#i know everything

[theknightandhersteed]

For some reason when I was first listening to tma, I didn't process that Elias was the head of the Institute. So my first introduction to him was that Jon was going to ask him to increase security (because worms).

I thought that Elias was just the security guy. He was the one security guard in the place or something. And so I created this picture of him in my head where he was this semi-spiffy blond 30yr old guy who was super laid back and smoked weed.

And then I figured it out, and I was sad bc I had to change my brain picture of him.

BUT THEN

I WAS ACTUALLY R I G H T

AFTER MONTHS OF THINKING I WAS JUST BAD AT LISTENING

TURNS OUT I'M ACTUALLY JUST PROPHETIC

SO TAKE THAT

[keyh0use]

11 + an extra row ??? (I've been doing too many)

[offical-tea-spiller]

*shows up to a private meeting*

Oh no, gasp you caught me.

I suppose I'll have to tell you everything I know...

Oh, hi bestie, @feyrecursebrkr need to catch up while we drink some of my famous tea.

@the-moon-on-a-string, Beron is not your real dad, son, I am... Actually, it's @daycourt-daddy.

Also, Lucien Spell-Carver, you are the heir of the Day Court.

Lady Autumn, you and Helion are mates.

@shadowbabiesdaddy Morrigan is queer, child. Good to see you are too to some extent. Congratulations on the wedding by the way.

@futureautumnhighlord some of your folks are planning a revolution since they figured out you were in on killing Beron. Just a heads up.

...I suppose that is all for now... Also, I'll take that! *takes cloak off of @therealradicallord and puts it on* Love this design way better than the black ones I usually wear!

*disappears, leaving everyone stunned*

[cottoncandyswisherz]

i told yall the bitch was weird as the fuck. i stay being right.

anyways, peaches encouraged me to tell yall my side so here we go. (im not using no ones real names so iykyk) also the screenshots are gonna be on this.

last month, selenascorner asked me in my inbox if she could message me (as anon). i didnt know who she was so i said of course. she dm's me and told me she was friends with a friend of mine. (im not finna put her in this)

so me and her talked for like 10 mins and she seemed chill. my tumblr dms was acting dumb so i sent her my ig and we started talking there.

she asked me what i was doing and how my day was going and i cant remember what i told her but she told me that her ex gf was showing up at her house. i wasnt really triping on that because im an oversharer so i told her to call the police. and she said no. which threw me tf off but i was like "she right fuck 12" but then she said she wouldnt call the police because her and the girl were still friends.

and THEN she told me why her and the girl broke up and i was thrown off again. (this is all within 20 mins of speaking to her for the first time.)

so we talked about that a little and she asks me if our mutual friend was texting me back. i said no. she said that the mutual friend was always disappearing on her and i told her that our they were going through alot rn and to just give them time but she could talk to me IF she needed to.

so she told me some shit that the AVERAGE person wouldnt tell a person within 45 mins of knowing them. (this is coming from a chronic oversharer. )

so im doing the best i can to help her. im giving her some dr. phil ass advice and shes saying no to all of it. shutting it down and continuing to trauma dump on me about her family and her health.

and i felt bad. but at the same time, if she wasnt gonna do what she had to do to get better then i couldnt have her in my life. i have my own shit going on. and yall can call me selfish but im allowed to be.

anyways. i blocked her. and she ran to our mutual friend as if they was gon whoop my ass or sum. and she told them her victim complex ass version of what happened, which made my friend come to me. and i told my friend that i stand on what i did. the next day, my friend told me that selenascorner kept bothering them about me so i unblocked her and we talked. from there i knew what type of time she was on so i left it at that.

the rest of the shit ik about selenascorner has nothing to do with me so im gonna keep it to myself and give my friend the choice to speak about it.

heres the ss. (i drew over the names and shit due to privacy but yeah)

after i unblocked her.

my friend and i's convo

[bookofmirth]

The need to protect people from spoilers they don’t want versus the need to correct absolute batshit misinformation

[madame-mongoose]

stop checking this blog for like 2 seconds and it’s all resident evil…. I see the mold got to you… anywqays did you know Wheatley is in team fortress 2 and he has unique voice lines I feel like not enough people know about this it’s really funny

ghhsjhjfhjj coughs up black ooze e,,eth,an wint ers,,

Also yes of course I have a full encyclopedic knowledge of everything wheatley I am his wife after all

[felizzlemynizzl]

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

guys omg I’m so sorry for being ia I was graduating but I’m so back. WE’RE SO BACK!

[youth-liberation-june]

guys the craziest thing just happened to me, and i was positive about it!

kinda triggering for me

(semi youth oppression storytime semi LOA motivational post? 😬🩷)

my egg donor out of nowhere interrogated me on my gender, saying i was “always going to be a girl,” and that was why TRUMP IS IN OFFICE 🤯

WE ARE BLACK, REGARDLESS OF HER CULT, WHITE SUPREMACIST CHRISTIANITY

said she'd make me stand near my room until i answered her. didn't matter, i was in the new story.

i didn't surrender to the old story. despite it all—my heart was beating—but i stood firm in my power and reminded myself i was already in the new story by affirming, i already left the old story, my mind is so powerful and absolute, etc.

as i was doing it, it reminded me of this video and its inspo, and how i was being very brave (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

then she let me go 👀

after this i should be able to do anything smaller than that 😒

anyway as i'm typing i'm listening to the concert version of drunk walk home by mitski

wonder if that's a good idea 😏

[orrsoared]

My friend: I saw this hockey fight -

Me: Trent Frederic and Brandon Tanev

[justforthedead]

[liliz26]

Lol

[scribblenotestone]

airy i know where you are, i know everything, arity. i kwon wh oyour are, airition

[arytha]

Did you know?

I do know.

[eyra]

it was a knitted jumper, are you psychic?

[flowery-king]

DID YOU KNOW THAT IM A MAN

Of course