#Tea spilled

[lightasthesun]

my ex aupair kid the other day, all of six years old, sprouting wisdom completely straightfaced:

taylor swift is my favourite singer. She can sing really high and really low notes.

[offical-tea-spiller]

*shows up to a private meeting*

Oh no, gasp you caught me.

I suppose I'll have to tell you everything I know...

Oh, hi bestie, @feyrecursebrkr need to catch up while we drink some of my famous tea.

@the-moon-on-a-string, Beron is not your real dad, son, I am... Actually, it's @daycourt-daddy.

Also, Lucien Spell-Carver, you are the heir of the Day Court.

Lady Autumn, you and Helion are mates.

@shadowbabiesdaddy Morrigan is queer, child. Good to see you are too to some extent. Congratulations on the wedding by the way.

@futureautumnhighlord some of your folks are planning a revolution since they figured out you were in on killing Beron. Just a heads up.

...I suppose that is all for now... Also, I'll take that! *takes cloak off of @therealradicallord and puts it on* Love this design way better than the black ones I usually wear!

*disappears, leaving everyone stunned*

[sailorbrazil]

[kinkgineer]

I love spilling tea with my partner <3333

[malasthings]

Somewhere along my journey, I learned that letting go was the same as giving up, and giving up is weakness.

-Nikita gill

[sippingteaa]

HATERS (defined) People who wish they were you.

Now I really got some HOT TEA for y’all. Let me TELL Y’ALLLLLL. Okay first of all cyber bullying isn’t good nor is it a trend so DON’T do that. On the other hand, there are some b*tches who think it’s cool to bully someone. That’s right, we’re talking about you Nelly, Alvin and Hei Wan! (Names are fake, don’t bother looking them up) although if you know where to look *cough* tiktok *cough* then good for you because I specifically saw this drama going on there. 

Anyway! See, idiots like this are the SOLE REASON why I do not believe in humanity. These 3 stoogers done took this girls pic, made memes out of them called her ugly and said she’s a demon. Have you guys looked in the mirror lately? Not gonna lie, bUT DAMNNNN you need help in all angles. I mean how low can you be to cyber bully someone just because you salty you ain’t them? Listen, Nelly, Alvin and Hei Wan, I’m not one to be mean but like maybe consider looking at yourself before calling someone ugly online and making memes out of their pic? lmao. Also while you’re still reading, idk how you can be so salty just because she’s dating someone better than you? I mean you cheated and now you salty she moved on i-. 

Safe to say you can always count on tiktok to give you hot tea.

Well guys an update on what’s happening to each of em, the girl who was bullied is doing really good in life as well as tiktok and the rest well...can’t keep up. 

AND THAT’S THE TEA, SIS!

Xo, G. 💋

[rat29]

What beef What have i missed

Apparently Pierre and Esteban were rivals from a pretty early age and used to hang out a lot. But it seems like things soured right around the time they stopped karting. Pierre said they still talk occasionally but not about racing.

It’s a shame because i likes Ocon when I watched the first season of drive to survive. I think it’s because they portrayed him in a pretty positive light and talked about how hard his family worked for him to be in racing. So there’s a part of me that understands why he’s so easily frustrated by losing.

Still it’s not like I know either of them in person. Pierre seems like a really sweet guy and from what I’ve seen he wouldn’t just stop talking to someone without good reason. He also mentioned he likes hanging out with Max so I’m assuming he has a pretty high tolerance for competitiveness. I’ll have to look into it more!

[izziessogay]

I always thought I had crushes on a few boys and wanted to be many women when I was younger, but it was actually the exact opposite... heteronormativity is a lovely thing, isn't it

[shaylee-summerss-stuff]

Favourite sexual experience you've had?

Hmm... Should I expose this since this was from my last ex... First time sex in the sofa with him when his fam was sleeping. It was fortunate I know how to be quiet that time 'cause he fucked me real good and that was also the time I found out about my daddy kink hehe 🤭

Please send a personal question

[thatyanderecritic]

y’know what i’m tired of? taking borderline abusive and outright abusive characters who berate, rape, and physically abuse the main character, and painting them as yanderes just because they’re possessive. i dig those traditional yanderes, the super happy-go-lucky ones who are actually LOVESICK and LOVE the S/O, and just happen to commit first degree murder on occasion or stalk the S/O. the entire point of yanderes, that differentiate them from sadists, is the LOVE aspect. thoughts?

^That’s you anon.

Oooooh shit! You pour so many cups of tea that you got a cup for everyone on the planet and on the moon. 

Mad respect bruh and you pretty much said everything that Julie and I been trying to say on our blog. 

We the audience know what we want but it seems that the authors don’t imo. Guess it’s up to us to make stories we want to read, eh? Keep dropping that mad roast, sis. 

[sippingteaa]

Relationships are like waves, but make it tsunami.

Y’all have no idea what Darius did, what a f*cking b*tch. Apparently, this guy is one to use the word “love” very loosely. So Darius was seeing this girl okay and things went down very badly between ‘em BUT! Darius decided to turn to an ex during the bumpy road. He told his ex that he truly loved the girl he was involved with but then proceeded to kiss his ex right after saying that??? Ummm what?! Obviously when she found out she was heartbroken but his ex had the AUDACITY to say that she(the girl Darius was involved with) shouldn’t even feel hurt because  she “stole” Darius from her (his ex). SISSSS!!! It ain’t her fault he left you in the first place!!!

As for now, Darius is STILL playing the victim acting as if the girl was the one who broke his heart, as if…

 AND THAT’S THE TEA, SIS!

Xo, G. 💋

[fangirl-ofhearts]

Tea? Spilled.

Wig? Snatched.

Hotel? Trivago

[sacesinianxerochrysum]

I hate my brain sometimes, the other day I was making myself a cup of tea, I had the tea herbs in my hand and I thought

"Would be a shame if you had a spasm now"

And I spilled tea herbs everywhere on the counter because Im a dumbass

[stardust-revengers]

ma’am i’ve sent the tea

ma’am i’ve received the tea.

[my-dreams-come-true20]

All the tea is spilled and everyone is exposed.

[kirbymochii]

Tea being spilled

Whoever imaged having the perfect life? With having the best family and traveling the world, being with your siblings, having experiences that you thought you never thought you see, being in love and going to college and bumping into your husband that you had 3 kids with and with your gorgeous house with two dogs and maybe a cat, with your big and wealthy job and with your nourishing loving family. My life was not so lucky. it was lucky in the most imperfect ways possible. Having a single mother raise me and build me up like I was roots from a tree. If you could make your own description of a tree what would it look like to you? To me it wouldn't be perfect. It would have some mold and bark falling off, maybe a few squirrel family with to many problems, a couple of birds to gossip about they're day, and maybe some branches broke off but they all come to that tree cause it gives them shade. It gives them safety to be who they are and not be afraid. Even the highest branches can get fearful of the unknown. Be your imperfect you. Don’t let perfection get in the way of you.