#Tea spilled

[offical-tea-spiller]

*shows up to a private meeting*

Oh no, gasp you caught me.

I suppose I'll have to tell you everything I know...

Oh, hi bestie, @feyrecursebrkr need to catch up while we drink some of my famous tea.

@the-moon-on-a-string, Beron is not your real dad, son, I am... Actually, it's @daycourt-daddy.

Also, Lucien Spell-Carver, you are the heir of the Day Court.

Lady Autumn, you and Helion are mates.

@shadowbabiesdaddy Morrigan is queer, child. Good to see you are too to some extent. Congratulations on the wedding by the way.

@futureautumnhighlord some of your folks are planning a revolution since they figured out you were in on killing Beron. Just a heads up.

...I suppose that is all for now... Also, I'll take that! *takes cloak off of @therealradicallord and puts it on* Love this design way better than the black ones I usually wear!

*disappears, leaving everyone stunned*

[equalhealerr]

very surprised caitlin is still with connor, saw her talking with a brunette in iowa a couple of weeks ago and thought they have broken up

Oop! Tea... appearently they were broken up while she was in Iowa

[haydenigmatic]

!!!!HUGE SPOILERS!!!!!

Alright look, they did it just one time, and Merindah had a lot going on, that when she found out that their regretful encounter had left her a little something called Drystan, she contemplated the repercussions this posed for her children and thus decided to make everything she could to distance herself from Branton, even suggested Bhaltair to appoint him as the commander of the city watch so he could not spend too much time with them. Now for dear uncle, he believes that to have occurred twice, let's say around the time the twins were conceived, like a couple of days after, he was drunk as a skunk so the fool thinks something did happened, and might foolishly think he fathered the twins.

But indeed the twins are actually closer to the throne than everyone else believes and their parentage in the future might be questioned.

[saint-mona]

John Lennon developed a foot fetish after ‘topping & tailing’ with Paul McCartney.

Pass it on.

[mochirialgworl]

uh huh sure kenny

I'm all for shittin on aubrey's bitch ass, but didn't this fool literally just collab on an album with a fuckin sex offender???

Talkin all this shit about creeps... yet on mr. morale u tryna "uplift" them..... yeah, naw. That's some weird shit. Ick.

still wonderin if we gronna get a surprise pusha t drop to finish this massacre tho

[cashytouille]

TW Slight gore?

They were experimenting guys, nothing more 🤨

[misterparadigm]

"Casio Pop": The Music of 2024

It's probably the karaoke hobby, but somehow I manage to stay relatively in the loop on pop music. And I've found that this new distinct sound in pop has sprung up this year, about five years in the making, with artists like Charli xcx and Chappell Roan--and it was sort of captained by Taylor Swift, seemingly peaking with this Tortured Poets Department album of over 30 four-ish-minute tunes that are all tonally about the same.

The only way I can think to describe it is "neo-80's thrift shop Casio pop for tea spillers." It's like low-fi vapor wave cooked up with sassy drama. If you told AI to write a song with the prompt "80's supermall Miami night," I imagine you'd get something like this.

[hunterswings]

Bro my choir teacher opened up about personal things to a group of boys in our study hall who asked about it as a joke, then he actually talked about it. This boy, lets call him L. The teacher, he's Mr C.

Mr C sighs and is cleaning gum around the classroom and hes talking to L and the boys. And he says "Teachers have their crap too you know." Then the boys asked about it.

"yeah, some students were being rude and homophobic..." Mr C doesn't go too into it. He's gay for context. (It's painfully obvious)

"Who was being homophobic?" l asks. He has a tone in his voice that shows he actually cares and is angry at the homophobic student. I found this weird because L is rude to people and teases them for other things besides being LGBT. One time he was like "Is that your GIRLFRIEND?" To me. I said yes, he was like "Well she barked at me." I was laughing (my gf does it as a joke I swear)

I always assumed the cis straight white boys were always the homophobic assholes. L isn't that bad. One time he let me win in a sport because I kept fucking it up. L seems like the type of kid to be homophobic and mean but he's really not. He just hangs around with bad kids.

This also reminds me of this time I saw a very tall and intimidating kid, over 6 feet. He looked like someone who would be doing drugs in the bathroom but then I saw heartstopper 4 in his arms. Me and my friend looked over with the 'oh he's one of us' look. I completely judged a book by its cover and was shocked.

Guys, don't judge.

[lightasthesun]

my ex aupair kid the other day, all of six years old, sprouting wisdom completely straightfaced:

taylor swift is my favourite singer. She can sing really high and really low notes.

[drulalovescas]

Misha Collins the king that you are

I love when this man gets away from CE cons

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

About to create the Pelican Town Trailer Park

[equalhealerr]

i send you something about claudia a couple of days ago and i came back with more information:

i’m not in her friend group but my friend is and she’s saying that it wasn’t just kissing, apparently they had sex and caitlin blew another girl off just to hang out with her and that they are planning to see each other when caitlin comes back to iowa next year (i think she’s going to watch a game here but i don’t know)

if i learn anything new i will let you know

Wow... the lore goes deeper. Thank you so much for this !! You could always dm me by the way if you want, my dms are open and I'm on insta :)

[bookishdaze]

Freya Allan just keeps giving the shippers more ammo, lol. What is she trying to tell us?

[housecow]

belly out for the donut/taco run 🥳

[bei-b]

Minghao vs Hoshi (talking about their parents): expectation vs reality

[equill]

Sukea stuff

Extra: realization

It’s been a while

Panel 1: smile

Comic 2: Caught red handed

you’re his son

Extra: conversation

he just picking on him

Comic 3: You’re grounded.