#i killed a spider yesterday

[mentally-disturbed-bookworm]

not going to try hard at anything cause what if Athena gets jealous and turns me into a spider? what then?

[rkishibes]

i can't wait for btsv to be released (atsv just came out who cares) so people can stop misinterpreting Miguel

[aideshou]

Do you bloom for death or sad goodbyes?

[iamrizaka]

this guy decided to be funny and fell off my desk. now he is running in my room

[lisanees]

watching Into the Spider-Verse: yeah Gwen is pretty cool

watching Across the Spider-Verse:

[the-evil-pizza]

A spider just dropped on me while i was chilling in bed so by your leave I'll go die

[takemetodragonstone]

just survived an hour long arachnophobia-induced panic attack because the biggest spider I’ve ever seen peeked around the edge of the curtains on my bedroom window (very close to where I was sitting on my bed) and then the little beast scurried back there and hid while I sobbed and hyperventilated holding the vacuum hose out in front of me like a sword.

anyway how are you guys doing?

[purplejan]

i was brushing my teeth and saw the biggest fucking spider omg?? everyone is asleep and i attempted to kill it but i missed and now i'm scared to go into the bathroom

[bethiewhimsy]

@krispyykrab AWW WE MISSED IT

IMPORTANT

[natjennie]

finally made some progress in bg3 thank god

[thepandalion]

I fucking HATE creepy crawlies

[drysauce]

fear of wasps and spiders is like extremely common you're good

omg thank you that's so good to hear

a wasp is stuck somewhere in the flat and it's clearly really pissed but since a few minutes ago it's been completely quiet making me absolutely terrified to go to sleep in this condition

so i texted my roommate if she has an idea what to do because im too scared to go to sleep when there's a wasp and in response she laughed and told me to get over it because those are just bugs but i don't think i can actually get over it

[typicalcommondandelion]

[4giorno]

the most satisfying thing ever is not letting kafka get a single turn in all of her 3 phases in the simulated universe bc youre using welt lmao

[sideblog-ver3]

big dick steve (18+)

spider webs and vampire boobs

“if you were to throat fuck me, i’d probably vomit from my gag reflex.”

the rustling of steve moving his head on his cotton pillow filled the quiet room. “what the hell are you talking about?” his voice holding a bit of thickness in the back of his throat.

now you turned your head from staring at the ceiling to look at steve on your left. “well cause you have a big dick-“ “thanks for the ego inflation.”

you teasingly smack a hand into steve’s chest, he held it down with his own limb. “i can barely take half of you when going at my own speed. and i was just thinking about how when you put your hands on my head and give me a little push, i worry i might vomit. i’ve had girlfriends tell me it’s happened to them before. and if that were to happen to me i’d ask you to kill me right on the spot.” all seriousness coating your words.

steve’s big brown eyes stared you down as his bushy brows rose at your last sentence. your linked hands gently rising and falling with steve’s even breathing. “first, you’re being extra dramatic. second, if you even feel that way when i get more…forceful, you should smack my thigh or something. don’t just take it.”

you pushed up to your elbow and halfway leaned over steve, bed head framing your face, “no, yeah, i know that. you aren’t like forcing me all the way so i’m fine, but something i just think about those guys in porn. you know?” a squint to your eyes trying to determine is steve understands what you mean.

now steve pushing onto his elbow with a similar squint, “what kind of porn are you watching? and why?”

a painted finger traced over steve’s hairy chest, “nothing crazy. and it’s mostly just for inspiration. that one trick i did yesterday, got it from porn. and you seemed quiet pleased if i remember correctly.” smirking as you leaned forward to peck at steve’s rosy lips.

he hummed in content, “and i absolutely did. but anyway, why don’t we train you. if you want we can prep your throat better.” a palm rubbing at your bicep comfortingly.

“anything to suck your dick, baby.” already shuffling your way down his body and pulling away his comforter.

his bare lower body was a delicious sight to behold. dark hairy thighs on display, your mind wanting to bite into them. his thick, long cock starting to move on its own, going from soft to hard in a minute.

“excited for my training?” a teasing tone with seductive eyes directed towards steve who laid back down, hands folded behind his head. a cocky smirk tugging his lips. “anything involving you gets me excited quickly.”

“just don’t get too excited. gonna need your cock for a while, baby.” planting your hands to his thighs while positioning yourself.

“take all the time you need.”

you leaned closer to steve’s cock, allowing a small glob of spit to drip from your mouth. his dick twitching at the sensation. steve moaned softly, his eyes fluttering shut and mouth opening in a small gasp.

moving in for the action, you swiped the flat of your tongue to the underside of his dick, going from his hairy balls to the top. hungry eyes watching steve’s every reaction, it only spurred you on for more.

“just getting started, baby.” finally wrapping your right hand onto his cock, fingertips not touching. you started with slow strokes, using your spit for lube.

steve quietly whined with each stroke, his stomach flexing to control himself. seeing that his cock was fully hard, now was the time to begin. sticking your tongue out, you kitten licked at the tip a few times, enjoying the twitch of reaction from the wet muscle.

“baby- fuck-“ a groan cutting steve off as you opened your mouth and took about four inches confidently. lips wrapping around the skin as you bobbed your head, right hand stroking at the lonely bits.

steve moved his hands from behind his head to sit on his torso. one touching his v-line while the other traveled to sit in your hair. you couldn’t help but stare at his long fingers, digits that fuck your cunt or get stuffed into your mouth and you happily suck on them.

slowly you pushed yourself forward, gaining another three inches. only about two more and you have him completely sitting in your mouth. his cock was heavy on your tongue, saliva slipping from the sides of your mouth.

you pulled away quickly when you felt the telltale sign of a gag. you coughed a bit when your throat was free, spit falling to land on your chest.

“not- not bad, but you could do better, doll.” steve grabbed a fist full of hair and tugged. a signal to show what he was about to do.

“yes, daddy.” allowing for steve to guide your mouth back to his awaiting cock. with a bit more force he shoved your head down onto him, nose almost brushing with his bush of pubes.

“atta girl.” he purred with his head thrown back and hips bucking up, tip of his cock hitting the back of your throat.

you closed your eyes and just focused of the feel and weight of him. letting your tongue toy with his underside and nails dig into the meat of his thighs. you took slow inhales through your nose, calming yourself and relaxing your throat.

giving yourself a minute of composure, you started to bob your head back before going in. out and in, out and in, out and in. more drool pooling from your filled mouth, soaking steve’s dick nicely for easily traction.

“al- almost there. swallow or spit?” steve looked down at you with a fucked out face. teary eyes just stared back up to him and you didn’t budge an inch.

“swallow. good girl.” steve took back some rein and pushed your head down as he fucked his hips up. you moaned in pleasure at the sensation, both from the grip on your hair and the roughness in your mouth.

“i’m- i’m gonna��” shots of warm liquid hit the back of your throat. you hummed on his dick, his groaned at the action.

steve released your hair and you slowly pulled off his cock, wanting to lick it clean of his cum, humming to yourself at the salty taste.

“see, all we had to do was train you.”

[silksongeveryday]

Drawing Hornet everyday until Silksong comes out - Day 513

So yesterday night I had this dream where I was playing hollow knight but my game started glitching and all of a sudden this strange version of hornet appeared and kept following me around. It looked kinda the same as regular hornet but had missing eyes, large claw-like hands, a spiky needle and spider web entangled in its horns. It would just follow me from room to room and do nothing but stare??? Even though this hornet didn’t have eyes it still felt like it was staring.

Every time I attacked it, it would insta kill me no matter how much health I had. And every time I sat at a bench the hornet would crouch really low and start growling until I stood back up. I tried to visit regular hornet in kingdom’s edge but kept dying before I could get there and I woke up sadly

Anyway, here’s my artistic interpretation of what it looked like mostly:

Definitely one of the weirdest hollow knight related dreams I’ve had in a long time.