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Sure I might be cringe but my queerplatonic husband thinks it's cute that I try to catch pigeons to befriend them
Sure I might be cringe but my queerplatonic husband thinks it's cute that my brain gets tickled by a meme he will never understand
Sure I might be cringe but my queerplatonic husband thinks it's cute that I wear a tail and wag it to show my happiness
Sure I might be cringe but my queerplatonic husband thinks it's cute that I speak like a goblin when I'm happy
Sure I might be cringe by my queerplatonic husband thinks it's cute that I spent an hour explaining Star Wars to him (even though I don't care about Star Wars)
Sure I might be cringe but my queerplatonic husband thinks it's cute that I say *nom* over text
Sure I might be cringe but my queerplatonic husband thinks it's cute that I make up stupid lil songs to sing to myself when he's muted on the phone
Sure I might be cringe but my queerplatonic husband thinks it's cute that I dress like a man who got made all of his clothes in the dark and then picked the ones that clashed the most intentionally
Sure I might be cringe by my queerplatonic husband loves that we've been subscribed to Best Friends+ for years
Sure I might be cringe but at least I'm experiencing life in the way that makes me happiest with my best guy besides me. Why would I care about your arbitrary "cringe" restrictions?
Oh yeah and friendly reminder: don't keep people in your life if they're going to say the shit that makes you happy is "cringe". Live your happiest, cringiest life. Bring more joy into the world through your own will. It takes bravery to be silly.
#personal#About my own life#not applicable to anyone else#queerplatonic#qpr#qpp#queerplatonic partner#queer platonic#queer platonic partner#cringe culture is dead#i killed it with my own two hands#while wearing a goofy lil tail#in love#cringe#cringe culture#cringy
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What are spy and Engie's feelings on sniper in the engiespy family dynamic...
sniper really likes to bug spy about being with his son whenever they meet lol
bonus ;P :
#AlphaMaleDaddyDomUltimateTopSniper is dead i killed him woth my own two hands#my art#tf2#team fortress 2#fan art#lennylink#tf2 spy#mini comic#tf2 scout#tf2 engineer#tf2 sniper#sniperscout#engiespy#engiespy family#tumblr ask#tf2 speeding bullet#tf2 napoleon complex#practical espionage#domestic fluff#art#lol#tf2 mimi sentry#dad spy#dad engineer#sniper x scout#blu spy red engineer#ship art#lgbt#gay
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who's pulling the strings of the puppet king?
#lies of p#lies of p romeo#king of puppets#lies of p geppetto#fanart#digital art#hi hello do you think romeo was fully conscious when geppetto enacted law zero (?through him?).#i think about these two a lot... i don't tend to jump straight to the 'deal with the devil' part because there's something about--#--two people with nothing in common but the empty space between them. world's worst grief bonding situation!!!#and there's something a lot more compelling about that to me. and that's not even mentioning the grand covenant in the room--#merits its own post or something else. (because i think about it more than anything ever.)#tl;dr i would kill carlo myself if i got to witness them having the most painfully unpleasant conversation ever had by two people.#anyway i should comment on art process too huh.#the gist of it is if no one got me i know red and black got me.#it's my Old Reliable. i've been nearly gnawing my hands off from. not managing to get anything done in a way i liked so i went back.#i feel better now.... :-)#anyway. worst in-laws ever <3
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Procrastinated on making anything digital again… but a doodle for a lil fluffy hurt/comfort oneshot with Stoick and baby Hiccup that I posted last night :3
They’re so very dear to me
“He just needs more time”
And now to leave the fic link here….
#it was a really impulsive oneshot tbh#taking kill ring origins into my own hands#all for that parental angst#I love all of the haddocks so much#hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#stoick#stoick the vast#Gobber is going to be so tired of these two so quick#Stoick deserves his soft moments#httyd#how to train your dragon
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a completely normal and happy family
#paranatural#pnat#paranatural spoilers#pnat spoilers#my art#shrike#davy jones#cody jones#with every update codys “a likeable kid in maxs class. yep thats it” character description gets funnier#and by “funnier” i mean i want to kill davy jones with my own two hands
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gojo assistant to gojo househusband is EVERYTHING to me he’d be so good at it. packing up bentos before work, visiting u for a lunch break, visiting u for a shoulder and neck massage. hes just so cute. i bet that even when he gets to a househusband role he’d still do some assistant duties and he absolutely is against u getting another assistant bc he’s been that guy and he knows u are too easily fallen in love with. he’d probably only give up that role to someone that he trusts 100% and knows that won’t fall in love with you like yuuta and even then he probs gets a tiny bit irrationally jealous when yuuta knows a lot about your schedule and habits bc that’s HIS job but a lil smooch from u will have him too flustered to even remember what initially ticked him off
when he finally makes it out of the work husband territory, he’s already wildly insufferable as a boyfriend. but when he finally becomes your husband? all bets are off—if people thought satoru couldn’t be louder or prouder of you they were so, so very wrong. he was born for this.
sends you off with a bento and a kiss every single morning, and then calls you right before lunch time to remind you to actually take your lunch break and eat—and maybe because he wants compliments on the food he made you. when he can’t send you off with lunch, he has yuuta deliver it for you, or he drops it off himself, which is always a welcome surprise, not just for you, but everybody in the office. it’s nice that he’s remembered so fondly, and some days he does miss it, but he wouldn’t trade in being your husband for the world.
so true about yuuta being his replacement—satoru was very, very thorough in the vetting process of hiring your new secretary. he knows how easy it is to fall in love you, he knows what it’s like to be the work husband and he refuses to hire anybody else who might think even slightly like him. so, call it nepotism or call it favoritism, but yuuta is one of maybe three people satoru actually trusts with the job. turns out yuuta is best suited for it anyway, which brings satoru even more relief. on the days he really misses you, it makes him pout when you recount all the times yuuta saved your ass, but a kiss or two really is he needs to be brought back to reality.
he’s always calling or texting you with paint samples or fabric samples, and you’ve learned to not try and make sense of satoru’s interior design priorities. you really don’t think that the guest bathroom needs new wallpaper, but he does and if he wants to install it, who are you to stop him. so many days you come home from work and he’s like, “oh, babe, my mom called in a friend of a friend and turns out her husband can make us our own version of that vintage couch you saw in the museum display last week,” which is. absolutely insane because that’s easily a $25,000 couch, but he just waves you off about it and asks you what color you want it in—he’ll handle everything else.
#anonymous#oh work husband to househusband satoru my beloved....#give it a year or two of marriage and hes like soooooooo ive been thinking i do actually need someone to keep me company at home#and ur like satoru gojo what are u on about i will kill u right here with my own hands have toji hide the body#and have hiromi get me out of this scott free#and hes like whoah whoah whoah wait i meant a baby!!! AN INFANT!! NOT A MISTRESS oh god im gonna throw up that word alone made me sick babe#and so when u dont have a knife pointed at him ur like oh. wait... u want a baby??#and its then u realize that this isnt spontaneous for him u can see it in his eyes satoru has probably been thinking about this for years#and besides babymaking could be fun............#be prepared to look at about 238 types of wood for the crib tho#jujutsu kaisen x reader#satoru gojo x reader#lawyer au#satoru.ask
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I miss them so bad (Dick and Damian)
#ramblings of a lunatic#dc comics#damian wayne#dick grayson#ITS JUST NOT THE SAME MAN#idk i was reading nightwing must die (again...) bc i was in a funk and saw another post saying how fans exaggerate the closeness btwn them#and on the one hand i get it. there is a very rosy portrayal of their relationship you'll come across in fanon#and they weren't very close at the beginning of their relationship#but man. reading Nightwing must die again was like#YES they fight. damian instigates it and while dick tries to exercise patience he does fight back/lash out on occasion#but despite all that it's still emphasized how important the two are to each other#when dick is forced to picture a future where he's lost his way he pictures damian being the one to bring him back#not necessarily bc damian is his favorite person on the planet but bc he gave damian robin. for a lot of practical reasons-#-but also bc how far damians come is (i think at least based on this arc) a testament to dick that hes doing Something right#both as a hero/person#damian is more than just a burden saddled on him (although there's an element of that in their batman and robin run)#he's also a last remaining connection to bruce when he's gone (remembering where he comes from) AND he's training damian+#-his own way! with a dash of tough love and workaholic spirit inherited but also a lot of patience and focus on being More than the darkness#idc what ppl say nightwing must die makes sense for these two. its a retcon but one that works imo#that dick buried his head in the sand about how much damian meant/the responsibility he had to him bc it was a commitment he was afraid of#and how damian ultimately was a point of maturation for dick even if he went back to being Nightwing#they were SO goddamn close and now they're still close but only in ways that are implied#and their bond is deemphasized in comparison to each others bond w/ say bruce. which i think is a shame#it was a wrinkle! a fun wrinkle that the batfamily had that in some ways dick understood damian better than Bruce-#-even if he didn't feel like he could handle the responsibility of raising him full time#it kills me that bc of the n52 we never got the handover of the batman mantle (and damian) from dick to bruce#next nightwing writer...include a flashback to that moment AND have damian appear in the book in present....AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!#anyway. dick is damians brother but also damian a little bit imprinted on him like a baby duck and its rubbed off on dick#they're partners they're mentor mentee but most importantly they were batman and robin. and they were the greatest#NOT bc it was all peaches and roses but bc they cared for each other exponentially despite all that
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thinking about kurapika and chrollo and parallels and this circle of horrors where they are the victims AND the tools of their fates.
they both think they are neither or more like they don't care about it at all. they don't see themselves as victims, and they see absolutely no other way to live other than this role they took upon themselves. kurapika had such a strong sense of identity and what he wanted to do with his life and understands himself perfectly at all times. he was a part of his clan, but he was more an individual than anything else. kuroro, on the other hand, never knowing, never thinking what his motives are, deliberately not understanding himself and desperately holding on to the spider. he can't be an individual but with others, he can be the spider.
and for both of them, it all started on vengeance. kurapika abandoned himself in order to become a tool, a weapon, to avenge his clan, and to collect scarlet eyes. he stopped being himself and became his people. kuroro didn't know his family, didn't know where he actually came from, didn't know who he was or what he was supposed to be. so growing up in meteor city, he held on to his people strongly. and in order to avenge and protect his people, he would become a tool, a weapon, he would give himself to them. he started being himself as he became his people.
kuroro could be something for his people. and kurapika could be nothing for his people.
kurapika took on the role of judgement for vengeance. kuroro took on the role of villain for vengeance. kurapika acted his part by diminishing everything he was, and kuroro acted his part by filling up his identity with it.
but one thing stays clear and fixed with them throughout it all. they would do anything for their people. for whomever they consider their people. "he'll put his friends before his mission." a weakness kuroro sees in kurapika so quickly and so easily. but the same thing he considers a strength in himself. "i am not your top priority. it is the spider that must be kept alive." as long as his people are alive, his identity will live on. and as long as kurapika is alive, his people’s identity will live on.
"now you will get to experience the pain of losing your home." kuroro (and the spiders) killing the kurta clan set this parallel in motion for himself as the circle began for kurapika. and (speculatively) kurta clan hurting his people was what set the circle in motion for kuroro, too. now thinking about where they are in the story and how their end could be, it is very clear that they are finally ending up in a place where they mirror each other (as they have from the beginning) and they can recognise it in each other and themselves. kurapika ending up empty after his mission and kuroro ending up empty after losing spiders. both of them purposeless and with no self left outside of it. in a way, this is how the circle ends. "i can hear that he accepted death." they walk with death every day with no fear and full acceptance and after losing the only thing they live for, not even something they hold on to because they don't see a point in being alive outside of the fact that they must keep going for their people, for their purpose, and if not then there's no reason to exist, they are meaningless.
kuroro's vengeance left kurapika all alone, with everyone he knew dead, and feeling hollow at the end. by fate, he ended up all alone, with everyone he knew dead and feeling hollow at the end.
and at that point, they will have to start a new page and build a new self for themselves.
#hunter x hunter#kurokura#kurapika#chrollo lucilfer#hxh#&#when the narrative of characters are so sweetly fucked up and so intertwined that they dont even have to interact for me to go insane#also there are two wolves inside me. one wants them to never leave this fucked up circle and going around feeling lost#and having nasty sex about it bc they are obsessed with each other.#for kurapika its like. 'you're the one caused all of this i will always hate you. but you are the only one who will ever#understand and know me completely like this. i want you to take everything. i want you to give me anything.'#and for kuroro its like. 'i want you to give me purpose. i want you to hate me. i want you to love me. i want to give you everything.#i'll kill for you if you want. i'll die for you if you want. i'll die by your hands if you want. give me anything. give me everything.'#yeah. so#i have a very specific vision for them like the pepe silvia meme. you see my vision or you dont#and the other wolf is just them being kinda mentally stable and living for themselves and building a healthyish relationship#like they come to an understanding and go their own ways but then they keep ending up in the same business and maybe have to work together#and a very slow burn of having to be civil with each other to lovers. or something boring like that#but the sex is still nasty btw#i mean if not. whats all that catholic imagery for
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#mouthwashing#all of the text screens in this game are exquisite#btw i need to kill jimmy with my own two hands
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Listen.... Trafalgar Law is like Opposite Pick Me Girl.
Evidence:
He stole Doffy's whole look down to the shirtless sluttiness, feather coat and the earrings.
He COPIED DOFFY'S ACTIVATION METHOD. How "notice me, senpai!!" is THAT!?
Like Doflamingo, he acts as though your attempts at torturing him are absolutely precious.
Law straight up based his jolly roger on Doffy's. Like it's not even kinda subtle. (Not that Law does subtle. Which is weird for someone trying SO HARD to be dark, mysterious, and edge-y as Kikoku. )
Trafalgar spent years of his life travelling around the world, gaining notoriety and power, putting into place a series of intricate moving parts that all had to come together in just the right way all so Doflamingo would notice him and remember his face forever.
Law: Please, Young amaster-sama! Oh, please pick me!
Law: To kick your pathetic, subhuman ass.
[Thanks to @revlischarm who gave me this idea.]
#Law is a TERRIBLE pick me girl#it's never a good sign when they ask you to pick them and also your own coffin (assuming there are any recognizable remains)#Doffy-sama notice me!#I want you to look me in the eyes when I killed you#guys were were two weeks away from Law's obsession getting so bad he'd atatt wearing sunglasses at night#Thank goodness Zoro was there yo distract him aftwr Dressrosa#boy was floating in a empty void; no idea what to do with himself#“He was my future; I spent my whole life looking for him... wanting him.”#“bleeding out in my hands begging for mercy while I spit in his face and promised I'd show him the same mercy he showed Cora-san”#*everyone takes a solid three step back from Law*#*well everyone but Zoro and Robin. They're into this.*#one piece#trafalgar d. water law#trafalgar law#donquixote doflamingo#absolutely fabulous#evil never looked so good#though not so much evil as hell bent on revenge is pretty damn sexy too#all of this was for you Cora-san!#I did all this - risked my life and limbs - just to die in battle to honor your sacrifice and get you the revenge you deserve!#Oh#Oh Law baby#that's not what Cora wanted for you AT ALL#you sweet little revenge muffin
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Nightmares and Dreams that Haunt the Night Commander Harukehn - @harukehn
#gw2#guild wars 2#gw2 oc#gw2 sylvari#art#lyhil#harukehn#gore#fantasy gore#suggestive#well. steeples hands. where to begin.#The departing haunts my mind constantly. tyria's hero is killed in a cowardly ambush and they die alone#in a place that is not their home#against a god that is not (always) their own#how long did the hours stretch on before your comrades found you#how long did they grieve you around the incomprehensible doom your death brings upon this realm#if youre a sylvari then youve had five years to experience life#before balthazars sword ensures you do not see another#in harukehns case - it creates an anxiety and a drive to finally allow himself the desires and curiosities he previously shamed himself for#it takes death for him to truly comprehend how short his life could be - and all that he has forbade himself from having#the link between these two pages is that lyhil has carried harukehn like this only twice#once - a broken small body bleeding in his vice grip as he rushed to harukehn to a mender. every step filled with panic.#twice - legs failing after a moment of bliss: far too weak to make it down the snowy mountain from the hot spring they had escaped to#also i enjoyed a lot the focus of a body being so terribly shattered by violence and fear could still mend and be held and appreciated#anyway if you made it to this tag you're a real one#please be appropriate levels of unwell about this else i shall refrain from sharing in future LAUGHS
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a couple panels from a bigger comic that I might scrap
#dishonored#corvosider#the outsider#corvo attano#sketchbook#its like 30 panels and I dont like most so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#whale song au is dead and I killed it with my own two hands#dh
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Got distracted looking at Chipp and Venoms win quotes about each other- no one look at me-
#their X2 ending remains real and true-#I think Chipp is like. a refreshing presence to Venom#he's someone that expresses himself openly and relies on his gut instincts to guide him where he needs to go#even if his gut leads him to trying to become president of whatever country that will have him-#Venom can still see he's trying to do something good. he knew that when Chipp attempted to kill him to avenge his master#and trusts him enough to follow his lead in Chipps AC ending#and on Chipps end he definitely picked up on Venom not valuing himself as a person when they met#thats why Chipp didn't go through with killing him when he had the opportunity to#when Venom told him the assassins guild is just a tool to be wielded by someone else#I think Chipp could read between the lines enough to realise thats what *this* head of the guild thinks they are. because thats all he knows#thats why he started thinking about what he could do to actually change things#and once he had his answer he extended his hand to Venom. just like his master did for him.#I feel like... Fundamentally these two see each other as people worth helping and they're going about it in their own way#you know what I mean? ahh big I'm a fool I know nothing disclaimer on this one-#thats just my reading on them so far yk?#if anyone read all that- hi nice to see you <3#yappin'
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"I wonder where forever is? I hope he's doing alright!"
#PHILL I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS#also eggza aperrantly doesn't remember anything from egg mode “canonically”#catching up#qsmp#qsmp philza#q!philza
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can i ask.how u guys practice ur creativity <3 how u practice ur imagination or like.. how u experiment with ur art, how u come to ideas and how u develop them.<3 pretty please <3
#smthing i have always struggled w.is feeling like i can only draw things that r handed 2 me.#as in.an idea or concept that already exists#chara or conflict that already exists.Scene that alr exists.#and i think it can be soo limiting bc when i have that sort of creative desire but nothing 2 reflect off of it#i feel like im unable to do anything/get anywhere bc im unable to do that mental legwork myself ykwim#like comic artists r SOOO JAW DROP INSPIRING TO MEE bc not only are u envisioning ur own sequences/situations#but u are able to imagine even the most MUNDANE interactions within those scenarios u know#like the transitory panels and the quiet moments and the every day stillness#and i feel like.its not even a poor attempt on my behalf its like.i cant Even attempt it.like my brain is soo empty#and soo static and noiseless that i am like gauhh......#i can practice lines all day long and practice colors and practice anatomy or Whatever bc its something concrete#and its in front of me and i can pry apart the physical technicalities until i understand it better#but my MIND???ABSTRACTION>? THOUGHTS .ough its so hard#and i really want to push past that but i dont know how and its so .. demoralizing to think that ill get there One Day but i feel#one million and two days away.and not making active process towards it.#i know the first step is to build ur visual library and i feel liek. idk i FEEL LIKEEE theres more 2 it that im missing#but also im depressed as hell n my job is killing my creative drive and the seasonal stuff isnt helping#so maybe i just need 2 give it time (true) but i also like.man i dont know. i want 2 do something w my hands#but everything ive been doing so far has felt soo .hard and fruitless and i definitely dont want 2 turn art into such a stressful thing#fruitless as in like.i dont get any personal satisfaction w it.idgaf abt monetization or algorithms or any of tht#but smtimes thats just what happens and i have 2 weather through and know ill be more equipped 4 this some other time#SAWRYYY IM ALWAYS GOING ON AND ONNN im nromal im normal<3 i just rly like art and it sucks balls whn it feels out of reach#sigh cry fart scroll.(:salute:)
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#mortal kombat#mortal kombat mythologies#sub zero#bi han#scorpion#hanzo hasashi#you don't have an idea how much i think about sub zero and scorpion backstories#how similar yet different those are#bi han who never had a choice as he was chosen by lin kuei when he was a kid and his own father forced him into assassin life#most likely killing bi han's mother and the youngest sister to ensure lin kuei clan will get what it wanted#and hanzo who was told by his father to not joining the assassin clan and have a normal (safe) life#but he did so for the quick money (the desire to afford his wife and son the finest in life)#even though we don't know if it was even anything “harumi” wanted in the first place and not just a honest quiet life with beloved husband#free from having a blood on his hands and death around#it is the no choice vs choice dichtomy those two had i miss the most#but also god damn at the twist in perception of sub zero and scorpion that changed drastically#especially now with mk1 kicking out both of those in favor of kuai liang being the “better” scorpion AND better son/brother at the same tim#i miss you my original tragedy (bi han) and walking disaster (hanzo)
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