#i know it i just know it

[choices-binglebonkus]

If Sam and MC had a baby they’d burn down the entire city because they had a gender reveal party.

[auroradicit]

@deputyrabies said: 👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫 (for shane<3)

Bestie, I—

1. The first words Sabi ever said to Shane were “I’ve been watching you.” In her defense, she figured this would make more sense under the circumstances, and that having two rifles and a questionable number of knives pointedly sheathed and her hands up would be proof enough of her good intentions. Gentle reader, it was not, and also that shit is never not creepy. Bit of an awkward start for everyone involved.

(Sabi maintains that it was the only smart thing to do, given that she had any chance of pulling it off and wanted to know what she was getting into.)

2. Thinking about having already established that he's had to stitch her up once...there's a gnarled scar on her right bicep that she jokingly calls "his" (as in his fault, surely, except that these are freaks so I don't trust that at all).

3. One of them finds a pack of cards somewhere. IDK all I have is the Vision of the two of them with an incredibly weirdly themed deck spread between them on a rock teaching each other weird regional card games. Hell, Sabi might technically know how to count cards, I wouldn't put it past her.

4. The intimacy of shared acts of service....Sabi taking care of his weapons like she does her own, Shane sitting with her on watch, the two of them trading without talking when they can find canned food because they know each others' likes and dislikes so well by now. Let me do what I can to make anything better.

[pinkfluffybunnyy]

i have MAJOR blooming panic brain rot rn, specifically nightowl bc HELLO HAVE YOU SEEN HIM

[maiteo]

uruguay saving their energy so they can embarrass portugal

[karnakian]

leon  so  confidently  saying  this  as  if  he  himself  was  not  the  town  weirdo

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[lettuccine]

i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[maiteo]

I just knoooowww messy’s little ass is behind dybala’s lack of minutes

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from