#i just..... spiderfam....

[punkeropercyjackson]

So basically,here's why Miles and Peter B worked and Spiderson and Irondad and all those 'Batman adopts [crossover kid]' stories don't:

Peter B didn't overshadow Miles-Yes,he's a vital part of his character and had a lot of screentime too but Spiderverse is always MILES' MOVIES.Peter B was not his co-star but his mentor so they didn't share the spotlight and this was a wise choice on the writers part because it would be very unfair on black superhero fans to claim it as Miles' debut only for it to be another Peter Parker movie(Wayne Family Adventures:Take notes)

While yes,Peter B was lowkey an asshole in the beginning,he was never outright cruel.He was literally just snarky and bitter and Miles snarked back at him so they were equals instead of a grown ass man picking on a lil boy and being rewarded for it

Jefferson and Rio weren't demonized or downplayed to prop Peter B up-They got plenty of time with Miles too and it's very clear that while Peter B acts like a parental figure to Miles,Miles views Jeffrio as his only parents while Peter B is more like his way older brother that defaults to acting like a dad due to their age difference(Speaking from the experience of an adult with only kid siblings and a good amount of teen friends that i've gotten close enough to consider we consider eachother siblings too,this is 100000% accurate to how it works)

Peter B dosen't baby Miles-He just teaches him the best he can but believes in him enough to try things out for himself and do his own thing so he's a genuinely good teacher for him in addition to a positive adult figure like his parents and Uncle Aaron but again,they're not blood related and they both act that way and that is appropriate due to the differences in their heritage(Peter B a white jewish person/Miles an afrolatino person.Again,realistic rep and i'm Miles this time)

Peter B also genuinely cares about Miles feelings and thinks extremely positively of him as a person instead of just another crime fighter and provides him comfort and safety instead of traumadumping all over to him and placing the responsibility of caretaker on him like a discord mod LMFAO

[eyesxxyou]

Okay so theres this one book its called “The outsiders”

Think of it with hobie and the rest of the spiderfam characters or some other spiderverse characters. I think hobie would be dally winston, pavitr would be johnny, miles would be ponyboy, and then for the other characters like sodapop, two-bits, darry/darrel, steve (who are the main characters of the group we get in on ponyboys life) its inter. Just the book and movie of it made me sad im not gonna give spoilers but yeah. I read that book like a long time ago though. And if you hear some of the lines especially one that ponyboy says about dally it breaks me. Then theirs one of johnnys lines but yeah. But dallys character fits so well for hobie because dally helps both johnny and ponyboy when they want to do something and is actively there for them. Just he wasnt there enough in a way no one was. But uh if you read the book you are able to know what in talking about cause i dont wanna give any spoilers. But the book also has division of people in lower and upper class. Which a lot of violence surrounds the two classes as well most of the time. That book made me cry guys (im a sensitive person.) My mind randomly thought back to it and honestly it seems fitting like the outsiders and atsv just seem fitting. My mind always goes to bring things together or certain things. Im gonna cry thinking about hobie in dallys position in that book though so. And pavitr in johnnys position. NO WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF. (IF YKNOW, YKNOW.) Anyways theirs my rant of today pretty boy! I hope your doing well today though pretty boy❤️

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I remember reading that book in like- middle school. I remember it made me cry when Johnny died and I had the biggest crush on ponyboy. I never watched the movie tho

[orangeispice]

Sensational Spider-Man (2006) #31

I figured it was fitting to start off this blog with a post for the og Spiderfam member, her highness May Parker.

Can't believe May really just trolled the Chameleon like that LMFAOOO.

[honey-rye]

hello beloved!!!

🧫 Were your turtles mutated intentionally or on accident?

😡 What is your villain’s motivation?

☠️ Does anyone die in your au?

hello!

🧫 - the turtles were 100% mutated on purpose. Draxum had a project title and everything, called them his subjects, planned world domination around his future warriors

😡 - depends which one, honestly.

Draxum wants to destroy humanity. he thinks the humans are a threat to yokai, and wants to live on the surface again without countless governments attempting experiments on them, or trying to use them as a Resident Evil style bioweapon. though, he kinda becomes his worst enemy on that front, essentially making his own bioweapons - mutant warriors.

The Foot Clan are really just set on world domination. they have a new plan every week, a journal where they brainstorm mystic artifacts they can use to achieve global takeover. they also just,, really want to take revenge against the Hamatos lol. with ever failed attempt at villainy, the Foot Leaders go a little bit more insane.

☠️ - I haven't actually thought that far. it's a possibility in the end that Draxum gets taken to High Security Prison in the Hidden City for his crimes, and someone (totally not from the spiderfam) gets in to kill him for the torture and fear Lee and Dee endured.

thanks for the questions lovely!

[rainbowraven22]

OK OK OK SO

I know this might not be what you meant, but in out culture (I’m Indian too) we have something called a Rakhi ceremony where usually sisters make rakhi bands, basically friendship bracelets, for their brothers. The brothers keep them on until they fall off, and it’s one of my favorite holidays. My brother, who doesn’t show a ton of emotion and is a pretty normal older brother (ie doesn’t really say “I love you”, rags on me a lot), and at my worst moments where I didn’t love myself, I’d see the faded braided blue and gray thread on his wrist that I tied on 9 months ago, and I’d know he loved me

And I just love the thought of Pavitr finding his found family in the spiderfam and comemorating it with rakhis. Making them is a huge act of love, and keeping them on is an affirmation of that love.

anywho, this wasn’t the intended meaning, probably, but goddamn if I don’t love it.

Artist miles, musicians gwen and hobie. I think Pav's artsy thing would be crafting/jewelry making/embroidery 🤷

[marvelmicrowave]

So I see your Aunt May Dies! au where Peter moves into the compound and raise you Aunt May Is Fine! au where they both move into the compound

- Green Goblin wrecks their apartment

Tony: Rent is crazy down there, why don't you move in with us?

Peter: Mr. Stark I couldn't- we-

Tony: Free parking

May: (already packed) pete we're leaving in 10

- your regularly scheduled Avengers family shenanigans except Aunt May's not putting up with any bs

she stubbed her toe on Mjölnir once at 3 am

Thor is no longer allowed in the kitchen

- May: good real estate in NYC either costs you your retirement fund or comes with eight fully grown children

- Tony put Natasha's room right down the hall from Peter

Tony: keep your friends close and your spiders closer

spider-motif bonding? spider-motif bonding

- May is the one to introduce them to the BEAUTY that is Cap's PSA sponsorship campaign. Peter showed her, but refused to show the avengers himself

Peter: i already took his shield i don't want him to take my life

Natasha immediately makes it her ringtone

- she is absolutely delighted that everyone enthusiastically "enjoys" her cooking

which is Bruce's fault. He canNot tell anyone how bad things taste

which is also, by the way, how Thursday ended up being Thor's Tacos night and- unrelated- why there is a suspicious amount of missions on thursday evenings

- He's not the worst about it, though. Only one resident holds that title.

May: should I make lasagna? I love making lasagna.

Natasha: I love lasagna, lasagna is so. It's good

(Peter tries to warn her but there's only so far you can budge a ex-soviet assassin.)

- Peter: So Ned and I were- May?

May: mhmm

Peter: Aunt May.

M: mmhm

P: Is- are you staring at the training room window over my shoulder?

M: mhm

P: Is Nat suplexing Ant-Man again?

M: what? haha sorry lost in thought what do you need sweetie

- unstoppable force vs immovable object: The Determination to Make Aunt May Happy vs May's Secret Sauce Lasagna

May: I know you love this stuff, so I made extra!

Nat: thank you I lov

May:

Nat: h

May:

Nat: lasagna

- It's a full week of lasagna later before Peter corners May, who cannot possibly like making it that much

which is true, she doesn't, but nat likes it, peter

P: aunt may please

- Fortunately enough (for public safety), everyone starts taking turns helping her out in the kitchen except Thor

Bruce is surprisingly good?? chemistry skills ftw

Tony joins the banned list for making he blender sentient

Peter and Steve are a pretty good team- they take over when May's tired or too busy making ridiculously awkward conversation with natasha

- When she's not cooking or denying a steadily growing crush, she's Parenting™️.

Look, James, you can't- you can't leave your arm in the fridge. I'm sorry I don't even know how to explain this it's just one of those things

tony, stop lying to steve about historical events in the last 40 years. steve, stop believing him. no, steve, you can't go to argentina to punch hitler.

no lasers in the house.

no wings in the house.

no webs in the- for fuck's sake, peter-

- It's not uncommon to see Rhodey and May sharing a drink and commiserating as they wait for Tony to blow something up

- Nat drinks with Bucky; Steve, if he's not available

N: She's just so- Bucky i'm-

Buck: uh huh

N: I've killed dozens of highly trained operatives. I have pulled bullets out of my own body. I've taken down organizations. governments. Nations.

B: So you can ask her out?

N: no

- Peter tries to patrol more, since he's farther away from the city, but if he thought sneaking out of a compound filled with super soldiers and ex-spies would be that simple...honey, he's got a big storm coming

surprise! this is Tony's exact plan in putting Natasha's room nearby.

N, already sitting on the roof in a red plastic lawnchair: what's up spiderboy

P: I'll give you my aunt's number

N: nice try, but i'm...

P:

N: listening

[firekitten830]

Syntax on a mission with Goliath and Huntsman. They are moving around the city pretty well and fast maybe too fast. Syntax loses his grip over an alleyway and falls the other two notice right away hearing a loud crash. they weren't sure if this was ok or not for Syntax they could take it but not sure about him. Syntax got up like was nothing and said so himself. but further on in the mission, the smell of blood was getting stronger and the front the Syntax's movements were less regular and he started to prefer the side that didn't hit the ground was becoming to obvious. "But this mission was an all hands on deck and they are too far into it to go back." Syntax said. The two tried to help where they could but through Syntax's gritted teeth they got through it. then they got back the Spider-queen was right there waiting for them. She didn't looked pleased even after she saw the thing that they were after. She yelled that them "One of you take care of Syntax before I rip you twos heads off!" Syntax was confused why the two. Goliath took him away and help him pill his jacket and shirt off. his whole side was bloody and bruised. Syntax was worried the the spider bot on his back got damaged. Goliath informed him it wasn't really, the paint got chiped but nothing more. Syntax sighed in relief. Goliath softly hit him on the side of the head. "You're not getting it we are worried crying out loud bud. The Spider-queen is even worried." Goliath said will patching him up. They had to go back to the Spider-queen. Apparently, Syntax notified the spider bots that he got badly injured and that why Spider-queen was so mad. So that's how Syntax got layer grounded for a week to heal. -ss

:)

[unexceptional-broken]

cap fam 🤝 spider fam being tortured by rebecca barnes

[pokeperson1000]

Took me a while because I kept procrastinating, but here, more Jeff and the Spiderfam, or even just Jeff with Miles, written before Across the Spiderverse was ever a thing.

They’re all SFW, but the second story here was labeled as Not Rated. The reason why is in the author’s notes.

Last one on the list is a bit swear-heavy, but I’d say it’s pretty wholesome overall as a stand-alone. (It’s part of a multi-fic series, but I read it as a stand alone because I find it cute. Adding the other parts of the series make it more plot heavy and, uh, violent? I dunno if dark is the right word. Dim, maybe)

After almost being killed, a vigilante drops off the grid for a month to recuperate. When they get back in the game, expecting no-one to have missed them, their police "handler" nearly bursts into tears.

[breezy-cheezy]

For the Spiderman prompts, maybe Peter hanging out with Tony and Morgan?

Oh I’m sure they “hang out” ;) Having a big brother who is half spider makes for some REALLY fun hide and seek I’m sure (it’s not like Tony is looking that hard for them either...)

[punkeropercyjackson]

Spiderfam/Batfam overlap fans who think Miles Morales and Jason Todd would be best friends are objectively right and they should say it,coming from thee Jason expert who is working on becoming a Miles expert too(reading every single issue he's ever appeared in and watching and playing all his adaptions like i did Jason).Jason WOULD instantly fw Miles onsight!!And Miles WOULD immediately vibe with Jason because he genuinely likes his personality!!!!Miles'd do a quip on how one of them has to change wether they met in civillian gear or on hero time since they both got that red hoodie symbolism and their costumes are so similar and Jason'd ask Miles about his art and tell him his powers are cool and how smart he is and treat him to Batburger/Dairy Super/etc without him even asking 'cause he just want to make sure Little Man stays fed!!!And Miles lets Jason introduce him to his favorite books so they can talk about them together and takes up poetry thanks to his influence and convinces him to teach him to ride a motorcycle and they go on missions together and figure out combo moves Miles gives names to like the anime geek he is and Jason scarrs a good chunk of creepier Spiderman villains into never getting near Mikes to hurt him again to the point they begged to be arrested to get away from him and they got an arcade hangout located in a pocket dimension they found!!!!They'd literally be like brothers,all based on canon characterization and history!

Don't get the wrong idea though,that dosen't mean Miles is a Batkid.He hates Bruce so bad for an entire list worth of valid reasons but he's tight with Tim too and i propose this takes place in No52 where Duke is the 5th Robin and The Outlaws' Robin and Nell is the 4th Batgirl and part of Damian's Teen Titans generation so Miles and them hang out.Let Miles have black friends and Jason too,Miles has them canonically and Jason needs them if he's going to be afrolatino instead of a walking stereotype🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[gwenjoon]

“Flash, do me a favor . . ?”  “Sure, baby! Name it!”  “Stop breathing on me!” 

[december-rains]

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pour one out

[toothlesshat]

Miles and Mikey talk all the time and it's not very subtle at all about it! Miles' spiderfamily and Mikey's brothers definitely notice and tease the hell out of the two but are also concerned for various reasons. For the Spiderfam, it's cuz Miles met this rando mutant turtle kid and gave a very sensitive and confidential device to him after the first meeting and they want to check and make sure he isn't secretly a villain. For Mikey's brothers it's cuz their baby brother snuck out, met some mystery human, and is now talking to him with an unknown communication device he'd snuck into the lair and is refusing to eat Donnie check for bugs or tracking devices and claiming he came from another dimension as well as jsut general overprotective bug brother stuff.

Honestly yeah. Like I think the Spider family would trust Miles’ judgement, but he did just give some very important tech over to someone he’s only known for an hour, so what gives??

But Mikey manages to keep it a secret for a while, at least until he starts to develop a crush on Miles, because up until that point he doesn’t feel like he needs to hide. He gets caught for sneaking out, but that’s the extent of it for a while, he just adjusts to meet Miles at an earlier time closer to home, no big deal! But when he starts to actually like Miles, he’s very nervous and tripping over himself trying to hide it. That’s when he gets caught by his brothers, and boy isn’t that fun.

[yaraflorbrazillianqueen]

I literally need a sitcom with spiderfam there's not enough content about them being just domestic

[i-lovethatforme]

Sometimes you put in tags that /this/ is your favorite version of a drawing machiavelien has done. And I'm nosy and I love that kind of information. You know when people have fav verses of songs but not the entire song? That kind of thing. So I wondered if you had any more specific favorites of her artwork?

oh we're deep into loving @machiavelien hours on this fine monday, i am here for it nonny don't you worry! me and you making sure machi makes it thru til vacay hehe xxxxxx

also! yes! i love to know people's fave parts of things! i know a few of these off the bat and then i'll have to do some stalking.

fave peter face! this photo screams that post that's like peak peter parker is obnoxiously hot. t and y.

fave mj face! eee you can have two. young mj & adult mj.

young mj is perf, like the mouth downturn, the blush, the idc but please don't look at me.

adult mj is just pretty i stand by it this whole picture is PRETTY. i have a soft spot for this picture it is what it is

fave smut drawing.. hell. the way i commented on a pic the other day and if i don't say that machi can call me out... and YET.. nah tbf it is still don't be gentle

favourite overall? wow rude... RUDE. it legit changes hourly but it's gotta be spiderfam... right? or it's the hands... idk idk. ykw in both peter has ridic biceps and I love that FOR ME.

adding another that is fave drawing you wish there was a fic for aka I would like to see some more roleplay fics thanking YOU xxxx

hehehehe you getting it spot on w the pink wash as is my right!!! but I do adore the colours in the cunning linguist (18+).. kinda like muted pink wash tones weeeeee

(screaming at me trying to get machi's sig in the snippets and YET this one is right on the money shot gtg xxxx)

anyway! lemme know if you have any more specifics xxxxxxxxx