#i know it's just alphabetical but i'm like

[district-thirteen-intern]

Katniss Everdeen says Peeta wanted kids. I say Katniss Everdeen is a dirty little liar who spent three books projecting baby fever onto the softest man alive while denying it so hard she almost gaslit herself.

And because I'm tired of arguing that Peeta didn't force Katniss to have kids, here's my probable version of what went down:

baby fever, but make it apocalyptic — everlark

it starts when delly has a baby

and katniss gets to hold it and it squeaks

her uterus literally tingles

cue immediate panic

she hands it back like it burned her

and then she immediately goes outside to shoot at squirrels until the feeling goes away

except—

(it doesn't really go away)

the next two weeks are a torture

"not everyone deserves to be a parent"

"what if they cry a lot"

"what if they're angry like me"

"what if they're allergic to bread"

"what if our child hates me"

"what if our child hates peeta"

no

no one can hate peeta

"but what if—"

it's exhausting

she steers clear of delly and her spawn the next few days

it doesn't work

her nightmares take a strange turn

she sees herself carrying a baby through the woods as she hunts

the baby giggles

another baby sits on the kitchen counter

with peeta's eyes and peeta's face

in matching aprons as peeta

and ugh—

she almost misses the mutts

anyway, she reorganizes the pantry

alphabetizes the herbs

knits something she insists is a herb pouch

but it's suspiciously baby-sized

eventually, it gets too much

and peeta is not helping

he's holding delly's baby when she visits him at the bakery

the baby is laughing

well, fuck

her whole resolve crumbles

he's making bread

she blurts, "your forearms are nice"

"thanks?"

"mm, they would be good for carrying things"

peeta raises a brow

"heavy things— like... sacks"

"sacks."

"or— like, baskets."

katniss is embarassed

peeta is visibly confused

and haymitch—

haymitch is dying of laughter

"did you know babies can't see color for weeks?"

"katniss."

"i just wanted to share a fact."

"katniss."

"it didn't mean anything. shut up."

and then she starts knitting a tiny hat

“is that for delly’s baby?”

"no."

"a friend’s baby?”

"no.”

"...katniss.”

peeta has suspicions

and they're confirmed when he finds her journal open to a page

titled: NAMES FOR HYPOTHETICAL BABY

Ember

Rue Rue ❤

Bread Jr.

NOT GALE

it ends like this—

Peeta, eventually: “Do you want to have ki—”

“YES”

“i didn’t even finish the word”

"i mean... i will if I have to, if you want too much... i mean i want to if you want to, i mean— because i love you so much."

“are you sure?”

“are you sure?”

"uh huh”

oh.

katniss blinks

"wait— that's it?"

"katniss, i've been waiting for you to stop glitching long enough to bring it up.”

she punches his arm

he laughs

haymitch starts prepping a baby-proof survival kit

no one dares ask what's in it

nine months later—

the baby is just as beautiful as she imagined

good thing peeta convinced her to have babies, really

i know it's exaggerated for comedy purposes but this is really not that far from the course of events i imagine happened— katniss is an expert at gaslighting herself after all— and I hope you liked it.

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[pagesfromthevoid]

Tagging in here for the Bob discussion. But imagine after a few times together he gets the confidence to be on top but he is a complete service top (still whiny though)

You’re so right, anon. So very right (this got. Very away from me).

The first few times, he’s so awkward. He’s worried he’s not doing it right, or he’s bad at it. He’s so timid and awkward, and he waits for you to make the first move because he knows what he wants but he doesn’t know what you want. What if you don’t want him touching you there? Or what if he does something you don’t like but won’t say anything so you don’t upset him? So he lets you make the choices.

But after —let’s say, the fourth, fifth time (and a few shattered windows because, well, turns out he doesn't know how to control his powers just yet when he's worked up) —he realizes that…you want him just badly as he wants you. Actually, you might be even more desperate than he is, honestly. Because you’re the one being patient with him. You’re taking everything by his pace; stopping when he needs to stop. Only touching him when he’s made it clear he’s okay with it. While he’s the one “in control,” it’s not really control —you’re just you, and you’re willing to take it slow and take care of him over yourself instead.

And now all he wants is to give you everything.

You’re lounging in his bed one night, reading one of the books from the stack he got from the library. Bob isn’t in the room; he’s been with Bucky and Walker most of the evening, doing god knows what (jokes on you, he was getting a terrible pep talk from both of them on how to do this). Bucky was helpful; gave some relatively functional advice. However, Walker kept repeating to use the alphabet, which was…not great and even Bob knows that. They did make him put on a less baggy tee shirt; something about having confidence in his own appearance would translate into the room.

He missed his sweater.

You only look up when the door opens because there’s a shift in the air; not a bad shift. Just...different suddenly. You put the book aside as he walks in, hands behind his back. He looks a bit rigid; stiff, uncomfortable.

“Where’s your sweater?” You ask, though it’s hard to complain when you can see the veins in his arms properly.

You don’t mind the baggy clothes; he’s comfortable and you find that’s what is most attractive. But it would be a lie to say you’re not pleased to see the lean muscle that he has under this shirt. Outside of being intimate, it wasn't often that you got to see him exposed in any way —even if it was just a t-shirt instead of a sweater.

“Uh, Bucky and Walker took it,” he explains but that sounds bad so he explains further. “Training. We were training and they didn’t want me to train in it. It’s…weird, right? The shirt? I’m not used to wearing things that are so…I don’t know, tight?”

You just hum, tilting your head to the side as you look him over. He looks down some, feeling like he’s being ogled (well, he is. But he's still not used to you staring at him like this).

“I think you look good,” you offer, sitting up properly now. “Not that I don’t like what you usually wear —I like whatever makes you feel good. But I'm not going to pretend that I don't like being able to see more of you whenever I get the chance."

"You do?" He asks, and you can't help but laugh a little. "I'm not much to look at —,"

"Wrong," you quickly interrupt, slowly standing up. "There's a reason why I like to take off your clothes —I like taking my time because I don't get to see all of you often." You pause for a second, taking a moment to consider how much more you could tell him without making him uncomfortable. "It's something that only I get to see. I like to enjoy that."

Bob is staring you down, definitely short-circuiting because neither Bucky nor Walker advised him on how to handle anything you just said. How is it fair that you’re just so…good to him?

But then...he takes a step forward. You don't move; that shift in the air suddenly makes sense and you let Bob decide what he's going to do now. His hands clench into fists a few times, trying to coax himself forward.

You take just barely a step towards him —not even an inch. Something instinctual; something gravitational. Then his hands are on your hips, and his lips are on yours, and he’s pushing you towards the bed. It’s the first time he’s initiated a kiss without outright asking. You melt into the touch, sighing into his mouth as the back of your knees hit the edge of the mattress.

Sometimes you forget that Bob is incredibly powerful. He was, after all, created to be stronger than all of the Avengers combined. He doesn't particularly like using his abilities, but when his hands grip your thighs and lift you up, you gasp in surprise.

"I want to make you feel good," he practically breathes into your mouth, and even though he's the one leading, his voice comes out begging. "You always take care of me —let me do that for you."

You nod frantically, wrapping your arms around his neck to pull him into another kiss, but he only let's you get a quick peck in before he's pulling away. You whine a bit, sitting up on your elbows to complain —but you can't find anything to complain about as Bob is slipping his shirt over his head.

It's not the first time you've seen him shirtless. But it's the first time he's taken his shirt off himself, without prompting. Usually he wants to wait until you ask, or you're the one playing with the hem of the shirt and trying to get it off. But the confidence in his movements is both amazing and distractingly attractive, and you're staring unabashedly with lust blown pupils and kiss swollen lips.

Your eyes trail over his skin —the freckles and scars that letter his collarbones, the flush that's spread from his throat down over his chest. Down to his abs and following the V that leads below the waist of his sweats —which are straining from the hard on that's hidden beneath.

"You're staring," he teases, and it's a shaking sort of tease —like he's unsure of if he should be speaking.

"You're hot," you confess, but it's not really a confession at this point.

You've told him he's hot before —he doesn't believe you usually. But the little grin on his face suggests that maybe today, he does.

"You're too good for me," he counters as his hands slide up your thighs and over your hips. Then he's leaning in closer, pressing his lips to your jaw and peppering kisses over your skin.

You buck slightly at the touch, chasing it, and he immediately gives in and slips his fingers beneath the waistband of your leggings. You suck in a breath, and he pauses, but you lift your hips in response, a silent plea to continue. He doesn't hesitate and pries your clothes off of you, tossing them to the floor, before settling between your legs on his knees. You move to take off your shirt but he stops you, one hand holding you down.

"Don't," he warns, puling away to look down at you. "Let me do this for you."

You watch him for a moment but nod, pulling your hands away from your shirt. Bob's hands are slow —not teasing, not purposely at least —dragging up your hips to your waist, pushing your shirt up as he goes. His fingers trail along your ribs, just grazing the edge of your bra. You briefly wonder if he'll try to take it off or if you'll need to do that yourself —but he settles on pulling your shirt over your head first.

Your skin is warm and soft against his fingers, and he's watching as your chest rises with each breath you take in anticipation. You're still sitting up on your elbows, waiting, watching, when he leans down and pulls you up against his chest. One hand is bracing your lower back as the other fumbles with the clasp of your bra.

Confidence doesn't matter when it comes to bras, because they're evil, he decides as he sighs in frustration. He almost caves into the embarrassment, worried he's ruined the moment. But you reach behind your back with ease and unclip it, and toss it away. He wants to complain, and you can see he does, but you wrap your arms around his neck again and pull him into a messy kiss.

It's all teeth and tongues, deepening each second his hands grip you tighter. Then he's laying you back down, dragging his lips from yours to your jaw. Then down your throat. One of his hands holds your hip, but the other is trembling as it approaches your breast and tentatively squeezes it. You hum in response, and his mouth is on your nipple now, grazing it with his teeth.

Between the biting, the sucking and the pinching, you're aching for more. But the sounds he's making —the moans when you sigh his name or tug at his hair —are almost as satisfying as an orgasm itself.

Though you certainly wouldn't refuse one or two of those.

Perhaps he can read your mind, or maybe he just knows what he wants —it doesn't really matter —because he gives your breasts one final squeeze and nip then trails his mouth down your stomach. The closer he gets to you, the more fidgety you become. You can feel his lips smile against your skin.

"It's okay," he promises, breath fanning over your thighs as he parts them slowly.

His fingers are trembling slightly, pressed into your thighs just enough to leave marks. Like he's scared that if he lets go, you're going to pull away from him. But he shakes those thoughts from his head, shifting down the bed until he's sitting on his knees on the floor. You're about to argue, to ask him what he's doing, but he wraps his arms around your thighs and yanks you down the bed until your legs are over his shoulders. You gasp, and his nose just barely presses above your wet core.

He groans, pressing his forehead into your thigh, fingers tightening around you. "God, you are...you're so wet."

"I told you," you sigh, running a hand through his hair, guiding him to look up at you through his lashes. "You're hot. This is hot. Everything you're doing is just...hot."

He melts into you, taking a moment to ground himself in your touch. "You have no idea how much you do for me," he admits, pressing his lips to the inside of your thigh softly. "But I'm...I'm going to try to show you."

"Oh, Bob, you don't —,"

But you cut yourself off with a gasp, fingers tightening in his hair as he buries his face in between your legs. Your hips move involuntarily, chasing his tongue as it swipes through your folds. He doesn't stop you, only presses his tongue flat against you before he sucks on your clit.

You suck in a breath, begging him to keep going. He nods as if he trying to respond, but he's groaning instead as he slips his tongue into you. Your thighs tighten around his head, hand guiding his head and mouth exactly where you need him to be. The hands holding your hips drift away, one disappearing entirely while the other glides just between your folds, one finger pressing into you slowly.

"Oh-oh," you sigh, involuntarily clenching around his one finger. "Oh, god, more —please —you're doing so good.."

He pulls his mouth away, just slightly, so he can see how you react as he slips a second finger inside you —curling up slightly. His eyes are glossy, face smeared in your juices, and you think this is the hottest thing you've seen in your entire life.

You cry out his name, back arching off the bed as you beg for him to go faster. He pulls out, just briefly, and you swear you hear him groan again. But you're too distracted by his fingers pressing up into you once again to notice any sounds that aren't the sounds of him finger-fucking you and him whining as he sucks on your clit.

You're so close —can feel it teetering on the edge when you manage to open your eyes just enough to watch him suck at your clit as he continues his rhythm. His other hand —the one that had disappeared —is in his lap and you understand his own whimpering now. While he's ruining you —burying his fingers so deep inside you, curling up and into that spongey spot that causes you to cry —he's jerking off at the whole experience.

And that tips you over the edge, pressing your heels into his shoulders as he furiously pumps his fingers in and out as you ride out your orgasm. You're crying out his name, begging him to stop because it's sensitive —fuck, your nerves are on fire —but he knows you don't actually want him to stop. It feels so good —the wave after wave of your orgasm washing over you before you hear him cry out himself, his body jerking against yours as he cums all over his hand.

You've collapsed on the bed, breathing heavy, and he's laying his forehead against your thigh. Both coming down from this, trying to catch your breaths.

When you've finally come to your senses —a solid five minutes later —you pull him up to lay beside you, pushing his hair out of his face. He's smiling at you lazily, hand laying against the base of your throat to feel your heartbeat.

"Have I told you recently how hot you are?" You ask, brushing your nose against his. You can smell yourself on his breath, and you're about to kiss him again when he says,

"I think I might start believing it soon."

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Bob Taglist: @ilovemarvel12 @myrrh-dock

[dancingaliensfics]

Remmick NSFW Alphabet

This is pretty self explanatory. I haven't really formatted this or proof read it, I'll do that tomorrow. Right now I'm tired and need to sleep lol but I wanna get this posted since it just came to me. Wrote this in my notes app bc I couldn't be bothered opening docs, thats how quick this came to me lol so theres not even spell check really.

I do personally prefer sub remmick but I've tried to have a mix in here of both because I think it's more realistic to him as a character. I might add some more stuff it tomorrow idk.

Warnings: nsfw content, mentions of drinking blood, one section with gore mention that you can skip, idk i can't remember tbh

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He doesn't like to clean you up after sex. Not because he doesn't care but because he likes how you look all dirty and messy. So cleanup is out of the question unless you're willing to wait 30 minutes for him to have his fill, by which point he's usually ready to again lol. He does like to cuddle though, he's quite a physical guy and keeping contact with you is important to him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He really likes your hands. I've made a post already about how he likes to have your fingers in his mouth and i stand by that. So i wont say too much about it again here.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's nasty guys. He like to cum on you. His favourite place is probably your stomach but he doesn't really care where as long as he can see it dripping down you. He cums a lot and because he's a vampire he can go again pretty quickly, probably after like 10 minutes, so by the end of the night you're covered. He also likes to spread it around with his fingers cause he's a weirdo.

He will absolutely eat his own cum. When he cums in your mouth make sure to kiss him afterwards because he loves it, it gets him hard so quick. Or you can just scoop it up with your fingers and push it into his mouth.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Ok I have two things for this. The first one isn't particularly scandalous but it is something I think he'd be embarrassed by. When he's alone and feeling himself he imagines you and him back in his home town from when he was alive, living a quiet life in his childhood home. He loves to imagine you in the dresses the pretty girls used to wear when he was young. Honestly he creates pretty vivid scenarios, bringing you flowers back after a day working on the farm, putting your children to bed after dinner, undressing you slowly, pressing soft kisses to your shoulders. Climbing into bed together and just making gentle love before falling asleep in each other's arms. He keeps this a secret because it goes against his whole philosophy that vampirism is a gift. You two can't have children, atleast not in that way, and he'll never be back in that little house on the farm.

Now for the actually dirty one. I'm not really sure how to explain this but I'm gonna try my best. Basically he likes being told to use parts of you. Like for example, being told he can only use your thighs or your hand to get off. There's something so degrading about it that just really gets him going. It's another one that he wouldn't be able to verbalise, but having to make himself cum while only being able to rut against the sole of your foot or the space between your thighs is humiliating in a hot way. He doesn't have specific body part fetishes, he's not into feet or anything specifically, it's just being told he can only touch that part of you i guess.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Very but also not. He's had a lot of sex and he's very good at it, but he doesn't have much experience being vulnerable and having that Intimacy he would have with you if you're in an actual relationship. Remmick is also not very experienced with being cared for by someone and wanted in a way that goes beyond the physical. So yes, he can give you the best night you've ever had, but hold his hand and promise to stay with him forever and he's a bit stumped.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes to look at your face so you'll often find yourself in some variation of missionary. Tbh I don't know all the fancy names and neither does remmick, he just wants to look at your eyes. He's quite fond of prone bone though and anything that let's him look up at you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He definitely goes back and forth. I think simply through his nature or being a vampire, sex isn't always serious for him. He's very old and doesn't view sex in the same special way mortals might, especially in the 30s. But that doesn't mean it isn't special when he's with you. He always values your Intimacy together and often will be quite serious, especially if he's in a more melancholic mood. But he's a Goofy guy, he doesn't take things very seriously and he makes jokes in inappropriate situations that don't usually land. Obviously a lot of his silly guy persona was fake, but i think it's also clear from other interactions where he's trying to really connect with people that remmick is quite an odd guy and that does bleed through into sex. Sometimes he just does weird or random stuff. So yeah I think sex with remmick is a real mixed bag when it comes to seriousness.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He is not groomed at all. He is quite hairy and doesn't see a problem with that. He does trim every so often, but being from a time where shaving body hair just wasn't a thing, he doesn't often think about it. He has a lovely happy trail that leads right from his navel all the way down. He has thick dark curls down there that run wild. If it really bothered you, you could ask him to groom more but I don't think he would. He likes a hairy bush and doesn't get the modern fascination with hairless pussies and balls so he has no interest in it on himself. I just really isn't something he thinks about.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Sex with remmick is always very intimate. Even when it isn't serious, the Intimacy is always there. There's a few reasons for this really. The first is that sex with remmick using involves one of you bleeding, and the exchange of blood is something he sees as very meaningful. It's not only his food source, the thing he survives on, but he also still has many old world believes about humours and the transfer of energy through blood. The second reason is that sex is one of the few times remmick will be vulnerable. You can really break down those walls and see another side of him, especially if you've been at it for a while. And the last is that if you're also a vampire, you and remmick have a mental link that connects all of your feelings, sensations and thoughts. There's really nothing more intimate than that.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does it a lot lol. Being in a relationship does nothing to slow him down. Whether you're away from each other, in another room or sat right in front of him, it doesn't matter, he loves to feel himself up. He actually is quite a voyeur and loves to Jack off while you watch, especially if you give him instructions on how to do it. He also loves to have your smell around him while feeling himself, whether it's by just straight up sniffing you or from something of yours he has with him. He always takes something of yours with him when he goes on trips away, usually underwear or a scarf since those have the strongest scent but he'll even take a handkerchief if you offer it.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Honestly, it's probably easier to list things he isn't into. But I'm gonna touch on one isn't haven't really seen or talked about before. Remmick is a masochist. He's also a sadist but there's plenty of fics about that. He loves being hurt. Honestly sometimes he goes too far with it, and he really needs a partner who cares about him enough to draw that line. He talks a big game but he has a lot of self hatred he refuses to acknowledge and pain is a good way for him to ignore that. So its good to put him in a control environment where you can make sure he doesn't go too far. Slap him, choke him, bite him, scratch him. He loves it all.

He also likes to be treated like a dog. I've mentioned this a few times on my blog now haha so hopefully I don't become that girl, but he is really into that. Make him crawl on his hands and knees, tell him to pick your hands, let him hump your leg, he loves it. He likes to lick your face a lot which can be a bit icky but indulge him. He like to be punished and rewarded, it's a good way to keep him in check. And he likes this dynamic outside of the bedroom as well. Send out on errands and call him a good boy when he does well. Give him head pats when hes good and smack him when he's bad. Ah I can't get carried away here.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere and everywhere. I've already talked about this but he will fuck you on the side of the road or in the middle of a bar he doesn't give a shit. He likes for people to watch and he likes to be dirty. But there is something special to him about a private bed, it's somewhat nostalgic and makes his old man brain feel good or something I guess.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Again, anything and everything. This man is so horny, he is ready to go 24/7. But simple things like the wind blowing through your hair, watching you walk barefoot through a field or the smell of you as you walk past, are often the ones that do it the most him. Oh and watching you perform, if you're some kind of artist. That really drives him wild.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don't thing he likes the thought of really degrading someone he's actually in love with much. Don't get me wrong, he can be a mean dom when he wants, but I don't think he would ever do something that would actually make you feel bad. His whole world revolves around his partner, they're his god in a weird, possessive way, and he wouldn't do something like brand you or insult your physical appearance. He would also never make you feel bad about your personality. While he might call you a slut or pathetic, things like insulting you for being needy he just wouldn't do. I think he also would be interested in others degrading you. So while he enjoys bringing others into your sex life, it's purely for them to service you. He'll never tolerate someone insulting you in anyway.

He also won't let any of the fresh vampires near you because he doesn't think it's a good idea. Even if you're also a vampire, they can be too rowdy and he doesn't like it so yeah there's a waiting time for anyone freshly turned.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

HES A MUNCH.

Cmon we all know that. This man loves eating pussy, day and night. If it was possible he would never stop. He loves the taste, the smell, the feeling of your legs squeezing his head. He just can't get enough. He eats like man starving, and he laps that shit up like a dog. He also moans so loud while eating you out. He honestly doesn't like 69 very much because he wants to focus on the task at hand lmao.

I also have to say, he loves sucking dick. He find it so relaxing, he could honestly fall asleep with a dick in his mouth. He loves to struggle on a big cock and he loves to take a small one fully into his mouth. The one thing I'm sad about is that I don't have a dick for this man to suck because it really is one of his favourite things.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Ah it really depends. His mood changes quite quickly and that influences how he fucks. A session can start out one way and change up half way through. There's not much consistency with Remmick.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Remmick loves a quickie. He'll ask for them all the time, at every opportunity. God forbid you have to be somewhere on time because he will stop you at some point to ask for a quick fuck. Most of the time he asks for a quickie though, it isn't so he can fuck you, it's so he can get a taste of your pussy.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes yes yes. He will give almost anything a try atleast once, although most things he's already done. He's also a massive voyeur as I said before so he doesn't care about getting caught. I mean he shares a hive mind so it doesn't really matter to him anyway.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's a vampire so his Stamina is very good but not impossibly so. He can if he wants to last a long time each round but remmick is not a patient man so he usually doesn't. You can tell him to hold out though and then he's happy to. But to him it doesn't matter because whether he's cum or not, your fussy is getting eaten. He can go for quite a lot of rounds honestly, probably 4 or 5 most days but stretching up to 7 if he pushes it. But he still needs time between and he doesn't like to over do things so most days it's gonna be more like 2 to 3.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

What toys did they have in the 1930s? I'm not sure i need to do some reading on that. But I think remmick quite likes involving toys both on himself and you, whatever they are. He especially likes bondage on you both although he keeps breaking all the pretty rope you get.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

This man is the king of teasing. Good luck if he gets in one of these moods because there is no escape. It will start at dusk as soon you're up, with light touches and coy looks and continue right up until dawn when he finally let's you cum after hours of fucking you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Remmick is so loud jesus. If you have neighbours, they hate you. And if you're trying to stray hidden you'll have to gag him. Even then you can still hear his panting and muffled moans. He also talks none stop during sex, I mean really runs him mouth. The man does not know how to shut up.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Big gore warning here, i personally feel a bit sick reading stuff like this even though I wrote it so just warning you guys first.

He wants you to bite him. Ok yeah that's obvious. But not just a few times, he wants you to cover him all over in deep, bloody bites. He wants it to hurt. He wants people to look at him and think he's been attacked by some wild animal. Honestly he wants you to eat him. To tear chunks off and swallow them. To crack his bones and tear parts off him. Break open his ribs and pull out his heart and rip pieces out with your teeth. He finds the idea of being consumed deeply erotic and also very intimate. It makes him feel very safe, knowing pieces of him are inside of you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Nice and thick. Probably a solid 6 to 6.5 inches with a good girth. He stretches you out just right. Uncut and a red tip. Heavy balls that hang low.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

All day everyday, ask and you shall receive. He really is hungry as a dog lol.

You know he's ready for it when he starts drooling. The drool really isn't something he can control, it just happens when his body decides its time to eat which often gets mixed up with being horny. So yeah, it's pretty common for you to look over and see him covered in drool, mouth open and shameless.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall  asleep)

Depends. Some days he's straight to sleep while others he gets kinda sad and wistful after sex and stays awake watching you. He also gets kinda stressed you're gonna disappear or leave if he closes his eyes sometimes so you might occasionally find him staring at you for a long time. But your presence is very comforting for him and he always sleeps better with you.

[fire-bear]

@nuria-schnee tagged me for this, so. Hi! 👋🏻

Favourite colour: Blue! I usually end up buying stuff just cause it's blue.

Last Song: I've paused his song so we can watch the news but it's the Night Boarders track from The Mummy (you know, the bit on the boat).

Currently Reading: The Golden Raven by Nora Sakavic.

Currently Watching: Technically making my way through Doom Patrol, but that and the book have been on the backburner in favour of writing those DBD stories for the anniversary. It's been a while since I watched an episode and I'm nearly finished! ;A; I always do this!

Currently craving: Me dinner. I'm just rather hungry. But a friend recently shared a photo of their takoyaki and I really wish I had somewhere nearby that sold that stuff.

Tea or coffee: Tea! I've never actually liked coffee, only coffee flavoured chocolate - till my sister made me a mocha at her house and it turns out I like that.

I shall tag 10 people from whatever turns up with each of the first ten letters of the alphabet:

@andatsea, @blau678, @cryaotic, @debbie-sketch, @end, @foxyjoy-art, @gesu-ko, @hubedihubbe, @ikipin, @joker-ace

get to know your moots tag game!

✶ answer the questions, then tag six people

Thanks for the tag @kiraandhervibes

Favourite colour: blue and purple

Last song: the challenge from EPIC

Currently reading: I just started Silverborn

Currently watching: rewatching Series of Unfortunate Events

Currently craving: nothing in particular rn, but I’m always craving iced tea

Tea or coffee: tea!

Npt: @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @shelbeforgotten @sparkleylittlepoo @stars-and-leather @ravensncrowsx @permetutotheworld + anyone else who wants to

[kisakis-boyfriend]

Hello I am specify asking for the full nsfw alphabet with Firefly/Sam for Honkai Star Rail x Top Male Reader also I'm so happy you got 3000 followers lots of love ❤️

Author's Note: Thank you for the kind words!! 💖 — Firefly is referred to with she/they pronouns, while Sam is referred to with he/they pronouns. I don't view them as entirely separate entities, but I do think that Sam acts a tiny bit different than Firefly, so they have minor differences when it comes to sexual activities.

For our 3000 follower celebration! (CLOSED NOW)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Cuddly and eepy! She requires some gentle praise and reassurance, as well as many kisses. It's not much different when she's wearing her Sam armor either. You will need to cuddle and kiss him just as much <3

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I feel like she would appreciate her thighs, especially once you get together and let it be known how much you adore them.

Of yours, Firefly just thinks you're gorgeous everywhere 😘

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Her cum is…oddly warm? Almost unusually so. In the Sam suit, it's almost too hot when it gets on your skin. 0_0

She's a squirter too. And yes, that means Sam is also a squirter, and it is hot hot hot!!

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Firefly enjoys being tied up and bounced on your cock. Not in a degrading way though. She likes when you're gentle and sweet, soothing her with praise and your fingers combing through her hair, meanwhile, your cock is marking the inside of her body and making her feel impossibly full~

Bonus: Sam's dirty secret is that; he wishes that you would fold him in half and breed him out of nowhere. Rough or not, they want you to make them feel small and loved as you fuck load after load into their ass~

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

She has no field experience, so to speak, but she's not oblivious. Firefly has been around on the internet and isn't ashamed to admit it. That said, their first time is still a bit nerve-wracking…

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. May include a visual)

Sam: mating press, doggy

Firefly: cowgirl, chest to chest in some form

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

A tiny bit goofy. Firefly mainly reciprocates the goofiness, if that's how you act.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I do think that she would trim her pubes, but she still leaves some hair there. The hair is slightly darker than the hair on her head, but it mostly looks the same.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Firefly and Sam are rather intimate, and they appreciate when you act extra romantic during sex (and in general).

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

A rather frequent masturbator actually. This is a really good activity for clearing her head, so Firefly does so whenever they need a breather or mental reset. Post-nut clarity works like a charm 🩷

(I also think she would enjoy making herself squirt…it's fun for her. :P) (Sam fingers himself too, and squirting while wearing the armor is equally as fun~~)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Bondage and breeding (for Sam mostly). There are other kinks that they wouldn't mind trying, but nothing that they would consider a personal kink of theirs.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Firefly prefers somewhere comfortable, whether you're on your own bed or couch, or just somewhere soft/cushioned. She also likes having a nice view while you fuck — under the stars, near an ocean, in a garden, even. Just somewhere pretty!

Sam would prefer to fuck on surfaces that won't melt… so, often on concrete or something.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Something about you being attentive to her needs stirs up those feelings. You're being such a sweet boyfriend, swiping a crumb away from her lips, asking if they need to stop and rest, checking her body over for injuries after you're away from a dangerous situation; all of that will ignite a spark that eventually leads to her crawling onto your lap and grinding on you 😳

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Bloodplay, but period sex is fine. I can't see them enjoying extremely public sex either, as in, fucking directly in front of a crowd.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Looooves receiving <3 Firefly can't get enough of your lips and tongue all over and inside of her body! Not to mention your moans as you eat her out… they drive her wild 🥴

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Hm, I think Firefly would prefer a slower pace, while Sam would be more into the rough and animalistic kind of sex.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not preferred, but if you two really need it that badly, they understand and won't complain too much about the mildly unsatisfying round. It's more enjoyable if you kiss her or at least say "I love you" or anything romantic during a quickie. Give the lady something to remember 😭

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

A little bit, yes. Firefly is willing to get adventurous, so long as it's not one of their hard no's. You can talk them into some things, but it's not guaranteed to work.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

Sam has more stamina. He can go for days if he's in the right mood in heat. Firefly is usually eepy after one round, but occasionally she can do more!

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I think they might own a vibrator or two, possibly a large dildo for Sam to stuff himself with, but that's all. They would rather have a partner for penetrative sex.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

They don't normally do anything more than lighthearted teasing, very playful kind of stuff. Firefly isn't the kind of person to egg you on into getting rougher or punishing her. Neither is Sam, for that matter. They're not a brat at all.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Sam is quite noisy! He's more prone to moaning, dirty talk, and louder orgasms. Firefly has a softer voice, and she does a lot of gasping or heavier breathing. Firefly begs a lot too, but she's not much of a dirty talker.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

If there's one thing that both Firefly and Sam fucking love, and will outright ask for you to fulfill their wish, it's their holes being gaped once you're done fucking them~

If you need to use a monster cock dildo to stretch them, cool! If your cock is big enough to stretch them, even better!! Whether they're wearing the Sam armor or not, they just want both of their holes to feel that addicting stretch~

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

(again, I'm not great at describing vaginas… 😅) Uuuhhh Firefly has more pronounced lips than average, but that's really the only noteworthy aspect down there.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It's a little high, but not insatiable. It's not uncommon for her to turn a soft moment spicy though…she can be pretty devious when she wants to be 😳

Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She does doze off 50% of the time. Like I mentioned earlier, Firefly gets eepy and likes to snuggle with you. She likes laying on your chest and listening to your heartbeat 💖

Sam likes to curl up in your arms/lap, although he rarely falls asleep.

[peakyscillian]

Cillian Murphy | Reader Insert Masterlist

I'm no longer writing reader insert fics - so this is just a place to find all my previous ones.

Main Cillian Masterlist | Divider by @/strangergraphics

One Shots ◦Date Night - Boyfriend!Cillian

◦Break - Based off writing prompts, Cillian & Y/N break up.

◦Unexpected - Everything that’s worthwhile comes unexpectedly.

◦Magic - The worse period pains of your life so far? Soft!Cillian can help.

◦Away - Cillian is living in Manchester for PB filming & that results in cute Skype calls.

◦Practice - Cillian needs help with a tricky scene.

◦Hitched - It's your wedding day & Cillian finally gets to see your dress.

◦Backseat - Expanded on my NSFW alphabet wild card.

◦When I kissed the teacher - Cillian has a fantasy

◦Storm - Fluffy!Cillian x Reader.

◦Needy - maybe you’re just a tiny bit needy.

◦Scars to your beautiful - an Angsty Cillian One Shot

◦I miss you - Cillian needs to prove he only has eyes for you

.◦Normal - Sometimes Cillian gets to lead a normal life.

◦Six Months - It's been a long six months for Cillian

◦It's My Birthday - Birthday fic for @janelongxox

◦Solo - Cillian needs some alone time

◦Spice - Twenty years of marriage, maybe things need spicing up.

◦Rebel - Cillian is trying to get his teenage daughter to like him again

◦Man Like You - Is Reader too young for a man like Cillian?

◦Love Affair - Cillian and Reader fell in-love on set, can they keep it a secret on the red carpet.

◦First - There's a first time for everything.

◦Fright - Why did you decide to say yes to Cillian when he suggested watching a horror movie

◦Explosive - Sometimes you just can’t wait.

◦From The Start - Christmas is the perfect time to tell someone how you’ve felt from the start.

◦This Christmas - Starting new traditions this Christmas.

◦Drifting - You and Cillian have been drifting apart lately. Part One | Part Two

◦Caught - Mutually checking each other out - can only lead to one thing, right?

◦Anxious Darling - Sometimes you just can’t shake the anxiety

◦Valentines - Cillian doesn’t believe in Valentines Day, but y/n is determined to make him see sense!

◦Easter - Easter with the family.

◦Match - The perfect match.

◦Daddy's Home - Cillian’s been away filming for months, finally he’s home.

◦Proposal - Cillian is finally popping the question.

◦Sharing - “Because we drank too much last night” Part One | Two

◦Medicine - Cillian and family time is the best medicine

◦Pink - Cillian arrives home early from filming.

◦Canvas - Reader has an idea, Cillian is definitely on-board.

◦Merry Christmas, Baby - The christmas party ends with an early christmas gift.

◦Relax - Cillian knows how to make you relax

◦Perfect Valentine - Cillian does something he really doesn’t want to do, so reader gives him something he really likes.

◦Quickie - A short smutty One Shot

◦Kiss Me At Midnight - Everyone needs a kiss at midnight

◦A Quiet Christmas - All Cillian & Celine want is a quiet Christmas

Ficlets, etc

◦Thighs - Filth from my mind ◦Hands - More flith from my mind ◦Moving in - A little drabble requested ◦Cringe - A drabble ◦Back - A little Cillian drabble ◦Rain - rainy days in with Cillian & your dogs ◦Guest - Wedding Guest Cillian ◦Thirst - Reader introduces Cillian to thirst tweets about him ◦Snack - Cillian just wants to eat! ◦WAP - Cillian hears that song for the first time ◦Morning - Cillian smutty drabble ◦Ready - Writing prompt ‘tying your lovers tie’ ◦But..what is a dilf? ◦Sweethearts - Young Cillian x Reader. ◦Selfish - Secretly dating Prompt, for Alex ◦NSFW Alphabet ◦Fluff Alphabet ◦POV: Cillian is your boyfriend this is your camera roll: Part One | Part Two | Part Three ◦Memes: Cillian is your boyfriend/husband you send him these memes

Series

[the-s1lly-corner]

Ello!! XRAY, ZZZ, and ODDITY from the Fluff alphabet for Astro, please? Lol feels like I'm asking for food. In that case, this is definitely an appetizer.

X and O w/ Astro (Fluff alphabet)

you can find zzz in this post right here! Prompts: Oddity, Xray notes: gn toon reader, short and sweet, can be seen as pre or post game, written on.... lets hope i actually remember to edit this part of the note LMAO cws: none

ODDITY

his face glows- specifically the crescent. its not so much an oddity as in a "thats weird" way, more so in a "oh this is different, something to get used to," way. its not inconvenient, but sometimes it makes your eyes blur when it suddenly brightens in the darkness... and usually the light only intensifies when hes really feeling some emotions- when hes flustered in some way

another odd thing about him is that he can sleep anywhere- he can probably sleep standing up if he were tired enough... and lord knows hes always at least a little tired

..he... might have startled you by suddenly just. being there asleep where you werent expecting it- he doesnt mean to doze off in random places! it just happens he swears!

XRAY

he can read you fairly well. of course hes no mind reader but he can tell when theres something on your mind just by looking at you for a few seconds. the way you carry yourself or the way your jaw moves when you speak

and when your body language doesnt give any clues? your dreams can be a good indicator of if theres something going on in your life- of course, he will influence your dream if it looks like you need a break from the stress

but hes not afraid to outright ask if theres something on your mind if the other two routes fail, he at least gives you the dignity and chance to come forward with something yourself

[jennelikejennay]

Hi! First off I want to say I love your analyses of Vulcan culture and pieces regarding Vulcan language, etc. it’s always so well-thought out and interesting to read/consider!! I’m also a huge fan of your writing in general <3. I was wondering, though, if you’ve ever given any thought to Betazoid culture and religion, or even language? Although there’s mention of the Four Deities and some cultural (religious??) artifacts, as well as seemingly matriarchal Houses, there doesn’t seem to be much info in terms of specifics or what the polytheistic belief system on Betazoid might actually entail- and I’ve seen a handful of Betazoid words, but not much in the way of language or language structure, so I basically was just curious as to whether you had any thoughts or headcanons on any of this! Sorry for such a long ask lol

Oh man, that's so interesting to think of! I really don't know a thing about Betazoids though.

I have a couple headcanons, like that they didn't use language at all before their first contact, or that they are naturally pretty upbeat and non aggressive (which is why they don't shield their telepathy like Vulcans do—no dark feelings to hide).

But I'm fairly certain beta canon would nix the first one, because supposedly Betazoids don't develop telepathy till adolescence. (Though I don't like that—they are so relaxed in their use of it that it feels like they must have it from the beginning.)

I also think Betazed is an exonym—something humans assigned them from the Greek alphabet. Which would mean their own name for themselves might be quite different! That is, if they called themselves anything at all before meeting humans.

So in short: I've got nothing, but maybe somebody else who sees this might know something?

[vividly-vermillion]

Hello!!

I'm sorry for repeating the request, but I remembered that I forgot to write about the alphabet (so let's forget the previous ask 🫣)

Character: Sylus (L&ds)

Letters (nsfw): b, h, k

Once again thank you!! 💜

Hello hi! You're fine, don't worry 😭♥️

cw: mentions of sex, size kink, squirting / overstimulation

B | Body: Which body part do they like the most of their partner? And which one of themselves?

Sylus likes his hands the most. It's very generic, he knows, he knows. But they just look so big on you and he can do so much with them...

On you he would probably say your entire body because he is a gentleman like that. But if he can be honest, it's probably your thighs and how soft they feel wrapped around his head.

H | Hands: Where are their hands while you two sleep together? Do they wander? Do they hold you? Do they play with you?

His hands start off by wandering over your skin, leaving no inch left untouched before focusing on your chest and between your thighs.

But the closer either of you get, the more he just wants to hold you - your hands linked together or just holding you close against his body

K | Kink: What are their kinks?

Sylus has a raging size kink (no wonder. He's a damn tree /lh) and is very into giving praise.

He won't say it out loud but he has a thing for making you squirt / overstimulating you because he loves the way you whine his name.

[ofmdee]

oughghhh i am so excited for everyone to read @impossiblebird 's kinktober day 19 fic for ALL THREE PROMPTS! stockings | thigh riding | "i want to feel you come."

to have a heartbeat (8140 words) by gaydeviants, mediocrepirate

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags: Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Wears Lingerie, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, mentions of past gender dysphoria, but mostly:, gender euphoria, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Wears Stockings, ed's butterfly hairclips, so many butterfly metaphors!, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, thigh riding, Tender Sex, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard | Edward Teach, oops who dropped Feelings in my kinktober porn?, NSFW Art, Embedded Images

Summary:

Ed had been so worried that it would make him feel dysphoric. That he’d look at his reflection and see the ghost of the person he used to despise having to be; that he’d end up haunted by the image of someone he thought he’d left firmly in the past.

But instead, he only saw Ed.

Ed, in pretty lingerie.

Ed, a man dressed in silk and lace, a vision of purple and teal, perhaps more decidedly himself than he’d ever expected it to make him feel.

Featuring some soft trans Ed gender euphoria, pretty lingerie, and plenty of butterflies 🦋

Written for ofmd kinktober day 19: Stockings | Thigh riding | “I want to feel you come”.

Contains beautiful NSFW gifs by gaydeviants!

i also made way too many gifs for this, so there are a bunch of extra ones in this folder!! 🔞

🦋🦋🦋

[buttercupshands]

I've been thinking a lot lately

ref to the quote under the cut

under the cut for maybe some people that would like to try and guess *shruggs*

[bluepallilworld]

Had a fun time with sign language :]

It's good hand training, I should do it again

[serpenttailedangel]

The (entirely undisclosed) writing system Brin came up with in the World of Elan drives me nuts. Symbols were made with consideration for the schwa sound and their version of S looks like an O. (Or at least, whatever the first sound in their word for 'sun' is, that letter looks like an O.) The schwa accommodation alone means it's not the Latin alphabet. The S/O thing is probably further proof it's not the Latin alphabet, but could also indicate they're not speaking English. Which is kind of a moot point because everything pre-Riyria is implicitly localized into English if for no other reason than that most of the Fhrey language is blatantly localized and in Legends and also the old writing in Riyria does not match modern speech which is, itself, portrayed in English.

Anyway, it's not the Latin alphabet nor does it seem to be a cipher of the Latin alphabet because, again, it's got schwas. Assuming I read the bit about Brin and Roan discussing schwas correctly, anyway.

So they're not speaking English probably and they're also definitely not writing with the Latin alphabet or a 1:1 cypher... yet in Death of Dulgath, Payne makes a point of explicitly stating that his name is spelled with a Y and an E rather than an I, and Royce later makes a quip about his name being Pain after all.

(Not even gonna get into all the other times etymology is made up for words in the story, or the apparent vowel shift that managed to happen during the only few centuries of the empire where reading was wide-spread.)

I understand this is all still something that can be handwaved by saying "it's just localized into English" but my brain is still churning over this. Like...

Royce's whole entire name comes from a misread of Roy, a couple city segments reduced to initials, and someone slurring the words "male" and "born" together. And I'm gonna just ignore that the E in Royce is silent and the implications that has on the in-story alphabet. I'm not ignoring it. "Royce" only has three phonemes in it and even if you assume that the actual city section symbols were swapped out for Latin alphabet letters, how much space does that leave for the name Turin claimed while dropping him off at the orphanage? Did Brin invent a whole entire alphabet with useless extra letters despite her writing system actually being tailored for the language it was made in? Did the local language morph to the point of dropping certain sounds but keeping the old spelling, thus generating silent letters? Why? The vowel shift that I said I wasn't gonna get into seems, at least from how I read it, to mean that words are outright spelled differently between Fariland and Esrahaddon's time, which seems to imply that they adjust spellings to stick to pronunciation more readily than English does. But his last name is just comes from slurring the words "male" and "born" together. Given that there's no necessary reason for those words to be the same, what's his real name.

I understand that any second-world fantasy I read that uses names that sound like English words technically has this problem, but most of them don't also reference inventing an a writing system that explicitly isn't English and then making me think about it.

Realistically, I don't want Tolkien levels of worldbuilding. I like conlangs and fantasy writing systems, but when they're on the level of needing to read an appendix to learn that the fantasy language actually has a formal and informal you but only in certain cultures and some of the characters didn't use it and there were nuances to the social interactions I read that went overlooked due to all utterances of "you" being translated with the same word in English, you are expecting too much of me as a reader. But like... there is a little part of me that wants to know what their real names are when you tie their names to a bunch of words that I'm assuming were localized.

Also I'd like a Fhrey dictionary. I just... I need to know the pattern for the words. I want this.

[kastillia]

my alphabetical list is complete

[starpros-sunshine]

Why can't queer people just exist? Why do we have to 'Come Out'? Why do we have to stick a label onto everything so that other people can better understand it? Why does our existence have to be a statement?

[exoshroommie]

i am making great strides with my exocolonist cook book. next step: try to make soysweets!

thank you @elvexen for making the inspiration for this project!! (this post)

I've decided to make them flavored like various ingredients in the game. only mango soysweets are said to exist i think, but why not have some fun!!! :)