#nor am i linking everyone lol sorry

[kastillia]

my alphabetical list is complete

[ganondoodle]

so, doing this as an extra post bc i dont want to spam op nor invite more disaster into their post (sorry)

(i get annoyed, i get frustrated, but i rarely get pissed off, so if this sounds aggressive to you, it is; i have had enough of arguing with people -even if most of that arguing has happened on twitter-)

someone had replied (and later apparently deleted) something along the lines of "well zelda wanted to restore hyrule at the end of botw and what is so bad about ganondorf always being the bad guy in the way that he is?"

so first off, while i know hyrule and KINGDOM of hyrule is often used as an equally interchangeable word to refer to the world there, i dont think she meant the kingdom or its or its monarchy when she said that (does she? i dont have the end in my head rn and pretty sure its a lil different than english anyway) and much more the LAND of hyrule, its still in shambles even if people have found ways to live with it- that is an interpretation of me mostly, you can think what you want in that regard idc

secondly .... im not gonna get into that rant bc you cannot be seriosuly asking what is bad about how ganondorf is presented, treated in the games (espeically in totk) and his role and "writing" (oh geez i dont know maybe all the racism and stereotypes?? also, frankly boring ass writing, if your villain can be replaced by a cloud of toxic goo incapable of speech and nothing would change except saving money for voice actors that dont fit the role that is not a great look- hes never gotten much but totk is a new low)

then theres this reply

astro-shark3113 replied: "You're kidding right? If she cared about reinstating the monarchy then why is the castle still in disrepair after five years? Why does she become a teacher and live in a cottage with her boyfriend instead of taking on duties as princess? She clearly wants to help people and be a leader but she can do that without wanting to be a Queen. Please be real"

i am not kidding and i AM being real, i think you need to look at the game without your rose tinted glasses for a second; the castle is still in ruin? what the hell do you expect, theres no soldiers and very few servants left, repairing anything is quite impossible in that time and frankly not a priority (not proof of her not caring lol) also there is a plan for it at the very least given the camps with the hyrule crest all over it in the ruins of castle town- we dont SEE her as a teacher, or living a "normal" life, that happens in between the game, its flavor text, what HAPPENS in the game is her being taught a lessson on who she needs to be and what hyrule needs to be (pretty in your face too, she gets sent to paradise past of the "first" king that is some supposedly godly thing from the HEAVENS and watches him and his queen die at the hands of the eviiil guy, the last scene in the game mimics perfectly the scene where everyone that god king got under his rule swears undying loyalty to her ffs); she does live in that house, but what other option is there, set up camp in the collapsing throne room all alone?? nigh everyone from that time is long dead and the only one she actually knows is link who happens to have a house (bc impa doesnt care i guess idk), with her ""boyfriend"" is also interesting, a "boyfriend" that apparently is locked in the basement, lives in the woods or straight up dematerlializes when theres no big bad in need of stabbing bc why the hell does no one fucking know him in hateno??? not even the kids that come to the house EVERY SINGLE DAY?? and taking on duties as a princess, she very much does? just bc she doesnt get physically carried around in a castle doesnt mean she isnt doing royal stuff (also, again, that happens BETWEEN the games, not actually in totk), she still sees herself as the princess, everyone calls her that, she herself calls herself that (if the memorial stones are anything to go by) and everyone listens to the most overtly stupid and nonsensical stuff that zelda puppet says (even her friends follow that order without even asking back???) after over 100 years of there not being a kingdom as such its pretty weird how everyone immediately, even the ones not alive for the calamity event, snaps into blindly following her orders

"she can still lead without being a queen", did we play the same game?? totk? TEARS of the KINGDOM?? (its zeldas tears, she IS the kingdom) that game?? the game couldnt be more directly telling you that its whole point is that royal family holy and good and how much everyone has to sacrifice to uphold the holy kingdom bc its the only thing that keeps evil man from overtaking it!! including turnign herself into a farmable, glorified stone pedestal for the entirety of the actual game and then that sacrifice not meanign shit bc she just gets deus ex machina'd back (i didnt need her to stay a dragon, though it would have been the better choice if she still didnt get an active part in the game i would kill for her to have been a capable companion instead of the stupid ghost sages, and you dont even get to actually do anything for it, it just happens), not even the nuclear pebble is lost, how great! she and everyone else that is a leader of their people has a nuclear pebble now!! they will not let a bad evil man be a threat ever again!! like the point to bring her back in that utterly unsatisfying way is that otherwise the royal line wouldnt exist anymore, its a blessing of her ancient ancestors!! woohooo!!

and the thing is, i LIKE botw zelda, i liked her character, that she wasnt the typically maiden princessy type, her struggle (even if i find the way she unlocked her powers lame), i do NOT like totk zelda, after the intro of the game she is a princessy maiden standing prettily at the side of the god king that rules the only thing keeping evil at bay, the level of how much totk disrespects her makes me mad on her behalf but i have ranted about that alone enough as well

and with this i am DONE talking about this game, i have ranted so much about it, made my points carefully clear over and over, said that i dont have the nerves left to be nice anymore about it given how much shit alone on twitter i had to live through just bc i dared mildly critisizing the damn game, if you comment some snarky "be real" thing again im just gonna go straight to blockign people bc i am done with this

[kalpeavaris]

FAQ & Info Post

Some Information upfront

(just something quick to link in my pinned post)

Something I gotta mention upfront is that I’m a blind artist. Please do not send me asks/DMs in different fonts or e.g "l33k speech", I can't read these. I take some time to respond, dw, you're not being ignored! Sometimes I just get overwhelmed writing.

Also, my blog’s a safe space for queer and disabled folks as well as mental health topics. I don’t tolerate any ableism or queerphobia on this blog nor do I wish to discuss that. I don't take myself too serious on the internet & am mostly just here to share stuff that makes me giggle like a hyena on adderall. B)

I speak both English & German, so feel free to use these languages with me! My English is better though (despite being german lmao)

FAQ below the cut!

Do you take requests/commissions/art trades?

I don’t do commissions (anymore), but I am open for art trades if I pop off with someone’s art & OCs. c: Usually for Art Trades I'm not thaaat picky about "quality"/"artist level", I just go off of vibes.

If you're interested in like an Art Trade or Collab just shoot me a DM and I'll see how my schedule's going. Can't promise to accept everyone, though. Sorry!

I do draw random fanart for other people from time to time if I'm in da mood so I don't get burned out on my own stuff. BD

Can I DM you?

I mean I can't stop ya- if we’re mutuals go for it! I usually check all my messages, but it might take a second or two for me to respond. ;;

Can I send you asks?

Sure! I love recieving asks and answering them if I can from both non-mutuals and mutuals. c:

Can I draw your design/oc?

Omg ya! I love fanart! Doesnt matter if its for AU re-designs, own designs (like my personal Drone!Tessa or own characters). Do tag me in it if you wanna, idm tags!

Can I use your AU redesign for my AU/story/etc.?

Generally speaking I dont mind. Most of my redesigns are fairly minor in the way I change them up.

The only two designs I dont really feel comfortable with being included in other stories are my Drone!Tessa and Cyn Synemy redesign. Fanart absolutely, but I feel uncomfy with them being used in third party medias as seperate entities.

Is your blog 18+?

Uh tough one. I do not draw (and will never draw) nsfw content on this blog. a) Because I do know minors follow me and b) I'm just not… vibing with nsfw lol (esp not with MD).

But generally speaking I do sometimes mention slighty “suggestive” things, but the farthest I go are either punchlines for my shitposts or like… people kissing before marriage. And affectionative biting. lol.

I do post about mental health topics and stuff like trauma, I usually put TWs on these posts so you may block them if you want to (e.g “tw: death, tw: abuse” etc.)

Still, if youre below 18 and wanna soley follow that’s totally gucci, I just ask of you not to DM me if you’re below the age of 21 (asks are fine!)

Are there DNIs?

Im generally chill with most things. Only things that’ll land you on my blocklist immediately are suggestive/nsfw messages, asks or comments or if you send me like really vile shit.

Also please do not sent me asks/DMs with links to other websites, I generally do not trust those.

[elstreem]

An actually short fanfic for once. lol

BediGuda, 724 words - just the two, spending some time together.

It was one idle afternoon, a precious time when things were not so busy - the two of them free, last Master of Humanity, and he the silver knight who attends to the King of Knights. 

A rare moment of peace, for them to lay together on the grass, Ritsuka curled up to Bedivere's chest, simply, quietly talking.

It was aimless chatter - reminiscence on hijinks in Chaldea, trying out a new recipe that the kitchen staff whipped up, a book they read together.

But the fact that they could do this -

That Bedivere, a knight once destined to fade from existence -

- he could do this. He could murmur into Ritsuka's ear words of a poem he'd loved -

“It went like this, Master -”

He kissed Ritsuka's ear, whispered words that rose and fell with rhythm, and Ritsuka lay still, blushing, face burning, heart pounding in her chest, wanting to laugh and run and shout, but she didn't, because here with Bedivere was the best place to be.

- laugh aloud over the latest mishap that happened to the unfaithful duo of the Knights of the Round Table -

“Melt was NOT having Tristan hit on her when he had just tried to woo Suzuka Gozen -”

“Oh, Sir Tristan. His courage...knows no bounds, but so does his bad judgement -”

“And Lancelot was chatting up Lip with motives in mind, but Mash saw him -”

“Ah, yes, I suppose everyone at Chaldea must have heard Sir Mash slamming Sir Lancelot into the near wall at what must have been the speed of sound!”

“Mash was sorry about the wall - er, walls she busted, she mowed through more than one, so that's why me and her and the Nemo Marines were fixing the walls -”

“Ahaha! Er - my apologies, Ritsuka. I didn't mean to laugh at you. And um, it is imprudent to laugh about my comrades' misfortunes, no matter if they brought it upon themselves.”

“Too late Bedi, I heard you laugh! You're so mean, laughing at your best friend like that, he he.”

“...well it is amusing, I cannot deny. Pfft. I mean, ahem. My sincere apologies, Master. I think I was helping with putting out the tea service for the afternoon so I was not there to curb Tris nor Sir Lancelot, but rest assured, next time -”

“Next time? So you know Tris is gonna do it again?”

“Unfortunately, of that, I am completely certain.”

“Pfft, ahaha, Bedi!”

“He he, well, next time, do come tell me, or Sir Mordred, Sir Gareth and might as well call Sir Percival too - I know Mordred will be quite happy to put Tris and Lancelot and in line -”

Ritsuka smirked and reached up to touch the tip of Bedivere's nose with a finger.

“Oho? And are you looking for a reason to bully Tris, too?”

Bedivere put on a thoughtful look, and spoke slowly, as if musing something.

“Nothing of that sort, of course! But he may need a gentle reminder that he has yet to pay back the debt he owes me during our time at Luluhawa…”

Oh, how Ritsuka laughed, the sound of it bright and happy and sweet to Bedivere's ears.

He found himself laughing too, in delight.

- to stay quiet as well, holding hands, Bedivere's left arm wrapped around Ritsuka's shoulders, his right hand clasping Ritsuka's left, their fingers linked, flesh and bone and silver.

He would stroke Ritsuka's back, and Ritsuka would snuggle close, relaxing, even dozing off, her breathing going deep and even.

And Bedivere would close his eyes as well - he didn't need to sleep, being a Servant -

But being with his beloved like this -

It felt so warm, so safe and secure.

It felt like home.

“Bedivere....”

Ritsuka's fingers squeezed, and Bedivere blinked awake, already alert.

“Thank you. For being here with me.” The words were a quiet murmur, barely audible.

A soft breath, hesitation, and Bedivere didn't say anything, simply waited, listening -

“Not just today - for answering my summons. For being by my side, all this time. Thank you…for loving me.”

In the quiet, there was only the sound of grass rustling in the breeze and the creak and clicking of metal, as Ritsuka squeezed Bedivere's hand.

And the knight's reply didn't need words, as he drew Ritsuka close in a hug.

“Of course…”

Know this, dearest to my heart. I feel the same way, too. 

[unhingedpirates]

I’m actually fighting for my life trying to find an explanation to how exactly Izzy Hands is a racist. I’m Māori myself and I just cannot understand.

Hmmm..okay. First, you have to know that everything concerning Izzy (whether he is racist, homophobic, a bad person, a victim, an asshole, etc.) is a BIG ISSUE in this fandom. It has raised a lot of discussions and fights.

Secondly, I am not in the position to take part in the discussion, partly because i'm not indigenous nor poc, but mainly because i am not sufficiently informed and i can't argue from ignorance.

From what I understand, Izzy is not blatantly racist at any point in the show (like the English Navy guys were) and he seems to hate everyone equally lol, but he contributes to the existing racist system, with his arrangement with Chauncey, by agreeing to "own Ed" once they get rid of Stede, although it's unclear whether he understands the implications.

I'll leave you some links I found where they discuss it, and I'm sure you can find a lot more in this site or in other social media (like I said, it's a big issue):

I have no authority to declare whether he is racist or not, and sorry if i've done it in the past. I understand he is not written to be so, but really i don't know.

[mischievoussilvertongue]

Welcome everyone, to my blog that I will likely mostly dedicate to Inkheart and other whump/angst things that I will write when I am bored. Hi! I have been thinking on how to introduce this and why not start with some immediate Dustfinger angst? And if you don't know what and who I am talking about, then I feel sorry for you.

Anyways! I hope we all know what history Dustfinger and The Black Prince share? Good because I can't stop thinking about them when listening to Ribs - by Lorde. Here is the song AND how I link it to Dustfinger and The Prince. Enjoy.

(also apologies, this will be pretty long)

All of this is platonic btw.

The drink you spilt all over me

"Lover's Spit" left on repeat

My mom and dad let me stay home

It drives you crazy getting old

Alright so the one line I rly focus here is the last one, although maybe one can see the others as how they met or whatever but I don't want to do that so I just leave that out for now.

This is Dustfinger talking to the Prince. "It drives you crazy getting old" is him telling how the prince doesn't want to grow up. We know they met as kids and so this is as they are growing older. Dustfinger doesn't think it's too bad but the prince doesn't want the responsibility of an adult, nor does he want to stop playing and living the careless life of a kid and Dustfinger kind of mocks him a little bit. Although he can understand him to some degree.

We can talk it so good

We can make it so divine

We can talk it good

How you wish it would be all the time

The two of them sticking together throughout growing up, facing problems together and becoming good friends. "How you wish it would be all the time." again referring to the prince who wants this to be forever, the being a kid and just loving life running around and having fun.

The drink you spilt all over me

"Lover's Spit" left on repeat

My mom and dad let me stay home

It drives you crazy getting old

(Repetition of the prior ones, but they are older now like young adults, maybe 18 or 20)

The drink you spilt all over me

"Lover's Spit" left on repeat

My mom and dad let me stay home

It drives you crazy getting old

Again, memories but this time its the prince stating that Dustfinger now in the other world is scared bcs "he has a feeling" and I have Meta-knowledge lol. Essentially it's the prince describing how Dustfinger will feel in our world without knowing. More detail in the next verses but essentially their rolls are flipped for this verse.

This dream isn't feeling sweet

We're reeling through the midnight streets

And I've never felt more alone

It feels so scary getting old

Alright buckle up bcs I have a scene for this one:

Dustfinger sits in the ground, back leaned against a wall, legs pulled up, arms wrapped around and head resting on his knees. It it raining. He looks up at 'this dream isn't feeling sweet' and you see that he has been crying. Throughout the other lines you see how much he misses his old life. And honestly he looks like a hungry, drenched, stray dog because what else is he anyways in our world? And now he is the one saying it is scary to get old because he is all alone *just like song says aaahg*

*ahem*

I want 'em back, I want 'em back

The minds we had, the minds we had

How all the thoughts, how all the thoughts

Moved 'round our heads, moved 'round our heads

he missed his old life and especially the black prince, how they used to have fun together, etc.

I want 'em back, I want 'em back

The minds we had, the minds we had

It's not enough to feel the lack

I want 'em back, I want 'em back, I want 'em back

same thing! I would also say he misses Roxanne and could have this be about her but this song is for the friendship of him and the prince, my mind kinda just decided that. I have other songs for Roxanne and dustfingers relationship.

You're the only friend I need (you're the only friend I need)

Sharing beds like little kids (sharing beds like little kids)

And laughing 'til our ribs get tough (laughing 'til our ribs get tough)

But that will never be enough (but that will never be enough)

the main voice is dustfinger thinking/saying/whatever it says. The echo is the prince on the other side of the book pages, missing Dustfinger just as much and basically echoing him without knowing so. "Sharing beds like little kids" both think back to their childhood again and how they grew up together. "But that will never be enough" it's not just a friendship. They are more than friends, they are family, soulmates (platonically) and what not.

You're the only friend I need (you're the only friend I need)

Sharing beds like little kids (sharing beds like little kids)

And laughing 'til our ribs get tough (laughing 'til our ribs get tough)

But that will never be enough (but that will never be enough)

Again this, both thinking of each other at the same time actually. You can visualize it like this I guess: In a video, this would play and you see Dustfinger before it cuts to the prince also singing. The time is the same and so it becomes obvious they are thinking of each other at the same time, etc. You might even get a side by side shot of the two scenes or smth like that.

Jesus Christ this was... A lot. Thank you for coming to my pep talk and I hope you enjoyed the Angst :) I started sketching this but Holy F*ck it's a lot and unfortunately I am not the greatest artist and need a lot of practice still. But one day I will give you the scene that I described with Dustfinger sitting. If u actually read all of this then wow.

I love you and am proud of you! C ya whenever I decide to post again.

[rikas-things]

Hello, everynyan! 😺🩷

This is my master list! Things you'd like to see, as well as info about me, will be here!

I'll mostly use this for my artwork and to introduce myself, so I hope you'll be intrigued to see about it.

More under the cut

🩷About Rika💜

Name: Rika, Rika M

Home: America

Hobbies: drawing, edits, making memes

Favorite color(s): Pink & purple

Favorite food(s): sweets 🧁

Least favorite food: potato salad 🤢

Favorite show(non-animated): Heat of the Night, Matlock (I'm prolly showing my age here lol)

Current obsession(s): Twisted Wonderland, Diabolik Lovers, Naruto, Jujutsu Kaisen

(the ones in color are the biggest obsessions)

Other facts: I used to use Wattpad religiously, but after the site went to Hell and back, I've been trying to find alternatives and am currently working on sending my stories to Archive Of My Own (AO3). I'm trying to get a webcomic started but haven't thought up a proper plot yet...

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OMG, this series has a choke hold on my like none other!! I've played the game off and on for like a year and I've just recently gotten Rollo's card a few days ago, which also happened to be on my birthday! Best! Gift! EVER!! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

Ahem, even though this gatcha game has gotten so popular I'm sure everyone but the neighborhood dog knows about this, but in case you don't, I'll explain:

So Twisted Wonderland is this world centered around Disney. Particularly the villains, who are turned into these super beautiful anime boys who are all super capable with magic but have varying degrees of trauma. They all have to go to this school for magic to become official mages, and here's where you come in: you're a random who got transported into this world via horse and carriage, and after nearly getting burned alive by this talking cat and trying to explain to the very irresponsible and weird man with the mask that you ain't from here, you are allowed to live on campus until he "finds a way" to get you back home. Oh, and the crow dude's the Headmaster of the academy, by the way.

Loh story short, he has you be a free therapist for these gorgeous but dangerous bishie boys and you get rewarded with stuff to fix the dilapidated dorm the headmaster forced allowed you to stay in. I may or may not have butchered a bit of the initial plot but I hope you understood it. Blah, blah, blah, there are cards you need to collect and or strengthen through lessons, blah,blah, blah, the more power they are the prettier the art is- OH BUT YOU CAN'T DATE THE BOYS!

....yeah, this ain't an otome(girl's dating) game. It's a visual novel, but that won't stop the characters from flirting with you at random moments. Nor will the fandom stop from making them datable. La, la, la, can't hear you over the sound of my Idia x Reader getting over 200 reads!! ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

Ahem.

Yeah, so this is the section for my fic. Sorry for the yap session (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠):

There's only a few of these available, and I'm not sure if I'll ever continue them. But if you'd like to see more of my amateurish writing, then I'd be glad to do so.

My artworks are here:

☹࿇༲࿆༫࿆࿂࿆༗(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)࿇༲࿆༫࿆࿂࿆༗☻

Ah, Diabolik Lovers. For many, this series needs no introduction. But for a few of you who had not known about this franchise, I'll gladly tell you.

I first learned of this through the laughably bad "anime", which had me in such a blind rage, I barely remembered it before learning it had adapted from a game of the same name,.which, while I do have my own misgivings of the initial premise (the source material is DARK with a capital D) the anime does the series a great disservice.

Not only do the boys get scrubbed clean of anything that made them interesting, save for their sadism and their desire to drink Yui(our unfortunate heroine) dry, Yui herself is not even a person. Lots of the reasons and ideas behind her character are thrown out of the window for a cheap and lazy cash grab. Same for the second season.

That being said...

I'd be lying if I said this series didn't have me in a chokehold for the LONGEST TIME.

The game art, story, and generally everything else is far superior, and, with the exception of More, Blood-

And I dearly enjoyed everything involving it's characters, as well as the fandom and the funny meme content (Laby fans, where u at 😏)

And I've actually made my own interpretation of Diabolik Lovers in the name of Diabolik Alcoholik!

Anyways, I hope you enjoy your time on this silly little blog of mine and hope to see you soon!

[krat395]

Requests Closed!!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

***REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED! Thank you to all who made requests. :) And know that no matter how long it takes me, I will finish each and every one of them. ;)***

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It's that time again, folks! After 3 years, requests are finally open again! Yay! :D And for this next group of requests, I am planning to fill 25 slots. 20 of these slots are for users that I haven't done requests for before while the other 5 are for users that I have done requests for before. I might add some additional slots later along the line but for now, I am planning on 25 slots. And once again, requests are FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE!

Information and general rules:

To make a request, either comment on this post or send me a private message. It makes no difference to me. 

I am only accepting one request per user. You may request multiple ideas but just be aware that only one will be accepted. So please request the idea that you want to see the most. Or, if you don't have a preference, tell me every idea you have and I can choose for you. I realize that this might be disappointing to those that wanted me to do more than one request for them but based on how long it took me to complete the last group of requests, I feel that this approach will be the most beneficial for me.

The four websites I post stories on are DeviantArt, Tumblr, Wattpad, and Furaffinity. You may contact me on any of these four sites. Or Discord. I also have Discord. And Twitter as well… if you're into that. Lol XD I'm not into it personally, as you're probably aware. In fact, the only reason I even have Twitter is because of Toby Fox himself. It's the only site where he posts updates regarding his work. So in other words, don't contact me on Twitter unless you have no active accounts on any of the aforementioned sites. 

DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/nman1983 

Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/krat395 

Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/nman1983 

FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/krat395 

Discord: nman1983#4971

Twitter: https://twitter.com/nman1983?t=MZczL9KyEEEwvNJyUrj8Ng&s=09 

Requests will vary in length depending on the material I have to work with but none of them will ever exceed 7500 words nor will they ever consist of more than one upload. Short story length and single uploads, just like before.

And last but not least, be patient and respectful! Due to my busy work life and personal life and the time it will take me to work on other stories I'd like to do (stories in the Main Series and Side Series and also Deltarune Stories), there is no telling how long it will take me to finish every single request. So please be patient. Not that this has been an issue before or anything but I still thought that it was necessary to address.

And now for the request rules…

UNDERTALE AND/OR DELTARUNE REQUESTS ONLY, please! If you request something that isn't related to Undertale and/or Deltarune in any way, it will not be accepted! And if you're wanting to make a Deltarune request, please view this list I made before doing so (link below). It is a list of ideas I have for future Deltarune stories and I made this list for you to refer to so there won't be any conflicts when coming up with ideas for Deltarune stories. And since I myself haven't written very many Deltarune stories, I am giving you a choice. You can either 1. come up with your own idea for a Deltarune story OR 2. suggest one of the ideas I have in mind for future Deltarune stories. But as far as Undertale stories go, you are free to request anything you'd like, so long as you adhere to all of the following rules listed below…

Link to list:

Everyone with the exception of Gaster is fair game for tickles in requested stories. Sorry to those who might be wanting Gaster to appear as a ticklee in requested stories but since we have yet to find out if Gaster is actually ticklish or not in the Main Series, I want to hold off on having him appear as a ticklee in requested stories. 

NO NSFW REQUESTS! If you're familiar with my work, then I think it goes without saying that I don't like creating NSFW/lewd content. However, there are certain things that I myself don't consider to be strictly NSFW that others might consider to be strictly NSFW. Here is a list of some of those things:

Stocks. I am ok with stocks just as long as the ticklee isn't naked or stripped down to their underwear while they're in them… or gagged while they're in them. 

Tickling utensils such as hairbrushes, scrub brushes, electric toothbrushes, pens, forks, and back scratchers. I don't see the harm in using these types of utensils to tickle someone. But how long a character is tickled by one of these types of utensils will depend on the age of the character though.

Bondage. I am ok with bondage as long as it isn't too extreme. Friendly bondage, usually with the ticklee's consent, and just enough to limit the ticklee's movement. And just like with the stocks, no gagging the ticklee or stripping them naked or down to their underwear!

Blindfolds. I don't mind blindfolds but how they're utilized in the stories will all depend on the characters involved in a given scenario. For example, I would not be ok with an adult putting a blindfold on a minor.

Lotion/oil on feet. Lotion/oil is fine in my book. I'm all for making ticklish feet even more ticklish. Hehe. ;) But primarily on adults. As for minors, it'll depend on the situation. So if you're wanting to use lotion/oil on minors, you need to run it by me first. Inform me of the situation you have in mind when making your request.

You are allowed to change the genders of certain canon characters in your request. The canon characters that don't have confirmed genders in either of the games to be exact. That includes Frisk, Chara, Monster Kid, Napstablook, Kris, and Seam (the "non-binary" characters). So for example, characters that are females in my stories (Frisk, Chara, and Kris) can be changed to male characters and characters that are males in my stories (Monster Kid and Napstablook) can be changed to female characters. But whatever you do, do not change the genders of any characters that have confirmed genders. 

You are allowed to include your own OCs and/or a fictionalized version of yourself in your request as long as they and/or you interact with at least one canon Undertale character, at least one canon Deltarune character, or at least one of my Undertale OCs.

Characters do not have to be the same ages that they are in my headcanon. If you'd like certain characters to be younger or older than the ages they are in my headcanon, please let me know. You're free to alter characters' ages however you please in order to adhere to your own personal headcanon.

As far as character ships go, there are some non-canon ships I'll allow. Just be sure to run it by me before telling me what you have in mind for a request. But I'll tell you right now that I will not allow Fontcest (or any type of incest for that matter), Frans, Papyton, or Soriel. And just to be clear, when I say that I'm not allowing the aforementioned ships, that doesn't mean that you aren't allowed to pair any of those characters together at all in your request. For example, if you want to pair Sans and Toriel together, you can do that just as long as they are nothing more than friends. 

After making your request:

Allow me enough time to review your request and if I decide that it's something I'd like to write, I will add it to my list. And from that point forward, it won't be removed from said list unless you give me a reason to remove it. Below are some reasons why a request could get removed:

Blocking me. If you block me, that likely means that I've done something that offended you and you therefore don't want anything to do with me anymore because of it. And for that reason, your request would be removed from my list. Makes sense, right? If you don't want anything to do with me anymore, then what's the point in keeping my word to do something thoughtful for you?

Personally asking me to remove your request from my list. If you're having second thoughts about the request you made and no longer want me to write it, then send me a message asking me to remove it from my list and I will do so at my earliest convenience. 

Neglecting to stay in contact with me if you deactivate your account or if your account gets deactivated on the site you made your request on. For example, let's say that you have a DeviantArt account and if for some reason you deactivate your DeviantArt account or get banned from DeviantArt sometime after making your request and you still want me to do said request after deactivating or getting banned, then you better contact me asap on another website! I am not doing requests for users that I can't send messages to at any given time!

Constantly pestering me about your request. As I've mentioned before, this has never been an issue for me but it's still necessary to address. Writing stories takes time and pestering me about your request isn't going to make my work on it get done any faster. And if you're rude while pestering me, then you can definitely guarantee that your request will be removed from my list. I will not tolerate rude behavior. But if you just ask me a bunch of questions without intending to come across as rude, I’ll let you off with a few warnings. Just don’t get too carried away with questions about your request’s progress, alright? 

And there you have it, folks. And now that the countdown is officially over, you are free to tell me your ideas whenever you please. I look forward to hearing them all very, very much. :D And if you have any questions about anything, anything at all, like if you feel that there's something I didn't cover all that well or at all, please don't hesitate to ask. ;)

[galaxythedragonshifter]

YES A CHANCE TO INFODUMP AJJSHDHFHHDHDGDVDV

My Ninjago oc is my main sona for pretty much everything lol.

Here's her ToyHouse folder!

(Folder cause she has multiple pages for diff AUs n stuff; i have SO many aus for her and most don't have art or anything-)

Name: Galaxy Garmadon

Age: 14 when her story starts, 17 currently

Gender: female; she/her

Orientation: Aroace

Basically what happens in her story is that she's from our world (technically another Earth but almost exactly like ours; in the Marvel universe because technically our Earth is canon to their Multiverse so screw it-)

After an attempted assassination, she ends up in Ninjago; she gets chased by the assassin that tried to kill her for reasons unknown to her, and saved by the ninja. Due to her injuries though, she ended up unconscious.

After she wakes up, she tells the ninja what happened. Her parents dead and a strong assassin searching for her, the ninja decide it would be safer for her to stay. This takes place a month after Sea bound, so everyone is still very much impacted by Nya's loss. In this universe, the ninja don't get a chance to split up.

Shadow (the assassin) comes back and sends everyone on a mission to stop him.

Galaxy discovers that she has powers; magic and Dragonshifter abilities (the ability to shapeshift into a dragon form and back.) Her powers didn't show before due to Earth's atmosphere blocking it off. Her powers AREN'T elemental based, due to her powers having another origin.

They fight Shadow with the help of Matthew (a messenger and bounty hunter that works for King Vadalis), who had planned on escaping as well. Shadow runs off.

Afterwards, the ninja decide to take her in; one because she doesn't have anywhere to stay or go, and two, because she has powers that probably need to be advised and trained. So Misako fills out some paperwork and they surprise her with a ninja gi, and being Lloyd's adoptive sister.

She's now the purple ninja (sorry Nelson). She's also known as the dragon ninja; people call her both and she doesn't care which one she is called.

She helps the ninja fight for Ninjago, and she ends up in various worlds to help other people.

She's been to the TMNT 2012 world, Murder Drones world, Minecraft Story Mode, FNAF SB, Lackadaisy, an MLP infection world, Hunger Games, and more! (Some of it is iffy cause I don't have the worlds she's been to completely solidified, and the timeline is all over the place, so ya. All of these are also separate fron the canon universes, the Ninjago universe included. Kinda formed a whole multiverse thing)

Multiverse Headcanons linked here

Now, she protects people as a ninja, and works at the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex to continue her work there. Often she overworks herself due to having so many responsibilities (protecting Ninjago, fixing issues around the Plex, being spat out into random life threatening worlds, ect).

She's met the animatronics, Jesse (MCSM), Herobrine, Mordecai (Lackadaisy), and many many MANY more. (*Cough cough* totally not a Mary Sue 👀)

OH YEAH and in Crystalized, she 100% tears into Harumi for what she did. If Lloyd won't yell at her, she ABSOLUTELY will. And Morro is *also* alive during crystallized cause the Crystal king wanted him too. Problem is that he didn't realize Morro was a rebel XD.

I don't have her ninja suit drawn or designed (because I'm STILL trying to figure humans out akdjnjbd), so my basic idea for it is a mix of the Oni trilogy suits and the S11 suits. Her suit is purple and black with white accents.

The suit has similar patterns to the S8-9 suits, but she also has balck straps with pockets on them like Jay's S11 and up suit. She also has black gloves w/ a fingerless version.

I also like to imagine she has a western dragon symbol on the back in the Ninjago symbol style.

She doesn't have it on (almost) any of her human art currently, but she *does* have canines! (Think Nimona, with like, the rounded canines).

List of AUs (Google Sheets link)

I am SO normal about her. Totally normal 100%. ← lying

Some headcanons:

- Whenever she wants the split ends of her hair trimmed, she goes to Kai (he's the hair expert). He always makes sure it's JUST the frayed ends and not anything else (he knows what it's like to be very specific with hair lol).

- Galaxy, being a magical being, can sense other magic, whether it be people with magic, enchanted objects, or anything else otherwise magic based. The strongest person she can sense around her is Lloyd. She can actually tell who's there without looking because of this.

- Galaxy's dragon side has a protective trigger. She gets more aggressive, has less control, and is more violent when it happens. Her pupils also become more slitted. She only does this when she's MEGA angry. It's most often when someone close to her or someone she cares about is close to being killed, and dragon protective instincts kick in. She once bit someone's finger off. She doesn't regret it, however.

- Her dragon form is actually half mammal, half reptile, and she's warm blooded. (Idk how that works; dragon fantasy species go brrrrrrrr)

- Her phobias consist of arachnophobia, Algophobia, Atychiphobia, Erotophobia, Gamophobia, Lockiophobia, Tokophobia. She also has a fear of losing those closest to her.

- Galaxy has a scar on her forearm, one on her tail, one on her side, and one on her shoulder.

- Consistently losing braincells

- Favorite color is purple, favorite time of day is night, favorite season is summer

My Ninjago oc has the most cringe story ever LMAOOO-

[radawayghoul]

Hi Hi friends! :)

I'm not new here nor am I new to writing but I am new to writing on a public platform! Here are some people I will write for (please read my rules that are listed under this before requesting anything!):

The Last of Us (Part 1 & 2)

Joel Miller (fluff, smut, platonic)

Jesse (fluff, smut, platonic)

Ellie Williams (18+ only Ellie, don't be a weirdo) (fluff, platonic, allusions to smut but nothing graphic)

Red Dead Redemption 2

Arthur Morgan (fluff, smut, platonic)

Lenny Summers (fluff, platonic, allusions to smut)

John Marston (fluff, smut, platonic)

Dutch Van Der Linde (fluff, platonic, allusions to smut)

Charles Smith (fluff, smut, platonic)

Resident Evil Village

Karl Heisenberg (fluff, smut, platonic)

Chris Redfield (fluff, smut, platonic)

Moon Knight

Layla El-Faouly (fluff, smut, platonic)

The Mandalorian

Din Djarin (fluff, smut, platonic)

RULES

When requesting smut, be 18 and over. I will not take smut requests from anyone who does not have their age in their bio. I will likely not do smut requests from anons either for this reason, sorry in advance <;3

As listed above, 18+ for smut requests. I will only be taking smut requests for a handful of the above characters as some of them are easier to write for than others. Fluff, however, is open to all characters listed above.

Please be specific when requesting. I don't want to write something you don't enjoy because I misinterpreted your request

Absolutely no dubcon, noncon/rape elements, incest, proshipping, etc. of any kind when requesting smut. No dark themes or affair requests of any kind. Everyone in these stories is assumed to be single at the time of interaction x

AU requests are welcome! Just no cross-overs.

I will only be communicating through asks so feel free to send anything there any time but please only like once or twice per day. I'm currently in college so it'll take me a while to get to requests! I will do my best to get things out when I can :)

Hate of any kind will not be tolerated on my page. You will be blocked and/or reported x. Also, please do not repost my stuff anywhere unless you ask first, thank you!

Characters I will write smut for:

Joel Miller

Jesse

Arthur Morgan

Charles Smith

John Marston

Karl Heisenberg

Chris Redfield

Layla El-Faouly

Din Djarin

Characters I'm not writing smut for & why:

Ellie Williams - listen I get it, she's adorable in part 2! I'd just prefer not to write smut about her. It's hard to put myself in that mindset to even think about her in that way. (I will write things that allude to smut but absolutely nothing graphic. It's hard to put myself in that mindset for Ellie - sorry friends.)

Lenny Summers - I love Lenny, he's so cute! I actually can't picture Lenny being sexual in like any way. I know he's in a gang and literally kills/has killed people but like...I don't know I just can't lol. I will write LOADS of fluff and things that allude to smut but nothing graphic for him.

Dutch Van Der Linde - listen I KNOW! I know he's hot, okay?? I'd just rather not write smut about him, I'm sorry <;/3. He just feels too much like he'd be my father :|. Allusions to smut are fine though! Just nothing graphic for Dutch either.

Please feel free to request other people and ask if I am comfortable writing for them :) I forget sometimes. If you have any questions regarding the rules, feel free to ask those as well! And if you're still confused as to why I won't write smut for Ellie, Lenny, or Dutch, again feel free to ask! I will happily answer any questions anyone has!!! BUT, I want to make it abundantly clear that I will NOT be writing for Micah Bell under ANYYY circumstances. OR Bill.

Okay now that that's all out of the way, I look forward to your requests and I'm really sorry this is so long! I have an AO3 as well that I will be cross-posting on that I will link my masterlist once I make one!! Anyone that has any series ideas or requests are also welcome! Anyways, thanks for reading! :)

[enduracarrotchips]

YouTuber AU

Hello welcome to Dating Scandal but with Twitter Involved (nightmare)

A little exposition here: 

Link, Zelda, Sidon, Revali, and Riju are the most popular group of youtubers on the internet and have a huge fanbase that likes to theorize, draw fanart, and write fanfiction about them. Disclaimer, I don’t actually interact with real-person fandoms myself lol there’s just too much potential for drama and misunderstandings & they’re always bound to end in a dumpster fire but that is sort of what this au is about so.

Impa, Mipha, Daruk, and Urbosa are family friends that appear in a lot of their videos/streams. 

(This is an art blog I swear)

enter vidcon 20XX

Link: 

blows stuff up/sets stuff on fire with a side of cooking vids and gaming

most are filmed outside, he does those challenges where you try to cook stuff with limited ingredients/materials

has the largest fanbase of all of them, but not the most…intimidating.

does a lot of collab videos, mostly with Impa, Daruk, and Riju because they have similar interests/channels, but Zelda appears in his videos and is seen filming and the stans read too far into it

simps. i’m pointing at you.

Most popular videos are “shield surfing on rock!—how I broke my leg” “can Daruk eat Impa’s motorcycle?” and “how to inhale ranch dressing.”

Twitter handle is @ arsonistslullabye because he’s a hozier fan

45m subs

Zelda:

theories, analyses, conspiracies, and the occasional e x p e r i m e n t

she once got link to eat a frog for 50 bucks.

most people argue that she’s better than more popular YouTubers because she actually has quality content to give to the world and she has a lot of defensive supporters

She used to get a lot of hate before Urbosa spoke up about it and scared the bejeezus out of everyone

has an actual posting schedule

“Happy Sunday everyone, it’s Zelda Hyrule and today we will be talking about cryptozoology and why blupees exist, you cowards.”

Twitter handle is @ zeldaofhyrule and she is pan. just so you know. One of those calm extroverts that mystify me to this day.

18m subs

Sidon:

fashion/life hacks. Like gourmet troom troom but if they were real people.

Has the 2nd largest fanbase

most of them are girls

Sidon has a boyfriend though, which he told everyone at VidCon a few years ago

cue the drama and shipping and the entire fandom trying to figure out who the boyfriend is. A well known reddit thread emerged that presented the common guesses being Link, Sidon, and Zelda.

“But it can’t be Zelda, Sidon’s gay.”

“I’m not in the fandom but I thought Zelda was a boy??”

“Did you just say Sidon? Is that a typo? Are you saying that Sidon’s dating himself?”

Sidon x Sidon became a fandom joke.

Don’t look at me I’m just setting up all the worldbuilding. every fandom has their weird dark sides and Sidon x Sidon is the Linkcest of the Sidon YT fandom.

Mystery BF is actually Bazz, a pretty inconspicuous guy who appeared in a few of his videos. This was confirmed a year ago, but everyone still ships him with other YouTubers because they’re convinced he was lying to throw them off his scent. He really can’t catch a break and this is why you should not ship real people.

Twitter handle is @ officialprincesidon

says “beguiling” a lot

21m subs ᕙ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)ᕗ

Mipha:

Sidon’s sister, hasn’t posted a single video but just has the channel for show because she appears in so many of Sidon’s videos as a model for his makeup tutorials and whatnot

has 328k for that. Everyone loves her, she’s great. @ mimipha

Revali:

Link’s sworn rival

Link thinks they’re friends

He kept popping up in link’s Twitter threads and making snarky comments until zelda called him out for not even following link (so why was he stalking his acc) which kept the Twitter drama to a minimum

Revali was the catalyst of a few popular memes and that’s where most of his subs come from.

drags link into a few challenges that always get a ton of views because of how competitive they get

“ITS JUST ASININE” is a running joke that everyone tries to get him to say. His @ is itsjustasinine as well

Urbosa is the only person who can win an argument with him

5m subs and growing rapidly. newer to youtube than everyone else.

Impa:

Doesn’t have a channel she’s just a mutual friend of Mipha, Zelda, and Link

Rides a motorcycle, so she is used in a few of Link’s videos.

@ ihaveamotorcycle because she thinks having a motorcycle is a personality trait. the most unruly on Twitter when it comes to replying to fan’s stuff, leaking upcoming videos and generally causing chaos.

Mipha’s girlfriend. That’s how she met Zelda and Link.

Urbosa:

Is actually a model, but she has a ton of YouTuber friends because she’s known Zelda since birth.

when she entered the youtube community she didn’t realize she would be adopting like 15 children

5m subs. her videos are professional & related to her modelling career. @ urbosasfury

I feel like she would do unboxing vids. I’m not sure what she’s unboxing.

Daruk

Just a friend of Link’s, fun guy. yells a lot. once ate a rock and had no reaction.

people are scared of him for that reason

Riju:

yoga & gymnastics & “ha look at how flexible I am its eAsY” videos

you know the type

she also does reactions and is sponsored by save the sand seals charities which she is very enthusiastic about. She’s also Urbosa’s niece and the only minor in the gang (15). I like to think that the champions YT community is actually not creepy so everyone respects her a ton

doesn’t post frequently, she mostly appears in Link’s videos to jump out of airplanes or whatever. And sometimes Zelda’s if she’s interested in the topic. 500k subs, but she’s always really popular when she appears in Link’s videos.

VidCon:

In the months leading up to VidCon, some fans on the internet made a few discoveries: first of all, that the inside of Link’s house is painted green. This is a big deal because all of his videos are filmed outside either in his backyard or on trips that he and the brosquad go on to do…whatever bros do. explosions. idk. The point is he had some announcement about VidCon and filmed it inside. Only the wall and a potted plant were shown.

However, the colour was similar to the the shade of Zelda’s living room. Fans dug through years and years of old videos and found a clip of Zelda walking through a hallway, where there was an open door and a glimpse of a houseplant.

There were 2 types of responses to the theory:

“They could just be roommates guys calm down”

“and they were ROOMMATES?”

others pointed out that Link could just not have a house and had to crash in Zelda’s

Some guy on reddit claimed he had a botany degree and declared that the houseplants in the clips were not of the same genus. Normal people pointed out that the plant would have grown 4 years between the clips and would look considerably different.

#Zelink trended on twitter for a while and people posted other old clips from both of their channels and the frog video blew up again

Impa retweeted a post tagged as #zelink with “rofl” and later publicly apologized for causing confusion.

Fans noticed that in the “can a motorcycle drive over my arm” (it was clickbait he’s fine) episode 2 years ago, Link was eating out of a paper lunch bag with his name written on it in handwriting that a few people claimed to look like Zelda’s, leading people to believe that she had packed him a lunch.

However, this theory was shot down with the counterargument that Zelda can’t cook. although. i mean how much skill do you need to make a sandwich.

No one knows what tumblr is doing at this time

Zelda wore a scarf in her “Save the Sand Seals” video that matched identically to the scarf Link wore when he travelled to Hebra to film a shield surfing video, but it’s been debated wether it’s actually the same scarf or not.

Neither Zelda nor Link has spoken up about the theories, and besides Impa’s one slip on twitter, neither has any of their friends. Zelda received a lot of backlash for the assumption that she was dating Link because he has a lot of delusional fans that didn’t want her to “steal their man” or whatever the hell that type of fan would get mad about

Oh yea and bolson & karson run a zelink fanpage on twitter sorry I forgot about that

after that whole mess, everyone was even more anticipant of VidCon in the hopes that some of their questions would be answered.

The whole batch went to VidCon this year: Link, Impa, Daruk, and Riju are a gang while Sidon and Mipha go together and Zelda & Revali each go separately. Urbosa is there for supervision moral support

Zelda has always been much better at dodging questions that she doesn’t want to answer than anyone else, so her Q&A went without a hitch. When asked to confirm the rumours she said “which one?” and then moved on to the next question (without actually confirming any rumours).

Link is generally a more awkward person but eventually said that he had filmed the video in Zelda’s house because it was nicer and didn’t realize it would cause such an uproar. Fans were disappointed, but Bolson claimed he saw Link and Zelda exiting the hotel elevator on the same floor after Link’s Q&A session. No one believed him.

Fans went back to theorizing over who Link, Zelda, and Sidon were all dating, because apparently they can’t just be dating unknown people and have to be with other YouTubers

Sidon and Bazz got engaged about a week after VidCon, making at least 4 preteen girls cry

actually try 4 million

Sidon x Sidon made a brief comeback but Sidon spoke up about his fandom for the first time ever on twitter and told everyone that no, he was not dating himself. eventually, everyone settled down and accepted that none of them were in a relationship save for a few loud fans.

Link and Zelda still got the occasional “when will you tell us who you’re dating?” comment but most of them were joking and the people who still hardcore shipped them were generally frowned upon. Zelda’s popularity went up after VidCon and she regained the 200k subscribers she’d lost after the first theory dropped.

Two months after VidCon, Link posted a video titled “Zelda and I’s House Tour!” and gave around 45 million people a heart attack

as revealed in the video, they had actually been dating since they were 16 and everyone’s just a fool.

the potted plant is named Hestu.

[tiffanylamps]

Heya! Because i am awestruck by your outworldish writing so much, i really wanna know some secrets if you dont mind 👀

What inspires you to go and write out a fic? Like specifically, also these q's meant for jwds only. And how do you build the structure, think of the environment, and research?

Sorry if q's seem too vague

AHHHH! Hey!!

Thank you for your message- it's so nice to talk to you

Secrets, you say?? Hmm, I can share some secrets 👀

What inspires you to go and write out a fic?

When a piece of media consumes me (in the way Beyond Evil has), my mind becomes inundated with possibilities. I'm naturally an overthinker in all areas of my life, and that extends to things I am passionate about. I feel this visceral need to explore the text provided, but also, the subtext. So, the media itself is a massive inspo. I am not the kind of person that can just write whenever I want. For me, writing is an arduous and tiring endeavour that takes me a long time to get through. I cannot write unless I have the bug for it- which makes finishing projects very... interesting. (I'm terrible at finishing books, I'm terrible at finishing fics... it's a problem) I do not tend to plan fics in advance. There are only 3 that I can say were minorly "planned" (Indoctrination, By Desire, and one that isn't written/published yet). But that's because they're all interconnected. Most of the time, the words just present themselves and I have to type them down otherwise I'll forget them forever.

I'll give an example of a few recent inspirations:

Blessed Hands was inspired by some real-life sad shit that I guess my mind needed to process

Your Love's Whore was written because a few weeks ago, there was a scorchingly hot day and I wanted to imagine what a jwds hot girl summer might look like

An unwritten fic I thought of last night was inspired by a scene from One Spring Night (I have an outline and gave it the creative title of "hallway". But I have no intention of actually writing it thus far)

Indoctrination was directly inspired by a cafedecanela post that I can't find nor have the time rn to find (but I will look later and link it)

Another huge inspiration/aid is music!!! I'm like everyone else and absolutely live for music. So, I use it to help direct what I want from a story (the emotions, atmosphere, the "vibe"). A few examples are:

Indoctrination was written whilst I listened to sappy, sad Korean rock on repeat for about 3 weeks straight

Your Love's Whore was heavily inspired by five songs in particular: . Posing in Bondage - Japanese Breakfast . Bedroom Hymns - Florence and the Machine . New Ways - Daughter . Your Clothes - Can't Swim . Your Love's Whore - Wolf Alice . and I listened to the album Brasilian Skies - Masayoshi Takanaka on repeat whilst actually writing as I struggled to write if I can hear English words, my brain gets distracted (I hope that makes sense)

I have a whole long-ass jwds playlist on Spotify (which I made as soon as I finished watching the show back in Feb). I love it so very much because there are some absolute bangers in there that are 100% jwds.

And I'm going to keep adding to it until I grow tired.

And how do you build the structure, think of the environment, and research?

Ooookay, now I'm actually going to have to give this a think. The wonderful thing about fanfiction is that a lot of the worldbuilding and aesthetic has been done for you. (Thank you to the cast and crew of Beyond Evil). So, it's quite easy to impose your own impression onto a piece and explore what's already been established. For the fics I have released, I did do research in the sense that I didn't start my fics first. By that, I mean, when I finished watching BE for the first time, I started writing an essay (which required a lot of research, rewatching the show, dissecting scenes, researching film theory, using my useless art degree lol) exploring the show's queer coding. I wrote about 15K words (mostly were just ramblings) until I realised that I needed to explore these characters in a more artistic way. This really stems from the fact that I feel so connected to Joo Won; he and I share a few unhealthy coping mechanisms... (it's the yikes times). I've always liked Joo Won; I didn't have to adjust to him, I always saw his pov and understood where he was going from. I just felt like I got him (which doesn't mean to say, I didn't also openly laugh at him), so I think I wanted to write to work through some identity stuff I have going on. I've trying to learn Hangul in my spare time, I love Korean cuisines so I've been naturally researching that in my personal life, I also love me some snooping- so I use google maps a lot to just look at South Korea (and anywhere in the world really) and gain an impression of what different areas are like. I look up historical events, I research pop culture, etc... and I basically just try to dive in and ingest as much information as I can to make the characters and their world feel as real as possible. When it comes to writing Joo Won, I also use my own experiences (as an English person) to influence his use of language and mindset. When I first wrote Indoctrination, my partner read some of it and told me to change some of my language choices because I used English slang that isn't very universal. I listened to some of the suggestions but not all because Joo Won would totally call people a "pasty dipshit wanker"; or use words like "chuffed", "gutted", "plastered", "dodgy" (and so on) and use the c-word like it's going out of style (as does almost every English person his age).

In terms of structure, I don't write chronologically. I just write whatever comes to mind and then piece it together and edit like crazy. However, I DO LOVE MAKING NOTES AND WRITING OVERLY DETAILED OUTLINES. So... I guess it depends on the story. My three surprise/procrastination fics that I didn't plan at all (Drone Bomb Me, take my name, and your blessed hands) are some of my favourites. (I wrote DBM in a day- which I don't think I have ever done before lol) We can contrast that against a fic I can't even begin to write because the words refuse to come to me, is living as an 8,000+ word outline.

So..... There's not a lot of method to my madness, just spiteful determination.

(oooooooohhh some cheeky screenshots... now we're getting personal)

Yeah... I'm not sure what else to say. It's all just luck and stress to be honest with you. I haven't written fanfiction in years(!!!). Previously, I was writing an original piece that is currently taking a nap.

I think I have mentioned this to you previously but I'm so very grateful for your kind support and words of encouragement. They mean so, so much to me. I am just a wee insecure baby that is the poster child of dyslexia. I know very little about the proper use (grammar, etc) of my mother tongue because of an unconventional schooling experience, soooo to have you say such lovely things about my work, is just *chef's kiss and tears* perfection. Thank you thank you thank you thank you I hope this answers your questions. I'm not sure I have haha!!

(also, please, get some sleep and make you're eating your favourite foods)

Bye for now!

[redroomwidows]

hey i want to request something with Loki using the prompt "not wanting to lose each other in a big crowd", perhaps it could be set in the new Loki episode? sorry if its not good enough :(

this is exactly the sort of thing i wanted! thank you so much for sending this in anon!

WARNINGS: LOKI EPISODE THREE SPOILERS! Don't read on if you haven't watched it! Also, sorry for my inability to write fight scenes.

SUMMARY: Loki makes sure Y/n doesn't get lost, or dragged away by Sylvie...

WORD COUNT: 560. Me, write something over 200 words?? Unheard of

This is also for the people who want a bit of Sylvie x reader as well lol. there’s just a bit.

I am currently taking drabble/blurb requests. Learn more here.

Loki Odinson (Laufeyson) x gn! reader

It had been a long... well, Y/n wasn’t sure. Time worked differently in the TVA and time also worked differently on a place called Lamentis. 

Honestly, they weren’t even really supposed to be on Midgard when Loki escaped. Heimdall had let them go down to the place nicknamed ‘Earth’ to see Loki before he was brought back to be punished. They’d arrived and met the Avengers. A new group of mortal heroes who Y/n had to admit, looked cool.

But Loki had grabbed the Tesseract and they’d gone to take it from him, forcing them both into the hands of the TVA. The TVA wasn’t a bad place to be once Mobius had saved Y/n’s and Loki’s asses. 

Loki didn’t mean to bring Y/n with him when he first escaped, but he did the second time, grabbing their hand and forcing them through a time portal, after what Y/n had now nicknamed ‘Blonde Loki’. 

Blonde Loki - Sylvie - seemed alright after Y/n had narrowly missed being brutally killed by her several times in her fight with Asgardian prince Loki. Both had seemed to agree to not fight near them and Y/n was happy to step out the way.  Eventually. A somewhat of truce was formed and after a long eleven or so hours, the three were running through a shelter, towards an arc, their only way to survive. 

Loki had grabbed Y/n’s hand and was pulling them along, occasionally grabbing Sylvie as well, running naturally faster because of his height. When Y/n ducked as the two fought guards, one of them would always grab their hand first. 

“Oi!” Loki shouts as Sylvie drags Y/n along 

“What?!” 

“Why can’t I grab their hand! I don’t trust you!”

“Oh grow up!” Sylvie shouts back as Y/n lets Loki take their hand again.

Neither Loki nor Y/n had asked about Sylvie’s version of Y/n. Mobius had mentioned how Y/n variants and Loki variants usually met up in some way shape of form, and there was a mention of a Y/n in Sylvie’s file. The way she looked at Y/n, led them both to believe they’d been reset or killed in some way. 

Another group of soldiers run up and the fighting begins again, Y/n getting involved this time, finally using all that Asgardian spirit they’d been raised with. Everyone was taught how to be a warrior, even if they were reluctant to fight like Y/n. 

Y/n gets sneak attacked by a guard and they struggle to scream, being dragged away behind a building. Loki and Sylvie finish with their guards as Y/n struggles with their guard in an alley, rushing out and being dragged away by a crowd.

“Loki!” They shout and Loki turns to the direction of the crowd, running in and pushing past people to get to his partner as Sylvie sighs, following.

“You’re really attached to them, aren’t you?”

“Like you obviously weren’t” Loki rolls his eyes, seeing a glimpse of Y/n being attacked by another guard

“What does that mean?”

“Nothing!” he stabs the guard attacking Y/n in the back, throwing the guard over to Sylvie to finish off

“It obviously meant something!” she bites back as Loki checks Y/n over for injuries.

“Are you okay?” he asks and they nod, leaning into Loki before looking up at the arc as a meteor fries the top half off.

“Oh gods,”.

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[dorkshadows]

srry if this is out of left field but a while back i remember you reccing a pigsy x wukong fanfic to someone, saying it was the fic everyone that shipped the two in the chinese fandom has read? i cant find the link to the fic or your post now and i was wondering if you still have it on hand. thx!

Hi anon! Sorry it took me so long to come online. You know, I've been trying to stay off tumblr more and more often nowadays (with the exception of chatting with close mutuals), and one time, I did consider saying goodbye to blogging.

Then I saw this ask. And you single-handedly reminded me that I can't do that yet. I am NEEDED. So not a left field question at all! This is the kind of thing I'm here to help with.

I actually didn't have it on hand, so I tried googling adsfasdf and anon, I was literally searching for that fic for a grand total of like, 3 hours. The original fic was part of a large collection of individual stories. But it was pretty "famous" in the chinese jttw fandom, even for people who don't usually ship Wukong/Bajie. The fic was called 呆子 (Idiot) and was basically a 2-chapter story from Bajie's 1st person pov. He was in love with Wukong, who was in love with Sanzang, and the story was an AU take on the White Bone Demon arc. And it has an open-ending where maybe Wukong reciprocates.

It's quite angsty, but very memorable because it's extremely in-character (Zhu Bajie is nicer than his original self of course). The author didn't base it on any adaptation, nor did they "beautify" the main characters (so Wukong and Bajie are very much a monkey and pig lol). Anyway, the fic really stuck out to me the first time I read it. It's just one of those beautifully written rarepair things that sticks to your mind.

ANYWAY, google yielded a lot of people asking for the fic or reccing it, but with no links LMAO. But I knew you were counting on me anon, so I switched gears and went to Baidu. Again, I went through like 5 pages of dead links and questionable sites- until finally, I found a site with the mobile txt book (the entire collection, including Idiot).

So if you're here anon, I do hope you read it :'D

Here's the link.

Enjoy the read!

[odisn]

okay .   here's what I'm gonna do .

I'm going to look into the influences Thor has  on both Turkish and Scandinavian mythology ,  especially at the point they both intersect .   there are plenty of theories online regarding norse mythology’s Turkic influence ,  which I found really interesting .   so i'll build this into my portrayal through the headcanons I write ,  as a nod to Cengiz's heritage and the comments I have received .   i'll also learn more about Kuara and build out the notion of the legend of one inspiring the other . I want to emphasise here that I’m neither writing Thor as a god ,  nor am I going to write Kuara .   Thor is referred to ,  and arrogantly refers to himself as the God of Thunder ,  but at his core he’s basically an immensely powerful alien who happens to control storms lol .   his existence has been written into legends on Earth ,  and he is worshipped by some humans .   given the fact that I do take from both marvel and myth ,  I want to make clear that the asgardians are an incredibly powerful race ,  instead of gods as we know gods .  and that is something I also want to emphasise more in my portrayal ,   if it isn’t clear already .

there’s an anon in my inbox currently who raises a really valid point  about poc fancasting acting as an  ‘ exotic ’  element to an otherwise white - coded character .   I very much don’t want to be someone who does this ,   and though I believe i’ve always done my utmost to make sure that I don’t particularly lead my interactions or discussions in a way that implies  ‘ whiteness ’ of a character I have fancasted as a moc  ,  I will  be combing my blog to make sure that it’s  definitely  not the case .    if at any point I have coded my Thor to seem white ,  or any of my graphics look whitewashed ,  or i’ve compromised on writing and characterisation to focus on looks ,  please let me know .

I'm also very much aware of how inconsequential  these changes are in terms of platform and their impact on real - world situations .    so I will be doing more outside of Tumblr to understand Turkish history ,  culture ,  and the struggles Turkish people face ,  especially when challenged about their religion .   Cengiz and the show I initially found him on  (  Diriliş: Ertuğrul  )   has already influenced so much of this in me ,  to the point where I do enjoy learning about this history ,  and i'm learning Turkish ,  and I'm always open to more of this development outside of Tumblr .

other things to note :

I am not changing my faceclaim .    I'm sorry if you find it insulting ,  seeing a Muslim play someone who isn’t ,  but I respectfully disagree with that opinion ,  from my own lens as a Muslim woc .   from a Turkish pov ,  I know many people will send me messages saying I prioritised non - Asian voices over others ,  but if you look at my blog ,  there are several Turkish voices advocating for my current portrayal .  and there are a few others still in my inbox ,  which I read but didn't delete ,  or publish .      the division of these opinions does mean that I won't be able to please everyone ,  unfortunately .   but hopefully paying homage to Turkish culture in my worldbuilding should play a small role here ,  and i’ll focus more of my time to real - world situations where this kind of prejudice really does have an impact . I also want to say here that Thor as a  “ white god ”  is a notion perpetuated by white supremacists translating norse mythology in a way only they can  (:  and I don’t believe that Thor is ,  nor has to be ,  a  “ white god ” ,  by any stretch of the imagination .

I also want to be really transparent here  and say that I have no intentions of making drastic changes that require heavy amounts of research and time investment ,  because bluntly ,  I don't plan on being here for the long run .  this is why the links in my pinned post don't work ( lol ) ,  that’s why I haven't updated my mains / exclusives ,  and that’s why I legit don't care about how much " high quality writing " I get done on my blog .   and because real life is bouncing back to its regular ,   busy self ,  I don't want to invest time in something that won't have any tangible benefits in the long term .   

I absolutely won't hold it against anyone if they feel like this is a substandard course of action ,  and they wish to unfollow  /  block etc.     as always ,  more than happy to have an ongoing conversation here ,  and IMs are open to everyone   ---   especially if you want to discuss ways I can incorporate this understanding and development in #reallife .   

thanks ,  everyone  !

[stephspurs]

A Family Affair | Euro 2020 Football Fanfiction

Life is beautiful and life is cruel. A window into the souls of the victorious and the vanquished. In a way, football did come home during the summer of 2021. Follow along Amelia’s journey, navigating the football world as a tactical analyst for the italian football team, with a brother and father part of the three lions. Will Amelia leave Italy and come back to England? Will she leave the Serie A for the Prem? Will she set aside the bianconeri stripes for new colours, leaving behind friendship for love? Maybe she can have both...

Hello my lovelies!! Part 3 sees a whole lot Amelia's beautiful brain & you get your first slice of interaction with the british boys - leading up to an all important Mykonos adventure (part 4 - out friday). As usual, please let me know your thoughts and feelings, and let me know what you want to see happen with Amelia and her story! Updates have increased to 3/week! I hope you're enjoying it as much as I am!

Love always,

Steph xx

UPDATE as of 31/07: I've made some additional editing changes due to some feedback about the confusion between ben white (her brother) and ben chilwell (not her brother LOL). Nothing has been added to the story, just the addition of either surname has been added where i think it could be more straightforward - for future readers!

Part 3. | parte terza

warnings; none - just a whole lot of feels.

word count; 2081

writing tools; third person until dashed line, first person thereafter.

next update; Friday 30/07 5pm AEST. Updates are three times/week (Monday, Wednesday & Friday)!

Tags (as requested by users); @footballffbarbiex @obsesseds-world @abysshaven

link to fic masterlist here

It was the day after the final match and Amelia should be nursing a hangover due to the large amount of red wine she consumed with her Italian counterparts the night before. However, she finds herself at St. George’s Park before 9am, meeting one of her father’s colleagues who directs her to the recreation room that she remembers from a few days prior.

Standing outside the door, she assumed she was just waiting for her dad as agreed on the phone an hour earlier. As she was waiting, she could hear Gareth Southgate give a team talk to the players, praising them for their ability and pleading for them to bounce back from this defeat and use it to push on. The next voice she could hear was that of her father, giving them the tactical run through of the game. She listened to the points her father made, and both agreed and disagreed with some. Unexpectedly, the man sent to collect her opened the door and ushered her inside.

She stood at the back of the room, facing her dad and Gareth, whilst the team and other management staff had their backs to her. Making eye contact with her dad, he smiled slightly.

“Whilst I can offer you my opinion on the match last night, to better prepare you for the next time, there is no better opinion to learn from at this moment than that of your opponent. Amelia, would you please come up here” Dean really threw her into this situation, that again, she was not prepared for nor did she want to participate in. However, the 30+ sets of eyes that had currently turned around to stare at her didn’t exactly inspire a choice to be made here.

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“Lads, this is my daughter. I taught her everything she knows, which was probably too much considering I can now recognise that it was her signature plays that the italian side used to their advantage last night. Treat her with respect, or I will let her at you. Which i’m sure you all saw a few nights ago in this very room” My dad spoke as I walked up to the front area, weaving in and around beanbags with players occupying them.

Standing in front of the Three Lions was more nerve wracking now than it had been when she was confronting her brother, maybe Fede did offer her protection as his bodyguard. Either way, she put her big girl pants on (figuratively speaking, literally she was wearing her official puma tights and Italian polo) and got on with it as if she was speaking to her team.

“Thanks Dad. Hey guys, I think the first thing I would like to say is that you’re allowed to feel exactly how you feel right now. There is no rush to ‘get over it’ or ‘push on and learn’. You need to feel this now, feel it throughout your body, understand the pain and then turn it into motivation.” I speak to the group, trying to accurately express how sincere I am to this group of heartbroken men.

“As for tactics, I can stand here and praise you for how good you really are but that's not how you are going to learn. You came into the game hard and fast.” I paused, understanding the innuendo just as it was flying out of my mouth. I pursed my lips and tried to hold my giggle in, however some of the boys seem to have the same sense of humour as I do. My brother, face of steel and eyes that burn into any man that tries to joke with me.

“Sorry, can’t help myself. So yeah, you took charge of the game from kick off and we were not ready. You had the aggression and desire to push from the start and that's what you did, Shaw, you really surprised me with that goal. Not because I didn't think you could do it but because I wasn’t anticipating you being someone we had to watch so closely.”

“Again, something you guys need to keep in mind is that it is literally my job to know everything about you and how you play the game, what foot you prefer, who you pass to, how long you hold the ball before you pass, do you like to assist or score...all of these things make a massive difference in each play we make.”

“The error you made came around the 25th minute of the game, we had settled into the game and did what we do best - we slowed you down. In Italy, in the Serie A, which is where most of my team play, the game is a lot slower. There is more skill and tactic used to ensure a favourable outcome. Again, i'm not saying you all don’t have skill, but the Prem favours pace over tactics and strategy. The only way we were going to be able to win was by making you play our game, but in your half of the pitch.”

At this point, all of their eyes are trained to me and the more senior players of the team, like Henderson, Walker, Coady, Kane, they understand what i’m trying to say. Gareth, my dad and other members of staff are sitting to one side, arms folded and a slight smile on their face at the simplicity of my approach to such an important game. I direct my next question to them.

“Can I ask - have you already selected your man of the match?”

“Off record, yes we have. Before I announce to the team who it is, can I direct the question back to you and find out who you would award it to?” Gareth poses back to me, interested to hear my opinion.

“While the obvious choices would be Kane, Sterling, Maguire - your players who perform week in week out and are consistent and no doubt deserve an award as such. I would recommend Declan Rice. Personally, he was the most instrumental in the match last night. Every time we turned to attack, he was there to stop it. He was a player I was confident that I knew the extent of his ability, when it was obvious that I didn't.”

The boys around him, Mason Mount & Ben Chilwell, offered him a gentle shove and ruffle of the hair, to show their encouragement to the bashful boy who seemed surprised at the praise he was receiving.

“The other player that I think deserves a bit of a shoutout, and not because of his hair, is Jack Grealish.” I spoke, looking around the room until we locked eyes. I wanted him to understand how serious i was about my next words.

“You are so dangerous on the ball, you are an asset as a team mate, you aren’t guilty with the ball, but you have the power behind you to score when the opportunity presents itself. The moment you were subbed on I pulled Jorginho to the side and told him to treat you like Chiellini and Bonnucci were handling Sterling and Kane. You were one of my players to watch, and for good reason”

At the end of the little session, I said thanks to the boys for listening and that I hope to see them again in a tournament. The only way to be the best is to beat the best. After a quick round of applause that made me feel more special than I am, I walked past my brother, gave him a quick ruffle of his hair and met my dad at the back. Gareth dismissed the boys and they all stood up, breaking away and grabbing some breakfast that was set up to the side of the room, for one last team meal.

“Mills!! I’ll get you an almond croissant and a coffee, come sit with me!” Walker shouted from across the room.

“Oi mate, she’s my sister not yours” Ben counters from the back of the line.

“Yeah she's your sister by blood, mine by choice.” Kyle firmly states and begins his way to one of the tables.

“I suppose i better join Kyle before he drowns everyone in his tears” i joked with the england officials i was standing with before walking over to Kyle and a few of his team mates.

“Sooo am I supposed to pretend I don’t know who you all are so you can introduce yourselves? Or do we just mutually agree that I know too much about each of you and not bring it up?” I question the boys, jokingly. They all laugh and I sit down in the space Kyle left between himself and John Stones. I sat there and got to know some of the boys on a less competitive level, working out who was a leader both on the pitch and off it. After listening to the boys joke around and just be mates, rather than teammates, I leaned over to Kyle.

“Hey, before I go, do you think you can introduce me to Bukayo? I want to speak with him for a moment.”

“Yeah sure, I'll take you over there. Why are you nervous? You've never been shy before” Kyle questioned back at me.

“I’m not nervous, I'm just hyper aware of the sensitivity of the moment. Last night would have been tough”

Saying goodbye to the boys, Kyle directed me over to a table that was sitting my brother Ben White, Kalvin, Ben Chilwell, Grealish, Saka, Sancho & Rashford.

“Hey boys, Ben, I just wanted to come say goodbye before I head off.” I directed towards my brother. He pulled up a chair and asked me to sit for 5 more minutes, claiming he deserved it after months of no contact.

“Ben here didn’t let us know he had a sister as smart as you...what happened to you Ben? Did you miss that gene?” Jack Grealish poked at my brother. With his signature scowl on his face, Ben White let his mates laugh at his expense.

“Oh don’t make fun of my brother Benny, that’s my job!” I joked back, setting the boys off again with my brother’s childhood nickname. It was nice to hear some laughter again from a side that looked so solemn the night before.

“No in all seriousness boys, I especially came over because I wanted to talk to you Bukayo - what you did was so impressive. In a final, as the last penalty taker, to take on the responsibility of the nation at the age of 19! Not many players would dare to do that. You have earned a lot of respect, particularly from the Italian camp.” I spoke with a smile on my face, directed at the young boy.

“The same goes for you two” Now looking at Sancho & Rashford.

Bukayo looked down at his hands & smiled, before getting up and walking to my side of the table. Anticipating what he was going to do next, I stood up and welcomed him with open arms. Grateful that he understood my message and was beginning to accept the praise he so deserved. Stepping back from the hug, I turned to address the group of lads one more time.

“If any of you fancy a change of pace and want to come over to the Serie A, just give me a call - Benny can give you my number!” I start to speak, before I'm cut off but my brother.

“Stop poaching my mates! I’ve already lost you to another country. I don't need to lose anyone else” He jokingly says while standing to walk me out of St. George’s Park. I know it was a joke but I can't help but think there was some truth to that.

It had been more than 3 years since I moved out of our family home to start my life in Turin, and not one moment had i regretted it or thought i made the wrong decision. Don’t get me wrong, there are times when I wished I was closer to my family, but I know I had to make that move to prove to myself I am just as successful as I hoped I would be. Not saying I have learnt everything there is to learn with the Serie A giants, Juventus, but maybe it's time for a new challenge? Maybe I can bring the strategic spin on the game to the fast paced action of the premier league?

Part 4. | quarta parte