a response however.

Without thinking Jeongin replied “it was only the cinema it’s not that deep” with that you hung up.

(Tell me he isn’t the most handsome man alive)

Gifs aren’t mine

[byul-bit-arae]

11 Questions Tag

(THIS GOT SO LONG I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL OTL)

So a few days ago I got tagged by the beautiful @ramune-and-rain to do this 11 Questions Tag, so here we go!!

1. Would you rather explore the many planets in the universe or explore the wonderous depths of our oceans. Tbh I love the ocean but bc I'm not the best swimmer out there and also bc I'm kind of so inlove with astronomy I'd rather explore the universe~ 2. Can you describe your favourite colour without saying what it is and it’s shades. idk how am I supposed to do that but, I'd say it's really comfortable, a common choice for clothes, not light but totally not the darkest, some people link it to gloominess or indecisiveness 3. Your bias texts you, mistaking your number for one of their friend’s. Do you talk to them and keep up an act or do you admit the mistake? How do you do it? What happens after? Considering I know it's my bias that is messaging me? Or as in just my crush? Either ways I'd tell them they've got the wrong number, but also make sure not to make them feel embarrassed for the mistake. Try to be as kind as possible and laugh it off, if they keep on messaging me after I'd gladly chat with them but if they don't I wouldn't initiate a conversation, I tend to think of this kind of stuff as bothersome often 4. Describe your favourite feature of one of your best friends without saying what it is. Why? Omg I'm so bad at this ;_; well it's probably the feature you'd want the most in a best friend, and since they have it it makes you really comfortable when you're with them, you don't need to bluff or hide anything, it also makes them the first person to pop in your head whenever something happens. Okay so I believe I can say what it is now that I'll be saying why it's my favorite It's being able to tell them every single thing, even if it's embarrassing or your most top secret. I've literally cried my eyes out during some conversations with Nana. Whenever things get really tough or I'm just feeling uneasy or sad she'd always be there to listen to whatever blahblah I have to say and comfort me and make me feel better about myself I love her so much idk what I'd do without her she's like my personal psychologist (SHOUTOUT TO MY BABY NABI;;;;) 5. What super power would you have and how would you use it? Would you choose the path of a hero or villain? I'd like to fly/float and just get away from all the noise and chaos and fly up to somewhere peaceful and meditate this is like what I want to do every single day. I'd be a villain but not a violent rough one, more like quiet cold one 6. What are 3 things includes in your ideal type? Why? Would you accept someone without these features?

1/ height I'm 170cm and that's considered rather tall where I live so I'm often bothered by that so I'd like someone tall to make me look shorter

2/ beautiful smile One of the things I notice first about someone is their smile *cough my crush cough* I find a mischievous wide smile really charming

3/ spontaneous affection (?) I didn't know what to call this but I just mean someone whom being really gentle and loving is in their nature. Honestly I don't think I'd ever accept someone shorter than me, I can omit the smile thing bc if you like someone, their looks just grow to be perfect to you but height and gentleness are necessities for me 7. Vampires, Werewolves or witches? If you could become one, which would you choose and why? Witches!! Reason is that I'm not into neither vampires not werewolves lol and witches are cool when they cast spells 8. If you released a mini album with 4 songs, what would the song titles be? (I will fight whoever says this is Astro influenced but I gotta say it's an epic coincidence) 01. Pleiades A short dreamy-ish track that's good to listen to at night under the starlight. 02. Summer Vibes *title Actually me and my bffs were playing this game where we pick a word/theme and make a song out of it and I clearly remember the song I created with 'summer'. A happy go lucky song about having fun during summer. 03. Flower Bees are attracted to flowers, but while C is a flower, A isn't a bee, so they keep on unconsciously playing with their feelings. (credits to my bff on this) 04. Midnight Thoughts A slow sad song, where I talk about my worries and insecurities, something like Agust D's The Last. 9. Describe what you feel right now by using a metaphor without including the word to describe how you are feeling. It feels like there is a tsunami a few meters away, heading towards me, and all I got to face it is a small life vest. 10. Your bias from one group confesses to you in front of your bias from another group. They quickly confess their love. Who do you choose? They cannot be your Ult bias. Wow that's a toughie. Let's say, moonbin and hansol(Vernon).. tbh I'd hate making either of them upset, but I think I'd choose hansol??? idk if it's bc I've been a carat longer than an aroha but, through the seven years I spent in this hell of a world called kpop I figured out my type is the one that looks so cool but is actually a clumsy ass weird cinnamon roll (reasons my ult is taehyung lmao) also hansol can speak English and I'm hella comfortable with that, it's not even my first nor second language but I always find myself expressing stuff in eng, plus hansol looks more like someone I can take care of (bc this kid shouldn't be left alone at all costs omg) I believe I read somewhere that bin wants to be the one taking care of his s/o but tbh I like things the other way round im such a mom lmao. I'm not the best at explaining but I'm just trying to say I'd choose mist probably choose hansol.

11. Finally, your bias promises to on a date with you on the condition that you plan it. Plan the entire night. (Where you go, why, what you eat, what you wear, the other places you go, what you talk about, any other details etc).

Oh so it's a "night" date? I'd rather have a daytime one but here we go!! We'd first spend the evening in a carnival-like place?? You know all the cute game booths and the cute Mickey ears headbands and the cute balloons (just so much cute fite me) then we'd have dinner in a somewhat fancy place nearby (leaving all the ears and balloons in the car ofc we tryna be fancey here) then we'd move to a quieter place, like a park or something, where we enjoy the night sky and chat every now and then, and finally and bc i get easily sleepy huhu;;; we go back home and cuddle to sleep :3 My Questions: (Look I'm so bad at asking questions I literally googled half of these) 1. If you were prime minister/ruler if the world,what rules would you make? 2. What would be your super hero name? And how would your outfit look like? 3. How would you describe your ideal wedding? What would your love house look like? 4. You have a two weeks fully paid holiday to one country of your choice, which one would you choose? Why? 5. What's in your bag/purse/school bag? 6. If you could create an ice cream flavor what would it be called? What would it taste like? 7. Would you rather trade your looks for intelligence or your intelligence for looks? 8. Choose one: being a professional patissier, being a talented painter/artist, being a famous fashion designer 9. You meet your bias in your country, they are lost and ask for your help. Do you fangirl? Do you ask for a picture? Do you pretend you don't know them? What do you do? 10. You're making a love song, write down four lines from it 11. What's a plot you'd really like to write but never had motivation for

So bc I'm lonely here and I don't even know 11 tumblrs I'm just going to tag some senpais I follow fml @astrofireworks @artist-aroha @dxnghyuns @kpopangst @earlygreytae

And if you happen to run into this post you're free to answer my questions too if you want!!!

[lolbtsaus]

Ice Cream (Youtuber!Jungkook)

Plot: #87: “There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight.” + #88: “Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer.” with youtuber!Jungkook as a father

Word Count: 1381

A/N: so werewolf!chim as a father is in the works, it’ll most likely be out tomorrow but until then, I have another drabble bc I’ve been loving drabbles hopefully you guys have been liking them as well, I know some people prefer AUs some people like both AUs and drabbles so hopefully you guys are liking both of them, if you’d like to see more of one of them, plz let me know and I’ll try to balance it out more in that one’s favor!! The link for this is youtuber!Jungkook (here) but I decided to add in father!kook (all of the father related posts are here) as well bc I was planning to do a youtuber!BTS as fathers soon and then I got an idea for it when I was reading the prompt and I had to

If there was one thing that could never annoy you, it was being woken up by your children. If it was anyone else waking you up, it might be a different story but waking up to hear their giggles, to see their messy hair, their energetic smiles, it made any annoyance of being woken up disappear. You woke up to your daughter’s hand pressing against your cheek, squishing it under her palm. Your sleepy eyes were slow to open but you couldn’t see much besides her hair, a tired smile appearing on your face when you heard Jungkook’s groan muffled by the pillow as your son walked across his back. You hugged her waist, pulling her down to your height in both an attempt to get her hand off of your cheek as well as giving her a good morning kiss.

Mornings went by a routine. You woke up, you and Jungkook brushing your teeth before you ushered your kids into their bathroom so they could get their teeth brushed. Then it would be time for breakfast, one of you keeping the kids entertained while the other prepared the meal to avoid any hunger tantrums. After breakfast, they would get dressed for the day and you would officially start your day. Jungkook would film for a while, sometimes just an hour, sometimes several. 

At first, Jungkook had tried to keep your children out of his videos and streams, for privacy reasons, on top of the fact that it was difficult to film when you had two toddlers asking you questions about what you were doing or wanting to be included in whatever it was you were doing. He had been using the spare room to film, normally leaving the door open just a crack in case they needed him. But he was quick to realize that plan was failing. They were both extremely curious, especially about what their parents were doing. They both wanted to know why Jungkook went into that room after lunch, they wanted to know who he was talking to, what he was playing. He didn’t have the heart to force them out of the room and they soon became a staple on his channel, especially in his streams where he couldn’t edit clips in or out. 

He had always had a gaming based channel but it wasn’t unheard of for him to do the occasional non-gaming video, sometimes posting a vlog, sometimes a Q&A, sometimes just a video where he talked. So when he made a video explaining they may be frequent guests, no one was really all that surprised. They didn’t want to play the games, not yet, they just wanted to sit with him, normally coloring or building a Lego structure. Jungkook did have to bite his tongue at moments, holding back certain words that they were too young to hear.

He had been playing a game that day, thankfully not recording or streaming but just replaying a game he loved. His son was in his lap, his daughter laying next to him with a chocolate bar in her hands, both of them rambling in their typical toddler talk that no one fully understood but could most often grasp the concept of. You sat on the other side of your daughter, all four of you loving the feeling of the AC cooling the house down. You were having a day off, a day to just relax with your family and get better. The kids were both getting over a cold, a cold that spread to both you and Jungkook. They weren’t in the greatest mood due to not feeling well, their noses stuffy and their throats sore while they waited for the medicine to help. They were getting hungry, they were tired because they hadn’t been able to sleep well during their nap, they were just not feeling the best.

Obviously, the last thing that would improve their mood was the electricity going out. The house dimmed, the setting sun providing just enough light to see the shapes of the the furniture in your room. You heard your daughter sniffle first, her eyes tearing up as her hand grabbed your arm.

“It’ll only be down for a little while, it’s okay.” Jungkook comforted, rubbing your son’s back. “The dark is fun!”

“No it isn’t!” your son argued back, shaking his head quickly. “It’s scary, all of the monsters come out in the dark!”

If it wasn’t for the fact that you knew your son wasn’t feeling well and that he was scared of the dark, you would’ve thought the scene was adorable. The way your son slumped onto Jungkook’s chest, seeking out the comfort of being in his arms, the way his bottom lip slightly pouted, his brow furrowing, his nose a light shade of red. All you could do was kiss his forehead, hoping that if you toyed with his hair long enough, he wouldn’t be so afraid.

“But we’re safe in the house.” your daughter pointed out, rubbing her watery eyes. “Right?”

“No monsters here.” Jungkook confirmed, leaning down to kiss the top of her head. “Since the ice cream could melt before the electricity turns back on, why don’t we go make some sandwiches for dinner and then eat the ice cream for dessert? I’ll light some candles so we can see.” 

If there was one thing you loved about Jungkook, it was his ability to make you, and your kids, feel like everything was okay. When you had gotten so nervous you could barely talk on your wedding day, he had been the one to lean against the other side of the door and talk to you until he had you excited to give your vows, rather than be nervous about them. When your daughter had caught her first cold and had given it to her brother, he had been the one to make them laugh and keep them laugh and keep their minds off of their sickness. He had always been there for the three of you and you knew he always would be, just like you all were there for him.

He had turned what could’ve been a horrible night into a fun game night. He had helped you make sandwiches the best he could while having a toddler in his arms, the other on his shoulders. He had set up candles all throughout your bedroom, lighting the room up as best as he could. You had all sat on your bed, using your laptop to play a movie while you ate your dinner. You had spooned the ice cream into bowls while Jungkook set up a board game, smiling to yourself when you had your children’s giggles at whatever Jungkook was doing. Your smile only widened when you walked in to see that he had placed the board on top of his head, trying to set the pieces on it while keeping it balancing, all to keep the children from paying any attention to the darkness outside of your window.

Your son sat in your lap, your fingers brushing his fringe back, your daughter sat in Jungkook’s while he fanned a piece of paper in her direction to keep her cool. The night began to grow cooler thankfully, the ice cream helping as well. You hadn’t even been paying attention to the fact that the electricity was out, too distracted by the antics of your toddlers and your husband. You knew they weren’t paying attention either, their giggles too loud and too frequent for them to be worried about it. You leaned against the headboard of your bed, rubbing your son’s stomach gently as you helped him take his turn.

“See? That wasn’t so bad.” Jungkook whispered to you as he carried your now asleep daughter into their room, gently setting her on her bed before doing the same with your son.

“Thanks, Kookie. You really helped tonight, this could’ve been so much worse.”

“That’s what I’m here for, to keep you and them happy and healthy.”

You looked over your shoulder as the lights began to turn back on, a sigh of relief escaping your lips. “How about tomorrow morning, I make breakfast in bed for you to say thank you?”

“I would love that.”

[yoireverse]

homecoming - p1

((hi everybody!! welcome back to the rev au!! always wonderful to talk with you all and i hope you’re having a wonderful time here!! bc i sure am. :’) anyways, here’s this installment. enjoy! ♥♥♥ part 2 to come soon!))

summary: When Victor and Yuuri announce that they’re going to vacation in Japan for a week in the summer, they don’t expect their teenaged rink mate to come stomping up to them after practice.

“I’m coming too,” Yuri Plisetsky snarls. “No way I’m letting you two go overseas for secret practice sessions or something. What time is your flight?”

Yuuri sighs when he gives him an answer. It’s good that his family home is an inn. word count: 2k+ rating: t ✮read on ao3 | ✮series on ao3 | ✮reverse fics | ✮reverse art →my personal blog | →em’s art blog!

Yuuri and Victor glance at the calendar to find the best dates for a vacation and book their tickets early in January. Tourism will reach a bit of a lull in Hasetsu in the summer, skating season will be briefly reprieved, and this gives them plenty of time to see the city, and for Yuuri to finally introduce his fiancé to his family.

Since he’s a fairly old-fashioned person, it feels a little bit silly that this will be the first time Victor’s met Hiroko, Toshiya, and Mari, but hey. He’d tripped into his romance with the other skater in St. Petersburg, and the two of them have proven that there’s nothing wrong with being unconventional.

As the trip gets closer in April, the two of them discuss what kinds of clothes to pack. Victor reties his ponytail absently, talking about swimsuits, and then Yuri skates over and skids to a stop between the taller skaters.

“Rumor has it that you’re headed to Japan,” the teenager says, turning his head to spend equal amounts of time glaring at Yuuri and Victor. “I want details.”

Yuuri rolls his eyes at the blonde. “We’re going to my parents’ place for a week or so. They live in a small town, but, hey. It’s home.”

“I’m so excited!” Victor leans over and clasps his hands together against his chest. “We’re going to have so much good food. I’ll get to meet Yuuri’s family. It’s going to be fantastic.”

There is a beat of silence before Yuri snarls, “I want in.” The older men blink at him as he kicks the blade of his skate into the ice.

Victor raises a brow at the blonde, tossing an arm over Yuri’s shoulder. “What’s this? Just yesterday you were whining about much you hated staying on our couch, and now you want to go on vacation with us? Yura, you silly boy! Why didn’t you just say you wanted to spend more time together?”

At the teasing tone, Yuri snarls and Victor’s coach sighs, gently pulling them apart so that they can’t knock each other over on the ice. “Yura, if you want to go, I’ll email you the flight details. Did you want me to get you a ticket?”

“No,” Yuri grumbles, pushing off with a flick of his wrist. “I can pay for myself, fluffy. No way I’m letting you two go off to practice in secret. Get back to work, losers!”

Yuuri sighs with a small smile. “When is he going to admit that he loves being around us?”

Victor shrugs, kissing Yuuri quickly on the cheek. “Probably when he’s thirty-two. He’s like fine wine - much improved with age.” 

The older man snorts at the comparison, agreeing quietly.

//

The three of them land in the airport, take the train to Hasetsu, and relax until they unload. Yuri and Victor look around in awe, even though both of them have had competitions in Japan, this kind of experience is different. Both of the visitors take in the landscape until they make their way to the port town. When they arrive at the quiet little station, Yuuri is momentarily embarrassed to remember that his home town pays high favor to his image.

Posters line every wall of Hasetsu station, and Yuuri pushes his student and the teenager out of there in a hurry, blushing and refusing autographs under his breath.

Victor digs his heels in, though, determined to take a selfie in front of the posters with the real Yuuri beside him. “You look so charming in this photo! Imagine all the press we’ll get once I tweet that we’re here together.” Yuri sticks out his tongue at them and Yuuri refuses, dragging both of them aboveground before people can flock over and bombard him with questions.

The trouble of being an internationally renowned athlete from a small town is that there is no place to escape from his notoriety here. As soon as the three of them are aboveground, Yuuri is startled to find his old ballet instructor waiting for him with her small car.

“Yuuri!” Minako says, twirling around with a banner that reads Welcome Home in kanji. “It’s great to see you!”

He laughs awkwardly, willing his heartbeat to slow down. He’d expected to have to flag down a cab, but this is certainly more convenient. “Minako-sensei,” Yuuri politely bows to her, barely refraining from speaking Japanese. “I’m home.”

//

Minako chatters to Yuuri in battered English until they make it to the inn. Victor joins in at irregular intervals and she drives along with a chipper tone. Once she drops them off at the inn, Toshiya and Hiroko come to the landing; Yuri and Victor have to hold back their laughter as Yuuri motions to the couple.

He doesn’t even have to tell the blonde and the silver-haired man who they are.

Yuuri, with his soft cheeks and dimpled smile, looks just like his mother and father, albeit significantly slimmer than either of them.

As soon as everyone says their hellos and Yuuri plays translator for a few minutes, he furrows his brow and chirps for a time before eventually moving his guests to their bedrooms. Yuuri has to pry Victor out of his mother’s hands. The woman is so busy patting Victor down and playing with his hair that her son has to murmur reprimands.

Toshiya stands around watching the madness with a smile. Yuri eventually stamps his feet with frustration, spurning the eventual movement to the upper floors.

Yuuri and Victor slump on the single bed in the older skater’s somewhat barren room. There are a few posters up of dogs, but otherwise the place doesn’t look lived in. This is unsurprising, since Yuuri hasn’t lived in the room for years.

Both skaters share a look before they flop onto the mattress. Yuri stomps over after Mari shows the teenager to his room, almost walking in on the murmuring couple kissing. He gags and points to Yuuri, asking, “Where’s the bathroom? I wanna get washed up.”

“Yura,” Yuuri grunts, falling into the soft pile of Victor’s hair on the narrow space of his bed. “It’s public and it’s downstairs. Can’t this wait?”

The blonde snarls, “There’s no way I’m going into that open-air bath. Find me as soon as you wake up!” He slams the door shut when he leaves.

Once he’s gone, the men sigh and fall asleep, momentarily rolling their eyes at Yuri’s melodramatic entrance and exit.

//

In the evening, Yuuri ambles downstairs with a yawn. He’s put on clothes from his teenage days, which still fit, for the most part. Luckily, he’d always been fond of oversized t-shirts and sweatpants. Yuuri helps his sleepy fiancé into a jinbei before they head to the living room. He teaches Victor how to sit properly - not that it matters. Yuuri doesn’t expect Victor to sit with perfect posture, and, in fact, he tells his parents that they should let Victor do his own thing once they sit at the table.

Yuri emerges from his room looking as sleepy as the older couple. Victor and Yuuri greet him while Hiroko brings familiar dishes. The teenager sits angrily, and asks, “So, where’s the bath?”

“Shh,” the legendary skater shushes him with a wave, already nervous enough. “We’ll eat first. Besides, I need to talk to my parents.” He’s mentioned the engagement to Mari already, and he’s sure that his mother’s sharp eyes have noticed the band on his right hand.

Dinner begins around seven. Yuuri tries to teach the messy blonde how to eat with chopsticks properly, and is slapped for his efforts, which just makes Victor pouty. He curls up against Yuuri pretty quickly, making the older man jolt at the shock. Mari quirks an eyebrow at her baby brother, who is flushing.

Yuuri snaps to attention, cheeks hot. He bends into a bow that shakes Victor off of his shoulders for a minute and surprises his guests. “Sorry about the sequence of events, but I’m getting married. To a man. This one, to be specific.” He shakily lifts his hands as he points to Victor, who senses the gravity of the situation and grows still. “This is Victor. My, um. My fiancé.”

“Mm,” Hiroko murmurs, smiling softly as she puts her chopsticks down. “I knew you looked different. Does he make you happy?”

“Yeah…” Yuuri drawls, turning even more red. Victor flushes a bit at his gentle expression, wondering what Yuuri’s parents could be saying that’s making him so nervous. “He does.”

Toshiya snickers. “Who cares, then? Where will you live?”

“Good question,” Yuuri mumbles. He turns to Victor and coughs awkwardly. Mari and Yuri oversee the interaction with a sort of sick amusement. “Um, sorry. My parents are asking where we want to live, like. After we get married.”

Victor hums for a moment, grinning. “I don’t care, Yuuri. Wherever you like.”

Yuri snaps to attention at that. “What? You grew up in Saint Petersburg, and now you want to leave Russia? Fuck that.”

The silver-haired skater rolls his eyes. “I’m going to be retired, Yura. Why does it matter where I make roots?” Yuri clenches his fists and stands up, opening and closing his mouth rapidly. Yuuri moves to calm him down, but Victor grabs his partner’s wrist quickly. “It’s not an obligation for me to stay in Russia. Who knows? What if I fall in love with this town?”

The teenager stomps out of the room, making the Katsuki family stare at him with concern. Still, Victor puts on his business smile and bows to Yuuri’s parents, taking his partner’s hand and hoping that he conveys his sincere emotions.

Yuuri finishes introductions while feeling slightly removed.

Once Mari, Hiroko, and Toshiya have welcomed Victor with food and drinks, Yuuri slinks away, leaving the four of them to awkwardly communicate.

Meanwhile, Yuuri adjusts his glasses and goes to find the teen he shares a name with. He finds Yuri scowling in the hallway outside of the shower room, squatting and fuming. For a long moment, the older skater just stands there, waiting for the blonde to open room for discussion.

After a few minutes, Yuuri says, “If you don’t want to use the public bath, we can draw a bath for you in a private room.”

Yuri snorts. “Not in the mood. I think I’ll just shower in the morning.”

Yuuri stands there next to him, watching the anxious rage on Yuri’s face fade to a confused pout. Once he feels confident that the blonde is going to be alright, he moves to go to the changing room and is startled to be tugged backwards.

“Where are you going?”

The brunette lifts an eyebrow. “To change and take a bath. Did you need something?”

He scuffles around for a moment. “Without Victor? Aren’t you two inseparable or something?”

Yuuri chuckles, closing his eyes. “I think we can bathe separately. Victor’s still talking to my parents, somehow. Mari speaks a little English, so they’re probably working it out.” Green eyes flick back and forth, studying the older man. Yuri finally loosens his grip, doggedly following behind the legendary skater. Yuuri is ready to peel off his t-shirt when he sees that the teenager is still next to him. “I’m going to the open-air bath. I thought you didn’t want to go.”

“It’s authentic, right?” Yuri grumbles. Under his breath, he continues, “And Victor’s busy, so it’ll be quiet.”

After a pause, Yuuri begins to laugh. “Yes, I suppose that’s true. Follow me. I’ll show you around, then.”

//

When Victor hears that Yuri and Yuuri had taken a bath together, he rolls his eyes. Furthermore, Hiroko tells him that Yuuri is already back in his room, asleep, and Victor pouts.

The information just makes Victor even more determined to traverse the city for the next week, learning as much as he can. After he bathes and meets Yuuri in the bedroom, stubbornly kissing his coach’s cheek while he’s asleep, he dreams of all the adventures they’ll have, and how many pictures he can sneak of Yuuri casually enjoying himself in his hometown.

[renee-walker]

Ima send this to a few ppl bc I have important caryl things I need to know ur thoughts on: who is the big spoon. who has nightmares. when carol makes dinner what does she make. when daryl makes dinner what does he make. are they beer people or wine people. who washes the dishes. what do they bicker about. why am I trash

OKAY, I’m kinda late but here we go (and don’t even ask what universe this is in, because hell if I know!):

In a serendipitous turn of events, I covered the spoon question recently here.

I wish I had a different answer, but my guess is that they both have nightmares. At first, Daryl’s embarrassed when he wakes up sweaty and shaking in the middle of the night or startles so violently that he wakes Carol up. But after a while, he realizes that she doesn’t mind at all, and it’s astonishing how quickly he can get his breathing under control again when she puts her head on his chest and smooths her hand down his arm. Carol’s the one who tends to have trouble going back to sleep after a nightmare, so once she realizes that she’s not bugging him, they usually go downstairs and make hot chocolate. Then they play footsie under the table until she’s sleepy again.

Carol loves experimenting with new foods, and she’s super fortunate because Daryl will quite literally eat almost anything. So far the only thing he’s been openly unenthusiastic about was her attempt at maple sugar/butternut squash soup (and in fairness, there was probably way too much turmeric in there and it just tasted weird). But her favorite comfort food to make is this chicken and rice stew with all sorts of spices in it. She’s even managed to start sneaking cilantro in and Daryl doesn’t mind.

Daryl doesn’t have the patience to cook too many complicated recipes (although once for her birthday he made these super elaborate fish tacos with cayenne pepper aioli that were so good she almost cried). He prefers grilling, and while he’s way boring and his fave is just plain steak in a really good marinade, he often makes Cajun blackened tuna or swordfish for Carol because she looooooves them and she never got to eat any of that stuff when Ed was alive.

Daryl loves a cold beer at the end of the day, particularly in summer. He wasn’t picky about beer at all when the two of them met, but Carol refuses to drink any beer that isn’t some way expensive microbrew, and eventually Daryl can’t drink Milwaukee’s Best either. He used to think wine was disgusting, but again, Carol’s influence kinda seeps in. They don’t drink wine often, but every now and then Carol buys a really nice bottle of Cab Sauv or Shiraz and they snuggle up on the couch and split it while they watch a movie or a thunderstorm.

Daryl actually washes the dishes almost all of the time, because Carol does most of the cooking (her choice all the way). He knows that she never once had help in the kitchen when Ed was around, so after they’re finished eating, he puts on some music and shoos her out of the kitchen so she can read a book or help Sophia edit her social studies essay or whatever. If there are a ton of dishes, sometimes Carol sneaks back in to help him dry. When he tries to protest, she flicks suds at him and then distracts him with kissing;)

They tease each other a lot once they get comfortable in the relationship, but anything close to genuine fighting is rare. Carol once lost it when Daryl got in a car accident and didn’t call her until he was out of the emergency room because he didn’t want to scare her. And he freaked when he found out that she’d been parking in the alley behind the library for work and walking to her car alone, long after dark (even though their town is ridiculously safe).

You are trash because Oscar and I need company here in this trash bin:)

[fioletowa-krowa]

this weekend was so so fucking amazing

mom went out of her way to ask for the cottage this weekend bc i hadn’t gone out all summer, plus Boy came out with us for the first time and we spent the whole weekend together!!

the first day was a little anxious bc customs always makes me anxious and we went after work so i had the whole day to stew in the anxiety, plus dad always gets snippy when we travel places so that was an extra bit- but overall it was good! customs was almost an hour and we just got to the front of the line when they changed guards so we had to wait extra while they sorted that all out. but the chick we got was really nice and made a Stark name joke so that made me feel better. it got dark just as we got out of customs so we kinda missed the sunset and we stopped for dinner once we got to Leamington and when we got to the cottage it felt like coming home. I always love going out there and just the smell/feeling of walking in the door makes me happy. Boy and i got to share the bunk room while mom and dad had the queen bed room. We didn’t go to sleep right away bc it was really only 8ish so we stayed up talking for a bit while mom and dad watched tv until i decided i was too sleepy to stay up much longer so we went to the room and talked about his job and stuff till i fell asleep and idk there was something about going to sleep knowing that i’d get to see Boy as soon as i woke up. Plus, since we were talking till i fell asleep- i mean i wasn’t really out but i was getting there-, i didn’t need to put on a show or anything to sleep and i didn’t feel anxious at all which is kinda a new thing for me-- at least it hasn’t happened in quite a few years...

then we woke up around the same time and went out to eat breakfast with my parents and after breakfast we went out to the beach since Boy hadn’t gotten to see it in the daylight yet (we went out the night before but you can’t really see all that much at night) and sort of unintentionally got my mom to go out shopping since she accidentally scheduled groceries to be picked up on saturday instead of friday before we left so we got to show Boy the town and after we got back, the boys showed up but bill was sick so we didn’t end up going swimming like we were going to when they got there but instead i went and took a nap (in my defense, i always nap on the weekends so it was just my normal routine) and I told Boy he could wake me up in an hour or so especially bc we were planning to go to the winery later in the afternoon. I didn’t think he actually was going to wake me up, but an hour or so after i fell asleep he came into the room and layed on me to wake me up which made me smile so so much. I love any time he’s one of the first things i see when i wake up. the crappy part was that when i woke up i realized that i had started my period which i was so hoping would wait until at least today if not Monday, but no.  and then mom took us to the winery and we each got to taste three wines and we ended up each getting a bottle of wine and then an additional couple to drink with dinner. After we got back from the winery we ended up going out to the Point with mom and dad and lou which is always fun! we take a tram out to the actual path to the point from their nature center and on the trip out and back, Boy put his arm around me and pulled me close. Plus it was really fun to walk in the water and try to skip rocks and stuff, plus we got some good pics at the Point. Then after dinner the sun was starting to set so we went out to the beach and took lots of pics including ones that mom took of us bc apparently we’re super cute and stuff and once the sun was down, we ended up watching old TV with my parents until i got tired and went to bed. Boy stayed out and hung out with my dad for a bit and he woke me up and kissed my cheek when he came to sleep so i fell asleep smiling

this morning we talked for a bit before actually getting out of bed for breakfast and after breakfast we put on our suits and went swimming (with a little bit of fooling around while we were changing) and it was so fun swimming with him! it was a little chilly at first but we went picking up some rocks that were at the bottom of the water and and at one point, we found a ladybug swimming in the water so we picked it up and in doing so, we got really close to each other with a bit of kissing and we ended up goofing around where i ended up holding him bridal-style in the water then he decided to hold me like that instead and tried to pick me up out of the water (which i was not expecting to actually happen since i really am not that light of a person) and after we got out of the water and dried off a bit, we went inside to change which led to some amazing making out fooling around and almost a quickie except for the whole period thing :P but we went out on a walk down the beach together which was just so perfect walking and finding cool rocks and skippable rocks until i got hungry and we went back for lunch. after lunch, Boy went out on the beach and i stayed on the deck. i was going to read my book, but i got distracted watching Boy and thinking about us together and our future and stuff.... then we and mom drove down to the marsh and walked the boardwalk there- but it was only a part of the boardwalk bc the rest was under construction. and when we got back, we went to lie down for a bit which resulted in some more fooling around and then a really good nap till mom woke us up to clean the cottage for leaving which was zero fun :P 

i really wish that Boy and i could have gone home to our own place bc even tho i wanted to just go inside unpack take a shower and go to sleep, i really didn’t want him to leave. It was just such an amazing weekend especially since we spent like the whole weekend together and even tho my parents were there with us, it felt like it was just our little trip. ugg i just miss him so much now.