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it's true and you should say it.

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I feel like I’d like to try riding a camel at least once.

I then anticipate that I’d very quickly want to stop riding a camel.

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off

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The picture I sent my mom:

The picture I sent my husband:

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bro LMFAOOOO

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Queued right up for it

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I drew all the Pokemikus! It was challenging but super fun!

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Achievement unlocked! Got rate limited by AO3!

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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I need more of this trope where the popular and pretty gyaru girl ends up with the quiet dorky guy 🥰

ft. Momo Ayase and Okarun from Dandadan and Marin Kitagawa and Wakana Gojo from My Dress Up Darling

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Guard: “You know what? I quit. Everyone in the northern city is a worthless drunk and I’m the only one doing all their work!”

Sorcerer: “You know what man? Good for you.” (ooc) I hand him my business card-

DM: Your 15th century business card?

Sorcerer, Yeah, I give him my Ye Olde Business Card and tell him, “You go down to the southern city and tell them [Sorcerer] sent you. They have ye olde health insurance.”

Guard: “They even have dental?”

Sorcerer: “They even have ye olde dental.”

(Ye Olde [object] proceeded to become a running joke in almost every future session thus far.)

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Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

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Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,