#i just want him and durin to be best buds!!!

[fawnforgold]

if i don’t see albedo at the fucking winter event you all will be bearing witness to how much i can cry

[gauntletgirlie]

I’ve seen a lot of hate for Celeborn, and whilst everyone is obviously entitled to their opinion, a lot of the hate seems to be based off of Celeborn being the “most boring plain bologna sandwich character in the whole books.”

I would refute this for the following reasons.

There is not a lot written about Celeborn. Lack of information does not mean lack of personality. Just because Tolkien focussed on other characters more, does not mean Celeborn was not interesting.

His scenes in The Lord of the Rings films were cut, so he does not get fleshed out there either. It feels like some fans base their opinion on his couple of scenes there.

We have little to no idea what Galadriel and Celeborn talked about together. For the most part, we see them as rulers when they are much older and calmer. Who knows the passion they shared when they met in Doriath? How they fell in love?

He has been described as “one of the wisest elves” by the end of the Third Age. How did he gain that wisdom? Wisdom is most often hard earned. If we can enjoy Elrond being wise, we can enjoy Celeborn being wise.

He stayed in Eregion because he had enmity towards dwarves so did not want to pass through Khazad-dûm with Galadriel and Celebrian. Much beef, which could have been (maybe still can be??) explored in The Rings of Power. Especially with Elrond being best buds with Prince Durin! Think of the hilariously awkward conversations…

He fought at The Sack of Eregion with Elrond. The Rings of Power decided not to portray this as they needed to further explore Galadriel and Sauron’s relationship, which I completely understand, but it is to the detriment of exploring Celeborn as a character and a warrior.

He was with Elrond when he founded Imladris. I hope this could still be the case in The Rings of Power going forward.

Galadriel is clearly more of a vibrant character, so what is wrong with her having a husband/partner whose personality lets that aspect of her shine, instead of competing or dominating it? He compliments her, IMHO. He does not make Galadriel a tradwife, nor is he fully a wife guy (as funny as that discourse is and I do enjoy it 😆), they are equals.

Fans are saying if he is going to make an appearance in The Rings of Power, he needs to be hot and have great chemistry with Galadriel. I actually agree with this because he is an elven prince and so should look like one. Also, Galadriel chose him and he chose her. They should have chemistry. It does not need to be, and I would stress should not be, like the chemistry Galadriel has with Halbrand/Sauron.

Also, it does feel a bit “out of sight, out of mind” in The Rings of Power. Galadriel has shown that loyalty to those she loves is a strong characteristic of hers that she values deeply. I will happily admit it cannot be denied that she loved Halbrand. It did not mean she stopped loving Celeborn. They had a love that lasted the ages and that could should be explored.

I personally think Celeborn is relevant and should be in The Rings of Power, if he is introduced properly and not shoe-horned in. I want to see his character explored more. He is in Galadriel’s life. He is in the Second Age of Arda. He is part of the story, even if it’s not a great, front-and-centre part like Galadriel or Sauron. I think he is necessary to Galadriel’s story arc as well, he helped shape who she is and she helped shape who he is.

[wolfoftheblackflames]

So I was browsing Tumblr since I like to do that sometimes, and bam! I got hit with a fic inspiration... Anyway here you go misfits! (This is set after the new hotel is built)

Girls' day feat. Angel Dust:

“Uh why the fuck is he here?”

Those words came out when the last of the invited arrived at Charlie’s little get-together. It was Angel Dust wearing a beautiful pink crop top and black shorts with sparkly neon pink heels as he grinned. “I was invited toots.”

“Ya got a problem with Angie?” Cherri growled at Vaggie, who lifted her hands in defense. “No, just thought he'd be with the guys..”

Angel Dust just laughed. “You're just jealous cause I can easily out girl ya toots.” He playfully sneered, fluffing up his sexy chest fluff.

Vaggie just growled a bit, though blinked as she heard the door only to see Charlie come back with the cutest looking outfit on, which was free flowing grey crop top with small sleeves that exposed her shoulders and a beautiful pair of casual jeans. Instantly she blushed a bit and looked away. “Ha, look at the blush on the fuckin’ munchkin!” Cherri chuckled, nudging her best friend Angel who joined in with a snicker. Even Niffty who sat on the couch couldn't help but giggle. “She looks like a lamp.”

Charlie pursed her lips clearly not liking the teasing. She flashed the others with her demonic red and white eyes to get them to stop. “Uh whoops, so uh what cha got in the box?” Angel laughed nervously.

“I'm glad you asked, since it's a girl's day I figured we could have a fun spa session!” The princess grinned, placing the box down and opening it.

Inside said box was a bunch of different skin care products, nail polish, scented body lotions, and much more. “I ain't one for just relaxin’ but Angie convinced me.” Cherri stated picking up one of the nail polish, a beautiful shimmering yellow like his eyes. Her face fell since it had only been several weeks since the battle with heaven.

“Seriously Cherri, ya needed it, besides we all miss our little snake.” Angel placed one of his arms around her. “Now let's see how this color looks on ya sugar tits.” He grinned trying to cheer up his best bud.

Vaggie smiled a bit. She knew the loss of Sir Pentious weighed on everyone. However, with the new hotel, it was a chance to move forward. She went over to the box and smirked. “He did like the smell of mint.” The angel held up some hand lotion to Cherri, who blinked.

“There wasn't a day where I didn't see that snake with either a cup of coffee or tea.” Angel mused as Cherri took the lotion with a nod. To her it felt weird, people actually being nice, to have had a man who complimented her mind instead of her hot as fuck body, and that kiss, fuck it had been kinda hot.

Cherri smirked a bit. “He was fun to pick on, the slimy shit.” She took off her gloves and casually applied the lotion. It really wasn't her style but she didn't mind it.

Charlie smiled a bit seeing how Cherri relaxed. She was hoping to recruit the bombardier but the woman had turned her down. “So Angel..” She smirked in a sing-song like tone. “I saw the eyes you were giving Husk. What's up with that?” She playfully poked the spider.

Angel blinked and cleared his throat. Even Cherri looked up at him and smirked evilly. “Don't you start too!” He groaned but blinked as Niffty giggled.

“I'm not one for the gay stuff, but I did notice ehehe. He always pours your drink first.” She smirked with her wide toothy grin. “I think that cat has grown soft.”

Angel blinked at Niffty, but then had a soft smile of his own. “During the before battle shit I wanted to stick by the guy and enjoy his drinks and company.” He admitted with a light blush.

“I saw you two flirtin’ durin’ the whole thing!” Cherri nudged with a grin.

Charlie squeed having the same look she had when Sir Pentious confessed his crush for Cherri to her. “I'm rooting for you Angel!”

Vaggie lightly punched his arm. “You got this.”

Angel just chuckled and hugged the girls. “Daww you ladies are makin’ me blush!” He grinned. “Now which of these would Kitty like?” He asked while releasing the girls so he could dig through the box.

Charlie smiled and picked out a gorgeous starry night nail polish. “This would look so good on you, Vaggie!” She grinned as Vaggie blinked. “Alright hon, go ahead.”

Angel chuckled seeing Charlie take out a nail care kit first. “Could you do my nails too blondie?” He asked “Sure!”

Cherri blinked being tugged on by Niffty who held up a very pretty perfume bottle. “Try this, it smells really nice!” The little maid grinned, spritzing some onto Cherri’s wrist. “Oh, it's kinda got a musky scent.” She mused as Niffty nodded. “It smells nice doesn't it?”

“Reminds me of the shit Pen would wear.” Angel replied with a smirk. “Where’d ya find that one Niff?”

“I got it from the store, I also sprayed every bottle so I could find the right one.” She snickered since she made the clerk really pissed that day.

“Ya turned the store into a mustard gas situation?!” Cherri smirked and ruffled Niffty’s hair. “Yer a fuckin’ freak, I like ya.”

Angel rolled his eyes but then looked at Vaggie and tilted his head. “Hey toots, why are ya sittin’ cross legged?” He asked with a playful smirk. “Are ya tryin’ to hide your tiny ass feet?”

Vaggie flipped him off. “I don't see you taking off your heels. So you don't get to say shit.” She retorted with a smug look.

Angel grumbled and flipped her off right back. He didn't exactly like his feet, hell when he did his pornos he begged Val to keep his sexy heels on mentioning that sick fucks would be extra horny for the mystery. Cherri looked over and got up. “Hey Angie?”

“Yeah?” Angel looked at Cherri. “Wanna try on these fuckin’ sexy ass heels?” She grinned showing Angel some beautiful black leather laced up heeled boots.

The spider demon's eyes lit up as he took the shoes. “Fucking hell Cherri Bomb, where did ya get these beauties?”

Vaggie blinked and tilted her head. “Those actually look nice…” She added seeing the beautiful pink trim along the top and sole. “I know right? Bought these bitches for Angie cause the fucker loves his sexy heels.” Cherri showed a wide grin as Angel chuckled.

Charlie giggled, seeing the heels. “What are you waiting for? Try them on Angel!” She playfully coaxed, having finished applying the nail polish to Vaggie's beautiful nails.

Angel blushed a bit however looked at the girls. “Turn around for a sec and I will.” He replied looking at his glittery heels.

Vaggie noticed his hesitation and sighed. She was going to regret this but took off her own heels to reveal cute little feet making Charlie squeak. “You want me to paint these too?” She asked as Vaggie nodded.

Angel blinked at the gesture, he then looked at Cherri who looked a bit surprised but smirked. “Don't worry Angie, I'll beat any dumbfuck who messes with ya.” The bombshell grinned patting her spider boi on the shoulder.

The pornstar gulped a bit but nodded as he started undoing the buckles of his beautiful sparkly boots. He gave Vaggie a small thankful nod as the latter smiled a bit. Soon his small cute spider-like clawed feet wiggled free, tipped with his pinkish white fur and small little claws. He looked over and spotted Charlie who had removed her own shoes revealing small red hooves. “Huh…” He smiled a bit, feeling a little less awkward thanks to the two girls.

“Here catch.” Vaggie tossed Angel some beautiful glittery neon pink nail polish. “Hey thanks Vags.” He smirked looking it over.

Cherri blinked but smirked a bit. These folks were alright in her book even if some were a stickler for the rules. “Here let me apply it.” She asked Angel who blinked. “Oh sure..”

Niffty easily grabbed one of Charlie’s hooves, making the princess yelp and started to look it over. “Ooo! Kinda like what Alastor has, except yours are smaller than his..” The maid giggled only to be accidentally kicked in the face when she touched a ticklish spot.

“Shit! Sorry Niff!” Charlie gasped, looking horrified. “Yay pain!” The maid cooed springing back up from the wall she had smacked into because of the power behind the kick. “Do it again!”

Cherri just laughed. “Damn, looks like the goody two shoes has some power. Ya practically punted the tiny bitch.” She smirked as Charlie groaned. “I didn't mean to!”

Vaggie had to shoo Niffty away to keep the maid from trying to get Charlie to kick her again. “Hey Niff, check this out, there's bleach in the next room!” Angel smirked as the maid instantly scurried off with a rabid expression and grin. “Thanks…” Charlie sighed in relief.

Angel winked at Vaggie as a ‘the favor has been repaid’ gesture. The angel smirked a bit and casually started to pamper those cute little hooves. “It's a spa day isn't it, you get some pampering too princesa.” (Princess)

Charlie blushed as Vaggie massaged the ankles. She then looked over at Angel who smirked playfully. “Aww ain't that cute, betcha two get into some fun kinky shit in the bedroom eh?” He teased as Charlie started to blush and sizzle. “I think they're those vanilla type fuckers. Looks like it anyway.” Cherri smirked as Vaggie grumbled trying to pay no mind to the teasing though her golden blush was starting to show again.

The more lewd duo laughed amused at the flustered couple's reaction, though Angel smirked a bit at his painted toe nails, he soon slipped on those beautiful boots looking more comfortable.

--

While everyone was chatting, Charlie got a phone call. “I'll be right back, babe.” She gave Vaggie a kiss on the cheek and left to take it.

Cherri and Angel smirked at Vaggie who gave a confused look. “What?”

“Hey feather duster, wanna spice yourself up for your girl?” Angel smirked holding up some lotions. “Don't cha wanna see yer blondie practically fuckin’ sizzlin’?” Cherri chimed in with a playful smirk. Niffty giggled seeing Vaggie squirm.

“I know what she likes, I don't need your help..” The angel turned away with a cute huff. Though the golden blush gave it away that she did want to.

Angel smirked and nodded at Cherri and Niffty. “This is gonna be fun.” The spider man took out a comb and some hair products. “W-wait!” Vaggie gulped while caught off guard.

After an hour Charlie came back into the room annoyed. “Husk says that my dad and Alastor are fighting again, and they nearly burned down the lobby with a cook off..” She groaned coming back into the room. “Huh?”

Cherri and Niffty blocked her view. “And done!” Angel grinned moving away. “Go ahead and let the blondie through.”

“Ehehehe, enjoy the treat princess.” Niffty bowed and scurried away.

Cherri gave a thumbs up and moved as Charlie looked very confused. “What are..” She couldn't finish her sentence as she then spotted Vaggie.

“Hi hon..” The angel blushed with her hair looking so fluffy and wavy now. There was even a braid that brought some of the bangs back to expose the soft features of Vaggie's face. Charlie just stared as the scent of both apples and lavender filled her nose. “Ha! She's speechless!” Cherri laughed and gave a thumbs up to Angel.

Angel chuckled but blinked, coming over to Charlie. “Uh hello? You there, blondie?” He poked her, and Charlie fell over red-faced. “Whoa!”

Cherri just burst out laughing as Vaggie ran over. “Ya made her a fuckin’ knock out Angie!”

“So… pwetty…” Charlie mumbled her eyes swirling with her tail out wagging. She looked like she was drunk. “Come on sweetie, let's get you off the floor..” Vaggie easily picked up Charlie who laid like a cute little snake, her face looking dopey and in love.

Vaggie looked at Angel who gave a smug look. She grumbled but fist bumped the spider twink who grinned at his work.

Though the rumbling of the hotel made this day come to an end as Lucifer was chasing Alastor who was laughing like a mad man, with Husk coming out and shaking his head, clearly not drunk enough for this shit.

(This all started because I saw Vaggie had tiny feet and remembered the fact Angel didn't like his own feet...)

[thestupidhelmet]

30 V

V 30: Vacation, Jackie/Hyde

Post-college, pre-marriage, Jackie suggests she and Hyde go on vacation together. He's up for it but says, "So we both take off from work and hang around at home, doin' whatever we want together. Cool."

Jackie: No, Steven. A vacation! You know, where we vacate to somewhere else and do whatever we want together.

Hyde: Where would we go?

Jackie: I was thinking Paris or Disneyland.

Hyde (amused): After all these years, man, those are still your dream destinations?

Jackie: No, but the point is we should go somewhere romantic and fun!

Hyde: Oh, I got it: Chuck E. Cheese. We'll stick around after closing. Then we've got the place to ourselves.

Jackie: Be serious. Maybe we could spend a long weekend in the Bahamas. It has beaches, casinos --

Hyde: I don't wear shorts, and we'll probably find Bud at the poker table, where he'll try to hit us up for dough.

Jackie: Okay, it's clear you don't actually want to go on vacation, so let's just drop it.

Hyde: That's not it. ... Closest I ever got to a vacation was Bob's hunting cabin and your folks' ski cabin. Not sure what it's all about.

Jackie: Well, I do. Let me teach you.

Hyde hesitates.

Jackie: Trust me?

Hyde: Yeah.

Jackie: Yay! (She claps happily.) Oh, Steven, we're gonna have the best vacation ever!

***

A few weeks later, New York City. Four-star hotel, in a room overlooking Central Park.

Hyde (from the bed): You're a good teacher.

Jackie jumps onto the bed and settles beside him. "This is perfect, right? Romantic restaurants."

Hyde: Grimy rock clubs.

Jackie: The Empire State Building.

Hyde: Times Square ...

Jackie: Which we're not going to.

Hyde laughs. "Reminds me too much of how I grew up anyway. Might find my ma there in a 'classy gentleman's club'."

Jackie: Let's move on.

Hyde: Any ideas?

Jackie: One. We could practice for our eventual honeymoon.

Hyde (caught off-guard): How the hell did you know I was gonna propose durin' this vacation?

Jackie (thrilled): I didn't, but I do now! How are you going to do it? Where exactly? Tell me everything -- oh! What's the engagement ring look like?

Hyde: You'll find out. Got to keep some things a surprise.

Jackie, impatient but happy, kisses Hyde ... and they do, indeed, practice for their honeymoon.

Jukebox Ask Game

[aeoki]

Swing Night - The Two, Divided: Chapter 4

Characters: Kouga, Kaoru & Rei

TL Note:

The “sad emoji” Rei uses is specifically this one: 🥺, which is called “ぴえん / pien” in Japanese (but known as the pleading face emoji in English). It reached maximum popularity during 2019 - 2020 and is somewhat outdated, as Kaoru comments. For those wanting to read more on pien, this is a good page.

Kouga: So Adonis wanted to take her to Season Avenue of all places? It’s so normal.

I dunno but ain’t ya supposed to go to fancy places for dates?

Kaoru: Fancy places? Like a restaurant with a nice view of the cityscape at night?

Kouga: Yeah. Girls like that, right? That’s the sorta place they always mention in magazines.

Rei: I do think that’s a rather biased way of seeing it. You shouldn’t take in everything magazines say without a second thought, either.

Kaoru: Yeah. The best date spot is someplace your date will enjoy the most~

So it all depends on what their preferences are.

Well, most couples want a romantic experience, so that’d explain why restaurants with a nice night view would be popular.

Rei: According to what Adonis-kun said, Urania-chan wanted to see the place he was living in.

That’s why he chose Season Avenue, no?

Kaoru: And Urania-chan is a millionaire~ She might find places like these pretty rare.

Rei: Indeed. Our markets here will be very different from the ones in her country.

Kouga: She’s definitely lookin’ at everythin’. Looks like she’s been askin’ Adonis heaps of questions too.

Rei: She must be wanting to simply enjoy her trip to Japan, but as long as Adonis-kun has his goal of making her hate him, it pains my heart to say that that’s something she won’t be able to do.

In any case, since Adonis-kun is here at Season Avenue, he can try being a “man who extorts people for money.”

Kaoru: All these tactics will make him seem like an awful person~ It pains me to think it’ll have to be done, so Adonis-kun must be having a really hard time~

Kouga: That couldn’t have been helped. We’ve gotta get this situation sorted before “UNDEAD’s” new concert.

Rei: Hm? Until the concert, you say?

Kouga: Well, yeah. We might be able to put off or reschedule our other stuff, but we can’t do that for the concert.

We’re gonna be showin’ up in front of our fans durin’ the concert, ya know?

Adonis has to explain himself somehow before he stands on stand or else he’s gonna end up on a bed of thorns.

Rei: Oh? You’ve become rather perspective, Kouga. You can see the whole picture now.

But don’t worry. To tell the truth, the rumour hasn’t fully gotten out into the world yet.

Kouga: Oh, really?

Kaoru: Rei-kun and the agency are doing their best together to hold the press at bay. So word shouldn’t have gotten out yet.

Rei: That’s right. Of course, I wasn’t able to make each and every reporter, who were there when Adonis confessed to having a fiance, keep their mouths shut.

But it’s just treated as gossip right now.

Kouga: Huh. So there’s no reason for me to worry then.

Rei: Not yet, no. But if Adonis-kun cannot deny the fact that he has a fiance, then it won’t be long until the press gets word and then there’ll be a huge ruckus.

Truthfully, I had hoped to put an end to this before it escalated, but it seems to be quite difficult. And Adonis-kun personally doesn’t want that, either.

Kouga: Which means we’ve gotta nip this in the bud by the end of today, huh.

Rei: That’s right.

Kouga: …Hm? Adonis has stopped in front of a store. Is he finally gonna say it? What’re they talkin’ about, Sakuma-senpai?

Rei: Hmm, “I like the products here. They’re all of good quality.”

Adonis-kun seems to be saying, “But, unfortunately, I don’t have my wallet on me. Urania, could you get this for me?”

Kouga: Now there’s the decisive blow! Great job, Adonis ♪

Rei: She says, “Of course, Adonis-sama. If you like these products so much, I can buy the entire store for you ♪”

Kouga: What the hell!?

Kaoru: Urania-chan’s a millionaire, after all~

She should be able to buy the entire store with no issues. Maybe it’s the same as us buying a drink from the vending machine.

Kouga: Grrrrrrr! She sure is one hell of an opponent!

Kaoru: It looks like Adonis-kun is panicking and trying to stop her from buying the store.

It seems things won’t be so easy.

Kouga: Now, we’re here at Sakura Park? Was there a tactic Adonis could use here?

Kaoru: Hmm, I don’t remember~ Was there one?

Adonis-kun has been chatting with Urania-chan for a while now, but I wonder what they’re talking about?

Rei: Hmm… I see, I see.

Everyone, it’s time we leave.

Kouga: Huh? Why? Our mission isn’t complete yet.

Rei: No, it’ll be fine.

If we continue to tail them and listen in on their conversations, then it would be inconsiderate. Adonis-kun may come to hate us if we continue to do so. Sad emoji.

Kouga: Looks like someone’s learnt to use slang.

Kaoru: I do think it’s a bit outdated, though. 

We’ve followed them all this way, so why not see it to the end?

Rei: Now, now. No complaining. We’ll wait for Adonis-kun’s return at the dorm.

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[laurfilijames]

Hello. Absolute fan. Love your work. They are absolutely Supreme.

I always thought what it would be like to sneak around in Erebor? In all those dark dingy corners, that people cross but never pay attention to, you know?? How do you think that would turn out??

thank you for the incredibly kind compliment, nonnie 💗

OOOOH. This was a fun one. The thought of sneaking around and the risk of being caught is just *shivers*

I mean, look at all of the potential places to engage in raunchy behaviour with the Durin Princes!

Warnings: M/F unprotected intercourse in semi-public settings.

Here are my thoughts:

Fili:

Returning to your chambers after a long day in the forges Fili just so happens to stumble upon you, also making your way home, when he rounds the next corner.

You immediately notice your husband in your periphery and pause your stroll, smiling at him warmly.

“Well aren’t you a sight for weary eyes,” he beams at you, his dimples creasing in his soot-coated face.

He strides toward you proudly, taking your hand in his once he reaches you, capturing your lips in a passionate kiss.

The taste of him after a day of work always sparks your desire. He is salty and sweet and smells like the fire that heats his skin all day long.

You can already feel yourself melting into him as you continue your yearning kiss, as if you were a piece of metal he is moulding into creation.

There are a few people passing you by, but neither of you seem to care very much.

At least not until you card your fingers through Fili’s slightly tangled mane and elicit a moan from him.

Regretfully breaking your connection, Fili pulls away and eyes the various corridors around you.

“Come with me,” he says in a low voice, wiping his beard with his large hand, his other one interlocking with yours to get you to follow.

He pauses in a few darkened areas as you make your way down a hallway, what exactly it is he’s looking for you’re unsure.

The further you go, the darker and quieter the corridor becomes and finally he seems satisfied with your location.

Fili pulls you into a shadowed corner and leans against the wall, pulling you up against him.

His hands cup either side of your face and he kisses you again, not missing a beat on resuming the eagerness you shared earlier.

You moan into him as you start exploring his broad chest with your hands, your hand slipping inside his tunic, his skin warm and covered in a layer of sweat.

“Fili…” you breathe out slowly as his lips attack your neck. “I need you now, let’s go home…”

“You can have me now. Right here,” he replies, and you pull away to see a mischievous glint in his sapphire eyes.

“We can’t—”

But you’re cut off when he covers your mouth with his once more, his hands hurriedly gliding up your sides, your skirt following suit.

You bite down gently on Fili’s lower lip when you feel his thick fingers trail across your inner thigh and stop to run through your slippery folds.

Removing his mouth from yours, he moves to stand behind you, his fingers still teasing your readied core.

You can’t help but notice the lustful gaze that is locked on you as if you are his prey, your head turning to follow him.

Still pushing his fingers in and out of you, you can sense he's unfastening his trousers, and before you know it, Fili’s hard cock is between your cheeks as he guides it into you.

He continues to give you all the attention you need, now running his thumb over your swollen clit in circles, and you cry out as he fills you to the hilt.

Your hands brace against the cold stone wall for support as he begins thrusting against you, his hips slapping against your bottom with a practiced rhythm.

You can’t control the sounds that are leaving you as Fili assaults the most sensitive spot within you with every blow, your head dizzy with pleasure.

“Shhh, you can’t be so loud, amralime,” he softly scolds in your ear, his breath hot on your flushed skin in an attempt to prevent the odd passerby from hearing you.

You try your best to stifle your moans, but Fili is persistent and increases his pace, making you bite into your lip hard enough that you taste the metallicity of your own blood.

Fili knows you’re suffering, in the best way of course, and decides to make it harder for you to be quiet by darting his tongue out and licking alongside your neck.

You cry out again and slap the wall in frustration, and you hear him chuckle and groan behind you.

“You’re going to get us caught with all that noise you’re making,” he warns as he covers one side of your bottom with a firm smack.

“Maybe I want us to get caught…”

Your moment of audaciousness quickly vanishes when Fili rubs faster against your clit, pushing you closer to the edge.

He places a hand over your mouth in anticipation that you’re going to be louder in your climax and fucks you even harder, trying to stifle your moans that quickly increase with every thrust.

His hips spank your cheeks so vigorously your whole body is jolted from his force.

You strangle his throbbing length as your entire body tenses, causing him to empty himself within you at the same time.

His hand was barely enough to smother your noise, and in his own struggle to not roar out loud his teeth sink into the soft flesh on your neck.

His hips still roll against you as you both land from your high, but he doesn’t yet remove his hand from your panting mouth, not trusting you to not make any more noise.

Sure enough, he gives your overly sensitive bud more presses with his thumb as he slips out of you, the feeling of his hot seed spilling over your tingling folds making you wail into his hand again as your body succumbs to ecstasy one last time.

Finally, he takes his hand away and chuckles as he kisses the spots on your neck that he had bit during his blind passion, finding it all too amusing how well he can predict you.

“Now we can go home,” he winks at you when you manage to spin yourself around to face him, watching him tuck his leaking cock back into his trousers.

Kili:

After a night at the pub you and your One are making your way back to your chambers, laughing and carrying on in your merriment together.

Kili is continuing to bask in the effects of one too many ales, running up ahead of you, hiding behind pillars and in dark corners, occasionally popping out to scare you when you approach.

You roll your eyes at your husband who is far too old to be acting like such a young dwarf, but in your heart you hope he never changes.

Then he hides again.

You can hear him laughing but can’t find him, looking around every corner and pillar to locate him.

“Kili, come on! This isn’t funny anymore.”

Just then he grabs your hand and pulls you toward him into a dark corner.

You yelp from surprise and smack his chest as he continues laughing, “Were you scared you lost me forever?” he asks, searching your worried eyes with gleaming brown ones, his thumb holding your chin gently.

“Yes! Do not do such childish things, Kili!” you scold.

“Childish? Me? Never!” he feigns innocence and begins to lightly tickle his fingers over your waist.

You can’t help but giggle and smile again when he rubs his nose against yours affectionately.

“We should make the best use of this dark corner, don’t you think?”

“Kili! Anyone could stumble upon us!”

But he’s already kissing you, his lips and tongue quickly making you forget about your lack of privacy.

He moves to your chest, his tongue leaving wet streaks across the top of your breasts, his hands squeezing and pulling at your taught nipples.

You protest between moans, requesting to go to your chambers where you won’t have to worry about someone finding you.

“We won’t get caught if we keep quiet,” he assures you with a playful expression. “Plus, I can’t wait any longer to have you.”

You let out an exasperated sigh that turns into a sharp hiss as Kili sucks harshly on one of your nipples before rolling his tongue around it.

“I suppose the element of sneaking around and having to keep hidden is adding to the excitement…” you admit.

As soon as the words left your mouth, two dwarrow appeared at the end of the hallway, stopping to have a conversation.

Kili raised his eyebrows at you and gave you a cheeky grin, clearly appreciating the challenge.

He slid down your body until he was kneeling before you, his head disappearing up your skirts.

You clasped your hand over your mouth when you felt his tongue and lips start to explore your anticipating core, a shaky breath muffled only slightly.

Kili was keen on making you come apart quickly, his mouth and fingers working you to the brink in no time at all.

You writhed against him and the wall, doing your best to control the noises that were determined to escape you.

Out of the side of your eye you finally saw the dwarrow carrying on down the corridor, just in time for you to burst with pleasure, your orgasm tearing through you with power.

A strangled wail passed your lips, unable to hold it in through your mindless pleasure.

“Shhhh! Someone is going to hear us!” Kili reprimanded, but with a smile on his glistening face when he reappeared from between your legs.

You simply shook your head, unable to process thoughts or form words to defend yourself. He knew it wouldn’t be possible for you to stay silent with how good he made you feel.

As if it was all part of a devious plan, the first orgasm he provided you had you desperate for more.

Frantically working to unlace his trousers, your mouths collided with fervor, eager to kiss each other harder rather than stop for air.

He tastes of malty ale and now you, and it makes you even more frenzied in your actions.

A low growl rumbles through him as you grip onto his engorged member that is aching for release, pumping it a few times before he can no longer take it any more.

Kili grips onto one of your legs and lifts it to hook in the bend of his arm, opening you up to him.

Your combined laughter echoes in the dark hallway as he stumbles forward, losing his balance as he prepares to enter you.

“Amralime! Shhhh!!” he pleads, but the contact of his oozing head against your folds instantly quiets you.

He gives you a hungry look, like he’s ready to devour you and you allow yourself to whimper into his neck as he fills you.

His thrusts are slow but intense, and you worry he’s going to split you in two with how deep he penetrates, pulling out of you almost completely each time before pushing back into you.

His pace soon quickens, and you know he’s lost all control.

You can feel his full sack bouncing against you in his erratic movements and it sends your head spinning.

Neither of you are paying attention to the volume of your grunts and moans, completely lost in each other.

You claw at the back of his neck for something to ground you as you plummet into oblivion once again, Kili joining you as he pumps you full of his spendings.

You can hear someone not far off from where you are hidden as you try to catch your breaths, and you both start giggling bashfully when a voice calls out, “Is someone down there?”

Hurriedly, you work to fix your clothing and smooth your hair as if nothing at all had happened and appear out of the shadows.

Nori is standing in the moonlight that is shining in through a window and he smiles as soon as he sees it’s the two of you.

“And what exactly were the two of you doing?”

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Dirty Dishes Part 2

A/N: Happy Fili Friday!!!! Fili and I thought we could all use some smut during this social distancing! We hope you are all staying safe! Stay strong out there, friends.

Pairing: Fili x Reader

Word Count: 2,044

Warnings: smut, oral (M&F receiving), food play <if this isn’t for you, STAY AWAY from this one haha!

Summary: Fíli finds his wife in the kitchen making his favorite dessert.

Dirty Dishes Part 1

This story is not in a modern setting but I HAD to use this gif and I’m NOT sorry.

The slap of mutilated dough sounded against the hard wood counter and echoed in the empty kitchen that lie deep in the mountain of Erebor. The small window high up in the corner had revealed black night for hours, but (Y/N) didn’t seem to notice the time tick by. Lucky for her, she had someone who did.

“Something must be on your mind for you to take refuge in here for this long,” Fíli said, immediately apologizing for startling his wife. He rubbed her shoulder that was still tense from her punishing kneading. “What is it, kurduwê?”

Her fingers flexed in the now unusable dough. “Oh, nothing you don’t already know.”

He lifted her chin. “We’ll get through this.”

“And what comes after?”

He kissed her. “Nothing we can’t handle.”

She hummed, looking into still, blue eyes like a lake on the calmest summer day. Then her gaze flicked to the side and a smile crept across her face. “I left the dishes for you.”

Fíli chuckled and went to work. “So you knew I’d come find you, then?”

“I was hoping.” She yanked on the dough some more, smiling now, before setting it in the hot oven.

Fíli sent her a wide eyed look over his shoulder.

She shrugged. “You know I hate to waste the dough. The horses will enjoy it. Or the birds. But if it truly is a disaster, I can always take this to the barn instead.” She bent into the ice box and brought out a familiar, white bowl, making Fíli drop the dishes into the sink and rush over to her.

“That is not leaving this room until it’s in my belly,” Fíli said, standing behind (Y/N), arms tucked around her waist. He watched carefully as she spooned lemon syllabub into a decorative dish, like a starving lion waiting to be fed. “Do you remember the first time you made this?” he asked.

She hummed, leaning back into his chest. “The day you blew the door off its hinges to get in here and kiss me?”

Fíli’s grip tightened. “You kissed me first,” he growled against her neck.

“Only because the courageous prince of Durin’s Folk was too scared!”

Too distracted by her teasing, (Y/N) allowed a bead of the cream to fall from her serving spoon onto her finger. Before it could be wiped away, Fíli brought her finger to his mouth and sucked the treat from her skin. Then, strong hands found her hip bones and swung her around to face him. He kissed her, lips hot and sucking, tongue passing the treat to hers in a display of mercy before he ravaged her mouth.

“I wasn’t scared, I was being mysterious,” he said, barely drawing away from her.

She leaned back over the counter and took Fíli’s hand, dipping one of his thick fingers into the chilled syllabub. “There was nothing mysterious in your forward flirting, my prince,” she said. “But I liked it that way.” She took his finger in her mouth, swirling her tongue around the tip and sucking the digit to the knuckle. She smiled around him as he drew her tunic into his fist, the calm lakes of irises growing stormy with lust. “And I like it when you make your needs known to me.”

Teeth attacked her neck and a scathing tongue soon followed to soothe the sting. “I need to bend you over this counter.”

“And you will.” She kissed him, allowing him to take control of it while she unclasped his tunic and lifted it over his head. Her fingertips drifted down his chest and he shuddered at her light touch, wishing it didn’t stop at his belt. She dipped another finger in the cream, holding the peak to Fíli’s lips. “But I think this is the best batch of syllabub I’ve ever made. It would be a shame for it to go to waste.”

She watched his mind race with ideas and pictures and thoughts, and she reveled in the low hum they brought. She kissed his left cheek, where his ever present dimple lie, and slid her hands down the back of his trousers to knead at his round bottom and draw his erection closer to her belly. He caught her lips before she turned him so he could lean against the counter. He’d need the support for what she had planned for him.

She kissed down his wide chest, catching the blond curls in her teeth and leaving dark, pink marks along his ribs as she worked on his belt. She knelt before him and watched his swollen bottom lip taken hostage by his teeth as she pulled the trousers down, allowing his hard length to spring free. Her own eyelids fluttered for a moment before she removed his boots and discarded his pants.

She pointed to the bowl on the counter. “Can you part with that for a few minutes?”

He didn’t speak, only placed the full dish on the floor next to her. Before he straightened, he took her face in his hands and kissed her, tasting the dessert on her tongue. Then he looked down at her, waiting.

She was practically panting. Fili was gorgeous- stunning there above her, all mountains of muscle and valleys of blond curls; lakes of blue eyes and roses of pink cheeks and chest and ears... and a dewy, red head begging for her lips.

She dipped a finger in the bowl and painted the low line of his hip with syllabub. “Too cold?”

“No.” He knew where she was heading and shivered from the thought alone. She grinned up at him.

“You’re sure?”

“Yes.”

Another finger dip, a treat for herself. Then another. This time the chilled cream coated the sensitive head of his cock. His eyes rolled closed and he gripped the counter as a delicate fingertip drew circles and patterns over the slit and down the shaft.

“Okay?”

“Y-yes,” he breathed. “Good, kurduwê,” he said through his teeth.

She took her time cleaning her mess. Long stripes from the base of him to the tip, scalding lips removing every drop of the now salty-sweet dessert from his skin. More spoonfuls were dropped into her mouth and swished around Fíli’s aching erection, dragging out low moans that were much more delicious than the dessert. Finally, he yanked her to stand and kissed her roughly.

“I- you need to stop.”

“I don’t need to,” she said, wrapping hot fingers around him. He lifted them to his lips.

“Yes.” He inhaled deeply as if to settle himself. “Because it’s your turn.” He lifted her by the waist and sat her on the counter. Then, keeping his eyes on hers, he bent to retrieve the dish from the floor. “Lucky for you, there’s still quite a bit here,” he said, stirring a finger in the cream, leaving peaks of cool white. He let her lick his finger clean before kissing her, running his hands down her sides and over trembling legs. “Close your eyes.”

He nosed at her neck, just below her ear as he tugged her tunic out of place, effortlessly ridding her of all the fabric standing between them. With her eyes closed, she focused on soft hair, hard beads, hot hands with one cool finger. He caressed her back, her ribs, her belly, as his mouth traveled down the center of her chest. Then his hands vanished and a wave of cold replaced them.

Her eyes flew open with a gasp and she cowered from the intense sensation. “Fíli!” Chilled cream covered her breasts.

“Don’t worry, kurduwê, I clean up all my messes.” He licked a line over her chest and up her neck, letting her taste the syllabub from his tongue. As he avoided budding, needy nipples, his clever fingers climbed the inside of her leg to the apex of her thighs. She was dripping for him. “Especially the messes I make.”

He stood between her knees, parting her legs so his thumb could find her most sensitive place as his hot tongue cleaned the cream from her breasts. Cold, hot, firm, wet, spun in her mind, leaving her helpless to Fíli’s practiced ministrations. Leaning back on her hands, she arched to his touch, watching his dark eyes grinning at her. He sucked a pebbled nipple to distract her while one of his thick fingers easily slid inside her. Teasing lips let go of her breast with a pop and she released a moan that made his cock twitch against her leg.

“I felt that,” she said with a smile.

Fíli growled, falling to his knees and lifting one of her feet to sit flat on the counter so her legs were wide open for his onslaught of sucking kisses and thrusting, bending fingers. His mustache was coated with her slick by the time she shook in his hands and whimpered his name, coming around his fingers and mouth. He caressed her skin as she landed, only taking time to lick himself clean before lifting her close to him and driving his throbbing cock inside her.

Rippling arms pulled and hips crashed, fingers tangled in hair and damp foreheads met as Fíli chased both of their pleasure. He felt the velvet head of his cock slamming into (Y/N), grazing her upper wall with every stroke. His thrusts were unforgiving, but his hands and lips were gentle, soothing trembling legs and swallowing short cries of his name.

“You feel so good, (Y/N),” Fíli growled through clenched teeth.

“Bend me over, Fíli. Please. I want it.”

He immediately took her in his arms, spinning her and entering her again before her feet touched the ground. The counter creaked as Fíli’s cock dove impossibly deeper, thighs slapping against the pink cheeks of (Y/N) bottom. His flexed fingers left their marks on her ass and hips as he pulled her along his erection and reveled in the wet sound mixing with her broken voice. He knew he was growing ever harder inside her, so incredibly aroused that he was causing her this pleasure- he made her drip for him, he made these sounds come out of her. It was intoxicating.

He wrapped his arms around her, straightening her back so she was pressed to his chest. “So good for me, kurduwê,” he said against her neck. “Let go for me, hm? Squeeze my cock for me?” He reached down in front of her, a precious hand giving her perfect friction and saving her hips from hitting the counter from the force of his thrusts.

“Mm, yes, Fíli.” Her strong, unwavering voice shattered from his touch. Nails dug into his arms as he felt her stiffen in his hold. “Don’t stop.” Her soft hair covered his cheek and neck as she leaned her head back on his shoulder.

“Come now, kurduwê,” he murmured. “Let go for me.”

And just then, she did. Her walls strangled his cock as she cried out for him, quaking and arching in his hold. He quickly followed her lead, thrusting deep and drawing her tight to him with punishing hands. His nose buried in her hair, every inhale of his high laced with her scent and the scent of their coupling. Soft kisses were placed over her cheek, ear, and neck before Fíli lifted her to sit on the counter and he stood as close to her as he could, nuzzling and kissing and groping and caressing.

He kissed her- lazily, smugly, and satisfied. “I love you,” he said.

She hummed. “I love you too, Fíli.”

He dipped a finger into the bowl and closed his eyes as he tasted the still cool syllabub. “I think I like this stuff even more now.”

She ran a hand through his hair. “Well, there’s still a lot left. And we have a little more than an hour before the loaf is done.”

A wolfish grin slid across Fíli’s face before he kissed her with as much fervor as he had when they first began their game. She squealed into his mouth as he picked her up, her limbs closing around him as he lowered her to her back on the floor.

“Let’s begin again, then,” he said, kissing down her neck and enjoying her laugh.

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Thranduil x reader - Free Fall

Chapter one: The King

With one hand you held onto the saddle while the other ran over the smooth scales of your best friend. The pair of you were flying around a mountain peak, dark clouds rolled above you. Under you, your friend let out a grumble and tilted his head towards you, then to the ground below.

"What do you see bud?" You asked as you leaned forward, yelling slightly due to the wind.

Peaking down, you caught sight of a battle and frowned before grinning.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?”

The dragon below you hummed and flapped his wings as he begun to arch himself down. You flipped your mask down and placed both hands firmly on the saddles handles.

"Let's go, Toothless! Gandalf said something about finding the heirs of Durin in that tower over there."

Slightly the pair of you flew over the battle field, heading towards a tall tower. You could make out figures standing on the top, an ugly one held a much smaller blond male with a sword to his throat.

"He looks like one of the men Gandalf described!" Patting toothless You smirked, "let's go!"

Toothless brought his wings in and dived straight down, a loud whistling made everyone look up, and once you were close enough you jumped of your friend, toothless disappeared behind the tower just as the orc pushed the blond and turned his attention to you as you hit the floor rolling.

"Get her!" He barked.

Orcs came running at you but you were to quick, you smaller frame ducking under them and slashing their legs and arms with your sword before sending the final blow. In your distraction however, the leader got away.

"Put me down you damned beast!!" You heard a male shout.

"Fili!"

Heavy boots pounded up the stairs towards you and a dark haired man appeared, he seemed to be not much smaller than you. He was searching frantically and froze when toothless climbed up with the blond dwarf clutched in his between his teeth. He made a happy a noise as he spotted you.

"You caught him!" You cheered, "Put him down gently."

Toothless did as you asked and gently placed the dwarf down on his feet before dropping down onto his legs and walking over to you, nudging your side. His green eyes bore into yours before he walked around for you to climb on, which is what you did.

"Lets go bud." You whispered.

Before the two princes could say anything you shot into the sky and disappeared.

You were circling the tower when you spotted the king under the mountain on his back, sword blocking another orcs. You gave Toothless a command and two swooped down. Just as the king dropped his sword, the orc was shot off him by a purple blast and then picked up by a large black, scaly foot. He was too shocked to say anything.

"Over there!" You shouted.

You spotted the dark haired prince in the arms of an orc as a red haired woman laid near the drop off point with horror on her face, blood gushing from a cut on her temple. Gently toothless placed the king down by his blonde nephew on the stairs as you jumped of his back and turned to your companion. Hand on his snout you smiled. The orc was too busy with the red head and the dwarf that he hadn't noticed your presence some how.

"When I say, grab the orc, throw him down the tower and I'll get the dwarf."

Toothless grumbled and got into position as you crept closer. A little bit more and...

"NOW!" You yelled.

The orc spun around, his shoulder were roughly grabbed and before the dwarf his the floor you stopped his impact falling down with him.

"KILI!" Three voices yelled.

The elleth fell down on her knees beside Kili, her fiery hair blocking his face from the view of the king and his nephew, who had joined you on the plateau. Tears of relief tracked a path through the blood and grime on the elleth's cheeks, and then landed on the man she was leaned over.

Footsteps echoed through the narrow passageway in front of you. You were ready to pull your sword once again when you realised they were light as a feather, the only thing that caused them being the metal which they were seemingly protected by.

It caught the attention of everyone who surrounded the injured dwarf not much later, and all eyes were on the figure appearing in the opening of the cave system.

The crown on his head gave away his status as someone important. His silver hair that framed his face was more like the colour of the white flowers of mourning than like moonlight. Little did you know at the time that that was exactly how you were going to remember this moment in the future, and that you would be thinking about it more times than you cared to admit.

His armour, slightly splattered with black blood, was too silver to be called gunmetal, but did not compare to his hair by any means.

Your eyes trailed up from his armour to his face, expecting to find the cold eyes of a King in battle, but what you saw surprised you.

"Aran nin.." The elleth rose to her feet and bowed before her King.

"You really love him?" The King asked.

"I.. I do."

He nodded, seemingly satisfied with the answer, and turned to you. The kindness that had been in his eyes was replaced by a questioning expression, to your disdain it made you feel small. The other king also stood up and limped over. He placed a hand on your shoulder and searched your (E/C) eyes.

"You saved him..." he breathed, "you saved us all. I am forever grateful to you. I am king Thorin, those are my nephews Fili and Kili. As repayment for what you have done, you shall forever be welcome in the halls of Erebor. You and your friend."

Flicking your mask up, you smiled lightly at him. Bowed and then stood back up.

"I'm just doing a friend a favour. Gandalf called for us."

"He did?"

"Yup, he knew I was coming around the mountain anyhow."

Thorin nodded and turned to face the white haired king. He gazed back just as intently.

"Thranduil." Thorin sneered.

"Dwarf." Thranduil sneered back.

They stared and you stepped back awkwardly, smiling as a familiar shadow fell over you, but that smile was quickly gone when Thranduil pulled out his sword.

"Tauriel, arm yourself." He ordered.

The red head turned to him and back to you. Quickly you climbed up the stairs and in front of toothless the best you could and held your arms out wide.

"Don't hurt him! He's my friend!" You pleaded.

"Friend?!" Thranduil sneered, "that is a wild beast who will fall by my hand!"

"Go! We'll handle the elf!" Thorin yelled.

You quickly nodded and swung yourself onto toothless who quickly took off before anyone could stop you, and as fast as lightening you flew away, unsure of where you wanted to go next

A/N: This is the first chapter to mine and @beenthroughalot Thranduil series called Free Fall, updates will happen on Wattpad just go follow MiddleEarthWriter or click the link below.... Enjoy! :)

[gamenu]

BLOSSOM.:

BUTCH.:

            “ C’mere. Since we’re in Gingy’s neck’o th’woods we ain’t gotta worry ‘bout m’bros catchin’ us. “ Butch is just reaching out to grab Blossom’s hand, holding on to it as he leads her into a small diner to find the second ginger haired girl in his life. When they reach the booth, Butch promptly slides in and reaches across the table to lightly poke Nicole’s forehead. “ A’ight. I brought her. Here she is. Th’lesbian ‘m fuckin. “ 

@gamenu @pridefulbow

“Who’s Gingy?” This was as big of a surprise as any, Butch actually wanted to introduce her to one of his friends? Okay. With a squeeze to his hand, she followed him all the way to this little diner. It was homey. How cute. It was only a split second in their booth when she hears that nickname. 

“Is that honestly how you go around letting people know you have a girlfriend?” Sigh. Of course, it was. She figured it was only when he spoke to his brothers, not everyone. Taking a look up at the girl they were meeting, her brows rose at the sight. “We’re uhh actually– acquainted.” Was that the right term?

        {/Sitting there and playing games on her phone, she was waiting for her best bud. He said he wanted to introduce her to ‘the lesbian he’s fucking’. So in that instance, she figured it would be okay. Just to chill out while she waited. Nicole heard the door open. And from over the seat, she could see just the top of Butch’s hair. Okay so he was here. And she could see a bow...it was pretty cute, from what she could see.

         It was only when she saw the girl who was Butch’s girlfriend...she just gave a bit of a nod.} “Me an’ her already me’. Like...durin’ tha fall when i’ was tha heigh’ o’ coffee time. She was tryna sell me on tryin’ Pumpkin Spice.”