pokeperson1000
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I’ve had this account for several YEARS. I just reblog anything that catches my interest. Only recently (sept 2023) changing my description so that I don’t get mistaken as a bot.
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pokeperson1000 · 1 day ago
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making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote
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pokeperson1000 · 1 day ago
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I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything
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pokeperson1000 · 1 day ago
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OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB
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pokeperson1000 · 1 day ago
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I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!
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im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes
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pokeperson1000 · 1 day ago
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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pokeperson1000 · 1 day ago
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ケモミミモドキのひみつ - [akai sashimi]
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pokeperson1000 · 1 day ago
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People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.
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pokeperson1000 · 1 day ago
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Greetings
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pokeperson1000 · 3 days ago
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I wanna say FUCK the canadian government for going back on their word and legislating the Canada Post workers back to work. What an absolute betrayal, and I am so deeply disappointed in the NDP who said they wouldn't let this happen.
I really can't see how you can pin this on the NDP. They support the workers and don't have the numbers to force the Liberals to change their mind. Its a minority government.
This is all on Justin Trudeau and his spineless centrist caucus.
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pokeperson1000 · 4 days ago
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i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
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pokeperson1000 · 4 days ago
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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually
europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk
unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this
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pokeperson1000 · 4 days ago
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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this
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