#i just love my himbo lizard ok

[btanselanoican]

twitter art compilation of my ff 14 OC, Unkann 💙🦎

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CRINGE LIL GUYS UH OMG OKAY

this guys like a lil cowboy right, u know tho nb charas with the big oversized cloak n no visible limbs so theyre literally just lil guys, yeah that with a cowboy hat, he doesnt ride a horse tho he has a giant lizard n he cares her very much, he doesnt talk he just vaguely gestures you have to get IT. huge 🥰 for the weird creepy lass in the abandoned castle (me too), has very soulful eyes like the autism creature

I once asked someone on tumblr how to like my character more cause I was feeling a little stuck with him and they told me to give him trauma, now I love him very much, hes a giant himbo demon guy, LOVES people hes very :D, hes a blacksmith and he uhhhh enchants? does some demon magic circle shit and does SOMETHING with them, smth good i think not sure yet! he will help you! You will be letting him help!

theres these two menace creature women who have nothing to do with each other but they're both loud and annoying, one bothers her gf and the other bothers the traveling merchant lady who doesn't like her and really wants to stab her, she is unable to die however so that sucks.

UHM :>

OHHHHHH HELL YEAHHH!!!!!!! OK THATS REALLY GOOD STUFF SO FAR YES UES YES YES OK! !!!!!!

[sinematically]

WELL then, MCU managed to do a wonderful job with the No Way Home. SUCH a good job.

I’m sure people are going to hate it but, I just have to say as someone who’s watched every Spiderman movie in a cinema hall - god this was so worth the wait for me

Bless you for bringing back the same Spiderman vibe I grew up on, this was such a satisfying end to Holland’s trilogy.

This is just a stream of thought rant/review so,,, let’s go baby. First the non-spoiler parts that we already knew about the movie.

- the villains. very MCU of them. A lot of people assumed it was a disservice to bring them back, but MCU did it them right.

- Max (Electro) was adorable and dumb, major himbo energy in this one but that was about it (biased cause I don’t really like Jamie Fox a lot)

- Otto Octavius my beloved, they did you right!! I mean I was worried they would do him dirty but the DIDN’T (or at least In my opinion they didn’t and I’m so happy!!)

- WILLEM DAFOE MY BELOVED, he did such a wonderful and beautiful job. Norman Osborn is going thru it and they SHOWED us

- Lizard was chilling vibes & Sandman was tired

- Strange was funny, and he was in the movie exactly the right amount. Just right. Not too much, not too little. It was perfectly stand alone (in whatever way Marvel allows for Stand alone now)

Spoilers here on out

- oh they pulled it off. They pulled it off SO well. Seeing Andrew and Tobey made me 6 years old again. It made me 12 years old again. It made me baby. I felt all my years of being alive. I LOVED IT

- GOD THEYRE ALL SUCH DORKS AND I LOVE THEIR PETER-NESS!! So beautiful. So well done!!

- MJ AND PETE (Ramiverse) MADE IT! GOD IM SO HAPPY!!

- Loss!! GUILT!! THE WAY PETER GRIEVED GWEN!! They mentioned Harry but I wanted more but also is okay but man,, that was something.

- FUCK YOU MARVEL FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MAY PARKER BY THE WAY HOW DARE YOU!!????!!!

- BUT THAT YOU FOR LETTING ANDREW!SPIDERMAN SAVE MJ BECAUSE WE NEEDED THAT. HE NEEDED THAT. He needed to know he saved SOMEONE, even if it wasn’t the love of his life, he saved Peters MJ and that’s what matters

- I appreciate the way MCU’s created it’s own narrative, with May taking Ben’s role, but also Tony took Ben’s in a different way. I like what they did, and I really fucking appreciate it cause it felt like a Spiderman movie after so long

- Making them forget Peter. God that was such a good move, because again they pulled it off. Peter Parker went from the MCU Spiderman to the friendly neighbourhood Spiderman

- that was satisfying!! That was SO satisfying. He see’s MJ and a part of me went, “oh, they’re starting over” which is beautiful but I also think he saw her wounds and decided that he didn’t wanna bring her into this. Not now. Maybe never, but she did promise to find him if he didn’t, and I know it’ll happen. But he’ll wait till it’s right, and god that’s character development.

- at the start of the movie he was still naive? Still wanted it all - which is why he even went to Strange. And strange was SO annoyed lmao I love it.

- But Peter made almost the ultimate sacrifice, after all the loss he went through he still gave up the one thing he had left, cause he had to do the ‘right thing’. He did it.

- IDK how Tom did it but Spiderman seems like less of a kid. Like Peter finally grew up. Is it cause he moved out (INTO THE SAME HOUSE TOBEY!PETER LIVED IN???) or like, idk?? But he did it 😭

- Peter went through a lot of trauma but he’s okay now, we know he is. He’s gonna be fine. And he’s got this on his own.

- the suit at the end?? I LOVE WHAT THE IMPLICATIONS OF IT!! HES DOING THIS ON HIS OWN. It’s all him now.

- The way they treated stark tech made me really ?? at the beginning but I get it. It’s a Spiderman post-Tony era. Post-Stark. In a way, post-MCU vibe? Like idk what it is, but it feels like a Peter Parker who’s just… Peter the kid who has a Burt load of responsibility but he’s ok

- It’s like seeing the other Peter’s, and seeing what they went through? It helped. He knows he’s not alone in the world even though he lost ALL of them. But god, the pains nothing and everything all at once

- MATT MURDOCK SUPREMACY I LOVE U?? I didn’t know how much I missed him till right now but baby Matt, you’re the highlight of my week (After Andrew!Spiderman)

- Venom end credit scene I love u so much for not taking away my gay married couple away from me?? I was so scared they would trap him in this MCU-verse and they’d play down the chaotic due that is Venom & Eddie

- MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS SNEAK PEAK!! God seeing Wanda was serotonin and I’m so happy

- the more I think about it the less there is to it. It felt like watching an event unfold? So much happened and it wasn’t that all over the place. Which means gonna watch it a second time yes. I said I would for eternals but never did. This deserves a second time I think.

- GOD I CANT BELIEVE THEY PULLED IT OFF STILL?? Like sure there were leaks and all but, it was good. Pure. Happy. Nice. Lovely. I love it

- THANK YOU FOR GIVING NED GROWTH!! It’s weird you did it with Magic, ok Disney? but I’m so glad he’s not just Ned Leeds, thirdwheel and guy in the chair for spiderman. GIVE MORE WORK TO JACOB I LOVE WHAT HES DOING

- I wish you made MJ… more? But this is another post i think. I’m blinded by Tomdaya so no comments for now. MJ and Pete r lovely

I’m just gonna add to this in a while. The plot holes will surface but right now I can’t think of the more obvious ones??

[potato-jem]

i just realised that i still have my notes from watching the mortal instruments movie for the first time in my notes app, because i wanted to share my thoughts with my best friend. 

so naturally, i’m going to put it on the internet. 

LILY COLLINS OMG

‘it’s my birthday, i wanna go to a club,’ don’t, you have no idea what you’re getting yourself into

oh hello jocelyn *tucks hair behind ear*

luke looks too old and too young at the same time

ok clary is a better friend than me, i would never attend a poetry reading

simon you couldn’t be more obvious if you tried

how did she do that in her coffee without looking

why does she want to get in a club just because it has a mysterious symbol on it

AYO ISABELLE??!!!

clary dearest, when we see mysterious people stab someone, we do not scream

jace looks like he’s sucked on a lemon (actually low-key what i thought tom riddle should look like)

clary you literally did this, why are you surprised about the symbols hanging up in your room

jace, when we like a girl, we do not show up at coffee shops in some thing that looks like an eBay cosplay knockoff 

HOLD THE PHONE, JACE IS BRITISH?

jocelyn is so hot

why is jace standing like that

girlboss gatekeep gaslight

is the dog meant to be the lizard thing

okay why did jace kill it, clary needed her girl boss moment

‘okay, i did just save your life’ i may have giggled

why does jace immediately know it’s the cup

i don’t remember anything she’d want me to forget

of course simon makes a dnd reference

sorry, i cannot take the humping leg guy seriously, like his haircut, his accent

jace said acab

clary, girl. don’t just ask men to strip for you, especially himbos like jace

alec looks WAY too old

isabelle looks too dorky

BAHAHAHA HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE SILENT BROTHERS SERIOUSLY

not jace and my granddad saying the same thing at the cemetery 

WHERE IS THE THING WHERE JACE PULLS HER HAIR OUT, THAT WAS TOO CUTE NOT TO INCLUDE

oh there it is

they don’t have guns in the book ffs

alec is such a piss baby in this

when did this turn into fifty shades of grey

the gang of vampires looks like a scene out of a horror video game

fight scene to techno? a vibe?

TWILIGHT 2.0

nvm, jace is also a piss baby

���my one true love is myself’ ‘at least you don’t have to worry about rejection’ ‘i turn myself down once in a while to keep it interesting’

the garden looks familiar 

jace stop being emo

ew 

why are they dry all of a sudden

‘why didn’t you say you had him in your bed? we wouldn’t all fit’ stop being petty jace

why does it take a minute for jace to take off all his weapons

i think you need your door fixed

um where’s simon’s archery skills

clary, hug jace too

fuck you hodge

why does valentine look like a pirate

THE WAY THE WOLF TOOK OUT THE KID HAHAHAHAH

how did luke get dressed that quickly

me @ children

has if hodge spoils the whole jace x clary plot line

i love how magnus only raises his hood a little: a warlock? *lifts hood slightly* MAGNUS THE WARLOCK?

‘can you see it?’ *looks up at burning orange beacon of light* ‘idk maybe’

tf why is jocelyn floating like that

okay why did you crave it on your hand

YES CLARY KILL HIM

valentine doesn’t deserve rights

isabelle looks like a ghostbuster with a flamethrower

this sounds like a male tennis match

SPARRING

question, how did valentine do the pentagram with spears

sorry for laughing, but asking someone if they like to play music before slamming their face into a piano…

YUH KICK HIS ASS CLARY

snow in da library, let’s go

clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere

some matilda type shit

not jace using pick up lines when he thinks clary’s his sister *cue sweet home alabama*

why isn’t the motorcycle flying

[gaystreetsmarts]

oh my god my heart just broke at carlos immediately going "do you smell smoke?" honey

ok but the fact that his next thought is "is the lizard back" kjfs i love him

FFASED FJLKACSD;JF KETHA WEOH

TJK JUST PROPOSOREFJ DJ TO TF JOLKMAJC CARLOSF AE

IT S LOVE THE KIN D THAT YOU CANT GET AWY FROM DSJC A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"CAN I SAY YES NOW" YEAH YOU SURFE FUCKIGN CAN

MATEO FAJEK SDLFJ I LOVE YOUR DUMB ASS SO MUCH YOU BEAUTIFUL HIMBO YOU

anyway they'RE ENGAGED FJSDKJFALK

[beautifulduckweed]

Dear Yuletide Author

Dear Dread Liege of the Yule Stories,

I’m beautifulduckweed on AO3. I am so stoked to get a story from you! I picked one normal-ish fandom (Band Sinister, a delightfully queer and poly romance novel) and two of my favorite meme fandoms. Because why the fuck not. The spirit of the season lives in us all.

A smattering of things I love:

Cracktastic mashups and premises. No, for serious, if you want to jam, like, Temeraire, Hannibal, and Malaysian trickster stories featuring Sang Kancil into the same fic, do it; I will eat it the fuck up and beg for more.

Smut. Feel free to write at any explicitness level you feel comfortable with! I have only a few Do Not Wants.

My favorite genres are romance (it’s what I read and write the most of), SFF, horror, literary fiction, and the YA variants of all of those.

My fave romance tropes: Idiots to lovers. Friends to lovers. Only one bed. Grumpy/sunshine.

Sluts, himbos, and slutty himbos are my catnip.

I love stories about big-hearted people doing scary, vulnerable things and being rewarded with love, affirmation, orgasms, and generally every fulfilling thing they ever wanted.

I also love having my sense of what’s real and what’s not fucked with. Like, what the fuck is going on? How reliable is this narrator? How far can we trust memory, reality and experience—not just in this story, but in general? What is, like, the fundamental nature of storytelling, man? I’m sorry, reading a lot of William Gibson and Philip K. Dick in my early 20s broke me forever; that’s just the way I am now.

Enough with the happy happy joy joy shit. You know what else I love? Body horror, and horror in general. If you wanna be gory and violent and gross, go the fuck nuts! A friend once told me I’m hard to squick and easy to please, which is uncomfortably accurate to the point of being a read. THAT SAID, I do have a few buttons I don’t want pushed—see the Do Not Wants section.

I would like, if at all possible, for the fic to end happily, i.e., all the major characters are stable and happy and if not exactly 100% OK with their previous life choices, at least not actively tormented by them any more.

Do Not Wants:

Pet death. I am totally fine with, like, random rabbit needs to be killed for dinner while out in the woods, or oh no, we have to defend ourselves from a charging hippo or hostile lizard from outer space. Just. Don’t let Freddie Purrcury or Dave the dog who’s obsessed with tennis balls die in this fic.

Animal cruelty. Brief mentions of stuff happening in the past or whatever are fine; seeing an animal tortured on-page is a big no.

Noncon/dubcon. Enthusiastic consent only, please!

Major character death. Random minions, as always, can be sacrificed to the storytelling gods.

Kink no’s: I’m not into blood, shit, puke or piss, but honestly, everything else is fair game, as long as the characters are enthusiastically consenting.

All right, here are my three requests:

Fandom: Band Sinister - K. J. Charles

Characters: Lord Corvin

Thoughts/Prompts:

Look, I just want to see Lord Corvin bone down with anyone and everyone, OK? If you're in the KJC Chat Facebook group, KJ Charles posted an excerpt set post-Band Sinister in which Corvin makes a remark about a hot curate, and John's like "You can't fuck the curate," and Corvin's all "But I already fucked a bishop!" So Corvin seducing the hot curate, or a story about the hot bishop he fucked and the hilarious consequences that ensued would be DOPE, but honestly, I'm not too picky. If you don't want to write a fic in which Corvin gets down and dirty, that's totally fine, too, but would appreciate, like, a truly staggering amount of flirting. Just. Make me sweat from the UST.

Crack Prompt:

What would happen if a Star Trek crew (take your pick, I don't have a preference) used the holodeck to explore this world, eh? EHHH??

Or. OR. What if the fic is Lord Corvin tripping balls and flirting with/seducing an inanimate object, like the loveseat, or a lamp? Oh god, what if he’s not tripping balls and the Disney animators fucked up and put the wrong russet-haired beauty in Beauty and the Beast and he runs around seducing everyone, from Beast to Gaston to Angela Lansbury Teapot, and the animators are like, goddammit, we know this is supposed to be PG, but this CHARACTER won’t stop WHIPPING HIS DICK OUT. And then Corvin seduces an animator. A whole team of animators. *galaxy brain*

Fandom: moon's haunted - dustinkcouch (tweet)

Characters: Worldbuilding (moon’s haunted)

Thoughts/Prompts:

OK, so moon's haunted, so does this mean space ghosts are going to fuck with our tides? What types of ghosts are haunting the moon? Why are ghosts susceptible to bullets? Hell, is it being haunted by something other than ghosts? How did the astronaut find out it was haunted? How long has it been haunted? How did it get that way? So many delicious questions. Pick the one(s) most pleasing to you and write about it.

I decided to pick Worldbuilding as the only character because I want you to have absolute free range; definitely feel free to include the astronaut and the NASA employee if you like!

Crack Prompt:

The astronaut, themself, is a ghost, and the NASA employee is a werewolf and the astronaut's ex, phantom knotting is hot, let's gooooo.

 Fandom: Because I Will Never Be Able to Eat Lava (Tumblr)

Characters: Put Upon Volcanologist (Eat Lava), Chaotic Himbo (Eat Lava)

Thoughts/Prompts:

Are these people friends? Enemies? Frenemies? I need to know more about the nature of their relationship! I can't decide it'd be funnier to know the origin of this obsession with the texture of lava or whether if it'd be funnier to leave that forever a mystery, so you decide for me.

Crack Prompt:

They're both contestants in a reality show about action geologists who are dropped off in dangerous parts of the world and forced to overcome/solve geology challenges with minimal tools, wilderness survival style. Like Alone, but for geologists.

Oh god I have semantic satiation now. Geologist. Ge. O. Lo. Gist.

[1-800-i-ship-it]

ah okay so. for a long time i just enjoyed random media that gave me serotonin since i didnt really have other hobbies and then in 2018 i discovered homestuck. now im not going to like explain it but basically once you read it theres no going back and nothing else will bring you as much enjoyment as you get from reading it the first time :/ so from then on ive been on a long and arduous journey trying to find something that comes close and so far ive found like a couple things and one of those is orv <3

idk how to give recs so ill just give them out in media form?

games - undertale (best game ever), hades (its greek mythology and the mc is so good)

podcasts - penumbra podcast (space gays in love, found family and also lizard ot3), taz (balance comes closest to homestuck, its very good), wolf 359 (great story), zero hours (made me cry), tma (aaaaaaa) if you want more lmk

movies - legally blonde (its a classic), into the spiderverse and mitchells vs the machines, shrek and the old guard (im not that into movies lol)

shows - love death and robots (awooga the animation is so good), killing eve (hannibal for lesbians), good omens (idk its like a 6000 year old slowburn), pushing daisies (the costume designs are on point), what we do in the shadows (bi vampire himbos), and good cartoons like infinity train, gravity falls, owl house, hilda, kipo, shera, adventure time etc.

anime - i dont rly like anime as much but my all time faves are mob psycho 100, fmab and saiki k

these are all from the top of my head and most of them arent even that good but :P

-envy yjh anon

hi anon!

asadlkfjld homestuck haha yea ive heard a lot of things about it xD but im glad orv can also bring u some joy ^^ 

and omigosh haha thanksssss for all the recs <33 

games - ooh ive heard of both! but i actually like barely game but i always get mistaken for being a gamer prob cause of my headphones lmao ive been asked that many times oops xD tho my sister is a gamer; maybe i will get into it in the summer 

podcasts - ooh those sound really interesting! ok fun fact about me actually somehow i suck at listening to podcasts bc i just cant concentrate and listen to smth idk like i will get distracted ahaha which is very ironic bc i intern for a podcast but, we will see if i can improve haha and sure, if u have more go ahead if u want to share! 

movies - ah yes ive heard of all those i gotta watch those too haha AND SHREK, A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE XD also dw i actually barely watch movies too ahaha i dont remember the last one i watched 

shows - oh i was recommended killing eve before, and also been egged on my multiple mutuals to watch good omens xD will do so in the summer, oh also heard of owl house, and OMG ADVENTURE TIMEEEEEEE YESSS omigosh also bi vampire himbos sign me up 

anime - ooh got it ty! ive heard of those before i think and my friend the other day was talking about fma vs fmab haha and also ive technically only watched like 2 animes so far lmao 

ty for all ur recs!!