#i knew it!!!!

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

”Hey Cap.”

“Need a Lift?”

Me:

[zo1nkss]

CELEBRATING THE DAY I BECAME THE ONLY BITCH TO GUESS STEDE BONNETT'S MIDDLE NAME

SUCK IT LOSERS(affectionate)!!!!!!!!!!!

[branmer]

haha it was littlest nephew that gave us the cold!!!!! pestilent little cherub!!!

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[anna-scribbles]

this was how my first day went btw

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[nyenyel]

Putting Mabel through that straight to bi to aromantic pipeline

[retquits]

save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[dye-it-rouge-et-noir]

Hello! I come with some good news! In the EU, a law has been passed restricting generative AIs (particularly ones that pose a high risk). I hope other areas in the world follow suit, but this is huge! It'll take a while to be applied as well, though this is still a major win for everyone.

[stump-not-found]

i like you because of your terrible personality, generally awful demeanor, and inability to watch 3D movies . not despite

[hinamie]

mentor

[wedontdeservethestars]

NEW STARBOMB SINGLE????