#i keep laughing whenever i see it

[0sbrain]

(original video by solarlight, farts added by me)

[extinctfowl]

one good thing twitters done: dubbing the goose team lgbtiba

[alfhildr-the-word-weaver]

I lowkey want one of those "live laugh love" type house signs that says "come freely, go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring" for the entryway of my house someday. I think it'd be hilarious, but it's also lowkey a nice greeting in its own way, if perhaps mildly ominous... What a nice way to set a welcoming vibe! ;)

[heymrspatel]

Ok, all joking aside (see what I did there?)

We don't talk enough about the way that Ian and Mickey have set their Friday nights aside for 'just us' nights.

Ordering in, putting on their comfiest clothes, and just spending the whole evening doing absolutely nothing - together.

Sometimes they spend it cuddled up and watching a movie, with a lot of stolen kisses in the boring parts. Sometimes Mickey plays video games and Ian reads a book with his head in Mickey's lap. Those nights are always good until Mickey gets too enthusiastic and whacks his husband in the head with his controller. Sometimes they just spend it making out on the couch, enjoying all of those moments they didn't get to as teenagers.

But Friday nights - always just them.

yeeeeessssssss! 1000% correct!

i just know that they spend their week looking forward to their friday nights. the family already knows that they shouldn't even ask for them to come over unless it's absolutely needed.

friday nights are theirs. they're sacred. they're safe and cozy and quiet. they're love.

more often than not they stay in. rushing home, exhausted from a week of work. just looking forward to taking their uniforms and heavy boots off and just melding into one on the couch. sometimes it's just cuddling, other times it's all fucking. either way, they meld.

always in tune, they know when they just need a quiet night of holding. ian laying back with his head propped up on a couch cushion, while mickey settles in between his legs. nuzzling his face into the soft fabric of ian's t-shirt, one hand sneaking under the hem to feel ian's warm skin, making ian giggle with it. ian's fingers threading through his hair softly, his other hand running slow circles on mickey's back. reaching down to pull at mickey's shirt until he can touch his bare back. running his nails lightly and repetitively. up, down, up, down. taking such comfort in each other. recharging.

and on nights like that, they keep the slow soft energy throughout. getting take out, putting some mindless tv on, leaning back into each other again and again. allowing themselves time to touch and kiss and be as quiet and gentle as they want.

other times, though, they barely make it through the door with their clothes on. it's all hands and tongues and moans as soon as they park their car. ian ripping mickey's jacket open before the elevator doors even close. his teeth on mickey's exposed neck, his hands in his hair. grabbing. yanking. neither of them remembering making their way out of the elevator or even into the apartment. but now ian is shoving mickey hard onto the couch. mickey bouncing and giggling on impact. whispering a low "oh fuck yeaaa" when his eyes land back on ian. ian, who's looking at him like he's a meal about to be savored. devoured. breathing heavily through his mouth, smirking, heavy lidded eyes sparkling.

and on nights like that, they keep the hot heavy energy throughout. getting take out, putting some vibey music on, tearing each other part again and again. allowing themselves to float and shiver and be as loud and nasty as they want.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i just spent the last like hour going through all the lights out au stuff and im OBSESSED rn PLEASE

i'm not sure how to help you! enjoy the brainrot

[presentlydean]

i wanna stamp these guys on everything i own

[lottaham]

Every now and again I see a post complaining about the community that simply makes me go

[smtown-tourist]

Part of me misses the days when SHINee would release a Japanese album and like 4 of the songs on the album had music videos, mostly because it would take FOREVER for the actual album to come out. Ah, good times

[dizzybevvie]

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[emirrart]

im so sorry girlies i literally cannot take anything about astarion seriously, i need him put in a blender immediately

[dnangelic]

3am i should sleep

[todayisafridaynight]

sorry anytime i see an rgg chara in the wild i have to stare at em for twenty minutes my mental illness just gets triggered that easily

[mihnsplace]

Movie: Dead End Adventure

[totheidiot]

come to me you stupid boy so i can fall in love with you all over again

[manasurge]

I have Peitha brainworms (affectionate)

[bugdogg]

if i ever seem brave for some of the stuff i admit on here, just know its cause idk how to keep shit to myself. i cower at the thought of judgement and then proceed to expose my whole ass to tumblr anyway, because i dont have a working filter