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didnt-hear-idsb-live-again · 11 hours ago

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I actually feel so sick to my stomach trying to decide between this Free People job and the one I currently have why does the current one have to pay so fucking well and Free People have to pay so fucking bad

#none of this is that deep they’re both temporary seasonal jobs as far as I’m concerned #but I’m so bored at the current job because I just have nothing in common w anyone who works there #the work days are very long and I’m a full time employee #this is my last holiday season in nyc and it’s kind of killing me a little that I’m spending it all day every day in this store #and again they pay SO WELL it’s sick I can do whatever I want within reason and not worry about what I’m spending #but I’m just not ENJOYING my life rn and I’m kinda not used to that #there’s so much this time of year in terms of Life Happening #and I’m destined to miss that by nature of this being full time and the long days #meanwhile Free People is a $7/ hour difference #($7/hour less I mean)#and also the diff between penny pinching for a while and not caring #but also I would have free time #and also it’s a great vibe #not that there’s anything even WRONG with the vibe at the current job it’s just #it’s just not doing anything FOR me and when I’ve got no free time that’s not excellent #and yeah it’s apparently very easy to get coverage if something comes up and I don’t wanna go in (friends hanging out and don’t wanna miss-#it etc)#and conversely also very easy to pick up hours if I want to work more #less set in stone you know #I’ll have TIME to figure my Etsy back out if I want I’ll have TIME to figure out wtf I’m doing with myself etc etc etc #but yeah between now and Christmas it’s literally like a $2000 difference so idk idk idk idk idk idk idk #oh also this is stupid but the place I currently work is so insanely busy and such an insanely small space #I am mildly concerned about Covid and my long COVID getting even WORSE etc. feels paranoid and dumb I guess but like idk #I had surgery on my fucking nose to fix long Covid and it’s still not fixed so it’s something I worry about #god if my fucking Etsy still existed it’d be a no brainer #I applied for these jobs to have something fun to do in my spare time #and now I can’t do the fun job I actually wanted #UGH UGH UGH

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autopsytableromance · 4 months ago

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One funny thing to me is that sometimes my bestie will send me reels like this one

And I have to be like. Bestie I appreciate that you’re on my “side” ig but 1 I’m just having fun and 2 in no way did he treat me like his bf and our FIRST text conversation he was like “hey I don’t want you to get the wrong idea bc I don’t want a relationship”

#like. if anyone was “in the wrong or immature here it was for sure me #but I KNEW that going in that’s why I’m not upset or anything #I’m literally chilling and my friends are so mad for no reason #how do you say I’m literally not mad in a believable way. bc I’ve tried and they have NOT believed me #and then I’ll mention us hanging out off handedly and they’ll be like details now I’m like ok here’s the highlights they’re like wtf.#I’m like. I didn’t give you details for a reasonnnnnnnnnnnn #it’s not happening. it’s okay. it’s fine to be weird flirty friends. that’s fine.#also. I kinda. don’t agree with the original post anyway? like. the line between platonic and romantic is so vague like. doing stuff and #then realizing you might have been giving the wrong impression so you communicate what you want is not immature. it’s actually the opposite #so idk #my bestie has been in a relationship for a year and is like. anyone who’s not willing to commit rn is immature like. girl. I don’t even know #if I want to commit. so it’s literally so beyond okay.#the fact that we haven’t fucked yet is honestly? maturity I think. or maybe he just had the entire world convince he wants me and doesn’t #but I think what’s going on is he does like me but doesn’t want a relationship for mental heath reasons (he has kind of implied this im not #pulling this out of my ass) in which case. i do appreciate that he hasn’t tried to sleep with me (bc i would say yes and that would probably #me worse/harder to get over/ignore)#these tags are an essay Jesus. I’ve been drinking all day on the beach lmaooooooo #also it’s my birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #work guy -_-

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trashbaget · 8 months ago

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tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

#it is awful having feelings for someone you know and have an established friendship with #but crushing on someone i barely know is knew to me and i legit feel like an idiot every time i do something stupid like this #i can’t just. talk to the guy #if i say hey and he says sup i say ‘sup indeed’ like what the fuck is that #i can barely even say hello to him #don’t get me wrong i’ve DONE it but most days i’m like #ah fuck there he is #okay you can do it just say hi #just say what’s up #and then he’s already gone #also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin #ask him for his number?? or to hang out??? but like. he’s kind of a stranger to me what do i want to hang out for 🧍#but like. i dont want to do that until i have at least one successful interaction #or like. an actual conversation.#which is gonna be really hard to manage because he doesn’t talk much at all to anyone and i really only talk if someone talks to me first or #i’ll say something absolutely idiotic and ridiculous (and honestly i do that no matter what)#anyway so um. i guess i’m just gonna keep making a fool of myself until i get it right and hopefully i don’t screw it up 🥴#i lost all my confidence in the last year and i cant do anything chill or smooth anymore (i was never that good in the first place but at #least i could PRETEND i knew what i was doing. like i could sell it. the whole weird and lost bit.)#anyway. i felt better for like 5 minutes when some guy at the gas station flirt failed with me on the way home. but that’s partly my fault #too oops. in his defense he probably could not see that i had headphones on bc upon mirror inspection they were well blended with my hair #but i was waiting to cross the street and this guy tried to like nod and smile and i did not know it was to me until i got to the other side #where the gas station was and and like. tried again and i awkward half smiled and saw his face get all mushy and confused like mine FELT 20 #mins before when i’d flopped so hard trying to flirt and by the time i’d processed WAIT i think he was FLIRTING WITH ME i was already gone 🤡#but at least it ended better than the poor 14yo who very confidently asked for my number #who. i shit you not. SCREECHED for a solid 44.5 seconds and bolted the other direction when i said sorry im 21 #his friends were standing there like wtf too and one was like i am so sorry about him 🤦#cheers to being fools universe

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orangespottedgiraffe · 6 months ago

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So

#so I got caught up in the Ikemen game fuck me right #anyway mc in the 2nd princes route is down bad like girl get up u worse than the other one at least the other one the feeling was mutual #this ones mean like who u calling slow? 🤨#we lost her damn like #also there was weird story stuff and I’m like first of all u want me to think this man who has never really looked into the whole romance #thing and finds everyone annoying can do that sort of thing like idk im not buying it #I’m sorry like nothing u say will convince me he can say anything nice like it just #‘with a kind gaze…’ 🤨#what I can’t read the premium route but u can buy the epilogue if there is a god they will strike and kill the creator of the gacha game #I blame fortnight #wait 🫢🤭#u know what nvm 😑#ruined the fucking moment with the span of click #he could’ve just been like I get it now. end sentence end thought nothing else but sadly he must make it known he don’t fuck with this shit #u know what I’m sick of this shit #gotta see to the end but this is the last time I’m doing a recommended route.#freaky ass #like #it’s either something rude or cheesy I cat I can’t anymore I’m going to kill myself #like Jesus #yo why the fuck it go from like we kissing to we doing something dirty I can’t stand it #it can fade to black #idk #like I said freaky ass wtf #ew #u know what picture u hate that one where their at the cemetery #mc looks so silly in the back smiling

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yikes077 · 7 months ago

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Sitting in a room working on something while the person you kind of like is sitting 5 feet away from you out loud popcorn reading a Ronald McDonald x Burger King ABO ao3 fanfic with 2 other people is just a different experience.

#i mean wtf #what do i do in this situation #and it’s a weird crush bc I know that I won’t really see this person again so while I like them there’s little use in persueing it #also I’m so autistic I cannot tell when someone is just treating me with real kindness or maybe likes me how do you even figure that out wtf #is was a really well written fanfic too so idk what to do with that #anyway #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ronald mcdonald #Ronald McDonald x Burger King #I’m more of a Ronald McDonald x JackBox fan myself but whatever #help #Theater crush

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danielnelsen · 1 year ago

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someone was recommending an app for android and i asked if there was an ios equivalent and got the whole “apple sucks, just get an android” like…….buddy where am i getting this new phone from? are YOU gonna buy it for me? i’ve had one phone in my life that wasn’t second hand and that was my first flip phone. if my current phone died right now, i just wouldn’t have a phone until someone i know got a new one and was nice enough to give me their old one. are you expecting me to just turn down their offers until someone just gives me an android?

#i don’t get annoyed about it too often but my current phone is possibly the worst phone i’ve ever had #so like. i’m not just sitting here thinking hard about what phone to get next. i will take what i can get.#same with laptops. i haven’t had one in nearly two years and if someone offered me a mac i’d take it in an instant #no matter how much i’d prefer windows #like maybe consider that your phone-shopping experiences aren’t universal. i’d you don’t know an ios equivalent just say that #personal #sorry i’ve just had so many people criticise my phone recently with the whole tone of ‘get a new one’ and it’s getting to me #i’ve started just straight-up asking if they’ll buy me one to try to get the point across #but on this topic. hey does anyone have a phone or laptop they’re willing to give away 🙃#kinda annoyed at my sister who said the other week that she might get a new phone and could give me her old one #and a few days later i asked what kinda timeframe that would be and she got mad at me for being pushy about it #like ‘i was just considering it you can’t just expect it’ like wtf i was just asking. if it’s not gonna be soon just say it’s not soon yeesh #idk im just getting overwhelmed and annoyed at people being so presumptive and also demanding of what i should do #my phone has about 4gb of space i can actually use so i have to spend half my time swapping which apps i have installed #and i don’t have a laptop so it’s literally my only portable device of that kind #DO YOU THINK THIS IS A CHOICE THAT I HAVE MADE?#like can you think for maybe 2 seconds about why someone might have a phone that sucks #‘why dont you just—‘ MONEY. the answer is MONEY. why tf do you think i ‘dont just’#anyway. tips are enabled and i’m pretty sure my pypl is ashtonlove

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cyberebel · 4 months ago

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#facial features #poll survey #just testing to see what ppl say #and also want to make ppl feel better about themselves #also side note: before i made this post—i read a really horrible Reddit thread asking what ppl thought were the most ‘ugly’ facial features #it made me really sad #i saw some ppl talking about recessed chins which i don’t even know wtf it is but someone said it made them really sad #bc they had one #another sent a pic asking if they had it and I’m just like UMM WTFF?!! ya pretty fked up #look i know it’s become the norm for ppl to pick on ourselves and other ppl but I’ve been rewiring the shxt out of my brain to NOT make #those kind of judgements altho we all naturally do so sometimes but I’m at the point where I don’t even want to naturally think or judge

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kannagen · 4 months ago

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Kamala is Brat!!!! Stay mad!!! But your music exists in the context!!!!!

💀 this is the only ask i have like ever received on this blog y’all are so weird

maybe re-examine your life and what brought you to sending asks to random nobodies to defend a politician’s bratness. thoughts and prayers

#ask #i’m literally going to vote for her if she’s the nominee go bother someone else lmfao #this is such a strange thing to fight for i kind of don’t even know what to say 😭#how did this person even find my nothing post #i just imagine them seething and going through the kamala harris / brat tag responding to every remotely critical post #weirdo behavior maybe take that energy and do something useful with it !#also can i just point out truly wtf does this even mean #kamala is brat. i don’t think kamala is partying with the girls and falling in love again and again and doing coke or whatever like what #nonsense statements #i’m just baffled LMFAO very embarrassing #did my zero note post strike something within you

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raeathnos · 8 months ago

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#can the truck driver at work just like… not?#I’m so fed up with this dude #firstly he’s like overly friendly but in a bad way #he acts like he knows me and then assumes things about me and then gets annoyed when they’re not right #he asks me the one morning what kind of music I like and when I said edm he literally goes ‘nah you seem like a rock kind of chick’#firstly I’m not a chick secondly wtf?#and then he would not drop it- kept badgering me about it #‘are you sure? I like that kind of music too but I can’t picture you listening to it’#I asked him what edm artists he likes and he couldn’t name any and the. doubled down on the ‘no you’re holding out on me you def like rock’#also he’s low-key sexist but it’s getting worse 🫠#‘oh you can’t lift that box it’s too heavy for a woman’#dude. my guy. pls stop assuming my gender but also don’t fucking tell me what I can and can’t lift #but like the fucking audacity? do not place limits on me based on my assigned fucking gender dude #and the best fucking part is the boxes are always super fucking light #he’ll watching me lift a fucking 50lb box and then hand me a box of pillows and tell me to be careful it’s probs too heavy for a girl #my new gripe is the other day he interrupted me while I was sorting to be like ‘oh you’re so fast’#dude you’ve seen me do this every day for three months #but then! he asks if I cook and clean when I’m done with work #I thought it was a weird question because who doesn’t cook and clean and told him yeah I do #and for a brief shining moment I existed in a world where sexism doesn’t exist and thought he just hired someone to do his cleaning #nope. literally says to me ‘wow you’re the whole package! the perfect housewife!’#I had to storm off because I was fUCKING SEETHING #I am not a housewife. I am not domesticated. and it was a fucking weird thing to say to me at all #me and my husband split the chores evenly because that’s fair #this dude is divorced and I see why now #but the fucking audacity- when I tell you I was seeing red #talking about me like I’m a fucking servant- he’s said other shit before and I am getting fed up #shoutout to my husband tho- ‘housewife? ew no! you’re my feral housethey! :D’#sexist shit hits a lot of nerves- I do not need that shit + the disphoria first thing in the morning

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wewontbesleeping · 1 year ago

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$630 on vet bills this time <3

#I’m soooo stressed wtf #confused abt how to pay rent but we’ll see lmao #I don’t want kids cats are expensive enough #I’m also stressed bc of the whole med schedule Alice has to be on for a few weeks now #I am sooo fucking mad at llewyn like it feels like 20% of my brain is constantly just working to keep him away from Alice #idk what to do at this point #bc if I’m not perfect 100% of the time #he attacks her #like if I look away for a second he attacks her #if I don’t latch the door tightly enough he attacks her #and he’s trying to kill her it’s not casual #and I don’t even know how to deal w the emotions I feel about it #because I kind of fucking hate this cat #but it’s not his fault I guess so idk!!!!#like it’s such a complicated relationship #yes you are trying to constantly kill my cat but you’re also just a cat #and he isn’t MY cat so there’s really nothing to do!!!#I just have to wait out the lease until I can find somewhere else #it’s just so fucking hard to constantly be ‘on’ and vigilant for attacks #like it’s sent my anxiety through the roof

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gaywineauntsstuff · 7 days ago

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Dick Grayson:

*runs the titans*

*works for the league*

*has a day job*

*solo patrols bludhaven*

*solo patrols New York*

*on call 24/7 for regularly scheduled Gotham crisis(es)*

*training at least 40% of new gen heroes at any given moment*

*infiltrating the current annoying cult, corrupt gov, spy organization, company, mafia group, evil underground ancestral foundations of a city and random corrupt modeling industry*

*monitoring drug pedaling in 3 cities*

*emotionally regulating 80% of his family bc why would they do it themselves? Nah let’s just ruin relationships for fun -cough Bruce cough-*

* maintaining civilian cover*

*canonically does volunteer work*

I am beginning to think nightwing doesn’t have anger issues he’s just overstimulated bc wtf

Like Dick take a break what is this?

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Dick currently working on infiltrating the mob, after 4 days of 6+ hour patrols bc bludhaven has no chill an Arkham breakout, a performance review at work that took too long, organizing a titans outer space mission, just got back from training Jon Kent: no one call me plz god no one call me I can’t do this I have so much work no one. Call me plz

*phone rings* -it’s tim

He could ignore it but last time he left Tim alone for a month the dumbass lost his spleen and decided a cowl was a fashion choice (equally bad in his opinion)

Dick picking up the phone with his non broken arm: yello

Tim: so I accidentally maybe got kidnapped and maybe also started a cult around the concept of Batman and I’m out of energy drinks. (All equally dire in tims opinion)

Dick popping 4 caffeine pills: shut up I’ll be there in 30 don’t DO ANYTHing.

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Jason: sooo I might be engaged to an alien princess

Dick about to pop a Xanax: tell me it’s Kori or at least in this galaxy

Jason: nope

Dick: …. Can it wait

Jason: she wants to eat me, their species is like a praying mantis knockoff but with space and mind control.

Dick: yeah okay give me an hour I’ll call raven

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Damian: hello Richard

Dick: what did you do.

Damian: I have been kidnapped by my mother

Dick: again

Damian: I feel it would be redundant to say anything

Dick: …….. alright I’ll call the nearest flying hero be there in a bit… keep ur spine where it is Damian or I swear to god-

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Bruce: cult

Dick who just got done with an undercover mission: anddd?

Bruce: we need someone to infiltrate it

Dick: I swear to god I. will. hurt. you

Bruce: hnnnn

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Babs: I have… acquired a child

Dick who is fighting deathstroke : …okayyyy

Babs who is watching the fight: she’s a little bit … traumatized

Dick, dodging a katana: preaching to the choir

Babs: can you do your whole, human empathy and kindness tell me ur life story I have puppy dog eyes.

Dick: ….

Babs: you owe me

Dick: … one day I will delete all your numbers and disappear

Babs cheerfully: you know no matter where you go I can find you hunk wonder see you in 3 hours don’t die before then!

#nightwing #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batfam #bruce wayne #damian wayne #barbara gordon #batfamily #comics #dc fanon

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lamppost-t · 4 months ago

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Incest fics are so weird to me like what do you mean you find getting freaky and doing things with your parent/sibling hot like what ☹️ also sidenote stepcest is still incest and weird and illegal!!

Like I try to block all of these accounts and move on but there’s so many like what is appealing about writing incest please guys just write smth else you don’t gotta make them related I’m sick of it, it’s not even important to the plot 😞

Also another thing I normally see tagged in these is noncon which is just disgusting for so many reasons that I shouldn’t have to explain bc what the fuck why are romanticizing rape and SA wtf is wrong with you 😭

I see a lot of these fics are normally in like older characters tags but like I’ve seen a lot in Anakin skywalker, Leon Kennedy and Chris Redfeild tags (and in a lot of the RE character tags) which sucks bc there are guenuinely good fics in there and these weird ass fics are ruining the RE fan base reputation

Like this shouldn’t be something people have to talk abt bc I’m not the only one who’s noticed this and thinks it’s weird just stop like

On another note stay safe out there gang, I know a lot of these kinds of fics can be triggering so always check warnings, block who you need to block and take care of yourself, you are loved and cared for 🧸💗

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sunrizef1 · 9 months ago

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White Hearts

pairing: Lando Norris x reader

warnings: none

a/n: took a while but here we go

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oscarpiastri had fun!

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oscarpiastri I’m 22

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oscarpiastri not Daniel

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user9 what was the party for 😭 omg

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logansargeant rly???

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logansargeant but ur cool with me tho right

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oscarpiastri why does he get a pass??!!!

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user26 at this point y/n has to be doing it to annoy Oscar 😭

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user27 “weekend” they’ve been gone for a month lol

user28 the white again…

user29 is there some kind of party happening or something

user30 why

user31 a bunch of drivers have posted stuff about them traveling to what looks like this place today

user32 oh yeah must be some kind of get together

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oscarpiastri see you soon 😁

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user35 so it’s like a team dinner then?

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user37 OH MY GOD

user38 ????

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user40 wtf???

user41 so it wasn’t an engagement 😭

oscarpiastri ….

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oscarpiastri secrets are hard 😭

yourusername why’d you think you didn’t find out about the engagement until the wedding

oscarpiastri I thought that was the same for everyone????

yourusername just you and Danny

danielricciardo ???

user42 married!?

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maxverstappen congrats!

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beanpodz · 4 months ago

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There were so many things I liked in S4 of TUA but Jesus Christ I kind of hated so much.

The end felt so rushed (probably due to less episodes). They didn’t expand enough on any resentment created by Alison and it seemed to be forgiven fairly quickly. Five not being affected by being back in the apocalypse even though season 1 him seemed extremely traumatized by it.

Speaking of five: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!? They introduced the whole relationship so far into the final season. It had no time to breath or feel organic to the characters. It seemed like everything about Five and Lila’s storylines this season was leading up to this but was this romance really something needed in a show about the family itself? Why do a plot line that created friction between them like that? Diego was literally mad at Five in his final moments! WTF! Also you’re trying to tell me five, THE SAME GUY WHOSE WHOLE LIFE REVOLVED AROUND GETTING BACK TO HIS FAMILY, would not do everything in his power to get back to them? He spent 40 YEARS trying to get back. I could rant on this for hours. They really said Aidens of age now let’s have him make out with someone.

Ray not being there was insane. Five has never trusted an employer in his life but sure he didn’t know anything about the CIA being filled with cult members I guess. The introduction of Jennifer I understand was needed for plot reasons but it’s another forced romance and didn’t allow for enough cool fight scenes (this point is personal lol), and the ending scene was cute but it made no sense timeline wise for all of these people to just be chilling in the same year together.

It didn’t leave me satisfied. It left a pit in my stomach which I usually like in a show but this time it wasn’t earned. I loved the siblings bonding. I loved Dad Diego. I loved Angsty Claire. I liked Jean and Gene. I loved the five mind deli. I loved “little Greek guy” and Luther being a hot spaceman dancer. But God so much of this series was lacking and I wish it could have left us with something more than it did. But IDK it’s 6 in the morning and I just binged it. Maybe I’m just tired.

#tua spoilers #the umbrella academy #tua #allison hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreaves #lila pitts #viktor hargreeves #ben hargreeves

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minimarvelh · 2 months ago

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Tony: I’m a little worried about leaving Peter for a day completely alone.

Steve: your son will be alright, Stark. It’s only for one day, besides Peter is 16!

*two hours later*

Peter, calling Mr.Stark: are you really busy?

Tony: kid, what happened?

Peter: promise not to be mad.

Tony: I can’t promise you that.

Peter: then I can’t tell you what have happened.

Tony: okay, I promise not to be mad. Just tell me!

Peter, breathing heavily: okay I kind of created a new version of Starkpad, because how the hell you don’t have Star Wars themed Starkpad?? then Ned accidentally bought Mcdonalds, like a company, then we were panicking and we needed something to distract us so we sorted all Pepper’s paperwork, hired two interns and fired five, oh and also we gave all the workers three days off and took over one Stark Industries department, now I’m kind of it’s president.

Steve: WTF

Clint: WTF

Fury: WTF

Tony: The audacity! don’t shout at my kid? Go do your work! It’s okay, Pete, my main concern is, are you alright?

Peter, almost soundless whispering: also I broke your cup with our faces on it

Tony: you did WHAT

Peter: I’M SORRY BUT WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT UNDER ONE OF YOUR COSTUMES??

Tony, gasping: omg I need some time alone I don’t know if I will be able to forgive you. MY PRECIOUS CUP

Peter, stressing out: I’M SORRY

*one second later*

Tony: okay, I forgive you but on Christmas I want the exact same copy. And also the next time I will leave you alone buy Burger King rather than McDonalds. I like their burgers more

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that-weird-thing-in-the-woods · 2 months ago

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You all know what time it is ( and body dysmorphia is mentioned a few times just thought I would let you know!)

🐍Snake empress Danny🐍

Ok let’s go, So you all know the drill Danny has to booket it out of amity ( GIW, Bad Fenton) and just for a bit more angst everyone who he loves ( Sam, Tucker, jazz) got caught up in the nasty burger explosion and the GIW hit Dani and as a last minute decision Danny has to grow her in himself and because he has the organs for baby incubation ( trans! Danny let’s go! ) so now we have a heavily traumatized teen who is going to be a teen mom and just loss his whole support system and everything he’s ever known yeah we going angsty today anyway so when Danny gets to the ghost zone he a immediately goes to clockwork to help him so after Danny gets healed up a bit and calm down the best he can right now and

now let’s move the pov for a sec so clockwork can’t really take care of Danny and he needs to fine someone who can that’s when he remembers the little pocket dimension that is a little bit hard to go to if your not looking for it so clockwork brings Danny there and on a cliff top there is a abandoned castle that is overgrown and has trees all around it and a healthy population of snakes that equally watch over the place and keeping outsiders OUT and do not tolerate people who are not a part of the …. Group, pack? Wtf do you call a group of snakes { ok so I just looked up what a group of snakes is called and apparently it’s called a den, pit or nest so I’ll be using that information} den and are very picky about who is in the nest and who isn’t but surprisingly the little danger noodles decide that Danny’s friend shaped and now his part of the nest ( also before I forget to mention there is a big ass snake that is the main protection for the others and the castle itself ) and he’s mostly doing things around with the snakes wrapped limply around his neck and shoulders or his arm and or legs they just like hanging around Danny for the most part

And for the JL side of this well you remember that this place is its own little pocket dimension well it is connected to the JL universe and it sorta feels like your in a Fea area not uncomfortable just different, it has a passage in Gotham City to a overgrown manhole cover so somehow Damien finds this manhole in the garden of Wayne manner and Bruce grounded ( aka benched ) him and Alfred is shopping and nobody’s home so it’s just him and he decides to go into the manhole cover it leeds down to a large tunnel so big it is a surprise nobody has found it yet so Damian walks down it for about 2 to 4 minutes before he sees another cover and has to use a lot of force to open it and as he climbs out he sees that it was overgrown to the point that the vines were wiring the thing shut and as Damien looks around he dust himself off he sees that he is in a large forest almost to large if this place was really Gotham than this would have been cut down years before it got like this so he walks around and than he gets to a lagoon it looks like no pollution got here as well that’s when he sees them a person the person has long white hair that looks to be in some kind of braid with silver chains and their wearing what seem like a bunch of white fabric at first glance but is you really look it seems to be a dress but that’s not what really brings his attention to this person it is the snake that are wrapped limply around them one black one that hangs off their shoulders and looks some what of a necklace and they are holding what seems to be a large black marble bowl ( the bowl is for some of the aquatic plants some birds ended up eating most of the aquatic plant and there are almost none left so he’s getting some from the lagoon)

And that’s all for the moment. Now on to the details of this bitch!

I’m thinking Danny looks a little bit like this

The reason he wears this is because it’s easier to walk around in ( not to mention the moment the rest of the den realized he was with fetus Dani ( or Eleanor I like that name better for her it gives her a bit of her own personality instead of just Danny clone) the big snake who were going to call Vesper ( you get it ) started to carry him around and while sleeping he would wrap around him to keep him warm ok got a bit off track

And for his hair I’m thinking he lets it grow out a bit and the little danger noodles like to bring him bits and pieces of things they think he might like so he ends up with this

But instead of gold I’m thinking silver

Also just some pics of what I think the castle will look like in some places

Anyway that’s all from me byeeee

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