#i just love sharks man
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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus
#yesterday i made a complainy post about a whale edit having people confused about whale sharks and orcas' dolphin and whale identity#but honestly i cant even hold these things against someone. its confusing that whale sharks are called with two different animal names!#and if you only know about the whale dolphin porpoise divide then you may not know that dolphins and porpoises and others are toothed whale#i dont think anyone is actually stupid for not having this information preinstalled in their brains#if anything it makes me happy to get to explain things because i love explaining things that i know :D#however... this#it just makes me sad :(#its so weird when this whole thing is subjected towards OTHER VERTEBRATES too like fish or reptiles or amphibians#like man.... you are a fish. your ancestors were buddy buddy (or actually probably enemy enemy) with the ancestors of these guys#fish are like a whole other class of animal to a lot of people dont even get me started#they never get the same protections as mammals or birds do even if they are just as or more endangered#mmmmm i wont rant now#biology
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Shark pile !! Send me an ask im bored!! I want to talk to people :(
#girlblogging#kawai girl#daddy's good girl#i like attention#im just a girl#kawaii#age g4p#bimbo doll#cutie w a bootie#do u like my shark#i love sharks#this is what makes us girls#shark girl#hidden face#kawaii aesthetic#st0ner#ask me anything#send anons#talk to me#give me attention#i like older men#older man younger woman#older is better#daddy’s babygirl#dumb baby#delete later#needy princess#perv daddy#fit check#girls who smoke weed
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have Odysseus become an actual monster. It’s another way Greek Monsters are made. Humans lose their humanity and slowly become actual monsters.
Their teeth might sharp more and more, everyday.
Maybe how the speak has this enchanting (encompassingly off) tone to it, one day.
Their eyes are eerily blank, and their sclera & iris are getting closer in color every day…
They start walking on what seem like their tip toes, but they don’t seem to notice;
The way they walk gets more predatory; Leaning forward, shoulders first and with a slight glare that isn’t in their eyes but definitely in their body.
Imagine; that’s how (for a random example) Sirens (the birds) spawned off from a woman being hurt one to many times, trapped somewhere, neglected or unwanted, so she flew away free with an enchanting voice. For there, other sirens where born ‘naturally’, from others like her (rare), in nature as a monster (most common) or spawned of from them.
For the sake of, I guess it doesn’t always happen, or more likely those who lose themselves like this usually don’t live long enough for a full transformation.
I guess not transforming halfway and finding one’s humanity again could be plausible, but would entirely be verrrrrry hard work. I think one work around* would be centering your moral and humanity on others: This would be (if he does get out of it) how Ody gets out of a full permanent transformation, Penelope (& Diomedes, in my hc) are his moral compass & heart. *this would require a lot of devotion, I suppose. So perfect for PenOdy & Diody, really
Ody gets snake fangs, sharper nails/claws & wolfish ears at minimum, ig. By the time he's off Ogygia, he probably has siren-adjacent voice-powers. Not as potent or completely-hypnotizing as their singing, just verrrry persuasive. Like. Extra Charisma points. Not that he knows, considering he's been living & interecting with gods for the past seven years and then next few days, so.
#idk#gods I think I just love monsters/inhumanity in people that Should be Human#huh.#that should get a smaller name >:/#anyway#should I tag Ithacan Naga in this?#nahhhh#uhm#just for now:#Monster Ody#additional thing; Godly-influences in monster form are very minimal#since it’s literally Man Made Monster#> snake fangs for obvious reasons#cunning trickery and silver-snake tongued Ody for ya#Oh Right and snake like tongue too#Wolf ears cause wolf Pack and wanting to get home and the ‘wolf pack swimming with the sharks now’ HIS WOLF PACK IS DEAD.#(and Autolycus ref cause I love the wolf theming for aforementioned inhumanity reasons)#claws are more snake/wolf features#odysseus#epic the musical#monster epic#epic monster#greek mythology
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Random marvel rivals rant, as a cloak & dagger main PLS STOP RUNNING OFF AND NOT GOING INTO THE HEAL BUBBLE. IF I PUT A HEAL BUBBLE DOWN IN A GOOD SPOT AND YOU CHOOSE TO NOT GO INTO DO NOT BE COMPLAINING ABOUT NO SUPPORT??? NO IRON FIST, IM NOT GONNA RUN OFF TO HEAL YOU AS YOU TRY TO SOLO A FULL HEALTH HULK WHILE YOURE BARELY ALIVE INSTEAD OF JUST LETTING ME HEAL YOU FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS. Side note for you iron man bastards, STAY STILL FOR 5 SECONDS IF YOURE LOW HEALTH. Ty to the lovely people who come to me and actually let me heal them, also the people who put in the effort to protect the support as magik tries to jump the shit outta me.
#rant#marvel rivals#cloak and dagger#pls guys#this isnt just cause im a bad support#i always have 10k+ each match#stay still#free me#fuck iron man mains#kys enemy hawkeyes#stop sniping me#i love most squirrel girl mains#u guys r awesome#jeff i love u guys to#jeff the land shark#silly little guy#leave him alone#free jeff the land shark#yes this is my second rant of the day#ive been tweaking
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🌸🐤 my lil duckling~ 🐤🌸
some quick studies of my precious angel🥺💗💞 ai-chan, ill never forget about youuu!!💗💗💗
if y'all have any rintori or soutori fic recs pls lemme know🥺🙏
#aiichiro nitori#nitori aiichiro#free!#free! iwatobi swim club#nitori#aiichirou nitori#nitori aiichirou#hes my baby baby baby#i love him so much#also actually before ai was given an animal motif i headcanoned him as a remora lol#i wanted his animal to be shark related so bad#duck totally felt out of nowhere#it took a while to get used to^^#man ppl used to draw him as a seal and that was super cute too#tho tbh ai will always be cute no matter what#duckling ai is still precious in its own way#oh! also i really need some good fic recs pls#ive reread boytoy like 50 times lol#(not to say that i wont just read it again bc its sooooo good)#but i just need more ai in my life#♡♡♡♡♡♡♡#shitty#(< that's my art tag)
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Quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever made
#greenland shark#i love sharks#sharks#omni man#think mark think#Omni man just doesn’t get it#forget about the people#all I need is Greenland shark#marine biology#biology#science
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Going on the f/o tag who's mainly popular for shipping purposes [as a non-sharer] moodboard
#self shipping#non sharing selfshipper#idk the tags man I don't interact much with other self shippers other than my man sammy and my vampire jonah#selfshipping#????#moodboard#yes this is about wind archer cookie shut up#would you love me if i was a shark#to any wind archer selfshippers ilysm i just. dont like when he's shipped with other cookies for some reason JUST CLARIFYING!!!!
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I got a new shark friend today!! Isn’t he so cute!? >w<
#kawaii aesthetic#kawai girl#this is what makes us girls#i love sharks#do u like my shark#im just a girl#kawaii#i like attention#his name is lance#sea creatures#yes that’s dragon age on the screen#video games#i like older men#older man <3#daddy’s babygirl#girlblogging
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saying this not as a way to pathologise myself, but more as a personal observation, but I think it's funny how amusing lies are to me from the perspective of being an autistic person. ha! they said something that is very clearly not true !!
#and yet I kinda Hate lying myself and feeling like I'm deceiving people. I don't enjoy keeping them up. but humour is fine#it's so wild that this is a form of comedy when you think about it tho. humour is fascinating for real#I get why people say explaining a joke ruins it but I Love dissecting what things make people laugh#a lot of it is just based in a subversion of expectation I suppose and the resulting delight from the novelty?#and I imagine with something like smooth sharking in particular there's the familiarity of repetition and anticipation#(you know the pattern will be: lie. straight man rebuttal. even more elaborate lie. further rebuttal)#and the sense of satisfaction you get from knowing/being in on the joke? maybe?#I dunno. but it's neat.
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I listen to Fragmented Dreams just to hurt myself
#i am at my lowest but this man just keeps me afloat#im wearing floaties but instead of being in a pool im in shark-infested waters#zayne love and deepspace#save me zayne even when we're both mentally unstable
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Ocean announcement :
I'm going insane. Sharks. I love sharks. I'm going insane because sharks. I love them so much. I love goblin sharks. Quick, alphabetical order.
Never mind. Too many species of shark. More than 1,000 actually.

This is the distinguished gentleman species. They're very distinguished gentlemen, ladies and people. My personal favourite really.
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⚡️🧿📺 ✞༒Tune On In༒✞ 📺🧿⚡️

“Sinners rejoice! For your salvation is just a TV station away…”
#I’m in love I’m in love I’m in love-#aaaaah#vox hazbin hotel#vox the televangelist#hazbin hotel#human vox#redesign#now with hands!#he’s so stupidly handsome help#sexy shark man#woof#bark bark#vox the cult leader#am I single-handedly pushing the televangelist vox propaganda?#yes and I’ll do whatever he says#vox: voice of god#1950’s#broadcast baddie#TV daddy#electricity#floating eyes#the yellow circles could be a fucked up halo or just airwaves you decide#digital glitch#digital bitch#my hc name for him is#vincenzo#but#vince the prince#is what the church ladies call him#ignore my previous versions of him- this is the only one that matters
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You said you liked marine documentaries. What are some that you recommend to me off the top of your head? Any of them stand out? Lookin' to spend some time relaxin' while I play minecraft.
Also apologies if I forget to reply to some of your reblogs, I forget. And with the inbox spam. There are many things I keep doin' that I don't find very awesome /lighthearted tone.
Techno @em-duo
let's see here!
mega hammerhead (2016) - they follow hammerhead sharks around and dive/tag them to learn more and possibly find a big one
super-sized sharks (2024) - a group of scientists go to norfolk island and study a bunch of tiger sharks
blue water, white death (1971) - a time before jaws! guys go and try to find a bigass shark and take a picture of it. i havent seen it in a while so there may be shark stereotyping and fuckass badmouthing but i dont think any sharks are harmed(?) god k hope not
chasing coral (2017) - researchers go looking at coral reefs, since a lot of reefs are currently endangered due to environmental factors..
blue planet i & ii (ii is 2017) - a second of a series!! shows a lot of really sick ocean things..
oceans (2009) - again a lot of really cool ocean videos bleh!!
dont worry big man o7 i can have an in depth conversation with a wall if i wanted to trust me mate . i dont mind !!!! PLEAAASSEEEEE spam my inbox i LVOE excuses to ramble >B]
oh and most anything by nat geo like mega hammerhead is absolutely exceptional mate i love looking at the clips they show and kicking my feet joyfully
#౨ৎ ┆ big man — tommyposting !#౨ৎ ┆ interests — sharks !#i love marine animals and documentaries on them#i dont usually listen to the dialogue much if im being honest#i just look at the fish and the sharks and the animals... sweats#౨ৎ ┆ friends — the blade !
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"if not for your pathetic existence I would be conquering...fields! and rivers! doesn't that make you feel special?" oh my god
#i dont even listen to any other station now i just want to hear him speak#losing my mind a little its fine#love the funny shark man#fortnite#megalo don#why is he LIKE this i love him sm hes silly#sorry im being absolutely normal about him lately im this close to updating my f/o list again. help
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Instead of just bringing other older characters from the MCU like kingpin, kate bishop, ant-man, daredevil for the mcu spider-man college storyline
Why not just give us characters that we haven’t seen yet in the MCU like gwen, harry, felicia or even a mcu version of norman osborn




If you people are going to say is “but he already fought green goblin in smnwh”, the reason why i want to see a mcu norman osborn is just to see how peter would interact to a guy that he hates so much and i want to see him as the main bad guy for the arc so peter can feel gaslighted by harry since harry is his best friend and he doesn’t want to say that he’s spider-man or saying that norman is a bad guy
And also…why not make a romantic subplot between felicia hardy who is in her teen college years and peter would somehow have feelings for her and move on with mj

“But he loves mj so much”
I feel like he has to move on already for her since that he’s in a different school already, he moves on the stark stuff, happy doesn’t even know him anymore, aunt may died, his best friend and girlfriend doesn’t even know him anymore and so he is now in a new life, no stark tech, no wealthy home, just a life where it’s hard but you can make it better
#i chose felicia cause even though i ship gweter but i feel like felicia fits the tone of her being the love interest with a tragic story#and let’s be honest though cause kingpin fits the role of being the villain of daredevil than spider-man#cause his name and tone fits for the game aesthetic for daredevil#kinda like bullseye when his name is also game-like#tombstone is the one that i can accept as a spider-man villain but he will fit as a spider-man villain…if black cat is including#hammerhead? i can just picture him as a hammerhead shark since that almost half of the spider-man villains are animal and creature-like#spider-man#mcu spider-man#spiderman#spiderman 4#spider-man 4#mcu spider-man 4#gwen stacy#harry osborn#felicia hardy#black cat#peterfel#spidercat#norman osborn#the green goblin
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thank you to @bhagell!! choose and then tag people you want to get to know better <3
coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre I opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees I macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library I rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party
tagging: @whitenikes @catboy-mahura @gordiemeow @songsandswords @2minutes4yeehawing (if y’all haven’t already) and anybody who wants to participate!!
#alexandra i DO blame you for showing me the bold both cross out or option because i’ve never made one decision ever. in my life#liv in the replies#thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕#feeling incredibly yappy. ama tbh. also i used my powers for evil (hormonal cycle of productivity & i wrote ???k of dj harls fic INSTEAD of#literally anything else i wanted to write (chipping away at my plotless old man broadcaster yaoi. [redacted plotless o1u??]. ANY other fic)#replies will be coming tomorrow i am queuing SO many things i was catching up on wingies Content because of watching the stadium series#which OOOOOOO DON’T GET ME STARTED OKAY but anyway! anyway! it’s fine.#do i LIKE being a night owl? no i am infinitely more productive in the morning and also feel the same getting up at 4AM or 10AM so#however because i revenge bedtime myself and because it is past midnight now we’ll call it a night owl.#i do wear both silver & gold bc it’s w/e matches the outfit best… no idea which one is best for my skin tone i just have more silver rings#i have freckles!! i love both on other people though#I LOVE SNAKES AND SHARKS ARE YOU KIDDING MEE THAT’S SUCH A MEAN QUESTION TO ME PERSONALLY (has a snake) (has worked with sharks) (& snakes)#okay also sorry not sorry to do it twice in a row i did not grow up with every book of world myth to have a pick one and if i DID#I don’t think it would be either Greek or Egyptian although I do love them both very dearly#where all my lake homies at. where are all of my wetland habitat homies. i do love a good praerie though (even if i put down mountains)#am i allowed to put a note that says well i HAVE a typewriter and those are two very different vibes. it’s faster to hand write but also:#the typography aspect of it all is so important to me it is so vibes dependent. but bc I usually say my handwriting is bad (doctor script)#AGAIN WITH THE ANIMALS 😭😭😭 i feel like i have to say bee because i literally have a bee tattoo but also: i like butterflies :/#cheating to put denim and leather because I have two going out skirts and one is denim & the other is leather. also frequently I wear both#at gunpoint maybe I would say leather but I don’t know if I could give up my denim…#now why you gotta pit two bad bitches against each other with mermaids and sirens… ooo that’s a tough one (I say as if I have not struggled#to come up with an answer to HALF of these. lol. lmao even.)#wait. wait. homeboy. you can’t say that when you have an entire elaborate mermaid au hold on lmaooooo#don’t know if i have a big preference for thunder/lightning and potions/spells? just kinda picked for those
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