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Today I saw the whole world
And I think heaven has a plot to take my life
#fanart#traditional art#pencil#dream xd#dream smp#old art#dsmp#he's got the whole world in his hands#i know he's a god but he's also a fucker#tbh i don't really care for dream but his smp was pretty good while it lasted#i don't support dream but damn i love his design#please don't attack me#art#borderline eldritch horror#he looks like a badger for some reason#my art
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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks
(I gave Silver one too :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#white rabbit festival#me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part#characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god#jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments#like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch#deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression#SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me#though we all know the real highlight#the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname#2) he almost certainly gave it to himself#3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol#epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look#deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about#also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean#deuce: i challenge you to a children's game#black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept#meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts#we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll#so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event#anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!
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pouring one out for andy robinson, he's the real winner today
#Has someone checked on him is he okay#Haven't seen the episode yet but tonight is for the girlies and the og twink fucker himself. God speed king#ALSO how did that phone call go. Did they phone him first or sid. How quickly did the word yes leave his mouth I need to know#Star trek#lower decks#andrew robinson#elim garak#julian bashir#garashir
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— mojo magazine full interview, oasis, may 2005:
+highlights:
liam gallagher: it's biblical innit, cain and abel... it's me and our kid. or me and you. two people who are the opposite, who become one.
[interviewer: are you holding an olive branch out to noel?]
liam gallagher: it's nice to put a band aid on it for a bit, knowwhatimean? i love him, i adore him, more than anyone else in the fuckin' whole wide world. but we also don't speak that much. we don't have to speak. but that song is basically for him. it's like, shut the fuck up. give respect and you'll get respect back. life, brothers and sisters, that's what we all want isn't it, respect?
[interviewer: or love...]
liam gallagher: but love is the same kind of thing. if you love someone you respect someone, you respect someone, you love someone. it all comes in the same... sandwich.
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[interviewer: he says ggtia is about you and him...]
noel gallagher: oh is it? is that what he said? for 6 months, i thought that song was ggti a-b-I-e. i'm very fucking confused as to what it means, but if he's writing songs about me then great. it's fucking better than writing songs about the missus.
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liam gallagher: me and him are brothers and we'll never be over. that's the beauty of the band. if we were mates then we'd be out on our arse before now, but we're in this forever. i'm a sense it was never over. but [la, 1994] was a dark time. what with our 'new found fame' and all that nonsense, and i thought maybe this was it. but in the back of my mind, there was always a way back. me and 'im will go on forever, and beyond... beyond this time. it'll go on forever and ever and ever.
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[interviewer: what would persuade you to pack in oasis?]
noel gallagher: what, altogether? i'd never pack it in. i can't leave oasis. i am oasis. it's be like pete townshend leaving the who and roger carrying on. i can never leave. i am the fucking band.
saw the famous excerpt about ggtia circulating again and decided to unearth the full interview. have never seen it on tumblr before, so ! had to provide🙂↕️
#liam gallagher#noel gallagher#liam & noel#oasis#mojo magazine may 2005#liam talking about guess god thinks i'm able#can't believe this one interview produced so many iconic quotes#how the fuck had i never seen the full thing before#and the bit at the middle w liam saying he doesn't like noel?? was noel in the room when he said that?? i wanna know so bad wtf#ALSO: that part where the interviewer asks ''or love?'' and liam says it's the same thing as respect?? and he wants both from noel?? jfc#fucking hell these fuckers#thank u to my friends again for putting me on this🙏#AND THANK U TO OP FOR POSTING IT ON THIS FORUM#archivesourced
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i have officially returned. ask me anything.
#random thoughts#i'll probably answer it tomorrow because i'm tired. i don't know why.#ciel if you see this i've been nicer to myself these past few days following your birthday. taking care of myself in general aspects.#which i sort of hate myself for but it's okay because. uh. i won't be like this forever. i'll be better at what i'm trying to do i promise.#new year's resolution is not fucking with me.........#oh also!! i've been sort of feeling like a dead person at times. and also like a cockroach. i have had to repeatedly tell myself that#i'm not dead i'm not dead!!!!#because i'm not. obviously. and i know i'm not. my brain is just silly. it likes to tell me i am things i am not like book characters.#and recently my mother got me my own rosary and we've been practicing praying together with my brother.#can you imagine how bad it must be for me to turn to christianity as a coping mechanism? not even when i was terrorized with death thoughts#not even in august for fuck's sake.#but it's actually not that bad. though i think i like the idea of organized religion more than i like being a part of it.#also i feel like my being catholic (mostly non-practicing) is betraying the queer community somehow. like. queer people have suffered#so much because of the christian church in general. so it's like. being christian is weird when i'm also queer.#but also then i feel weird when i try to do things in relation to christianity. like. put saint in my artist name.#that feels blasphemous i don't know. is it?????? it's not that serious either way but. augh.#i am going to write a song about this. also fellow christians is it okay to use the lyric 'uselessly clutching her rosary' or is that bad?#because i mean. technically. the she i'm referring to sort of is. because god isn't solving any of our problems.#he's just fucking. watching. if he's even real.#(and no my disappearance isn't related to the catholicism thing it's something else. as in the one thing i haven't told anyone else but cie#and an irl friend. if you are ciel then i am completely open to talking about said thing.#otherwise i will continue to drop cryptic little notes on my blog because I AM SILLY. {: )#going to play roblox now and maybe say hello to you fuckers on discord for a bit of fun. goodbye.
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*crawls onto dash like an axolotl*
i- i am alone. back home. writing time.
#I got halfway through Authority and it's honestly pretty baller. I think the protagonist will connect less with most people but#It still has that juicy juicy deranged Annihilation flavor. Oh your family was fucked up and that's why you can understand The Horrors#I want to carry the author over the threshold bridal style or something.#Also I got halfway through 'Foundations' which was written by a physicist noble prize winner with grossly inflated sense of ego who#was trying to make a religion out of Abductive Reasoning while barely knowing how Abductive Reasoning works. All his social takes#were fascinatingly bad (not wrong to be clear; just bad examples no solid logic) and he also clearly gave the halflife of C14#and proceeded to say that we used it for figuring out Neanderthals were in Europe a few hundred thousand years ago.#I swear to god physicists should have emotional support geologists they can consult on the phone whenever they're feeling#a bit spicy about psychology and philosophy and it would save the world half a dozen bad takes.#His physics and 'layman' outline of how the physical world works though was really good. I quite liked that though. I would've#finished the book except it's my brother's and it's not good enough I would steal it. Except that fucker bought#THE ALTERATION OF ECONOMIC GEOLOGY and for HIMSELF not ME and that I might yoink lol.#Anyway COOL I AM BACK IN MY OWN BED I CAN RESPOND TO SOME EMAILS AND TRY TO AIM FOR CHAPT 34#I hope everyone had a really good Christmas! <3#ptxt
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I was just ambushed within the turbulent halls of my own mind by some headcanons about rye ingellvar's childhood that did 15000000 points of psychic damage to me and my heart personally and also made me almost sure of how I want to play it all at the end (very very differently from how I imagined going in!). some 'oh holy fuck this changes everything' rocking my own world bullshit going on in my neurons right now I'm reeling
#I'm sorry to say that despite what I expected I think the dread wolf might be going down violently on my first run???#not because *I* love solas any less but because of who rye is and some of the twists I know happen down the line#which does make for a neat thing b/c I meant to play the crow I'm going with second as initially incredibly hostile#and then growing to feel for him and redeeming him at the end.#so if rye starts out very reasonable and sympathetic and then is brought to 'haha. no. fuck you forever for that in particular' at the end#...a pleasing cosmic symmetry in it I must admit. perfect and also makes me feel a bit sick#I'll try to put together something coherent eventually but for now#it's sort of a 'my name is ellaryen ingellvar you killed the guy#that my brain went 'close enough welcome back beloved and much missed deceased father figure' over. prepare to despair and die'#I think just the killing part might not have done it but everything that comes after? rye is a chill guy until he finally decides#that enough is fucking *enough*. and that was the most enough of all time for them#it also explains rye's accent (one of his primary caregivers growing up was a dwarf)! so many birds with one stone here#also I am so fucking sad now and I did it entirely to myself. I love fiction I love games (embarassingly genuine)#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#oc: ellaryen ingellvar#thank god that the romanced solas playthrough is the second one tho that does make things less dire haha#adaar would have given it the good old college try to get solas to change his mind right to the end I think#but even his capable hands and politician's mind could not hold back the sheer beware the fury of a patient man storm#that is about to hit solas for the shit he just pulled. I think rye and solas are -- as it turns out -- TOO alike in many ways#...solas buddy I'm so sorry I'll come back for you on the second playthrough and make it right I swear fhsak#it's just that a second dead dwarf dad has joined the chat to haunt the narrative (and this time it's fucking personal frfr)#it's almost scary how quick I've gotten attached to my rook tho. I've waited A DECADE to save this bald elf man from himself#and then rye shows up with steel in his normally kind eyes going 'no. I want that fucker *dead*'. and I just go anything for you babyboy#I'll see what we can do. unspeakable stuff
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you are watching mythic quest season 3. i am watching the mythic quest season in my mind where cws death has an actual effect on most of the characters that prompts their development. we are not the same
#someone ask me to elaborate (PLEASE)#jk i’ll do it anyways#i just think that. for me death is something that is very emotional and to see it unutilised here is disappointing to say the least#like the fear of death coping with loss is something i KNOW these fuckers aren’t equipped to handle#and it doesn’t effect all of them and it’s not cw all centric#ian has a midlife crisis rachel loses her creative mentor david starts thinking about death and how people will#remember him (s2ep8 callback) we even saw brad moved at that bit to stay close to your friends!#poppy is too shunned to care dana is too emotionally healthy and doesn’t know cw that well jo. jo#david being in this state can also help brad show jo he’s weak (seeds of doubt in david’s leadership)#and ALSO dana not having an emotional reaction to cws death can also create#more of a rift between her and ian because it’s something she just can’t relate to#ian also mourning in silence also would’ve been so much fucking sadder after sarian knowing the two parental figures that admired and#inspired his creativity are gone#god#this show is evil anyways#also i have a long sad letter cw would write rachel from the grave would y’all like to see that#mythic quest#kaitlinshottakes#poppy li#brad bakshi#ian grimm#cw longbottom#jo mythic quest#rachel mythic quest#dana mythic quest
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Seyeong being a petty, catty bitch will never not delight me. He's such an asshole. I love him.
#Netkama punch#I am SO NORMAL about netkama punch YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW#(I've gone over all the raws I'm so excited for the end)#I love that we're finally getting more of seyeongs backstory and why he's a dick#But that man is the PETTIEST mother fucker and I love that for him so much#(also the prettiest 💅🏼)#'i was told if I gave u the clan u would jump into my arms' 'stop listening to woohyeon' 'howd u know'#He meets woohyeon in person ONCE and immediately knows there are no braincells shared btwn him and heejae#Woohyeon and Heejae both think they're holding the braincell but they're wrong#Its seyeong but then he panics and fucking LOBS it elsewhere#My proof: woohyeon insisting seyeong was playing hard to get. And then Heejae believing him.#There is not a braincell between them#Seyeong only gets it sometimes bc he was rightfully freaked out by someone he knew online tracking him down#(and then he starts reluctantly hanging out w heejae until it's less reluctant)#God I love them. I love them I love them I love them#Seyeong 'when will heejae get tired of me'#Baby he is NEVER getting tired of you that man is a whole ass red flag JUST for you!!!#He had yoona drooling over him and he decided to chase after YOUR petty grumpy ass instead#They're so fucking terrible I love them so much
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I desperately need bells hells to go the route of campaign 1 and have a year break to themselves before the Big Thing happens and they have to come back together for one last hurrah
#critical role#bells hells#also helps braius feel more inclusive to the group like tary#like let ludinus be their big red dragon#yeah the gods are threatened whatever#he feels like small potatoes at this point compared to what the hive mind has been doing to Ruidus for centuries#love m9 but throwing them at a villain they don’t understand on a emotional level feels like contingencies will be overlooked#they kill the hive mind great there’s probably a million different way those fuckers have made sure they survive in emergencies#m9 are smart af but they don’t have researched insight#anyway I’m rambling and I know people have already pointed out all this
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i'm gonna try to keep my reblogs on the whole situation to a minimum bc honestly while this blog is for whatever i wanna put on it i do not need to scroll down my blog and be reminded immediately + i'd. much rather save my heavier thoughts on it when talking with my brother later but. will say to please avoid doomscrolling and also that even if he wins after everything's been counted up then we have to survive. even if it's just out of spite
...i'm mostly just pissed that i have to be stuck in this damn country living with parents who actively voted for me and my younger siblings to lose our rights since we fall under multiple minority groups. lmao.
#ghost whispers#current events#us politics#sighs. my mom is literally a black woman and voting for this fucker still probably bc god knows what her problem is#and my dad is an elon musk fanboy and has been for years and idk there's no saving him or my mom since she knows#idk. i hate them for helping endanger me and my siblings multiple times now.#all of us being mixed race. having women's rights apply to us in some way. also being queer. idk.#it also makes me mad if he wins bc most of my family has had passports planned in case he wins. i will never see some family again.#and i'm also mad bc they fucked my voter registration up multiple times and then my dad wouldn't take me to vote BC he knows i don't like-#-trump and has known for years so. yeah. that's my situation rn#anyways my one time bitching about this on here if i bitch more it's not gonna be in public or it's gonna be with my brother and sister ✌️
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I don't think I've ever really cared about shipping in my life. I'm generally just cool to go with the flow. If something is written well or drawn well then I'm for it.
But I will say. The DC writers trying to push Jon/Irey and Damian/Irey tire me. I am not impressed with the dynamics going on there and the idea of Irey being in the middle of a love triangle is contrived and upsetting.
I felt safe before because Irey is 9, Jon is an adult with a boyfriend and Damian is a teenager. DC wouldn't let that happen. I knew the shipping going on behind the scenes but everything was fine. It couldn't happen.
But then we got alt universe Supersons. The same age as Irey. And Irey blushing at them.
Suddenly everything was very much not okay.
Again, I'm generally cool with whatever but I'm putting my fucking foot down at this one.
No.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.
NO.
#i will fucking fight people on this one#NO#JFC NO#because i know Adams' end game here. He hinted at future Irey being married to Damian and they have that whole bickering thing going on rn#and Jon and Irey have that whole crush situation and im like ?????? fucking NO#look. Irey does not exist to be a love interest. she is nine years old. and she certainly doesn't need to be in a fucking love triangle#ALSO NO! SHES NOT MARRYING A BAT!!#ARGH#let her exist because shes a child and then eventually (when the time is right) she can have her first crush on Tai as god intended#its not hard#Irey in the future was all 'teehee. dad you hate my husband' and im just... this is the only goddamn time i condone a shovel talk#but like... follow through Wally. follow through with the goddamn threats. erase that mother fucker from existence#im physically ill at the thought of that marriage
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Leave it to this show to release such a depressing first episode-
#interview with the vampire#spoliers in tags#okay#so#first of all my heart dropped when i noticed that the picture of his 'wife' was a picture of his sister#like he still has it. he hasn't lost it#(person who already knows claudias fate voice): wow i hope she is okay soon#(i am dreading it)#(i kinda don't want to see it but also i have to)#(oh no)#(oh god)#the ending in the carriage was sweet until that fucker showed up#man 🐴#interview with the vampire spoilers
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no im still on maffhew calling the forsymaffhew lovechild a missile
#txt#missile#i have also learned ive mispronounced missile all my life at least in american terms#wdym you guys dont say mis-AISLE#the culmination of living in city where we're all 1st/2nd gen immigrants whos primary language at home is not english#anyways male equivalent of rocket... missile#sorry my queer mind can't understand that#my gender is when we played house in 2nd grade i didnt want to play because i had to be mom or dad and i went well im only playing if i get#to be like the family dog and they all got nervous because that felt mean and the teachers would scold them#and i was like nah its fine check this shit out (runs around and barks)#my gender is when the classroom got seperated into boys and girls i staunchly refused and insisted i be in my own group as a joke and#everyone was okay w that because it was the height of lolz so random! and i was the poster child for that so naturally yeah thats#charming and cute yeah tumblr user ratatatastic you can have your own group and that was the class joke and it never felt mean because#it was a small sheltered school and weve all know eo since we were like in daycare#my gender is hey i volunteered at a pride festival and ive always struggled with expressing any sort of femininity and bristled pretty#badly because it gets beat into you and after the pandemic i chilled out a lot after sitting with it and this is all to say#i got partnered with a brazilian guy because i was the only one who spoke spanish on shift at the time and while he spoke 3 languages#(eng esp por) sometimes he struggled with how to say something and changed languages like he was channel surfing which was refreshing#because i do the same thing so it was this weird culmination of both of us code switching heavily and acting as translator for eo anyways#this is all to say when i toddled in no one really knew what to make of me pronoun wise and what he decided to do instead of just ask me#like a normal person he just he/him'd me and then proceed to call me good girl in the exact same sentence and i laughed about it at the time#proceeded to file it at the back of my head for when i got home so i could despondently stare at a wall for 5 hours of what exactly that#entails about me and why it didnt bother me at all and i was like huh the panic never stops thats fun you can just have random revelations#even when youre an old dog in the game at 23 and known your gender fucker wuckery since you were like 12 like oh great#conclusion is that i dont know why god sends me his toughest battles im a crybaby AND a whiner LIKE PICK SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY#anyways hehe missile#sorry we lost the thread here
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god i need straight ppl to be fuckin normal abt gay intimacy like right now
#for doa just in case bc ik hes uncomfy with it ill tag it#heartstopper#heartstopper ment#OKAY ONTO MY RANT#a new heartstopper webcomic update dropped the other day and im SOOOO#it was good!!! like it was sweet i have no problem with the actual material#its just how ppl perceived it that makes me wanna explode#its intimate near the end and everyones like 'OH NO LOOK AT THEM THATS CRAZY CALM IT DOWN'#THEYRE FUCKING TEENAGERS U NUMBSKULL#I THINK TWO TEENAGERS KISSING IS THE LEAST OF UR FUCKIN WORRIES#it makes me so mad. bc no one freaks out this much over straight ppl being intimate.#yes heartstopper is the more 'innocent and cheesy' gay media which makes it easier for straight ppl to digest#which also just means that they'll flip tf out as soon as anything other than fluff is brought up#theyre teenagers in love of course theyre gonna be fuckin curious man its so stupid#u fuckers freak the hell out when they make out but then turn around and watch whatever trendy straight romcom is popular and its even wors#i am livid. please stop thinking that gay ppl can either be completely repulsed or completely obsessed with sex.#its fucking natural#god i hope this makes sense pls give me ur thoughts on this i wanna know what other ppl think abt this too
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me and the generic extra strong Tylenol and the pure rage in my system
#Every once in a while I think. It’s not too bad home. I’m over dramatic. It’s not bad and it won’t be bad when I go home and never been bad#Then actually think and remember#I shouldn’t have been hit as a small child. I thank god that my parents stopped that with me.#But also. I should have been taken seriously when I went To them with concerns and shouldn’t have been brushed off.#But also to be a 14 something year old and to realize your parents aren’t in love is a crushing feeling#Since that must have been when. 13-14. Appa passed. Pandemic times. I’m sure my father. Since this would have been the last time I saw Appa#We went down to visit. Dad didn’t go he had work. He sent us off. I remember sitting in the passenger seat by mom in driver#Dad praying for our safe travel and for him going in for a kiss and the moment of hesitation and unwant from my mother#And the awkward silence and the way everything seemed to just shift to the side#That was summer of 2019. My first time realizing my parents weren’t both in love happened when I was 13-14.#I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.#And going to college has me feeling so guilty. Like I fucking ditched my siblings? The kids I raised as a child myself?#(I had to go. I don’t know if my scholarship would have held I don’t know if my financial aid would have held. I couldn’t have waited. )#(I would have likely done something bad to myself. Genuinely. If I weren’t able to be here. If I had to stay. I wouldn’t survive that.)#my siblings are fine. They have no responsibilities. My sister is manipulative. They will manage. They want me to get the education I need#They aren’t going to have to use their own college money to pay to be able to eat because the parents won’t feed them for the summer#I went into college with at least a couple hundred less than I should have. Because I had to parent. I had to feed my siblings.#And I had to pay to fill the gas tank on my father’s gas eater truck. We couldn’t be home because of the selling home situation.#I had to do something to get us out and to feed us but I didn’t get paid back for anywhere near all of it#I don’t regret it. But a kid shouldn’t have to pay for them and their siblings to live.#But then I remember the dread I have for returning ‘home’ for the breaks. I don’t know what I’m going to do.#If I can’t work all of the breaks then I either won’t be able to pay next semester#Or I’ll have almost no money in savings. Like nothing to my name. Can’t buy gas. Can’t do anything. Can’t buy food.#Unless the next scholarship stuff I’m doing pulls through. But I’m willing to work the whole break just to get away from either house.#I want to violently shake my parents and get them to comprehend#Father you have dropped 260$ into my bank account in the last two weeks. Why could this not be earlier in the semester.#Why couldn’t that be in the time and fashion you FUCKING PROMISED for helping me pay my schooling?#You have money to spare. Stupid. Why couldn’t you help like you promised.#Mom you fucker. I get that you are kinda with a new man now. But you’re leading yourself into a relationship with a man you said yourself#You don’t want to date because he wants to move away with his sister and because he hates it here
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